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America Echelon All. It. Feel

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so. Bad. To be back.

1:05

I hate this place a late it

1:07

in John F Kennedy International airport and

1:09

I'm like it was pleases of wrap

1:12

it in The comments at last episode

1:14

allowed people were. Were. Saying

1:16

like are Slant looks so

1:18

the happy. He

1:21

looks so full of joy right

1:23

now is filled with with this

1:25

sort of. Just. This energy

1:28

and now we're so annoying to

1:30

have you back to your regular

1:32

grumpy self. Hold on. Let me

1:34

let me. Ah,

1:37

They are there. It is

1:39

there. It is fair. It

1:41

is very very. Granger v.

1:43

Very Grinch. Yeah, next Christmas

1:45

we should do a recreation

1:47

of how the Grinch stole

1:49

Christmas. You can be the

1:51

Grinch. Or yeah, you can

1:53

now be like the Mayor.

1:55

The Mayor. Okay and then

1:57

talker can be Cindy Lou.

1:59

Her. The I still Christmas from the

2:01

as the Air Canada really I just

2:03

want to get soccer dressed as Cindy

2:06

Lou her in person Christmas mass okay

2:08

I would have an impact since Christmas

2:10

as still be or have I been

2:12

awful podcast he would just be listening

2:14

to our say badly the lines from

2:16

the Grinch yeah would be terrible and

2:18

also a get us both cancelled said

2:21

because I'd have to do green face.

2:24

Off Mexico sandwich. Was

2:46

about about do another episode sort of sales

2:48

to say circles based podcast on the web

2:50

sites. ah I'm here We got slapped. imagine

2:53

his back of his little spot in his

2:55

little more in the yard they be have

2:57

been in New York this whole time yeah

2:59

I was so good as as you get

3:02

a video coming out homing to say for

3:04

the video comes out so I don't know

3:06

what's going on here we've had he had

3:09

to hide the fact that you've been in

3:11

New York vessel time. So Ted I, ah.

3:15

The. Last video I had.

3:18

Uploaded Was it Ten at a ten? Which

3:21

is not good. That means you're.your fallen

3:23

off don't say that I have a

3:26

Terminator And to say well, have you

3:28

looked at our views lately? I don't

3:30

know. I'm really Barbie. like two months

3:32

ago. And true. That.

3:35

Is true. I don't know I said that.

3:37

I also have a reaction. Videos I posted

3:39

like have zero to ten mil. Sir.

3:41

I don't work like that again for Fbi. had

3:44

I had to figure out a way? Okay, let

3:46

me get some clicks for me. do some engagement

3:48

bait. And so I it

3:50

I will upload a video. With.

3:52

Me just looking in the camera like this.

3:56

And it'll say goodbye. Stem.

3:58

cell be that That'll be the title.

4:01

Why don't you just say I've been lying to you?

4:05

That could also work Hey look if it's not

4:07

a one out of ten if the goodbye doesn't

4:09

get it then I use I think I don't

4:11

I think that I've been lying to you will

4:13

do better at then then Goodbye,

4:15

maybe maybe we'll see we'll see

4:18

we'll see but it's gonna be

4:20

basically me saying That I'm

4:22

leaving. Mm-hmm, and then there's gonna be a

4:24

long pause and then and then I'm gonna say

4:26

so does this mean that I win What

4:29

do you mean? Well, we both you know

4:31

We finished our time in our respective

4:34

areas and then we all moved off

4:36

into our content homes You

4:38

know the places that we we live and we make

4:40

our YouTube videos or streams or whatnot I'm

4:43

still in the same exact office same exact

4:45

place that I've lived in LA You

4:49

are currently Back

4:51

to where you were it has

4:54

chuckle sandwich has seen me in

4:56

probably ten different locations There's a

4:58

guy on the subreddit that actually

5:01

they They

5:03

made like a spreadsheet or something. They made like a

5:05

list that showed like all of the Including

5:08

all the times that we traveled and stuff. They

5:10

have the updated list of all of

5:12

our backgrounds and stuff. Jeez that

5:15

Must have been a lot of work for that

5:17

fucker I thought about maybe throwing the the the

5:19

PC and stuff in the other corner of my

5:21

room and switching everything up You

5:24

could man, it would be a nice it'd be

5:26

a welcome change people probably real bored with that

5:28

setup Yeah, no, it would it would definitely change

5:30

the background a little bit. I wouldn't have this

5:33

stupid fucking mirror in the background I'd

5:36

be able to actually make a more formal background

5:38

to my But

5:41

no, I'll give you the W I'll

5:43

totally give you the W Texas So

5:46

I checked the weather. It's like 90 degrees

5:48

in May Yeah, I know is the capitalist

5:50

wasteland and at least LA is also a

5:52

capitalist wasteland, but at least there's stuff to

5:55

do Yeah, I

5:57

guess I guess and like the

5:59

drivers are terrible. Everyone's

6:02

always like, oh, you get zero percent

6:05

income tax, but then you pay it

6:07

in property tax and in rent and

6:10

in tolls on the highway,

6:13

which I'm still getting for some

6:15

reason. You're still getting tolls? Yeah,

6:18

yeah, because my license plate looks

6:21

a lot similar to someone else's.

