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1:00

Who fights four? Who

1:04

fights four? Why would you fight four?

1:07

Scariest number in Chinese, of course, because it sounds

1:09

like death. Which one?

1:11

Four. Oh, really? On its own? Yeah. And

1:14

eight is good. Si sounds like death. Si.

1:17

Eight is good. Three is good. Three? Three

1:20

is good. I think eight is most prosperous, maybe. Eight

1:23

is rich. Eight is rich. Three

1:25

is good. You can tell it's rich because it's so

1:27

voluptuous. Yeah, it looks like a

1:29

cartoon of a capitalist. Yeah. Big

1:33

fat businessman. Okay, and then four

1:35

is death. Four is death. What's

1:38

five? I don't think, I'm

1:41

not sure five has much meaning. I mean,

1:43

this is Chinese culture. I'm

1:46

sure every digit has. Some

1:48

meaning. Five is for when you're impressed.

1:51

Ooh. Five.

1:55

Could be. Yeah. One

1:58

must be like the winner's number. Or is

2:00

it the loneliest number that you could ever be? One

2:02

never comes up really in terms of luck. That

2:07

would be a good like... I

2:10

mean too early on. Yeah, because

2:12

you go one, that's like people go, oh,

2:14

whoa, whoa, whoa, we've only just started. Yeah,

2:18

yeah, yeah. But then you can only... One's

2:20

good. It can't be too late, you're going to

2:22

be like, and 113, forget it. Yeah,

2:24

yeah, yeah. It's got the sweet spot. And I live in your

2:26

courageous. The sweet spot is between 3 and 21. Is

2:30

there a known reason

2:34

why... although it goes up to 27, right? 27

2:36

Club. Oh, that's true. 27

2:38

Club. Yeah. Is this the

2:40

last unlucky number in Western culture? 666

2:43

must be the last unlucky number. Yeah,

2:46

yeah, yeah. Yes, that's got to be it, right?

2:48

That's got to be the last bad number. Unless

2:50

there's a year that's unlucky. But

2:53

I don't think there is. No. 69

2:55

is the only good number. The

2:58

only sexy number. The only sexy number, but it's also assumed

3:00

good. Yeah,

3:04

because it's sexy. Oh, right. Okay, so people

3:06

just go, oh, ha, ha, ha, sex. Yeah,

3:10

I mean, in Western culture, I'm just

3:12

saying that there aren't a lot of

3:14

positive numbers. There's a lot of Bible

3:16

numbers. Oh, yeah. Three,

3:18

seven, and 12 are big

3:21

old Bible numbers. Oh, the Holy

3:23

Trinity. Holy Trinity, 12 tribes

3:26

of Israel, seven gold

3:28

rings, seven deadly sins,

3:30

seven virtues as well. Oh,

3:34

the lesser known seven virtues. Yeah, the

3:36

seven good guy powers, like charity

3:38

and patient. And

3:41

seven was used in the Old

3:43

Testament often as like a general like... Oh, just

3:46

like a number, of course. Just like loads. How

3:48

do I forget about seven, lucky number seven? Lucky

3:50

number seven. Can we imagine number? Yeah, but

3:54

also in the

3:56

Bible when it says even unto the seventh

3:58

generation, when someone's cursed. Oh,

4:01

even this given the good number you'll be

4:03

given under the seventh generation and it kind

4:05

of it does mean seven But it also

4:07

just means like imagine that

4:09

bigger number. Oh, it's like wow, I think

4:11

schmush million or like n to the nth

4:13

degree Yes to the seventh to the seventh

4:15

generation. They won't even know who they are

4:21

Yeah, so there's lots of Bible numbers 12 disciples 12

4:23

disciples as well Yes,

4:25

exactly 13 on 13 is unlucky. I think because

4:27

of the Last Supper, isn't it? Because

4:30

there are 13 of them. Yeah There's

4:33

I remember a superstition I heard growing up

4:35

Which was that you should never dine in

4:37

a group of 13 because you

4:39

will never dine together as a 13 again Well,

4:42

that is very certainly likely because

4:45

yes, just because of the logistics of getting

4:48

It's so hard to get people to come around Yeah,

4:52

I mean they're not wrong. I think it's

4:55

more about the wrong reasons Admit

4:58

yeah, if you have too big a dinner people will use

5:00

it as an excuse to not see each other for another

5:02

year Exactly. Exactly. I'm glad we did this. That's why I

5:04

want to sell the end I'm glad we did it. We

5:06

have to do this The

5:09

thing you say to make sure something never happens.

5:11

That's what Judas kept saying Guys,

5:14

it's great. This is great This

5:16

is not why he was unpopular. That's why he was

5:18

unpopular. He kept saying this is great and

5:20

we should do this again It's

5:24

weird is it because we all live in Judea We

5:27

all live in Judea. We never hang out Down

5:30

the road. I see my friends from

5:34

the barbaric Greek islands Far

5:37

away more than I see people who live right here in

5:39

Judah It's absolutely

5:41

murder Yeah, that's

5:43

why people didn't like him. He kept doing things like

5:45

that Yeah,

5:48

he's annoying it was annoying do you think

5:50

there are any people called Judas? That

5:53

can't be I think I think it

5:55

went the way of adults a long time on

6:00

in the history of unpopular baby names

6:03

or baby names that went out of fashion real

6:05

quick. Almost instantly. Yeah,

6:08

how many that could like Christianity didn't, you

6:10

know, take over for a long time. They

6:13

must have still been a few Judas is knocking around. Before

6:16

people heard the name. Yeah, I heard the stories.

6:18

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And

6:21

he changed it probably. That would be a fun chat

6:23

to have someone. What are you gonna call your son?

6:27

Adolph Judas or Judas Adolf, some combination of

6:29

that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,

6:32

we're gonna bring it back. We're

6:34

conversation started. Adolph

6:37

Judas Stalin, get down here right

6:39

now. You're

6:43

in a lot. I'm very disappointed in you,

6:46

Adolph Judas Stalin. Adolph Judas Stalin. I never

6:48

would have expected this from my

6:51

Adolph Judas. Not my

6:53

Adolph Judas Stalin. I said when I got

6:55

the call from your school. You

7:01

told me three years ago that

7:04

my son Adolph Judas Stalin would

7:07

get it would do something this bad. It's

7:12

um, yeah, there must

7:14

have been a few knocking around. What names of bad

7:16

people have survived? Oh,

7:20

that's a very bad Joseph. I

7:23

guess the thing with Adolph Hitler is

7:25

both Adolph and Hitler stand out as

7:27

names. Joseph Stalin. I mean,

7:29

we're not gonna cancel Joseph at this point.

