0:35

remember service torches

0:37

continuing to act up after having

0:39

after big temper tantrum this week

0:42

so how did i didn't notice

0:45

fair warning if you're if

0:48

you're alive

0:49

the easter

0:50

that if this is an m p three file then

0:53

don't worry about it

0:56

yeah has been ah spin

0:58

spin flickering

1:01

i get the times like you and i kind of dodge

1:03

said i didn't really noticed many problems that all

1:05

are all of my twitch streams this week

1:07

went completely without a hitch

1:10

not a single problem i

1:13

didn't have any difficulties with anything

1:16

are we can just on i can just

1:18

move on on a technical of and not

1:21

talk about that year instead

1:23

all there's not even a single

1:26

if you have any kind

1:29

should i close the calculator app that

1:31

i have open on my phone or

1:37

the i you i think what really

1:39

hit is that i can is that

1:41

when you were saying that i could see

1:43

the phone out of the little corner of the

1:45

box of the observing with the view screen

1:48

on and i knew

1:51

i knew for a fact that that get

1:53

you were not lying but the calculator app

1:55

was open and it reminds me of

1:57

of kabul was it

1:59

the uma like

2:00

the regular three weeks ago we had the this

2:03

this goof about like why would you rather people

2:05

see your search history or

2:07

your calculator history for a

2:10

, ah out as get

2:12

your ass yea and yeah

2:14

i ah i'm going to change my answer

2:17

is definitely the calculator history

2:22

ah yeah no calculators

2:24

need incognito mode

2:27

the

2:30

yeah okay so second

2:34

or so i didn't so i had a stream this week in

2:36

which i was playing or ice omnium

2:38

files to the nirvana initiative

2:40

and i ran into a puzzle was required

2:42

the multiplication and discovered that

2:45

i

2:46

had some very

2:48

basic fundamental misunderstanding

2:51

says how multiplication work which

2:53

caused me to

2:54

double on it for like forty

2:56

minutes because one

2:59

of my mods diana know they're not

3:01

i have a yellow couch decided

3:03

to put it in email

3:05

mode though that no one can help

3:07

me with my

3:09

math problems because

3:12

i thought to times zero he was one

3:14

because i thought that

3:17

everything time zero equal one in

3:19

fact it is ah a number

3:22

to the power of zero is

3:24

one different

3:29

what's weird is ideal you played this normally

3:32

the second time and energy cosi

3:34

game has never done

3:36

this domain but the first time no

3:38

one saw them from and what it was

3:41

is that nine nine nine

3:44

taught me that i am

3:46

absolutely fucking

3:48

crash as sudoku oh

3:51

yes yeah yeah yes sir

3:53

sure

3:54

that there's a there's a puzzle and

3:56

nine i nine on the b s which is just

3:58

a sudoku puzzle and

4:00

it taught me that i am god

4:03

damn awful

4:05

here of now i would you had

4:07

this joker i would like to

4:11

start my side of this by just saying

4:13

that the the ,

4:15

this is is pretty great example

4:17

of example the contrast between

4:20

our styles of execution you see

4:22

when power has an exemption scheduled

4:24

he will sharpen up his axe put

4:27

his mask on ah come

4:29

down and leads you out to the block

4:32

throw your head down and before

4:34

the county even begins to start swinging

4:37

ah yeah i prefer to walk

4:40

into i room and the

4:43

rope on the table

4:45

that yeah to stare at you with

4:48

yeah average human and we stare

4:50

at each other and of scott awkward you kids

4:52

is yours

4:54

it cannot figure out what you're supposed

4:56

to do with the rope with ,

4:58

enough enough

5:01

now do you have now do

5:03

know

5:06

oh yeah

5:08

that

5:09

maybe visual novel games

5:11

you learn all sorts of interesting things

5:14

yeah so of good

5:17

thing you have the he didn't win any

5:19

contests here in canada that involved

5:21

you being asked a skill testing question

5:24

which is mandatory to receive your price

5:27

yeah the the most important thing about

5:29

the skill testing question now is set you

5:31

don't have to answer it on the spot

5:33

right sure you use it you will

5:35

you only have to answer it upon casting

5:37

it in sir

5:39

but also i'm you

5:41

absolutely will be denied

5:44

your prize if you get it wrong it's

5:46

happened yeah it it has absolutely

5:48

happens

5:49

they get to cases in which people lost out

5:51

on million dollar payout because they

5:54

screwed up like bed mess or pam

5:56

das depending on where you're you're from bomb

5:59

das because was in french member

6:01

emerson for that so now

6:04

what what was what what's

6:06

important the when

6:11

when i was dreaming that is i entered

6:14

into a parallel universe in which

6:16

i used to be able to do math but now the new

6:18

version that people are watching has

6:20

, path that can't do math anymore and aren't

6:23

i'm starting to worry the

6:25

i've always thought i was a pretty good smart guy

6:29

and i'm like box in all sorts

6:31

of like normal last

6:33

third grade fourth grade math situations

6:37

and there's types of puzzles

6:39

that i have never solved once

6:41

in my life

6:43

i can't do a slide puzzle

6:46

yeah i like

6:48

flight the flight can't do that i don't understand

6:50

so i think the way to think about it is to

6:53

look at the trajectory of what's last

6:55

and kind of think about how many

6:57

bumps along the way are going to actually

7:00

require you to solve something mathematically

7:03

and there's not many matthew

7:06

there's not many math hurdles left in the way

7:09

though that's not going to get any

7:11

minor math hurdles are artificial

7:13

was is kind of a bummer

7:15

and while it's fun

7:17

to go brush up on

7:19

you know some wikipedia history

7:22

or go you know v

7:24

learn a reread some other interesting things

7:27

you might have looked at and school nobody

7:29

goes and does timetables for fun right

7:32

now nothing about like a some stuff in it

7:34

that you learn in high school that you might go back and do for

7:36

fun it is an adult masses not one of those

7:38

things

7:41

this year big know unless you're a humongous

7:43

nerd

7:43

this doesn't apply enough

7:46

the i had to take in my last

7:48

year of university ah a turns

7:50

out i had to have a math credit as agenda

7:52

credit and i've

7:54

been putting it all plate and quite remember that the

7:58

i took you know ended up rage and

8:00

at math course in my fourth year of

8:02

university and and as his that has

8:04

like twenty four the time

8:07

so it had been ah like

8:09

high school grade eleven when i

8:11

into that sort of would it be like

8:13

eight years that i'd

8:15

done any math at all and

8:17

i remember reading the whole math

8:20

textbook the

8:22

night before both of the exams

8:24

would have a professor at work

8:28

except i passed caesar's

8:31

that's not supposed own

8:33

it's not

8:35

it's not and the shit you an idea that

8:38

the sit you read an hour before you fall asleep

8:40

is pretty much gone anyway

8:43

the exact about the sit you read an hour for you fall

8:45

asleep as though is the easiest to integrate

8:48

near memory is is it the other way around

8:50

if the other way around the sales are reading

8:53

and studying like ah an

8:55

hour or two before sleep will integrate

8:57

into your into your memory for easily reason

9:00

up in the middle of the day with that the right it doesn't seem like

9:02

that for me because whenever i say i pass

9:04

out with like a page or

9:06

a podcast and i'll stop at right before

9:08

i pass out i zen

9:11

have to go back and i had i'll have to

9:13

go back like five six minutes and that podcast

9:15

to remit to catch back to where i remembered

9:18

ah well

9:19

it depends how you gonna sleep if

9:21

you're going asleep when your body fails you

9:24

that's one thing because he

9:26

asked me active participation

9:28

in the memory

9:29

and then sleep shortly thereafter

9:32

but i know you and i know me

9:34

usually when we are sleep is

9:36

because we're like and droop and i canceled

9:38

my life i need to go sleep

9:41

now that known as bad as the active

9:43

brain oh well i haven't had that alert

9:46

i don't know what that the with the no i haven't i haven't

9:48

had that since i was childless

9:51

yeah are so yeah

9:54

i'm not know like sony as you say

9:56

that should work out a know man yeah

9:58

i know how much you sutra the university system

10:01

at all the like you'd

10:04

you'd be fuckin amazed what

10:06

somebody with obsessive compulsive disorder

10:09

procrastination issues and

10:11

the a healthy dose of fear for

10:13

her can accomplish in the

10:15

three hours before that essays do

10:18

yeah it's like the man

10:22

oh it it's crazy how

10:24

you can just they can use

10:26

the second

10:28

what the called

10:31

the chicago

10:33

a p fucking bullshit

10:35

the fucking find sources based

10:37

off any bullshit you fuckin make up

10:39

in your head and you'll you'll find it i've

10:42

i've told you internet that i've you can find a source

10:45

of zoc and about the the the

10:47

example of the person who

10:49

i met in college who was on their

10:51

way to med school

10:53

lead to basically

10:55

be a neurosurgeon and

10:58

see was oh

11:00

really not smart

11:03

individual she was surprisingly

11:06

slow and a

11:09

and just like lot not lot of common

11:11

sense is pretty kind of kind of dumb

11:13

news it was a bit yeah wilde

11:15

right but

11:17

i'm unbelievable memory

11:20

the ability to recall l l

11:22

l o that was all it takes

11:24

to us all doctoring is it

11:26

was you i mean at the end of the day i guess if

11:28

you have perfect recall and you perfectly recall

11:30

what to do in a situation that you know

11:32

like bone connected to the gas or the

11:35

neighbor i guess i'll get the job done

11:37

but it was of moment of like

11:42

this versus someone saving

11:44

lives vets you know

11:47

is is staring blackface

11:50

that the anyway it was just like okay

11:52

this is all about memorization you know you

11:54

can get really far

11:56

yeah dunno man like whenever whenever

11:58

i wasn't in cool ah

12:01

there i always liked just went

12:03

then like a do i need to know this

12:06

for the next two hours

12:08

or can go learn it and i'll have

12:10

it for the rest of the day and

12:13

then it can go now it can go

12:16

far away

12:18

that if you want me to explain you

12:20

the the does pay staff

12:23

this to resurrect era

12:25

that i downloaded off of game facto

12:28

com i printed out with my new printer

12:31

that includes fighting onyx weapon

12:33

and getting sephiroth on your party like

12:36

i could probably muddle those through to you

12:38

20 when

12:40

we were talking about the

12:43

end

12:46

a the ones came with

12:48

ff6 as when well then

12:51

described

12:52

how he printed

12:54

out a list

12:57

of secrets of f

12:59

f s, i was like 90 pages

13:01

are some ridiculous shit and they were

13:03

all fish secrets from game

13:05

found a ravell sit there all garbage

13:07

incredible ah , okay

13:10

okay just before just

13:13

move on here ah i'm

13:16

going to see if there's anything

13:18

my and can do to help with what's twitch

13:20

which is going on twitch wise so

13:23

ltd okay let's just do a quick artery

13:25

start ah i'm okay

13:27

just to make sure because it's to make pretty bad

13:31

pretty rough parents so

13:34

the back in a second get

13:37

some let's see if that helps

13:39

that little bit

13:44

anyways

13:48

so yes let those

13:50

parts of your brain die you'll never use

13:52

them again okay

13:55

