We’ll try 2 different medley cereals…one from Quaker and one from General Mills. Then, in marches the Queen. The Quinoa Queen! She needs to be dethroned immediately. We’ll get a visit from Max The Schnauzer, and will Garrett finally get to try

Ice Cream With Elvis

Jan 17th, 2020 14m 11s

So excited that Elvis actually requested to do an episode with us! He’s here to try some ice cream themed cereals including Drumstick Mint Chocolate and Neapolitan Puffs Cereal from Trader Joe’s. Plus some underwhelming Special K and we’ll head

More Loops???

Jan 13th, 2020 24m 24s

Danielle just can’t stay away. Who can blame her? She helps Scotty & Andrew evaluate another here today, gone tomorrow, Kellogg’s Cereal. Then to a cardboard Kashi Cereal and a special bonus box from our listener, Marc.

Jolly Andrew

Jan 10th, 2020 27m 16s

Not only is Andrew finally back, but we get a visit from Danielle Monaro! At this point, she’s our part time co-host. Anyway, another candy themed cereal from General Mills makes an appearance, as well as a kinda classic Raisin Bran, some giant

Absent Andy

Jan 6th, 2020 10m 32s

Another example of Andrew not caring about this podcast, he is missing and we needed a new episode. So, since Scotty cares about you, he reviews 3 cereals with his daughter Ashley. 12 year olds can’t quite argue as well as a millennial, so th

Speak Through Your Sweatshirt

Jan 3rd, 2020 19m 15s

Welcome to the first episode of 2020! Enter our stinky studio as we try a relatively new berry Cheerios variety, as well as another Honey Bunches Of Oats flavor. Then we travel to Japan through the magic of Matcha Green Tea cereal. Not sure

The Spoonys!

Dec 30th, 2019 23m 24s

Welcome to our year-end special! Awards going to the best and worst cereals of the year, plus a very heartwarming Spoony awarded in honor of our friend Wilford Brimley. In between awards, Andrew gets stumped (shocker) by more 80s TV themes, an

Coconut Chaos

Dec 27th, 2019 18m 37s

Trying out the new Cheerios Oat Crunch variety…plus, the classic Grape Nuts Flakes. Then we get to some coconut. Andrew thinks he’s sucking down Coppertone, while Scotty is kinda into it. Plus, fights and make ups, as usual.

Kisses!

Dec 23rd, 2019 24m 2s

So excited that Danielle joins us again in this episode to try the all new Hershey’s Kisses cereal, courtesy of our Secret Squirrel! Then some OG Special K and another Pop Tarts Cereal variety. Plus, we’ll sprinkle in some 80s TV theme songs t

L’eggo My Blueberry!

Dec 20th, 2019 26m 14s

Somehow, this one’s a 4-boxer! We’ll try another slew of blueberry cereals…who knew there were so many?? The all-new Eggo Blueberry Waffle Cereal makes an appearance, plus another Kellogg’s blueberry cereal, in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats.

Tough Tumeric!

Dec 16th, 2019 24m 24s

Andrew thought he would contribute a cereal for review…bad idea. I’m guessing someone likes Tumeric in their cereal…but Scotty and special guest Danielle, do not! Mom gets another shot with some marshmallows and some OG Special K, from all th

Alternative Andy

Dec 13th, 2019 24m 44s

Welcome back Eggo Cereal! While excitedly trying the homestyle version along with some old Red, White & Blue Cap’n Crunch and some organic cacao stuff, for whatever reason, Scotty was triggered by old 90’s alternative song titles that Andrew di

The Christmas Episode!

Dec 9th, 2019 25m 15s

So excited that Danielle joins us for the Christmas episode! Sadly, most of these cereals are pretty awful. We’ll take a look at the new Elf On The Shelf Cereal, along with Holiday Rice Krispies and Gingerbread Life. Does Andy like it? We’l

Go Back To Seattle!

Dec 6th, 2019 22m 28s

In this episode, our old pals Carla Marie & Anthony stop by to try some cereals, that apparently will all make Carla have gas and diarrhea. So let’s go! We’ll dive into some Honey Bunches Of Oats with PeCANS (or PeCONS if you’re silly), then s

Friggin’ Ryan

Dec 2nd, 2019 22m 53s

Well, I guess we have to. That YouTube kid Ryan…has a cereal. Sure…let’s make him richer. Oh…and it’s just another Kellogg’s “loop”. Then some real cereal, a fruity one with Fred & Barney that I can’t believe we haven’t rated yet. Also, anot

Go Back To Seattle!

Dec 2nd, 2019 22m 28s

More Oreos!

Nov 29th, 2019 17m 48s

Post coming through again with even more Stuf in Oreo O’s Mega Stuf! Then some brown sugar Quaker stuff, but the plus side is, we get to hear from old, angry Wilford Brimley! Then, is it possible Scotty invented Fluffer Nutter cereal?? Cereal

A Holiday Visit From The Cap’n

Nov 25th, 2019 19m 3s

Andrew & Scotty try another one of the endless Special K varieties…but there’s chocolate, so it’s awesome! Then another listener request for some Coooooooookie Crisp (in a bag), and the wacky Cap’n is back with his Christmas Crunch.

V Is For Vegan…And Vomit

Nov 22nd, 2019 24m 42s

In this episode, Andrew drags his vegan friend Casey in for a visit, much to Scott’s dismay. We try 2 bean based cereals, and one from Annie’s that wasn’t half bad. Good luck trying to get Scotty to drink vegan milk!

Twinkies Cereal!!!

Nov 20th, 2019 13m 29s

It’s a major prize inside bonus episode!!! Thanks to our friends at Post, we were able to get a preview box of new Hostess Twinkies Cereal before it is available in stores! Scotty is super excited, and millennial Andrew is just, meh. He sucks.

The Crossover

Nov 18th, 2019 27m 13s

Much like when Arnold showed up on an episode of The Facts Of Life (we can hear Andrew saying, “Who on the what?”) this epic crossover welcomes the Life In Spanglish girls into the cereal bowl to try Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats, an awesome ne

Poop Like A Champion!

Nov 15th, 2019 20m 13s

Yes…that is actually a cereal, and one of our listeners is making us eat it. We’ll try another one of the original Chex varieties and the holidays are coming…and so are the holiday cereals! We’ll check out a new cinnamon vanilla cereal courte

Tropical Bonus

Nov 13th, 2019 15m 4s

This mid-week bonus episode features the new Toasted Coconut Cheerios cereal from General Mills…and can’t do just one, so we’ll throw in some Fruity Cheerios as well. Plus, a trip to the Cereal Graveyard to hang with the late King Ayumayuma.

May The Force Be With You

Nov 11th, 2019 19m 9s

Can you believe that Scotty has never seen ANY Star Wars movie??? But he has tried the cereal…in this episode! Plus Andrew declares Crispix the poor man’s Chex, and we’ll hang with the Paw Patrol Pups with another variety of Kix from General Mi

Double Nickel

Nov 8th, 2019 22m 6s

According to Andrew, you don’t know what Double Nickel means. He likes to insult your intelligence. In any event, Diamond graces us with her presence and actually tries some Chex! There’s not much she can eat, so this is a huge accomplishmen