4:00

Everyone's like, God, he's so ugly hot. I'd be

4:02

like, it's meant to be a compliment, but yeah,

4:05

like, not it. That's fair. I've always

4:07

like, I love an ugly

4:09

hot. I think it's like, I love that that's

4:11

trending. Yeah. I just, I wish

4:13

it was trending when like, I were

4:16

dating the rodent. No, you were ahead of

4:18

the curve. That's, I guess that's true. Maybe

4:20

you started the trend. Thanks. And

4:23

that could be, you know, girls date really

4:25

ugly guys and then they become hot. You

4:27

know, it's like, I like those super rodents,

4:30

you know, that like accidentally get like into

4:32

drugs and they like radio active. Yes. The

4:34

New York rodents. Oh my God. That's so

4:36

fair. That's so fucking. No, that's the other

4:38

key. You're secure. I was just like all of them. I was like,

4:41

that's why I saw him. And he's like looking at me. I'm looking at

4:43

how I was like, and he looked like he was like a fan because

4:45

he came out of his car. And like, I thought he was like a

4:47

fan of yours. Cause like, are you seeing Tana? I'm like, are you going

4:49

to go see Tana? Like, who are you? Like, why are you asking? Cause

4:52

he doesn't look like your other security guards. And I was like, so confused.

4:54

Is it Matt? Like the little, we

4:56

have this one security guard. And if he ever sees

4:58

this, I'll end my own life. But like there was

5:00

one time where like the first time he ever started

5:02

working for me, he walked into my house and I

5:04

like squared up with him because he's just like, he's

5:07

like just this teeny tiny little guy.

5:10

I mean, granted he has a gun, you

5:12

know what I mean? Like

5:14

it's just kind of funny. Yeah. It's

5:17

kind of his eye dubs a little bit, but

5:19

like, like his look, not him. Well,

5:21

maybe if he came into your house, I was like, wow. So

5:24

amazing for no reason. But

5:28

that's why I was like kind of looking at it. I was

5:30

like, who is this person? You know what I mean? Not in

5:32

like a hot way. Like a suspicious way for you. I was

5:34

like, I didn't know if you had security, but yeah. But I

5:37

also have realized lately, like being a runner is also important. Like

5:39

when you think security, you think like big guy, but

5:41

like outside of the house, they got to be

5:43

able to move quick. You are a runner. And

5:45

like he's getting there. Like, have you guys seen

5:48

that video of Paris Hilton when she's like trying

5:50

to frolic around Coachella and her poor security's like.

5:52

Oh yeah. That's psychotic though. That's everything.

5:54

But it's like the poor guy cannot keep

5:56

up. That your

5:58

guy would. He'd do his names. He'd be able to

6:00

keep up with you for sure. Yeah. But

6:03

I love the vibe too. I haven't seen anyone in so

6:05

long. Like I've just been in my house for like four

6:07

weeks. So this is like a social hour. It's been like,

6:09

it's been great. I'm so

6:11

wildly impressed with how much you are doing.

6:13

Like you'd like, you pop the

6:15

baby out. Like it's like getting a latte and like you

6:17

are just back. I feel like it looks that way, but

6:19

like I really just been like sitting around the house with

6:21

like the baby. Like I really haven't done anything other than

6:24

like be at our house, like, you know, the cosplays or

6:26

whatever, but I don't really, I haven't like left. Yeah,

6:28

but I'm like, I don't do anything productive when

6:30

I'm just at my house. I feel like you're

6:32

like posting content. You have episodes still coming out.

6:34

I do love content and I do love, I

6:36

love the podcast too. It is fun. It's

6:39

like, I missed it. You've broken the internet like three

6:41

times already since like the Sabrina birth. I

6:43

love, we were talking about how much Sabrina Carpenter is like my favorite

6:45

at the moment. I like love her. She's so adorable. And

6:47

I love her with that guy. Like everyone hated that guy

6:49

that he was like so ugly. And then once they got

6:51

together, everyone's like, okay, I see it now. I was like,

6:53

you know, Sabrina made him hot. That's so fair. Did you

6:55

ourselves like that though? I thought he was hot in salt.

6:57

Yeah, I actually did too, but everyone was like, no, he's

7:00

like ugly and gross in that. And he was like creepy.

7:02

After that final scene, I don't know if anyone could. And

7:04

that's his real. I missed it. I missed the scene. I

7:06

thought it was just his butt like dancing around. Me too.

7:08

That's so weird. When I watched it, I had to like

7:10

go back and see it. And then I was like, oh,

7:12

it was swinging. It's like flopping. Yeah. Like,

7:14

you know what, it has some like weight to it.

7:17

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. There

7:19

was like sand inside. Oh, that's why Sabrina is like hyper.

7:22

So she's on it. I know.

7:24

Her nonsense outros are so like. So horny,

7:27

like extra horny lately. The second there was

7:29

like, wait, I don't

7:31

know if you can say that. Like you're at Disneyland.

7:33

Like he's coming in me and I'm in doggy. Like,

7:35

you know, it's like. Wait, I know you look out.

7:37

There's like Taylor Swift's crowd. Yeah. I

7:41

was like, that was so true

7:43

though. Love her so much.

7:45

So she was posting my video yesterday. I was

7:47

so excited. You always like, that's so iconic. What

7:49

do you mean? Well, she's reposting

7:51

all the like people who use please. She's never

7:54

reposted mine. She

7:56

did. She reposted your cosplay thing today. Really?

7:58

I feel like I'm shocked. I don't think so.

8:01

I think she doesn't like me because my Oscar would always be

8:03

like, oh she reposts everybody So when we did the Burberry Coachella,

8:05

I'm like, oh she's gonna post us didn't I did another one

8:07

did I was like Oh, maybe she hates me. No, she couldn't

8:09

hate you Cuz I feel

8:11

like wrong. Okay, well, I love that she reposted you but you are

8:13

like that girl Like you got who did you get sponsored right the

8:15

other day? And I was like, it was something so big

8:17

I think I commented on it soon as I had a good talk about

8:20

Who gets to talk about sponsors? I

8:23

did about talk about wait till you see

8:25

chilies You like chilies sponge that you have

8:27

the era's sponsor show. Wait, well, I wanted

8:30

I want like my favorite ever was Lipton

8:32

green tea It was Trisha. It was so

8:34

funny on tour every single day She had

8:36

to bring this box of Lipton green tea

8:38

everywhere. She went not a cup of it

8:41

Cuz if it's just an amount you can't

8:43

like two cups. Oh, so you were bringing

8:45

the big box Were

8:47

you actually yeah, damn? I love a

8:50

new account. Hi She

8:53

had to bring the box everywhere She went and it

8:56

was just the funniest thing I've ever couldn't get the

8:58

photos right and like I was just I was trying

9:00

to Make sure that it was just in every frame

9:02

all the time. Just like so it was like organic.

9:04

Yeah, that's smart Yeah, that's everything. No, you are like

9:06

the brand guys. I had never seen so many brand

9:08

deals and so many big brand deals I was like,

9:10

what the hell? That's amazing. So iconic. I'm living like

9:12

so vicariously through you. It's funny I like convinced myself

9:14

that I'm doing it too Like no, you're not right

9:16

at all. Well, I get you like by proxy you are

9:24

That's how I feel coming on here. I feel

9:26

like so popular when I come on here I'm

9:28

like, let's get two million views this episode, you

9:30

know, I know this I'm so confused today So

9:32

no today she went on this tangent about how

9:35

she went on tour I can't even make this

9:37

up about how she went on tour She would

9:39

only sell like a hundred tickets Right

9:42

and I'm just sitting there and I'm like there's no way

9:44

and then I'm like Trisha Do you know that at every

9:46

show we do there's usually like 45 people

9:48

in the crowd with like I heart Trisha Payta shirts on

9:51

And she goes that's because of you. I guess a

9:55

Thousand percent. Are you on your whole rant? Like

9:57

you were talking about how you wish you could

9:59

have come to the California She said yeah by

10:01

the time I can go like they're not even

10:03

gonna want me to come anymore You know if

10:05

I'm like bombing if like something's going terribly wrong.

10:08

I can literally just say like Trisha Paytas Girls

10:13

I cannot do it on my own So

10:16

not true. I'm telling you if I don't anymore

10:19

We've never talked about that if that's like a real thing

10:21

that we do like if we're on stage and the crowd

10:23

is too silent We'll just bring you She

10:26

had like a little bit of a like an IBS

10:28

issue going on for a second there and she'd go

10:30

offstage and I'd be Like so y'all love Trisha

10:32

Paytas I'm kind of

10:34

a gag so you go off and like poop for a long time? No

10:39

No, she's like like it's like a bit like it's like No,

10:44

but in the California shows I was having like

10:46

a real you don't like no,

10:49

I don't mind with you girls I don't like anyone

10:51

else. Yeah, you can tell us I promise cuz I

10:53

actually would like vomit and get like pale If I

10:55

was like anyone else you guys I don't I don't

10:57

know. I don't picture it actually happening

10:59

I think it was like a story time. That's not

11:01

true. You know, yeah Keep it that way because

11:03

you wouldn't even want to know IBS is what

11:05

ear doll I didn't literally have IBS which that's

11:07

funny We like switch box because normally I'm like

11:09

I have IBS and Brooks like no you don't

11:11

but I just was Uncontrollably

11:13

pooping every like 20 minutes and

11:15

there were like three shows where

11:18

I actually had to like be

11:20

like be right back Sacramento Like

11:24

an hour and a half and you couldn't hold it for

11:26

that I couldn't oh my god I just was like, oh

11:28

my god. I felt like I was gonna like shoot up

11:30

through the ceiling Did you ever get it looked at like

11:32

why it's so urgent? No, cuz it just stopped I don't

11:35

know why and you were eating like heavy mac and cheese

11:37

or something That's

11:42

like my self-control is on zero like

11:44

I was supposed to be eating the brat

11:46

diet like bananas rice applesauce toast Oh my

11:49

god because of the that's what you

11:51

eat when you're when you're I'm trying not

11:53

to say the gross words Yeah, yeah, and

11:55

I'm blanking stomach is upset. Yes Good,

11:59

and I couldn't do it I was like mac and cheese

12:01

balls. Oh, did you, is that what you had for real?

