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How many people accidentally referred
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to the present company in
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real space as chat on
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accident? Hey, chat. How
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many people as you ended conversations with
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them were like, don't forget to like
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and subscribe. Smash
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that like. There's
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just like pops like in from all
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around the convention just being people. Smash
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it. I
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learned from one of my buddies
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that the way children play
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has been extremely influenced by
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Twitch dreams. I got my
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buddy John who has a
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little kid in his household
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and when I go down to play Legos, the
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kid will be like, all right, I'm here to
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play some Legos today with my uncle John and
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like be very presentational to no one
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at all. Wow. I
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think that's extremely funny and it also
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makes me want to keep my child
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away from every computer. Yeah, yeah, you
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should probably do that. Smart. John,
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you're kind of reeling from
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an interaction that was kind
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of going well and then
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went really pear shaped. Now
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you are alone in
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this unfamiliar bar full
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of people who are just
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behaving in ways that you
1:57
wouldn't recognize this from anywhere else you've ever
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visited. Yeah.
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I guess maybe he's probably gonna
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like grab another drink.
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And no, it wouldn't make
2:13
sense to try and like, yeah,
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he's gonna post up and and and
2:18
grab a drink. Sure,
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sure, sure. Is John looking
2:22
for anything right now? Is
2:24
he? What's his plan now?
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Well, he knows that he knows that
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everybody has kind of been like, done
2:31
their assignments and, and
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like is kind of like
2:35
off on their like individual missions. It's
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like, I can't really, there's
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no one to check in with right
2:42
now. Like out of game,
2:44
like there's other there's other threads to be
2:46
to be pulled on this. And I'm like,
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I don't know if it makes us like
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manufacturer thing or like, oh, I could try
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like follow her. But that
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thread feels like we're kind of at the
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end of it. Yeah. Okay,
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I could meet up with you. I don't think I'm
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doing anything right now. I think I think it might
3:04
be a good idea for you to to meet up.
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I will say Gable has just been walking
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around and it's nighttime and they're
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trying to find just where the bar
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is. And there's no signs. So there's
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a sound like noise. And
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so they had him see John at sitting by
3:20
himself like, oh my gosh, I have
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had so many good
3:24
interactions today. I love this
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town. Everyone's so nice. Amazing.
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I'm glad someone had a good thing
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happen. I know what happened. I
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pulled string, string
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broke. We don't have an in. We
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don't have an in for the factory right now. Right
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now. That's that's.
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Oh, we figure it out. If anything,
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I've been tunneling to the place
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or something. I don't know yet. Yet.
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Yet. Well,
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you send off the stuff. Yeah, I
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sent your letter. How
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much have you had for beverages?
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Just the one. Okay. Pretty
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watered down, pretty bad, kind of
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expensive. Apparently I have opinions about
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this now. Okay. Hey, that's great. I,
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um, I attempted to send
4:15
your letter to Acheron. Yeah,
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that's good. It's... and
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I don't want you to see this as a bad thing necessarily. Wait,
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wait, wait. Hang on. Hang
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on. Jot it. I'm not going to
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safely finish it. Okay.
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What? It seems
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that your hometown is
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missing. It's
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not raised. It's not destroyed.
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It's just not where
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it's supposed to be, apparently. And
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is every... Are people cool with that? I
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don't... All I got was essentially
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a return to sender. I think
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I still... I sent your letter someplace. It'll
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go someplace. I don't know where it's going, but it'll try
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to get there. But so
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Acheron's gone. I... Oh my
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god, Acheron's gone. Wait, that means everyone is
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gone within it. And... Oh,
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what did I... And then
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he's like, wait, but the
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feather got back to me. Zana texted
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you. So we have enough information
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to know that it's...
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wherever they are, they're probably fine. But
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it's not where they're supposed to be. And
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she also didn't... She didn't
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mention... Zana didn't mention that Acheron was
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gone in the feather. You also did
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not reply. So there might be a lot of extraneous
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information that you've not gathered yet
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from Zana. There's only so much information you
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can fit on those feathers. Out of feather,
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yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're
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very small. I didn't mean to freak you out, but I thought
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it was information you needed to know. And
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if you wanted to send in any further
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letters, it might be a challenge. Janet,
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I think... I think at this information,
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this has surprised you so much
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that it's one of the
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situations John is just inspired to stand
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up, like, you know, urgently
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as though there's something that I can do, finding
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out that my hometown is not where it is,
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and of course not knowing what to do with
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that energy. And you
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sit down again after that
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and suddenly you become
6:24
aware that a weight
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at your hip that had
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throughout the day kind
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of become familiar is
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not there. You
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cast about like trying to figure out what
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could be wrong, what could be
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different. And then for
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the first time today, you
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become aware of the fact that
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this morning you absentmindedly
6:50
started playing with a
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cleaver in Oramar's office,
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that you had hooked that onto your
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belt and throughout the day,
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that cleaver was a part of
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your attire. You
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came in here and you
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had it when you came in here and
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now you know that it's not here,
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that it's disappeared. He
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gestures like, pass his
7:18
hip. What? What
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did y'all pick my
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pocket? And
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then I think like, oh, come on.
