0:00

Sry. I've had

0:02

a really bad. Really? Bad

0:04

sleep schedule lately. we've been known to

0:06

be honest actually I was out I

0:08

was out get and drinks the other

0:10

day with Charlie, Slime Circle and Oh

0:12

Tina Kitten and folks and that was

0:14

fun and I was up out until

0:16

like before I am but ordeal it

0:18

it even really part we were just

0:20

kind of vibe and we're vibe and

0:22

have a good time with Charlie with

0:25

Charlie is with Charlie Charlie sign Sickle

0:27

in your party and with him You

0:29

know Charlie and I were were. Oh.

0:32

Element they are level party and yeah we're and

0:34

all his limbs were were attached to his body.

0:36

By well I mean I didn't really kind of

0:38

get into like the notion of like what form

0:40

of Charlie it was be will you know it

0:43

could be illegal? could have been a specter was

0:45

just the idea of Charlie was in the room.

0:47

yeah I know he could have just been a

0:49

brain in a box and some sort of like

0:51

government facility and he's just after I'm projecting to

0:53

hang out with May would I would honestly appreciate

0:56

I and I'd expect out of him and it's

0:58

it's kind of is the these are little slimy

1:00

goopy boy and he likes to. Do smashed

1:02

all astral projection every now and then.

1:04

A lot of up at like to

1:07

like for am by the am. So

1:09

I enacted a plan. okay and my

1:11

plan is to reset my sleep schedule

1:13

so I have not slept for thirty

1:16

hours. I am still awake since I

1:18

woke up. Why walkabout one pm yesterday?

1:20

But I'm still awake. That's thirty hours

1:22

And then that's thirty hours away with

1:25

a long as you've ever stayed up

1:27

for. I don't know. Yeah, how's that

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2:08

was shown a across the man I

2:10

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2:13

I wanna be here anymore He makes

2:15

a these journals off every danny's mean

2:17

the name on it every week at

2:19

the same time every week he makes

2:21

me com and you know whether to

2:23

size. It's too early in the video

2:25

be hocking when I'm feeling so sick

2:27

I feel so sixty I sound an

2:29

awful. I. Sound really bad and or

2:31

know what I have been It's been kicking

2:33

my ass for five days now and gets

2:35

worse every day. Him the worst are meant

2:37

for it to happen You to these you

2:39

do had a big win lately you're right

2:41

now When I was I was so excited

2:44

to be stream and again and I have

2:46

been stream and but it's it's and a

2:48

lesser. Intensity. Level than I

2:50

would have have to be. We had a

2:52

big launch. The sleep deprived shall we launched

2:54

from my concern with his we are in

2:56

high Esteem in. Which.

2:58

Is yeah I'm down in the

3:00

description S D M P.live in

3:02

every single on the spark asked

3:04

not to be is all not

3:06

to be. Confused. With

3:09

the D S M P yeah

3:11

which is a very different say

3:13

very different married p Very different

3:15

people Very different people, very different

3:17

people. Ah, And.

3:19

We send this is the first one with no. No.

3:22

Bad people on? yeah now he good

3:24

people with good morally burrow that he

3:26

was only gray people as far as

3:28

I know. you know? Yeah, Yeah.

3:31

Me was at my from mental processes

3:33

do that Clifford that opening ceremony has

3:35

like ten thousand bookmarks. People are like

3:37

I'm anna save doesn't come back to

3:39

at once. Yeah my guns one of

3:41

the gonna members. yeah something goes wrong

3:43

with the with the Snp in there

3:45

like. That's. What

3:48

they do on Twitter don't they? They like save

3:50

a Bus Martin Brundle stuff so they can later

3:52

be offered like a blade or when someone comes

3:54

over to be like Harrys always knew there was

3:56

something wrong and is yeah I knew something was

3:58

on. My views on of were deceived. Yeah,

4:01

No. Jeffrey Epstein was on the server that

4:03

we kill them. Yeah, he did login. That

4:05

was pretty unfortunate. The first few minutes of

4:07

the server. so many Jeffrey Fc managed to

4:09

get on. and I feel really bad about

4:12

that. But there was no way I could

4:14

have No. Now there's no way. Even as

4:16

a server owner, I mean, there's hackers out

4:18

there are. There's nothing you could have done.

4:21

I'm. And there's nothing that Jeffrey. Could.

4:23

Have done to prevent himself from.

4:29

Ah so yeah. Me, I feel

4:31

I sell my crap. Tucker is

4:34

going to be lifting my weight.

4:36

This episode. I think I am

4:38

talkers Been. I mean, Tucker's been

4:40

a lift. He. he's been been

4:43

lifted recently turned around. And yeah,

4:45

Razor is rising from from his

4:47

little cherub position into a little

4:49

full time stream Are talker. Yeah,

4:52

and input an hour's. Nantwich.tv

4:54

Slice cook Tucker Keen. He's been streaming

4:56

on it as the Empty and I

4:58

mean Tiger Hours as A, but he

5:00

was. I guess we haven't really talked

5:02

about this on the on the podcast

5:05

before because you know we just push

5:07

you off to the sidelines and and

5:09

and spank Yeah, I'm and but you

5:11

know you been streaming since early December,

5:13

So how's it been known so far?

5:15

European? Not. I've been with it pretty

5:17

steady. It's. Been going good by the

5:19

Stm. He's like a whole new level. It's

5:21

a new game. The. Asset only.

5:23

them before was like steady, steady

5:26

growth, you know, But. This.

5:28

Is like. This. Is like yeah

5:30

that he just went from. T

5:33

Ball to College Moon You're

5:35

gonna, you're gonna this gonna

5:37

The Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah.

5:40

And them from going on or evil. At.

5:43

N O. Every single Rcmp stream has

5:45

been massive. I will. People are

5:47

interested in them and their there any. Connor

5:49

Connor was averaging maybe five hundred people in

5:52

his stream on Twitch and that right now

5:54

I have him on my side monitor. He's.

5:56

Got twenty four hundred people. As.

5:58

insane as a lot People watching I

6:01

was averaging 45 and then I've

6:03

been averaging like 250 300

6:05

people fucking love Minecraft

6:09

dude, they do the viewers have a

6:11

fucking hunger for the mines. They have

6:13

a hunger for the blocks They want

6:15

to see you do manual labor in

6:17

block form. They want to see you

6:19

build things they want to see And

6:22

what's cool about the SDMP that I'll mention

6:24

is that people can send you Postcards is

6:26

a little function you have this is like

6:28

a mod I think that's one of the

6:30

best why personally I'm having such a blast

6:32

with it is Because you

6:35

know originally the Minecraft SMP was like,

6:37

okay, we're gonna do this vanilla We're

6:40

gonna just have this be a vanilla Minecraft server

6:42

But now it's like it's the age of

6:44

the modded servers because people are getting a

6:47

little We're kind of hitting the

6:49

tail end of the current Minecraft age So it's

6:51

like now people are like hungering for the mods

6:53

and stuff again The mods

6:55

have been I've never used a

6:57

single Minecraft mod my entire life So

7:00

this is like a whole new world

7:02

and it's they're great It's it's way

7:04

more fun than I thought it was gonna be I

7:06

I spent a shit ton of time curating the entire

7:08

thing Oh, yeah, I came out of

7:10

nowhere to for me at least I didn't we didn't

7:12

ever talk I don't know if we really ever spoke

7:15

about you working on that like it just kind of

7:17

know I just hit me up and was like, hey,

7:19

I'm doing this Whole fucking

7:21

SMP was working on it and working on

7:23

it in the shadows, dude I've been I

7:25

was tweaking I was I was holed up

7:27

tweaking config files and shit so that it

7:29

plays perfectly Yeah, I came up dude. I

7:31

came up with that thing where it's like,

7:33

oh wait what if we what

7:35

if we use the the content

7:37

creator integration mod and Sync

7:40

it up with the contact mod, which is the

7:42

post office like the postcard thing so that people

7:44

can donate to send money to to

7:47

every streamer and then I I Created

7:50

config files for everybody just handed them

7:52

out and it's like plug and play

7:55

Yeah, and I just I

7:57

it was a brain blast you basically invented

7:59

that you basically inventing that function. That's

8:01

cool. No other, no other, I've

8:04

never seen another Minecraft world or

8:06

SMP where the viewers can

8:08

send in little cute little postcards to the streamer and

8:10

then they walk to the mailbox, they get a little

8:12

alert and then they walk to the mailbox and open

8:15

it and it's just a bunch of

8:17

letters like that real people have sent. That's

8:19

so cool. It's really cool. That's so cool.