12:03

The venue food is crazy, cause it's like

12:05

all these comedy clubs and shit. So I was like, there

12:08

was one day where I went in the kitchen

12:10

and I was like eating out of the kitchen's

12:12

pots and Brooke was gonna literally stab me. No,

12:14

it was like a big tub full of french

12:16

fries and she just reached her hand and go,

12:18

if you do that, they cannot serve those anymore.

12:20

Oh. And I was like, don't worry,

12:22

I'll eat them all. Oh wait, so they were like cooking

12:24

a big batch and you're just like. Yeah, they were like

12:26

letting me in the kitchen and I don't know. I love

12:28

that. Yeah, their food is probably like, it's probably good, that's

12:30

like frozen fried food, but like, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe

12:33

not gonna hear your system. I do my big one literally. I have to stop eating at

12:35

10 p.m. That's awesome.

12:37

And so my crown of India is on the way.

12:39

Be on the lookout. Oh, you can't

12:42

Indian food. I trust you, it's all

12:44

I eat. Wait, really? What are you like, non?

12:46

It's my like, yeah, I get garlic, not garlic,

12:48

cheese, non, chicken, tekomisala, chicken

12:51

samosas. What happens if you like fart during

12:53

your surgery tomorrow? I don't think I'll be

12:55

there. Like I don't think I'm gonna be

12:57

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12:59

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13:01

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15:46

do you have any crazy boob job experiences? What

15:48

was your... Well mine are crazy just because

15:50

my boobs look like Frankenstein, they're like botched. I had botched boob

15:52

jobs but don't worry, yours will be fine because mine were fucked

15:55

up. Also I want to know who you go to because I

15:57

want to get mine like redone. I got mine done twice and

15:59

they just all... being

18:00

a woman, like as a woman you can say that, but

18:02

if a man was like, why do you have that scar

18:04

on your puss, it'd be like, why would you literally ask

18:06

that? Yeah, that's true, true, that's a good point. Women do

18:08

no wrong. It is a double standard, like you said, with

18:10

the rodent men too, like, could you imagine, like you said,

18:12

like a group of guys calling women rodent women, it's like

18:14

so derogatory. We would be open arms. Yeah, like I know,

18:16

we would be like the number one people to like come

18:19

over them. Yeah. But hypocrisy

18:21

is so cute though. No, yeah, yeah,

18:23

yeah. Sometimes I like the inequality in

18:25

those terms. And sure, yesterday you

18:28

said something crazy, I was talking about

18:30

men giving me money and you were like, that's perfect, it's

18:32

making up for the wage gap. It was, yeah. It

18:34

has to offset, like things have to, yeah. That's

18:37

why it's okay, yeah, the hypocrisy's okay because guys are

18:39

just awful on every other aspect, so gotta like balance

18:41

it out. How's your A-list person that I love, have

18:44

you heard from him? No, but I

18:46

think I talked about him too much and now he like is sick.

18:48

Oh, okay, we won't talk about it anymore, but I think he's like

18:50

scared. She had no idea, he's like, he's like scared. He's

18:52

like, he's like scared. Well, could he like, he's like, we would

18:54

do like hot seat and people could ask us anything, and so

18:57

we were like, answer him. Did it get leaked in the California

18:59

shows like hers? Yeah, everything got leaked. Thanks guys, love you guys.

19:01

Would you say anything bad about him or you just were like,

19:03

oh no. No, no, no. So that's

19:05

not bad. Yeah, I will never go as

19:07

hard. The people who attended those

19:09

shows, like they got a once

19:11

in a lifetime opportunity. Like I learned a wild lesson.

19:13

Like I can never go that hard. Are you gonna,

19:15

oh, so you guys are gonna like tame it down,

19:17

yeah, a little bit. I think I just

19:20

have to like go back into the normal mindset of like

19:22

anything I say can and will be leaked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

19:24

but it still wasn't that bad. Like what you said too

19:26

is like you've talked about it before. Like it's just like

19:28

not bad. It's hard to find a

19:30

balance between like things that are like controversial and

19:32

like fun and entertaining and stuff, but also aren't

19:35

gonna like literally hurt people. Yeah. That's true. Yeah,

19:37

that's good. You guys are like, big

19:40

and bad. Yeah, no, that's good. Trying.

19:42

Unsuccessfully almost every time. Every single fucking

19:44

week. The leak of it all. I'm

19:46

serious. So your boobs are tomorrow. Tomorrow

19:49

at six. I'm so excited. Wait, so you had a really

19:51

big boob, so when you like lost weight, you lost your

19:53

boobs. And they just like never hit

19:55

back. They're just like, they're just empty.

19:57

Like they're very like, they're not super sad.

22:00

point of your dream tip behind you.

22:02

Wait, what? That's what I heard. I

22:05

could be made not up, but that's what I heard. Oh my god.

22:07

It's like, because if you show a photo, I'll show you the photo

22:09

that I sent, but it's, I think what you're

22:11

doing in the consultation is, I don't think that makes sense, but,

22:13

well no, so that it's like you get as close to like

22:15

what you want as possible. They should be able to know, right?

22:17

Just, it's close, because they're, I don't know what you're saying. Like

22:20

if they, I kind of want them to know what it looks

22:22

like when I stand up, because I want them to look good

22:24

when I stand up. I don't want them to be like, Imagine

22:26

like, you just have to lay down for your tips and you're

22:28

like, I want them to look perfect at all times. She comes

22:30

in like crying. Right? Like, this is

22:32

the photo I sent. That's what I want them to match.

22:35

That's really pretty. What is the photo? Oh, that's so

22:37

cute. Whose tits are those? I don't know. I

22:39

found them online. They're honestly insane. They're so

22:41

tumblers. But she had my exact boobs to

22:43

start, which is why I like value these

22:45

in particular. Yes. Those are like

22:47

the nicest tits I've ever seen. Yeah, those are

22:49

like perfect. Are you going here to LA and

22:51

LA? Okay, that's nice. I love it. Is your

22:53

doctor hot? He's so hot. But he's married, I

22:55

found out. I

22:58

was telling Trisha, coming off the

23:00

anesthesia, I would be so scared. Are you scared

23:02

of getting off the anesthesia tomorrow and being like,

23:04

you want to see them again? Can

23:07

I tell you my truth? I believe

23:09

that everybody who that happens to is faking it.

23:12

Interesting. I actually fully agree with you. I

23:14

could see that too. I think that wisdom

23:16

teeth videos, I think everyone's faking it. I

23:18

think wisdom teeth, it's a different drug than

23:20

just regular anesthesia. When I came off of

23:22

my nose job anesthesia, I was like, they

23:24

told me they'd never seen anything like it.

23:26

I was listing my phone number and my

23:28

full address and having completely normal conversations and

23:30

shit. And I remember it all. That's crazy

23:32

because one sip of alcohol and you don't

23:34

know your name. One sip of alcohol and

23:36

I'm playing telephone with myself for an hour

23:38

in the corner. I

23:40

don't understand. So weird. That is

23:42

interesting. I wonder if it's a different part of your

23:44

brain or something. I

23:46

don't know. So the anesthesia made you smarter. You

23:49

could just remember things you couldn't remember before or

23:51

what. I think that was just kind of normal

23:53

and chit-chatting it up. Yeah, it didn't affect you

23:55

a lot. Yeah, but any like dental surgeries or

23:57

anything. I hate laughing gas more than anything in

23:59

the world. who

30:00

they were having issues, so all of a sudden, they

30:02

just got married. Yeah, it happens

30:04

a lot. That does happen a lot in life. That is

30:06

so wild. Or people have babies or something. They're like, I'll

30:08

just have a baby and try to fix it. I was

30:10

about to talk shit, though. But you know when you're in

30:12

those toxic relationships, you're going to be like, yes. I would

30:14

fully fall victim to that. For sure. Yeah. I mean, I

30:16

was desperate for every guy to propose to me. And they

30:18

all hated me and treated me like shit. And I was

30:20

just like, but if it's a proposal, it's fine. I'm

30:23

not right now. Are

30:25

you? Well, no. Are

30:27

you? I

30:29

need to know. I want to know your life update. That sound

30:31

of you where you're like, oh, god, what do

30:34

you say? You're like, you know, he's

30:36

just my friend. But we hook up. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I'm

30:38

in love with him. He's not in love with me. That's my

30:40

life. I thought you re-booked that one. That's my life right now.

30:42

It's the worst, isn't it? It's so weird, too, because

30:44

you're such a good catch. It's like weird you find

30:47

guys that just aren't into you. I feel like I

30:49

choose them on purpose. Yeah. You think it's like a

30:51

self-sabotage or something? Yeah. But I

30:54

get that, though. Choosing emotionally unavailable men

30:56

is such an easy power.

30:58

Yeah, and it feels like a challenge. And

31:00

it's fun until it's like, wait. Yeah, it's

31:02

not fun anymore. How was last night? Ooh,

31:05

what happened last night? You were looking

31:07

for a husband at that event.

31:09

Oh, no husbands. But we saw

31:12

really fun, good people there. What did you

31:14

do? It was like a 12 and a half.

31:16

Tell me and Trish, you know we want to live vicariously through. That's

31:18

so true. Like Nina Dobrev from like, did you

31:20

watch Vampire Diaries? I didn't watch it, but I know her,

31:22

of course. I think she would. The

31:24

way you would go so crazy for Vampire Diaries,

31:26

I feel like you would be in a full

31:28

Elena Gilbert cosplay immediately. OK, I have to watch.

31:30

OK, I have to watch it. But she had

31:32

a movie screening at Alo last

31:34

night. And it was just a bunch of

31:36

fun people. But it was the funniest movie.

31:38

And everyone was like, fun and like. Who

31:41

were you most excited to see? Phineas. Oh,

31:44

shoot. Like Billie Eilish. Oh.

31:46

Phineas and Claudia were there. Were

31:48

they swinging? What?

31:51

There's a lot of rumors that they're swingers.

31:54

There are rumors about that. But I have

31:56

no clue what you're talking about. It's

32:00

so good for us that like

32:02

you're not like me. It's

32:08

so good for us. Are

32:10

you like own part of

32:12

Ally? I

32:14

feel like it's your brand. Like you are just

32:17

everywhere with Ally. You have the Ally socks, the

32:19

Ally grand trip. I just love it.