7:32

And Stalin is unique enough that we can

7:35

go. And with a nickname. I'd say Man

7:37

of Steel. Yeah, Steel Guy. What was his

7:39

real name? Uh, Dugashvili. I

7:42

think he's Georgian. I think it was

7:44

Dugashvili or something like that. Yeah,

7:48

Joseph Stalin and his Technicolor

7:50

dreamcoat. This is all

7:53

shades of red. It was red

7:55

and red and red and red. Just

7:58

that and so much. with

8:00

red. It'd be very funny if

8:02

a long-fied Superman movie came out

8:04

about Stalin also called

8:06

Man of Steel. I

8:10

do a versus. Way

8:12

better than Batman versus

8:15

Superman. Superman versus Stalin.

8:17

Yeah. Whoa. And

8:19

it would depend on the manner of

8:22

fighting because Superman would eventually punch his

8:24

way through the almost

8:27

infinite tanks of the Soviet Union. Yeah.

8:29

It would take a while. Yeah. But

8:31

what if it was more like Superman versus Stalin

8:33

where Stalin just gradually

8:35

manages to free Superman out

8:37

of various committees. Ah.

8:40

And then just has him disappeared. And

8:42

yeah, he's put in a Kryptonite

8:45

gulag. Yes. Yeah. And he

8:47

just has to work in Siberia punching diamonds and

8:49

gold out of the earth. That's

8:53

good. That's a graphic novel. Well, it's very similar

8:55

to Red Sun. Yes. Yeah. Which is highly

8:57

recommended if you're into your comics, graphic novels. It's

9:00

a what if comic book about

9:02

what if Superman landed in the Soviet

9:05

Union instead of the USA. Yeah. It's

9:07

really good. Yes.

9:14

Yeah. Phil's having a stroke. I'm on the end of my thought. I

9:18

got to the end of my thought. Phil, have

9:20

you been, I've been in

9:23

the West End with Frank Skinner. The

9:26

fashionable West End. London's glittering West

9:28

End. With loveys. Oh, this is

9:30

fun. Yeah. So

9:33

on Sunday, this Sunday gone on Radio

9:36

4 came the first, the pilot episode

9:38

of Unspeakable with that hosting with Susie

9:40

Dent. Yes, of course. And it's about

9:42

sort of inventing new words to describe

9:45

modern phenomena or things in your things in life that

9:47

you think need a word to describe them. And

9:50

one of our guests was Stephen Fry,

9:52

incredibly. Yes, of course. Yeah. And Susie

9:55

Dent pointed out on the show that

9:57

Stephen is notable for many things, but

9:59

one reason. is that he was

10:01

the only person in the room who is

10:03

in the Oxford English Dictionary, cited as

10:05

the first ever written

10:08

down published use of the word lovey. He wrote

10:11

it in an article for the Evening

10:13

Standard, a newspaper back in the day. Back

10:15

in like the late 80s? Late

10:18

80s, surely. And he described

10:21

a class of creative people as loveys. Really?

10:24

And that was the first documented use of the

10:26

word lovey. So he's in the Oxford English Dictionary

10:29

as the first use of the word lovey. So

10:31

it's his fault that very

10:33

fat red, thick-necked men have a word

10:35

for us basically. For

10:38

disparaging anyone who has done a single

10:40

performance or anything else. Anyone

10:42

who knows the name of a single painting

10:44

or show. London

10:46

liberal loveys. Scuffing,

10:50

squuffing champagne and scoffing

10:52

canopones and this lovely

10:55

liberal. But

11:00

it's on BBC Sounds now, it's called Unspeakable. Look

11:02

up Unspeakable on BBC Sounds. And

11:04

if he gets enough listens, then Papa's

11:07

got a new job. Yeah,

11:09

Papa's a new word. You're a wordsmith.

11:11

What's your role on the show? I'm

11:13

a host. I stop people from fighting

11:15

each other. I'm very great. Whoa,

11:17

calm down. Can we please be

11:20

civil? Stephen, put her down. That's

11:22

not my job. You're there saying like, can

11:24

we all learn the meaning of the word

11:27

tolerance? Please? Yeah. Oh,

11:30

nice. It's a great show

11:32

if you like words and coming up with words, but

11:34

also if you're a pedant. There's a part of the

11:37

show where we invite people to

11:40

put words they don't like into word jail. I

11:44

have so many. Yeah. Breccy.

11:48

Breccy. Breccy. Why don't you

11:50

like Breccy? It's a disgusting little abbreviation. And

11:53

no shorter than breakfast. No quicker

11:55

to say. Exactly. It's a failed

11:57

abbreviation. It's patronising. to

12:00

be it's like a vicar trying

12:02

to be fun. It's breakfast. Well,

12:05

what do you want for brekkie? I want you to shoot yourself

12:07

in the head. It's also very wackaging. It's kind of thing that

12:09

would be a little bit of my loo rolls. If

12:12

you brought out a new like, you

12:14

know, okay, someone

12:16

who gets famous on tech talk for

12:19

the way that they organize

12:22

their kitchen, brings

12:24

out a new range of snack bars

12:26

in partnership with fucking, you

12:29

know, Hitler Landmine Limited.

12:32

And the packaging says,

12:34

you know, up your brekkie.

12:36

Yes. Fuck off. Yeah, upgrade

12:38

your brekkie. Yeah,

12:41

re... Level up your

12:43

brekkie. Level up your brekkie. You just

12:46

have to be sick. You always have to be sick.

12:48

Just through my nose as well, the worst way to

12:50

do it. Burning

12:53

nostrils. It's

12:55

the most awful. I have a thing where,

12:57

um, and I'm never sure why, and maybe

12:59

you can suggest something. Hmm. I'm

13:02

filled with rage by...

13:05

It's a funny way to start. Maybe how it

13:07

is. I'm filled with rage. Any

13:13

ideas? Anyone,

13:16

uh, just a hands up sort of thing. No wrong, no

13:19

wrong answers. No

13:21

wrong answers. I'm filled

13:23

with rage. Does anyone...