except for the next to she coach again

13:57

where yeah you'll then be

14:00

we hadn't heard about the philadelphia

14:02

experiment no

14:07

a like like i couldn't

14:09

believe it like it's it that

14:12

mans writing style is is

14:14

at is a parody of itself

14:16

but i i mean it's i think that thing

14:19

where a character says something like that

14:21

in the middle of anatomy or south is

14:23

also a way of like sewing

14:25

attacked are being really smart

14:27

that they're aware of yeah like of tous

14:29

moments and like foreign history and

14:33

the i

14:34

so it's it's a it's a very

14:37

it's a very the

14:40

minor spoilers for the first

14:42

game and even less so for the second but

14:45

the aissami files to

14:47

engages in when i asked why can

14:49

only imagine is

14:51

a video game stories

14:54

the first attempt to gaslight

14:56

the player character them

14:59

in which in

15:01

the first game what a character

15:03

starts going off on the ot cosi

15:06

conspiracy wagon you

15:08

know morphogenesis enter

15:11

the evil corporation that that

15:13

see thing from space in the the

15:15

the aliens my last an infinite bank

15:17

account the set up all this bullshit and

15:20

then that ends up being kind of a

15:23

a red herring kind of thing and

15:26

then you start the second game and

15:28

within maybe an hour and a half of

15:30

that company exists

15:33

it is real it

15:35

is actually all about that

15:38

shit that you thought was faiths out

15:41

it is actually even crazier

15:45

then it was described by somebody you

15:47

thought was not in

15:49

the first game

15:52

that's why it is fucking weird

15:57

the games great that games

15:59

great

16:02

nothing else to say other than it's great

16:07

okay yeah

16:11

i got the idea there's not many questions

16:13

to ask if is a slight i'm

16:16

just like at like they are we gonna get

16:19

the game ten years from now

16:21

that he puts out where the final

16:24

dramatic moment will be solving a wardle

16:28

wikimedia maybe maybe when i like

16:30

why not for on the where are we just on the timeline

16:33

for a wardrobe a word all to be the final

16:35

dramatic thing

16:39

there anyway so

16:42

that i mean that mass her

16:45

the i

16:48

guess we're all my weaknesses of the math might

16:50

as well right on

16:53

the other stuff i played this week

16:55

oh it's er it's the

16:57

it's a i saw me and files

16:59

to is good digital was

17:02

actually not good at all two

17:05

things one there's a problem

17:09

with people's overall taste

17:11

and the seem rating system where

17:13

it just has positive or negative

17:16

reviews and then says very positive are overwhelmingly

17:18

positive are mostly negative or you know

17:20

what have you right arm people

17:24

taste is trash

17:27

so a ah

17:30

no little indie game a

17:33

, or game ah

17:35

hits the steam called madison

17:38

and ah oh looks

17:40

like a pc gamer or what have

17:42

you ah and the

17:45

gop horrific to reviews

17:47

and it's very positive and

17:50

i might why i play horror games or

17:52

are liable to same as horror game

17:54

right arm

17:58

wow

17:59

fucking terrible

18:03

like

18:04

absolutely

18:06

god damn awful

18:09

almost every respect

18:14

it is in fact it is awful

18:16

in a so osaka page about

18:18

this earlier

18:20

or i feel like i played like sixty or maybe

18:22

seventy percent of all

18:24

horror games right

18:27

cause of shit storm and and shirted

18:29

the histories right arm and all

18:32

the bad ones are bad in the

18:34

same way which is

18:36

what's so frustrating about the genre they

18:38

all try for random some

18:40

scares the note citizen

18:42

or they don't have the right audio visual

18:45

design or their core concept

18:48

is blame in a way that makes

18:51

it so that it doesn't get you

18:53

right and that's why you get stuff like the original

18:55

slender man three the game that

18:58

was cheap and poorly made but actually

19:00

kind of excellent and you're like oh yes

19:04

madison is visually pretty nice

19:06

and it's clear that a lot of work went

19:08

into it and they try a couple

19:11

cool new tricks and

19:13

they are

19:15

the

19:16

it is

19:18

wander around a spooky house

19:20

right ah that like pt

19:23

in which noises and you gotta find items

19:26

and puzzles and that kind of thing

19:29

there are a very very very

19:32

rare enemy encounters

19:37

and the the problem is

19:41

it it's core concept and it's execution

19:43

for one ah it's a haunted

19:45

house story that wants to be about a which

19:47

calls but then there's like four

19:49

or five random other ghosts

19:52

that you deal with more no reason with feels

19:54

like for little games combined into one

19:57

little the video is am rica

20:00

yeah it has a bad tendency

20:02

of warning

20:04

though he the horror games it's it's

20:06

a tough to make you look at the

20:09

thing they want you to be scared of and

20:11

this game has a really bad it's a

20:13

hallway crawler lagging on a house

20:15

like t t in which i somehow missed

20:18

almost every like visual

20:21

spook the tried to cross my field

20:23

of vision and to solve that

20:25

in the game what they do is

20:27

they create situations in which they lock

20:30

you into like

20:32

a square or like a rumor like

20:34

a closet or of after him on

20:36

, that you have to listen

20:38

to like the audio log or the spooky

20:41

noises or you have to be looking

20:43

in a certain direction so the you see the

20:45

monster but the end result

20:47

is that every time you get locked a new go

20:50

oh cool i'm fine nothing can

20:52

hurt me ah

20:54

ah right because the game doesn't

20:57

have combat really rare

20:59

okay so then then

21:02

becomes wise it's so

21:04

overwhelmingly positive

21:06

i got because people are are more on

21:08

arm is that there's a there's a sequence

21:11

in the middle of the game that is like dawn

21:15

asleep or stolen a seemingly pour

21:17

in which they reorient the houses

21:20

architecture and you're walking around

21:22

playing gramophone to play a

21:24

song called loonies while the

21:26

blue nice monster is running around to

21:28

kill you

21:32

and up you have to play

21:34

the gramophone for like fifty seconds

21:36

in order to complete the

21:38

thing ah and it's random

21:41

as to whether or not you'll get the item you need and

21:43

the whole time the monster is spawning

21:45

and is invincible are

21:48

you have to take try take a photo of

21:50

it while it gets close to you based off

21:52

of an audio q so you're

21:55

ah

21:56

you're you're playing this gramophone and the

21:58

song is for

22:01

to listen to it is life

22:05

the you the year syria

22:09

and

22:10

the monster

22:12

will cut through walls

22:14

the get like right through the wall nice

22:17

to get you

22:18

what you're supposed to be like looking out and

22:20

will when you play the gramophone the camera

22:22

lox to the gramophone for a playing

22:25

music over the it's own audio queue

22:27

to tell you that the mods it's center for

22:29

the ball oh

22:33

not bad it's one of those gave

22:35

the has like no highlights or anything

22:37

and you want to get like a cassette tape to play

22:40

in that of trigger the next part of the scripting right

22:42

every t item in the game the

22:46

hears based off the scripting

22:48

of the last item that you had to do

22:51

so

22:52

mina standard war game that requires

22:54

items that are locked doors or do puzzles

22:57

most of those items just happened

22:59

to exist and you're going to wander

23:01

around you going to pick most of the mob and then

23:03

use them as you would most

23:05

items in the game don't show up

23:08

unless you did the last step in the chain

23:10

so all like explore the whole house

23:12

and every single room

23:14

then i'll go oh in in the

23:17

bathroom their turns out there was a rants

23:19

i didn't see and when i pick up the

23:21

reds that is

23:23

one the cassette tapes spawns all

23:25

the way on the other side of the house has

23:27

so now i have to read scrape

23:30

the whole house and

23:33

then handed over handed

23:35

over and over and

23:37

over yeah no

23:40

that's grounds from are absolutely

23:42

fucking not playing that you eat

23:44

right okay multiple

23:47

okay scrape is not a real scrape

23:49

that's all the neck yeah

23:52

the air yes that the whether or not

23:54

you find something in a room depends on whether or not

23:56

you picked the right item in the earlier

23:58

part of the house and a household totally

24:00

open the whole time and on top

24:02

of that i really appreciate

24:05

what they did they tried

24:08

to do a really cool sound technique

24:11

there is a cell my words they're using what i

24:13

wanna say is maybe two

24:15

to three hundred sounds of a door

24:17

creaking thunder of ah

24:21

simmering noise ah suspicious

24:23

tear moving he noticed little

24:25

ambient noise that you've heard it in a totally

24:28

empty house supposedly be i hope is that

24:30

right

24:31

hundreds of

24:33

and a play randomly in

24:36

in your headphones is three the audio as

24:38

i play randomly usually outside your your

24:40

your field of vision to make you think

24:42

that something's behind you have more you know

24:44

something's snooki arm

24:47

as the the execution

24:49

of that is those shittiest i

24:51

seen for any audio technique in any game ever

24:54

because ah they play forty

24:56

five seconds to ninety seconds

24:59

every time

25:00

almost

25:02

like it within as you hear a noise

25:05

you wait forty five seconds and then you have another

25:07

forty five seconds before the next noises gonna play

25:10

over and over and over the whole time ooh

25:13

and ah enemies

25:15

don't exist when you're actually exploring

25:18

around

25:19

so it's nothing though

25:21

almost with within like ten

25:23

minutes

25:25

all those little noises just

25:27

announced amount to like kind

25:29

of annoying background noise

25:32

they got their hot they're

25:34

constantly try to be like book

25:36

their why you're like know it's

25:38

it's nothing and i know it's nothing it's

25:41

it's it's because i'm hearing like almost like it's like

25:43

a poorly made kind of like fathom a phobia

25:45

type game but yeah scripting

25:49

is what's making the whole thing

25:51

not work

25:52

and

25:53

implementing anti speed run tax

25:56

and you know things like that all

25:59

you are you

25:59

more okay so for the the last

26:02

i'm blessed half hour

26:05

the me in the church gave up

26:07

and i had a mod just feeding me a

26:10

guide on like here here here here

26:12

rights including me testing

26:14

the game for streaming like you know bs stuff

26:17

ink and all that it's or

26:19

and credits and credits four point one

26:21

hours to be

26:23

there are

26:24

very they extended made

26:27

section in the game that

26:30

is a pure maze

26:32

then there's an extended puzzle

26:35

section in the game was requires time hopping

26:38

that also has multiple has

26:40

for mazes in it that all suffer

26:43

and as i'm doing it

26:44

there's i'm trying to figure out

26:46

if there's even an item in my room and

26:49

i still beat it in four

26:51

hours i'm like this

26:53

feels like a sequence

26:55

that has been implemented explicitly

26:58

to beat the riff on timers just burn

27:01

the clock all my ah

27:03

thoughts you

27:05

, those two sequences out

27:07

ah and and the game with

27:09

a little more straightforward about what you actually

27:12

needed you could cross says

27:14

my luck in two hours no problem

27:17