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And then on come on, his eye
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just like flares up and he's like, he's
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kind of like looking around like, which one
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of y'all took my, and I guess he's
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kind of like hoping for direction
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to be like where this is
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pointing him in terms of like, if
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he focuses on like the cleaver, where
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is he being guided? I need you to
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make a magic roll. Y'all.
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Also my cleaver, I think.
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Alright, buh buh buh buh. Okay, what's
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my magic? What's my magic three? Holy
8:03
crap. All right. Okay,
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so I will
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also spend and upgrade this. So
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that's going to be, so if I upgrade one,
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so that's going to be changing it to a
8:16
D12, and then
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so I'm gonna do that again. All right, so
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I have a six, a
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seven, and a nine. Okay.
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So six, seven, and...
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And the D12 is a nine. Okay,
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another incredible success with
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lots of opportunities. So
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we'll address the opportunities first. You got
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a plethora of opportunities with this role,
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and those opportunities are, we've
8:44
established that Gable can
8:47
sense malice, can
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sense killing intent. You
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can see the trails
8:54
of history. Like you are casting
8:57
about back through the lines and possibilities
8:59
of the universe, trying to
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look for the path of the cleaver when
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the cleaver departed you. And
9:07
you can see through those
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lines interminglings
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of hungry malice.
9:16
And you actually, like, I think
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it traces back, these memories have
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just come to you. They
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were memories that, it's almost as if they
9:24
were plucked from you, stolen
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from you, severed away
9:29
from you. And as
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the cleaver left your side,
9:34
you were able to slowly heal
9:36
them back. And
9:39
you basically, throughout your
9:41
day, you can see the
9:44
different ways the cleaver tried
9:46
to strike at you. There
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are moments where like your hand
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nearly brushed by it, and the
9:53
cleaver changes angle ever so much,
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and nearly cut you. There
9:58
was obviously moments where you were fiddling. with it
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where it slipped in such a way
10:03
to try and make a lunge at
10:05
you and you absent-mindedly corrected for that.
10:08
Throughout your day the cleaver
10:11
at your side has been trying
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to strike at you. That
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is a sense that you just have and you
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can feel the building
10:20
of this murderous intent
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sort of boil up in
10:26
frustration throughout the day until
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it gets inside this
10:31
bar and you
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can feel the cleaver give up
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on you, abandon you,
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let release its hold and
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search for another host. And
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you also got three successes here. I
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would use all those successes to be
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like what is this cleaver? Ooh
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okay okay. All
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right I will allow this so it was
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a magic role to find
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the location of the cleaver. Now we're
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shifting it to understanding the nature of
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the cleaver. Or as much
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as as much as the successes can translate
11:04
and allow. Huh? Okay
11:08
all right I'm gonna play a
11:10
little bit with our
11:12
understanding of canon and reality. I
11:15
think you had this book,
11:18
this journal earlier that
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Zana's feather was in and
11:24
you were kind of absent-mindedly playing around with
11:26
that. John it like you feel
11:28
an icy grip
11:30
on your heart and chest as
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you feel yourself remember that
11:35
you read from this diary today.
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And you didn't remember doing it,
11:40
you didn't remember making the time
11:42
to do it, but
11:44
you read from it and
11:46
things start to click together
11:48
for you. This cleaver
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came from the Saratura. This
11:54
cleaver is the property
11:57
of someone who conducted experiments.
12:00
on behalf of the Church, but
12:03
more than that was in
12:06
the thrall of the Butcher. You
12:09
understand that now as
12:11
the Cleaver has released its hold on you,
12:13
released the ways that it
12:15
was concealing its true nature from you and
12:17
trying to snare you deeper
12:20
into its thrall, your
12:22
mind, your sight allowed
12:25
you to glean part of its true nature.
12:28
This is in some way an artifact of
12:30
the Butcher, and it is gone. Uh-huh.
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Uh... uh... Gable? Yes,
12:42
you just stood up very quickly and
12:45
then sat back down. Yeah,
12:48
yeah, Gable, I goofed. I goofed,
12:50
I got the... the...
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the... the... Cleaver
12:57
from earlier today. What? What?
12:59
The Cleaver? I had
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a Cleaver from earlier today. I was
13:04
carrying around, it felt nice in the hand,
13:06
and I think the Cleaver was trying to
13:08
come at me, maybe murder me, and... and...
13:11
and now it's not on
13:13
my belt loop. And
13:15
I think it's somewhere here
13:18
at Sorrow's Inn now. And
13:22
did... did I get anything in
13:24
the... like in the... the... the
13:27
magic role, did I get anything
13:30
that like led... like points in
13:32
the direction of where it has
13:34
be... has gone? So because you
13:36
decided to redirect your successes towards
13:39
understanding the nature of the Cleaver, what
13:42
I am going to do here is
13:45
you... now that you
13:47
recognize this... this murderous intent that
13:49
is like kind of wafting in
13:52
the air as an
13:54
artifact of the Butcher's influence, your
13:57
eye as you cast about the room... sees
14:00
the miasma of the butcher
14:03
all around. You
14:05
can see it wafting off
14:07
of different people around you,
14:09
curling from their limbs,
14:12
spots on their chests, just
14:15
in certain obvious
14:18
wounds and injuries, like
14:20
lapping at their blood.