13:26

You sir. You sir. Yes, you

13:29

sir. Um, no, I'm filled

13:33

with rage by

13:37

childish or patronizing abbreviations of

13:39

any kind. And

13:41

I'm never, I have theories as to why, but

13:44

I'm not, there's no, I have no definitive. They

13:46

just make me so irritated. I

13:49

guess central to it is a dishonesty. There's

13:51

a dishonesty about the meaning of the word.

13:53

So yeah. Like I don't want a parent.

13:57

It says winky instead of peanut. You're

14:00

being dishonest about something that you don't need to

14:02

be dishonest about. Yeah, why? What are you... The

14:05

word means the same thing. And

14:08

cutifying it. I mean, not only

14:10

does it help with nothing, it

14:12

makes it creepier. It's odd. Yeah.

14:15

It's an odd thought, where you go, oh well, I'd

14:18

better make a sort of fun version of penises

14:20

for the children. That's gay! The

14:22

kids want like a fun rock and roll

14:24

kind of penis. I

14:26

don't know why the word penis, that's your granddad's word.

14:29

Hey, this isn't your granddad's penis. This isn't

14:31

your granddad's penis. Hey kids, this isn't your

14:34

granddad's penis. This isn't your granddad's penis. Whoa,

14:38

slow down

14:41

boys. This

14:44

ain't your granddad's dick. Okay? This

14:47

is a cool new penis that I think you're all

14:49

going to really groove with. It's called

14:51

Winky. It's called Winky, and it's a

14:53

little more fun than... and it's never

14:55

hard. Okay?

15:00

That is an important part of it, I think.

15:02

You can't have a hard Winky. I

15:05

guess that's it. Maybe in that sense, there

15:07

are useful words, because they actually describe a

15:09

subset of the penis, which is a soft

15:11

penis, because a penis can be hard or

15:13

soft. Yeah. You don't

15:15

know. But then can you... then we...

15:17

but now Phil, we've painted ourselves into

15:19

the linguistic philosophical corner. Does

15:22

a Winky become a penis? If

15:25

it were to become a wreck? Yes,

15:29

yeah. Okay, all right, that's

15:31

our policy. Yeah. It

15:33

was a Winky. And then becomes a penis.

15:35

Yeah, and that could be useful for describing,

15:38

I don't know, a flasher.

15:42

Well, was it a Winky or a penis? It was a

15:44

Winky penis. But because it is an important distinction in movies.

15:46

You can show a Winky, but you can't show a hard

15:48

cock. No,

15:51

you can't. Hard cock. No, you can't. No,

15:53

you can't. On the converse to

15:55

the Winky situation, I don't like it when someone

15:57

refers to a flastered penis as a cock. I'm

16:00

like that's not a cock. Do you think? Yeah, I think a cock

16:02

is hard. Okay. Maybe I've watched

16:04

too much Bond. Put me a cock is hard.

16:06

All boners are happening all the time. I

16:09

just think a cock is hard. So

16:11

what do you think a dick can be either? Okay,

16:14

so dick is the neutral. I think dick is a

16:16

bit more floppy than hard, but a cock

16:18

is definitely hard. Yeah. I think

16:20

there's a spectrum here. There's a dick

16:22

spectrum. Of softness of penis. Well yeah,

16:24

and the spectrum could be, is

16:26

literally expressible through angle. Isn't it? Ah,

16:29

yes. Yeah, you can price this

16:32

card out on, yeah. Minus

16:34

25 degrees. That's, there's a

16:36

winky zone. You have 45 degrees. You have 90

16:38

degrees, don't you, to work with? Yeah,

16:41

you have 90 degrees. Well, well, I mean. No, you

16:43

have 180. You go from minus 90 to. Why?

16:47

Your flat penis, flat penis goes

16:49

into your body. No,

16:52

what is it? Would it be just one side of the

16:54

graph? It does go negative.

16:56

Yeah, that's 180. That's 180, yeah. Because

16:58

it's like, and it's hanging down. Yeah, but never, it doesn't

17:00

go all the way pointing upwards. That's

17:03

true. Oh, some people. Not, not

17:05

me. Yeah, not me neither. I think that's

17:07

a bit too rare for us to consider here. It

17:10

would, yeah. Do some people go

17:12

straight up, barely button? Straight

17:15

up like, like, like, like if they were trying to

17:17

shoot themselves in the head with their own dick. That

17:21

would be the angle. And some

17:23

are completely flat. But I'm talking about as

17:25

well, like, yeah, we've got a

17:27

range here. Okay, well, what do you call it when

17:29

it's in Game of Thrones and this guy's hanging dong

17:31

and flopping around? Right. Because

17:34

they can't show them hard, so everyone's leaving and arriving.

17:36

I'll call her a dick. You

17:38

call her a dick? Yeah. I

17:41

think a flaccid, big flaccid penis. If your penis

17:43

is big when it's flaccid, it's nothing about. That's

17:45

a dick. Okay. If it's

17:48

small when it's flaccid, that's a willy. Willy.

17:51

We forgot about willy. Yeah. And

17:53

actually, I think the smallest is winky, then the bit big is

17:56

willy, and then dick is a bit bigger. Yeah.

17:58

And then, like, cock is at the end. Cock is

18:00

the biggest. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um,

18:03

penis... That's like

18:05

medical. Yeah, I think penis can probably... Penis

18:08

is like saying... It could be all of it. Penis is like saying

18:10

ape. I

18:16

love the chart of the penises getting

18:18

slowly... Getting harder and harder and across

18:21

time. Through history. The

18:23

second to final penis has a spear. Can

18:26

someone who does graphic design knock

18:29

this up please? I don't want

18:31

to see this. But only in

18:33

silhouette. It's

18:36

like hunched over like chimp shape

18:38

of a dick and balls and then

18:40

gradually... The final one

18:43

has a briefcase. Yeah, and a shirt. And a shirt,

18:45

a little tie. Yeah, yeah. Siddy

18:48

dick. Siddy dick. Siddy dick. Oh

18:53

man, so penis is genus. Penis

18:56

is the genus. The penis is

18:58

the genus and the genus is penis. Okay,

19:01

so this is the sort of thing... Homo erectus.