her or her and then that

27:19

and it's forty bucks it

27:22

it's fairly expensive

27:24

as an indie horror game and then

27:26

then part is at the end and

27:28

you're like a damning is terrible

27:31

the arab

27:32

and you get to the at you're like wow

27:34

what an absolute fucking

27:37

piece of shit and

27:39

the first thing that moses the

27:42

for the credits even start is

27:44

in memory of and

27:47

it's the it's the family

27:49

member who who passed away

27:52

and i'm like oh

27:54

rod that

27:56

oh man of as

27:58

a feel good ordered some but

28:00

the not good

28:02

no it does it all and also

28:04

bonus there's

28:07

there's a three dollar deal see to change

28:09

the skin of your magic camera

28:13

nice roka

28:15

imo

28:18

yeah is just

28:21

the absolute piece of fucking

28:23

shit and the thing that that

28:25

i took away from this more they they is that when

28:28

you look at reviews for a four game

28:30

on steam people , for

28:32

a half hour and a ghost

28:34

materializes in front of them and hit them

28:36

with the jump scare of and all that was scary

28:39

good work and so i was i was about

28:41

to ask like going back to

28:43

the overwhelmingly positive reviews

28:46

way worse like

28:48

you can you then use that metric

28:51

on that genre you know

28:53

no

28:55

no

28:58

a lot of horror games are bad

29:00

like a lot like a lot

29:03

of war games are bad and i bet

29:05

all i'm curious i guess i'm i'm

29:07

thinking hey what's a highly anticipated

29:10

city horror game in town rice

29:13

or this and i'm like okay

29:17

so madison was it

29:19

madison okay okay

29:22

a machine for pigs does in fact have

29:24

mixed reviews goods

29:28

decades terrible what

29:30

about any easier rebirth very

29:32

positive that game

29:34

sucks

29:37

it's not scary

29:40

yeah so

29:42

yeah no

29:45

yeah you off let's

29:47

go hit the medium oh medium

29:49

bet the medium has liberties

29:53

the blue gonna bloomer teens the medium

29:55

that's right very positive

29:58

yeah muslim

29:59

more movies roka now

30:02

i'm a horror criticism

30:04

for game same here same set

30:06

of i would have any difference yeah

30:09

okay that makes sense

30:11

ah now

30:14

i'm probably you

30:16

know a bit like already toity

30:19

my own ass like isis why

30:22

not from the the the

30:25

section of also section it can spit at spit

30:28

because it played so many horror games my

30:31

yeah no

30:33

like and i would love ah

30:36

i would love to see completed statistics

30:39

on madison for for wide

30:41

the achievements because like

30:45

feels to

30:48

make itself last items

30:52

from you just

30:53

just infuriating

30:56

man the

30:58

refund time scam

31:00

tax is is pretty

31:03

amazing to that's also like you

31:05

need to the environment we're in we're we're

31:07

living in a time where that is what steams

31:10

goal of that's what's themes policy is

31:13

at you just want to see like if that ever changes

31:15

to do games start coming

31:17

out that like time themselves differently

31:20

in and all that is absolutely already haven't

31:24

like one hundred percent is is it's

31:27

must see at madison is terrible

31:30

bad game

31:32

i also

31:34

there's something else with my time that

31:37

was awful i

31:39

played after fourteen but specifically

31:42

i decided that i wanted to go do

31:44

an old piece of content called eureka

31:46

that i had never done and

31:50

i get say they wanted to make

31:52

it part of the game that was more like sf eleven

31:54

were you just wander around and kill enemies

31:56

like a lot less structured along

31:59

a lot

31:59

more like free form their stuff you didn't

32:03

oh yeah there's , and tons and

32:05

tons and tons of stuff i did there are

32:08

then i had four stages

32:10

that are by areas that you advance to and

32:13

i got to pago switch is the second

32:15

one and i had heard people

32:17

say wow i really like it and i was

32:19

i thought they were exaggerating

32:24

it this particular states

32:26

pago in eureka nfl fourteen

32:29

is the worst piece of content ever

32:31

released for ff forty it

32:33

it is hands down the

32:36

the worst thing they have

32:38

ever made

32:40

it's impressive alka it's impressive

32:43

and how bad it it

32:45

why it is you know this and dodger

32:48

overtime so i

32:50

sub everyone i knew complained about

32:52

a fact when it came out came out like four years

32:54

ago and i didn't care about the rewards

32:57

and i just can't didn't have time

32:59

to do it ah now they've toned down

33:02

a little bit in terms of the grinds and

33:04

there's and item an item out of it's nice that i can't

33:06

be that bad know my friends already did it's a they

33:08

already know how to help me out with it

33:12

the i go when i go okay well the first

33:14

one is not bad the first days

33:17

and then i do that and i get to the second

33:19

one which is part as they all case others

33:23

there is it

33:25

be that bad can oh yeah oh

33:27

wow wow

33:30

it is terrible it

33:33

is a big big fucking

33:36

giant zone

33:38

where they want you to just kill enemies

33:40

over and over and over and over and

33:43

also fight like public bosses

33:46

but you need to grind to currencies

33:48

and grinding regular enemies

33:51

doesn't get you currency to and grinding

33:53

the bosses doesn't get your currency one the

33:56

you have to split your time between the two the

33:59

zone is just huge

34:02

and has all these rocks little kill you

34:05

and a high level as me that seal

34:07

off parts of the zone that you have

34:09

to like slowly

34:11

walked past even though you're trying to rush

34:13

to a public boss to get to it before

34:16

other people in the zone who are tired of waiting

34:18

till it is a that guys

34:21

block in miserable is that what

34:23

ff eleven was

34:25

so this is the the core

34:27

issue they had as they wanted to have something

34:29

that was like relaxed

34:31

, i you just hang out with your friends for a couple

34:34

hours and kill enemies yada yada but

34:36

the thing is is that you saw least

34:38

enough as a fourteen gameplay that if

34:40

click click click other

34:43

button click other button you know your it's a

34:45

active in person rang in

34:47

ff eleven

34:49

your damage is recorded

34:51

as are displayed or talked

34:53

about not as dps

34:56

what a d p m it's damage

34:58

per minute because

35:02

skills in ff eleven or

35:04

minutes apart

35:06

on cooled our your

35:08

your your auto attacking most

35:10

of the time and you're

35:13

trying to line up your your cool

35:15

downs with your friends to

35:17

get skilled teams so

35:19

it is you can absolutely

35:22

just there and

35:24

hang your all i'm auto attack whatever

35:26

and skill

35:27

in a relaxed i

35:29

say meanwhile you apply the same area

35:32

design to fourteen

35:34

where you have to push a button ever two and a half seconds

35:38

suddenly it's not relaxed is actually

35:41

like super super

35:43

like has to be focus is is

35:45

an annoying and feels like

35:47

it takes ten times as long then

35:51

oh god and some folks

35:53

are say it can't be as bad as another

35:56

piece of content the game that is terrible called

35:58

diadem it might be

36:00

true the died and was so bad

36:02

it was actually removed from the game on purpose

36:05

the only pieces the game that was so bad

36:07

i say that they just said me i ripped

36:09

the whole thing out then

36:12

used the zone they had made

36:15

for it and turned it into like

36:17

a crafting and gathering area that

36:19

didn't have any of the old stuff in it

36:21

and was just i just posted after

36:23

the site i see a lotta

36:25

as of right now it is

36:28

it is crazy has city

36:31

pargas was i did not it

36:33

did not believe people when they told me

36:37

they should have and the worst part

36:39

is

36:40

that it a for area

36:42

chain you have to do the wind one

36:44

the ice one the fire one in the water one

36:46

to get the the rewards that you

36:48

actually want the when one fun

36:52

the fire one spine and the water

36:54

one's good

36:56

what's that one dead ass in the

36:58

middle as you've already started

37:00

and you've already put ten hours then

37:03

so goddamn stress

37:06

that is making me reconsider spending any time

37:08

in there at all

37:10

that is this like

37:13

stop that how old is this

37:15

can relative to other shit like is this right

37:17

after a realm reborn

37:19

this is storm blood south africa

37:23

that's a couple

37:25

it yeah it's a couple years in a couple years

37:27

ago aca the

37:30

you get to see like they made up of

37:32

version of it for souter breyer

37:34

skull basa that was much

37:37

better ending is extremely well

37:39

received and sixth all of the problems

37:42

that's great

37:44

did you go back and none of those solutions

37:46

are retroactive

37:49

and besides it boss at first

37:52

i go back to eureka and i go oh wow

37:54

this is suzie terrible version

37:56

of that thing that i already did

38:00

what i want the shiny thing at the end

38:05

why i i'm gonna do it

38:09

so when you describe i guess

38:11

i'm just what i'm thinking would when you when you're describing

38:13

like a a bad piece of fourteen

38:15

content i'm yeah

38:17

how does that compare to

38:19

go what

38:21

does that mean i'm actually know what does that

38:24

mean but how does that compare to pre

38:26

reborn fourteen like

38:29

that's a com

38:31

the like

38:32

that

38:33

there are documentaries there's a documentary

38:35

you can check out don't know club that

38:37

goes

38:38

fairly and death in the one one point our

38:40

was on one

38:42

way know like using the menus

38:45

was arduous

38:46

because it would take the server on every

38:49

fucking move smoking your goddamn

38:51

parser okay okay thrive

38:54

, after forty version one point

38:56

out you had to craft facing

38:58

like north or south depending

39:00

on the time of day to get the right

39:03

elemental product reason your weapon

39:08

weapon like it is it is it

39:11

, never fourteen one point

39:13

out is trash on a level

39:15

that is difficult to actually

39:17

even understand okay i will that because

39:19

i'm when i hear bike bad i'm i'm

39:21

like front of put this all in a frame of

39:23

reference you know ah know

39:25

when i thought that bad content and fourteen

39:28

now it is in comparison

39:30

to with existing contents as somebody

39:32

in the sat points out the

39:34

you reach your portions of ever fourteen

39:37

are still a game that can be played

39:40

as opposed to a game

39:42

that you basically can't not

39:46

because it's not around anymore because

39:48

it was so

39:50

actually functionally broken

39:52

on every level

39:59

well the years now

40:02

so bad power goes is

40:05

argos is so bad

40:07

that when me and my friends are finished playing on sunday

40:09

i said does anyone want to go and a couple

40:12

of them begrudgingly said yes because they wanted

40:14

stuff from it and a friend of mine could

40:16

not go because he had not finish the prior

40:18

stuff right is it's

40:20

sequential so instead of doing park

40:22

house we spent most of the

40:24

evening getting them up to date

40:27

you early so that there

40:30

would be an extra person to help

40:32

us get through pago faster

40:37

hey

40:40

hey new kids getting through power

40:42

goes as fast as possible is

40:45

wouldn't really important

40:47

and one person down his is

40:50

detrimental

40:51

oh also just for for they

40:53

because the ff eleven comparisons

40:58

when you're in a big boring area that enemies

41:00