8:21

So the mailbox thing is its own wand

8:23

that was like made by someone where it's like

8:26

you got the little floating notification of

8:28

the thing over it. And then, so

8:31

you kind of just like tied in the,

8:34

you basically just like took two mods and

8:36

then like tied the tails of them together

8:38

and then just like made a knot there.

8:40

That's cool. Yeah, there's a mail

8:43

mod that was made for, you

8:45

know like say everyone is, I

8:48

guess the thing the mail mod would

8:50

be good for is like say everyone is spread

8:52

out really far and you kind of

8:54

want to do a little bit of role play where you

8:56

can mail people things that are just typing in the chat.

8:59

So there's that part but then there's

9:02

also the content creator integration mod which

9:04

plugs into your stream labs and like

9:06

reads your alerts which is

9:08

usually used for stuff

9:10

like competitive Minecraft or like

9:13

challenges where everyone's streaming

9:15

and the viewers can donate for their

9:17

team to get like extra tools or

9:19

abilities or shit. That's cool. Yeah, and

9:21

I kind of was like wait, there's

9:24

a better way to use this that

9:26

can make for better content and that's

9:29

how I came up with that. And it's been

9:31

great. We have a TV mod too that people

9:33

are reacting to shit on. Yeah,

9:36

it's just like all in Minecraft. I watched

9:38

Click last night. Yeah, I need to figure

9:40

out how a lot of these mods work

9:42

and honestly, this is something that I

9:45

don't even think Tucker is totally aware of so that I'm

9:47

gonna bring up now. But

9:50

there's a whole nother dimension in the

9:52

mods. Oh yeah. Yeah,

9:54

the Twilight Twilight. Yeah, sorry. I

9:57

was gonna bring it up to you on stream Tucker. I didn't

9:59

wanna. I might as well tell you right

10:01

now there's a whole another dimension that we can go

10:03

to it's called the Twilight Forest You may have heard

10:05

of it in the past well I keep seeing the

10:08

phrase Twilight Forest, and I was like this is something

10:10

like new like Biome or some

10:12

shit. No, man. It's a whole nother portal

10:14

you jump into make the portal is

10:16

it with the water bucket It's with you make a

10:18

square in the ground you make a square in the

10:21

ground You fill it

10:23

you have grass all around the square.

10:25

It's a two by two square Okay,

10:27

fill it with water you put flowers

10:29

all around the edge of the of

10:31

the hole then you throw a diamond into

10:33

it Oh, whoa, that's like so that's done

10:35

with all like kind of very vanilla stuff. Yeah.

10:38

Yeah Oh, then you just jump in well

10:40

I was I was crafting something and it

10:42

there was an option to craft like a

10:44

different version of it Hmm, I like looked

10:47

up an item and it

10:49

told me how to craft it But I think

10:51

it was there's a Twilight Forest version of this

10:53

item. Yeah with a different recipe Yeah, there's a

10:55

whole whole bunch of cool shit. I had no

10:57

I was on stream I had no idea what

10:59

I was like, I have no idea what that

11:01

is. You're gonna have to go live after this

11:03

I don't know how to put it. Yeah, how

11:05

long do you think the Cuz

11:07

SMP is all half like lifespan. How long are

11:09

you hoping it'll last? Oh, I have no expectations

11:12

Dude, like if I if it does

11:14

insanely well, then I'm just another minecraft

11:16

youtuber again, and I don't want that

11:18

to happen So I'm

11:20

just hoping it lasts long enough to You

11:23

know help everyone make some money get a little

11:26

view boost and then hopefully get some some new

11:28

fans along the way I don't want to be

11:30

what a generous guy I'm not gonna I'm not

11:32

gonna open up like that that

11:34

door again and start posting minecraft videos Oh,

11:36

yeah, I think I'd want to kill myself.

11:39

You're not gonna do slack point to the

11:41

movie No, but I'm I'm

11:43

I've been enjoying it, but I don't want to make

11:45

it like the the nine to five again For

11:48

me, it's just an enjoyment thing and I might

11:51

make videos on like my second

11:53

channel from it, but uh Yeah,

11:56

I've been trying to decide whether or not I want to like

11:58

I don't know Really, just

12:00

enjoy. Because. We are you just

12:02

the he has no me I don't normally stream

12:05

at all like it's like the only reason of

12:07

stream and wally honestly because i'm drowning in front

12:09

of prop up this or chair of over here

12:11

to get him into the stream and world's but

12:13

usually i'm on your my you tube sang our

12:16

but let me tie was messed and slab the

12:18

same as i did. Avon's. To

12:20

disavow mind Korea paid say I've been in

12:22

class thinking about all I mean of on

12:24

i get on a many bills nurse and

12:26

yeah and that's like a thing that stands

12:29

just like edge of feeling of playing video

12:31

games in general. I guess like almost like

12:33

we've discovered a whole new video game. But

12:35

then there's the whole it's i've been about

12:37

him as a surreal now is necessarily yell

12:40

yeah yes I can't Just decided a fuckin'

12:42

Get. On stream and then like. I.

12:44

Think I'm gonna do a thing where mega post my vase

12:47

and I'm just gonna do the live things. I can play

12:49

whatever music I want because I like shown off her music

12:51

you're doing that isn't a slam. But.

12:53

Yeah, I'd I'd I'd just been sick the past

12:55

two days so I've in goal mother my a

12:57

lot. And just play music and barely

13:00

talk and. Act. And.

13:02

That survivor and survived to some

13:04

are solely last. Ah, Man.

13:07

Minecraft due back in our lottery it once

13:09

a year. Man you get the it's and

13:11

I think it's hidden at the right time.

13:13

for a lot of people I think our

13:15

I think the were hitting an audience that.

13:18

Has not been as. Fulfilled

13:21

by the recent minecraft endeavors that have

13:23

been going on. And I think Guy.

13:26

He are banning every minecraft you tube or

13:28

was a big. Step. In the

13:30

right direction for the sp Mp is

13:32

my you know Captain Sparkles being on

13:35

but he's. He gets a pass

13:37

because he's worth. Twenty million dollars?

13:39

Yeah soon. Everytime you mentioned his net worth,

13:41

it goes up a little bit as well.

13:43

Yeah, I mean it. Rich. People

13:45

just kind of make more money by having

13:47

a lot of money. That's that's where my

13:49

that's fair, they do. They serve. The.

13:51

He's probably I mean when when you think

13:53

about it when you have that much money.

13:56

Your. Net worth can change by.

13:59

Entire. years worth of salary in

14:01

a day depending on how the market's doing

14:03

and that's a pretty harrowing like

14:06

yeah, oh, I just lost a year's worth

14:08

of work because my money's in

14:10

the market today. Like what motivation do

14:12

you even have to work at that point? But

14:15

he, I mean, Captain Sparkles, I mean,

14:17

he's, he loves it. He loves

14:19

Minecraft. He loves it. He loves it. He

14:22

was on today. I saw him. He

14:24

was on today. I was like, is he streaming? No. When

14:27

I was on the server. He was just playing. At

14:30

the beginning on our first day, I ran into

14:32

him and we had a little

14:34

Tucker and I had a little bit of a,

14:36

we had a little bit of a land dispute

14:38

with Captain Sparkles. Dude starts walking into our village

14:41

that we had colonized and he, and he starts,

14:43

you know, Dick, he starts trying to build something.

14:45

He starts trying to like make a little house

14:47

in our village and we come up and we're

14:49

yelling. We're like, what the fuck are you doing?

