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well. Flat. What do we have

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here? Why are you asking me what we

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have here? What do we have used? Doing

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your little shaken your stupid it jacket. Would.

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You find out on D Pop

0:13

now it's him that bought it.

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have fooled me and I'm and

0:20

I'm feeling oh my god how

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many or relax on ironically for

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like one or bureau back of

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your obey. The.

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Have dude good times and another guy see

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that in the back but that's that's the

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baseball bat where we are. Murdered.

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To homeless people And a Melrose.

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have to do here we go now.

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item dude you're in shame at Leeds

0:46

chain mail at this point. This is

0:48

this is like you buy a new

0:50

that's brass knuckles if somebody's life lock

0:52

jewelry I'd just be like yo I

0:54

just going this ago gee gee scuse

0:57

me law you can't mess with me.

0:59

Unfashionable and rate of by then you

1:01

get stabbed because you're in Los Angeles.

1:03

but it's like chain mail so like

1:05

they tried to stab me and I'm

1:08

going to go few. I'm like. I'm

1:10

going to grab the knife with just the metal

1:12

so I don't get caught and I'm like this.

1:15

And permanent ban the masculine grablander thick hard

1:17

can be an hour of com start jerking

1:19

off. yeah going to start on restored understood

1:22

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1:24

yeah you don't I'm gonna bend the knife

1:26

and then I'm gonna wrap and were gravest

1:28

and is metal so I'm a third term.

1:30

funny during. Our gardens

1:32

are going to be funny and any said

1:34

that it's with a happy ending in then

1:36

I'm like you look like an idiot right

1:38

now Our local. I like this on ago.

1:42

You have. To

1:45

the city and and aspects of

1:47

covered everything. Yeah, Yeah

1:51

yeah that's right, one willing than

1:53

and then and then he goes.

1:55

I was amazing Are welcome to Juggle

1:58

sandwich. Welcome

2:19

everyone back to another episode of Chuckle

2:21

Sandwich. Today is an unfortunate day. I

2:23

mean, well, it's fortunate for one reason

2:26

because we're standing. We're using our stand-offs.

2:28

We're not fully sedentary today. I mean,

2:30

you shot in a field. He's in

2:33

a beautiful field. Oh, no, no, we

2:36

wouldn't. Nothing

2:38

like a little bit of room edging for the

2:41

idea. I'm at the Capitol building, guys. I'm back

2:43

here. I'm with my boys. What's going on? Hey,

2:45

what are you doing there? What are you doing

2:47

next? Oh, you know, me and the boys

2:49

just we get a we go. We

2:51

go to up the Capitol Hill every

2:53

now and then. Oh, yeah. Tinkering. Use

2:55

some tinkering. Tinkering is an interesting word

2:57

to use specifically tinkering like

3:00

in a like in what way like

3:02

in an elf sort of Christmas way

3:04

or more like a more like a

3:06

like a develop develop

3:09

and start inventing things maybe printing items

3:11

that you wouldn't be able to get

3:14

in the real market. Right.

3:16

Right. And then add them on

3:18

to our our 15 receivers. Hey,

3:22

listen, we have fun around here. I have

3:24

this thing where I ask my audience and

3:26

I'm like, hey, show me your cool thing

3:29

or give me a presentation on this cool

3:31

thing. Yeah, and it turns out I have

3:33

a lot of engineers in my audience. Oh,

3:36

do you? And so, oh, yeah, there's

3:38

this kid who made a jambo extension

3:41

for YouTube where all

3:43

the YouTube thumbnails had jambo in

3:45

it somewhere. Oh, I

3:47

think I saw that on the Chuckle sandwich

3:49

subreddit where they were it was like, yeah,

3:51

it put jambo over my my face or

3:53

something like it replaced me with jambo, but

3:55

it didn't replace yours. So I think it

3:57

has like a Schlatt detector. So like It

4:00

won't cover you or something like that. That's dude.

4:02

It's a it's a great extension It's got like

4:04

50 000 people using it. I think there's a

4:06

lot of there's a lot of smart people That

4:08

does seem like a more tame other than what

4:10

you were implying though. It seems like a more

4:12

tame kind of thing Like oh,

4:14

there's it gets worse. It gets worse. I

4:16

wasn't done There was a kid who made

4:19

an instrument, uh that that plays notes based

4:21

on where you you piss into it And

4:24

in the video he showed himself Using

4:27

it was he did a what did he what did he play? I

4:30

know. Did he play a song shut it off? I wasn't Inclined

4:33

to watch it past that. Yeah, imagine. Imagine. Is he

4:35

open up the video and you just keep watching it's

4:37

like Oh

4:47

man, wow, well, it's good to see we missed

4:49

last week Sorry guys,

4:52

should we tell him the news? Should we tell

4:54

him why why we sold the podcast? Yeah,

4:57

well, yeah, we did we did sell the podcast

4:59

we sold it and now we

5:01

are owned we're owned boys No, it's just

5:03

it's for the year. Maybe we'll

5:05

maybe we'll resound but basically that you guys are

5:07

gonna see ads You're gonna start hearing ads. I

5:09

mean, I think audio listeners you guys

5:11

were hearing ads already, but now we're you're getting

5:14

Like mid-rolls and stuff that are you getting more now

5:17

you're getting more now But if you're wondering where

5:19

it's coming from that's from we signed this deal. So

5:21

they're taking care of all our ads So we're gonna

5:23

have we're gonna have we're having an ad on this

5:25

episode too. So be prepared for that But

5:28

that's more of a that I guess that's a housekeeping

5:30

thing We're doing some chuckle

5:33

housekeeping. I guess I mean every every time we

5:35

joined the call. I was like ted. Where are

5:37

our ads? Where's our money? I

5:39

was where's my money? Why haven't I been paid? I

5:44

said ted it's been uh, why don't you do what

5:46

I do so many nine ten eleven twelve 12

5:50

months without payment So,

5:52

uh, yeah, that's what we did. Um,

5:54

just some housekeeping, you know, yeah a little bit

5:56

of housekeeping but Sorry, we are

5:59

going to do my housekeeping By the way, this

6:01

is where I do it. Yeah, what's behind you there?

6:05

You're in a submarine oh I

6:09

hear strange noises submarine

6:13

Like it shouldn't be making that noise It's

6:16

just like oh, there's a leak coming in from the

6:18

submarine. Oh Dude

6:23

my The

6:25

runners the runners aren't working on my

6:27

submarine anymore. What the heck dude using

6:29

a Wii controller to control a submarine

6:41

Yeah, you don't have Wii motion plus and they're

6:43

like it does that thing where the fucking Wii

6:45

remote gets like you have to like push It

6:47

off to the side so you can like kind

6:49

of reconnect it, but you're already dragging along the

6:51

ocean floor And

6:53

it implodes And

6:58

you're that you brought along with you cuz

7:00

yeah like what does that call horizon horizon

7:02

seven deep or whatever the fuck I was

7:05

What a ride? I don't know submerge

7:08

or deeper falconer

7:12

You try to I'm trying to say the

7:14

name of the submarine that I'm loaded. Yeah,

7:17

I forgot it already Yeah

7:19

challenge crazy that we kind of

7:21

like Challenger no,

7:23

that was a spaceship. That was a rocket

7:25

ship that exploded. I honestly

7:27

feel Challenger

7:30

was the rocket ship Challenge

7:32

only the deepest note and point in the

7:34

seabed of earth. Okay That's

7:37

where the submarine might be But

7:39

it wasn't called that but that

7:42

is ironic. It is called

7:44

that But I

7:46

don't know man. Sorry, dude. Sorry, man. Sorry. I'm

7:49

trying to learn a little bit. Sorry I'm

7:51

sorry. I'm trying to learn a little bit about

7:53

him. I mean the better you dress the dumbing

7:55

you get no No, I actually

7:58

think that I've gotten smarter. I think I've gotten cooler You

8:01

think you look smarter right now than what you

8:03

used to look like? Also let's rip

8:06

the bandaid off now. I think

8:09

Charlie, Charlie bimbo-fied himself.

