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0:04
So mascot characters are definitely something intimidating
0:06
to run into when you're tiny. Yeah.
0:08
Yeah, I like I am on
0:11
the fence because like, you know, I
0:13
do remember there being like some not
0:15
great Easter bunny Santa Claus
0:17
interactions as a child, but I
0:19
also remember like pretty being pretty
0:22
jazzed about Disney World and whatnot.
0:24
So like, I don't know if
0:26
it's the design of a mascot
0:28
character or if it's the environment
0:30
around an interaction with a mascot
0:32
character that doesn't squeeze ability
0:35
for these, these
0:37
bad boys look very huggable. They
0:40
look like creatures. Yeah,
0:42
it's the project I worked on a while
0:44
ago was with the Premier League. It had
0:46
a bunch of football mascots as part of
0:49
the content of it. And you
0:51
could kind of tell how well off
0:53
a particular football team was by the
0:55
quality of the mascot that they had
0:58
where like some is just like, oh, this is
1:00
just a living cartoon. This is just a cartoon
1:02
line that has come to life. And it's here
1:06
when there are others that are like, oh, this is a
1:08
thing that is fully escaped from Silent Hill. I can't
1:12
get this way for me. Yes.
1:16
This is the Umbridge trapped
1:19
coal miner. The famous the
1:22
Flinshire play grats. The
1:26
costume is too goopy. We
2:00
are on the Uhuru. Johnnett, I want to
2:02
know where are you on the ship, and
2:05
what have you decided to do
2:09
because the captain and Gable have
2:11
not shown up promptly, I
2:13
would describe. Yeah. I
2:17
think that Johnnett, we
2:19
probably pick up with
2:21
Johnnett right outside our
2:23
medical wing, just kind
2:25
of peeking in, checking
2:28
on Angelo. Angelo,
2:32
if we see a dirty shot of Johnnett
2:35
in the background peeking
2:37
in, we see the sheets rising
2:39
and falling, so we see that
2:42
Angelo is breathing, but he's not
2:44
moving, he's unconscious. And so Johnnett
2:47
keeps peeking in, and then
2:49
going back into the hallway.
2:54
He's not looking at the clock, but he's
2:56
like, there's a candle
2:58
lit in the hallway, and
3:01
we slowly see time lapses
3:03
of this candle get lower
3:05
and lower and lower, and
3:07
every time Johnnett's like, what, where are
3:10
they? Where are
3:12
they? We agreed, we agreed. Hasn't
3:16
anyone ever told you that a
3:18
watchpot never boils? Who are
3:20
you? I'm Carmen, the
3:22
doctor that you hired for the
3:24
ship. My bad, but also. It's
3:28
okay, I was a recent acquisition. Okay, okay.
3:30
Thank you. Thank you, you are doing such
3:32
a great job. The man that you brought
3:35
in was in bad shape. He's not gonna
3:37
get any better in the next couple of
3:39
minutes. Okay, well, thank
3:42
you for saying that. I'm gonna maybe
3:45
pace upstairs
3:47
a little bit, but I can't promise that
3:50
I won't be back, because I'm just
3:52
worried. He was a great guy, and
3:54
he doesn't deserve what happened to him.
3:57
Nobody who ends up on that slab
3:59
deserves it. Well, that's not
4:01
true. Some people deserve it, but it's hard
4:03
to know most of the time. I
4:06
say don't worry about it, because stress is bad
4:08
for your health. Well,
4:10
Carmen, I'm kind of
4:12
kicking myself for kind of forgetting that you're
4:15
around. You seem, you seem, you
4:17
seem cool. It's very
4:19
difficult. There are a lot of characters that
4:21
are added to the ship. And
4:24
we can see running behind
4:26
Janet like a giant parakeet,
4:30
a very hairy man. Gosh,
4:32
I'm trying to remember the other ones that we did earlier
4:35
than that. And I said, no. So
4:43
I think, John it, we
4:45
get a couple of shots of him just like trying
4:48
to twiddle his thumbs and occupy
4:50
time. But then he sort of
4:52
starts to like trace back like
4:55
this whole thing with the cleaver. Where
4:57
did it start? And he's like
4:59
the captain's quarters. And so
5:02
he goes back to
5:04
the captain's quarters and like we get a
5:06
moment of like, of like,
5:08
he realizes that maybe John isn't
5:10
necessarily here without the captain often
5:13
really at all. And so he's
5:15
like, I'm gonna be respectful. But
5:17
also, like things
5:20
are hitting the fan and I don't know
5:22
what's going on. So John is actually going
5:24
to start like pulling things off the wall
5:26
and looking for either like a
5:29
source of magic or like
5:33
this is great. Yeah, so glad
5:35
perception check on the room. Yeah,
5:38
yeah. Make a perception check. Well, we'll
5:40
start with that. Um,
5:45
is there any way to like,
5:48
aid this with magic?
5:50
Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. Because like, opening
5:53
your eye would definitely do that. Yeah,
5:55
yeah, yeah. Okay, well, then I'm going
5:57
to if this is I
6:00
think I have two magic. I'm
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going to add two magic to this.
6:06
Great. Great. Two will
6:08
either add a new die or upgrade
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two existing dice. So that
6:13
would be two D12 and a D8 if
6:15
you were to upgrade both of those or
6:18
honestly three D8 and a
6:20
D6, which is all good. Three
6:22
D8 and a D6? Right. Yeah.
6:26
Go for it. First strategy
6:29
note while you all are thinking,
6:31
if you upgrade D8s to D12s,
6:33
that gives you potential for critical
6:35
successes where adding
6:37
new dice technically ups
6:39
your success pool. I
6:43
don't know which is better in different circumstances yet. There
6:45
is a way for me to find that out. I'll
6:47
throw the math meds to sort out. Yeah.
6:50
All right. So we've got, here
6:52
we go. We got the, let's go through
6:54
the D8s. We got a
6:56
six, a five, and a
6:58
six. And then on
7:01
the D6, we have a six. Great.