19:04

Nice. That, you know, names

19:07

itself really. Yeah, Homo erectus. That

19:11

would be a good... That would be a good... Not

19:14

like a drag name, but like a gay cabaret act. Homo

19:18

erectus. Homo erectus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dressed

19:20

like a caveman. Yeah. You got like

19:22

a Flintstones, you know, like animal skins.

19:25

You'd be all hairy. You'd be a hairy gay man. And

19:29

you do like a cabaret show where it's like drumming.

19:33

You know, like caveman drumming, but you have a

19:35

bone of the whole time. Yeah,

19:37

right. That's the sexy aspect. Okay. Just under

19:39

his loincloth. He's just... Oh, okay.

19:41

So it's a bulge the whole time. It's not... At

19:43

the end, he gets it out and everyone's impressed. And

19:45

I guess they throw rings on it. Yeah. Nice

19:48

one. Homo erectus. Yeah. There's a

19:50

basement in Soho where we

19:52

could sell out if we could find the right performer for this

19:54

film. We write it. He does it. It's

19:56

like old school, 50s style. We

20:00

have some rhymecosts, it talks like that as well. Oh,

20:02

look! He's

20:05

got a spear, but the spear's a dildo. You know,

20:07

either! There's so many layers you can add on this.

20:09

Yeah. How do we get

20:11

onto this? The bone through the nose could be a

20:13

boner. That could be a boner? The bone through

20:15

the nose, bone in the hair. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um...

20:19

How did we get onto this? Oh,

20:22

I hate diminutive phrasing. Oh, yeah!

20:24

I mean, that's a podcast in

20:26

a nutshell, I think. Yeah.

20:34

We've lined up a fucking

20:37

caveman-themed gay cabaret act called

20:40

Homo erectus, based on that.

20:44

Yeah, okay, okay, yeah. Yeah, so... I

20:46

think it's the performativeness of it

20:49

and the dishonesty. The silliness and...

20:52

Yeah, dishonesty's part of it. I think... I

20:55

think I don't like the implication that I need it.

20:58

It's patronizing. Don't do this for me. I didn't ask you to

21:00

do this. Yeah. Like,

21:02

um... In

21:05

the same way that people... I've

21:08

heard women before... Like, this doesn't happen

21:10

for, like, decades, obviously. It's very old-fashioned,

21:12

but women complaining when men

21:15

would do that thing of, like, oh, sorry for swearing to, like, the

21:17

only woman in the room. Oh, yeah. That's

21:19

patronizing. Yes. I don't need you to protect

21:21

my guy. Right, so it's the same thing. That feeling.

21:24

Yes, yeah, you're right. Like, sorry, you're saying brekkie

21:26

because I'm frightened of... Oh,

21:28

not brekk... Not boring old breakfast again.

21:32

Yeah, right. Oh, not like grown-ups. You

21:35

think I'm scared of breakfast. Yeah, well,

21:37

I... Even if I'm breakfast too difficult,

21:39

I did. You think... Yeah, exactly.

21:42

Or I need breakfast kind of spiced up somehow. I

21:44

need my toast on a skateboard. Mm-hmm.

21:46

Or fucking on a big spoon. It

21:49

also ties into this kind of comfort,

21:51

sort of, cutesy

21:53

Britishness, you know, that kind

21:55

of pee-drinker. Yeah. Cutesy,

21:57

you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A

22:00

little bit swerry. Yeah.

22:03

Tea drinker. Yeah,

22:05

I love gin. Love gin. Yeah,

22:07

the kind of people who just

22:10

love watching a clip of Olivia

22:13

Colman saying fuck at an awards

22:15

show. Yeah, but then

22:17

crucially going, oh, and grabbing her face.

22:19

Yeah, you go, come on, man, she's

22:21

been planning to do that for weeks.

22:25

Are you so easily fooled?

22:29

I bet you think Jennifer Lawrence is a real

22:31

down to earth girl next door as well. Yeah,

22:33

there was an interview where she said she eats

22:35

chili cheese fries. Fuck

22:37

off. She

22:40

means at Christmas. She

22:45

means at Thanksgiving and

22:47

it's one bowl and she has to lie

22:49

down. And yeah, it's a

22:51

cup, an American baking measurement cup. A

22:53

cup of chili cheese fry. Fry

22:56

or one fry. A fry and a spoon of

22:58

chili. Oh, obviously

23:01

if she ate the chili cheese fries every day,

23:03

her job would end. Her

23:08

job would end. Yeah. Or if

23:10

she does eat chili cheese fries, she must be doing

23:12

like an Olympic athlete level of training to burn the requisite

23:15

calories. She's exercising all day every day. Yeah,

23:17

she's at the gym for seven hours, four

23:19

in the morning, three in the evening, and

23:21

every other meal is a handful of almonds.

23:25

Get real. Also, I think maybe there's

23:27

an arrogant old fashioned part of me that hates it

23:29

because it's like when

23:31

someone calls you Phil instead of Mr.

23:33

Wang in a certain context where you're

23:35

the customer. Oh yeah. Where

23:37

like I'm in somewhere and there's like a

23:39

Costa or whatever Starbucks and it's like brilliant

23:43

new Breccy's and it's like how dare you speak

23:45

to me like that. I'm

23:49

the customer. Well, you are not my friend. You are not

23:51

my friend. Put on a tie and

23:54

call it breakfast. Put

23:56

on a proper suit, wear a tie and

23:58

call it breakfast. Exactly.

24:01

And maybe that's part of it because I want

24:03

to say to Starbucks, you're not my friend. If

24:06

you were my friend, you would not keep forgetting

24:08

to make filter coffee. Yes.

24:10

Yes, it's never available. It's never available. And you've

24:12

got the machine, I'm looking at it. And I

24:15

don't care if you'll charge me the same for

24:17

an Americano. I want the filter coffee because it

24:19

makes me feel special. I want the filter coffee

24:21

because it makes me feel like a detective. Yes.