8:11

Do not call Charlie a bimbo,

8:13

brother. Charlie turned into a

8:15

bimbo. I'm gonna say it. That's

8:17

a slur. I'm gonna say

8:20

it. You know, if you can't, if you

8:22

aren't dressing sexy, then don't, you cannot reclaim

8:24

bimbo. You cannot

8:26

reclaim bimbo. I'm

8:28

reclaiming bimbo. I'm incredibly sexy right now. I don't

8:31

know what you're talking about. You're wearing a Terry

8:33

Black jacket. I'm wearing my Terry Blacks. I'll admit

8:35

it is corduroy. It

8:37

is corduroy, so there is an aspect of

8:39

fashion there. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Look

8:42

what else I got. What do you

8:44

got? I'm double, I'm gonna be double cordoned today. Look

8:47

at me. Okay. Double

8:49

cord. Double cord coming on. Here's the thing.

8:51

You will have a problem with my outfit

8:53

of the day that I come onto the

8:56

podcast with, and then immediately after you'll start

8:58

competing with it by throwing, I'm just like,

9:00

you'll start throwing articles of clothing on. Like

9:02

you're, you're, you're good. Well, hey,

9:04

well, hey, I'm, at least I know what I'm

9:06

doing. You know what I'm saying? Now, I'm double

9:08

corded up right now. You are,

9:10

you are double corded up. You actually, I'll

9:13

say you're looking good. You should,

9:15

you know what you should do? You

9:17

should do a video where you just

9:19

get a bunch of, like

9:22

you, you, you, you go

9:24

visit YouTubers, tell them a

9:26

lie. Maybe I should just use,

9:28

you should go, you're, you're struggling right now. Can

9:30

I just point this out? You're

9:33

struggling to like stand up. Are

9:36

you drunk? No. No,

9:39

I'm not drunk. You were

9:41

slurring your words and you were like,

9:43

you were like, you were like doing

9:45

this. Okay. The reason is that

9:47

I'm standing. So there's more room for me to

9:50

like, gesticulate. Like I can, I can, I can

9:52

move around a little bit more. Less

9:54

blood in the head. Oh yeah. A little

9:56

bit less blood in the head. You're right.

9:58

You're right. my feet like

10:00

planted here. So you go

10:03

to YouTubers houses, all right? You go

10:05

to YouTubers houses and you

10:07

will lie to them. You'll tell

10:09

them you're gonna do something. You then find all

10:11

of their white shirts specifically. Well, I mean it

10:13

could be black shirts but you cut

10:15

out holes in the nipples things and then

10:17

you tell them that you want to do

10:20

some sort of contest, some sort of thing with

10:22

the white shirts. They come out with the white

10:24

shirt on, their nipples are exposed. You laugh at

10:26

them, you make fun of them. It's like a

10:28

prank video thing but it's sort of a conspiracy

10:31

because you're like cutting out all the nipple

10:33

holes for the

10:36

YouTubers you know and I think that that

10:38

would be a good idea. And what

10:41

do you think of that? We're gonna cut that out.

10:43

No, why? We're gonna cut it out. I don't, I

10:45

just don't think it was funny. That's

10:48

so rude. That's so rude. We're gonna keep it.

10:50

I think something was a good part of the

10:53

podcast. No, we're gonna keep that, we're gonna keep

10:55

that in actually. We're gonna keep that in. We're

10:57

gonna argue about whether or not it was worth

10:59

staying in. Let me tell you what's worth arguing

11:01

about. Charlie fucking bimbo-fied himself. He did. You can't

11:04

tell me he didn't. He

11:06

Charlie's Climesicle turned himself

11:08

into a bimbo. Bimbo.

11:10

He's like that image

11:14

of that, you remember that

11:16

image Ted of that studious

11:19

bookworm girl who's got her backpack

11:21

and her books and

11:23

then she finds like something on the ground

11:25

Oh yeah, I know exactly what you're talking

11:28

about. And then all the sudden she's got

11:30

like these fucking double d's. The progression of

11:32

her finding like a high heels or something

11:34

and then like she's becoming a bimbo. Yeah,

11:36

no I know exactly what, oh, because you

11:39

know what it is? The original was

11:42

a bimbo discovering a book and

11:44

then progressively turning into like a

11:46

studious woman. Into the bookworm. There's

11:49

some people photoshopped it so it

11:51

was like a girl becoming a

11:53

bimbo. Oh,

11:57

that would be crazy to see Charlie in high heels. in

12:00

the short skirt though I mean it would be not something

12:02

I would miss out on. I'd be

12:04

trending on Twitter. Yeah. No. Oh.

12:08

It would be trending on Twitter. I need an

12:10

iPhone with bigger storage after that. Oh.

12:15

You're gonna be having

12:17

a... Yeah. Yeah.

12:20

You're gonna have a whole album. You're gonna have

12:22

a whole album. You're gonna have an upgrade to

12:24

a fucking 250, 512 gigabyte iPhone. I need the

12:26

one terabyte iCloud. Do they have that? I

12:29

don't know. Another thing

12:31

that Chocolors you might notice today, because

12:34

usually it doesn't say anything until after

12:36

like the first 10 minutes, but Tucker is actually not

12:38

here today. We're actually missing

12:40

our little cherub. Another bit of

12:43

housekeeping, guys. We are topical. I

12:45

think it's important we address this snippet in the

12:47

butt. We used to be non-topical,

12:51

but now we are topical. Have

12:53

you heard of the Willy Wonka AI disaster at

12:55

all? Have you seen any of this? Yeah.

12:59

Oh, you have? Yeah. Oh.

13:02

Well... Who the fuck

13:04

hasn't? I don't know. I wrote that down.

13:06

So, I wrote this down in our topics

13:08

chat, like literally on the 27th when it

13:10

was like... So five full days ago, I

13:13

saw this going on. But

13:16

I'm very excited about this because

13:18

it's the fucking... There's

13:21

these people who organized a Willy Wonka...

13:23

It was in like the... Where

13:25

was it? It was in like Scotland or something or

13:28

England or... I think it was in Scotland. Yeah. And

13:31

it was this Willy

13:34

Wonka experience that

13:36

was happening in Scotland and...

13:42

Sorry. I'm like, I'm not good at doing... What

13:44

is going... Dude. I'm not good at

13:46

doing this screen thing. I'm missing Tucker right now. Me too. I'm

13:49

trying to do this screen thing and this is

13:51

why we need him, dude. This is why we

13:53

need him. It's a Willy Wonka chocolate experience thing.

13:55

They advertised it with AI. So it

13:58

was like these... these

14:00

enchanting beautiful fucking

14:03

pictures of Willy

14:05

Wonka and then people showed up

14:09

and it was this empty warehouse with

14:12

like trash bags and like like

14:16

just maybe like four props. I've

14:19

seen two photos from this really this is

14:21

yeah this is showing a whole other perspective

14:23

yeah no this is like yeah that's what

14:26

the right that's how they advertise how they

14:28

advertised it and what's

14:30

crazy about this is that like they

14:32

were offering like refreshments and stuff the

14:36

refreshments were were like a

14:38

table that had quarter

14:40

cups of lemonade in them

14:43

hmm quarter cups

14:45

of lemonade I'm telling you quarter cups

14:47

yeah quarter cups quarter cups

14:49

of lemonade what

14:52

else happened there well the first of

14:54

all the entrance fee was $45 so

14:57

people paid $45 to show

14:59

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podcast in the world. How

16:51

the fuck just happened? I'm

16:54

so excited about what I'm saying. I'm

16:57

getting hot. I gotta take this

16:59

off. Why does this excite you?