14:22
The butcher is here in
14:25
a way that is hard
14:27
to place. You can see
14:29
its influence everywhere, and the cleaver
14:32
has clearly stolen itself
14:34
away into that influence.
14:37
Being attached to it all day, you can feel that will.
14:40
You had a big knife that
14:42
you were carrying around all day, and
14:45
you've lost it now. Gable,
14:49
I have a question for you. As
14:53
you were leaving Haven,
14:56
Sarise gave you
14:58
prophecy. Prophecies
15:01
that you underwent a ritual to seal
15:04
inside glass baubles. And
15:07
they were specifically tied to
15:09
requests that Sarise had for
15:13
you to ease
15:15
her suffering by acting
15:18
in this town, the town that
15:20
you are in right now. So I want
15:22
to know where are those baubles? Where
15:25
do you keep them on your person? How
15:27
big were they? Yeah, I
15:30
want to say like, smaller
15:33
than a b basic ball. It's a tremendous question.
15:40
It's not the ones that you do to
15:42
score, but the ones you're trying to get
15:45
your line near. I
15:47
think, at a certain point, they were going
15:49
to put it in with their rock collection,
15:51
but they haven't had time. It's
15:54
just clinging around loose in
15:56
their pockets, which is not a very
15:58
subtle situation. Just
16:01
in one of the pockets, playing around. How
16:03
do they make, how does one
16:05
make itself known to you now?
16:10
Uh, static electricity. It
16:13
just gets, starts looking at
16:15
me. Yeah. I love that.
16:17
Yeah. You feel across
16:19
your body, all of your hairs
16:21
start to stand on end until
16:24
like movements cause like static
16:26
shocks to hit you. It's
16:28
soon it's everything that you
16:31
touch, uh, produces a
16:33
static shock of some kind, uh,
16:35
very reliably. There's almost no
16:37
way, like you try to hold still, but
16:39
even subtle movements start to produce it. And
16:41
as you make more dramatic movements, there's pop,
16:43
pop, pop, pop, pop. And
16:48
I go in the pocket to see where it's coming from
16:50
and pull it out. Uh,
16:52
so one of these bubbles in
16:54
glass that appears to have like
16:58
murky swirls of red
17:00
inside, like it, it's
17:03
bright in this room, which is
17:05
like kind of dimly lit with,
17:07
with, with just candles and lanterns,
17:09
like this bubble, although
17:12
it doesn't illuminate the area around it,
17:14
it's very visible to you. And
17:17
because this prophecy is sealed inside
17:19
this bubble, Liz, I want to
17:21
know how would
17:23
Gable receive the prophecy? How would
17:26
Gable open it up to gain
17:28
the knowledge inside? It's probably
17:30
not best to
17:32
do it in a public place.
17:36
If there's like a big
17:38
pitcher of water nearby,
17:42
Gable turns around. One second.
17:44
I think I have to answer my messages. They
17:48
pick a jug of water and,
17:50
uh, not knowing what else to do,
17:52
sort of crack it like
17:54
an egg and pour the miasma
17:57
in there. Oh yeah.
18:00
I think it's like it's
18:02
electricity water wire. I don't know.
18:04
Yeah Yeah, I think you can absolutely do that
18:06
and there is like a flash almost like a
18:08
camera flash It's
18:11
so sudden and so startling like the
18:13
entire room Takes notice
18:15
and like quiets down for a second Nobody
18:18
has ever seen a phenomenon that even
18:21
approaches this and it was so bright
18:23
and so quick It's hard
18:25
to tell where it came from in the room
18:27
if it came from anywhere But
18:30
the pitcher of water now has
18:32
this faint glowing quality, but it
18:35
is not quite shocking you anymore
18:38
Sorry, I lit a little birthday candle.
18:40
It's it's someone's birthday Someone
18:44
is it's me. It's Happy
18:47
birthday to me a
18:50
big candle is that Janet saying
18:52
it's me. Yes It's
18:55
my birthday And
18:58
and we are celebrating me and
19:00
you all should celebrate me As
19:04
well. Happy birthday to For
19:07
this cool cover story that you have just
19:09
concocted The luminary
19:11
I thought and I did get
19:13
the island Luminary
19:17
so this one doesn't work out
19:19
in your favor. Yes
19:22
what happens? Hey
19:42
Heroes, it's James your game master and
19:44
welcome to the mid-roll heroes I've got
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in the sky! There's
23:03
the splash in the room. Everybody's
23:05
confused. And Gable steps in with
23:07
a, Hey, it's
23:10
somebody's birthday, and Johnnett hops
23:12
in on that right away.
23:15
Takes birthday responsibility. The
23:17
thing that you don't anticipate,
23:19
Johnnett, as the
23:22
themes of the
23:24
island are imprisonment, doom, and
23:27
the hateful sea, you
23:30
are kind of immediately
23:32
surrounded by birthday
23:35
celebrants. Everybody
23:37
in this close-knit community
23:39
takes birthdays quite
23:42
seriously. And
23:44
immediately they surround you, they pick
23:46
you up, they start singing songs.
23:49
They start clapping
23:51
and singing, and
23:54
every time you move away, they
23:56
put you through a birthday tradition.