24:23

It makes me feel like I'm solving murders. It

24:25

makes me feel like I'm working on a case

24:27

all night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking through

24:29

documents. And I

24:31

find the right one right as my partner claps me on

24:33

the shoulder and says, get some rest. That's

24:38

exactly when I find the right one. Yeah,

24:41

after you rubbed your forehead for

24:43

a bit. Yeah, exactly. Your eyes

24:45

closed. And I go, ah, these

24:48

these these murders. Get

24:51

some rest, buddy, as they as they sling their

24:53

jacket over their shoulder. Yeah, that's when

24:55

I find it. Yeah. Do you remember

24:57

the a while ago

24:59

you meet Jason and George, your Daphne

25:01

Sketcoupanas, for people listening who aren't au

25:04

fait with the lore? Yeah. We

25:07

were laughing at different ways to like someone

25:09

makes a joke and it doesn't quite work,

25:11

different devastating ways to respond to

25:14

a failed joke. And in conversation. Yeah, yeah.

25:16

And one was to say, get some rest.

25:20

It's the most brutal. Someone

25:23

goes, oh, like this, blah, blah, blah. No one

25:25

laughs. You put them on the shoulder, clap them on

25:27

the shoulder, say, get some rest, buddy. Get some rest. You

25:30

go home and you get some rest. Devastating. OK,

25:33

so here's the question for you on the subject

25:36

of, you know, brands and companies

25:39

and whatever, using sort of goofy, funny language

25:41

or taking things less seriously, making an active

25:44

effort to be less serious in a language.

25:46

Are we especially annoyed by it

25:48

because we work in

25:51

unseriousness? Our job is to be unseriousness. We

25:53

work in jokes. It's sort of

25:55

a bustman's holiday when we come in

25:57

something to a cafe just wanting a.

26:00

thing and we have to

26:02

get through the jokes. Yeah. The thing that

26:04

we want. So do you think people who

26:06

don't work in comedy are less annoyed by

26:08

it? I think definitely. I think that's actually,

26:10

yeah, I think that's very true because you're

26:12

sort of like, I'm here at the cafe.

26:14

I don't need someone to be

26:16

like, Oh, I

26:19

don't need this from you. Yes. I have

26:21

a big reservoir of humor in my brain and

26:23

that is actually one of my main problems. Yeah.

26:26

And it actually happens when I meet people or

26:28

people meet me. And they know me as a

26:30

comedian and people who, you know, don't

26:34

work in comedy get understandably, I guess,

26:36

excited when they're around a comedian. And,

26:38

but they think that they have to speak to

26:40

me in joke. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I think they

26:42

have to be funny all the time and you

26:44

can see them trying really hard to be funny

26:46

about everything. Yeah. And they go, this, I know

26:48

what this guy likes. Yeah. I know this guy's

26:50

language. He literally only understands what someone is talking

26:52

about. If it's a joke. He only talks like

26:54

the Joker from Batman, just like concert, like Zingers.

26:57

Oh, what about it? You don't have to do that. And

26:59

I walked you've come off stage

27:01

actually. The, well, you just want people to talk straight

27:04

to you. Also, most comedians

27:06

are so aggressively normal

27:08

or not serious. Like

27:14

they're not, it's not like actors or they haven't got

27:16

airs and graces. Like constantly

27:18

fearing the audience's judgment keeps you on

27:21

a more even keel, I think, and

27:24

I think if people spoke

27:26

to us in a completely neutral way, they'd

27:28

really win us over. Yeah. If

27:30

that's the goal, it would be such

27:32

a relief. You'd be like, oh, I feel normal. Whereas

27:36

like you say constantly be like, Oh yeah.

27:38

Like a, like a up here, bold as

27:40

I am. And

27:43

what they're doing is making you go, ha ha

27:45

ha ha. Yes. Yeah. You have

27:47

done a joke. Yeah. Now I have to

27:49

be polite. I like it. Yeah. And I

27:51

must like it because I am a comedian

27:53

and you have noticed that. And I

27:55

feel, so I feel like people like people

27:57

who do that are probably less annoying. by

27:59

Wikerjake. They really enjoy the word brackie. They

28:02

go, well hang on a minute that's not

28:04

the right word I think they mean breakfast

28:06

but I'm not sure. I

28:11

think, yeah I don't like it as

28:13

well because I hate what I call

28:16

beano words. Oh.

28:18

Guff, gozzle, quaff, chocky, lecky.

28:21

Yeah. Put on your telebox. Woof.

28:24

Plug it into the lecky, put on your

28:26

telebox and scoff some jockies. I'm

28:28

gonna kill myself. Jump onto

28:30

the interwebs. Twee, fun talk.

28:33

But I don't like it as well because beano talk pops up

28:36

in British journalism a lot when they're trying to make you hate

28:38

a group. And it's

28:40

like politicians were quaffing champagne at the reception.

28:44

And I've talked about this before but I think maybe

28:47

it's clumsy manipulation. Clumsy

28:51

in my way. It's so obvious that you

28:53

want me to dislike these people because of their

28:55

drink. But it does work. I

28:58

think it works on some people but I think it

29:00

works on people who already didn't like actors or politicians

29:02

or whoever anyway. Yeah and that's what they're aiming for.

29:06

Yeah but then there's like just masturbation. Then there's

29:08

masturbatory. I just hate it.

29:10

They go fuck off. Oh

29:13

well they were, they were the journalists

29:15

of the international journalism awards called Woving

29:17

Champagne and Scuffing Jockies. Shut

29:19

up. Stop it. I don't

29:22

care what drinks they had. Unless it was

29:24

human blood. I'm not interested.

29:27

Yeah and also what's the thing about the

29:29

readers? They've never had chocolate. They

29:32

don't have any lecky or telly boxes. And

29:35

they're very envious to politics envy. Yeah lecky's

29:37

gross. Why does lecky get a cute name

29:40

like gas? Gas. I

29:43

guess it's hard to shorten

29:45

gas. That's true. Any other way

29:48

of describing gas sounds too cool. Fire

29:50

air. Fire air.

29:54

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Yeah. Very good. We

31:53

discussed a while ago, you using a previous

31:55

tenant's toilet brush. Oh

31:58

yeah, so the house I moved in. to

32:00

I used the previous family's

32:02

toilet brushes for months. I'd

32:07

forgotten about that. I remember even

32:09

as a kid looking at the toilet brush going, but that can't be

32:11

it. I know. I first thought, oh,

32:13

is this too gross? And then I also thought, well,

32:15

what am I thinking about my shit in comparison to

32:17

theirs? Oh, gross. I

32:19

have this thing with the Touch Dares shit. It's

32:22

not worthy of my shit. It would depend upon

32:24

the state the family had left it in. It

32:27

was gross. Yeah. I

32:29

can't get the water in the bottom of the thing. Oh, man. That

32:32

water. Rough. That

32:34

water contains the end of all human life, I think. Safely say

32:36

the last bit of liquid I want to drink. The

32:40

last bit of liquid. The very last. Saving that for

32:42

last. You'd have to wake up pretty early in the

32:44

morning to get me to drink some of that liquid.