14:52

We're screaming at him. We came

14:54

in hot. We came in hot. I

14:57

hadn't spoken to Jordan in

14:59

years at this point since probably came on

15:01

Chuck's Sandwich last. So, so

15:03

it was an intense way to come in and

15:05

I was yelling at Michael Michiel. I was calling

15:07

him stupid. But

15:11

turns out, Captain Sparkles

15:13

is an ex probably knows all of these

15:15

mods in this server probably better

15:18

than better than knows the alphabet because he

15:20

turns to me at the end of the interaction.

15:22

He's like, let me just test something out.

15:24

Hits me once. I'm instantly dead. And

15:26

I had like iron armor on and stuff.

15:29

I was like, the fuck just happened to

15:31

me? I'm sitting there like, all right, well,

15:33

I'll just get going. I exploded like a

15:35

pinata in front of Tucker and Tucker was

15:37

just there agape. Oh, yeah, he's a

15:39

dangerous one. You don't want to fuck with him. But

15:43

you guys also both moved away very far.

15:45

We did. We did. And

15:47

Captain Sparkles has been coming back. He's

15:50

been coming back. He's been showing face. Yeah,

15:53

maybe we'll maybe we'll you know, Tucker's about to

15:55

build something on the main island. Maybe I'll build

15:57

my own little missionary or something like that. Land

16:00

out yeah, I

16:02

didn't realize this is my first run. I

16:04

didn't realize That everyone was

16:07

gonna build in in a thousand square or not

16:09

even 200 square blocks Well

16:12

my experience with it was like 600 blocks out into the

16:14

ocean And not

16:16

what I said I just knew that it would be

16:18

a land grab But I didn't know it was gonna

16:20

be like everyone was gonna Chomp

16:22

right next to each other because you know how I

16:24

am with that simple when we play Minecraft Tucker I

16:26

like to go and find my own fucking biome. This

16:29

is what happened. Yeah when Ted and I play on

16:31

our own We like to have kingdoms Yeah,

16:33

we like to have entire swaths of

16:35

land, but this server is more like

16:37

we're gonna make a suburb This

16:40

is more of the bourbon Minecraft. Yeah,

16:43

it is it is I mean that when I say

16:45

I thought everything out I was

16:47

I tweaked I kept

16:49

generating worlds until I found an island

16:52

that I thought would Would

16:54

be able to Support the amount of

16:56

people while still letting them be spaced out enough,

16:58

and then I tweaked the voice chat I'm

17:00

like oh how many blocks away should you? Realistically

17:03

be hearing people and I spent hours

17:06

in that restarting the server and like testing

17:08

with different people like can you hear me?

17:10

From over here no okay,

17:13

that's perfect 28 blocks is

17:15

the ideal distance where it you can't hear

17:17

anybody anymore That's cool on this server cool.

17:19

Yeah, man, so how much how many hours

17:21

total do you think you put into? The

17:25

server before I don't know

17:28

man there are some days where maybe

17:30

a ballpark probably 50

17:33

plus and of just like Solid

17:35

like focus work on it around with

17:37

code and stuff that sucks. I think

17:40

that's actually what makes flat happy Yeah,

17:42

this is like a passion project is

17:44

the creative is a passion Yeah,

17:46

no, I think I think I was just like

17:49

thinking about like dick around with the fucking config

17:51

files I would I would that's not so not

17:53

up my speed as much like it's that's All

17:55

different Well, I I was almost a computer science kid.

17:57

You know like I had to some. Messrs

18:00

left and I dropped out and so this

18:02

this got a gives me a taste of

18:04

like what could have been enough would have

18:06

been I would with a mouse is bigger

18:08

than any project you pry would have ended

18:10

up making. Ruin. A

18:12

regular pathway. It. Will

18:14

we get a million? An app? What? We

18:17

gonna make another another are gone. Will you

18:19

make another vertical show streaming app? Yeah Mcquade

18:21

now could suck and clear the imagine and

18:23

it up on that. Team us it but

18:26

I'm I'm proud he did. It's it's it's

18:28

a fucking blast and I just it's it's

18:30

citing and it's as fun and it's like

18:32

something I'm like oh this makes stream and

18:35

fun again tonight and I wanted a stream

18:37

but I guess I have no real real

18:39

reason. The stream to be honest, like so

18:42

much of my world is not related to

18:44

streaming that it's like there's no purpose to

18:46

but other than for fonts. Ah,

18:49

Buy. Food it's it's format like out you'll

18:51

just log on to the server and half

18:53

the people. Who are all

18:55

content creators who would all be benefiting from

18:57

being lives because is so much hype on

18:59

the server? I know they're just plain they

19:02

not even like they're not even streaming. Yeah

19:04

as long as it's scratches about like to

19:06

three week or fussing five hours I was

19:08

doing this thing or I have my phone

19:11

out like this I my phone I like

19:13

this and I was just like scrolling on

19:15

like to talk are looking at stuff while

19:17

I had my fishing rod out and just

19:20

get another on as than others over mean

19:22

receptors dude I would in Iceland is. How

19:24

his own small I think that was the one

19:27

day that I was like it I was into

19:29

the with the day I was without my meds

19:31

before I pick them up against ah but I.

19:34

Did. Slap made the the fishing super

19:36

fucking Opie and then for and of into

19:38

like you can be has won't biggest why

19:40

Because then you state you stick together with

19:43

people and your fish with your buddies and

19:45

you make content. Ah you're not off alone

19:47

in a fucking in a mine doing boring

19:49

shit you know. Or. Or

19:52

sitting in front of a mob trap

19:54

just hitting things with the scout our

19:56

guests. You. are just kind of right

19:58

clicking assessing by ted was alone missing

20:00

school Man, this is cool. I was

20:02

alone. I'm such a fucking grinder though

20:05

when it comes to games I'm I'm

20:07

so susceptible to like just Like

20:11

the whole pathway of upgrading something in a

20:13

video game I'm such a fucking slut for

20:15

like if you give me like if you

20:17

give me like hey Hey There's a

20:19

set of armor that you get and you

20:22

can max it out and then you

20:24

like I'll be like oh shit So I'm

20:26

talking I probably spent a total of

20:28

seven full human hours Fishing

20:30

to get those those those boxes

20:32

because you can get these chests that will

20:35

give you like Neptune in armor I

20:37

was doing that for fucking hours, dude Cuz

20:40

I couldn't get a fucking Neptune in helmet and then

20:42

and then I did it one night and then I

20:44

started doing it in The morning I woke up and

20:46

I was like down the

20:48

clock in Until

20:51

I get the helmet and then I'm like

20:53

I can finally rest but I'm like, but

20:55

I kind of wanna Put

20:57

some enchantments on this though too so

20:59

I keep fishing. Oh Man,

21:02

that's the same with like if you're mining and

21:04

you have the lucky rock like once

21:07

you're a rock axe You'll get a

21:09

diamond. Yeah, if you have a nice tool It

21:12

can it'll just pay for itself as

21:14

you're getting cobble exactly I don't want

21:16

I wanted to take out the bullshit

21:19

all like the kind of yeah the

21:21

tedious parts that don't lead to any

21:23

good content and just kind of encourage

21:25

people to be close and An interacting

21:27

and shit and honestly I consider

21:30

the server a success as long as everyone's

21:33

happy by like Two three weeks from now

21:35

as long as it scratches that itch for

21:37

everybody then you know, that's that's kind of

21:39

a that's kind of a Win

21:41

in my book. Yeah, there's I've said it

21:43

probably ten times on my stream I was

21:45

like I keep discovering shit that I that's

21:47

a mod or whatever and I'm just like

21:50

damn Slat thought of everything like

21:52

every time there's like a little thing. I'm like

21:54

it's there's a thing man Course

21:57

I think I haven't played without Being

22:00

on stream yet. I. Don't wanna try to

22:02

keep it that way because that helps. Keep

22:04

the. Lc stream. yeah we I don't know

22:06

why I didn't for I'm pretty consistent guy

22:08

I can I can do schedule. But.