23:58
And the birthdays are like, birthday traditions
24:01
range from there's a special birthday song
24:03
that needs to be sung, then there
24:05
are birthday kisses that need to be
24:08
given, then there are birthday slaps that
24:10
need to be given. And like, it's
24:12
this whole affair every
24:14
time you try to move away, like you
24:16
get pulled back towards it. And
24:18
Gable, like, you realize that, hey, everything
24:21
got redirected from the magic. John, it
24:23
was kind of talking about something serious
24:25
for a second. I have
24:28
this prophecy and it looks like John
24:30
is trying to get back to me, but that
24:32
ain't happening for him right now. Okay.
24:35
I will, in the time given to
24:37
me, examine the prophecy. John,
24:39
it is running defense. I can't.
24:44
I think this is a matter of gulping
24:46
this drink down. Really? Yeah.
24:49
You cracked it like an egg into this picture.
24:53
And in one of the
24:55
toasts, everyone's going
24:57
around the room and saying what they wish
24:59
you have in the new year. Yeah.
25:02
And after one of
25:04
the, yeah, clinking, then there's a big
25:06
glug, glug, glug along with that. Yeah.
25:11
Gable, the picture drains down. And
25:15
as the liquid pours down your throat,
25:17
kind of shocking as it goes, like
25:20
it's painful. And you can also
25:22
like feel little tenses of your muscles
25:26
moving like a combination of
25:29
water and electricity across
25:31
your mind are
25:33
the truth of this prophecy
25:36
of the past, of an
25:38
event that has happened here before. And
25:42
it plays out in
25:44
a way that feels dreamlike and
25:47
indistinct. You
25:50
first become aware of
25:53
limbs, extremities, tissues,
25:57
eventually bodies formed from them.
26:00
They are formed of
26:03
a red hue. You
26:06
can feel sensations through it. The sensations
26:09
of dozens, then
26:11
hundreds, maybe thousands,
26:15
a thousand more people.
26:19
They become more and more
26:21
intense to the
26:23
point where they're un-ignorable, difficult to
26:26
deal with. Simultaneously
26:28
you feel measures of intense
26:31
pain, measures of
26:33
intense comfort, of pleasure. So
26:36
much sensation, the sensation of so
26:38
many people all rocketing towards you
26:40
at once. You're aware
26:42
that this is unnatural, that
26:44
their bodies strain from this
26:47
and you feel their desperation
26:50
all at once within you.
26:53
And you feel them branch out, branch
26:56
out seeking different comforts.
26:59
You feel water, warm
27:03
water that quenches the
27:05
intensity like a fire. You
27:08
feel the burning pick of
27:11
a needle tearing at
27:13
flesh that lights up so
27:15
bright, so intensely it makes you
27:18
feel as though you will overwhelm,
27:20
as though you will collapse in
27:22
on yourself and pass
27:24
away. And then it is followed by
27:26
a calm. Then you
27:28
feel the icy
27:31
picking of flesh. A
27:34
sensation that you have felt
27:37
before, that you have had,
27:40
you have had the great misfortune of feeling before.
27:44
It is slaying. Like
27:48
in the Saratura, you
27:50
were imprisoned, subject
27:53
to experiments, but
27:56
of course you were not the
27:58
only creature. to
28:00
those experiments. There
28:03
were other fallen, fallen
28:07
whose feathers you have happened to pick
28:09
up. And
28:11
this sensation, this prophecy now
28:14
brings to you their
28:16
memories. How carefully,
28:20
almost delicately, sharp
28:24
knives, sharp
28:26
edges, teased away
28:29
the outer layers of their
28:31
flesh in long strips. And
28:35
how that flesh, as
28:38
is cursed the way that fallen arm,
28:42
had to remain alive. You
28:45
feel that pulled away. And
28:48
you can feel that in
28:51
the confused sensations of
28:54
human beings, the edges of
28:56
their flesh pulled away. But
28:59
they are not like falling. That
29:01
flesh does not remain alive. It quiets
29:05
itself. It becomes
29:07
peaceful. You can
29:09
feel something laid over
29:11
the wound. Something
29:14
that laps at the blood that
29:17
feeds off of it. In
29:19
it, you feel the
29:22
desire, the will of
29:24
the butcher. Yes,
29:27
some solace was offered here.
29:30
Solace from the touch of
29:32
scarlet. And it was offered
29:34
by the butcher. All
29:37
it asked was for
29:39
a pound of flesh, which
29:42
was carefully and
29:45
lovingly teased away by members
29:48
of this community who
29:50
had concern, who had
29:52
urgent need to lay
29:54
to rest the suffering
29:57
of their fellows. and
30:00
perhaps uncharacteristically of
30:03
the butcher. This solace
30:06
was offered. Their flesh
30:09
was offered and sacrificed to
30:11
the butcher. In
30:14
its stead, laid on their
30:16
bodies, was fabric.
30:20
That fabric acted like skin, was
30:23
stitched on. But
30:25
once that work was done, grim
30:28
and bloody as it was, the
30:31
scarlet quieted for a
30:33
select few. You can
30:35
see years of this practice,
30:38
at first, awful.