17:02

This excites me because it's such

17:04

a clear sort of indication that

17:06

AI can be used for such

17:09

bad shit that in a

17:11

very negative way where it's like, yeah, we

17:14

need to regulate the usage of this. I

17:16

suppose there is stuff about false

17:22

advertising, I suppose. You could just

17:24

make this without AI. You could

17:26

get in Photoshop. We do this

17:28

all the time with our dumbbells,

17:30

make them look like they're entertaining

17:32

videos. The

17:35

final result is just 45 minutes

17:38

of slop. I

17:42

think why this is

17:44

also especially funny though is because this

17:46

is maybe in a

17:49

somewhat negative way. This is at the expense of children.

17:53

This is so sad that it's funny because

17:57

they promised on the web. It

18:00

was promising been or to

18:03

make their chocolate and dreams

18:05

become reality. an Ssd warehouse

18:08

one bought bouncy castles and

18:10

like I'm like. A

18:12

I art pace to the walls his

18:15

little for opportunity. Oh.

18:17

They're calling it paradise on.

18:20

And there was there was like

18:22

oh okay. Yeah. Here's here's another

18:24

good one, I hear. That's. Wild. that's

18:26

what they were advertising and that oh

18:29

and they put put up on the

18:31

wall butter on a poster. ah. Ah,

18:34

Of eroding you see as a little rainbow thing

18:36

like half of it wasn't even like. Related

18:39

to Willy Wonka. Jesus

18:41

Christ. You

18:44

have to be sued for. That's

18:46

right. Oh awesome at this. Look.

18:49

At this. That's.

18:51

Just the sadly just ridiculous it is. That's

18:54

just ridiculous is is this is a whole

18:56

factory that they're showing in this in this

18:58

photo it is a factory there shower they

19:00

had a rainbow road A rainbow road but

19:03

if I was a kid and I thought

19:05

I'd be showing up to this or would

19:07

have thought the I was going to be

19:10

able to go to like. The.

19:12

Johnny Depp one where they had

19:14

the actual chocolate River. Yeah.

19:16

Which I wouldn't say I don't I would

19:19

have been significantly excited about the Chocolate River.

19:21

I would have been excited about the Chocolate

19:23

River. My. Favorite one. Part.

19:26

Is. They also

19:28

hired actors to do like

19:31

a little seen. For.

19:33

Them right? On whoop

19:35

a loop was. Not.

19:37

In the hired on both both over movement

19:40

has some full members and they hired a

19:42

guy to be like Willy Wonka would just

19:44

like he actually spoke out about it and

19:47

he was like he was like my first

19:49

rifle flag was being cast as Willy Wonka

19:51

because I don't look was really want accepts

19:53

Yeah they also use a I to make

19:56

the script. So. I don't know

19:58

of the people making this event. actually

20:00

had an understanding

20:02

of what Willy Wonka was about because

20:04

there was a new character that was

20:07

created and it was

20:09

called The Unknown.

20:13

Look at this. Look

20:15

at this. Ready for this? I'm gonna turn up the

20:17

volume here. What

20:25

the fuck? What's that?

20:28

Yeah. Yeah. The

20:30

kid's scared of crying. He

20:38

said, the guy going, Willy Wonka. Get

20:41

the... What

20:43

the fuck? So, this

20:45

is... How is this not in the

20:48

coverage I saw? Yeah.

20:50

Yeah. This is why I feel like we need

20:52

to talk about this. This is The Unknown. This

20:55

is a character that was

20:57

created from the AI

21:00

script that is apparently an

21:02

evil chocolate maker that lives

21:04

within the walls. Oh.

21:07

This is a chocolate thing. And you've got this

21:09

Willy Wonka thing doing his little tour and he's

21:11

like, what? It's

21:13

The Unknown. And you can hear children

21:15

going, no. Because

21:20

they've seen Willy Wonka and they're

21:22

probably like, what the fuck is

21:24

that? They're learning

21:26

new lore for themselves. I

21:29

love that. It's

21:31

fucking hilarious. I'm trying to

21:34

respect the fuck out of that. There's zero

21:36

proofreading at all. They had to

21:39

get a costume for it. Yeah.

21:42

Just completely new Willy

21:44

Wonka lore. There was apparently people making

21:46

fan cams of it. Oh,

21:49

wow. She

21:54

looks happy to be there. She seemed like

21:56

she was having a good time. Apparently, she's...

22:00

Oh, actually no, she doesn't look like a victim.

22:02

What do you mean? Look at her face. What? I

22:07

run a very successful company

22:10

with high morale, and I'm tapped into all their

22:12

webcams, and they all look similar to this, all

22:14

my employees. Oh, this is a consistent thing you

22:16

do? So you were the one who installed that

22:18

thing, because it was like, I opened

22:21

up the chuckle portal, and I saw that we had

22:23

this new webcam thing, and I thought, I guess that's

22:25

just what happened when we set it up. I didn't

22:27

know that that was something you put in there. No,

22:29

that was me. That was a Trojan that you put

22:31

in? Trojan? No, it was

22:34

just, it's what professors use

22:36

when you're doing a test.

22:38

Oh, oh, you're using a

22:40

Jerry-rigged proctoring, test proctoring program

22:43

to monitor your employees? I

22:45

shouldn't have said this. This violates several, what

22:48

is it, OSHA? Probably

22:51

OSHA. Of my NDAs that

22:53

I give. You've

22:55

signed with yourself? Yeah.

22:59

I've signed several NDAs with myself, and I can't

23:01

speak on the issue of how I'm treating my

23:03

employees. What if you do

23:05

that, though? Can

23:08

you bring that into a Jim

23:10

Can't Swim video, like a criminal

23:12

investigation thing, and they're like, did

23:16

you kill that young

23:18

child? And you say, buddy,

23:21

I got an NDA about it. I signed

23:23

an NDA with it. Honestly,

23:25

that is something that people do during,

23:28

I don't really, I saw this one TikTok a while

23:30

ago where it was like two

23:33

people that were doing high IQ fucking

23:36

salary negotiations. Have you seen this?

23:38

Where it was like the guy was like, what's your,

23:40

what was your salary your last

23:42

up? And then he's like, I signed an NDA. Like

23:45

you can't say, so he's like, I don't know, trying

23:47

to get a higher payment or whatever. But

23:51

I think that there was one last thing about

23:53

this Wonka thing that

23:55

was, it's

23:59

just like the, This is a parent I think

24:01

speaking out maybe Okay.

24:03

Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, yeah

24:06

Here we go So this this

24:08

father was there Yeah,

24:10

this is a father that's describing

24:13

the disastrous willy wonka event right

24:15

here. Listen in folks. Listen in

24:22

So it was definitely in scotland Definitely

24:24

in scotland you can tell from the fucked

24:26

up accident and the even worse Sight

24:29

inside this guy's mouth. Well, this guy

24:31

didn't this guy didn't make The

24:33

event this is a victim by the way.

24:35

Oh This is not the

24:38

creator of the event. This is the father

24:42

Oh, but you're right Chocolate

24:45

fountain and sweet eat really wonka needs to

24:47

just hook him up with some braces really

24:49

good and a nice day out for the

24:51

children and the family Um, and

24:53

when we got there just as you

24:55

can see by the pictures and stuff. It just was not

24:57

that at all Four

24:59

or five gods four or

25:02

five props jelly beans for the kids

25:06

That's oh, yeah, that's another thing They they would give

25:08

them they gave them like a handful of jelly beans

25:10

as the candy like it was one of those things

25:12

Or it was like hilariously underfunded for

25:14

something where it was like children were

25:16

gonna go to a chocolate factory Was

25:18

not what was promised whatsoever Was there

25:20

any chocolate? No,

25:22

that was the worst part There

25:26

was no chocolate either Was

25:29

this okay big question time

25:32

sure you can't as a

25:34

regular person Who is

25:36

not related to whoever owns the

25:38

willy wonka ip? You

25:40

can't just create a willy wonka experience.