22:10

It helps keep it like when I am on

22:12

stream. I'm like excited to be there. Was.

22:15

Also it's also better to not because then

22:17

you have don't have you can avoid that

22:19

offer conversation with your chad's like yeah did

22:22

I never saw nice search site you'll I

22:24

don't I didn't are meant to the side

22:26

every losing guys are sorry that s I

22:28

may have done some stuff off camera yeah

22:31

I did so much fucking of like enchanting

22:33

stuff off camera that the next time to

22:35

talk and I stream together which was realistically

22:37

than. The. Second day of says of

22:40

assess the Mps Tiger Woods was given

22:42

as an objective by one of his

22:44

his viewers to kill mates and Tucker

22:46

tried to kill me at one point

22:48

when I was shown i'm just like

22:50

something I'd have my hats and. I

22:53

went back and look at the vod to see

22:55

what his you was Tuck it was like the

22:57

one so hard he was trying and is everything

22:59

is power to kill me and he didn't know

23:02

it didn't pull me though my single heart like

23:04

he was. It's like tennis Mack and why single

23:06

hard and it's like you're a man. Deal with.

23:08

Said every hit I was the oh it is the

23:10

last one this the as soon sit will erupt is

23:12

talking like hit me like seven times now they want

23:15

to hit me right now would you doing what you

23:17

doing you want you want us to be prom I

23:19

did her I'd be dumps a beat him a death.

23:22

At all God Minecraft

23:24

target. You're always armor

23:26

guy. And. Like the a you get

23:28

all the maxed out with a max and salmons. I've always

23:30

been a new I. Am I gonna?

23:32

I don't fuck with the armor I'd I

23:34

wear my so we're traveling the mud and

23:36

there we were. Time that it matters now

23:38

I just don't have really and iconic skyn.

23:41

I mean maybe the skin that's in the

23:43

familiar slack coin thing where I used to

23:45

be the doctor pig. As. You go

23:47

back to the Doctor Paleo minor builder. I

23:50

remember that if I go back to the doctor pig

23:52

is I don't really have a. That.

23:54

used to be my legacy my calling card back

23:56

when i was total minor beliefs last job or

23:58

dare they should be my skin Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

24:01

Well, I have a Tom Scott skin

24:05

Well, yeah, we know that yeah, we

24:07

know that but it's but it's too

24:09

classic. I can't change it So so

24:11

Tom Scott will just forever live in my

24:14

shadow in Minecraft. Yeah, maybe

24:16

we bring on the podcast you guys work out You're

24:18

different. I Would

24:20

love Tom to come on. No, you're still going. No, that's Tom Scott Oh

24:28

Tom Scott Animator

24:31

yeah, yeah, yeah Adia's

24:33

a Tom Scott. Okay, it makes

24:35

like educational content No,

24:37

adsf movie the the series

24:40

that he accidentally Rested

24:42

his fingers on the keyboard in a certain way

24:44

and was like wait a second and

24:47

then the rest no No, that's

24:49

just the order of the keyboard

24:51

the letters. I imagine that a

24:53

SDF I just like to imagine he

24:55

was like, alright time to write my title and then his hands

24:57

land on the keyboard And he's like I've

24:59

done it. Yes There it is. There it

25:01

is I feel like a

25:03

lot of your early days like when you were like

25:06

14 to 18 was based

25:08

on like a SDF movie Like

25:11

your vibe this felt this this feels derogatory

25:13

the way that you're not You

25:17

have some pretty honest notions of

25:19

no, no, I know you Animation

25:22

and no, I I know you and I

25:25

know the way that you approach a conversation

25:27

and and the way that you started It

25:29

was pointed you came in you're like sure

25:31

that I think this about you know What

25:34

this was your little personality trait when you

25:36

were a kid. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Well,

25:38

am I wrong? Kind

25:41

of I don't know what that kind okay then Like

25:45

the back you had a SDF

25:47

movie Okay,

25:50

see what you saying I'm just like you

25:52

think you're saying that I'm just like

25:54

dr. Rocky gonna push blah Oh, yeah, I'm gonna

25:56

do the one around That's

25:59

a class Yeah, that's kind of

26:01

how you were. You think

26:03

I'm going around singing the muffin song? It's sold

26:05

me dude I saw that and I was like

26:07

dude. Let's be friends sold me Nah,

26:10

man, you didn't you didn't come to up to me and

26:12

I captured you I can you were you

26:15

were a Bill weren't you

26:17

weren't famous back then? Well, he was you were an

26:19

introvert though, and I captured

26:21

you Captured you and took

26:23

you to Buffalo Wild Wings and the rest is

26:25

history I actually don't like when people call me

26:27

introvert because I don't think I am I just

26:29

think I have I'm really picky about people. I

26:31

think that back in high school. You were a

26:33

blue I hate being alone. You're

26:35

underestimating how how introverted you were in high

26:38

school. I Think I was

26:40

just shy So

26:42

what the fuck is that? I

26:44

enjoy having people with me at

26:47

all times Like I

26:49

always am the one that is like in a game

26:51

with somebody in a chat with somebody in a discord

26:53

of somebody Because I'm always

26:55

like I always have somebody by my side But

26:58

I'm very picky about who it is. I

27:01

have a small circle, but I

27:03

do not like being alone It's like my least favorite

27:05

thing. Okay, so I fucking love

27:07

that shit. I know Yeah,

27:10

I know When

27:15

I do a long time I'm like I

27:17

got like a slash slash social battery is

27:19

very often the size of like one of

27:21

these batteries one of

27:23

these ones Yeah, the watch battery.

27:25

Yeah Slides besides my

27:27

social battery is like the ones that you put in the Lithium

27:30

one two three like the ones you put

27:32

in the the fire alarms Slash

27:36

all the nine volts where you lick them. Yeah,

27:38

I'm wrong. He's happy. I'm rocking a nine volt

27:40

social battery slides rock in a CR 2032

27:43

battery Yeah,

27:46

we had a joke on sleep deprived

27:48

because we used to film everything

27:50

on the same day And at some point we

27:52

were filming three per day Three

27:55

like two videos and then a podcast and

27:57

the joke was is that I kind of like start

28:00

shutting down during the podcast and they're

28:02

like, oh, Schlatt hit his quota. Like

28:05

I had a word quota on the podcast.

28:07

We've had a similar conversation. I

28:10

told Ted, if we ever do another Chuckle Week,

28:12

Schlatt's not allowed to do three episodes. Oh

28:15

no, absolute banning from three episodes because

28:17

every time we try to do a

28:19

Chuckle Week and we have more than

28:21

three episodes, it happens to me too,

28:23

honestly. Like it's a lot of conversation.

28:25

That's like, I mean,

28:27

that's gotta be like, four

28:29

and a half hours of- It's like fast conversation.

28:31

Of active, active, engaged conversation. Like if you have

28:34

a normal conversation with someone, you can just kind

28:36

of like sit back and just like eat some

28:38

fucking quill teens or whatever. But like podcast. You

28:40

don't have to sit with good posture. Yeah, you

28:42

gotta sit with good posture and be perceived the

28:45

whole time. Dude, oh Schlatt,

28:47

you've been streaming without a face cam.