30:42
Especially feeling the sensations. Intellectually,
30:44
too, awful. You know the
30:46
lumens. You have dealt with them
30:48
on many occasions. Even
30:51
those that smile upon
30:53
humans kindly carry
30:56
their prices and their hooks.
30:59
You could see the way someone
31:02
might be led astray. That
31:04
someone might believe that the
31:07
butcher cruelly requested flesh,
31:09
but did honour its agreement
31:12
and quieted this pain. It's
31:16
not until later. Not until
31:18
you can feel this
31:21
false flesh that
31:23
sits atop the skin of
31:26
the patchwork people who
31:28
surround you. You
31:31
can feel it on them, and
31:33
you can feel the way years
31:36
ago, two years
31:38
ago, it overtook
31:40
them. How
31:43
patches of their skin that had
31:45
been torn away and replaced to
31:48
lessen the suffering caused by the
31:50
scarlet began
31:52
to move on their own, against
31:55
the will of the people who
31:58
owned it. how
32:00
they seized upon others and
32:04
exacted deeper prices for
32:06
the butcher. And
32:09
you can feel people being put
32:11
down, freed from
32:13
the influence of the butcher through
32:16
violence, through bullets,
32:19
through knives, whatever it took.
32:22
And you can feel the practice
32:24
of the butcher's price, the
32:26
pound of flesh being paid
32:28
not not
32:30
ceasing, but being paid less.
32:34
People moving to this only when the
32:36
scarlet burned at them far
32:39
too much and they
32:41
could think of nothing else. People
32:44
flirting with an abyss, making
32:47
them so knowing that
32:49
this price could be a final
32:51
price could be a price that is being paid
32:54
not just by them, by the
32:56
community around them, seeing no way
32:58
out. You can
33:00
feel the patchwork flesh still
33:02
exists, but you know a heavier
33:05
price looms over it.
33:09
This is something that Sarise, back
33:12
in Haven, witnessed.
33:15
The whole bloody chapter played
33:18
across her mind through
33:20
the shattered tendrils of
33:23
her remaining feathers that
33:25
she used once to watch
33:28
the sins of the world. This
33:31
was something that she could not ignore. It's
33:34
something that she was powerless to
33:36
do anything about. Something
33:38
that she was forced to watch. Something
33:41
that she entrusted to you. The
33:44
angel of judgment, a
33:47
wrong that must be
33:49
righted. And
33:53
in time, your mind
33:55
is once again your own with
33:59
the memories. that you unlocked and
34:01
the feathers that you gathered, the
34:04
fellow fallen that were
34:06
with you in the Saratura, the ways
34:08
that they suffered, you
34:11
unlock their power as well,
34:14
their eyes flutter open
34:16
on your feathers. You
34:18
feel a resurgence of strength, a
34:20
resurgence of purpose, and
34:24
you have the vision. I
34:30
think Gable pops back
34:32
into themselves, breathes,
34:37
and immediately vomits. But
34:41
I think at the same time that it's like, hooray!
34:43
A real creepy weirdo at the end of the bar
34:45
says, I'll have what she's having. Get
34:51
out of here, Howard. Get out. Get
34:53
out. It's a public space.
34:55
I'll be back. And
34:58
they crab walked out. Get that
35:00
crab out of here.
35:05
I don't know what
35:08
to do with that right
35:11
now. Covered
35:15
in sweat, obviously very sick. It's
35:17
getting late at night anyway. I
35:23
think too that maybe
35:25
at that you feel like a tugging
35:27
on your sleeve. And
35:30
it's John it being like, can we
35:32
leave? Can we leave? I don't think
35:34
anybody needs to be here anymore. No
35:38
reason to be here anymore. Let's
35:41
talk for the birthday boy to get to bed. It's
35:44
time for bed. Got a growing boy. For
35:50
me, it's a jolly good fellow. Thanks everybody. Bye.
35:53
Thank you so much. And we got
35:55
into the night. I
36:00
think are you
36:02
okay? Oh
36:05
no oh no oh no oh
36:08
no do you yeah
36:10
where cuz I got
36:13
some onos too
36:15
all right we have
36:17
there is a weapon
36:20
that wants human
36:23
like a sacrifice of some kind that
36:25
I have lost track of cool I
36:28
know who's that is okay I have oh
36:38
I thought this was just a me thing no no no it
36:40
seems like we hey you know
36:43
how everywhere we go we also
36:45
have additional homework what
36:49
is the homework what do you what what
36:52
do you know about the homework that I
36:54
don't oh god I'm so I'm gonna
36:57
barf again ah
37:00
and we I sort
37:02
of sit down in the in a in
37:04
a cool spot next to like in
37:08
in an alley and sort of go
37:10
through okay so
37:12
three she gave me we
37:14
actually I might I might interrupt you
37:17
here Liz because I realize
37:19
kind of the things that are
37:21
in motion we've
37:24
met a couple NPCs here
37:27
a couple named NPCs here and
37:29
we have the cleaver of the butcher on
37:32
the loose and
37:34
I need to determine in this moment
37:36
if you're very lucky or very
37:39
unlucky so I'm gonna draw a
37:41
luminary like Gable or me
37:44
because today is not been we've
37:46
been unlucky today yeah I think
37:48
a lot of people have been
37:50
pretty unlucky today we have
37:52
these NPCs here Angelo
37:56
Andy who Barnabas
37:59
are you A lot of A
38:01
names in here strikes me that
38:04
there's a distinct possibility that that's too
38:06
many A names. And
38:10
again, we got to determine if you're very lucky or very
38:12
unlucky. So I'm just going to draw this luminary. And
38:15
that's the audience. That is
38:17
the most dramatic thing that could possibly
38:19
happen is what happens. You, the viewer
38:22
at home, come to see us. So
38:26
I, you know, I'm going to poll my
38:28
fellow players here between Ariel,
38:31
Barnabas, Angelo, and
38:33
Andy. Who is the most dramatic?