32:21

It's honestly like truthfully, it's just the fact that I

32:23

haven't had an opportunity to like meet new people in

32:25

so long because of like what we do. We don't

32:27

like, I don't go out or anything. It's

32:29

fun to like, when I used to have a job, I

32:31

used to meet new people all day long and I was

32:34

like oh it was exciting and now I like don't have

32:36

that. So now I'm like I think that's why

32:38

I love it so much. That's a really good perspective. That's a really good

32:40

perspective. It is, it's just like. You just told

32:42

me. Maybe I'll go. No seriously because like I'm

32:44

going to all these events and I meet, like I have

32:46

so many new, more new friends in the past like six

32:48

months than I have like in like the last five years.

32:51

How do you make the friends? Do you go up

32:53

to them and be like I'm Brooke like. Well I'm

32:55

always, I'm always alone. So like if I'm alone so

32:57

I have to like make friends. I just now got

33:00

bumped up to plus one privileges. Oh

33:02

I see. So you, oh so you had to go. Okay got it.

33:04

That's the end of everything. I

33:06

know. Me and me, we're like.

33:08

I love that. But yeah

33:11

that's what it is. It's

33:14

not like I don't love working out. No

33:16

one loves working out. I just love like.

33:18

I just can't imagine going there and shaking

33:20

on that reformer and then going back. Like

33:23

it like no it's fun. It's like it's

33:26

not like. No one's judging you

33:28

and no one can really see you. There's never more

33:30

than like three people in the gym. I don't think

33:32

the aloe world is judgmental. I think LA is judgmental.

33:34

You know you don't want you choose the videos you

33:36

post you know. You don't have

33:38

to post you like Brooklyn. Yeah I'm actually like

33:40

their security cameras are like on Twitch. No they

33:42

leak it. That'd be everything. Are you still working

33:45

out with Jake Shane? Well he's

33:47

gone right now but I do some work. Oh because I know

33:49

last time you're like I'm competing to be his like partner and

33:51

I'm like I wonder did you get picked? I'm trying but he's

33:53

like God he's like got like a whole roster. But

33:56

he gets every single person who

33:58

comes on his podcast is. Massage

38:00

is more than sex. I would fall for

38:02

that. How would they eat it? Yeah, that's

38:04

my question too Like should we army hammer

38:06

just came out and finally started talking about

38:08

I'm not a cannibal. Yeah, he's like laughing

38:10

about it Hannibal would say oh My

38:14

god, I never knew army hammer looks like until

38:16

recently we start like oh that guy's kind of

38:18

hot though That's how keep girls kept getting Not

38:21

on yeah Do

38:23

you think it's like giving baby back ribs? I

38:26

was eating baby back ribs the other day and I was like weird

38:29

Well, oh, yeah, like I have ribs.

38:33

Yeah. Oh, yeah is weird. I wonder what we taste

38:35

like me. No, I don't Salty

38:37

probably you think so. Yeah, could you eat

38:39

flesh if you had to if you're like

38:42

stranded on a desert island? I think it

38:44

makes you like so sick. There's also like

38:46

people say that it like Makes

38:49

a chemical in your brain happen. God. I'm

38:51

yeah, you go like Your

38:53

brain happen that like Wouldn't

38:56

happen unless it makes chemical in

38:58

brain happen. That wouldn't happen unless you eat human

39:05

Like it like does something in your brain Yeah,

39:07

I definitely it's like it drives you crazy But

39:09

I don't I can't imagine I would ever be

39:11

in a situation where I might have to but

39:13

can't even eat like a weird California roll, so

39:16

I don't think so. Yeah, the machinists of it.

39:18

Oh my god I feel you but I do

39:21

think do you like fish? No,

39:25

I mean I buy like seafood I

39:27

like like lobster and shrimp, but I

39:30

don't like a fish like a salmon

39:34

I Like the

39:36

rolls like the shrimp tempura like I can't do the raw

39:38

I have some those raw like sashimi and I like yeah,

39:40

you have to like it took me so long I had

39:42

to eat it so much before I like actually like well,

39:44

how did you get to liking it? Because

39:47

I worked at a good sushi restaurant So it's

39:49

like I just ate it until all of a

39:51

sudden I loved it really and I know that

39:53

way about like yellow Tails to shoot me. I

39:55

have weird exceptions. Yeah, but like for the most

39:57

like salmon you will catch me dead. That's dirty

39:59

pussy Salmon's wild, yeah, I didn't smell, yeah. And

40:02

if you're at a restaurant with someone and you're sitting

40:04

next to them and they order salmon, it's like the

40:07

fucking audacity. You should have to get everyone at the

40:09

table to approve of you eating that. Yeah, that's wild.

40:11

You know what I feel that way about is people

40:13

who bring certain foods on planes and it's like, aah!

40:15

Well, absolutely that. Beef jerky on an airplane is literally

40:18

asinine and I know you would do something. Actually, I

40:20

think I got that from you. Beef jerky. Yeah,

40:22

you did. You didn't get that from me. That's one thing

40:24

about me. Are you guys flying? No, you bused on tour.

40:27

So you guys were, did you like to eat

40:29

the food on the bus? Does that bother you?

40:32

Yeah, she had a special room and if you

40:34

open the door, you like literally had to have

40:36

a mask on. Really? Did you keep food in

40:38

there or what? Because the bus would be parked

40:40

and I would order everything on whatever nearby restaurant's

40:42

menu and then it would start moving and the

40:44

to-go boxes would be like the leaning tower of

40:46

Pisa. I love it. And I would like, there

40:48

was a night, I remember, because Makoa's really like,

40:50

he's really lenient and great with how I like

40:52

to eat in bed and I really appreciate that.

40:54

He embraces it. I know it's not who he

40:56

is, but he loves me. But

40:58

there was a night where I was trying to eat tomato

41:00

bisque in bed and he looked at me and this was

41:02

like the first time ever where he like drew the line.

41:04

He was like, because I just had it open on the

41:06

bed while the bus was moving and he was like, Tana,

41:09

no. Yeah, that's kind of wild. It's

41:11

soup in bed. By the time

41:14

that we arrive at the destination, all of it

41:16

has been mixed together. It's like inner hair. There

41:20

was a day where I went to put on my

41:22

favorite Steve Madden boots before the show and I just

41:24

looked in the soul of it and there was Marin in

41:26

the soul's galore and then that same night, dude, Paige

41:29

brings my duffel bag into the hotel and she's

41:31

unpacking it and it's like a

41:33

workout set, first of all, hilarious.

41:35

It's like workout set, makeup case,

41:37

breadsticks. I

41:39

have a video, I'll insert the video. I swear to God. She

41:42

pulled like raw breadsticks out of my

41:44

Gucci duffel breadsticks. Like they

41:47

were not raw like sashimi raw, raw

41:49

like no casing. Like

41:51

there was loose leaf breadsticks. There was loose leaf in

41:53

my fucking duffel bag. I couldn't talk to her for

41:55

an hour. I couldn't make eye contact. I was like,

41:58

dude, this is crazy. So paid were you embarrassed? I

42:00

feel like you're like someone who doesn't get embarrassed in

42:02

the best way possible Like you just don't get embarrassed

42:04

that easily. I really don't I have to like pretend

42:06

to be embarrassed So

42:08

embarrassed I love

42:10

that. I wish I wasn't there because a lot of things

42:12

like I feel like I'm uptight in ways That's like nobody

42:14

actually gives a fuck and there's no reason to be oh

42:17

for sure I get embarrassed by literally everything. I'm like, why

42:19

did I say that? That was so stupid Like I like

42:21

overthink everything and you don't even just realize that your Trisha

42:23

paid us and you could literally say and do anything You

42:26

are like you really can say or do anything

42:29

That's the opposite of I think I feel like I have

42:31

to walk on eggshells like everything I say gets like overanalyzed

42:34

No, no, no by me at least I'm trying to

42:36

find this video of this breadstick In

42:39

my duffel bag, but I really can't find it

42:41

and that might be for the better It was

42:43

hard on tour though. You like everything is like

42:45

it's nothing but chilies and like nothing

42:48

shout out chilies It's

42:52

nothing but chilies and Lipton and Taco Bell

42:54

I Mean

42:58

honest to God That's

43:02

my truth it's and it's it the dream the dream.

43:04

Yeah, it's literally the fucking dream No, that sounds everything

43:06

I do love when people just order so much stuff

43:08

Like it's so much fun and then you just eat

43:10

everything. I love it I love that she does it

43:13

cuz I like I I feel financially

43:15

irresponsible, but I'm like she's not gonna eat that

43:17

Oh, right. I like to share with everyone Everyone

43:19

to try what I'm eating. I'm like I like

43:21

a bite of everything on a menu like yeah

43:23

That's why I love that chilies not

43:26

sponsored over here this half of the couch is they

43:28

have a new espresso martini Okay,

43:32

I do espresso martini they don't drink but I

43:35

love those I love their big dipper the platter

43:37

We can get all the yeah, they have the

43:39

new cheese sticks to that like pull really good

43:41

Trisha I will never in my life pull cheese

43:43

without thinking of you really like I just in

43:45

Vegas have these mozzarella sticks and I was Can

43:48

I tell you something I think there should be

43:50

an age like restriction on mozzarella sticks I don't think

43:52

I should even be allowed to eat those because I've

43:54

never Had so many like

43:57

life-threatening experiences. I'll have half the fucking mozzarella

43:59

in my stomach and half of it's still

44:01

in my hand. I do choke, so you're

44:03

attached. That's wild. That's

44:06

so real. That's so scary and not being able to

44:08

cut it off. Oh my god, it's my biggest fear.

44:10

Well, you can cut off with your teeth. Yeah, but

44:13

then I'm choking and it's like. That

44:15

is the realest shit I've ever made. It's so scary.

44:17

That is true. That's how I feel about ciabatta bread.