28:50

Speaking of being perceived. Speaking

28:54

of, you know, I used to play

28:56

Minecraft. Everyone would come, all

28:58

the new viewers would come into the chat. They'd

29:00

be like, whoa, Schlatt's streaming Minecraft? Like

29:03

those good old days that I forgot that

29:05

I never watched actually. But

29:07

I just knew he streamed it like five years ago. They

29:09

came in and they're like, where's

29:12

the face cam? Turn on your camera. Show

29:15

us your beautiful face. No, that's

29:18

not how it works. What, you

29:20

don't remember? What is this? What

29:22

is this? No, fuck no, I'm not turning

29:24

on my face cam. I have drank from

29:26

the water of life. I

29:29

have drank from the water of life. That

29:32

is the no face cam streams. And

29:35

I don't think I'm ever gonna do

29:37

face cam streams when it comes to Minecraft. It's

29:39

just so much

29:41

fucking better. And

29:43

Tucker can't do it because he's not a

29:45

big enough streamer. I know, I'm sitting here

29:47

thinking that right now. I'm like, damn dude,

29:50

that does sound good. Cause I know you're

29:52

like back here just like. Oh

29:54

yeah, absolutely. I'll tell you now what

29:56

I'm doing. I'm like this, right

29:59

up my. And I'm like, yep,

30:03

I like have something and then I'm gonna worry and when

30:05

I'm drinking the beer to do like the slurp thing like

30:10

The day and it's and it's I'm jealous it's

30:12

the it's a tie It's the time of my

30:14

life because what's so nice

30:16

about doing the face cam streams

30:18

It's like I guess you

30:20

wouldn't really I mean Tucker you'd very recently

30:22

probably Learned about this is that when

30:25

you've got a camera like this and then you're doing

30:27

an active thing and you've also got up You

30:30

know enough people to fill an auditorium

30:33

on your right just like talking It's

30:36

a lot. It's a lot of focus on all at

30:38

once and like having a camera

30:40

on you It's like you can like start to forget

30:42

about the fact that you're being perceived and then all

30:44

of a sudden you like look over and you're like

30:47

You're like this on camera And

30:50

having the no face cam it's like I

30:52

feel like I it's easier to think of

30:54

fucking bits on the fly Horse

30:57

it's like I feel like I'm just

30:59

more in tune with everything. It's like

31:02

it's almost meditation It's

31:05

content creation meditation. It's actually

31:07

perfect Tucker. You should be

31:10

Jealous. I am dude. I'm so jealous. I wish

31:12

I had I wish I didn't have to make

31:14

an impression But I mean I

31:16

enjoy it and I know people like it so it's

31:18

good to like they would scream if they didn't get

31:20

to See that so not for

31:22

for our Tucker lovers that haven't become

31:24

Tucker watchers on his stream But

31:27

we haven't had little candy dispenser

31:29

and Tucker's background. He just filled that up

31:31

That's sort of like his partner and now

31:34

they would be missing that they'd be freaking out at

31:36

you. No, they are I do that been using the

31:38

green screen Nvidia's got a green screen like app So

31:41

it'll automatically do you you don't need

31:43

a green. Oh, yeah, it works flawlessly And

31:46

one of this is like a chat reward. So

31:48

I'm like and now I'm like reaching into the void to

31:51

do it I like

31:53

an award for your chat is that you

31:55

get to eat Tonight

31:58

I did it dude. I ate way too many Because

32:00

I had the time limit that way too

32:02

low. I had like a thousand calories worth

32:05

of peanut M&Ms that night Oh, dude, I

32:07

love peanut M&Ms too. I think I've talked

32:09

about it I keep saying the

32:11

phrase I think I've talked about on the podcast

32:13

because we've reached the point of maturity in a

32:16

podcast where like our memories are now Like we'll

32:18

be like, oh you talked about this like

32:21

two years ago Let's

32:24

be honest viewers and listeners We

32:26

don't know what we said last week

32:29

on the podcast. Yeah could not

32:31

remember. I have to look

32:33

at the chapters that Parker's

32:36

wife the editor makes for the podcast

32:38

to remember what the topics were that

32:40

we talked about so I can make

32:42

a title for The podcast because I

32:44

that's how quickly I forget what we

32:46

fucking talked about But

32:49

what I was gonna say originally

32:51

before I went on my couple tangents

32:53

was that There's a

32:55

very special relationship before from the time that

32:57

I worked at Staples Peanut

33:00

M&Ms and the relationship

33:02

of how I obtained those M&Ms

33:04

because there was a bit of

33:06

theft in a video game That

33:10

piano M&Ms at Staples were like in

33:12

the in the like non My way of

33:14

fighting back against the system in the

33:17

non manager employees because we had like eight

33:19

managers There was tons of

33:21

managers gray shirts on that

33:24

Grace and they were sweaty. I

33:26

don't I Out of all the

33:28

non gray shirts and peanut M&Ms were like

33:30

a known kind of acceptable thing to steal

33:33

Yeah, like everybody really if they weren't stealing

33:35

it They had a they had an extra

33:37

large Dunkin Donuts cup up front that was

33:39

full of Diet Coke and liquor It's

33:42

like okay. That's this you own. Yeah

33:44

in between their smoke breaks, right? Smoke

33:48

breaks in there. I know I can picture

33:50

I can picture like four of them that

33:52

were living that life. Oh Man,

33:54

the retail life dude, and this is the last thing

33:57

I'll say about staples because I've I

33:59

just have to say You know, we

34:01

had this one manager. I won't call him out directly.

34:03

I'm sure that he doesn't even know what the internet

34:05

is, but but He

34:09

would walk in and every day

34:11

if you got within five meters

34:13

of him You would

34:15

get this Dunkin Donuts coffee breath

34:18

That was like the closest thing

34:20

that I could compare to when

34:22

spongebob ate that sandwich in that

34:24

episode And he was like terrorizing

34:26

Bikini Bottom where it was like

34:29

It was and it was like an aura

34:31

that came off of him It would hit

34:34

you and then you'd be like that guy

34:36

with the nostril shot and that spongebob episode

34:38

where spongebob ate the sandwich Where he like

34:41

oh That was actually a really

34:43

good recreation of it. Thank you. That

34:46

was surprisingly accurate. It also is an

34:48

ice cream sundae Yeah

34:52

Put all that shit on that ice cream

34:54

which is weird. You know, what's weird about

34:56

that episode though What even though there's a

34:58

bunch of slop a bunch of? Gunk

35:01

on it. It still kind of makes

35:03

me want an ice cream sundae when

35:05

I see him building it. Yeah, you

35:08

know Yeah, yeah, do you remember

35:10

building an ice cream sundae as a

35:12

kid? Absolutely a childhood like Pacific experience

35:14

No, no, you got no a Jerry's

35:17

has that much with has that many

35:19

tools for ice cream creation As

35:23

an adult if I want to make an ice

35:26

cream sundae I go get like the low fat

35:28

like gelato shit that we bought and Yes,

35:32

this will do yes, I'm a halo top

35:35

is like just basically like Notion

35:42

of a flavor Sugar-free

35:45

chocolate syrup. My wife will be like

35:47

no, it's it's so good terrible

35:51

Like role-playing ice cream. It's like what crow trying

35:53

to be a soda. Yeah, it

35:55

ain't it I'll tell you

35:57

one of my one of my

35:59

shames shameful delights. That's what

36:01

I'm gonna call it. The healthy pleasures? No,

36:03

no. I'm gonna start calling it shameful delights. I

36:06

feel like it's even smoother. And

36:09

this is like, I might actually like

36:11

open myself up to criticism here but I'm

36:13

okay with it. I

36:15

like easy cheese. That's

36:18

a Ted snack right there. That's okay. I like

36:20

easy cheese. No, it's not. I think that's okay.

36:22

I like easy cheese and I like putting on

36:24

a Ritz cracker or go an extra

36:26

step further if you want a little dust on

36:28

your fingers. Chicken and a biscuit. Easy

36:32

cheese is gross. Dude, it's so...

36:34

I like craft jingles. Like

36:36

individually, like on its own? Yeah,

36:40

no. Oh, what was that?

36:44

Was that a retraction at the final moment?

36:46

No, no, no. I don't

36:48

eat them on their own but I

36:50

use them quite frequently. I get a

36:52

good stack of them in my fridge.

36:56

And I'm unashamed about that. I mean, I think

36:58

it's a little classier than easy

37:00

cheese but I can still

37:02

respect it because it comes from the

37:04

same place. I just don't know. It's

37:06

easy. When you eat some cheese, just

37:09

put it on like it's fucking whipped cream,

37:11

baby. That's cool. I don't think it is.

37:13

Yeah, that's cool. But what is it

37:15

though? What is it? Who

37:18

knows? Yeah, like what is it?

37:20

Who knows? Okay. I

37:22

could ask the same thing about... Okay.