are much stronger than usual can kill you more easily

41:02

blah blah right years was the grinding

41:04

them for xp and building up your line

41:06

all this crap ah and there's super

41:09

tough enemies wandering around the can one shot

41:11

youth shot youth walk past them normally

41:13

that would be annoying

41:16

eureka is the only

41:18

it the only fuckin part

41:21

in the entire game in which you

41:23

are going a d level

41:25

if you get killed jesus christ

41:28

the plaza you lose a little bit of xp

41:31

and you can still the level but it's always so busy

41:33

somebody raises you that

41:36

these , are old and poorly

41:38

populated so yeah know if somebody doesn't

41:40

pick you up and six minutes yeah know you could

41:42

absolutely d level and looks like

41:44

forty minutes with fucking progress move

41:48

wow okay it's

41:51

really just moon that the excellence

41:57

be good progress as the shittiest it becomes

41:59

even city

42:00

they'll let me explain that

42:02

because it's so bad at people to like

42:04

a the rewards and six a stepping stone and

42:07

it's old let's say the population

42:09

of the wind one which is the first one is like seventy

42:11

people out of one hundred forty four the instance right

42:13

that's fine that's fine nice healthy

42:15

number right you can get groups

42:18

together the this together system

42:20

will scale appropriately and

42:22

then you got a partisan their sixteen people

42:24

in their eight of them are bots

42:26

going to farm some item who who's and

42:28

the remaining seven or own a group at the

42:31

highest level and of the instance and

42:33

don't give a fuck about you and they're just go there

42:35

discount spawn the same enemies

42:37

over and over and

42:39

i fight them instantly so you can get

42:41

to them in time and when you go do

42:43

can you wait a second they'd say fuck off

42:45

who cares the only instances

42:47

that matter in here are kathy and crab

42:50

so shut up i don't care

42:54

that may like wow this

42:56

didn't make it makes people worse

42:58

by being worse

43:01

they are the only people in there right now

43:03

are psychos that are like

43:05

trying to get some rare item they can sell

43:08

the market board interesting

43:10

the quality brings out the hatred gap

43:13

i'm , yeah it's it's

43:15

terrible the vila leveling as

43:18

a design feature man that's something

43:20

cause i gotta say

43:22

like when like think about like

43:25

what all king hours writing

43:27

what old to know it was it you fucking grad

43:29

as you

43:30

bam use you lose one

43:33

then

43:35

it's on your floor scoffs

43:37

right that as long as you go

43:39

back and get it and then like

43:42

the beat him you'll be able

43:44

to get back everything in the more you lose

43:47

to that the bigger that pile gets by

43:49

right right right but there's a little bit of a push

43:51

in a poll and attention to

43:53

getting it and and like keeping it high

43:55

yeah now but you know the the

43:57

purpose of it is to go know you're going to do

43:59

this now

44:01

yeah yeah yeah started issue with

44:03

the years you're gonna be doing that committed

44:05

no yeah so there's

44:07

a there's there's a nice little tug of war

44:09

and that that design element you

44:11

know

44:12

the

44:13

just saying sorry you

44:15

lose an hour of your time or more the

44:18

end of story is

44:21

that's anti fun

44:23

yeah

44:25

the part of the idea like also

44:27

makes you feel tension when you're out in the

44:29

yeah no it does not good tension

44:31

know i'm stressing and

44:34

it makes it so that

44:36

the

44:37

you're playing a character that can read people

44:39

off the floor you're constantly being

44:41

bags bags from

44:44

people hey can you come halfway

44:46

across the map and pick me up please

44:49

the

44:50

the the mill lose my please help

44:52

us continue place a new home in on a

44:55

on on read mates so somebody

44:57

can read yeah

45:00

worker i

45:04

at all got idea even get into

45:06

the

45:08

like one of the more annoying parts of

45:10

it is the way that

45:12

it works is you load into an instance

45:14

and let's say seven in the morning right and

45:17

you you to pago us and hugo okay

45:20

i'm the only person here what

45:22

that means is that the server started

45:25

up a brand new instance for you because there was actually

45:27

nobody attempting to do the content

45:29

prior to you and then you're going to be in that

45:31

instance and people are going to filter and as

45:33

such right

45:35

wow

45:36

hope you go to god

45:38

whereas you re

45:41

hope you fucking go to your rica tracker

45:45

the rica tracker

45:47

fuckin start a new tracker

45:50

on pago

45:52

and then are immediately

45:55

every time a goddamn fucking monster

45:57

pops make sure to click it

46:00

the that people can follow the tracker so

46:02

that you can time when the fucking

46:04

the next one one fucking pursues

46:07

up because he's only going to spawn in gales

46:09

ft farm this in cook on their

46:11

fucking like that i say yeah i'm so confused

46:13

by what you're saying basically

46:17

bosses can only spawned

46:19

within a certain minutes of the beginning

46:21

of the instance and a

46:24

wolf once killed will spawn

46:26

x minutes after their own death

46:29

so there has to be a consistent

46:31

tracker running around the instance

46:34

all day that people

46:36

are passing around to each other they

46:39

enter and leave so that people

46:41

actually know where whether or not bosses

46:43

can even be spawns

46:46

because you need to know what the person that

46:48

is just that is yeah yeah okay

46:50

started at eight the morning will that means produce

46:53

you can be up in ninety minutes the you have

46:55

says go in farm the spirit

46:57

fucking ass holes at

46:59

the at the sixty minute mark because

47:02

the fucking they only show up at night and then pursues

47:04

also up during the daytime next jails

47:06

and gales and forty minutes that only gives sits

47:09

and

47:11

fucking forbade a

47:14

group of people come into the zone

47:17

i do stuff

47:18

leave and without starting

47:21

the tracker don't use the tracker

47:24

figures now the whole fucking thing

47:26

is often people are spending an hour

47:28

trying to small boxes the cats for

47:30

three hours with if you're just

47:32

playing the game and you don't like is

47:34

it possible to just play the video game

47:36

and not know about the community tracker

47:40

no not

47:42

me mess with look if you know what i

47:44

mean this is an external tool that

47:46

is our responsibility on anyone

47:48

who goes into the zone nine

47:51

not be more not anymore because here's what

47:53

happened what don't care if i wanna

47:55

i wanna do eureka i'm in eureka

47:57

okay i'm getting currencies

47:59

the game's not explain to me i get what

48:02

is i know most crystal what is a protein for

48:04

as the which one is that how do you get

48:06

an m as crystals you yell and shots at

48:08

somebody says use those very weapon

48:10

he got him from face and they go

48:12

case anybody doing face and for

48:15

that question gets answered somebody

48:17

and sat goes up fracture

48:19

in all caps with caps question marks and

48:21

then somebody posts the link to this

48:23

thing and then you so what's the tracker

48:25

and then the goes well we have to go press

48:27

f near over and the rides his his

48:29

nighttime a we need still the fossil dragon

48:31

suppressed that here because he's dragon seventy boss

48:34

and if i level sixteen to twenty as the only

48:36

way i'm going to get experience okay

48:39

you want to join off join know what's prep that

48:41

near they go shut

48:44

up

48:44

sort of yeah i just

48:46

as i feel like this has been described before

48:49

with like other elements and i know wow

48:51

as well had a bunch of

48:53

this but it's like v it's

48:55

the out the third party things

48:57

the outside of a game things are mandatory

49:01

you cannot so purchase a to david

49:04

scott started playing it make friends in

49:06

games and solve all your problems and

49:08

day

49:09

you can you so

49:11

here's the damage you can there but

49:14

it makes you an asshole

49:16

they're not no no not even

49:18

it's not that they're mandatory right there's

49:21

a lot of the others a in enormous

49:23

amount of system oh shit tracker to stop eighteen

49:26

yeah of what yeah what marathon

49:30

the to respond okay

49:32

, i don't even know what to to

49:35

that's why wouldn't the most know

49:39

can or it anyway oh

49:42

that there's a lot of hidden timers

49:45

and fourteen usually the hidden timers

49:47

are associated with you know a

49:49

high end enemies that show up an open world

49:52

that you can kill for awards right arm

49:56

you can

49:59

the guy

49:59

hey i want to kill let's see

50:02

what's called an s rank hunt

50:04

right and how would you do that

50:06

you would great

50:10

every zone that has one

50:13

when you're flying mount the

50:16

over and over and over and over

50:18

until one pot then

50:21

you would he go and shouting oh hey

50:24

everyone

50:25

so and so is up

50:27

you guys want to fight so and so

50:30

and people would show up and you would fight him and

50:32

that's totally viable

50:34

right

50:35

except

50:38

there is now

50:39

discord

50:41

the primary thing that people years

50:44

which tracks

50:46

the every

50:47

hot spawn across every server

50:50

and when they are killed their

50:52

tracks fire an application

50:55

and they will run hunt

50:58

train every ninety

51:01

minutes to two hours on every server

51:03

and go okay guys work in a d

51:06

populate the world of every

51:08

single one of these losses so

51:10

show up and join that

51:12

the train and then we will just

51:14

go bang bang bang bang may may and get all

51:16

of them

51:17

however and then

51:19

those will all be d populated

51:22

for nor mole players

51:26

the until the next train there

51:30

is like it was young sounds

51:32

like an exit

51:34

this is my this is okay so

51:37

there is a type of content and fourteen which is

51:39

a of weird cross between open

51:41

world content and dungeon content and

51:44

it's called ball dc and arsenal and

51:47

it's the final thing in eureka and you actually

51:49

fight you remember absolute virtue in

51:51

ff eleven that boston that made all

51:53

those people sick now now

51:56

so f f f had a boss called absolute

51:58

virtue that makes what most people

52:00

horribly ill because it had to be fought

52:03

for like twenty five hours

52:05

the

52:07

after that square

52:09

was told shudder that anymore sir

52:13

the about eating arsenal

52:16

created just the absolute most

52:18

amazing shit storm with

52:20

people fighting and sitting all over each other

52:23

because it was a situation where

52:25

in the final area you wanted to the

52:27

super dungeon and you wanted to the super dancing

52:29

with twenty three of your friends who have prepared

52:31

to do the super doesn't but how do you get in

52:34

wealth you get in by doing

52:36

this and doing that and fighting this and finding

52:38

that and what that i'll do is that will spawn

52:41

portals in order for you

52:43

to enter right and will spawn

52:45

twenty four portals in

52:48

pseudo random locations throughout the

52:50

zone that anyone can enter

52:52

unity fear

52:55

though you're spending

52:57

two hours

52:59

getting

53:00

the body in arsenal entrance

53:03

to pop and then it pops and

53:05

you role in with your group and what

53:07

the fuck there's like a random seen

53:09

here that aren't even high enough level to do