25:43

Oh, no Honestly, well

25:46

Well, it was a book right? It was a

25:48

book. So for the movies they bought licensing and

25:50

stuff for it I guess I don't know honestly.

25:52

I feel like copyright

25:55

run out on the original

25:57

work Where anyone is

25:59

he Is it like Mickey Mouse

26:01

where you can create a Mickey Mouse experience?

26:03

I don't know. That's like 75 years. I

26:05

mean, I don't really know how. Willy

26:07

Wonka is a rolled doll book. So I don't know if

26:09

that's a, isn't Willy Wonka

26:11

a rolled doll book? Yeah. Willy Wonka. I think

26:13

that's a rolled doll. That seems like some rolled

26:16

doll would make up. Yeah.

26:18

Some other, yeah. Next to his

26:20

stupid shit about a giant peach.

26:23

Dude. Okay. So. And a BFG.

26:25

Well, hold on. Now hold on.

26:28

Big fat, girthy. Big fat, girthy.

26:31

What? More like BFG C, if you

26:33

know what I'm saying. Yes.

26:35

Um, no, but I do have a problem with what you

26:37

just said about James and the Giant Peach. Why? Why?

26:40

Because there was an awesome 3D

26:42

animated, or it was a stop motion film. I think it

26:44

was Tim Burton, maybe. No, it might not have been Tim

26:46

Burton, but it was, it was

26:49

James and the Giant Peach, the stop motion animated movie. Have you

26:51

seen this? No. Oh,

26:53

it was like my childhood. We watched it on

26:56

VHS. We'd rent it from like Blockbuster or something

26:58

like that. And I love that

27:00

movie. That was an awesome movie. Sorry.

27:03

Yeah, no, it's okay, though. I mean, there

27:06

is the creator of the event, though, of

27:08

this Willy Wonka thing. Apparently, is he named?

27:11

It looks like I have all new

27:13

details about that viral Willy Wonka experience

27:16

in Scotland, especially on the mastermind behind

27:18

it. And it is way crazier than

27:20

you. Mastermind. I've seen the story by

27:22

now. People paid $45 for an immersive

27:24

Willy Wonka experience. And when they got

27:26

there, it was just a heavy warehouse

27:28

and a handful of props and the

27:30

world's saddest Oompa Loompa. Kids were literally

27:32

crying and parents got so mad they actually

27:34

called the cops on the place. It was

27:36

put on by this company called House of

27:38

Illuminati, which is really just one. Okay, okay.

27:41

It was won by the House of the

27:43

Illuminati. They did not get any rights to

27:45

put that on. They did

27:47

not get the Willy Wonka license. The

27:49

fuck? That's a big, that's

27:51

a big white license, too. That's a,

27:53

that's a big license to get. House

27:56

of the Illuminati. Jesus Christ. So

27:58

what's this guy? The Greenhouse

28:00

You're the one guy named Billy Coal

28:03

and he is something Be used chat

28:05

cbt degenerate everything which appears to be

28:07

his Evo because he wrote and

28:09

published seventeen novel on Amazon in one

28:12

ear and they are all a I

28:14

generated Be calls himself an enigmatic wordsmith

28:16

in a rising star in the

28:18

literary world a blurb wooden also written

28:21

by a I presumably the night before

28:23

they open. He gave the actors a

28:25

giant fifteen paid script that was written

28:28

by machine and told them to. Learn

28:30

it but none of it made sense with

28:32

any of the props in such they had

28:34

like the Twilight Tunnel this is what the

28:36

guess we're expecting what the actors rent paid

28:38

interacting with but instead it was of these

28:40

black curtains on either side with these checkerboard

28:43

posters on it and mirrors like what is

28:45

that supposed to be. That. Is

28:47

crazy that is crazy Will Whatever the case

28:49

this was a this was a the are

28:51

are a ridiculous thing that was my blowing

28:53

up on twitter armor when I first saw

28:56

it I was like I was like this

28:58

going to be great topic for the true

29:00

for chuckle at the Time magazine as we

29:02

gonna like remain a relatively are potentially unknown

29:05

things and then I just can't I just

29:07

kept more and more information just now coming

29:09

out about his side yes yes and no

29:11

you now we see you thought we were

29:13

weird remember he wanted a funfair cool I

29:16

saw it. When the tweet about it.

29:18

That. Are some some. Twitter

29:20

thing and tweeted about was i saw when and

29:22

had like. Two K

29:24

lights. So. I'm and buy homes. This.

29:29

Machine Is this legit Amazon? Let's fucking

29:31

national news. at this point I mrs

29:33

never won his time. I think gaming

29:35

consoles. I see he made a he

29:37

just made a video talking about this

29:39

as well. But.

29:42

It's it's so fucking funny because my and

29:44

learn more about it. Abu Dawood friend of

29:46

the show Danny Gonzales. Check out his video

29:48

on it. But.

29:51

Yeah I mean. I. Think

29:54

that we should do something like this. Why?

29:58

Like. Why? What kind

30:00

of like either? Okay, well this is weird.

30:02

I feel like. I'm. Coming to you

30:04

right now is like an idea. And.

30:06

Your amelie just be and like it should be

30:09

it and now I just like him. I mean

30:11

you've had you've had ideas before that I responded

30:13

positively to will I just when you said was

30:15

like let's let's you like was my will make

30:17

in Los Angeles license my new pay one one

30:19

idea and the you are like you were like

30:21

just a with your like you are in the

30:24

it cut out of the podcast. I.

30:26

Know, I know, But

30:28

look you you have I guess all the time that I. That.

30:31

I like the i'm in a more and miss

30:33

you have some low when you said. If

30:35

when you said sled, let's. Face.

30:38

Time each other after the podcast and

30:40

anti know like fuckin' A

30:43

jerk off Will I was.

30:45

I'm just saying that I

30:47

don't always respond negatively to

30:49

your ideas, but this one

30:51

in particular confuse me. It

30:53

doesn't seem like. You thought

30:56

that went through. I. Think it would be

30:58

really fun. If. We were to

31:00

do something similar to this. Like

31:02

where it's like I'm. Sort.

31:04

Of a prompt like it's another

31:06

frank you know where it's like

31:09

a chuckle sandwich meat up but

31:11

it's just too cardboard cutouts like

31:13

a chuckle sandwich like experience. Oh.

31:16

Yeah. And. Inside regenerate it

31:19

in shadier D P T

31:21

with like the chuckle A

31:23

I. Will. Not.

31:25

We don't mention it's a I. We don't We

31:28

do not mention it's a i normally do chaco

31:30

and it's like. Oh. Experience:

31:32

Wonderful sandwiches, delicious core of hundreds

31:34

of mice, delicious diner corridors and

31:37

stuff like looks like the to.

31:41

Say what's? What's.