37:26

Now I need something to say here when

37:28

if I'm gonna make a comparison. I could

37:30

say the same thing about

37:32

that shit you love so much, Tucker,

37:35

and it's called beer. Yeah,

37:38

what? Beer? Beer. We

37:40

know what beer is. Yeah,

37:42

I think Bud Light Prince did it on the

37:44

can. It was like a marketing. It's just like

37:46

barley hops, wheat, water. Fuck it.

37:48

Um... That's

37:52

a good question. I got no idea what's in

37:54

fucking easy cheese and it could be killing me.

37:56

That's probably the most likely can... That's... They

38:00

sell it in California honestly you know how blind

38:02

people can like tell what

38:04

dollar they're holding Like

38:06

oh, that's a $10 bill and you're like grandma. How

38:09

the fuck do you know that I know I

38:11

know You've never

38:13

heard that No, you're telling

38:15

me blind a lot of powers Yeah,

38:17

if you lose one like I just

38:20

yeah, yeah, if you lose a sense then your

38:22

others get stronger Yeah, no you the other's been

38:25

so Come on You're

38:28

getting you're getting on his case a little bit right now.

38:30

Oh, sorry. I don't watch here Okay,

38:32

or like if you're blind you can you

38:35

can hear better. He's right though I'm

38:38

right. So I was right This is a thing

38:40

where they have a little bit of a of

38:43

a thing like you can feel the numbers

38:45

on and stuff They get they have they

38:47

have more and their brain has more RAM

38:50

to put towards the the other senses That's

38:52

a funny way to put it ram. They got more ram The

38:55

paper money of the United States is

38:58

not tasked tax I attack highly tact

39:00

highly identifiable blind people cannot identify the

39:02

paper money without a help of a

39:04

sighted person or a machine Shit,

39:08

then my grandma must have had a machine or

39:11

she wasn't blind. She's just fucking with you guys. Maybe

39:13

she was fucking with me Yeah,

39:15

that's that's fair. Yeah, I think grandma

39:17

played your ass I

39:19

feel like I've heard that story from like three

39:22

three three different occasions I've heard

39:24

of a blind person or someone

39:26

who knew a blind person that

39:29

could tell what bill it is You know,

39:31

like I just feel like that's a thing.

39:33

I've heard a lot. Yeah,

39:35

am I crazy? Ted

39:37

have you heard this like just

39:39

mentioned in life at

39:42

some point? Well, it's just sounded so familiar

39:44

to me that I thought you were right.

39:46

Yeah, I feel like I must have heard

39:48

it Maybe it's one of those like elementary

39:50

school lies because I feel like there's a

39:53

laundry list of maybe ten Elementary school lies

39:55

that like I held on to but never

39:57

really got into a situation where I had

39:59

to unlearn them so like every two years

40:01

I unlearn one of them, you

40:03

know, yeah I mean, that's the only

40:06

evidence I had for the whole Ram

40:09

analogy So maybe

40:11

they're sent maybe the other senses don't

40:13

get better and I was just like

40:15

to sense would be telling this touch

40:17

Bro, size makes sense. You ever seen

40:19

toff and avatar last airbender Tucker Well,

40:21

maybe it's just because ones are really

40:23

really like worn in and fives are

40:25

less Maybe it and nobody

40:27

carries Two's fifties or hundreds

40:29

so you'll get a one in four chance

40:32

just on the guess people don't carry fifties

40:35

No, dude once last time you saw okay 50.

40:37

No, I don't carry 20s or 100 I

40:40

haven't seen a 15 years dude who's on the 50

40:43

You list these s grant, but I always

40:45

carry it too. I carry it too because

40:47

those are fun to give us tips Dips

40:50

yeah as a classiest thing flat could have

40:53

said you give tips when it's when it

40:55

warrants enough of enough I'm a tip. What

40:57

are you giving a $2 tip though? Yeah,

40:59

who's on the two as well when I

41:01

have a $20 order and need to tip

41:05

wait That'd

41:10

be a 10% tip, uh, no, it's fine No,

41:12

I mean like you just throw it on the

41:14

table I mean most of the time you're paying

41:16

with a card They'll just charge it to the

41:18

card, but you throw it you throw the two

41:21

on the table, you know, that's what that's a

41:23

cool thing Oh, yeah, everyone loves a $2 bill.

41:25

That's just that's just work laws up. Yeah,

41:27

it's funny It's like they just carry them

41:29

at the bank. Right? You just have to

41:32

ask for them I remember one time

41:34

in like first grade, you know

41:36

ice cream was like a dollar and lunch was like

41:38

two bucks And as a kid, you'd go and pay

41:41

cash to get your lunch. It was kind of a

41:43

weird thing But

41:45

this kid he was his parents were fresh from

41:47

China. They were new in the United States He

41:49

was buying lunch with a $2 bill and I was

41:51

like dude. Are you about to spend

41:53

that? Like you

41:56

don't you don't spend those you put that

41:58

in your your cool little coin box

42:00

forever. Mm-hmm. And so

42:02

did you? I assumed that. And he spent it. No,

42:05

he spent it. Wow. You didn't

42:07

trade him? Well, I wasn't. What was I gonna eat? I

42:10

wasn't gonna eat my bagel and cream cheese? Well, why didn't you just

42:12

trade him your money for their money? Because then how

42:15

was I gonna get launched? Like, trading

42:17

your money for their money. Yeah,

42:19

and then I would have a $2 bill that I didn't want to

42:21

spend. Oh. Yeah, then

42:23

you'd have no money. Yeah. I

42:26

needed that bagel. Yeah, didn't

42:28

have money tree at that point yet either. So

42:31

yeah, dude, the fucking bagel that was this thin

42:33

and it was like, and then you had to

42:35

use the fucking wobbly,

42:40

plastic fucking knife to get

42:42

in there and try to get as much fucking sour

42:44

cream out as you could so you could get

42:47

it on the thing. I'm fucking... I've

42:49

been up for 30 hours already. You gotta give

42:51

me some grace here. Honestly, I think I'm operating pretty good

42:54

for having been awake for 30 hours. Thank

42:56

you very much. You're not doing bad. You're not

42:58

doing bad. Yeah. Yeah. Tucker,

43:01

you're eating sour cream chips right now. What are those?

43:04

He's eating rap snacks. He's eating the

43:06

amigos flavor. All

43:08

right, is it amigos because they're amigos? Probably.

43:11

We're trying to figure this out on the way

43:13

home today. I could see that.

43:16

I found this in the most bodega

43:19

ass back, you know, just like

43:21

side of the road place

43:24

and they got them. These are blowing up. I think it's

43:26

because of Chuckle. They are. No,

43:29

they're hitting the shelves. I don't think they're blowing up. Well, they've

43:31

always been on the shelves. Everybody knows about rap snacks. Oh, yeah,

43:33

they have been around. I've never seen those in my entire life.

43:36

You've seen them multiple times on this podcast.

43:38

You can't deny that you've ever seen them

43:40

before. Never seen a rap snack before. Someday.

43:45

You're missing out, dude. These are good. You're just

43:47

gonna get a package at your doorstep. Dabbing

43:50

is a lifestyle. And it's not gonna be

43:52

a bomb. It's going to be like a

43:54

palate of just every flavor

43:57

of rap snacks, a lifetime supply.

44:00

You'll never go hungry. No, I don't I don't

44:02

need wrap snacks. I don't think that'd be healthy

44:04

for me. That's where you're that's the hill you're

44:06

dying on. You know how like do you guys

44:08

know how people with no

44:10

with no hearing can like see

44:12

through shit? Like

44:15

can look at like that sounded crazy

44:17

when you first said that people with

44:19

no hearing can see through shit. Yeah,

44:21

they can like see your like I

44:23

like that like the the TSA screeners

44:26

that you. Mm.

44:30

Yep, they can see your balls. Echo location.