44:19

Like I think it's too hard. Oh, that's tooth

44:21

shattering. Yeah, I can't. What's ciabatta? Like just,

44:23

you know in like, chip-puckin'. Like on a

44:26

sandwich, like when you have that like really

44:28

hard toasted white bread. It's like

44:30

veneer 911 for me. Oh

44:32

yeah, you guys have the veneers. Oh

44:34

yeah, I feel for you because I would crush

44:36

my teeth every day, because I'm so hard on

44:38

my teeth. I'm just like, I ripped things open

44:40

with them. Like I just. Same. Yeah.

44:43

And I had to like really reroute my brain, unfortunately. So I stopped

44:45

losing them like chiclets. But I

44:47

love your toothless videos. Like your toothless

44:49

content is everything. Yeah, it's engineering. Toothless

44:51

content is everything being like real. Because

44:54

you're the only influencer. Like the actual category of

44:56

your content. Yeah. You're the

44:58

toothless influencer. I wish

45:00

I had dentures and I could just take them out. Like

45:03

you, I'd give the best low jobs. My sister has that

45:05

and she says that. She says no one's ever complained. She

45:07

takes them out for that? That's iconic.

45:09

I'm more like your sister than you. No,

45:11

you would love her. She doesn't

45:13

like have dentures by choice, but still. Have her on

45:15

the pod. She would love to come on

45:17

the pod. I've been wanting to do like a little episode

45:19

like that. Like I think that we could have a little

45:21

bit of Debbie and like a little bit of your family.

45:24

Tori would kill. We should do it. That's

45:26

fun. People have family on it. Yeah, because

45:28

like no one else is gonna go on.

45:30

I'm shocked. Do you both ask for people

45:32

to come on or? I

45:34

don't know. Like who doesn't? I feel like usually

45:36

like do the guests outreach. I'm

45:39

about at my breaking point where I'm like, Brooke,

45:41

you better go to Aloe with a flag

45:43

and start campaigning. You

45:45

have the connections for sure. I feel like you're connected.

45:47

I don't know. I just got in trouble. Like Tessa

45:50

Brooks goes to Aloe and then we told a story about like

45:53

Tessa Brooks on the podcast. Have you seen her? And I walked

45:55

into the lobby and everyone was like, Oh

45:57

really? Damn it. I'm sorry. That's

46:00

really yeah, I hate getting in trouble

46:02

that was like that make me like so embarrassed for

46:04

this in my life I'm sorry Dude

46:07

I just get so angry like that me like

46:09

it's like that story and it's

46:12

really really funny It's not really funny But

46:14

like page told the story

46:16

obviously and I like I believed page

46:18

fully whatever but like after

46:20

how dramatic it was we were Like

46:23

fact-checking getting other people sources whatever

46:26

come to find out the story is entirely true

46:28

So it's like why are you in trouble and

46:30

Tessa's not no, I don't know. I

46:32

don't know the story I don't know the story, but I mean aloe I mean like Societally

46:34

like it's just like no I always

46:37

mad at the truth tellers and

46:39

not the who's the truth is being told about

46:41

That's the team. I agree is also

46:43

just I'm having a week I'm like everyone is so goddamn

46:45

mad at me for telling the truth that I'm like Yeah

46:47

I feel like you've had a lot of bad and like

46:50

just For stupid reasons just people like against

46:52

you like not believing you for like the stupidest things that are

46:54

like so true And you've talked about for so long and it's

46:56

just so weird all the stories your time He was like that

46:58

sucks. I feel like you're just having a period of it. Yeah

47:00

right now or this week I just can't like when

47:03

called me. Oh, I believe

47:06

that but speaking

47:08

of cannibals Wait,

47:16

did you know that well unrelated, you know

47:19

that if you die your cat will eat you Oh Immediately

47:22

what's me? But like

47:24

oh it really is a dog would like probably like

47:27

like sit with your body for a second

47:29

Like a cat will eat you instantly have you ever tried to

47:31

play dead for a merce? No, but you

47:33

know I think like she like I think it's like

47:35

you have to be like dead dead Oh, they can sense it

47:37

like your cold body or something like that. Yeah, I try to

47:40

just Like

47:42

you just eat you Did

47:44

you like Ariana's new catwoman music video? I don't think

47:47

I saw it Really the boys

47:49

mine with Penn Badgley was in it. Oh, I

47:51

did see it. I did see it. Yeah, she

47:53

was catwoman I think she's one of the most

47:55

talented people that alive right now and certain songs

47:57

are incredible Like I always loved dangerous woman and

48:00

like, I don't even like. I just, I wanna

48:02

hear her sing. Like I wanna see her in,

48:05

On a delirium. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

48:08

That's what I was saying too. a

48:10

good singer like that. Like when I hear her, I was

48:12

like, oh, like, do people know she sings like that? Uh-huh.

48:14

That's the thing I, like, she's always so pop, like I

48:16

just, I'm not really like a pop girl in general, except

48:18

for Sabrina. I'm like so obsessed with Sabrina. Oh, you love

48:21

her, too. But, but hers is

48:23

slower and more melodic. And I agree with you

48:25

like in that way. Like, if it's super poppy,

48:27

like. If Ariana's singing, I want her to sing

48:29

like Whitney Houston. Yeah. I fully

48:31

agree. She's like so talented. I had no

48:33

idea. So amazing. Please, please, please already

48:35

has 200 million streams. It came out like a day

48:37

ago. I mean, it's like all over

48:39

TikTok. Like my whole for you page is that. It is

48:42

a catchy song. It's so good. And I love it because

48:44

it's just like, don't be fucking embarrassing. Yeah, that's, everyone relates

48:46

to it. I was talking about this in the car with

48:48

Paige on the way here, cause she was talking about when

48:50

she was dating that gay guy. Right.

48:53

And how he would do a lot of

48:55

embarrassing things. Not because he was gay.

48:58

It's pride month. I would never come for that.

49:00

Well, it's pride when this comes out. I think

49:02

so. It's always pride around here. That's true. But

49:04

I was talking about how like every single guy

49:06

I've ever dated, minus Makoa, but

49:08

I mean, has like embarrassed me in some

49:10

way. And it's almost like you just have

49:13

to pick like your type of

49:15

embarrassing. Like men are just men. What do

49:17

you mean? What's your type? Yeah.

49:19

What's your embarrassing of choice? Like nerdy. Like if

49:22

a guy's being like, I think it's like, if

49:25

he's doing something embarrassing. Like Makoa will be

49:27

like watching a genuine YouTube video on like

49:29

the Pythagorean theorem. That is not embarrassing. That

49:31

is like a flex. Yeah. OK. I think

49:34

embarrassing is like getting another girl pregnant while

49:36

they're dating you. Like that's embarrassing. Yeah, you're

49:38

so right. Let me like take my pick

49:40

me hat off real quick. Yeah, that's not

49:42

that bad. I mean, it's literally so embarrassing.

49:44

Like, no, it's not embarrassing to me. You've

49:47

been embarrassed by men. Like don't. You're

49:49

like, OK, but that's like cute. That's something that's like when

49:51

I was telling you the text between me and Moses. I'm

49:53

like, this is so cringe. Like that's like embarrassing but

49:55

cute embarrassing. It's like not bad. Yeah.

49:58

But yeah, there's some awful embarrassing thing. I

50:00

feel like not to comfort her actions, but like Chloe,

50:02

it's like they, I feel so bad for her. You

50:04

know what I mean? Because everyone just like docked on

50:06

her. Granted, I heard Tristan was also dating someone when

50:08

he met her and was having a baby. I don't

50:10

know what the whole thing is, but that would be

50:12

awful. And not that it's Chloe's fault and it shouldn't

50:14

be embarrassing for her, but it would be the worst

50:16

thing ever. Like I'll just put it in my perspective.

50:18

Like if Moses like got another girl pregnant while we're

50:21

married, that's so embarrassing. It'd be sting all of that,

50:23

but it'd be more just embarrassing. Cause I'm like, he's

50:25

the best guy ever. Like loves me so much. And

50:27

then does that. That's so fucking embarrassing. But I also

50:29

like, I'm so quick to blame a man. It's like,

50:31

I think it's so much more embarrassing for him. Agreed. No,

50:33

no, I'm taking it. She should not feel embarrassed. But like

50:35

I hate to like let a man make me feel stupid

50:37

and look stupid. And well, my thing is

50:39

like, I have an issue with

50:41

like going back to guys too. And so it's

50:43

like, now I look so stupid. Cause

50:46

it's like, I gave you the chance. You know what

50:48

I mean? It's like, if you start dating like Matt

50:50

Rife again, you're gonna be like, girl, why? Bless

50:53

his heart. That'd be everything though. I

50:55

always think about that. I'm like, what if she's just like one day, just

50:59

like with him, just like hanging out. I don't think he

51:01

would be with it. I'm pretty sure he has like a

51:03

restraining order against me and he like, like rightfully so. Season

51:05

to cyst. No, I feel like, but

51:07

I take people back. Especially like when you're familiar

51:09

with them, you're just like, oh, well, me too.

51:11

I used to be really bad about like not having

51:13

clean breakups like an immediately breaking up

51:16

and like going no contact. Like I'm better about

51:18

that. Or just like immediately breaking up and being

51:20

friends. I like, that's good. But I used to

51:22

like date people for like a couple months still

51:24

after like say we're broken up, but like keep

51:26

fucking them. Always, yeah. Like it just

51:28

like, that was always me until I found someone new.

51:30

And then I was like, okay. That's the thing I

51:32

have to have somebody new before I can stop like,

51:34

maybe it's a borderline thing with us. I think so.