31:46

that ended at the end they can build

31:48

their own sandwich colonel like the lightsaber building

31:50

thing and star wars world and disney ah

31:53

they can be the can bill go maybe

31:55

through like a like a ritual whether learn

31:57

what part of the sandwich they are like

31:59

people sign up for this shit dude there's

32:01

a whole merch booth so we'll make money off

32:03

of it we'll charge like $100 at the door

32:07

and they show up and it's

32:09

like it's like

32:12

a warehouse an

32:14

empty warehouse there's like a foldable

32:16

table with like seven

32:19

unrefrigerated cartons of Oscar Oscar Meyer

32:21

like bologna and that's like the

32:23

only option for what part of

32:25

the sandwich they are because you

32:27

can only be bologna and

32:31

then maybe and then maybe like one

32:34

container of boars head

32:36

like oh like yeah

32:38

like black forest her that's the premium

32:40

that's the premium ticket though it's $150

32:42

I mean I like I like I

32:44

like more that trust me that comes

32:47

with the milling rate yeah

32:49

no that does that's like that's like

32:51

an extra price no but listen here

32:53

I got to drink this water but

32:55

I'm not okay yeah I

32:58

know you got good ideas recently you put on

33:01

all that jewelry and then I

33:03

do okay so it's like how I it's

33:06

like how I how I markedly

33:09

improve my balance after putting on one of

33:11

those power balance bracelets in

33:14

a middle school oh yeah yeah yeah

33:17

or how you

33:19

improve your popularity just slightly by wearing

33:21

silly bands hmm you

33:24

know silly bands you have those yeah

33:26

I'm doing silly bands tech decks too I couldn't

33:34

do that no I would do I would

33:36

totally cheat every time you do that finger

33:38

under course I did

33:40

and then I just flicked it up that was fun I'll tell

33:43

you someone who's really good at tech decks Nikki

33:45

Jakey he can actually use a

33:47

tech deck and it's a

33:49

little millennial he I bet he says doggo no

33:52

he says doggo and he says that's a

33:55

nice pupper right there Nikki

33:57

Jakey says when he walks in taking

34:00

Jake walks into my house and he goes

34:02

that's a nice that's a

34:04

nice little caddo you got that's a

34:06

nice Cow

34:09

I don't know what did they even say I think

34:11

they say little doggo or then What

34:14

like mr. Miao? Mr.

34:16

Miao, Mr. Miao maybe

34:21

Millennial terms. Yeah Look

34:23

up some millennial turns. Give me some millennial terms. Oh wait,

34:25

but I didn't finish this idea about the chuckle thing So

34:29

yeah, so there's the Oscar Mayer stuff then

34:31

there's like like a

34:33

person sort of covered in like this like imagine

34:37

like Any

34:40

of those movies where they're trying to there's

34:42

a villain or a scientist that's trying to

34:44

combine two things together Or like in a

34:46

very Rick and Morty way like you know

34:48

when like a creature just becomes this sort

34:50

of slop of meat and organic organism Right

34:53

and it's like just a night pile thing kind of

34:55

like Cronenberg Like the fly the

34:57

movie the fly or if you see the movie

34:59

the fly meet masses Imagine a meat mass but

35:02

it's like kind of like covered in all this

35:04

white stuff and it's this actor in there and

35:06

they're moaning And they're like oh

35:09

Help me help me and then we have

35:11

a sign It's like a

35:13

Minecraft sign or something and it says Charlie Hmm

35:18

dude, that would be trill Trill

35:23

oh you you brought up the millennial you

35:25

brought up the millennial list That'd be trill.

35:27

What do you mean? True? True

35:29

and real there's at the same time. I feel like we

35:31

would have heard that What do

35:33

you mean over the course? I was hearing that all

35:35

the time. What do you mean? I don't know I

35:37

don't believe it word out of your mouth. I don't

35:39

think the jail. I Don't

35:42

think that people are saying trill dude. I don't

35:44

think anyone's true and real I get

35:47

what it means I understand what the what

35:49

the core the core everyone in

35:51

the comments knows this Comments

35:53

of what everyone in the comments is this has

35:55

been saying this for a while this is like

35:57

this basically It's basically an

35:59

inside I joke on chuckle sandwich at this

36:02

point trill. Okay. This is like is this

36:04

like the gaslight Ted portion of them? Do

36:08

you have any new information on the Sphinx by the way?

36:12

No, I haven't been thinking

36:14

about the Sphinx really. I thought you were

36:16

at this bigger bigger things. I

36:19

Know I know did you want this

36:21

one and then and then and then

36:24

our podcast Manager that we sold

36:26

it to was like hey, let's

36:28

cool it on the Sphinx section

36:31

Yeah, because we want

36:33

to censor you and your ideas. Yeah, no,

36:35

there was there was there was they I

36:37

think that's sort of why schlatt has been

36:40

feeling a little bit I

36:42

guess sensitive about the ideas flow

36:44

in the podcast is because yeah You

36:47

know, I've been saying all these ideas

36:49

about doing the chuckle sandwich immersive experience

36:51

AI immersive experience And they

36:53

were like we love that we love that we love that and

36:55

then schlatt did his swing section twice And they were like they

36:58

were like it's shut the fuck up about this thing

37:00

because I care. It's because I care well, okay, I

37:02

know I and I want to have a Part

37:06

of the podcast that I can call

37:08

my own and we can you need

37:10

a both enjoy You need a home

37:12

is what you need you need but

37:14

every time every time I come up

37:16

with an idea It's like that's stupid.

37:18

That's fringe right-wing nonsense. Yeah, and every

37:20

time that comes up with an idea

37:22

that they're like Eat it

37:24

up they eat it up. That's so woke

37:26

Ted. That's so based. That's so awesome. You're

37:29

such an ally fuck this man Yeah, I

37:31

mean it is I I will admit it

37:33

is pretty woke to do the Oscar Mayer

37:37

Table with sweaty meats, but

37:42

No, no you're promoting fringe

37:45

fringe Ideology stop doing them.

37:47

I'm the you man. Tell me what the

37:49

fuck is on the top of its head

37:52

about yeah We can't even be

37:54

talking about we do have to ask us to cut it no

37:56

no no I think that we're gonna Ask us to cut it.

37:58

We'll just say that we're talking about it different Sphinx is

38:00

what we'll say we'll tell them they'll ask about

38:02

it and we'll say it's different Sphinx the

38:05

notion of a Sphinx not notion

38:08

it's not those Sphinx just imagine

38:10

a Sphinx yeah in Egypt with

38:13

a hole next to three triangles with a

38:15

fucking iron iron trap door on the top

38:18

of the set I thought it was

38:20

just a hole I didn't know was an iron

38:22

trap door look it up look

38:24

it up like Sphinx great

38:27

Sphinx iron trap door before they cut

38:29

this out of the podcast great

38:32

Sphinx iron

38:34

trap door on head

38:38

on head and

38:41

you tell me okay they're

38:44

gonna make us cut it they're gonna

38:47

make us cut it is it this

38:49

the sponsors aren't gonna like this yes

38:51

it was this thing right here the

38:53

Sphinx Sphinx

38:55

tunnel and chambers the

38:58

hole in the head of the great Sphinx of Egypt

39:01

measures approximately five feet square five

39:03

feet square and never nearly

39:05

six feet deep why did

39:07

it say oh okay and

39:10

iron trap door was fitted in the to the

39:12

mouth of the hole has been theorized that the

39:14

hole began as a means for fixing a headdress

39:16

to the Sphinx in the manner of the New

39:18

Kingdom see photo below was later

39:21

deepened in search of hidden chambers so

39:25

so it

39:27

so the original reason for the hole was because

39:29

it was actually it was actually made

39:31

like that yeah there's holes

39:33

in the side of its ears too that

39:36

they thought that they'd put on like a

39:38

little outfit on him sometimes oh

39:40

you think that they did that or maybe that's where

39:42

the dog mask shot

39:47

you think that the dog face was a mask and

39:49

it wasn't rebuilt to do the thing maybe

39:52

or maybe they found it and chiseled it

39:56

yeah look look dad we're

39:58

gonna have to You're

40:00

right, you're right on the early. they're going to

40:02

ask us to cut it out. Your A have

40:04

the A I run in checks on an Asu

40:07

the have an Ai system that the checks to

40:09

make sure that we're not. They're not seen the

40:11

Sphinx so we just have to say we have

40:13

to come up with like a new word you

40:15

know. We're. Going to skip sit on the

40:18

unknown right now for now. Salmon.