7:06
So you get three
7:08
fate and
7:12
four successes. So
7:15
here's what happens, Tyler. You
7:19
enter the room, entering
7:22
Oramar's office. For
7:25
whatever reason, the shadows
7:27
feel heavier in here
7:29
and the air is
7:31
colder. Like it's
7:33
not freezing cold, but you swear
7:36
when you exhale that
7:38
you can see your breath. You
7:41
turn up like one of the lamps in
7:43
the room. Light goes
7:46
into the room and it does
7:49
feel like you just have
7:51
heavy contrast shadows everywhere. The
7:54
whole office feels more intimidating,
7:56
more menacing than it normally
7:59
does. You whip your
8:01
head around to the small
8:03
library slash trophy shelf where
8:06
the cleaver was before.
8:09
And you can see on the
8:12
ground in front of that shelf
8:14
is a book, an old
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book with elaborate
8:19
like filigree covers, this
8:23
strange smooth leather on
8:25
it, and these old
8:28
weathered pages, that must be upwards
8:30
of a hundred years old. It
8:33
is the book that you recognize
8:35
recovering from the civility that was
8:37
locked away in the same place
8:39
as the feather weave and
8:42
the angel feather that you
8:44
recovered from the civility. It
8:47
sets off kind of like
8:50
an icy prickle in your fingertips
8:52
just looking at it. And
8:55
confronted with this threat, I think
8:57
that's what makes you want to
8:59
open your eye. Your eye flickers
9:01
open and there
9:04
is a presence in the room. It
9:07
is hard to define exactly, like you
9:10
can tell that it is, it was
9:13
here recently and it left
9:15
behind like some kind
9:17
of evidence of
9:20
it being here. You're peering
9:23
through and kind of
9:25
following it, there is a desk by
9:27
this library and you
9:30
hear coming from the deck just a
9:36
a knocking from inside the drawer.
9:38
John it says to himself, oh
9:42
I don't like the look of that. And
9:46
so he's going to
9:48
like pull out his kasarigama, kind
9:51
of like get into a ready stance
9:53
and then one, two
9:55
creep up to the desk and then he probably
9:57
going to get to the desk and using the
9:59
bladed end the kasari gama, he's
10:01
going to like grab the handle and
10:03
he's going to open the desk to
10:05
see what is inside. Inside
10:08
the desk you do see something that
10:11
might startle, John, I will leave
10:13
it up to you whether it
10:15
does. You see a
10:19
somewhat curved and like at this
10:21
point curled into a fist mummified
10:24
human hand. It
10:28
has like down at the
10:30
wrist kind of an elaborate
10:32
ivory and gold handle almost
10:35
that is rounded and
10:38
covered with like church imagery. It
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looks like some of it has
10:42
rubbed down and you the players
10:45
might recognize this, you might not.
10:48
This was an artifact that you recovered
10:50
after you defeated the silver bullet in
10:52
battle. This is a
10:55
piece of religious reliquary, a
10:58
hand of a saint. So
11:00
this is the hand of
11:02
Saint Horisia, keeper of the
11:05
sunken abbey. This is
11:07
the actual hand or purportedly
11:09
the actual hand of
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a woman who was
11:14
sealed inside a very
11:16
important abbey or maybe this
11:18
is Saint Miriam, witness
11:20
of the sunken abbey. It
11:22
might be her hand. It's probably
11:24
her hand because Horisia was never recovered. So
11:27
essentially there was an abbey
11:30
that was like flooding
11:32
basically with sea water and
11:35
many many important church texts
11:37
were in there and
11:39
there was a nun,
11:41
Miriam or a nun
11:43
Horisia who volunteered to
11:46
stay behind in the abbey and
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translate as many texts as
11:51
possible and she sent out
11:53
by missive, by bird messenger
11:57
all of the texts she could recovering as
11:59
much as possible. from the Abbey, and
12:01
Sister Miriam, who worked with her,
12:04
basically received and bound all of
12:06
the manuscripts that she was able
12:08
to copy over. And the
12:11
miracle of it is these manuscripts kept
12:13
coming in for months and years. Horizia
12:15
was never able to personally
12:17
communicate. All that would show up
12:19
is just manuscript after manuscript after
12:22
manuscript. And Miriam
12:24
basically translated and bound these
12:26
manuscripts until she died. And
12:30
one of her hands was left behind
12:32
after her body was cremated in death,
12:35
and was turned into
12:38
this relic object that
12:40
can translate the words
12:42
of the dead purportedly.
