We're back for as long as we want to back! Chip takes us over to the Hobbiton walking tour in in New Zealand! We meet tornado hunter Frector Dronch, return guest / candiesman Beckerson Creamers, film magician Cumberbump Armadillos, and baking j

#25: A Plot Of Land In Hawaii Between Oprah And The Cruel Indignity Nature Suffers At The Hands Of Our Hubris

Mar 21st, 2022 51m 37s

Chip joins a lil' space race to the moon and back to promote innovation in space travel! His crew is assembled of Sam Snare, a tan fan repairman; COOLBOT!, a deeply annoying character; Scrunt Shorthandle, famed lobster trucker; and Donald Wetmo

#24: Where Mike TV Was Small, Fat Albert Was Rather Big

Feb 26th, 2022 52m 14s

Rome, Italy! Chip records the pod in the great Colosseum, attempting to reconcile his four guests for one great last Boys.0 reunion show! We have the OG four band members with us today: Christopher Toby Christopher, Francis Crayola Butterfinger

#23: Jamie Lee Curtis Scolded Me To Completion

Feb 15th, 2022 59m 35s

Today's location is St. Petersburg, Russia! Here Chip meets with some lovely tourists: forlorn film critic Harvey St. Hancock, junior reporter Charlie Neil, and returning gues / heir to the Criterion Collection Chris Criterion! Featuring: Niko

#22: A Pencil Is Absolutely Able To Be Used By A Mouse

Feb 8th, 2022 1h 7m

Today's fun location is Tokyo, Japan! There we find our beloved podcast hero Chip Nielsen in dire straits, having to reconnect with his nemisis-turned-podcast-advisor-slash-father Johnny Flame! We also meet perpetual sleep man ZZ Bottom, return

#21: Skullcandy Presents: Marvin The Martian is Hard Cancelled

Jan 28th, 2022 43m 2s

Athens, Greece! Home to our brainy queen Athena, Chip sojourns to this lovely location in search of fun people to talk to. There we meet intergalactic traveler Spriro Agnew, river man River Man, infanticidal maniac Peepee "The Pacifier" Poopman

#20: Brought To You By Madame Jomfrey’s Premium Fruit Leather & Habadashery!

Jan 15th, 2022 43m 45s

Rule Brittania! Brittania rule the… Chip?! That’s right, Chip Nielsen sails across the teeny ol’ lake, as they say, to London, England! We talk to The Punisher (not that one), Dino Takealookatthese (aw fuck), and Chubby Lenmark (Low-stakes loan

#19: Swingin‘ Goo On Gwenny Paltrow

Dec 23rd, 2021 54m 10s

New York City! What a swell place for a podcaster to visit. Chip Nielsen takes us on a guided tour of the emerald sleepless city or whatever, and meets some great ol' fellows! We meet Harmon Bush, pharmaceutical creator of the hose-strength pis

#18: Therapy Court In The Void Beyond Time

Dec 4th, 2021 53m 52s

The multiverse has shattered, or something! Chip and Skmbappu the Watcher navigate the Void in a desperate bid to restore Chip's original timeline! Variants of former guests like Johnny Time, savoryman Beckerson Creamers, RadioFlyer salesman Ga

#17: Truck Lobsters To The Casino Bring Back Sand Dollars For My Mayor

Nov 27th, 2021 45m 48s

SEASON 2 DEBUT! Chip brings us a great new season with a terrific new location: Martha's Vineyard! We hear from Mayor Monkay, the mayor of Monkay Town, Skmmbapu the Watcher (of DeviantArt posts), Last Mark Standing (who is the world's last livi

#17: Truck Lobsters Down To The Casino Bring Back Sand Dollars For My Mayor

Nov 26th, 2021 29m 35s

SEASON 2 DEBUT!Chip starts off the new season with an absolute thriller of a location: Martha's Vineyard! We here from Mayor Monkay, who is the mayor of the island's own Monkay Town; Skmbappu, who watches all (DeviantArt posts) and is forbidd

#16: Volcanoes, ERUPT A SECOND TIME!

Oct 2nd, 2021 35m 47s

Howdy, partner, and hail all ye Questr users! That'll make sense if you listen to this episode (it still won't). Chip takes us to the Yellowstone Caldera to spend some lovely time outdoors talking to some normal ol' folks. We first meet two cyc

#15: The M Factor

Sep 26th, 2021 41m 40s

The M Stands For Mountie because it's a talent show for Mounties! Chip takes us to Montreal, Canada to enjoy the almost-fall foliage. First he talks to Mountie-in-training Pabbledy Dabbledy about his need to be etched in stone! Then Johnny Flam

#14: If Your Erection Can‘t Till Soil In The Late Fall...