51:36

And it's bad. And I'll be like literally like, he'll

51:38

like tell me openly that I'm dating other people and I'll

51:40

be like, it's fine. I keep having sex with them. I'm

51:42

like, this is so stupid. Yeah, that's for sure. That is

51:45

what happens. That is in fact what exactly what happens. Oh,

51:47

I hate that for you. Cause I know that. I know that

51:49

feeling that's literally me. And I don't

51:52

know for me, I was always like, well, maybe I'll get pregnant. Like

51:54

maybe I'll stay with me. That was like so

51:56

weird, but like, I always had that. Totally get

51:59

it. Right. Trisha was saying that

52:01

like with everyone she's ever been with she was like trying

52:03

to get pregnant And like isn't

52:05

it crazy how her body like waited till yes,

52:07

that's so lucky Isn't it crazy thing

52:09

is like and you learn like you can do that, but

52:11

it never like the guy doesn't stay anyway So now you

52:13

have like now you are permanently attached

52:16

to him. My mom did that. Yeah times

52:18

in a room My mom had three intentional

52:20

kids in a row with three different men

52:22

and none of them I know my mom

52:24

married divorced three different men named Richard I

52:26

was like maybe try of the different like

52:29

a different that's on a different name. She's

52:31

consistent But like right by the second Richard

52:33

I'd be like dude like this might be

52:35

the problem I'm gonna work out like you

52:37

know and sure as shit third one was

52:39

the problem. That's so crazy. That's really interesting

52:41

I would love to date a guy with

52:44

like a name. I've already dated though

52:46

cuz it's like you don't worry about mixing them

52:48

up Yeah, I think Sofia Vergara has a new

52:50

husband. Yeah, I'm initial She got his initials tattooed

52:52

but her new man has like the same ones

52:55

as Joe Magnie all over whatever That's

52:59

Iconic I do too. I watch America's Got Talent

53:01

all the time for her. I'm like she's kind

53:03

of everything Yeah, she is every she's like beautiful

53:06

in every way. I've been oh my god. I

53:08

just saw this America's Got Talent Clip

53:11

I keep getting emotional. I've got to get off crying tick-tock

53:13

I cry on tick-tock like three times a day like an

53:15

emotional person I didn't know that about you like you cried

53:17

like a day and I was like I don't know you're

53:19

like a crier like in a cute way in the best

53:21

way. I think it's like no It's newer

53:24

like it's within the last year. I'm really in touch

53:26

with my I feel like the happier

53:28

you are like the hair the happier You're

53:32

like in your feminine, you know So

53:35

like takes care of things I used to be

53:37

like so much like tougher And then I would

53:39

like build up and then have crazy crying breakdowns,

53:41

but now I just like cry whenever but I

53:43

love that I saw this clip on America's Got

53:45

Talent of this guy He was a high school

53:47

janitor his whole life and then the students said

53:49

he was a good singer The

53:52

journey one that don't stop believing Made

53:54

me cry too. It was I got really

53:57

you know, it's just I can't stop thinking

53:59

about it when I want I'm hanging out with them so bad.

54:01

Get them on the pod. I know. I'm

54:04

thinking that since we can't get a

54:06

damn celebrity, we should do Theo Von

54:08

style where we just get like a

54:11

mortician. Yeah, that's cute. We

54:13

could just start doing that. And we know

54:15

so like imagine Sa-Ree on the pod. Like

54:19

we know so many funny people. The biggest way

54:21

for us to get canceled of all time. But

54:23

like should we just start having funny people from

54:25

our life on? I think. I feel

54:27

like, yeah. Like people love Paige and like people not

54:30

that she's random. I mean, like just other people. Yeah.

54:32

I really do love you guys. We could also start

54:34

having pets. And I've been on this pet psychic kick.

54:37

Like I have been wanting to. Are we going to bring

54:39

Murph on the pod? Like why don't we bring Murph on

54:41

the pod and a pet psychic? Yeah. I

54:43

would love that. I'm setting that up. But I'm afraid what

54:45

if they tell me she's unhappy with me and she preferred

54:47

her like previous owners? You would never

54:49

be the same. Yeah, it's only

54:51

positive stuff. I would spend the rest of my life like

54:54

trying to prove myself to her or I would have to

54:56

give her away. Oh, for her. I'm like. Yeah. Oh my

54:58

god. Watch out, Reagan. Oh. You.

55:02

TW. I love the side of TikTok you guys

55:04

are on. Like cat TikTok, crying TikTok. I need to get on

55:06

those sides. What side of TikTok are you on? It's boring. It's

55:09

British. And that's all I'm watching right now. But like no one

55:11

likes Bridgette. Oh, I love Bridgette. But I've been kind of seeing

55:13

the new season. I'm saving it to be my boob job show.

55:15

Oh, that's what I did. Because it was out before my pregnancy.

55:17

But I waited till after the pregnancy to watch it because it

55:19

was like a star pregnancy show. I never watched the first two

55:22

seasons. So I didn't know. Have you now? Yes. So now we're

55:24

going back and watching. What are you on now? Are you starting

55:26

with one? I just started season two. We finished

55:28

one. And so you're doing season two. And then you're going

55:30

to do season one? Season one I think is the best.

55:32

No, we started season one. And now we're on season two.

55:34

So I kind of went back. What is like Bridgette's lore?

55:36

Like I'm just imagining like the, you know all those British

55:38

memes with like the teeth and like. No, it's like it's.

55:43

No, it's like very. It's

55:46

hard to explain. They're basically like courting each other. Like it's the

55:48

season. So you're supposed to be like finding a

55:51

husband. And it's like there's

55:53

so much that goes into it and stuff. And

55:55

they have like big extravagant balls and stuff where

55:57

they like. They're courting each other. Like the

55:59

men are courting. but sometimes girls don't

56:01

get courted and then you have to go

56:03

out again the next season. The next season.

56:06

Yeah. I wouldn't get courted. No, you don't.

56:08

No, you would. You would. But

56:10

sometimes you're a guy you don't want and he's from

56:13

a family you don't want and they don't have as

56:15

much money. Yeah, well, no. Trying

56:17

to relate it to my life. You want

56:19

them to be of the highest. So

56:23

they're gold digging. Yes. It's like

56:25

you and Jake Paul, you came from royalty from two

56:27

sections and then you married together to create like a

56:29

big family. You know what I mean? Yes. And

56:32

it's not for love. It's a love match if you're truly in

56:34

love but a lot of times it's the Jake and Tana where

56:36

it just like it makes sense. Like, okay, you come from a

56:38

bougie family or bougie family like you're gonna marry even if you

56:40

don't love each other. Yeah, that was so trans-actional. You're

56:43

so fucking funny for that. It's very that. I will

56:45

watch Bridgerton and get back to you guys on that.

56:47

Yeah. You put me onto the idol and it changed

56:50

my life. Okay, so this is like the idol for

56:52

me because it's also super horny. I get like really

56:54

horny watching this. Like season one is like.

56:56

Season one is crazy. I'm just constantly like eating them out

56:58

all the time again on a staircase at their family

57:00

home. He's just like, oh, I'm like, it's

57:03

a but also if you get caught like as

57:05

a woman doing that before you're married, like you're,

57:08

like nobody will want you anymore. I hate horny shows when

57:10

I'm alone though because then it's like, I just, I'm taking

57:12

out the vibrator again. I'm like, oh, this whole thing. You

57:14

gotta watch it then when you're with him, yeah. Yeah. I

57:17

can't have sex for six weeks after you have brain. I was like,

57:19

and I'm so horny because the third season is about a fat girl that

57:21

like gets her love story. And I was like, oh, I love this so

57:23

much and the guy's so into her. And I was like, fuck, I wanna

57:25

get fucked so bad. And

57:28

then like in a carrot, he's like fingering her. And she's like, ah, you

57:30

know, like, it makes fingering hot.

57:32

I was like, okay, just stick a finger in there. Oh

57:34

my God, did you see somebody? I probably put a finger

57:36

in there. Somebody asked her like. Yeah, probably. Somebody asked

57:39

her like, what's it like? Like to see

57:41

your body type, like represented on the screen.

57:43

And she responded like literally without even a

57:45

question. She goes, yeah, we're really underrepresented. Like

57:47

the perfect tit community. Yeah. People

57:49

said that. Oh, that's like, come

57:51

on in. They basically were like, you know, like you're big.

57:53

So like. And trying to make it negative and shoot. Yeah,

57:55

just being like, what do you feel about your bodies up

57:57

there? And she's like, well, it's really hard to have perfect.

58:00

She's like, yeah, she's like, I love her.

58:02

And she's everywhere now. She's like, Skims model.

58:04

She's just like, she's so cute. We're saying

58:06

that you saved watching

58:09

Bridgerton till after you were pregnant. And

58:11

it like had me on this whole mental thought

58:14

process right now of like, did you have different cravings

58:16

with Malibu versus Elvis? Like, did you? It's so weird

58:18

when I was pregnant. I like don't have cravings. Like,

58:20

it's so weird. Like, I would like not hungry when

58:22

I'm pregnant because I would kind of breathe. So I

58:24

just like wasn't hungry. I got hungry after pregnancy. So

58:26

I didn't really have any, I wish I did like

58:28

eating chocolate or soap or, you know people eat like

58:30

the weirdest shit when they're pregnant. But I didn't have

58:32

any. In fact, anything I was like trying to eat

58:34

healthier. Cause I was just like, I

58:36

feel so gross. You know what I mean? So I was 263 pounds

58:38

when I gave birth. Now I'm like 223. I

58:41

like lost like a lot of its baby weight, but I

58:43

was like humongous and I like wasn't eating. And I was

58:45

like, I don't like, I was eating, but I just wasn't

58:47

eating anything like shitty. You know, people like gorgeous cells when

58:49

they're pregnant. It's like, I'm eating for two, but I was

58:51

like the opposite. I was humongous. I just know I'm going

58:53

to be like, I know I'm going to be like full,

58:55

like everything swells. Oh, I think I saw you. Maybe it

58:57

was a comment where you're talking about pregnancy face. Did you

58:59

see that on TikTok? Yes. And you're like,

59:01

is this real? And it like people look. You did not have that at

59:03

all. No, I'm like, I didn't know about it either though. And I was

59:05

like, wait, is this a real thing? I had a little bit of pregnancy

59:08

nose in my first one, a little, but some people are like a

59:10

completely different person. Oh, she has my favorite nose ever. It's

59:12

so cute. My nose. I'm like, okay, what?

59:14

I know. I look at your girl's nose.

59:16

It's cute. Yours is like both go up. You have like a

59:18

little like tip go up. You have the cutest nose. I need

59:20

a second nose job. I want one really bad. You should have

59:22

done it together and gotten down time. Like we could have been

59:24

down together. And that's why Dream couldn't

1:00:00

give me the nose drop. Like it was like

1:00:02

bad. Like they said that they look like a

1:00:04

fountain. Oh my God. And then they yeah. Like

1:00:07

every girl in my elementary school she shut

1:00:09

her finger in the door and

1:00:11

they cut the tip of her finger off

1:00:13

and she was just spewing out at everybody.