12:45
And so the hand, you see this
12:48
mummified hand in the drawer, and
12:50
it moves kind of in slow motion,
12:53
the fingers kind
12:55
of uncurl. And
12:58
then, as friendly
13:00
as possible, it tries
13:02
to beckon Johnnett
13:05
forward. Does
13:11
Johnnett know about Miriam? Does
13:14
he know that lore? I
13:17
don't know. Here's
13:19
the thing. We sort
13:22
of uncovered the story of this object a
13:24
little bit when we created it after it
13:26
was muted from the ship. It
13:28
is a question, and I think Oromar or
13:31
Gable was the person to recover it. It
13:33
might have even been Travis being the person
13:35
to recover it. But
13:38
it ended up in
13:40
Oromar's desk drawer, probably
13:42
amongst other wildly valuable
13:44
pieces of reliquary and
13:47
artifacts and whatnot. We can see in
13:49
there there's like a Hellraiser cube and
13:51
like a pokeball and like a bunch
13:53
of other things in that drawer. A
13:55
couple infinity stones. Yeah, yeah. You
14:01
can see that like amongst these objects in the
14:03
drawer and it really depends on whether Somebody
14:05
on the ship would have recognized it
14:07
and explained it to you
14:09
before it was put away I
14:12
feel like there's probably like a
14:14
loose level of like of
14:17
like John it probably asked a question like
14:19
hey What is that the captain probably said
14:22
part of an answer and then John it
14:24
stopped like listening And then the captain continued
14:26
to say the full lore, but he was
14:28
like, oh man, it's a dead hand Wow,
14:30
okay And it's
14:32
like darn ADHD. Yeah so
14:36
He knows that like this is this is
14:39
like a member of the church's hand I
14:41
think he probably like his off-ramp was like,
14:43
why would you preserve? Why would you separate
14:45
the hand from the body? Like that seems
14:47
kind of weird. I wouldn't want my friends
14:49
to do that I should make I should
14:51
start a will now so to make sure
14:53
that no one separates my body from my
14:56
body when I die And so
14:58
so he's like whoa, that's that that's that hand and
15:00
then it's like beckons him over and
15:03
so John it is Yeah,
15:07
he's gonna do it. But he's like, all right hand I'm
15:10
coming over there because I
15:12
want to because I want to do that
15:14
not because you said but what's and
15:17
so he he he gets up
15:20
to that he gets up to the hand puts
15:22
the The kasari gamma
15:24
blade up to it and kind of just like
15:27
pokes at it like hello me
15:31
Hello the hand which is incapable
15:34
capable of moving very suddenly Like
15:37
move slowly towards the blade to
15:39
like pinch fingers around it so
15:41
that it can be picked up
15:43
Along with the blade and
15:46
while it like clings onto the blade It
15:48
sticks out a little pinky and like tries
15:50
to gesture towards the desk and like point
15:53
it over to the desk Okay
15:57
Got it. He's going to he's gonna
15:59
like pick it up, hold it with
16:01
like three fingers and a thumb like
16:03
as daintily and as far away from
16:06
his space as possible and he's going
16:08
to like kind of go
16:10
where it is trying to be
16:12
led. Yeah. Okay, okay,
16:14
okay. It's not far to
16:17
like gingerly move it up to the
16:19
desk and once it is appreciably over
16:21
the surface of the desk, it like
16:23
drops down onto the drafting pad on
16:25
the desk and it
16:27
stands itself up on its fingers
16:30
and then takes its pointer finger and points
16:32
very directly towards the quills that are put
16:34
up at the end of the desk and
16:36
like gestures at it. You're
16:39
not going to curse me are you? The
16:42
hand like goes down to the table like
16:44
taps the table and like shakes its finger
16:46
back and forth. Okay.
16:51
And so he goes over to the
16:53
quill, grabs it, brings it back over,
16:55
stops, goes back over, dips
16:58
it in some ink and then kind of
17:00
gives him like, alright, I'm not supposed to,
17:03
I'm really not supposed to be here, I'm
17:05
not supposed to be using the captain's like
17:07
writing utensils so whatever you do, please make
17:09
it fast and make it worth my time.
17:13
So it pinches the quill between its
17:15
fingers and uses its pinky to like
17:17
maneuver itself up to the top of
17:19
the page and then
17:21
again slowly but
17:24
carefully and like I think kind
17:26
of beautiful script like starts
17:28
to write and
17:30
we can see the ink appearing
17:32
on the page as it writes
17:34
out, John it, we
17:37
are all in great danger.
17:59
Thank you. And
18:15
we can see the ink appearing on
18:18
the page as it writes out, John
18:21
it, we are all
18:23
in great danger. Uh,
18:26
it then quickly scoots down the page a little bit
18:28
and starts a new line. That isn't
18:31
a curse by the way, we were
18:33
in danger before, so I didn't curse
18:35
you. Alright,
18:37
alright, alright, alright, just make sure it
18:39
stays that way. Who are you? Who
18:41
are you? Who is speaking to me
18:43
right now? How can you not
18:46
recognize me? It's Dref! Oh!
18:51
Whoa! Whoa! Hey
18:55
man! John it, John
18:57
it, like, I have lost some weight, haha,
19:00
and it does put that
19:02
in parentheses. John
19:06
it immediately turns the Kasarigama blade
19:08
to just like offer up, offer
19:10
up a fist to Dap, Dap
19:13
a hand. And even
19:16
from beyond the grave, Dref daps
19:18
badly. It is you! Even
19:21
moving in very slow motion, it first
19:24
assumes that this is like a handshake or
19:26
a high five and
19:29
just doesn't go well. Uh,
19:33
Dref, what do you mean? Who's in
19:35
danger? It drags itself back over
19:37
to the pen and writes, all
19:40
of us, the Butcher, was
19:42
in the pages. Watching,
19:45
waiting, said, wait, we're
19:48
talking like, not like
19:51
the rage of the Butcher or the disembodiedness
19:54
of the Butcher, the actual
19:56
Butcher luminary was in the
19:58
pages. The hand actually
20:01
takes the time like pauses and takes the time
20:03
to write dot dot dot Possibly
20:08
an aspect perhaps inconclusive
20:12
Okay, definitely a being powerfully
20:15
bound to the butcher Dref
20:20
I I I let I
20:22
let it out didn't I the
20:24
hand pauses again
20:27
and and sheepishly
20:31
Actually John it. I
20:34
want you to roll a Perception
20:38
check that you can do
20:40
either with your presence or
20:42
your intellect
20:45
whichever whichever is better They
20:48
are both the same, but I have
20:50
more Points from
20:52
intellect so I'm gonna use to
20:54
intellect Mm-hmm.
20:57
I will Upgrade documents
21:00
so you'll roll a d8 if
21:03
you upgrade it twice actually you're rolling a d2 I
21:06
think it would be better to add a d6 so roll
21:08
a d8 and a d6 and tell me tell me what
21:10
you have All right, so on the d8 that's
21:12
a 7 on the d6.
21:14
That's a 4 Okay.
21:17
Oh wow two
21:19
successes and an opportunity So You
21:25
can see as the
21:27
hand is writing that it
21:29
writes guiltily Like
21:33
it just doesn't do this confident and
21:35
it goes well John it
21:38
I'm sure we'll all be able to
21:40
forgive you You
21:44
can tell the draft is lying and
21:47
that you did not release
21:49
this entity Okay
21:54
All right, well, I mean All
21:57
right, it was me bold bold print
22:00
What? How? How did you
22:02
do this from beyond the
22:04
grave? I read
22:07
the diary. Or what
22:09
passes for a diary, honestly most of
22:12
it was incomprehensible. Which is what you
22:14
get with the kind of schooling I
22:16
imagine this man had. Well, okay, we
22:18
can't really. I don't
22:21
think this person made the diary to be
22:23
read by other people. That's on us for
22:25
taking the diary and reading it. The
22:28
criticism is warranted. Believe me, if I
22:30
didn't think it would curse you worse,
22:32
I would make you read it yourself.