40:20

Yeah dude. The unknown. Is.

40:22

The funniest thing was it. it's it's

40:24

it's that's that's gotta be it's I'm

40:26

sorry I'm going back to this but

40:28

that has to be absolutely something going

40:30

on. A I would say where it's

40:32

like a creep fun like agreed me

40:34

A fun. The got can be bad

40:36

using a I do like he doesn't

40:38

like over when it makes you just

40:40

assumes that it's making something good food

40:42

and call themselves a wordsmith. Last month

40:44

as a enigmatic wordsmith, there was enigmas

40:46

enigmatic use twice in some of the

40:48

stuff. I think that that's. Really?

40:52

At the end of the day, that's what it makes

40:54

it the easiest to discover that something is a I.

40:56

His. Men: Like.

40:59

They're using words that it's

41:02

like. If somebody.

41:04

Wrote that themselves they be like. I.

41:07

Sound like an asshole rightness? I should be

41:09

used in the word like they're using too

41:11

many words that are like. It's. Pretty

41:14

like a I when it speaks. his

41:16

pedantic and I. Am.

41:18

Less you tell ya after the less you tell

41:21

the i want. I want you to

41:23

sound like a. Like.

41:25

A Like a cool guy Like

41:27

a chill. Dude. Yeah.

41:32

That's like Roald Dahl was. I was

41:34

right in The Swiss come off as

41:36

an awesome character I'd like. Roald Dahl

41:38

was jerking off. I'm

41:41

I mean, I don't know why I said

41:43

that. Ah, Has ah,

41:45

know what's now that's like the

41:47

fourth. Jerking. Off your to that

41:49

we've done. This. It's

41:52

fine line. When I. Honestly,

41:56

something I've seen, I've been

41:58

allowed. A. dead I

42:00

have seen in the comments. I've been a

42:02

little bit more edgy with my jokes, a

42:04

little bit more funny in the jerk it

42:06

off category. So you think edgy is funny?

42:11

Yeah, dude. Do you think the farther you get to

42:13

that line, the funnier it is? Dude, I fucking love

42:15

Filthy Frank, dude. Okay.

42:18

Yeah, you ever watched Filthy Frank? I've

42:20

watched Filthy Frank. Back in the day, did you

42:22

watch Filthy Frank? I'm serious. Yeah,

42:24

I watched Filthy Frank back in the day. Filthy

42:27

Frank and eye dubs and hair cake and all

42:29

that. I watched eye dubs, I

42:31

watched Max Mojo. We were raised on that stuff. I

42:34

wouldn't say raised. That was

42:36

what formulated Schlatt's sort of

42:38

ideology for the world today,

42:40

right? No,

42:42

Tucker Carlson did that mostly. Oh,

42:45

interesting. Yeah, when he'd come on at 9 p.m.

42:47

every day on Fox, but then they kicked him

42:49

out. No, dude, you know what?

42:52

I'll tell you who formed my ideology these days.

42:57

It wasn't Tucker Carlson. Bill

42:59

O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly?

43:01

Yeah, the guy who preceded Tucker

43:03

Carlson. Oh,

43:06

yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. When Tucker

43:08

grabbed that spot, yeah. I would walk into

43:10

my living room on any

43:13

sort of just normal day when I was

43:15

growing up, my dad would be watching Bill O'Reilly, and I'd be listening

43:17

to this guy, and I'd be like, what the fuck is this guy

43:19

talking? Because I didn't know anything at the time. I didn't know what

43:21

the hell he was talking about. And I was like, why are you

43:23

so mad? There's

43:26

a lot to be, well, when you watch

43:28

enough, Fox, suddenly there's a lot

43:30

to be mad about. Oh, I

43:32

agree. You're 100% right on that. I

43:41

don't know where this silence came from. Did

43:46

you have nothing? Was that it? Did you

43:48

just end it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Geez,

43:51

man. What's up? You

44:01

know Jacob Waters? What? From

44:05

Waters World? What's Waters World? Waters

44:08

World is the 7 p.m. segment

44:10

on Fox. That

44:12

doesn't sound... I'm Mr. Waters and this

44:14

is my world, he says. Are

44:18

you telling the truth? Is this a real section of the

44:21

show? Yeah,

44:23

look up Waters World. Jesse

44:26

Waters. And he

44:28

says, I'm Waters and... I'm Jesse Waters

44:30

and this is my world, he says.

44:33

I'm Jesse Waters

44:35

and this is my world. I'm looking this up.

44:37

I'm Jesse Waters and

44:39

this is my world. I wanna

44:42

hear him say that. I'm

44:44

Waters and this is my world. First

44:50

I'd like to thank the incredible production

44:52

team on Waters World. You guys are

44:54

the best and make everything look perfect

44:57

and thanks to the technical team, our director. Oh,

44:59

he says it at the beginning, idiot. Yeah, well,

45:01

why didn't he say it? That's the outro. Yeah,

45:04

well, I looked up, I'm just...

45:08

I'm Waters. Why

45:12

is he... Why can't it... Surely

45:14

there's a... Surely there's a...

45:16

They always cut it out. They do? They

45:20

always cut it out. They always cut it out.

45:22

It's the intro. You have to watch it. You

45:25

have to watch it live. Damn,

45:27

dude. I'm telling

45:29

you, you have to watch it live. I feel

45:31

like I'm missing out on something now. Like, I wanna

45:33

hear this. I wanna hear this guy

45:35

say I'm Jesse Waters and this is my

45:37

world. It sounds awesome. It's

45:40

like a fucking kid show, slogan. It's

45:42

like a fucking... Alright, alright. It's

45:45

like a kid show for adults. I'm Jesse

45:47

Waters and this is my world. Like,

45:49

me and my friends... What's the... Do

45:51

you say it a lot? Me and

45:53

my friends, Grudo, Trudo... The whole world

45:55

changed one day when all these cards

45:57

started falling from the sky. Exactly. I'm

46:01

Waters and this is my world You're

46:05

what are you gonna do? You're really

46:07

good at that voice you Talkingly

46:10

good at that boy. I used to watch that

46:12

show religious I know but he became fucking he

46:14

became a fucking Chad at the end of season

46:16

one and that was it and that's what I've

46:18

turned Into too like I get him. I got

46:20

my leather jacket I'm more to cycle because I

46:23

see your world and I we talk about Baku

46:25

kon battle Yes, this is

46:27

what this is what's happening all around me

46:30

You're getting your you're a Chad now

46:32

and you've got the Stacy Charlie's

46:37

Charlie's a bimbo now and everyone's changing

46:40

and I feel like the world is

46:42

leaving me behind in the dust No,

46:45

the world is not leaving you behind.

46:47

Okay, I'm and also

46:49

I'm not a Chad I want to be a bimbo

46:51

with Charlie. I want to be a bimbo Tell

46:54

me I'm a bimbo. Yes Come

46:57

on, man. Tell me I'm a bimbo. I gotta see you

46:59

in high heels first. No, have

47:01

you seen Charlie? No,

47:03

yeah On

47:05

that way I didn't get invited to that

47:08

function. What are you talking about? He DM

47:10

that to me That's

47:15

crazy and you're

47:17

going on record Sure,

47:21

yeah, dude Okay

47:24

shit Sorry,

47:32

sorry But

47:35

yeah, also I just want to

47:37

mention sorry well actually

47:40

Hmm What

47:42

the hell oh Your

47:46

Barbie stuff, yeah, that's

47:49

my Barbie stuff right there You

47:52

did get that video out finally. I

47:54

did did get it out. That's the reason why We're

47:57

a little bit delayed on this episode as well

48:00

time coming. Long time coming. Yeah, I did that.