53:12

it

53:13

they took this box of the people that

53:15

sounds

53:19

and

53:24

now with all the

53:27

luminous as luminous as in

53:29

mass

53:31

maybe time yeah v is

53:34

one of the only pieces of contests

53:36

it was you can't resurrect people in a fight

53:38

normally you have a certain limit so

53:40

it's actually fairly difficult

53:43

it is a huge group of people then

53:46

you get people in the end they just immediately

53:48

fucking wife and i you don't have the group of people

53:51

you beat it and congrats because

53:53

you and you and your stupid

53:55

friends just what oh cool a portal

53:58

and walked in

53:59

now

53:59

can't get my fuckin awesome

54:02

amounts now that however

54:04

is no longer a problem because

54:07

it's old and it's unpopular the only

54:09

people running valleys running arsenal are now

54:11

organizing themselves weekly

54:13

with up the discord called of

54:16

the primal forays discord though

54:19

you would go in and you ago i would like to

54:21

do bodies in arsenal and they got okay

54:23

and they flight un and then you show up at

54:26

in a saturday on died

54:28

noon and you do the

54:30

all said and there's only pretty much you guys

54:32

in there and do it and

54:34

fine

54:35

like this is just stretching

54:38

the limp the definitions of what a video

54:40

game is like if you have a part of your games

54:42

histories where you had a twenty

54:45

five hour boss that made people second

54:47

the new realized okay that's a limit we shouldn't

54:49

crossover that's fucked

54:52

up the same as i

54:54

like the and like thinking that central

54:56

london by the way i know i realize that

54:58

yes and like printing that's okay

55:00

because you're like well it's it's a lot of people

55:02

playing together so we can just

55:04

off load the verb

55:06

the difficulty and stressed to the group

55:09

the group can all handle that international

55:11

it oh my god

55:13

man

55:14

yeah no are the the more i play

55:17

at this mm oh but emma most in general

55:19

the more fascinating i find

55:21

the the with the nonsense

55:24

internal culture that

55:26

arises from these kinds of systems

55:30

it it's fucking so

55:32

fascinating like

55:35

one of the only reasons parker

55:37

has any one in it at all is

55:39

there's an item that is super rare that

55:42

you can only get from it and

55:45

some times when content is unpopular

55:48

they will go and what

55:50

rarer items back into them

55:53

just a flooded with freaks

55:56

the networks

55:59

like was

55:59

the situation where once people

56:02

got all the rewards from the first part

56:04

there are very few people in the first are everyone

56:06

wanted the second part that made it hard for people

56:08

to do the first bars so what did they do to

56:10

increase rewards in the first part

56:13

and all of a sudden it fills right back up

56:16

may it's like it's already at the point

56:19

when you need a large group of people that

56:22

are all that are very dedicated

56:24

to putting the hours in

56:27

in a job like manner

56:29

the

56:30

you don't have to cross the threshold into

56:32

health risks

56:34

yeah know so it's it's

56:38

it's fascinating because did because

56:40

did believe one of the reasons

56:42

why any of this is tolerable at all

56:45

is because discord exists bomb

56:48

if i could not click on the primal

56:50

for a discourse

56:52

which is a extraordinarily

56:55

the organized discord

56:57

with share a

57:00

fuckin a lines airlines

57:03

b l i c chat threads

57:06

for specific groups in order

57:08

line up on specific servers and servers and

57:10

and all that that's all done and

57:12

runs itself basically

57:16

i would never ever ever the

57:18

with the i wouldn't even consider any of it america

57:21

right i still have done what's called the are

57:24

but i could

57:25

right

57:26

one that one that bit when that discords becomes

57:29

less popular it'll just go from

57:31

oh we do it once every week to once every two

57:33

weeks or way maybe once every month and so

57:35

yeah you would go on sunday and such as there's

57:37

enough people to do this the know how to do this bomb obama

57:40

boss right

57:41

the everything to do

57:45

got everything to do he's i mentioned

57:47

hans earlier and where people are running the hunt train

57:50

from okay that would have been sort came out

57:52

discord didn't have

57:54

the hunt trackers that fucking

57:57

ran and you type in a robot in

58:00

a block would record it and added to the list

58:02

and all that shit what happens where came

58:04

out the best way to upgrade your gear was

58:06

just to do random hans see you at join

58:09

at in in sat saying that only tap

58:11

thousand one hundred and twenty people say

58:13

and and you

58:15

add to just go off of good

58:18

gut feeling of everyone the habit to

58:20

be in that group or what they saw at the

58:22

time but since you can only got one hundred

58:24

and twenty eight people then sometimes

58:27

the other hunt group would kill

58:29

a boss without calling it and

58:32

then you would get there and you will i would are

58:34

you doing why you give well i will we called it with

58:36

an artist or within our on groups

58:38

and instances of fucking mess

58:41

so yeah no turning these

58:43

turning these automated process is using

58:45

third party tools

58:47

they move much better solution

58:51

then

58:52

whatever a does however have

58:54

one downside awesome

58:56

as you ever some max talk about playing as

58:58

of eleven out i haven't

59:01

that was really good at ff eleven

59:04

them and max played

59:06

enough of levin that he learned

59:09

what i'm at and what enemies

59:11

were can spawn were down

59:13

to the minutes he

59:16

could plan on going to go here

59:18

and kill this guy and get this item and

59:20

he could sell that are give that the people and

59:22

that allay enabled him to be extremely successful

59:24

and game

59:27

that because of loving so fucking of

59:29

tears and none of these tools existed a disc or

59:31

didn't exist that was kind of like

59:33

hidden knowledge aca

59:36

it's actually

59:38

well you see will the it's like a fighting game

59:40

your half and it

59:43

isn't the easiest way to describe it

59:45

is third party tools to

59:47

track and organize the thing is the equivalent

59:49

of people putting their secret tack

59:51

on you tube instead of waiting until he

59:54

though right

59:55

the

59:56

does it kind of hurt you in

59:58

the in the

59:59

the near term because now everyone can get it

1:00:02

yes is it better overall

1:00:05

because now everyone knows how this goddamn

1:00:07

encounter works

1:00:09

yeah do

1:00:12

with only one exception the only

1:00:14

exception

1:00:15

if you are a person who does

1:00:17

this

1:00:18

dot

1:00:20

if you are a content creator for final

1:00:22

fantasy fourteen and a patch is coming

1:00:24

up and you put out a video

1:00:26

or you are making a video on how to make

1:00:29

money in sf fourteen you

1:00:31

need to go and delete that video

1:00:33

right now because that

1:00:36

video

1:00:37

destroys whatever technique

1:00:39

it is talking about when

1:00:42

material prices were high as

1:00:44

people didn't know how to make material to sell

1:00:47

and guys put our videos go here's how you

1:00:49

make about some material to sell on the market boards

1:00:51

that video is up for one hour

1:00:54

before that message is annihilated

1:00:56

off the face of the earth because everyone sees

1:00:58

it as indices

1:01:02

like all i can think of

1:01:04

is how the eve online

1:01:06

is an example of the user

1:01:09

community running part

1:01:11

of the game and that as designed

1:01:14

and that's intended and that so that's okay

1:01:16

because yeah opting into this

1:01:18

game is opting in to

1:01:20

that aspect it's not about of a spreadsheet

1:01:23

yeah there's like i it feels

1:01:25

as if you're you know exactly because of

1:01:27

the the version of the game

1:01:30

that has somebody just go like know i just want to play

1:01:32

eve online and ignore the community

1:01:34

and it's it gets us in same it's like

1:01:36

you'd never

1:01:37

they they hired you know what i'm purpose there is exactly

1:01:40

you're talking about a group of people who lost

1:01:42

their minds and pissed their pants because

1:01:44

xl was making an official partnership

1:01:47

correct so

1:01:49

when but with fourteen

1:01:51

it has that level of third

1:01:53

party community organized

1:01:56

like you know tracking and groups

1:01:58

and elders and things you need to be iran

1:02:00

outside a legitimate from the development

1:02:02

but there's also the development which

1:02:04

is encouraging you to say hey

1:02:07

you can now go in and use just ai

1:02:10

to get through the story you

1:02:12

could have a single player like experience reality

1:02:15

they're encouraging us to play and

1:02:17

lows doing while it's all very

1:02:19

encouraging you to play it open

1:02:22

they're redoing everything in a realm

1:02:24

reborn to be like up

1:02:26

to the quality levels of the later

1:02:28

stuff and then they're gonna make it said

1:02:30

that you can play with a i like

1:02:32

both it's crazy goddamn wait for so

1:02:35

it's it's ascii it's tell it's like encouraging

1:02:37

both levels of this you know and

1:02:39

like you want to be crazy do you want

1:02:41

you want to have like the surplus

1:02:43

mouth that for people can ride okay

1:02:47

go to plaza join the primal

1:02:49

forays discord and

1:02:52

get ready to dive into a spreadsheet

1:02:54

right do you not wanna do

1:02:57

that you just want to see the end

1:02:59

of and walker

1:03:01

this way to your zero rated

1:03:04

right

1:03:05

added experience know

1:03:07

i suppose if all the stuff you're describing is

1:03:09

optional content right you

1:03:12

do have that little asterisk

1:03:14

that says hey you don't need this

1:03:16

it's if you wanted the outdoors

1:03:19

the does the smart thing is

1:03:21

that ff fourteen has

1:03:24

a wide variety of what i would call

1:03:27

years of optionality i guess

1:03:29

i'm going to make that up right now so

1:03:31

you have your your m s que which is absolutely

1:03:34

mandatory if you wanna see the story

1:03:36

as you have to do this question the same friday

1:03:39

one two three four a cetera then

1:03:41

you have your second tier which is exclamation

1:03:44

point that blue with a plus and the what

1:03:46

that does is it unlocks the feature that's

1:03:48

the games saying this talking

1:03:50

of as person will unlock a feature right

1:03:54

ah then you have your further

1:03:56

optional which is boss fights

1:03:59

that are tougher than

1:03:59

normal to get rewards

1:04:02

either cosmetic or gameplay

1:04:04

but the

1:04:07

then you have that's changed

1:04:09

the don't give you anything that are just my

1:04:11

flavor content on the side then

1:04:13

you have golden saucer which is gambling

1:04:16

which is further on the side then

1:04:18

you have entire zones

1:04:22

the type of game that are in the game

1:04:24

that are way off their for

1:04:26

leveling your alternate character

1:04:28

there for getting a really strong weapon

1:04:30

that you don't need

1:04:32

further further further further

1:04:34

off

1:04:35

then when you get all the way to

1:04:37

the absolute edge of what is

1:04:40

mandatory you have stuff like

1:04:42

t and ooh woo which is the

1:04:44

ultimate which you see people

1:04:47

like world first thing and

1:04:49

five ryo going fourteen

1:04:52

hours a day on for weeks and weeks

1:04:54

and weeks and weeks because

1:04:56