22:35
I don't want to. Somewhere
22:38
far away, Gable is validated. You
22:42
shouldn't have read anything. Yes, this
22:44
is why I don't read. He
22:47
mentions Sorrow's End. At
22:50
the end of the diary, he
22:52
implied that he could see me
22:54
reading it. But it must have
22:57
taken place in the past. I've
22:59
checked the future pages.
23:01
They are all blank, unwritten.
23:03
But he mentioned Sorrow's End.
23:05
He mentioned Shank Hill. Okay,
23:10
okay. All right. Well then, can't,
23:13
uh, no use crying
23:15
over spilled milk. Okay, this is, this
23:18
is, uh, that's a then
23:21
problem. We need to get this
23:23
butcher back in the book. Agreed.
23:26
How do we do that? It
23:29
just writes dot, dot, dot. No,
23:32
you're the ideas guy. All right,
23:34
you come up with things. I'm
23:37
more of a study guy. Things
23:40
kind of happen. And I observe
23:42
them and make
23:44
connections to things that I have already
23:46
learned and build upon a knowledge base
23:48
that we all can then what happens,
23:50
no, I, I, fine. What happens if
23:53
we, what happens if we get
23:55
the book and we get the cleaver
23:57
and we smash the cleaver?
23:59
into the book and hold it tight and hope that
24:01
the soul goes back into the pages. Is
24:04
that anything? Crude, but
24:06
I suppose worth investigating.
24:11
If someone, I don't think,
24:14
John, it's really much of like
24:16
a ceiling energies containing, like containing
24:18
stuff in stuff, and that's not
24:20
his magic thing. I feel like
24:22
him, he immediately was like, Gable
24:26
could seal something into something
24:29
if they maybe do
24:32
have that kind of magic. I
24:34
feel like Gable could at least fuck
24:37
it up a little bit, you know? Alright,
24:42
until we come up with a better
24:44
plan, that's the plan. And
24:47
John, it goes to
24:49
grab the hand, like,
24:51
alright, wait, we
24:53
gotta wait until the captain and Gable get back here.
24:57
But you, he points to the hand,
24:59
you're coming with me. And John, it
25:01
goes back into like
25:04
the captain's bookshelves, kind of rifles
25:06
through stuff, grabs a
25:08
couple of loose pieces of parchment
25:10
paper and like, essentially
25:13
a clipboard and scoops
25:16
up the hand, puts the hand on his
25:18
shoulder and goes to the top deck. I
25:20
think keen-eyed listeners will
25:23
notice that the clipboard that John,
25:25
it grabs is the clipboard from
25:27
the Minoc. It's just a little
25:29
Easter egg that we flipped, production
25:31
flipped in there. It's kind of
25:33
a fun thing for everybody. It's
25:35
not a period. It is glaringly
25:37
obvious. It
25:40
wasn't a period of the Star Wars
25:42
one either. It was just like a
25:44
generic brown clipboard. So
25:49
you grab that and I think
25:51
this is a perfect time for
25:53
Gable and the captain to return
25:55
as we've already established
25:57
that a bunch of time has passed. You
26:00
did mention earlier that you weren't specifically
26:02
supposed to be touching things in the
26:04
captain's desk without permission. I think
26:06
that's kind of funny. So then, yeah, John
26:09
it throws the hand on his shoulder, grabs
26:11
all the stuff. The captain's quarters
26:14
is a mess. When
26:16
it's like one of the things where you have to look
26:18
for one thing and so you empty out all the drawers
26:20
to look for the one thing. And then you spend all
26:22
that time, you found the one thing, but now you got
26:25
to book it. So he goes to, he does not clean
26:27
up at all, goes to throw open the door and
26:30
pokes his head out into the hallway
26:32
and sees the captain and Gable like
26:34
walking down into the lower deck. Yeah.
26:37
You can see your office, there's
26:39
just infinity stones and sonic screwdrivers
26:42
everywhere. John,
26:45
your timely, I suppose you
26:47
were anticipating our arrival. Wait,
26:50
has Ormar seen his office?
26:53
I think you're in the way. He's
26:56
like walking towards the captain's quarters
26:58
and it's like the closer that
27:00
he's getting to the doorway, the
27:02
harder his expression is getting as
27:05
he's kind of like peering past
27:07
you. Were
27:09
you looking for something, John
27:11
at Kessler? John, John
27:13
it reflexively goes to like put one
27:16
hand in front of the hand on
27:18
his shoulder and then he's just like,
27:20
what am I doing? And he kind of puts his
27:22
hand down and like Gable knocks it off his shoulder.
27:25
Get out of there. Get
27:30
out of there. It
27:32
starts like stamping at it. Gable,
27:35
Gable, Gable, no, no, it's
27:38
cursed. It probably
27:40
is very cursed, but it's also a draft. I
27:43
see. I recognize it is
27:45
one of the reliquaries we obtained from
27:48
one of our previous encounters,
27:51
the silver bullet maybe, but
27:53
why is this important?
27:56
Wait, hold on, hold on. It's a
27:58
draft. You
28:00
told me about it. It can communicate
28:02
with the dead. And I guess it's
28:04
tuned in to Dref's frequency. Hmm. John,
28:07
I see how you can make this mistake.
28:09
Dref was a very small man, but he
28:11
did have a whole body. And
28:13
not just a hand. Before. So... He
28:16
made me see a ghost now, but this is not Dref's fault. Oh
28:18
yeah, yeah, you know, I forgot that
28:20
Dref wasn't just a hand. Mm-hmm. No,
28:22
I know that! This
28:25
is our friend! Somehow! Oromar
28:27
strides past the two of
28:29
you bickering into the
28:31
office and sees the number
28:33
of opened books that are just
28:35
strewn across the desk. And with
28:37
one arm, just sweeps them all
28:39
off the table so there's now
28:42
space. See,
28:44
but... Alright, if this is Dref's hand...