38:37
Who would be the most dramatic if something
38:39
bad happened to them? Bad happened to them.
38:42
I mean, if the
38:44
whole thing, like just like the amount
38:46
of feelings that we've said, this guy
38:48
is great. No, no, no, no, no.
38:50
It has to be. Oh no, not
38:52
my friend. Gable,
38:59
you go down into this
39:01
alley and you try to
39:03
sort things like you have
39:06
just, you've just not been
39:08
in your body. You've
39:10
been in thousands of human bodies in a
39:12
lot of ways. You have
39:15
been in the body of other
39:17
fallen in a lot of ways,
39:19
like mentally, even walking out, there
39:21
was a bit of stumble to
39:23
your step for how disoriented you
39:25
were. It is a
39:27
clash between the being
39:29
that you were created as and
39:32
the being that you are after
39:35
transubstantiation. Apart
39:37
from the fact that you've been severed
39:39
from death, you are in a mortal
39:41
body yet still connected to the universe
39:43
through the divine tendrils of
39:46
your wings. It
39:49
is hard to be two
39:51
things at once. You're
39:54
still feeling nauseated. You stumble into
39:56
the alley. You sit against the
39:58
wall. You try to get out of the way. yourself.
40:00
You're trying to talk to John it. John it
40:02
is telling you important things. You're trying to express
40:04
important things to John it. And
40:07
then you see a puddle
40:10
of blood and a body
40:13
that is still alive, but
40:16
grievously wounded and
40:18
is currently shaking
40:21
and sputtering. You
40:24
see Angelo has been slashed
40:26
across the chest, like from
40:29
neck, shoulder down across the chest. There's
40:32
a massive gaping wound and a huge
40:34
puddle of blood is spilling out from
40:36
him. Gable, you
40:39
have, because this is the audience, seconds
40:42
to act. So it
40:44
dealt you the hand of this is the worst possible
40:46
person that this could have happened to. Angelo
40:49
has two beautiful kids. They're at a
40:51
great age, but you do
40:53
have an opportunity to intervene. What
40:55
do you do? I
41:00
cast magic just that's
41:03
worth it to save a person's life. Yeah.
41:08
I think I got like going to be a bedeviling
41:10
check. I think I have two leftover points
41:12
of fate from a previous encounter. Do those
41:14
expire? You can use them now.
41:17
You should use them now. I would love
41:19
to. So if I had two points of
41:21
fate and I, okay, I
41:24
have four d eights that'll
41:26
bring up. So that would be two d
41:28
twelves and two d eights right now. Two
41:30
d twelves and two d eights. So I
41:32
will do that. Okay.
41:35
That is a four, a one on
41:37
the d twelves and a five
41:39
and a one on the d eights. You
41:42
are successful. Oh,
41:45
Angelo. Lucky. You
41:47
are successful with opportunities.
41:51
Oh, so I am going to
41:53
ask you the nature of
41:55
your opportunities here because there are
41:58
a lot of different ways. that
42:00
this could go. I think the
42:02
choice that I have for you is
42:04
you're acting very immediately and this is
42:06
powerful magic that you are
42:09
levying. This man
42:11
is on the brink of death a second
42:13
more and he would be gone
42:16
and even a metaphysician would
42:18
not be able to save him under
42:20
these circumstances. There is a
42:22
chance that your magic, I'm
42:25
going to create three outcomes that
42:27
could be unfavorable to you and you are
42:29
going to get rid of two of them.
42:31
There's a chance that somebody could see you.
42:34
There's a chance that Angelo will
42:36
know it is you that saved
42:39
him and know that
42:41
you worked with a power that
42:44
a human probably couldn't
42:46
have. There
42:49
is a chance, because you are levying divine
42:51
power, that divine
42:53
forces might know. I
42:56
would like to get rid of the divine
42:59
forces because that's going to be a
43:01
ton of trouble and anyone else
43:04
seeing us. Great. Real
43:06
quick, do we know where is Angelo
43:08
in this? Are we
43:10
seeing him in front of Gable? Like in an
43:13
alleyway outside. Right? It's
43:15
in an alleyway like next to
43:17
the bar essentially. Gosh, man, I don't
43:20
know why. For a second I was
43:22
like, I thought this was a vision
43:24
and then the magic was reaching out
43:26
to Angelo through by
43:28
way of projecting out. Okay, cool. Thank
43:30
you. He is right next to us.