they wanna be world first saw

1:04:58

that they have that title and

1:05:02

a weapon that it's not useful but

1:05:04

it is got a unique glow that

1:05:06

shows off the you are able to be

1:05:08

the you know dragon songs reprieve that

1:05:12

this that's what it was like you

1:05:14

want the you want the legend title

1:05:17

the that you can show off and you want the

1:05:19

blue swords you could sell off the start

1:05:21

of this conversation was

1:05:24

hey

1:05:26

i decided to go check out this

1:05:28

shit that was over here forever that

1:05:30

i never checked out

1:05:32

that i saw and that's how you found out

1:05:34

it was terrible and i would stop

1:05:36

right now and lose nothing that

1:05:38

i really was this

1:05:40

nor did i was is

1:05:42

it even statistically good

1:05:45

it's years old pretty

1:05:48

cool looking in that it was like a straight

1:05:50

razor the static yeah that's

1:05:53

that's that yeah that's all i just wanted

1:05:55

yeah

1:05:56

yup yup yup that's what it always comes back to

1:06:00

her an outfit

1:06:03

okay

1:06:04

that game is the stupidest and it's gonna get

1:06:06

dumber because they're adding an animal crossing

1:06:08

fuckin thing

1:06:10

the next month to scratch their

1:06:12

, an island where you're going to take

1:06:14

care animals and my your charming and make

1:06:16

star do about august yeah

1:06:19

yeah yeah not people

1:06:21

are already basically trying to do everything

1:06:23

any like that anyway amp

1:06:25

okay

1:06:27

roka

1:06:28

if you want to see more of me rant

1:06:30

about that crap this we gotta switch dot

1:06:32

tv last patch there that i don't

1:06:34

have a schedule for this week yeah i'm not

1:06:36

really sure what i'm going to do

1:06:40

the

1:06:42

i'll figure it out oh people are reminded

1:06:44

me i forgot

1:06:46

i did a theme earlier in the week where i fucked

1:06:48

around more salty bad was canadians the essays

1:06:51

and is fucked around it's last games garbage

1:06:53

riot just bucket why not i

1:06:56

be chris robin

1:06:57

oh shit

1:06:59

the aquifer oh shit

1:07:02

about that's an accomplishment

1:07:04

four years in

1:07:05

going away like every

1:07:08

every couple weeks i would just go

1:07:10

flaw is your job at a flash archives

1:07:13

like v the ah

1:07:15

of wagner

1:07:17

when it came back up

1:07:19

than a forget i everywhere

1:07:21

as i have a bookmark somewhere but it a came back

1:07:23

up he came back on this

1:07:25

the english version was is when i was playing that

1:07:28

song that some that some yeah

1:07:30

that's an account on it

1:07:31

and and it was the most infuriating

1:07:34

thing ever as the first saw i got thirty

1:07:36

nine out of forty on attempt one thing

1:07:38

and then it was thirty eight and then it was thirty eight

1:07:41

and then it was like thirty has the

1:07:44

what your pant size feel proud about

1:07:46

that holy shit yeah for real with

1:07:49

with seats cry thought that okay

1:07:51

now caught my eye it's it's one of those

1:07:53

great moments where you start

1:07:55

playing when it hit home run derby

1:07:57

and people who don't know or like what the hell

1:07:59

that and then you get to

1:08:03

the bigger and is the fucking ball disappears

1:08:07

there were like oh this is this some for

1:08:10

that move and they get the chris robin

1:08:12

and you get to see my favorites

1:08:15

it's it's almost word for word

1:08:17

every single time you see if which

1:08:20

is howard cel putin supposed

1:08:22

to beat this businesses

1:08:24

and the answer is they're not

1:08:27

they're not can the thats

1:08:29

why these things with became huge com

1:08:32

oh

1:08:36

christopher robin is from the prairies

1:08:38

so he can double fuck off

1:08:42

yeah know that that game

1:08:45

the the of of the third to sponge

1:08:47

bob carr one the

1:08:50

savior seen sponge bob racing saying

1:08:52

and just all of those just

1:08:54

, made for children

1:08:57

flash games that might might

1:09:00

to the pantheon of like god's

1:09:02

love difficulty ah

1:09:04

are always the most innocent brands

1:09:07

for children amazing

1:09:09

so ah to those of you who have played

1:09:11

winnie the pooh home run derby but have not actually

1:09:13

gotten chris robin the reason why

1:09:16

he is so difficult is that he can rotate

1:09:18

between any other characters passes and they are

1:09:20

faster

1:09:21

then the exact characters

1:09:24

own pitch

1:09:26

they're random

1:09:29

i mean like

1:09:31

you need mlb like reaction

1:09:34

was just sit out so that if you're dead

1:09:36

and like swing get hit and consistently

1:09:39

do what would you kind of have to be in the realm

1:09:41

of what baseball players really do

1:09:43

have yeah basically yeah pro athlete

1:09:45

very ago is when ago

1:09:48

let it for me what about you ma'am what even assists

1:09:50

ah ok well

1:09:53

mom

1:09:55

so

1:09:56

let's start here i decided

1:09:59

to crack been a couple

1:10:01

volumes of a

1:10:03

manga called chainsaw man

1:10:06

oh

1:10:07

yeah i read the first couple books of

1:10:09

that

1:10:11

you know why is that the one with

1:10:13

the the astronauts on the moon

1:10:15

gotten have

1:10:17

ah i don't know about that

1:10:19

movie i didn't get this far

1:10:21

what i'm really early and i mean i'm i'm

1:10:23

like

1:10:24

who volumes you know

1:10:26

the

1:10:28

yeah

1:10:30

good

1:10:32

that that the i've i've i've that's

1:10:34

that's definitely on the list of like

1:10:37

the get to us yeah it's pretty good com

1:10:40

is free

1:10:41

it's really simple

1:10:44

it's very much like i

1:10:46

said you're looking at it and it's

1:10:49

the name kind of this

1:10:51

creates an image as a surprise

1:10:53

and it delivers on that image

1:10:56

a big bloody gory chainsaw

1:10:59

man with chainsaw

1:11:01

abilities cutting into

1:11:03

things and and monsters and doing

1:11:05

it right now i'm is it

1:11:07

is what's you expect and it's what it is but

1:11:10

like

1:11:12

it's

1:11:13

at least for the beginning because

1:11:15

i get i'm i'm i'm really early it

1:11:17

is it reminds me of

1:11:19

how the like one

1:11:22

punch man kind of starts in a way

1:11:24

that is super character

1:11:26

centric like the character exists

1:11:30

almost in avoid and then a

1:11:32

world is slowly

1:11:34

built around them yeah

1:11:37

there are beginning to one punch man essentially has no

1:11:39

setting it doesn't matter it's success

1:11:41

is the guy right that's exactly it's

1:11:43

arms a setting starts to

1:11:46

emerge and then now like

1:11:48

whenever i haven't i bought like fully caught

1:11:50

up on once once man or anything but like of

1:11:53

i know that like the the organisation

1:11:55

the league of superheroes in the world

1:11:57

and everything's are like a major does

1:12:00

in point a part of this rights

1:12:02

and it feels as if like chainsaw

1:12:05

man is probably going to go in that direction

1:12:07

as a lot of stories do ah

1:12:09

i'm by a lot

1:12:11

of care a lot of character driven stories like this

1:12:13

like i can see the part where it's like our this isn't soda

1:12:15

jump and i'm it's

1:12:18

because like the character really just

1:12:20

like they slowly kind of give you

1:12:23

a little bit about the world but it doesn't really

1:12:25

matter as much as you're just like staring

1:12:27

at this one guy walking around do and stuff

1:12:29

and it

1:12:32

also is like

1:12:35

very

1:12:37

little like like when they do decide to have

1:12:39

like exposition you know about things

1:12:41

and whatnot it's pretty minimal as

1:12:43

well it's just a simple

1:12:46

like not few

1:12:48

words but straight

1:12:52

forward incredibly straightforward with

1:12:54

what you're getting out of it

1:12:57

the on average person does anyone know

1:12:59

how how like the want

1:13:01

but how like simple it's original promises

1:13:04

i'm ah the character's name is chainsaw

1:13:07

man he

1:13:09

just a man who has chain saws

1:13:11

as part of his madness

1:13:14

i mean those i'm chainsaw man

1:13:17

i mean there's like like

1:13:20

once the what's the ability to

1:13:23

become chainsaw man is unlocked

1:13:26

he is a man with chainsaws

1:13:28

said

1:13:29

are are that are on him the

1:13:31

specific yeah okay good and bachelorette

1:13:34

winless , about it what

1:13:36

are your superpower chainsaws correct

1:13:39

okay got it and

1:13:45

and as as there's a predator gives like always

1:13:47

pretty strong you know and

1:13:49

that that makes for a good son and protagonist

1:13:51

as well

1:13:53

like when they kind of start hitting

1:13:56

and

1:13:57

the like reasons

1:13:59

behind

1:13:59

why like

1:14:02

pretty early on it's it's it's for it's interesting

1:14:05

because essentially i'm

1:14:07

i mean like s like alec volume one

1:14:10

or so mild spoiler

1:14:12

here but it's just a the introduction

1:14:14

of the idea that like i'm there are demons

1:14:16

in the world that are demons of things

1:14:19

you know okay i'm and

1:14:22

like you know there's like are they could be a bat

1:14:24

d made a bloody men whatever

1:14:27

and got i got on the

1:14:29

more people are afraid

1:14:31

of the saying the stronger that demon

1:14:33

is

1:14:35

oh

1:14:36

that's horrible so people's perceptions

1:14:38

of a chainsaw are pretty fucking

1:14:41

terrified efficiency of and

1:14:43

therefore same saw

1:14:45

it would be strong because people

1:14:48

would you think of that you think of would cutting

1:14:50

and the massacres

1:14:52

horrible loud violet

1:14:54

gruesome massacre you know

1:14:56

so ah there you go done

1:14:58

and done you know it's like okay i get

1:15:01

it now works and

1:15:05

ah yeah i'm definitely

1:15:07

gonna just you know keep going through that and

1:15:11

, was kind of i was i was just debating

1:15:13

between like waiting to see to

1:15:15

the adaptation hasn't dropped at

1:15:17

i know it's like it's the atomizer been announced

1:15:19

and it's coming and and

1:15:21

think the next couple months at some point

1:15:24

ah you gotta read the whole

1:15:26

thing first see can be insufferable about us

1:15:28

yeah right now exact your duty now

1:15:30

they've started you have to finish it before you get

1:15:32

there it's actually i got it's what

1:15:34

fuck it but it mean it is it's is it's in the

1:15:36

seed we easy fast read

1:15:39

to as weldon like the thing i'm describing

1:15:41

about how how the world is so simple

1:15:44

and like how the dialogue is

1:15:46

straightforward as well it everything is as against

1:15:48

soda jump you know ah

1:15:51

i

1:15:53

i don't know where it goes certainly

1:15:55

but for the introduction of what

1:15:57

it is it's i guess that's that's

1:16:00

what it's like i said i get to a does a one punch

1:16:02

man sort of vibe to like

1:16:06

the to it and and the comedy

1:16:08

as well is also a little bit

1:16:10

is is also and that straightforward direction as

1:16:12

well like the carried to meet your the character

1:16:15

and and the characters i should say

1:16:18

are appear

1:16:20

to be fairly simple him there in

1:16:22

there

1:16:25

the goals ideologies you

1:16:27

know motivations are we'll

1:16:29

see how that goes over the main characters

1:16:32

goal like

1:16:36

honestly to not to go

1:16:38

at first it was to pay back pay whole lot

1:16:40

of debt said he owed yeah

1:16:42

advantage i tried it and then it's just like

1:16:45

to live a life or he could have more than

1:16:47

one slice of bread of bread like

1:16:50

if you okay it's okay if he can

1:16:52

if he can have a slice of bread that might have

1:16:54

sam on it like holy shit

1:16:57

