There are only two things that come out of the Cheerful Despair Podcast Studios - steers and episodes of the Cheerful Despair Podcast - and this doesn't look like a steer. Whatever a steer is.

In this episode:

• We plot to send people who are in one geographic location to another geographic location
• Glenns the vodka man; pushing boys into wells since 1972
• David Candy meets another person
• Andy Peters shakes a duck corpse in front of a camcorder
• The minimum amount of cheating necessary to win
• Escape from a Council flat

Plus Cross Quiz and Debate Bag - which we think you like, and that's why we keep doing them.