43:33
This alleyway is not lit and Gable
43:35
just sat down in the alleyway and
43:37
I think put a hand down and
43:39
put a hand down in a
43:41
pool of blood because Angelo has
43:43
blood so much. No, no,
43:45
no, no, no. Yeah,
43:51
you heal Angelo. You have
43:54
enough successes that Angelo is
43:58
probably going to be woozy. but there's
44:00
not gonna be permanent damage associated
44:02
with this wound. Like, those wounds
44:04
close up. I would actually like
44:06
you to describe what does
44:09
a divine healing from Gable and like
44:12
this emergency moment look like. Oh,
44:15
God. I think
44:17
it's sloppy. Sort
44:21
of just slorps
44:24
the wound back up and turns
44:26
it into what looks like the
44:30
sort of twisty scars you get
44:32
when you're struck by lightning. Ooh.
44:35
It sort of like goes up you like a root, but
44:38
obviously only in one place where
44:40
the cut happened, but it's not the sort
44:42
of scar that would happen from a large
44:45
cut like that. So it's weird. Yeah,
44:48
yeah. And I think it heals up to the point
44:50
where it looks like it has been healed for
44:53
years, even though it is new. Um,
44:56
Angelo like gasps for
44:58
breath on the ground. Shh,
45:02
shh, shh, shh,
45:04
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. What
45:06
happened? Hey, hey, hey, what
45:08
happened? What happened? You're fine. What happened?
45:11
Does Angelo have a sense of like who came at
45:13
him? Angelo
45:16
does not have a sense of
45:19
who did it. Angelo saw a
45:21
figure in the dark and
45:23
the glint of the edge of a blade,
45:25
and then he felt it. And
45:28
then his vision started to swim.
45:30
He felt faint and he fell to
45:32
the ground. I
45:34
was walking home and
45:37
I was working out the
45:41
next letter to my kids. They're so great. They're just
45:43
a great age. And
45:47
a blade came at me and he knew. And
45:51
then I think at that, he passes out. Yeah,
45:56
yeah. All right, John,
45:58
we need to. I don't know if we need to
46:00
just take him to the pub. I don't know where the
46:02
doctors are, but I don't
46:04
think we can stay, we can't stay
46:06
here. We need to figure it out. Am I
46:09
good to move him? And he's already kind of like saddling
46:12
up to Angelo. Well, would
46:15
John be able to pick him up? I think
46:17
John is going to try to pick him up
46:19
regarding. Hey pal, you have given John it a
46:21
lot of prowess. So yeah. Yes
46:24
I have. I'm pretty sure John it can
46:26
pick him up. And I almost never roll
46:28
it. Yeah. I
46:30
need to steal you and Liz to the
46:33
side to do some more robust
46:35
character creation so we can get the
46:37
rest of your abilities sorted out soon.
46:40
That might be something we address there. All
46:42
right, so we are rolling these.
46:44
And you know what? I'm spending four.
46:46
Ooh, full stick of butter. All right.
46:49
Yes, yes. What
46:51
happens if I spend four? Damn.
46:57
I mean, I'll say you spend a
46:59
full bar on prowess. We're
47:01
going to have to work out an ability. John
47:03
it definitely has some sort of full bar prowess
47:06
spend in him. But for
47:08
now, I'll say in this time
47:10
when somebody needs you, you
47:12
find the strength to do the
47:14
impossible thing. You
47:16
pick up this man and you
47:18
are unburdened by it. It
47:21
might even be you are picking him
47:23
up with echoes of the strength that you will
47:25
one day have as a fully grown man, a
47:28
state that you are rapidly
47:30
approaching. Yeah,
47:32
and I think with that, he's
47:35
going to, oh, well, maybe
47:39
John it rushes him over
47:41
to the metaphysician because that's somewhere that we've
47:43
been. We know where that spot is. I
47:47
think you head to the metaphysician. I
48:23
suppose I'm here over a matter of copper. I'm
48:26
a brightsmith by trade. Might
48:29
as well say I'm a factory worker
48:31
now. Distilling
48:34
dyes. Of course, working copper and
48:36
brass is pretty common. Sometimes
48:42
there's coal for nickel or pewter, and
48:44
very, very rarely I'd get occasion to
48:46
work with gold or silver. Wild
48:49
to think I'd have several months' salary
48:51
just pinched between my fingers sometimes, but
48:53
I even hold that all that wealth
48:55
all at once. You
48:58
see, brightsmith work is specialized. Most
49:03
people who have occasion to use something like
49:05
brass would much rather be working with something
49:07
like iron or steel. The only
49:10
cases where they don't is because they can't.
49:12
You live in an area with enough folk, though,
49:14
and enough work comes your way that
49:16
you can keep the doors open. It's well enough
49:19
living hand to mouth. Most people can't
49:21
avoid doing that. The things that
49:23
really keep you safe, that keep you
49:25
warm at night, are the big contracts.
49:28
The few times where some fool needs
49:30
a very lot of something. Occasionally
49:34
you'll find a hooper who has
49:36
to have barrels with brass bindings.
49:39
Usually something to do with folklore or
49:41
something like, but it generally does keep
49:43
pretty well in wet environments. Maybe
49:45
some rich snot who needs a lot of tat cast
49:47
a tin. That's not
49:49
the job that came through my door, though. The
49:52
job that came through my door was
49:54
pressing bits, putting
49:57
together bars for the red
49:59
feathered syndicate. Now many
50:01
folk are familiar enough with spending coin
50:03
but very few know how it's made.