1:00:15

And we all got covered in blood. Rachel.

1:00:17

Oh my God. That makes me so squeamish.

1:00:19

That's wild. Sorry. Dude the other

1:00:22

day it was I dropped a

1:00:24

mason jar on my ankle and

1:00:26

it shattered on my ankle bone first of all. And I

1:00:28

was like that's what

1:00:31

Sony's. It's like you

1:00:34

can look at it like now look how deep it is.

1:00:36

Oh my God. Did you do it in the hospital?

1:00:39

I was spewing blood absolutely everywhere. And I was

1:00:41

like pain. I was yeah. And it's on the bone.

1:00:43

So it's like you know what I mean. And

1:00:46

I decided to go to Vegas instead of the

1:00:48

hospital. Oh my God. Which was like

1:00:50

just the dumbest decision ever. And I was spewing blood

1:00:52

all around Vegas through my socks all weekend. Like someone

1:00:54

hit it in the club. It was really bad. I

1:00:56

had to like call hotel security

1:00:58

and have them like help me. And like men came

1:01:00

up and they were like helping

1:01:02

me stop spewing. It was like a whole thing. I went

1:01:05

on Instagram live. I was like what a scary. Yeah. Why

1:01:07

don't you go to a hospital. Dude

1:01:09

I have like a serious like I will like die. You

1:01:12

don't want to have one else. Like really. Yeah.

1:01:14

You know that they will help you there. Yeah.

1:01:16

I know. But it's like

1:01:18

I imagine I had to stay there. Like I'm just

1:01:20

not mentally fit for it. You know I don't think

1:01:22

they would make you stay there for that. I know.

1:01:24

I didn't want to go to the Vegas hospital. They

1:01:27

send people home with like their

1:01:29

arm. Yeah. Actually I guess that's true. Like

1:01:31

the wait time. It's like oh my God get

1:01:33

it together. Like I'll just I'm like I'm just

1:01:35

always like there. There's got to be a DIY

1:01:37

hack at home. You know. So I was pinching

1:01:39

it together. Like we have stitches at home. Oh

1:01:42

my gosh. I don't know. I've never had to

1:01:44

get stitches or anything like that. Thank God. But

1:01:46

I'm so squeamish and like blood.

1:01:49

I don't know what I was thinking thinking I

1:01:51

was going to be a nurse. But how are

1:01:53

you going to get never been successful. Your implants.

1:01:55

Are you going to through the nipple. OK. So

1:01:58

they take your nipple off. I don't know. It's

1:02:00

just the bottom. It's just the bottom half of

1:02:02

them. And they kind of open and then they

1:02:04

squeeze them in. I'm literally after this podcast gonna

1:02:06

like assault you. Like I need one last squeeze

1:02:08

of these boobs. Of course. Oh my

1:02:11

God. That's kind of like me. I love your boobs too. I

1:02:14

love my boobs. They're my favorite thing about me. And I love squeezing your

1:02:16

boobs. But like, I mean I was thinking about

1:02:18

that yesterday. I was like, this is my like last day with my

1:02:20

boobs. That is. As I know them. Yeah, it's

1:02:22

kind of sad. But. It's crazy. But

1:02:24

that's why you are still with me. This is like the most talk. I was

1:02:26

about to say the most toxic shit. But like with my nose drop, I had

1:02:28

to just go get it. Oh,

1:02:30

did you? How, oh yeah. How far

1:02:33

in between your consultation to the surgery did you guys have?

1:02:35

Like was it like your consultation the next day you got

1:02:37

the surgery? I had like a week and a half, yeah.

1:02:39

What was yours? My consult was only like a month ago.

1:02:41

But I've been thinking about this for like a long time.

1:02:43

Just made it. And I'm good for you for doing your

1:02:45

research. Well I had to and I'm like, oh

1:02:48

my God. It scares me. Cause there was a point in time where

1:02:50

I was gonna get a BBL. And can you imagine me with a

1:02:52

BBL? That would be wild. But that's

1:02:54

why, and that's how much my mind has changed. Like

1:02:56

I could never imagine myself now with a BBL. So

1:02:58

my God, I don't want to change my mind. Yeah.

1:03:00

But I've had big boobs before. And

1:03:02

so I like know what they look like and

1:03:05

like. You know with my nose job. I know

1:03:07

I want them. I just, with my nose job,

1:03:09

I straight up Googled nose job Los Angeles. Went

1:03:11

to the first option. Did no research and see

1:03:14

one before and after photo from the doctor, nothing.

1:03:16

Wait, what? Isn't that fucking nuts? Why? I

1:03:18

mean, and now I want a second one. Look at

1:03:20

me. But like, isn't that? No, but it could have

1:03:23

gone a lot worse. Yeah, there's some botched ones for

1:03:25

sure. Your nose looks cute. Like I literally just picked

1:03:27

the first person and just went in

1:03:29

and got it. Like it was like, that's just like

1:03:31

on your face. Well, anything permanent. I like, but I

1:03:33

was just like six, 16, seven. Like I didn't know

1:03:35

any better. You were 16 when you got a nose

1:03:37

job. Or like 17. Really?

1:03:40

Did your parents have to sign off for you? And

1:03:42

they're like, okay. Yeah. I

1:03:44

don't think I would sign off for my daughter. Even if she

1:03:46

didn't give a fuck about me. They didn't give a fuck about

1:03:48

me. I'd be like, wait, yeah. Oh, that's so sad. Like yes,

1:03:50

fix your face at 17. Cause it could change. Your nose could

1:03:53

change. And like, you could change at 19. Oh,

1:03:55

but I needed to put a hammer on it. My side

1:03:57

profile. My nose entered the room 16 minutes

1:03:59

before me. Did not my nose

1:04:01

entered the room 16 minutes. What did you

1:04:03

hate about it? What was it that you

1:04:05

like? It was just big. I got a

1:04:07

big nose Like this part

1:04:09

like it didn't slope it like went out. I said,

1:04:11

I love big noses. I think Yeah,

1:04:14

the hottest thing I like girls, too It's

1:04:17

I feel like it's very Bridgerton Yeah,

1:04:20

like Michelangelo Unfortunately, my brain has been like Kardashian a

1:04:22

fight when it comes to like I love a cutie

1:04:24

little pointed nose I do have a cute nose too

1:04:26

But I don't know something out when you see a

1:04:29

girl with a big nose too because like so many people

1:04:31

fix theirs Like the girl from very dancing was so cute and

1:04:33

then she fixed her she looks like everyone else and she's ready

1:04:35

There are certain people who get nose jobs and I'm like, oh

1:04:37

my god, you took away what like made you look Yeah, I

1:04:39

thought I weigh about teeth like people who changed their teeth and

1:04:41

like They had like very

1:04:43

cute like specific teeth like if Sabrina Carpenter ever touches

1:04:45

her teeth I'm gonna die right cuz she does look

1:04:47

you and like they're just her Remember

1:04:50

when I was with Bella Thorne and I got veneer

1:04:52

she cried and I like didn't understand why and she

1:04:54

was like They made like you they

1:04:56

were making you who you are and she was so sad and at

1:04:58

the time I was like Rich

1:05:01

like now I look back and that's like really sweet What did

1:05:03

you not like watch your teeth? My front teeth

1:05:06

are like overlapping and I tried in vis a line But

1:05:09

I just was getting hot Cheetos in the trays That's

1:05:12

like so sad. I feel like I know I mean I

1:05:14

get it look I love it I think they do look

1:05:16

beautiful and I would love them cuz mine are like baby

1:05:18

chicklets But no, I makes me say another one like if

1:05:20

you change your teeth, I'll cry Yeah, I would look I

1:05:23

would look a little crazy I'm sure but I would

1:05:25

love to but also I think you kind of saved me from doing

1:05:27

it because You would always like lose your

1:05:29

tooth and I'm like so hard with my teeth and I'm

1:05:32

like, yeah I would lose it so it's yeah I tell

1:05:34

everyone not to get them unless but now I really I've

1:05:36

never seen any other surgery or procedure change like I

1:05:38

feel like veneers what they were when I got them like

1:05:40

four or five years ago like we're Completely

1:05:42

different than like all the things they have now

1:05:44

like composite and like there's so many other like

1:05:46

back then It was kind of just like saw

1:05:48

him off So are yours a

1:05:51

bright so yours are pointed at them Oh,

1:05:53

I think certain doctors should go to jail

1:05:55

for letting people like our age even do that.

1:05:57

I have healthy teeth I wish anyone like

1:05:59

but also at the time, like everyone had

1:06:01

them and was just like, do it. Like, no

1:06:03

one told me anything. You know, yeah, they were

1:06:05

just really expensive, too. So I was just like,

1:06:07

oh, maybe not so expensive per tooth. I'm like,

1:06:09

that's wild. Yeah. I think the bottom line about

1:06:12

everything is like. Get

1:06:14

what you want to get if it makes you

1:06:16

happy. And like, it comes from a crazy place

1:06:18

of insecurity. Obviously, like you should work out those

1:06:20

demons and stuff like people. I feel sad for

1:06:22

people who get addicted to surgery and shit. But

1:06:24

do you regret fun? We live one life. Yeah.

1:06:27

You know, yeah. When I did my arms, though, like I could

1:06:29

people would say that to me like, oh, like you're just it's

1:06:31

just going to be the next thing. But I did that. And

1:06:33

I was so happy. It was like, I never would you get

1:06:35

done. I just did air sculpt like the like

1:06:37

laser light. But OK, did my arms and

1:06:40

my back. And I was like

1:06:42

so happy. I was like, I love my body. I

1:06:45

just remembered how fucking funny you were

1:06:47

like with your faha. And

1:06:49

my father came to Hawaii. It

1:06:52

was your birthday time, too. Last time I got on your

1:06:54

birthday also. It's a time of year. So you're

1:06:56

going to like that just like made me happy. Like you're going

1:06:58

to be so I forgot how funny you're going to be after

1:07:00

the surgery to right now. I really hope

1:07:02

you can come to Cabo. I do, too. But

1:07:04

I don't want to get your hopes up about

1:07:06

it because I don't want to hematoma. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:09

Can maybe we can put you on a boat. Do

1:07:12

you have to go over water to go to Mexico? No,

1:07:14

just drive. Go

1:07:18

on to on to command the command. And

1:07:20

let me tell you something. I didn't know the

1:07:23

answer. Oh, my God. That makes me feel

1:07:25

so much better. Well, maybe you want to bow. I've

1:07:27

been getting confused about things because I was just on

1:07:29

a flight and I was over the ocean and I

1:07:31

went to Cabo and I was over

1:07:33

the water the whole time. Oh, maybe they took you

1:07:35

to the scenic. I think they did. I think you

1:07:37

do a cruise actually to Mexico. So I think you

1:07:39

could go on a boat. I used to drive to

1:07:41

Mexico. You could also do. Yeah, you could do it

1:07:43

when I lived in Tucson. Oh, my. I'll send someone

1:07:45

to come get you. How long is it from L.A.