28:46
Dref, can you make an O with your
28:48
hand? The
28:53
middle finger of the hand, like, sticks
28:56
up, points at Gable. No! Hey, Dref,
28:59
I'm trying to do a funny bit! Make it
29:01
O with your hand! Make
29:03
it O! Please, I want to stick my
29:05
fingers in, like, like in sex!
29:11
Clearly, Gable, having two of... Having sat at
29:13
that dinner for as long as it has
29:15
has made you delirious. I thought we were
29:17
going to get you some food. I couldn't
29:19
get any food, and I only had wine.
29:21
You did have gruel available. They did have
29:23
gruel for the pious among us. I
29:25
want a sandwich. Yes, I
29:27
will call a member of
29:30
the crew to obtain one, but clearly
29:32
we have something important to discuss. What
29:36
took... And he says
29:38
this very slowly, and with every
29:40
word it's more directed at Gable.
29:42
What took so
29:45
long? Oh!
29:51
Oh no! Oh,
29:54
I'm sorry! Oh, I'm sorry! Is he okay?
29:56
Is it still okay? Yeah!
30:00
Yes, Angelo. You
30:03
did mention something offhand about
30:05
butcher involvement. Do we? Offhand!
30:09
It wasn't offhand, that was
30:11
not the tone. That was
30:13
not the tone. It was a very intensely proportional
30:17
tone to the severity of
30:19
the situation. To be fair,
30:21
Gable, the severity of
30:24
the situation coming across in your voice
30:26
is usually quite high. It's
30:28
very difficult to separate out
30:31
the urgent from maybe the
30:33
can-wait. So
30:36
then what's the situation, John and Kessler? Are
30:38
we going to be talking to this new
30:42
form of dress, or are we going to be
30:44
seeing the person that you've
30:46
taken in? I
30:49
don't think Angelo is in any condition
30:51
to be talking to
30:53
us. Carmen, Carmen's
30:55
got him stabilized, but he's
30:58
still unconscious. That
31:01
means the cleaver's still out there, which means the
31:03
butcher's still out there. I
31:06
feel like we don't wait for Angelo
31:09
to wake up. Dress
31:11
seems to have some
31:13
kind of insight
31:15
into what's going on, and so I say
31:18
we go after the
31:20
cleaver, just us. Yeah,
31:24
and John, it can even hold up
31:26
the paper with his essentially chat log
31:29
with dreams that kind of explains
31:31
the situation more or less. Or
31:34
a malleens forward peering at this. And
31:38
this is where I started to
31:40
train the hand on the prompts
31:42
of narrowing down and
31:44
into like, what is the butcher?
31:47
It took a couple back and forth, but
31:49
I fed it some reference text to really
31:51
get it honed in and honestly, I think...
31:55
You just stole that text from anywhere.
31:57
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,
31:59
it's like... It's someone else's text. It's
32:01
someone else's source
32:03
intellectual property. But what it's
32:05
churning out now is completely
32:08
original. Well, that does explain
32:10
the number of books that were open on
32:12
Monday. It does start just writing a transcript
32:14
of the Star Wars campaign. No, no, no,
32:16
no, no. Smack it, smack it, smack
32:18
it, smack it. So,
32:23
sorry, sorry, sorry. Where are
32:25
we going? I don't know where to go. So,
32:31
as I understand,
32:36
the essence of the butcher is going to be
32:38
driven towards things
32:40
that exhibit its qualities,
32:43
that kind of hunger for
32:46
violence, that killing intent. Yeah,
32:49
so I'm not
32:52
sure if the presence of
32:54
the cleaver furthers or catalyzes murderous
32:56
intent, or
33:00
it's just drawn to murderous
33:02
intent, but I
33:05
feel like the longer that we wait, that's
33:07
more time for somewhere out there in
33:09
this town. Someone's going to get real
33:11
stabby, and the cleaver's going to find
33:13
him. And Nathan, I
33:15
think, like within Oramar, like thinking
33:18
through the situation, there is an
33:20
inkling of this is
33:22
an aspect of the butcher, a
33:25
connection between some
33:27
kind of mortal
33:30
essence and illuminery. There
33:32
is something to be learned here. I
33:36
had a clue in my hand this
33:38
entire time, and I let it slip
33:40
away outside of my notice for
33:43
streaking. Okay,
33:45
very well. The
33:48
nature of Sorrow's End is
33:51
many, many people who have a
33:54
hunger to bite back at the people who
33:56
have put them there brewing day after day
33:59
with no outlet. There are
34:02
dozens of people in this town
34:05
that could be harboring killing intent. ALICE
34:08
I don't even know where to start then. ALICE
34:10
It's quite late at this hour.
34:13
Is there, um, having wondered
34:16
around during the daylight hours and
34:18
having been given something of a
34:20
tour of the imported
34:22
buildings by Mr. Stone? Do
34:27
we know if there's anywhere here that has
34:30
a graveyard shift? ALICE
34:32
Yeah, I think I
34:34
mentioned that the factories
34:36
run at some capacity almost all
34:39
the time. There is a kind
34:41
of technocratic
34:44
worker schedule where there's basically
34:46
always a shift on, always
34:48
a shift resting, and always
34:51
a shift asleep. Having
34:54
rubbed elbows with some of
34:56
the so-called nobility who've resided
34:59
here, I'm not quite sure
35:01
if any of them are looking to be
35:03
out for blood this evening. Although the
35:06
more I speak to
35:08
either trust the factory
35:11
foreman slash owner, the
35:13
more it feels like
35:15
she would do literally anything to get her
35:17
way, including bloody murder. But
35:20
I do wonder if there
35:22
is anybody who is, well,
35:24
at this hour on their
35:26
shift who is percolating resentful
35:28
feelings. It might be a place
35:30
to start if nothing else. ALICE I
35:33
think now is a good time
35:35
to complicate the problem further. And
35:39
do this by, in
35:42
Gabel's pocket, there is a
35:45
drop of glass that has
35:47
within it a prophecy
35:50
sealed. There were three prophecies
35:52
that were given to you by Sarise
35:56
on Haven. Another
35:58
one shatters open. that
36:00
you can see it. What
36:03
you see, overwhelming your vision,
36:05
is Sorrow's End. Over
36:09
the town, you can't tell
36:11
how far in the future this
36:13
is. Near the
36:16
wilderness around, there is
36:18
a thick, crimson haze
36:20
that is rolling over
36:22
the town and all
36:25
of the surrounding area.