Sep 18th, 2021 53m 45s

Chip's in Houston, TX! As per usual, we talk about Houston for 10 seconds and get right down into some bullshit. We talk to unfrozen caveman librarian Guh, voice master The Voicemaster, and sex therapist John Kimberly! The Voicemaster festoons

#13: Yeah, Yeah, Way To Set Some Boundaries For Me, Boss!

Sep 7th, 2021 45m 26s

Chip ventures to prison to do a show with the incarcerated, because the thing they need most is comedy podcasts! The comparison to Chip and Johnny Cash is truly astounding! We talk with ghost hunter Salem McMann, jailbird jester Sproingus, perp

#12: I‘m White Lotus‘n it!

Sep 1st, 2021 45m 11s

After a long hiatus, we're outta America, pal! Chip sojourns off the great 48 and heads for something a lil' spicier: the back of a giant sea turtle! There he meets catchphrase king Lil' Frank Segway, merry prankster Ken Trampsar, fishy busines

#11: Harrison Ford & The Raiders of the Stuck Spongebob Suit Guy

Aug 12th, 2021 43m 50s

Episode 11 takes Chip & us to Hollywood, Los Angeles, California! We meet the New Mexicoa native Mr. D Skies, Walk of Fame costumeman Jack Daniel, boring storyteller Chris Criterion, and cryptozoological restauranteur Crisp Angel! An old friend

#10 Dat's Great Use of Da Hive Mind Der, Sue

Aug 2nd, 2021 57m 12s

In the Grand Canyon, Chip & Co. make their national park debut in the beautiful old crevice of American deserts. Joining Chip on the podcast is his old bully Tortimer Phallus, Moil-for-Hire Dog the Surgeon, youth pastor Todd Bilgingus, and Illi

#9: America 2 / Regular Fish / Giraffe Facts / Bear

Jul 27th, 2021 49m 52s

Duluth-town, USA! Chip's on a boat in Duluth, MN and he meets some lovely ol' folks! Gorge Washington The Second (spelled correctly) teaches us about his new extra-American country. Fonch DeRossi expands from simple alligator hunting. Gerald Fi

#8: I Love Airbnbs, I Wanna Book One For Infinity

Jul 20th, 2021 49m 31s

Chip does Denver! He talks with CVS manager Paul Robson (Lem Amen), perpetual juror Mr. T (Josh Levitt), spring breaker B.P. Jones (Andy Peterson), and L.A. native Johnny Flame (Jacob Mechler)!Produced by Nikoli Hovorka!Theme: "My Bird Has Wo

#7: Seems a Little Light Today, Rat-tricia

Jul 12th, 2021 44m 46s

Las Vegas! That's where Chip's at this episode. He talks with L.V. locals Rich Pecky (Restauranteur), Jean Baguette (Frenchman), Spunky Tycoon (Mobster, Rat King), and Danny Atlantic (Heistman)! They do a heist and that's the show! Starring: N

#6: Volcanos, ERUPT!

Jul 4th, 2021 1h 6m

The first in-person episode ever! Chip sits down with Griffith Growl (rich CEO), Sammy Smithereens (Survivor a.k.a. Lame Volcano Superhero), Vulture Hanks (Cartoonsman), and New York Tim (Journalist By Day)! Volcanos are chiefly what's discusse

#5: The One-Month No-Mayor Purge of Santa Claus, AZ

Jun 21st, 2021 1h 13m

Chip sojourns to the gimmicky ghost town of Santa Claus , Arizona and meets their two feuding mayors, two Santa-cucking goofs, and an author of World War II fan fiction. Then, Chip catches up with his niece Chippella, who towers over him in bot

#4: Two Glistening Recently-Alive Eyeballs (Or: The Zoloft Kid Cometh)

Jun 7th, 2021 1h 17m

Chip meets with Gary Esmeralda (Rocking Horse Salesman), Randry (Painting Dweller), The Zoloft Kid (Depressed Cowboy), and Chisel Powderpin (Weightlifter / Demigod) to discuss their favorite places and listen to clips, baby! Then, in another g

#3: Charcuterie With Shalhoub & The Bygone Don Jon Era

May 25th, 2021 1h 27m

Chip invites four wacky fellows on to discuss a favorite place of theirs! They talk audiobook-lovin' Aussies, Arizona collegiate sports interrupted by aquatic monoliths, homicidal polo horses, and waterpark one act plays! Then, Chip has his fri