With profuse apologies for the failure to keep our promises for weekly uploading - even though we specifically say in this episode that this is a thing which is happening - here is a bumper episode to make up for it.

Featuring regular segments Debate Bag and Cross Quiz, plus:

• The former artist currently known as Prince - better or worse than your mum?
• David Candy's obsession with the past
• You're Pavloving yourself
• The Power of Greyskull is self-confidence
• He's got a pint of whole milk down his trousers
• Sincere requests for you to send pictures of humus to @dfpiii. Please send pictures of humus. Do not send actual humus. We cannot stress this enough - do not send actual humus.

Resume trucking.   -dfp