36:27
When you can see inside
36:29
the town itself, within the
36:32
vision, it is eerily
36:34
quiet. There are no
36:36
birds chirping, there is really
36:39
no sound except the wind,
36:42
and even that is hushed by
36:44
how thick the air is. Looking
36:47
around within this vision, you
36:49
can see people, all fallen
36:51
to the ground or slumped
36:53
against walls, basically dead
36:56
on their feet. Though
36:58
very little of their actual skin can be
37:00
seen, the little skin
37:03
that is there and on
37:05
their clothes, there is this
37:07
apparent, crimson powder that has
37:09
fallen over everyone. This
37:11
vision tours you through the town
37:14
and very quickly, obviously
37:16
within a span of seconds, you receive
37:18
the vision, but it shows you the
37:21
dead mask of every
37:23
living soul currently in
37:25
Sorrow's End. You
37:27
understand this vaguely to
37:29
be a future. Do
37:31
I understand it to be like
37:35
the result of some
37:37
sort of explosion or something? It
37:40
is hard to say exactly what
37:42
might be the right cause of
37:44
it. You don't know
37:46
what set this off, what you are seeing
37:49
is the result of whatever it is. Though
37:51
I will say it does
37:53
not look like this
37:55
was an especially violent
37:57
end for anyone here.
38:00
It does look like every
38:02
single person in this town is dead
38:04
and that includes Some
38:06
of the scarier people like Edith
38:08
Trust. Yeah, but it was sudden.
38:11
It was sudden It
38:14
was it was sudden but it wasn't like
38:16
an emergency that people were running from There
38:19
are maybe a couple people who are like
38:21
grouped or huddled together in some sort of
38:23
distress But most people kind
38:25
of like just fell
38:27
down where they were Gable comes out of
38:29
that I can't remember
38:31
if I've told you two about the prophecies
38:34
Probably I probably still drowned by the last
38:36
one. So there's a little bit
38:38
implied in between all their conversations I think
38:40
I have told you that series gave me
38:42
these three you've watched one of them together
38:45
at the bar Previously so
38:48
and I would assume that I told the captain because like
38:50
why I would tell you what had happened
38:52
at the bar um Real
38:55
quick Nathan props to you for remembering that because
38:57
I only remember that because I listen to the
38:59
otter An
39:02
hour before we jumped on the call. No worries.
39:04
No worries Yeah, it
39:06
was a lot seconds since we lost it. I'm glad I
39:08
remember But
39:11
okay, there's yeah the constinated faces all around
39:13
I guess of the kind of like a
39:15
powder You say it seems No
39:20
matter what sorrows end will be subject
39:23
to a great tragedy. I don't know
39:25
when But
39:27
that is inevitability at the
39:29
end. This place will not continue forever and
39:31
a possible inevitability Which is those
39:33
two things don't necessarily I
39:36
will I will remind everyone
39:38
because we might not have remembered that
39:40
prophecies are not Necessarily
39:44
guaranteed they do show
39:46
Possible futures and likely futures,
39:49
but you were able
39:51
to subvert a prophecy that Jeanette
39:53
gave you earlier He said
39:55
that he saw a vision where you
39:58
knelt before the Morning Star Because
40:00
you had that warning beforehand and
40:03
you promised Travis that you would
40:05
subvert that fate, you did indeed
40:07
subvert that fate and that led
40:10
to you and Travis together battling
40:12
the morning star instead. So
40:15
you know that's possible. It's possible. So
40:18
this is a fate that can be turned
40:20
now that we're informed. We
40:24
have a path forward
40:26
that I think we may not have
40:29
anticipated when we go here. I
40:31
think we arrived here to gather information,
40:34
load up on supplies and make our
40:37
plans for upcoming adventures.
40:41
However, I feel as if
40:43
we do not get involved with
40:46
the situation in sorrow's end, we
40:48
would be somewhat responsible for what
40:50
I saw if I are
40:52
doing nothing. Also
40:56
to say, if we do
40:58
get more involved, this is something that I
41:00
would want to broach with the crew, not
41:03
just a passive
41:05
inclination because revolution starting
41:07
requires more than three people. You
41:10
raise very good points on both accounts.
41:13
I think if we are to go and intervene,
41:15
it's going to require more manpower than just the
41:17
three of us. And
41:19
moreover, if we are going
41:21
to be involved, it is going to
41:23
ultimately go and blow away what ruse
41:27
we have set amongst the people here
41:29
of who we are. Now
41:33
this does mean that anybody
41:35
who resides within sorrow's end,
41:38
who upon realizing who we are could
41:40
be a threat to us down the
41:42
line, cannot leave. Did
41:54
I get much of an impression of how long Edith's
41:58
guests would be staying? Um,
42:02
you didn't like, it seems
42:04
like most of them
42:06
are kind of the layabout wealthy
42:09
class where I think
42:12
one person like Liz's character said
42:14
that they were there to negotiate
42:17
for dies
42:20
and like didn't get the deal
42:22
that she wanted. So just decided
42:24
to stay and continue
42:27
to negotiate for the same discount
42:29
and has been doing that goodness
42:31
knows how long. So they're
42:34
kind of just hanging out, it seems.