44:32

They can see your balls. This is a

44:34

bit from last episode. What

44:37

do you mean? P is stored in the balls. What

44:40

are you talking about? I'm not even talking about P

44:42

is stored in the balls. I'm talking about how deaf

44:44

people can see for okay. The x-ray

44:47

third thought I just got. How

44:49

did they teach Helen Keller fucking

44:51

anything? That's a I dude confounds

44:53

me to this day. I mean,

44:55

hey to be fair, that's really

44:57

totally there. She

44:59

didn't end up being that good though. Let's be

45:02

honest here. She wasn't that good. She

45:04

was annoying. Wow.

45:10

On based on what Tucker what did she what does she do to

45:12

annoy you? We learned about her in

45:14

school for a long ass time. And then yeah,

45:16

when'd you learn about her? I feel like I

45:18

but you were in that special program. The

45:22

rest of the way with the Chromebook

45:24

day. I still okay. Yeah, you're a

45:26

Chromebook and that I was like in

45:28

different classes entirely. No, okay. In

45:30

middle school. I

45:33

just didn't take a language. Okay,

45:36

I didn't take a language in middle school. I

45:38

would go to a place called Learning Center. And

45:40

that's what you can't do this followed rap snacks

45:42

on on TikTok with the chuffal sandwich. Wait,

45:45

no, you can't. We fall three

45:47

people on funny dude. All right.

45:49

I'll let it slide. I'll let

45:52

it slide. Sorry, I didn't mean

45:54

to cut you get distracted. Why

45:56

do you want that? You wait,

45:58

what was I just saying? Learning

46:00

Center, dude. I'll go to learning center. That's

46:02

a special ed. But whenever we talk about

46:04

it. That's special ed. If you weren't doing

46:06

a language and you went to learning center

46:09

You weren't you were in a special

46:11

ed class. There's nothing wrong with that

46:13

But no the actual purpose of that

46:16

class that I would go to was that it

46:18

was like not like it was like a

46:20

Sign class thing It wasn't like it didn't take the

46:22

place of my normal classes Like I would I would

46:24

be able to do and I would also be able

46:26

to go there to take tests and stuff Looks like

46:28

it took the place of Long

46:31

middle school it did in high school. I only

46:33

did it for from you were still going in

46:35

high school freshman and sophomore You're learning center, and

46:37

then I graduated out of it. Okay, all

46:40

right. I just lit you on a tire

46:43

Like dumping gasoline on you The

46:52

the you were incredulous is what it

46:54

was you were incredulous that I continued

46:56

to be in anything you're

47:00

Still in it in high school. Oh All

47:02

right. No That's like

47:05

an elementary school thing. I thought I'm

47:07

for Teddy. Okay now It's making it

47:09

sound like I was thinking elementary school

47:11

kid classes in fucking high school This

47:13

is being this is just it was just a

47:15

place that I could go to do

47:18

work and they were

47:20

like Yeah, the retinas are going to the

47:22

library. Okay, what there's a disconnect. Yeah, I

47:24

was in calculus When

47:26

you were in the learning center, buddy, no you

47:28

I know I was no

47:31

Yes, I were calculus what you did

47:33

do calculus junior year you

47:35

were in calculus when I was a freshman

47:37

in college That's why those math caps is

47:39

are plaguing everybody Calculus

47:41

junior year. Yeah, I had a Really

47:46

thick accent Russian math

47:48

teacher and in my calculus

47:50

class that I had a retake in

47:52

college First year so I was doing

47:55

Russian math. He was going to run.

47:57

No, it wasn't Russian man. I just could

47:59

barely understand There was a rough

48:01

in a Russian math center in our

48:03

town and it was

48:05

like a horrifying a drive Why I know

48:07

what is like? What is Russian? What's the

48:09

day? Our friend Moses our friend Moses

48:11

I think he would have to go to that that

48:13

like there was a period of Moses's life He had

48:15

to go to Russian math. They could be like,

48:18

oh be like, oh, I can't get pieces a guy's

48:20

like a Russian math abusive

48:22

vibes to it Dude

48:25

my my math teacher he'd take us outside

48:28

For a class when it was really nice out Not

48:31

because he wanted us to enjoy it.

48:34

He'd smoke during the class And

48:42

it would waft over the entire class and

48:44

he just didn't even he was just like

48:46

fuck Track suit

48:48

and squatting to do it.

48:50

He he squat down next to your desk with

48:52

his feet flat I didn't

48:54

I didn't pay a lake of attention

48:57

in this class because I had taken it two

48:59

years prior Wait, I wonder you just look you

49:01

were taking Russian math calculus in freshman year

49:03

No, this is this is freshman year of

49:05

college and I was taking calculus in junior

49:07

year of high school Oh, I know how

49:09

to retake it. I had a reach. Yeah.

49:11

Well, you were in the Learning Center. I

49:13

took it I almost killed myself one

49:16

day my Russian math teacher. He looks at me. He's

49:18

like, why are you here? I'm

49:22

like the only thing I remember from that class and then

49:24

you dropped out you're like, yeah Just

49:35

let's come here my boy sit down

49:38

have a cigarette cigarette I

49:46

Was so funny man, I was like, you know all

49:48

when he pulled out that first fucking cigarette I

49:50

was like, is he this motherfucker is actually

49:53

gonna smoke during our class. I wonder

49:55

how much why like to Secondhand

49:57

smoke he gave to the grave growing

50:00

youth of your generation. I don't know

50:02

man, probably a good amount. He

50:05

got me into it. Another thing like

50:07

Russian math that was really common in our town, Ted,

50:09

was like, my

50:11

wife grew up in a really religious, she grew up in

50:13

the Bible Belt. But in acting

50:15

in Massachusetts, people weren't really religious,

50:18

but I felt like Chinese school

50:20

was like Sunday church. Because

50:24

like, oh, like, yeah. And it was like, I had

50:26

friends and stuff in elementary school, and I'd be like,

50:28

do you want to hang out? And they'd be like,

50:30

I got Chinese school. And I was always like, man,

50:32

what goes on in Chinese school? It's kind of similar

50:34

to when the kids were practicing

50:36

for their, I don't

50:39

know if it's bot or bar mitzvah or whatever,

50:41

they had Hebrew school too. There was Hebrew school

50:43

was the thing. Yeah. A lot

50:45

of schools too. And then I had to go

50:47

to, I had to go to fucking Sunday school

50:49

things in order to get confirmed. Dude, I wasn't

50:52

a new immigrant. I wasn't

50:54

religious. So on Sunday, I was just like, guess

50:56

I'll just fucking play Legos. Oh,

50:58

I didn't have it on Sunday. We did, it

51:00

was called CCD and we did it on Wednesday.

51:03

Yeah. Wednesday night. Wait. I

51:06

was at day of school. Yeah, mine was called CCD

51:08

too, I think. What does it stand for? Christian

51:11

Catholic doctrineation. I have

51:14

no fucking idea. I have no idea.

51:16

Why did CCD sounds really familiar though?

51:19

Like that's literally what it was called for me. Oh,

51:21

yeah. Confraternity of Christian doctrine. That's

51:24

what you had to do. CCD,

51:26

yeah. To get confirmed. And it

51:28

was on Wednesdays, wasn't it? Yeah, it was in

51:30

the group. You split in

51:33

the group and you'd like talk about fucking questions

51:35

that give you fucking homework. Yeah.

51:37

And then you had like a volunteer teacher

51:40

who would be like, it was literally just

51:42

like hanging out. It was literally just like

51:44

hanging out with people and then just giving

51:46

like a notion of a religious response sometimes.

51:48

So you guys were Catholic? Yeah. Dude,

51:52

yes. I think I am

51:54

too. Like by blood. I'm giving

51:56

you a hard time Tucker because that is such

51:58

an established piece of lore for sure. And also

52:00

you've known me for like 10 years. Yeah, I

52:02

never seen you once step foot in a religious

52:04

establishment Dude interesting. It

52:06

was Palm Sunday two days

52:09

ago. Hey, that's why do we Easter dude?