48:02

People are a little bit confused on the timeline

48:04

a little bit. I tried to make it an

48:06

easy explanation in the video, but I filmed

48:09

that before I watched

48:13

every Barbie movie ever made before I

48:15

even went on the Margaritaville trip. On

48:17

the first one? That's the

48:19

rainforest you're thinking of. Oh, shit.

48:24

Before I even left on the Margaritaville trip, a

48:26

month before I left in the Margaritaville trip, I

48:29

did... Actually, no. That's

48:32

a lie. I don't know why I said that. It was

48:34

not a month. It was a week before I left for

48:36

the Margaritaville trip. I watched every Barbie movie ever made, and

48:38

then I left and went to every Margaritaville, thinking I would

48:41

have it out in July before

48:43

the movie came out.

48:45

And then it's March. You're

48:47

a fast worker. It's

48:50

March of 2024. Because

48:52

the writers strike out. Yeah,

48:54

because they did... Oh, yeah. Yeah,

48:58

it was mostly actually because of the SAG strikes, because they

49:00

put out a thing, the influencers, where they were like, hey,

49:02

don't talk about these movies

49:04

that were striking again. Don't talk about the...

49:06

Or you'll never be in one. Well,

49:09

yeah, I wasn't going to cross the picket line.

49:11

Oh, that is funny. They should have said

49:14

that. Use that line, though. Don't

49:16

talk about a movie where you're young and

49:18

never. That's essentially what it

49:20

was, right? They were like, we're

49:23

blackballing you. Yeah, you're right.

49:25

It is. But at the

49:28

end of the day, they won. They got everything they needed.

49:30

So I can't be nice to them. And I got my

49:32

video out. So it's a win-win. It's

49:34

a fucking win-win. How was it watching all

49:36

that? Dude, it was weird.

49:42

It was definitely like you were kind

49:45

of floating through something. It was

49:48

definitely like... Because

49:50

it wasn't like I could just

49:52

relax during it. You know?

49:55

It was active work throughout.

50:00

I had to take notes on

50:02

every single one because if I watched

50:04

all of them and then and then

50:06

like Scratching this and

50:08

it's getting worse Like

50:14

if I watched every single one and then went

50:16

now sat down later was like alright it's time

50:18

to start writing on this I'd be like what

50:20

the fuck happened to this so I had to

50:22

write the notes on every single one So

50:25

that was like me actively having to pay attention

50:29

And it was it got to the point where

50:31

on the fifth day I fell asleep when I

50:33

was in the middle of watching it and I

50:35

was taking time lapse so there's this time lapse

50:37

that I have of me

50:40

watching the Barbie movies

50:42

and then me suddenly

50:44

just Conquing out

50:46

and then it shows the progression of the

50:48

light of my living room moving from darkness

50:50

today And then

50:53

right at the end of it is me going is

50:55

me like sitting up and being like and

50:57

then my first time being That's it. I took a time-lapse

50:59

of that and then looking at the camera and that it

51:02

it ends But it was like

51:04

this it was for some reason I couldn't include

51:06

in the video because it was like really laggy and weird But

51:09

it is funny. It is funny that it exists to

51:11

some capacity. What are you gonna do next, man? What

51:13

are you gonna you do is love doing wacky things

51:15

that no one even do um? I

51:18

drove to every we mean you drove to every

51:20

Margaritaville. We mean you watch every bar me

51:22

movie No human would ever do that. What's

51:25

next for Ted Nivison? One one human did

51:27

both, baby Well, what's next one

51:29

idea? I have is I think it would

51:31

be and this is an actual idea I

51:34

think it might be kind of cool to

51:37

do a video where there is this Device

51:39

that Tucker and I were talking about that

51:42

can turn food into soil. It's

51:44

gonna low me And

51:47

it's basically It'll you

51:49

can put your food waste in there. It'll turn it into dirt,

51:52

right? I've been really into plants normal

51:54

people like throw it out Yeah,

51:57

don't know it out. Yeah, but like imagine you

51:59

You got you've got leftovers and

52:02

you're also a plant person and you

52:04

can make really high quality soil for free I

52:06

guess you have to pay for the device Yeah,

52:09

high quality soil. Well the quality of tucker

52:12

has one and he was telling me that the quality of the

52:14

soil depends on The quality

52:16

of the food. So I was thinking and I'm

52:18

going to my plant I've been in my plant

52:20

era as well. I mean my fashion era now,

52:22

but I was in my plan I'm about to

52:25

get to read into my my my plant Erica

52:27

Springs comment I've

52:30

been interested in like trying

52:32

to grow like

52:34

fresh food out of

52:38

soil made from fast food And

52:42

then see what that's gonna be

52:44

like like trying to grow like us like

52:46

a tomato plant from

52:48

a soil

52:51

made from McDonald's Yeah,

52:54

and I don't know. I just like the journey of

52:56

that It would be overall it

52:58

would be a video. I would work on over a long period of time

53:00

I think it have that seasoning

53:02

that little like McDonald's twang to it

53:05

that she can make nugget that

53:07

little Take

53:09

a bite out of it to me. No, I'm like this tastes like beef.

53:12

This tastes like a chicken nugget What

53:15

the hell? Yeah, the chicken

53:17

select. What about you? What do you

53:19

got any projects? You're thinking of I'm

53:21

so I'm compiling a lot of tick

53:23

tocks Recently, yeah,

53:26

yeah, I'm gonna make a movie length. I'm gonna

53:28

make a movie length reaction to it. Oh So

53:32

we're going in this is becoming are you gonna add like

53:34

a whole score to it? You should get you should hire

53:37

you should hire a like

53:40

a like a Composer to give you

53:42

a movie length score with a whole

53:44

orchestra and make an 120 minute Tick

53:48

tock reaction with a special movie

53:50

score. So I've spoken with

53:52

Trevor about this modest cute my Fantastic

53:55

editor who who did the funny

53:57

sticks video and he drift video

53:59

That's coming out soon. Yeah We

54:02

were thinking of making a movie length Reaction

54:05

video that kind of like goes off the rails and

54:07

has some crazy shit happening in it But I don't

54:09

want to give away too much, you know Mmm,

54:12

I want to I want to

54:14

because you know Like some random

54:16

kid is gonna buy a fucking

54:18

loamy now and start beating you to the punch

54:20

Yeah, but the fact that I already talked about

54:22

it You can claim it. Yeah,

54:24

I claimed it. So like if somebody sees

54:26

someone doing that They're gonna be

54:28

like oh, so you just literally took

54:31

Ted's idea Yeah, you

54:33

know, what if you come into this oil?