32:50

Brushy wash. Oh, yummy. Scrammy.

32:54

Speaking of Phil using the previous occupants'

32:56

toilet brush, many years ago when my brother and his

32:58

girlfriend broke up and she moved out, he stayed at

33:00

home with us for a couple of days so she

33:02

could move her stuff out. Once

33:06

she was done, he returned home to find

33:08

that among other things she had taken the

33:10

toilet brush. Wow. That's

33:12

petty. That's Tom Petty.

33:14

Poopy. That's poopy. That's

33:16

very... That is... I think that

33:19

is very much a case of... Was

33:21

it splitting your face despite

33:23

your nose? Was it crushing your face despite your

33:25

nose? What is it? Splashing

33:27

your face. Splashing your face to... Cutting off

33:29

your nose to spite your face. Right, yeah.

33:31

This is like a clever travelin' man again.

33:36

Yeah, cutting off your nose to spite your face. Yeah.

33:40

I've always found her not saying, but I think

33:42

that's what she's doing, isn't it? Yeah, she's having

33:44

to carry a poopy brush. Around.

33:46

Around. Thinking this'll show

33:48

him. He'll miss this. He'll

33:52

miss this stinky old

33:54

brush. Instead of... Yeah,

33:56

they're breaking up and she's going,

33:58

well, say good-bye. by to this

34:00

but she's not pointing at her body she's

34:03

pointing at two shitty brushes well

34:06

I hope you enjoy taking a last look

34:08

at this and she just

34:10

points into the Lou because they're in the

34:13

living room and he's like

34:15

but at what this

34:17

and she like makes says like follow me like

34:20

lead him into the bathroom he's

34:22

like what this

34:26

the toilet no next to the toilet I can't

34:28

take the toilet with me I can't take the

34:30

toilet with me next to the toilet

34:32

the bleach no there's

34:35

just a touch it there

34:37

the toilet brush yeah

34:39

goodbye bet you're sorry

34:42

now so Chris says

34:46

I've never quite gotten over how gross and

34:49

hilarious this act was surely surely a toilet

34:51

brush will only ever belong to

34:54

one toilet they mate for life

34:56

yeah of course I

34:58

didn't think about it out yeah no

35:01

not only is it you know

35:03

brushes mated to a family

35:06

set of inhabitants and yeah toilet I

35:08

won't even I wouldn't even exchange the

35:11

brushes between my toilet because they French

35:13

exchange ah now you see

35:15

now you all learn a little bit about what the

35:17

world can

35:22

really be like toilet brushes which

35:25

toilet brush of your two do you think has the better life

35:28

I guess is one that gets the least action which

35:30

would be the the

35:34

I have for some reason a lot of toilets

35:36

in my house and it would

35:38

be toilet

35:40

on the first floor

35:43

okay the least action

35:48

don't get me wrong I put it through its

35:50

paces whenever I can well

35:53

we're presuming that the toilet brushes

35:55

don't live to work they

35:58

work to live they work to live But

36:01

we're presuming that they don't love their work, even though it

36:03

is their purpose. Oh no, yeah. So maybe the happiest one

36:05

is the one that does get the most action. See

36:07

what I mean? Yeah, I guess it does depend on how much they love

36:10

their jobs. I'm

36:12

reminded of a quote from Camus. Oh

36:14

yes. We must imagine Sisyphus happy. Okay,

36:18

interesting. And to what end must we

36:20

imagine Sisyphus happy? What does it prove

36:22

or illustrate the show? So let's see.

36:25

The struggle itself towards the heights is enough

36:27

to fill a man's heart. One

36:29

must imagine Sisyphus happy. Okay, I like that.

36:31

I like that. Because about the absurdity

36:34

of life and that's what it all is anyway. Right,

36:37

and we are in fact all of us just

36:39

a happy Sisyphus. Yes,

36:41

exactly. That's the general idea. And what if

36:43

that's true of your toilet brushes as well? Ah.

36:47

Happy little brushes. Happy Sisyphus.

36:50

Happy Sisyphus. Happy Sisyphus. What are

36:52

you guys doing for Sisyphus? Oh, I'm

36:54

thinking about it. Oh,

36:58

yeah. Highbrow, lowbrow.

37:03

We're literally

37:05

trying to apply Camu to shit

37:07

covered brushes. And

37:09

it's working. No

37:12

one else does it like this. And that's

37:14

why it can't go anywhere. That's

37:16

why this is not scalable. No, because Radio 4 people

37:18

don't want us to talk about the poo, and poo

37:20

people don't want us to talk about Camu. Camu

37:24

or poo poo? It's kapoo. It's

37:27

kapoo, yeah. Album

37:29

kapoo. Yeah, kakamoo.

37:31

Kakamoo. This is a trouble. We're

37:34

stuck between two toilet seats. Ah. Yeah.

37:38

One toilet seat can only tell the two. One

37:41

toilet seat can only tell the last. One of your brushes

37:43

can only tell the last. But

37:46

I've got these new silicone guys. They

37:48

have the old bristle, which I think

37:50

is most horrible, is the old style

37:53

metal handle. It's

37:55

thick, just describing it. Rusty bristle. Rusty

37:57

bristle. And he goes, chong, chong, chong. Picks

37:59

up all the. As much hair and shit as

38:01

a kind of the bristles a the eve of

38:03

pop it into month. The. Cylinder the

38:06

don't cylinder the that they've made

38:08

most as a possible to ensure.