42:37
Layabout. Many of
42:39
them I'm not concerned
42:41
with, but Edith Trust takes
42:43
clearly pride in her efficiency
42:46
and has no real
42:48
interest in forming allies
42:51
with the other people she's working with here,
42:53
at least of all the priests. Her
42:56
being able to leave Sorrows End
42:58
and tell others of our presence
43:01
would be disastrous. Wait,
43:04
are we saying that we are we
43:07
about to take out some
43:09
folks? It would
43:11
not be the first time, Jonette Kessler. I
43:14
mean, yeah, true, but I feel
43:16
like we take the
43:18
big sigh. I
43:23
feel like it's not often that we like go
43:25
into something being like, hey, we're about to like
43:28
have some marks and like you've got to you've
43:30
got to be gone for us to do this.
43:33
Great. Cool. Uh,
43:36
my days of running the skies red
43:38
with the blood was in my younger
43:41
days. I prefer to be much more
43:43
of a tactician and only shed blood
43:45
when it is truly necessary in
43:48
my old age. He says not really
43:50
looking that old at all, but you
43:52
know, okay. This
43:55
is one of those instances where
43:57
I think having to go and
43:59
shed some blood is vital to
44:01
our survival, to the wider plan
44:03
at hand. Speaking of hand, Dref,
44:06
any thoughts? Dref
44:09
is like kind of ancilly,
44:11
like wiggling the fingers, like
44:14
scrambling over for a pen and
44:17
writes down, okay,
44:19
so murders is an
44:22
option, totally, definitely.
44:26
That'll be more of your thing than
44:28
it will be my thing. I
44:31
do think murders around
44:33
an aspect of the butcher
44:36
could get dangerous. Great point.
44:38
That's a good point. Indeed. Yeah,
44:41
that's kind of like what it
44:44
wants, right? Oh,
44:47
okay. So we're already part of it. Interesting.
44:52
The chessboard has been laid. Yeah,
44:54
we've been playing. We're already in it.
44:56
Not to be arrogant, Gable, but
44:58
I feel that having the cleaver
45:01
in my possession is maybe less
45:03
dangerous than an actor
45:05
that we are not aware of within Thoreau's End.
45:08
Gotcha. But doing
45:11
murders to find
45:13
the Murder God is
45:16
accomplishing the Murder God's
45:19
plan or desires and
45:21
may make it more powerful if
45:23
we did those murders. Draft writes
45:26
unclear. And
45:55
so... I
46:01
foolishly agreed to meet him there
46:03
the following night, and
46:05
the night after that, building
46:07
up to the night just before
46:10
he was to leave, the stakes
46:12
steadily growing higher and higher.
46:15
And I, of course, was only playing with
46:17
the money that I had won from him
46:19
in order to ante against him. But
46:22
after a few nights of winning, I
46:24
had saved up enough to place a
46:26
gold bar on the Illimat. It
46:29
was a fierce game. It
46:31
seemed that as he was playing against me,
46:33
he was learning how to play at the
46:35
same time. I don't know if
46:38
he spent his table mostly with untalented
46:40
players who were uncreative in how they
46:42
pursued their goals, and this was simply
46:44
his first experience playing against anyone who
46:46
had any kind of skill. All
46:49
the life of a decorated red-feather officer
46:51
such as himself did not afford him
46:53
much time at the Illimat table. Whatever
46:55
the case, by that final night, he
46:57
was a different man than the one
47:00
he was before. After nearly
47:02
a week of playing against this man, I had
47:04
enough saved up that I could
47:06
place a single gold bit on
47:08
that Illimat. A gold
47:10
bit represents years of low-class
47:12
living. I'm not so prudent that
47:14
I could make it last that long, but
47:17
losing it would most certainly be
47:19
losing no small fortune. In
47:21
this game against this young fellow, I
47:24
was fighting for my life. Hand
47:27
after hand, we each slowly crawled
47:29
our way towards that 17. In
47:32
the final hand, I stood at quite the disadvantage of
47:34
13 to his 15. At
47:38
this point, I had to weigh my options. If
47:41
I won the round, I
47:43
could walk away with a second gold
47:45
bit. Even living as a
47:47
lush, I might be able
47:49
to begin an early retirement. I'd
47:52
still have to do a little work
47:54
on occasion, but two gold bits could
47:56
easily spend slow if you're careful about
47:59
where you travel. to. It
48:01
was a sort of fortune worth
48:03
cashing in a few chips. I
48:05
had always conducted myself honorably within
48:08
Lucius' establishment, which meant I knew
48:10
that if there were a disagreement, he
48:13
would take my side. And I
48:16
had seen over the years just how far
48:18
Lucius' word could stretch. These
48:20
chips were worth cashing in, so I
48:22
took advantage of the shuffle. I
48:25
was able to move things to ensure that
48:27
I took points in the early round. Even
48:29
if you're dealing slick with Illimat, it's a
48:32
game that you can't control the whole
48:34
way through. That's one of the reasons
48:36
that sailors prefer it so. But
48:38
if you're able to keep the board
48:40
at your advantage throughout, you can knock
48:43
your opponent off balance. Especially
48:45
when you're playing for quite a bit of money. It
48:48
makes them nervous. And moving
48:50
that way through, I was able
48:52
to claim a victory for myself
48:54
quite handily. I was
48:56
reaching forward to take my
48:58
second gold bet when Mr.
49:00
Tiberius objected. I
49:02
had anticipated this, and I
49:05
played my role evenly and
49:07
coolly, and obviously appeal to
49:10
Mr. Lucius. And
49:12
Lucius played his part exactly as I
49:14
needed him to. Appealing to
49:16
peace and reason, swearing up
49:18
and down about my rock-solid
49:21
character. My aim was simple.