50:07
They've got a system for their bars, all
50:09
their coins really. You've got your
50:11
bars which can be hacked down individually
50:13
into bits and those are
50:16
tracked in how they're spent. Every
50:18
time a bit is passed to
50:20
a certified business it ought
50:22
be stamped with the seal of the port where it
50:24
was spent. Every bit has six
50:26
sides. One side shows where it was
50:28
minted, another side shows which ship carried
50:30
it out of port, and then there
50:33
are four sides for the seals of
50:35
the ports where it's spent. Now bits
50:37
will change hands privately. You
50:39
can settle your private debts
50:41
without bringing seals into it.
50:43
But if you're paying for something like lodging, food
50:46
supply, clothing, metal, all
50:49
that gets passed to some poor business
50:51
owner who's got to fix it with
50:53
a seal and whichever owner ends up
50:55
with that fourth seal, they've got to
50:57
trade off that coin to the red
50:59
feather syndicate. And in exchange they're supposed
51:01
to get a completely unstamped bit or
51:03
bar in return. I've
51:05
been told that all of this is for
51:07
their ledgers, for their tracking
51:10
of how their trade moves across
51:12
the whole of the rediscovered world.
51:15
Some poor bastard deep in the heart
51:17
of Arim takes every single one of
51:19
those bits and looks at every single
51:22
one of those seals and writes it
51:24
down in some book. And
51:26
they study those books about how their
51:29
ships are moving back and forth. And
51:32
that's how they decide where their routes are
51:34
going to be, who they're trading
51:36
with, where they're moving coin. Most
51:40
people say that when red feather coin
51:42
is in high demand things are going
51:44
well. Lots of bits change in hands.
51:46
Lots of people line in their pockets
51:48
and fill in their bellies. But
51:50
see, there's a problem. When red feather
51:52
coin is moving, eventually it's fallen into
51:54
the hands of businesses that need to
51:56
press their seal and you can only
51:58
pass through four. of those before
52:01
the coin is dead. Now when the Treasuries
52:03
of red feather ports are full to the
52:05
brim with fresh coin, there's no problem at
52:07
all. Maybe a bit of inconvenience as you
52:09
have to send someone to run over and
52:11
swap out your bars and bits for you
52:13
in the middle of the day. But if
52:15
those Treasuries are full of stamped
52:18
bits, well then you've got no coin
52:20
to spend. You could be the
52:22
richest folk in town, but if you're sitting on
52:24
top of a mountain of stamped up silver, then
52:26
you've got no money at all. And
52:29
the feathers aren't fond to sending out
52:31
huge holes full of unstamped coins because
52:34
they're a might target for pirates and
52:36
the sort of honor guard you'd need to
52:39
protect a shipment like that. Well, it's
52:42
expensive. So while
52:44
they're supposed to do most of the
52:46
mint in an accounting deep in the
52:48
heart of the rediscovered world at some
52:51
fort nearby Orem, demand simply can't keep
52:53
up with that. You need to keep
52:55
adding new coin to the system, which
52:58
means on rare occasion
53:00
contracting a brightsmith like myself.
53:03
Now I can see the crooked wheels turning in
53:05
your head saying Finn,
53:08
what if one of these businesses should
53:11
simply forget to put their seal on
53:13
a bit? Or if I
53:15
took my coin to a brightsmith such
53:17
as yourself, couldn't you tamp out a
53:19
seal that has been put into it?
53:22
Or if you were a contracted brightsmith,
53:24
couldn't you mix down the copper and
53:26
stretch things out a bit, walk
53:28
away with part of the sum in materials?
53:32
I'd say to you, everything that
53:34
you suggested is considered by
53:36
corporate policy, destruction of
53:39
red feather goods, which
53:41
is jailing and in some case
53:43
hanging offenses, all of which
53:45
of course can be paid off by
53:47
a hefty fine. Oh,
53:49
don't look at me like that. I'm
53:51
a good man and one of my word. I
53:53
would never do something like that. I've
53:56
got no love for the red feathers, but
53:58
when someone walks through my door. contracts
54:00
me for trade. I take
54:02
it serious and I honor
54:05
every letter of the contract we
54:07
sign so if the feathers ask
54:09
me for copper bars they get
54:11
copper bars. Now I mostly work in a
54:13
hand shop so an order for
54:15
a few hundred bars is well
54:18
past what I normally work
54:20
with and they wanted one
54:22
thousand. One
54:24
thousand copper bars. Just
54:27
two copper bits will get a man through
54:29
a week. It'll be a
54:31
lean and hungry week but a
54:33
full week. One
54:36
thousand copper bars. Think
54:38
of how many wages that represents. Think
54:41
of how much it would represent for me. I
54:45
had to accept. Had to. There's
54:48
no way that a brightsmith like me could
54:50
turn down that kind of work. There's
54:53
nothing that comes through my door that's so
54:55
steady and the work that I do stays
54:57
done. So even if I've got
55:00
loyalty from customers they're only ever gonna need
55:02
five or six things for me in their
55:04
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