38:10

Cannot. Evaporates so you

38:13

get rise in the building a

38:15

body of water. plastic water tight

38:17

seal vapor. I feel. And

38:20

their i got the silicon ones

38:22

that I'm you put and they

38:24

have their this a this suspended

38:27

over an opening so they can

38:29

rise and and I think the

38:31

poop does try to slide off

38:33

the silicon a while you're of

38:35

installer so he comes out in

38:37

a yeah who posts and the

38:39

bristles a source or as a

38:41

service that you don't like actively

38:43

Lemoyne hair and say that has

38:45

been set like the old process

38:47

a bristle brush it's you couldn't

38:49

more effectively design. Something that you

38:51

hold on know and on the

38:53

whole the metal bristles, toilet rest

38:55

of the like milk machines you

38:58

did when to harvest slumps snippets

39:00

from a hole in nature. earth

39:02

yeah if you leave be on

39:04

the news be like this sixteen

39:06

year old boys invented a way

39:08

of of of the finally all

39:11

the sit in the same. It

39:15

would be like this is this device that

39:17

just like a rock pool it can just

39:19

get every. Animal out of Iraq pool. Yeah

39:22

right. Perfect. It's actually to good

39:24

as gonna it's execs. Mister Burns

39:26

is thing in the Simpsons of

39:28

Lucky. Have a son sweeps the

39:30

see killing. all of are new.

39:33

they're made of little leases. I'm

39:35

Lisa. Yeah man. funny. Employing

39:37

assist in the hair Death and

39:39

the Rust as volume of rust

39:41

and pose. This. Thing that with,

39:43

I dip into water again and again for

39:45

since high you slice thank god it's made

39:47

of and galvanized iron. Hooray

39:51

for that! I've made up! It's a nice life

39:53

by the way. It is

39:55

useless. Yeah, Woo.

39:58

What? What? Would it? Would.

40:01

Actually be for it. The and it's

40:03

entire is use my shelf life long

40:05

as a beautiful quite right when you're

40:07

that passive. Yeah, exactly. I like Use

40:09

Life and guy. I. Like the could

40:11

use my said. You. Going

40:13

to be introduced sound to your shirt

40:15

am Stephen Fry of You Slice That's

40:17

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40:19

technical in the funniness. Oh yeah ago.

40:21

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40:24

like Luvvies that people who like words

40:26

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40:28

it'll give Get absorbed. The

40:30

avoidance ah yes, lucky married word,

40:32

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40:35

we have Been sent some tat

40:37

of various kinds by Emma. Oh

40:41

anna. Cause

40:45

she's currently full of Slammer. She

40:47

could be is Colgan about it's

40:49

gonna. I've got it. Yeah, I've

40:51

got. I've been to Cool. I'm

40:53

cold. Emma said

40:55

so she say. She

40:58

says i don't know if I'm allowed to send tent

41:00

this way. Is. Not way because on

41:02

Instagram. Oh now anyways could with a yeah

41:04

the whole thread is great but this one

41:06

is my favorite. A leave you to guess

41:08

which one she means is her favorite. Okay.

41:11

These. Are. A

41:14

T shirts. Again,

41:18

And so someone called Squarely Hath on

41:21

twitter okay has pointed out has been

41:23

at Disneyland his I've been here a

41:25

day and already have seen so many

41:27

like Disney couple shirts That boil down

41:29

to the following of. Our.

41:32

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41:34

The lady says as I'm is many America he's

41:36

drawn these oh you mean like a parody He

41:38

received his be like this that and it's quite

41:40

funny The lady said as i'm his many in

41:43

the man's had is my bitch wife is making

41:45

me pay for this. Is

41:47

true. Yeah. As has

41:50

been observed on his podcast, The Aggressive. Aggressive

41:52

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41:54

one of a guy is a

41:57

picture. Most financially was irresponsible day

41:59

ever. Written in the Disney font. Is

42:01

the real on. Seems. Real. To.

42:04

People having fun. Yeah! most expensive day

42:06

ever. Best day Ever. Ah,

42:09

carry that is that. Okay, so the girls

42:11

got. Best. Day ever and guys

42:13

go cities and most expensive and they

42:15

both and that Disney Kelly Wally Fun

42:17

to have. Not. Old fashioned

42:19

stuff. That America's Old fashioned man.

42:22

They. They want to ever over there wants to be

42:24

paid for. Oh yeah,

42:27

lady in his onstage. I

42:29

went on three or four dates with

42:31

Americans is anxious in London and they

42:33

I had to pay the whole way

42:36

for them. While. implicit. What

42:38

a gentleman. Are. In

42:40

the lions line. Nice gentleman. I

42:42

love it, love it gently. Was

42:45

France for the assume Africa. Fricker

42:47

Africa for an hour and every

42:49

word professor for have I mentioned

42:52

this? Ah ah for. Forum.

42:55

To the Citizen the book out about American accents

42:57

and the. And. The woods I

42:59

don't think so. Not had on addition

43:01

than his be my can access. Yes yes

43:04

and you you Wendy thought fuck this

43:06

I'm doing American. it's better. I haven't specifically

43:08

Boston but I also went and looked

43:10

up a youtube video of just Like

43:12

How To Do An American Accent and most

43:14

of the stuff was kind of like

43:16

adding the are kind of sounds things but.

43:20

I'm an observation that I had

43:22

never noticed, but was spot on

43:24

was Americans say the or the

43:27

depending on the word that comes

43:29

after. Starts with

43:31

the continent. They say that if us

43:33

with Valdis a the so they they

43:35

say we're going to the park yet.

43:38

But. We'll take the only way that ah

43:40

yes they don't see if it's if

43:42

you don't will take the only way

43:44

that you are. oh that sounds a

43:46

bit off and muscle once the C

43:48

v only it's cause that there's there's

43:50

a double vow like little ditch never

43:52

have to jump or other the any

43:54

there's a little stop ah only was

43:56

of ios dragon yeah were the only

43:58

as a wide net. The only such

44:00

a good observation it as a variety

44:03

helps with American accents. The.

44:05

Undertaker. That The Undertaker

44:07

ab. But the. Pallbearer.

44:10

Ah ah that's good as

44:13

really get the best honeymoon

44:15

ever! The. Most expensive honeymoon

44:17

ever. These. Ah yeah, no, we're

44:19

We're in the theme here. Is

44:23

another one. This. Is

44:25

the ladies one. Disney. Life

44:27

Happy Wife worse. And.

44:30

Then the guys one says i

44:32

blank. Okay, port my

44:34

wife's blank blank. I.

44:37

Work? Yep to support my wife's

44:39

Disney problem. Addiction. But yes,

44:41

over or you got a bang on

44:43

it's. funny. Some like Disney because of

44:45

it's output in in the recent decade

44:47

is ideologically beyond the stuff. Yeah, But

44:50

of course on the ground, this was

44:52

a South people from Florida. They.