52:11

Can't you see the fucking? Or

52:13

that's not no that was Did

52:17

you see the beads of water hit me

52:19

from the priest who was walking through the

52:21

aisles Tossing with you. This is what they

52:24

would do tugger The guy would get he'd

52:26

get some palms and he got a

52:28

little dish of holy water and start hindsight

52:31

douse it hindsight really

52:35

Really kind of a pagan sort

52:37

of behavior when you think

52:39

about it But no he would go down

52:41

the aisles and he gives the palms in

52:43

like this holy water stuff And then he

52:45

would go like that and he was really

52:47

awesome into the crown. Yeah We're

52:49

the hell again palm leaves in Massachusetts Okay,

52:52

well it's like the modern age I think you can

52:54

order some if you wanted if you really wanted some

52:57

Might you know if I ask my dad?

52:59

I'm like sure supplies dude as a kid

53:01

I don't run store I

53:06

didn't step foot in a church once until I went to boot

53:08

camp, but I was just doing it there to get out of

53:10

Sunday work Oh, yeah

53:14

Everyone was religious at boot camp schlap because it

53:16

was like you said that weren't

53:18

religious you had to stay back and

53:21

You would get subjected to whatever the

53:23

drill instructors wanted because there was like

53:25

five kids that right

53:29

Sorry, I've been away for like 31 hours now, I think

53:31

I think it's 31 hour mark. Yeah.

53:35

Yeah, you know how oh What

53:39

just happened I just hit my quota Your

53:43

quota I just hit my quota.

53:46

Oh, okay I know

53:48

just you can't what were you gonna say? Nothing.

53:51

I forgot No, come on. You Remember

53:53

you remember? No, I genuinely forgot. Oh You remember

53:55

because we were just talking about we're just talking

53:57

about boot camp and then we were just talking.

54:00

Going to go the church thing and we

54:02

were just add add Nintendo is all. Night.

54:04

Or remember Zammit suit. I gave you

54:06

everything that's gone on gone and that

54:09

he got it is. I don't believe

54:11

any forgot what he said. I think

54:13

he just as in one and he

54:15

said as he does Eris alone ban

54:18

on their side. I want Peter now

54:20

I am so fucking bad it makes

54:22

me want i don't do it don't

54:24

do like Iger in you know it.

54:26

I got I got those Cadbury Minister

54:29

did Shockey once is far more like

54:31

those songs I doing. I also prepping

54:33

them prepping for. Easter. Do you see

54:35

this would honestly is that candy right

54:38

there. The hard shell hard shell candies

54:40

right there. To put that away, we're

54:42

focusing on slots thing. The Armando A

54:44

New Age knows. Get.

54:47

Better with age. Loser

54:49

in of could those those Cadbury

54:51

eggs are no he acquired taste.

54:54

They're like the olives of candy.

54:57

I like that. Because

55:00

I don't know about you guys. But. I

55:02

fuckin love green olives. Now I'm

55:04

such an all guy now. Now.

55:08

And well I renounce dance floor read snack

55:10

and ones to some time now Do black

55:13

cause fuck med sit on want that on

55:15

my piece on our know what the deal

55:17

is with that bought. Green.

55:19

Olives, And. If you're

55:22

thinking like all I had an all of

55:24

at a bar and it was a dry

55:26

miserable. Than. You think into the

55:28

wrong all of us because those arms have been said

55:30

now on the bar all day They are. Those.

55:33

Are like the miserable. All of that are

55:35

hot like just wishing for death. You need

55:37

a like well marinated delicious off some degree

55:40

murder as it as a side piece at

55:42

a restaurant unique get is going to come

55:44

out. There can be greasy sometimes just of

55:46

the pits and I'm so so yeah duel

55:48

work in your mouth response. And. Are

55:50

you got this? A

55:53

dad. It dad drinks martinis and

55:56

he loves hours and I'm. not

55:58

going to special order now you do Because he

56:00

told you you wouldn't get the nivicine estate.

56:02

Honestly, I know no, no, no, no, I

56:05

got the olive thing from just a natural

56:07

progression of me getting into olives because I

56:09

there were some you

56:11

can't just decide that that's not true.

56:13

And I'm telling you the truth here.

56:15

I started drinking my dad's drink more

56:17

when I got into olives. What are

56:19

we talking about the kettle one martini

56:21

dry dirty with three olives? Yeah, that's

56:23

the one. Okay, well,

56:26

I started drinking it more when I got more into olives.

56:28

So don't you try coming in here and

56:31

start telling me what's what? All right. I'll

56:33

smack you. I'll smack you

56:36

silly. Is

56:38

that a QR code on your mic, Tucker? He

56:41

didn't even get one episode without it without

56:43

getting called out. It is. What

56:46

is that to wouldn't you like to know?

56:50

Wait for my pull it up. I'm going to do

56:52

it. I'm going to do it. Is

56:54

this an IP grabber? Tucker, stop

56:56

moving your fucking shit around. Tucker,

57:00

I don't know if this works. It's not

57:02

it's not working. Wait, wait, I almost got it.

57:05

Stop moving it. Nope.

57:09

No, that's not working for me.

57:11

Oh my god. Every time I almost get it,

57:14

Tucker keeps moving it. It's

57:16

not working. He's just that just

57:18

won't work. That's kind

57:20

of sad that he put in all that effort taping

57:22

a QR code to the microphone. It doesn't work. I

57:25

think you need to tilt it so it's flat,

57:27

Tucker. It needs to be flush with the surface.

57:31

Oh, oh, I almost had

57:33

it. Oh, I got it. Oh,

57:35

I almost got it. I got it. I

57:38

got it. I got it. Oh,

57:40

shit. All right, check it out. Twitch.tv/Tucker

57:42

Kean. Go check me out. I'm playing

57:44

on the SDMP. Oh, yeah. He's on

57:46

the SDMP. Yeah, that's great. That's

57:49

great. And you know what's crazy about

57:51

QR codes, Tucker? You've got that's a

57:54

one in a they're going to run out of QR codes. You

57:57

know that? Well, then they could

57:59

just make it like. one perimeter bigger and then

58:02

wouldn't that solve the problem? Wouldn't that give them

58:04

like an extra million QR codes or something? Yeah,

58:07

I guess but I like the doomsday aspect

58:09

of this. I like

58:11

the doomsday aspect like what are we going to do when

58:13

we run out of QR codes? What are we going to

58:15

do, that is. What are we going to do when we

58:17

run out of QR codes? I remember, you know what's a

58:20

really fun thing that people should do more if you're in

58:22

high school or- Let's do egging houses and killing kids. No,

58:24

no, that's way too. You

58:27

should be leaving QR codes around your high

58:29

school with like weird shit linked to it.

58:32

I remember I found a QR code out of my

58:34

high school and had some weird shit linked to it

58:36

and it made my day. I was like, that was

58:38

awesome. It was Easter egg. I

58:40

think people kind of do that already though

58:42

in school but it's just the equivalent of just

58:44

like an unknown number air dropping you something. It

58:47

always happens on a plane every one in

58:49

a while. Yeah. Or like a slur

58:51

like carved into the desk and you're just like, well, all right.

58:54

You were bored. You were bored. Dude,

58:57

the, I was never one

58:59

of those people. I never even, I don't

59:01

know who had the time and effort

59:04

and energy to be those guys who

59:06

in the bathrooms like they

59:08

didn't like write on like with Sharpie,

59:11

it was like, it was carved. It was

59:13

carved. Dude, how long were you in here?

59:15

Yeah, it's like, did you get a

59:18

knife? Were you using like- That's a big shit. Like,

59:20

would you get, did you get a pencil? Like they

59:22

were, there was, you could, you

59:24

know, if you were, if you were a blind person,

59:27

you'd be able to feel that money. Yeah. Yeah.

59:30

You would. You would. And it's just something

59:32

like, and

59:34

they didn't, they didn't really think about

59:37

what they wanted to say. It just says shit

59:39

in all caps. It doesn't, it doesn't

59:42

give you a message of, it doesn't,

59:44

it doesn't, there's no revolutionary message. It's

59:46

just shit or fuck or cum. Oh.

59:50

Yeah. We got a big QR code

59:52

on screen right now, everybody. Scan it. See where it takes

59:54

you. Take

59:56

the risk. the

1:00:00

risk.