i've lived i've achieved victory you

1:17:00

know

1:17:00

the

1:17:01

then

1:17:03

when you get past that point it's like okay what's

1:17:05

the next dream some

1:17:07

teddy i just wanted

1:17:09

attitude locker one

1:17:12

that's what i just want to get it in there you

1:17:14

know and they will have it will figure

1:17:16

it out when we get to the next step but that's

1:17:19

that's it there's no whole car daydreams

1:17:22

zak yeah now there's certainly

1:17:24

no no collecting of the one p

1:17:26

series guy was angry at morning at the wrestlemania

1:17:29

suddenly there is nothing is the wrestlemania

1:17:31

sign is them to these over there as

1:17:34

, just want a copperfield man yeah

1:17:37

no of yeah it's it's

1:17:39

yeah actually like actually bit of a gag

1:17:42

in how low and attainable

1:17:44

his goals are yeah

1:17:47

know it's it's it appears to be a

1:17:49

repeating thing

1:17:52

and like again just to get like

1:17:55

three hots for the caught goddamn relive and

1:17:57

good

1:17:58

well yeah

1:17:59

so

1:18:03

that's

1:18:05

exactly it it's , it's

1:18:07

it's pretty fun so far

1:18:10

i could see this

1:18:12

is the animation of the it

1:18:14

adaptation is is going to be like

1:18:17

you know fucking cool and it's

1:18:19

got a budget and things going to look pretty litter

1:18:21

mates and brady they've shown looks excellent

1:18:23

but who knows whether or not that's what are likely laplace

1:18:26

likely mean it's mappa right mappa right so

1:18:28

it's probably gonna be solid and that

1:18:31

i'll do that will blow up there with that a lot

1:18:33

oh blow up

1:18:35

yeah so in

1:18:37

some i've been

1:18:40

i've also seen lights and heard

1:18:42

ib muffled people have told me to read it i literally

1:18:44

thought a purse i fought a player in df

1:18:46

duel who's tag was

1:18:49

read csm yesterday

1:18:51

lights just , literally

1:18:53

left pretty good it's at this so it's

1:18:55

it's at that state of just like a

1:18:58

gory this go go check it out but

1:19:00

when the enemy drops you're going to hear about it a whole lot

1:19:02

more for sir yeah

1:19:05

no wonder the official trailer now

1:19:08

ah it looks it looks

1:19:10

great yeah

1:19:13

but whether or not it that's like

1:19:15

you know however that like intro you

1:19:17

know animated intro quality or with

1:19:19

the actual want to sell looks like over

1:19:22

also quick question does

1:19:24

in every character

1:19:26

the weird spicy t

1:19:29

ah not that i've read

1:19:31

so far no okay but

1:19:33

everyone speaks their tongue out a lot

1:19:36

there's a whole lot of tongue sticking out

1:19:38

like moments

1:19:41

, to be seems to be the manga

1:19:43

is saying

1:19:45

there's a whole lot alike hung loose

1:19:48

miss

1:19:51

yeah oh years just a

1:19:53

chainsaw man eating a naked

1:19:55

man with some chainsaws

1:19:57

to get out go

1:19:59

okay yeah

1:20:02

yeah

1:20:04

a really like i said the

1:20:06

your your you've , sold

1:20:09

the idea of a one punch man you

1:20:12

are sold the idea of idea chainsaw man

1:20:15

and it

1:20:18

it there's the rest is just like

1:20:20

our right where we go on with this yeah

1:20:22

where you left off and one punch man

1:20:25

by the way and services as you are you need

1:20:27

to catch up on i

1:20:29

grandma moses i feel like

1:20:31

he has been fighting the same guy

1:20:33

for like over a year earlier

1:20:37

okay

1:20:39

i mean i'd like

1:20:41

non stuff i just want to catch

1:20:43

up so that i know who all these peripheral characters

1:20:46

are because i stopped

1:20:48

early enough on that like they

1:20:50

were mentioned like there was

1:20:52

name's dropped in a couple a paddles here

1:20:54

and there may be but i haven't seen

1:20:56

a ton of these like secondary and third

1:20:58

string characters in action and i know now

1:21:01

that there's a whole roster of them people have

1:21:03

like favorites and all that said so

1:21:05

, cottage the to get back to to to catch

1:21:07

up to that part i liked metal

1:21:09

batman exactly all that

1:21:11

all that jazz even and

1:21:14

you know and and here to the kata they waste no

1:21:16

time you start meeting other characters other

1:21:19

demons other people and they

1:21:21

just like hey what's your deal and it's like the

1:21:24

a get it can be summed up in two sentences aca

1:21:26

got

1:21:27

anyways

1:21:30

though

1:21:32

what are crushed to death by a vending

1:21:34

machine man

1:21:37

those i yeah what's what what kind of canada

1:21:40

demons or people afraid of are they afraid of a slugs

1:21:43

and not really i mean kind of bats

1:21:45

a pretty scary know people are pretty fucking to

1:21:47

have enough what's that

1:21:49

guns he guns or scarier good

1:21:53

gods a real scary so

1:21:55

yeah i

1:21:57

see how much fiercer going to be in a fucking

1:22:00

the demon ah yeah they're a whole

1:22:02

lot probably a law that whole

1:22:04

lot

1:22:04

though there you go

1:22:07

ah

1:22:09

yeah so i'm i'm

1:22:12

unlike in that and in alla

1:22:14

probably to continue and you know at the same

1:22:16

time of the message time decided to go to

1:22:18

do it was i was just the i just i

1:22:21

got the shortage of app i just

1:22:23

had to sign up for it said i'm just swipe in through yeah

1:22:25

and that been working pretty

1:22:28

painless pretty solid i'm

1:22:30

you know i might just

1:22:33

swipe through and if i can't whatever

1:22:35

if and when i catch up i might just like unsubscribe

1:22:38

at that point but i wish

1:22:40

wish just buy the volumes i wanted

1:22:43

to not have to do the subscription over

1:22:45

time but

1:22:47

whatever i'll do it for now and it's

1:22:49

three bucks a month you , and then

1:22:51

we'll see where i'm at in them

1:22:54

and , months time but if i if i you

1:22:57

know i feel like i'm just in it for this one

1:22:59

thing right now so

1:23:02

matt

1:23:04

we'll see yeah

1:23:09

that i do i but i do

1:23:11

appreciate the fact that like that's

1:23:13

an effortless way to just jump

1:23:15

in within five minutes of my

1:23:17

am i thought of like i should add augmenting that everything

1:23:20

yeah i had a far as a kite let's start reading

1:23:22

it and i just grabbed it pop pop pop and was

1:23:24

dance and that was completely impossible

1:23:26

to do you know like

1:23:29

whenever to when he was

1:23:31

originally buying mega long time ago and all that

1:23:33

shit so it's nice to be able to live in that world

1:23:35

as well you know and then get

1:23:38

to just look at the scans and look at the good quality

1:23:40

certain and certain no

1:23:44

hassle so chainsaw

1:23:46

men

1:23:47

yeah

1:23:49

the only come a long way we're sense

1:23:51

just have a bootleg fuck and everything

1:23:54

the just a shitty it's called a possible

1:23:59

yeah

1:24:02

if this does end up being

1:24:05

this crazy complex world

1:24:07

that with with you know insane

1:24:11

the like compare it

1:24:13

seem complexity and in a

1:24:17

satellites history to it

1:24:21

i

1:24:23

certainly hope that the the

1:24:26

energy of the main character

1:24:28

just be in this one the simple

1:24:30

dude

1:24:31

and

1:24:32

even any simple do

1:24:34

never even he's got a little simple pooches well

1:24:37

in the beginning there and or

1:24:39

it out yet or and then that's and it's just

1:24:41

like i i i feel like they can go pretty

1:24:43

far keeping that at the core so

1:24:46

good stuff on that

1:24:50

the thing i did was

1:24:52

i started ah so

1:24:54

i've talked about dan carlin dan carlin past he

1:24:56

is ah a dude

1:24:58

who does these history podcasts

1:25:01

and he also like

1:25:03

has book season authors well i'm

1:25:06

not a historian just a fan of history but

1:25:08

he does officer is called hardcore history the

1:25:11

all right right arm yeah he had

1:25:13

some great series he had one called

1:25:15

wrath of the cons which is in a talking

1:25:17

about the not dwarf august

1:25:19

again dispensing just says depending on

1:25:22

your pronunciation or khan

1:25:24

and like the the the whole

1:25:26

the history of like the mongolian

1:25:29

the step in and and and that empire

1:25:32

ah , and van der is

1:25:34

also like supernova in the east which

1:25:36

is an amazing like

1:25:38

probably twenty hour

1:25:41

just breakdown of the

1:25:43

pacific side of world war two

1:25:46

and everything

1:25:48

that like escalated

1:25:50

from ah the american and

1:25:52

the american japanese side of things and i'm

1:25:55

the more of a detail than you can imagine

1:25:57

on on a lot of that stuff really really interesting

1:26:00

the go into so i bet i can imagine

1:26:02

a lot of detail about the pacific theater

1:26:04

of world war two yeah yeah

1:26:07

that's because i'm a stupid world war two hundred absolutely

1:26:12

and it again like

1:26:14

i mean obviously educational but like

1:26:18

gives you like exhausting

1:26:20

amounts of like perspective of

1:26:23

, the major players involved what they were thinking

1:26:26

at the time and then how these

1:26:28

like pieces on the board kind of

1:26:30

led to the results we got to you know

1:26:33

i'm so see recently

1:26:36

put out a book called ah

1:26:39

the end is always near and

1:26:42

it's a it's pretty interesting so far

1:26:45

i started that's awesome and

1:26:47

it is basically about how

1:26:50

throughout civilization you know multiple

1:26:52

ages and arrows on there's

1:26:55

always been the like

1:26:58

the idea of ah

1:27:00

you know the world as these people

1:27:02

knew it in their time is nearly coming to an

1:27:04

end you know and

1:27:07

in a cottage just goes for edits disconnect cover

1:27:10

every like porter

1:27:13

like elect multiple areas of human history

1:27:15

and how those things came to an end and

1:27:18

what the people were like at the time and what the potential

1:27:20

reasons were for it really

1:27:23

interesting stuff so far you know talking

1:27:25

about the

1:27:28

, the end of the bronze age the rise

1:27:31

of the iron age and things like that are

1:27:33

but then i'll obviously going to go into much more modern

1:27:35

times as well it's it's broken up until those chapters

1:27:38

and yeah

1:27:41

really really interesting i mean

1:27:45

one of the things for example that like

1:27:47

a in one of the early chapters was

1:27:50

an interesting premise that was brought up when you're looking

1:27:52

at things through the lens of history was the

1:27:54

idea that ah

1:27:57

through our the

1:28:00

entirety of human history up

1:28:02

until almost

1:28:04

like like two maybe

1:28:06

three minutes ago

1:28:08

hum

1:28:09

most people in a lot of the

1:28:12

in a lot of civilization have been raised

1:28:14

in situations where as a child they

1:28:16

were subjected to

1:28:18

all kinds of fucked up shit right people didn't

1:28:20

know how to raise kids and even if they did you're in

1:28:22

a world where god knows

1:28:24

what you had to encounter in deal with i

1:28:27

mean they've , on the even

1:28:29

on the short term the the

1:28:32

countries currently operating

1:28:35

now are in operating unnaturally

1:28:38

prolong state of p server

1:28:40

and that by itself

1:28:43

is wildly different hoover the

1:28:45

average person living in

1:28:47

a let's say eighteen fifty prior

1:28:50

is probably going to personally

1:28:52

encountered a war

1:28:55

in florida point at some

1:28:57

point yeah yeah you can

1:29:00

you can reset the clock you know

1:29:02

for for those moments as it were ah

1:29:04

even if it's like oh dad went off

1:29:07

to war and then came back

1:29:09

and doesn't talk about oct up and who yeah

1:29:12

yep so the idea