1:07:48

to Cabo? I think it might just be like a

1:07:50

we celebrate the situation like I'm loving that because that

1:07:52

means this year for your birthday, we can celebrate a

1:07:54

week later. And we live to see it. We

1:07:57

were going to do that anyway. I love to see

1:07:59

another season. the cancel podcast. No,

1:08:02

what I'm just doing is now nobody's birthday

1:08:04

is like, I'm like, okay, well, we can

1:08:06

do whatever. Yeah. What's

1:08:09

your birthday on Thanksgiving? No, sometimes

1:08:11

it is. Sometimes it isn't. I hope

1:08:13

it falls on Thanksgiving. That's iconic. Sometimes

1:08:15

it does, but sometimes it's six days

1:08:17

away from Thanksgiving. I would make Thanksgiving

1:08:20

all about me to it, but you shouldn't

1:08:22

have made any exams. My

1:08:25

family doesn't do holidays like that. So I'm just like,

1:08:27

but my grandpa and I have like our birthdays are a

1:08:29

few days apart. So we do a joint birthday. That's really

1:08:31

cute. What is it November? What?

1:08:34

Mine's 26. Okay. What can

1:08:36

we talk about? Do you guys think of the title first? Because we always

1:08:38

like to go to the title and then we're like, okay, make sure we

1:08:40

put that like at the end or something like that. Like that's where we'll

1:08:42

go with the title and be like, okay, well, no fucking way. So I

1:08:44

think, okay, I have to talk about Shane for like 10 minutes. I'm like,

1:08:46

okay, what am I gonna talk about Shane? And then you

1:08:49

girls are always the hot topic though. You are a

1:08:51

genius. I think I've ever. No one does that. That's

1:08:53

iconic. Really? I feel like that's always my videos. I

1:08:55

think of a title and then like, okay, how, what

1:08:57

can I talk about? I'll

1:09:00

scheme a title out of like, that's why we

1:09:02

have some crazy clickbait sometimes obviously, because I'll see

1:09:04

my title out of what happened. But

1:09:06

that's so smart to like think of a

1:09:09

title and then I love it and your titles are always like

1:09:11

so out there. I'm like, oh my God, I give Oscar credit

1:09:13

for that. Sometimes they're too out there. I have to be like,

1:09:15

I don't want to get in trouble. You know what I mean?

1:09:18

Like it's like they're like a little crazy, but they're always good.

1:09:20

Like he's so good at titles and thumbnails. So I'm just like,

1:09:22

but they are wild sometimes. I'm like, oh, like I'm like, I

1:09:24

don't want to get in trouble. But yeah. Who could we, who

1:09:26

could we? Trisha Betas exposes.

1:09:29

I don't know if I'm the good clickbait for this. I

1:09:32

could always, because he always knows the clickbait is and I

1:09:34

don't like sometimes I'll never even hear some of the people we

1:09:36

talk about. I'm like, wait, is this, is this what's trending right

1:09:39

now? But I always feel right now with all this, like, like

1:09:41

I feel like all the drama on TikTok right now. I just

1:09:43

like don't fucking know. I'm starting to age out of it. I

1:09:45

feel like because it's like it almost seems like they're

1:09:48

like the younger, like newer. Yeah,

1:09:50

I just, I miss a good like scandal

1:09:53

on TikTok. The Try Guys was everywhere for a

1:09:55

minute when he cheated on his wife. Like, I

1:09:57

love a big like last year, obviously the equal

1:09:59

lately thing. You know, like I just feel like a

1:10:01

big scandal. What happened today, Justin Timberlake got a

1:10:03

DUI. Oh, we were talking about that. Oh yeah,

1:10:06

he looks crazy. I know it's hard to do

1:10:08

a double one because it's like, I

1:10:10

know I said that on the way here, I go, are you

1:10:12

guys even gonna have anything to talk about anymore? I feel like

1:10:14

I'm gonna look like I'm just like the, the, the ruiner. No.

1:10:17

No, but we can, we can also do a double one. I always say,

1:10:19

I want to ask for both of you guys together, but I'm like, I

1:10:21

feel like your schedules are hard to coordinate, but I

1:10:23

like want one too. I don't know anything, but

1:10:25

I'll come on over. I'll debut my tits on

1:10:27

the podcast. Please, I was like, come on, yes.

1:10:30

I want to do a dress Trish where you sit on my lap and then share

1:10:32

the whole time. I'd love to do that. That would be

1:10:34

really cute. Yeah, I think that's cute. And those chairs, because the

1:10:36

chairs are so big and you guys are so small. So just

1:10:38

be really cute. I love it. I love to be like dwarfed

1:10:40

by an item. I want to get a whole house of like

1:10:43

enormous things. Our whole house is oversized

1:10:45

furniture. No, it's my fate.

1:10:47

I'm like, oh my God, look, this huge

1:10:49

four. Yeah. That's

1:10:51

actually really smart to have the huge utensils. That

1:10:53

is so smart. Like my big beauty blender. Oh

1:10:55

my God, she carries this beauty blender. And I

1:10:58

just have to go like, she

1:11:00

takes it everywhere she goes. I love that. And it's so fun. It's

1:11:02

like wet for like a week. Like

1:11:04

it's like, it's so funny. It's amazing. Have you

1:11:06

ever put a beauty blender up your vagina? No,

1:11:09

but I might have to because I'm supposed to

1:11:11

start my period tomorrow. Yeah. And I'm like, BB's

1:11:13

about to be in for it. If BB has

1:11:15

to change your tampon, she deserves so much compensation.

1:11:18

Oh, are you taking care of her? I already

1:11:20

sitting. Oh my God.

1:11:22

Are you from here? Are you from the loop? Yeah.

1:11:24

Okay, okay, I didn't know. I was like, I just, Because

1:11:27

you look like each other. No, we spend

1:11:29

every single waking second together, but poor thing is

1:11:32

gonna be, well, she's already been getting the wrath

1:11:34

from all my, my period

1:11:36

personality. It's gonna start. And

1:11:39

now my real period is supposed to come. How

1:11:41

are you on your period? Are you just like?

1:11:43

Well, I'm fine on it, but like before I'm

1:11:46

evil to people, I just cry a lot before.

1:11:48

Me too, a very emotional starving to death. Just

1:11:51

have to eat everything. Everything, so much Indian food.

1:11:53

Periods suck. Periods do suck. I just, mine just

1:11:56

started getting like really horrible recently. And I don't

1:11:58

know what is going on, but like. Especially

1:24:00

like you're interested in it, right? Like you wanna know all

1:24:02

these questions. I've made so many people watch it because it

1:24:04

was, I mean it was horrible, but it was like, I

1:24:06

just couldn't believe it. What a crazy story, yeah. You know

1:24:08

what that just made me think of? That

1:24:10

family channel that was just, yeah,

1:24:13

which one? There's

1:24:15

a couple, there's a Stauffer's. Within Utah or

1:24:17

Arizona. And they would family vlog and then

1:24:19

the kids were locked in the room and

1:24:21

they just broke out and it was same

1:24:24

thing. Nice track homes, nice houses. No, it

1:24:26

was a $5 million beautiful house but

1:24:30

then they made like a dungeon room to lock them

1:24:32

in. And they wouldn't feed them, who was that? And

1:24:34

the kids had like duct tape to their bone and

1:24:36

shit. Yeah, and they would starve them if

1:24:38

they got in trouble and stuff. No, that was-

1:24:40

And they would do, if they got a cut

1:24:42

or something, they'd put like cayenne and lemon on

1:24:45

it. Oh my God. What was

1:24:47

it? Ruby and Kevin. That's right, yeah.

1:24:49

And you know what was really fucking

1:24:51

crazy? First of all, fuck them,

1:24:53

it's so wild too because if you go back and

1:24:55

watch the vlogs now, there's so many signs of abuse.

1:24:57

The kid being like, she took away my room, type

1:24:59

shit. Oh yeah. But

1:25:02

she was journaling the entire time.

1:25:04

And she incriminated herself. Yeah, but

1:25:06

it seemed like almost like

1:25:09

a schizophrenic or some type of, because she's like,

1:25:11

he has the devil in him, I have to

1:25:13

punish him. It was wild. Yeah,

1:25:15

she definitely thought he was like this evil being

1:25:17

in her house and she had to beat it

1:25:19

out of him or something, which is like so

1:25:21

scary. And it's like psychosis or something. That's like

1:25:23

really wild. That's so wild. I wonder how that,

1:25:25

like, God. Yeah, because she seemed

1:25:27

so normal on vlog, like relatively normal. Well, that's

1:25:30

the thing and people followed. And like, it was

1:25:32

just, I don't know, just strange. I'm happy they're

1:25:35

removed from the situation. Yeah, it's good the kids are

1:25:37

getting out. Like it's kind of wild. But then the

1:25:40

Terpins that we were talking about though, they all went

1:25:42

to different foster homes and then some of them were

1:25:44

still abused in the new foster homes. It was like,

1:25:46

oh my God, how awful. That makes me so sad,

1:25:48

yeah. It's like disgusting. I'm such a religious person in

1:25:51

certain aspects, but then you hear things like that and

1:25:53

it's so sad and hard to like.

1:25:55

Like why? Oh my God, people are

1:25:57

gonna come for me now. I'm like. But what is

1:25:59

the answer to that? I'm in the same boat as

1:26:01

you, I was like, why would he allow that? Like

1:26:03

why? I don't know, I

1:26:05

feel the same way. It's hard, because religion

1:26:07

truly is just like blind faith, because the

1:26:09

second you start trying to reason with logic.