49:23
I needed to walk out of there with
49:25
my two gold bits, and it didn't matter
49:27
whether I was allowed to return there ever
49:29
again. But then things
49:31
started to get out of hand. It
49:34
seems I quite underestimated both
49:36
Mr. Tiberius' wrath and
49:39
his sway over the local Redfeather
49:41
authority. The compromise that we came
49:43
to was imperfect. The
49:46
constabulary was to hold on to
49:48
my potential winnings until a thorough
49:50
investigation of my character had been
49:52
completed. If I had proved
49:55
myself within that community to be a
49:57
truly upstanding person, then There were
49:59
no more. Would accept my victory
50:01
as legitimate. And I'll be
50:03
able to walk away with a lifetime's
50:06
worth a women's but that seemed to
50:08
be enough to mollify the wrath of
50:10
to be real soon blood before he
50:12
left for that even and even offered
50:14
me his hand. Congratulate.
50:17
Me on my potential victory Should my
50:19
character prove me worthy of claim it.
50:22
Ah was so, but I pretended
50:24
to be graceful. An investigation
50:26
began of one sort or another.
50:28
turn it over every rock they
50:30
could find, trying to give themselves
50:33
some reason not to reward me.
50:35
Eventually, the investigation ran on
50:38
so long that Tiberius left
50:40
port. And I imagine
50:42
that when his rafol Little Hot
50:44
took two wins, eventually the local
50:47
Stabbers Mint would grow bored of
50:49
the game. But. It seems
50:51
he paid them handsomely enough to go
50:53
entirely by the book. And
50:55
the judgment I was rendered was
50:57
one that I could not believe.
51:00
The Red Feathers had determined that
51:02
my character was mostly up stand
51:04
and as there were no complaints
51:06
of me being a cheap that
51:08
could be found anywhere within the
51:10
tail. However, to be considered
51:12
a true gentleman, I couldn't
51:14
have any deaths levied against
51:16
man name. And their investigation
51:19
said turned over a single debt
51:21
that I maintained in town and
51:23
that was my tab with a
51:25
Beached Sirens. Well, I had unofficially
51:27
covered it with tips to Lucius.
51:29
He still had that little recorded
51:31
book of ever drink that I
51:33
had ordered that hadn't been settled
51:35
up. It. Wasn't exactly an
51:37
overwhelming amount but I could see
51:39
how it might be shock and
51:42
to gentle a hearts that make
51:44
their live in through the strength
51:46
of their arms. I didn't
51:48
have the funds on me to pay it
51:50
off at that moment in time, but of
51:52
course, with a little bit more grace from
51:54
Lucius, it would not be an impossible amount
51:56
to build up and pay off in order
51:58
to collect my winnings. fly away.
52:02
Which is why I was deeply
52:04
dismayed the next day to
52:07
find out that the beached siren
52:09
had burned down in a freak
52:11
accident. Despite their
52:14
thorough investigation into my
52:16
character, it seems the
52:18
red feathers were able to open and
52:20
close that investigation within a single day.
52:24
And Lucius, bless his head and wherever
52:26
he may be resting at these days,
52:29
had a history of being quick to
52:31
fold. After the siren
52:33
had burnt down, he received an offer,
52:36
rather than rebuild the place, sell
52:39
off the business and plot to new
52:41
ownership, and they offered him an
52:43
amount that he couldn't help but agree to.
52:46
I know at the time he told
52:48
me where he would be going, and
52:50
I'm sure I remembered then, but I
52:52
still had a glint for gold in
52:54
my eye. Without the
52:56
warm shelter of the siren and plan
52:58
for smaller amounts, it would take me
53:01
a much longer time to clear my
53:03
name and free up my winnings, and
53:05
I do believe part of me intended
53:08
to follow Lucius afterwards. But
53:10
as he sailed away with his
53:12
new fortune, I know I chose
53:14
to stay behind. The
53:16
thing that I didn't count
53:19
on, whomever purchased that business
53:21
from Lucius purchased all
53:23
assets, including the debt
53:25
that Lucius held over me, and
53:28
the new owners sold that debt off
53:30
to the red feather syndicate. Just
53:33
as I had put together a
53:35
small part of money that would
53:38
put me within spitting distance of
53:40
collecting my fortune, there was a
53:42
knock at my door at the local inn.
53:45
It seems the syndicate had a new way
53:47
that they would prefer my debt be paid
53:49
down, as apparently in
53:51
all my years owing it to
53:54
Lucius I had never made a
53:56
single payment towards that tab. At
53:59
least a quarter of a million dollars. Wouldn't to that ruff
54:01
in own official ledger. This.
54:03
Gave the said it's an extraordinary license
54:05
to pack me up and shipped me
54:08
off here where I was supposed to
54:10
be able to serve through mud it
54:12
In three years, I learned pretty quickly
54:15
that this wasn't the sort of community
54:17
that you could afford to ruffle feathers
54:19
in. It's a sort of place where
54:21
you need to lean on people. Depend
54:24
on each other. And a look
54:26
a gambler can't live long. And such
54:28
a place. So. I've had to
54:30
play a close to my chest. Or
54:32
do have a receipt for my Winans.
54:35
And I'm looking at my final year of
54:37
work. Trying. To ignore the
54:40
scarlet as it advances. I
54:42
think I need to just put away a little
54:44
bit more. Maybe. Hosts just one
54:46
game to push me over the edge.
54:49
Though. It's own ignore. Will be in here. That.
54:52
I have learned that that most certainly
54:54
wouldn't be right. The. Folks that
54:56
it would be right to take money from
54:58
aren't the sort that I'd be able to
55:00
share a table with. I do
55:03
have solace in two things: I
55:06
was partially rat my assessment. I
55:08
did indeed never see Tiberius Young
55:11
blood again. Shortly after I ended
55:13
up here are received word that
55:15
he passed away apparently fallen victim
55:17
to a lethal blue and adjust
55:20
and match. I can only
55:22
imagine that. His face in that
55:24
moment. Was the same face
55:26
that I saw when authors best at
55:29
him. A surprise.
55:31
The. Anger, That indignation,
55:35
That. Those with a last things that
55:37
he failed on sphere. Well.
55:41
When. I toss and turn at night.
55:44
Due. To the sensitivities. Caused.
55:46
By the scarf. But that
55:48
does suit missile. And.
55:51
until I clear my name. That's.
55:54
All I have. Campaign.
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