1:29:14

that was my grandpa for fucks sake the

1:29:16

idea that is essentially introduces

1:29:18

one where you're just like ah every

1:29:22

human be almost every human being

1:29:24

and like to certainly the ones that were like a part

1:29:27

of and shaping major parts of history

1:29:29

are all like basically

1:29:31

adults that are kids that

1:29:34

i went through child abuse in some way

1:29:36

at the drop to be adults that are try to figure that out

1:29:39

you know one of my favorite

1:29:41

little historical

1:29:44

the

1:29:45

the details that

1:29:47

has to be thought of when you look

1:29:49

at world history in general as

1:29:52

that we are the most sober generation

1:29:54

of all time sir right okay

1:29:57

i'm the the rates of

1:29:59

alcohol

1:29:59

that them and drug abuse over the

1:30:02

course of like the in human history

1:30:04

minister and are all of them are so

1:30:06

high as two like not have

1:30:08

been recorded

1:30:10

it newspaper yes

1:30:13

so is this an interesting seeing

1:30:15

some like start verve

1:30:17

or the course of history off with

1:30:19

an idea that it's like these

1:30:22

are all fuck the kids

1:30:24

try to figure it out growing up to adulthood

1:30:26

and then taking out whatever they dealt

1:30:29

with and in into

1:30:31

into whatever they see as like being an adult

1:30:33

and and you

1:30:35

know changing the world

1:30:37

around them

1:30:38

the

1:30:39

hey how come the greeks went to war

1:30:42

so much is there anything that could have happened

1:30:44

to greek children that would have

1:30:46

made them really pissed off as adults

1:30:49

it's i just don't know it's it's

1:30:51

wild i'm so

1:30:53

this is like one of those things a second it's like an

1:30:55

obvious premise but like

1:30:58

i you know you kind of think about it through this lens

1:31:00

for second you go like oh yeah like

1:31:03

it felt like we just

1:31:06

started figuring out

1:31:08

how to

1:31:09

not super fuck up

1:31:11

kids

1:31:12

you know

1:31:13

barely were barely a tangible

1:31:16

we're yeah let him watch their sponge

1:31:18

bob and your park i'm in front of the x

1:31:20

box or you know here is done is

1:31:22

such as three sergeants it's not

1:31:25

a robot , do it for yeah

1:31:27

yeah yeah i'm but i

1:31:29

a so that was like an interesting aspect you know

1:31:31

and then know know continue

1:31:33

to the rest of it of a check back

1:31:35

in but i mean in i'll just i'll

1:31:37

take the opportunity to once again like you

1:31:40

know plugs like dan carlin

1:31:42

and say like yeah this is really interesting stuff

1:31:45

and i am adam

1:31:47

the punch mom as someone who

1:31:50

well like i make i make fun of her all the time because

1:31:52

like see made

1:31:56

it through like history class and graduated

1:31:58

just fine and room there is nothing

1:32:01

whatsoever yeah about on

1:32:03

earth like okay so

1:32:05

like whereas i my math

1:32:08

breast as is slipping

1:32:10

like ponce mom's grasp on

1:32:12

like basic historical media

1:32:15

is like is probably

1:32:17

the worst i've ever known as the could

1:32:19

look like , stalinist

1:32:21

comical right so

1:32:24

i'm so you know she felt

1:32:26

like okay let me go try to fucking

1:32:28

fixes problems and looking

1:32:30

for entertaining ways to really

1:32:33

learn about history that that you

1:32:35

already know we're already said no this

1:32:38

was one of the big ones at the top of that list was

1:32:40

just like or here's a fun podcasts are

1:32:42

you can listen to and some books is now you

1:32:44

know i'm for just like yeah

1:32:47

whatever subject you think is interesting so

1:32:52

that is pretty good so far as well

1:32:54

the and is always near yeah

1:32:58

and then you know besides those two of

1:33:01

course the lps continue

1:33:08

we did it i did it

1:33:10

congratulations i didn't my way

1:33:13

millennia has been defeated

1:33:16

we do we talk last week

1:33:19

about the difference between our methods are think

1:33:21

we did i think so it's

1:33:24

it's it's really funny to me cause like

1:33:26

you finally did it and you did the exact

1:33:28

way that you wanted to yeah

1:33:30

i like congratulations like that's

1:33:32

a kind of stubbornness that i can really appreciate

1:33:36

and i look back to like myself just

1:33:38

like i respect three times

1:33:41

in ninety minutes has nothing

1:33:43

to to try and

1:33:45

just like what kind of stupid

1:33:48

bullshit ah can i

1:33:50

do here to make

1:33:52

the boss fall down and give itself

1:33:55

cancer and

1:33:57

and i think like after getting

1:34:00

through it and it it it took it's time

1:34:02

we got you know i mean people recorded it's

1:34:05

the whole saga is there to which

1:34:08

i i

1:34:09

i've decided to i decided

1:34:12

to honestly

1:34:14

name the episode this

1:34:16

, yeah i love with with with idol

1:34:19

beloved this episode this two

1:34:21

point five hours of fighting millennia without

1:34:23

winning because listen whoever

1:34:26

you might be whatever that information

1:34:28

does for you it's what you probably

1:34:30

want to know because some people are

1:34:32

like thank you now i noticed skip

1:34:34

this one at other people are like sex

1:34:37

you now i know to get in there

1:34:39

and watch the whole fucking thing on

1:34:41

gays and yeah so it's help us

1:34:44

it's different for everybody you know some

1:34:46

people take that type of title to mean this as filler

1:34:49

other people take it to mean this is the rich

1:34:51

juicy bloody meet that they came

1:34:53

for so that's it

1:34:56

the

1:34:57

we did so i dropped out there and

1:34:59

then there's another follow up episode

1:35:01

which it's accomplished and

1:35:04

yeah i think the important part two

1:35:06

is like die after doing

1:35:08

it that way and like enjoying how

1:35:11

that way

1:35:12

the

1:35:13

it is not lost on me it is completely

1:35:16

i am i am very sober and

1:35:18

aware of the fact that that it did

1:35:20

not have to be this way this is entirely

1:35:23

self imposed

1:35:25

you know and i'm i'm not i'm not

1:35:27

a grade anything on on

1:35:29

a scale of what i do to myself you

1:35:31

know

1:35:32

there's only one

1:35:35

the problem with millennia

1:35:37

in terms of the game right

1:35:39

not like her encounter but i mean

1:35:41

like or position in the game people

1:35:44

like you and i and i'm going to assume most southern

1:35:46

room players that are trying to explore every

1:35:48

thing as they encounter if you're gonna get to

1:35:51

the halleck three pretty much mean

1:35:53

you both took pretty much the same path

1:35:55

their cat for the north into the he gets a

1:35:57

medallion your life are going to go check

1:35:59

out the com credit no field and what

1:36:01

have you millenia

1:36:03

is without a doubt

1:36:06

the games hardest challenge

1:36:09

the result

1:36:11

yeah the what remains

1:36:13

in front of you some of them are going to give you a little

1:36:15

trouble here and a little trouble there

1:36:18

but by and large a smooth

1:36:20

sailing from here madison way to the

1:36:22

credit

1:36:24

managed into

1:36:25

going yeah manner since for

1:36:27

the rest of the game with a joke

1:36:31

then also how they treat

1:36:33

is

1:36:34

way more intense

1:36:37

than the last like last

1:36:39

legacy dunst oh yeah fucking

1:36:41

ridiculous is like

1:36:45

the way more so

1:36:47

he kind of fell after i beat her that was like

1:36:49

more or less like a victory lap and the that

1:36:52

them

1:36:54

then

1:36:55

like if there's something hilarious and

1:36:57

just sold deadening about

1:36:59

like immediately after that i'm like okay cool

1:37:01

let me go see if i can wrap up miller sense quest

1:37:04

and

1:37:05

the

1:37:06

the profit the process of doing so

1:37:08

involves yet another ulcer it

1:37:10

it's free spirit and i'm like i couldn't have

1:37:13

hit a lower low after that

1:37:15

highest hi

1:37:16

in the form of you know enemy i am the

1:37:19

most fucking sick and tired of see it

1:37:21

if it's a bummer cause i was talking

1:37:23

to a friend of mine over the weekend in weird we

1:37:25

had all mostly done through most

1:37:28

at least melvin rang and friend

1:37:30

my ass the like how do i feel that the enemy reuse

1:37:33

right

1:37:34

and i'm torn

1:37:36

because i think enemy reuse is

1:37:38

pretty tasteful in most places

1:37:40

the card game so huge

1:37:43

that it is unless you explore and do

1:37:46

everything in the game you're actually not

1:37:48

gonna include encounter so much enemy

1:37:50

reuse but i think there's a

1:37:52

couple enemies

1:37:54

that were reused way

1:37:57

the way too often and that is the

1:37:59

earth three the tar and the also rated

1:38:01

three spirit move our

1:38:04

like dragons as well

1:38:08

dragon to yeah are those

1:38:10

three types are reused by

1:38:12

far the most they're like fifteen

1:38:15

also rated tree spirit nii best

1:38:17

that to miss had a system like and by

1:38:19

i see like they're proud of it's animation

1:38:22

and detail because it's really like

1:38:24

wilde an interesting did

1:38:26

you see i'm a sucker

1:38:28

was a zoo i was he was really did you see

1:38:31

really like figured out what the fuck the

1:38:33

also rated free spirit actually is

1:38:35

i didn't see that video

1:38:37

okay so ah in

1:38:39

do remember the dark souls three

1:38:41

screenshot li

1:38:44

that a now a million

1:38:46

years ago that showed a version of dark souls

1:38:48

three i over a year before came out

1:38:50

soon and

1:38:53

the nothing in

1:38:55

those screenshots and are being in the game

1:38:59

which is probably the weirdest thing

1:39:01

the and in one of those great

1:39:03

how or why they look like this becoming

1:39:05

dragon sucks does origins of graph am trying

1:39:08

to find or the video but there was one

1:39:10

dark souls three screenshot

1:39:12

that showed the eclipse

1:39:15

and there was a gigantic

1:39:17

serpents way

1:39:20

in the background ah ok

1:39:23

in less and was absolutely

1:39:25

enormous and i found it okay

1:39:28

here we go here's here's the

1:39:30

screenshot i'm sending a few now i

1:39:33

you can put it up on the sheriff

1:39:35

thing if you want but

1:39:37

ah it was it was fucking

1:39:39

serpents in the background right

1:39:44

the

1:39:46

then

1:39:48

that

1:39:49

the other the also rated three

1:39:51

spirits like the

1:39:54

name shares a similarity

1:39:56

it's something serpent and

1:39:59

then you add

1:39:59

the past of man filter onto the also

1:40:02

rated tree spirit and it looks just

1:40:04

like that thing in the background so that

1:40:06

is an old dark souls three

1:40:09

like

1:40:10

the law

1:40:11

way and as as a retrofits

1:40:14

okay where okay

1:40:17

the those animations are probably

1:40:19

super all

1:40:21

interest and that was for a a dedicated

1:40:25

like boss

1:40:27

the which explains why they reuse

1:40:29

it quite often and then or i'll like

1:40:31

it yeah

1:40:33

oh

1:40:35

i mean again like edges a guy i have alec

1:40:37

i feel like when you reuse something that

1:40:39

often like you kind of like you're

1:40:41

either really proud of it's you wanna you

1:40:43

wanna you know you like it a lot

1:40:45

you think it with something that is like

1:40:47

ah sir a unique type it's how whatever the

1:40:49

reasons are you know i'm

1:40:52

and you'll end up feeling that way for example

1:40:55

about like the giant bears because

1:40:57

you're like will bears are part of what's running

1:40:59

around in the wild on the over world

1:41:01

you know

1:41:02

i'm not surprised to see a bear in