54:36

That is a great question because it does have a

54:38

lot of Nutrients in

54:40

it. You're on nutrients. So

54:42

that seems like more of like

54:45

maybe if you were like I don't

54:47

know like a different website content creator Maybe that

54:49

would be something that you could observe as a

54:51

video. I've come into the soil every

54:53

night And

54:56

you grow a big oak tree You

55:02

know how quick how quick would

55:04

it grow compared to a regular oak tree

55:07

and what it come down I mean, would

55:09

you be able to claim the oak tree

55:11

as a dependent on your taxes? Yeah,

55:15

and then once it's over 6,000 pounds

55:17

you get that fucking section section 170

55:20

write-off on it You

55:23

drive that thing around you start driving it

55:29

How do you think people buy G classes You're

55:33

the one who told me that yeah Yeah,

55:38

yeah, no comment. It'd be weird if you were

55:40

to grow something out of your

55:42

come soil seems like

55:46

I'm putting a fucking chicken McNugget

55:52

Telling you that would be better. There'd be a

55:54

better video though I came into a tree every

55:56

every day and then tested how

55:58

how awesome it was got I

56:00

don't know it's way better than I

56:02

put all I grinded up chicken McNuggets

56:04

hey I come to the tree and

56:06

tested how awesome it was every day

56:09

Tucker said the better the soil the

56:11

better the better the food quality the

56:13

better the oh it's because you put

56:15

McDonald's in the in the soil so

56:17

the plant does fuck you Tucker I

56:19

come down a tree every day and

56:22

I compared it to a regular tree

56:24

whispered sweet nothings to it oh

56:27

I kind of I kind of went up and

56:29

down on the shaft a little when it was

56:32

a sapling the last thing that I do want

56:34

to tell you about though have you seen the

56:36

stuff about the breakdancing dead no oh

56:38

you have it no you haven't seen about

56:40

the okay well

56:45

let you click it off the sphinx okay

56:48

basically there's this woman huh there's

56:50

this woman who came

56:52

out and basically was telling this

56:54

little story about her

56:58

a little story about her trauma but

57:01

it was like a light-hearted trauma thing it's like it's like

57:03

what trauma is like funny so just listen

57:05

to what she's saying here what's

57:08

a piece of trauma that you have that's

57:11

funny it has to actually be funny I'll

57:13

go first my dad abandoned my family when

57:15

I was five years old that is a

57:17

wife and four kids

57:19

he abandoned us and then

57:22

pursued amateur breakdancing and he

57:24

got really good he

57:26

like blew up like he became like a

57:28

dealist celebrity status like viral breakdancer he became

57:30

like the oldest actively competing breakdancer in the

57:32

world then he got a good morning America

57:34

and talk shows and Washington Post wrote about

57:36

him and he went super viral and he

57:39

did all these interviews and he danced with Paul that duel

57:41

here I'll show you him take a look at

57:43

this 60 year old break look at

57:45

this guy this is the man who

57:48

is abandoned her and

57:50

imagine that you were abandoned

57:53

by your father and they

57:56

start calling him the breakdancing dad That's

58:01

awesome. And

58:04

he goes, and his name is

58:06

Ben Hart, but he goes by Benny Hana. But

58:09

he pay my medical bills. And

58:15

the fact that they're calling him

58:17

the breakdancing dad when he also

58:19

as a dad. So dang with

58:21

his family is hilarious. Like

58:24

were they telling, was he

58:26

telling people that he was a dad? He

58:28

became famous after he abandoned his family. But

58:32

then there was like this whole

58:34

fucking drama online where like

58:36

they're getting into it. They got mad at him? They

58:40

got mad at him. Well, the dad. People

58:42

got mad at the dad? The dad started

58:44

replying about this. Like the

58:46

dad started replying about like the, like,

58:51

she, so, okay. She

58:54

mentions that he wouldn't pay her medical bills. You

58:56

know, he responds

58:59

and then he does like

59:01

a whole like response thing

59:03

where he, where this guy

59:05

is like talking. He's

59:08

like, he's wearing a Bitcoin shirt, first of

59:10

all. He's wearing a Bitcoin

59:12

shirt. Right. Yes. Is

59:15

it a Bitcoin collared shirt? He's defending his honor.

59:17

I'm not even gonna like play this video. He

59:21

made a 10 minute long

59:23

video. Oh,

59:25

wait, where is this? I

59:30

want to find this. Oh

59:32

my God. Where is that next

59:35

to a giant Bitcoin flag in America?

59:37

Like what the fuck? What was his

59:39

response to not paying the medical bills?

59:42

It like. Like

59:46

he writes down that he didn't abandon the

59:49

family. And like since Matt, Maddie, the girl

59:51

was so little. Like he,

59:56

it's like, just, he's just talking about

59:59

like the financial asset. of the divorce

1:00:01

he goes on to like this whole

1:00:03

thing later on about like how men

1:00:05

should never marry women and

1:00:07

like how they're like true

1:00:09

true like but

1:00:12

then he also says like was I at fault the divorce he says

1:00:14

yeah I was about 70% at fault he

1:00:16

also admits to that later on those

1:00:19

two those two things can

1:00:22

coexist yeah is this him

1:00:25

oh this video like somebody would load

1:00:27

man yeah I know I'm disappointed but

1:00:30

yeah no he he had a

1:00:32

whole response Elon Musk replied to

1:00:34

him saying you are awesome and

1:00:37

then he replied

1:00:40

thank you Elon I'm a huge

1:00:42

fan of yours hashtag Tesla and

1:00:44

hashtag Bitcoin are my two biggest

1:00:46

investments man that's like that's

1:00:49

true this guy is like

1:00:51

going hog wild on

1:00:54

Twitter and yeah no he had

1:00:57

like a whole a whole back and forth

1:00:59

thing but I really wish that I

1:01:01

really wish that that video would load

1:01:03

but either way that's another thing that's

1:01:05

been going on and honestly if

1:01:08

you want to know more about that situation because

1:01:10

these are both topics that have kind of come

1:01:12

up since before before we

1:01:14

have been able to record again another

1:01:16

friend of the show Curtis Curtis Connor

1:01:18

made a video on that that

1:01:20

you guys should look at and I made a

1:01:23

video reacting to your guys best presentations

1:01:25

recently and you should check out

1:01:27

you should and you should

1:01:30

check out Ted Ted did something with Barbie yeah I

1:01:32

watched every Barbie movie ever made if you got an

1:01:35

hour and 48 minutes to spare fuck

1:01:37

me man I'd rather watch Dune what

1:01:40

you know the three hours long is talking dude

1:01:42

the first two movies are you gonna see the

1:01:44

second one did you see the first one I

1:01:46

didn't know oh it's really good dude I

1:01:49

like that I like that I like

1:01:51

Dennis Villanova though yeah I might have

1:01:53

to go see it 29 blade

1:01:56

runner was good it's it's really good that

1:01:58

I used and they there's a whole interesting

1:02:00

thing about how they used sand screens instead

1:02:02

of green screens. They didn't want

1:02:05

the sand screen. So it's like they used so

1:02:07

they could like you know how with your

1:02:10

green screen you got right there it's like sometimes

1:02:12

there's a green spill on you

1:02:14

because of the just the way that light reflects

1:02:16

off of things it's like you get a green

1:02:18

spill on you. So they use these things sand

1:02:20

screens which are essentially just sand colored like kind

1:02:23

of a tan screen as their

1:02:25

green screens because in doing

1:02:28

so it like prevented like

1:02:31

the it prevented the light

1:02:33

from being it made it look even

1:02:35

more realistic so they were able to

1:02:37

like be inserted in VFX and stuff

1:02:40

into that world better. Damn.

1:02:43

Yeah. Wow. I

1:02:45

love I get. I'm

1:02:48

so tired. I've been standing up for

1:02:50

an hour dude. Yeah.

1:02:54

All right. You know. Listen to

1:02:56

this episode. Audio. Hey

1:03:00

make sure to I don't know make sure to fucking

1:03:02

rate us five stars on Spotify. I forgot that we

1:03:04

have that. There's that's

1:03:06

an option on Spotify. Rate us five stars. Love

1:03:08

you to death. Try to say something sweet

1:03:10

to them. Say something sweet to them before they go.

1:03:13

If you ever want to get awesome

1:03:15

footage of you in an environment you're

1:03:17

not on don't don't get a green

1:03:19

screen you get a sand screen. Shut.

1:03:23

You're an asshole. You

1:04:00

you you