44:54

Still have to help you in Florida and either

44:56

her. Of course, all of these

44:58

places yes exist and must be catered to.

45:02

This is for pregnant lady. What?

45:05

And the bump. Lady

45:07

and the bump or you so close

45:09

I'm. A beauty and the bump? Yeah,

45:13

And what does the guys on say? says.

45:16

Beauty and the Bow and this is a partner with

45:18

the the Man one. Is

45:20

it also like a name of a Disney movie? What's?

45:22

It's the same pattern. I'll give you

45:24

as a clue. Oh beauty and

45:27

the bump and. Daddy.

45:32

And the Beast Wallet And the Beast. Other

45:36

way father be good at beast

45:38

behind the bump. Oh

45:40

yeah, graphic for Disney success if

45:43

not of cities you're saying when

45:45

I target style. Sorry

45:49

goofy style This area

45:51

Pluto Pluto style. guess

45:54

I'll depending on the

45:56

era. assess

45:58

calling it I think

46:00

Pluto is pretty good at the word, goofy style.

46:03

I think goofy style. Goofy style is horrible. Yeah.

46:06

Pluto style makes you go, what

46:08

do you mean? Goofy style makes you go,

46:10

oh. Gosh.

46:13

I think it's goofy, could, fuck, missionary. Because

46:16

he's, you know, anatomically human.

46:20

Yeah, he is. Whereas

46:22

Pluto is anatomically a dog. Well that's it,

46:24

and people have pointed out online the humor

46:27

of Goofy and Pluto thinking like- Yeah,

46:29

and you go, ugh. And

46:31

one is just like nude with a collar on the floor.

46:34

Goofy's just mutant. Maybe it's like us

46:37

with the apes. Maybe that isn't, yeah.

46:39

Maybe aliens would come and look at us and be like, why are some of you

46:41

in the zoo? We have

46:44

a goofy to the apes,

46:46

Pluto. We are the goofy. We are

46:48

goofy. We are goofy. And

46:50

silverback gorillas and chimps are

46:53

Pluto. Wow. Yeah. Never

46:55

thought of this. Yes. So

46:57

it's an observation on evolution. It's

46:59

not that Goofy's descended from

47:01

Pluto. They share common ancestors.

47:03

Yeah, they're branches of some

47:05

kind of awful tree. Wow.

47:09

We've got to the bottom of it. Yeah,

47:11

and clearly Pluto has evolved in some savannah

47:13

manner. That

47:18

means he has like light brown coloring.

47:20

Ah, okay. Yes, yes, yes. Whereas

47:24

Goofy has got like black fur.

47:26

Yeah. And a white face. Right.

47:29

Which implies jungle. Like

47:33

a spider monkey. Right. Okay. Maybe.

47:36

Yeah. Oh, and you're right, right,

47:38

right. And Pluto's sandy like the

47:41

desert. Yeah. Okay. Pluto's

47:43

a sandier guy. Yeah. Sandier

47:46

guy. He's a sandier, he's a savannah man. In

47:49

the savannah manner. In the savannah manner. I

47:52

conducted myself in the savannah manner. So

47:56

here's one. My

47:59

favorite. Disney what is my what?

48:02

My favourite Disney blank is

48:04

my blank. Yeah, this

48:07

is the lady one. Okay, my favourite Disney

48:10

prince is my husband. Oh

48:12

yeah, absolutely perfect. Yeah! My

48:15

favourite Disney prince is my husband. Woof!

48:18

Yow! Yowch! But what does a man's

48:20

one say? Because it can't be

48:22

the same, it has to be the

48:24

like the I don't really like this.

48:26

Right, okay. My

48:29

favourite Disney movie is football. It's

48:31

the same format. So my

48:34

favourite Disney princess? Yes? No,

48:36

because it's not nice. Remember they can't be

48:38

mutually nice. My favourite Disney villain? Yes, it's

48:41

my wife. Oh my gosh! Yes,

48:43

you got it! Wow! And

48:47

then two t-shirts, the lady one says

48:49

I wear the ears. Nice.

48:51

And the guys one says,

48:53

it rhymes. I wear the

48:56

ears. I shed the

48:58

tears. I shed the tears. And

49:00

it's a silhouette of Mickey who's hanged himself. From

49:05

the roof of the castle. Swinging.

49:16

And then the little ding is on Mickey's dead

49:19

little feet hanging. Swinging

49:22

in the gatehouse. The

49:25

villagers have taken over. It's

49:28

what happened to the Magic Kingdom in 1790. Everyone

49:31

just kicked off. Yeah, the great Disney

49:33

uprising. The great Disney terror.

49:37

The magical kingdom revolution. They

49:40

lint Mickey. So her t-shirt says. I

49:43

shed the tears. I wear the ears. I

49:46

think blokes. What

49:50

do men like? I drink

49:52

the beers. I buy the beers. You got it. Yes.

49:55

Now which one do you think was Emma's favorite? Oh. I

50:01

think Emma's favorite is

50:04

the Prince Villain one. You've

50:07

got it. Yes! You've whispered

50:09

not only Tat Phil, but someone's

50:12

preference. I

50:14

know Tat! I

50:17

know Tat, I'll dance with

50:19

it once upon a dream.

50:22

Yes! Well now it's time to go to the VIP

50:24

Disney Kingdom. Oh great. Oh

50:26

Disneyland, whatever, of the Patreon.

50:28

But listeners, the

50:32

best show I've ever done is on at Soho at

50:34

the end of March, start of April. Please come to

50:36

that. Very good. Links and... This is

50:38

one I've not seen. This is one you haven't seen. Wow. Definitely

50:41

the best I've ever done. God. Definitely.

50:43

I need to go to this. Good, better.

50:46

I hope I get it in my diary. I need to check with you after this actually. Yeah.

50:48

And you're at the Apollo. Yes, which one

50:51

this comes out will be tomorrow night. Tomorrow night everyone.

50:53

Yeah, well if you're in London, I'll be at the

50:55

atmosphere at the Apollo tomorrow night. There might be some

50:57

tickets available still. It's a big place. It's a big

50:59

place. Otherwise, we'll

51:01

see Patrons on Friday and non-Patreons

51:03

on the next dime next

51:06

week. Until

51:08

then, bye! Bye! Hi,

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