1:26:12

Yeah. But then you have

1:26:14

little things and miracles happen, right? You

1:26:16

see it and you're just like, oh, okay, God is real. When

1:26:19

my daughter fell, she had this bloody nose early on,

1:26:21

and I was just like, oh my God, it's gonna

1:26:23

ruin her face. And literally, I prayed, and the next

1:26:25

morning, she's totally fine, had her passied, the nose was

1:26:27

like, her lip was really swollen, and

1:26:30

then it was totally fine and totally whatever. So I

1:26:32

feel like sometimes there's miracles that happen, and you're just

1:26:34

like, oh my God, I don't know. Or divine intervention,

1:26:36

like you said, or fate. Then

1:26:38

you're like, but yeah, I don't know. I'm starting

1:26:40

to believe

1:26:42

in more universal stuff, and

1:26:45

the stars, and the universe, and stuff like

1:26:47

that, more than I ever have in my

1:26:49

life. Am I about to, what would you

1:26:51

do if you came over one day and

1:26:54

I had a Reiki garden and crystals? You

1:26:56

better admit me somewhere. I would think it's another phase,

1:26:58

probably much more healthy than some of the phases I've

1:27:00

seen you in. That's true. That's true.

1:27:03

The animal boots were like my Reiki garden at

1:27:05

the time. Whatever those Attico boots are that you

1:27:07

still wear to this day are the problem. My

1:27:09

Attico boots are fashion. What are they? I don't

1:27:11

even know what that is. I wear these boots

1:27:13

a lot, and Brooke is really, really cruel off

1:27:15

camera about them. She's literally gonna mean she's a

1:27:18

bully. Don't say that. They try to cancel Brooke.

1:27:20

Don't say that. First the Joris and the Attico

1:27:23

boots. Just about my boots. I don't take

1:27:25

it to a- I just think you're better than the boots. Oh

1:27:28

man. That's nice. It's coming

1:27:30

from a place of love. I think you're above those boots.

1:27:32

I love the fucking boots. I can't find a photo of

1:27:34

the boots. They are. It's like it's something about

1:27:36

the boot that like, they're just straight

1:27:38

down. Straight down. That

1:27:41

doesn't show it. Wait, don't you have them? Aren't these not

1:27:43

the same boots you have? They like

1:27:45

have a skirt on them. Oh,

1:27:48

they're kind of like Givenchy a little bit. They're like leg warmer

1:27:50

boots. I love my other boots. Okay,

1:27:52

they're not bad, but I have also really bad fashion tastes.

1:27:54

I don't know. I'm not like a fashion

1:27:56

girlie at all. You are, you're a ritzy. But

1:27:59

I have like very- base model like I only

1:28:01

have like I only wear the same

1:28:03

outfit in different colors because that's the difference

1:28:05

like I love weird silhouettes and like things

1:28:07

that are necessarily like flattering and well that's

1:28:09

where we won't see eye to eye because

1:28:11

I love like a weird like a weird

1:28:13

ass boot like I'm very yeah like

1:28:16

I'm like a cartoon dresser cuz I just like

1:28:18

I only I will only buy like something if

1:28:20

I know that it has a drawer with like

1:28:22

12 other things like but that it's

1:28:25

good because then you will always be able to look

1:28:28

back on your life and you've had a more universal

1:28:30

style like I definitely will always have things I look

1:28:32

back on I'm like what the fuck but at the

1:28:34

time I thought they were cool you know what I

1:28:36

struggled with and I still kind of do is like

1:28:38

not knowing like what looks good on my particular body

1:28:40

like the amount of years I spent in

1:28:42

high waisted jeans I have a torso this

1:28:44

long I'm bad about that too yeah like

1:28:46

do you know what's been pissing me the

1:28:48

fuck off lately what so

1:28:51

you remember obviously that I

1:28:53

dressed as a dollar bill of course I right I walked

1:28:55

can you amaze Tana

1:28:58

Mongeau dollar bill well it's gonna come up with

1:29:00

you when you bid a dollar bill and

1:29:02

you went toothless that's true but I dressed as

1:29:04

this dollar bill right with this money clip at

1:29:07

the MTV movie Awards and it was in

1:29:09

my like dressing for crazy attention worst dressed era

1:29:11

love that like whatever and it

1:29:13

was crazy but I got bullied so hard to

1:29:16

the point that I almost like was like okay I'll give

1:29:18

up like you know what I mean like that was one

1:29:20

of my last ones what did they say what was the

1:29:22

bull you need to see it and then you'll be

1:29:24

like okay it looked

1:29:26

amazing but it was like you had to stand

1:29:28

with your legs far apart right you know it

1:29:30

was it was a bit it

1:29:33

was a bit aggressive okay but the other day

1:29:35

Kim Petras they only make this one dress what

1:29:37

Kim Petras wore the same dress for this like

1:29:39

Mac campaign like the same exact one I wore

1:29:41

she definitely had to like get it from the

1:29:44

same designer and everyone was like slay dollar girl

1:29:46

and like nobody gave me that and now I

1:29:48

know getting tagged in it and they're like look

1:29:50

down like you did eat and I'm like where

1:29:53

was this what I needed it I thought

1:29:55

you ate at the time I remember seeing it and being like

1:29:57

oh my god I probably saw yeah there's no way that that's

1:30:00

what you thought. I did. I like really hate that.

1:30:02

You hate the Attico boots. I

1:30:04

hate them now because I feel like they don't

1:30:06

suit you. This was me. And

1:30:10

that's the exact reaction. Yeah the legs are

1:30:12

kind of everything. That's so funny. And now

1:30:14

look at this though. I don't remember that.

1:30:16

I can't remember so much but. Dollar. That's

1:30:18

kind of everything. What was

1:30:20

your inspo? Why did you, were you like, I love

1:30:23

it. I love it. Literally it was just the most

1:30:25

asinine like, that's probably the wrong word. I don't know

1:30:27

but that's probably the week. Asinine. Same thing I could

1:30:29

wear. But now I'm trying to find Kim Petrus to

1:30:31

show you like she just did it. It's in the

1:30:33

group chat. Oh yeah she definitely

1:30:36

slayed it. But you did too. Look

1:30:38

at her legs were also far apart. Yeah but you

1:30:40

have to stand that way. But

1:30:42

it's kind of wild huh? Yeah. I don't know.

1:30:45

Whatever. Trisha I just really do want to tell you

1:30:47

this was like the best day ever. Aww. And I

1:30:49

just like appreciate you for always writing for us and

1:30:51

coming on the cancel podcast. I appreciate, I literally wait

1:30:53

for you to say like I want

1:30:56

a podcast but I would literally do it every week with both

1:30:58

of you. Oh my god. I tell you this every

1:31:00

time. Yes please. That's why I DM'd you. I was

1:31:02

like, because I never want to just be like only

1:31:04

DM'ing you when you're like wanting to come on the

1:31:06

podcast. But I was genuinely excited about your boot jumps.

1:31:08

I was like okay. I would love to. I just

1:31:10

love to come on. Whenever you're available. You're my favorite

1:31:12

person on planet earth and today was just so special.

1:31:14

She got me the cutest birthday gift too. Oh I

1:31:16

saw it is so cute. It's so cute. And like

1:31:18

it was so weird yesterday I was talking about wanting

1:31:20

one of those bags so it was just like you

1:31:22

know me so well. Oh I'm so glad. Oh my

1:31:24

gosh. You're just like the sweetest. I'm so happy everything

1:31:27

is baby Elvis family is great. Yeah. I know you're

1:31:29

a rush dad. I was like oh I really wanted you

1:31:31

to meet. Oh I would have I just want to have a

1:31:33

callaboo. Really? Oh yeah she'll come back. She only does one nap

1:31:35

now so she'll come back next time. Oh I just I

1:31:37

never want to ask because I know you don't say no to

1:31:39

people or like you don't like to say no to people.

1:31:41

I said no. Right right right. So it's like I didn't want

1:31:43

to ask. But you want to say no and then say yes

1:31:45

anyway. No you're so different. You're so different. It's so funny

1:31:47

I felt that today though like at the end I was like

1:31:50

so but I didn't want to be like. I didn't feel

1:31:52

like you had to go. Baby Elvis was in you like a

1:31:54

week ago. You know what I mean. So I'm not going to.

1:31:56

So little. No but she was yeah. I'm like vaping. It's

1:31:58

like no. Like let's wait. Wait, how big

1:32:00

was she? She was 10 pounds. Well,

1:32:02

she was nine pounds, seven ounces. Oh my God, Bulls. Yeah, she's

1:32:04

a big baby. So when she came out, I was like, whoa,

1:32:06

you know, it felt such a relief. It was so great. So

1:32:09

I'm just so, so, so, so happy for you. And I love

1:32:11

you more than anyone in the world. I'm happy for you girls.

1:32:13

Congrats on the finish of your tour. I can't wait to be.

1:32:15

We talked about that when I come to one. I want to

1:32:17

come to like all of them. Your next

1:32:19

tour has come on October. Whoever gets Trisha at

1:32:21

their show, it's going to be the

1:32:24

best. I want to go to Albuquerque or something.

1:32:26

Some random one. We should just surprise. I would

1:32:28

absolutely fuck out of a crowd. And it's going

1:32:30

to be so fun. And I love that we're

1:32:32

both in guest droughts right now because that it's,

1:32:34

it's us. It's Paige. It's Trish. That's it. Me

1:32:37

too. Or like the hair, our hair girl or

1:32:39

like someone random, like I'm done. We're done. I

1:32:42

will get back on it. I think I think there

1:32:44

is a drought right now for sure. I think it's

1:32:46

sickle. I think it'll come back to us. Yeah. Maybe

1:32:48

you'll get Glenn Powell soon. Yeah.

1:32:50

I'll be working on that. Especially after all we've

1:32:52

been talking about him. He's

1:32:55

making the rounds. We love you, Trisha Paytas. Everyone go

1:32:57

listen to just Trish even though you already do. And

1:33:00

we love you so very much. Thank you.

1:33:02

Yay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

1:33:04

you.