They say a dog finds its happiness in a bone, a cat finds its happiness in a kitten corner, a child finds his in a Christmas gift. But wait, what is happiness in the first place? Why do we seek happiness? What makes us happy? The useless 4 go out to answer what all the great philosophers have failed to do so; well at least to share some of their insights. You will find out what happiness means to each one of us. Perhaps you will find out in the process what happiness means to you too!