6:24

What? And the system

6:26

is just, yeah, oh no, I

6:28

get, okay. That's such a Texas

6:30

problem. It's like a state, it's

6:32

like they decided, oh, we're gonna

6:34

make our own proprietary license plate

6:36

reading technology. We're not gonna take

6:38

any federal shit and then it's

6:40

just reading it wrong. They probably

6:42

just put a pigeon in a

6:44

fucking CRT box and they were

6:46

just like, read that. Dude, I

6:48

get the same tolls monthly

6:50

for someone whose license plate is

6:53

one letter away from mine and

6:56

it's so, it's

6:58

like such a little amount of money that

7:01

it's not worth me to call them and

7:03

say, hey, you've got it

7:05

wrong because then it'll be like an hour

7:07

on hold with them instead of just paying

7:10

it. Right. So,

7:12

I'm paying for someone else's toll. I don't

7:14

even live in Texas anymore. Or

7:17

you know what you could do? You could have

7:19

it hit real hard. You let

7:21

it just build up, there's so many

7:24

late fees and then you

7:26

call. And then my

7:28

credit score takes a hit, you know. Mm-hmm.

7:31

Yeah. Would your credit score take a

7:33

hit from that? Yeah, if you get sent

7:35

to collections and it's like over a hundred

7:37

bucks, then your credit score

7:39

takes a hit. I know that because

7:41

I'll often get medical

7:43

exams done under a hundred dollars

7:46

and then never pay. Oh, does

7:48

that actually work? Yeah.

7:51

Tucker, look at that. This

7:53

is an actual financial advice, but If

7:56

you have collections out for you

7:59

for under. The dollar has

8:01

yeah I'm sorry that gives a

8:03

shit doesn't are here. At your

8:05

credit get snow are a letter

8:07

palestine I have a deal. Most.

8:09

The way most people are doing

8:11

this, they're looking up and then

8:14

they're sending it onto the screen.

8:16

When they thats you watch the

8:18

process. If I watched you do

8:20

that now it's is fired So

8:22

a starter put into your first

8:24

search was medical. Medical. Services

8:26

like under a hundred dollars so

8:29

just was boring. An arab Cbs

8:31

and like was he suspects longer

8:33

and some stuff of money. Clinic

8:35

mere me. I'll admit it was

8:37

a bad bad sense. A

8:39

Yeah, I hope that you know. Honestly, we're

8:41

probably give Tucker trial at this point because

8:43

now he's going be like certain something of

8:45

being like. Way. To my doing

8:47

it right. Now that's already happened. I was

8:50

google a city, my office googly, some alienate.

8:52

I was like. That

8:54

was dumb. Where. I never saw that

8:56

as well as like. The. Saudi watch me

8:58

do a day. They would have thought that was stupid. And

9:02

heard was dumb you're already getting in.

9:04

A I'm sorry that we've put you

9:06

in a position where you support you,

9:09

feel bad about your google searching and

9:11

such a nice like. Problem.

9:13

There have is not and people

9:15

aren't usually lasts. Like. Direct

9:18

Way auditing your your google

9:20

searching ability as alive audit

9:22

as it is Eliana It's

9:24

like tiger. Alright so now

9:26

be like. Avast popular say

9:28

I'll be like over here How the why? I can

9:30

see both you like. A a

9:32

pizza? Really? was he doing?

9:35

Ssssss? Yeah. We'll get a

9:37

sucker. Show me, Read out, Read out

9:39

the title of this post. Overlooked

9:42

hospital bills under one hundred dollars? When

9:45

to collections? Is it best to just

9:47

pay. An hour read

9:49

the first sentence. Other top comment. Doesn't.

9:52

Really matter. Oh.

9:55

Doesn't. Really matter was

9:57

just so households low

9:59

medical. Medical bill evasion tip from

10:01

your old pal Schlatt. Yeah, medical bills

10:03

less than $500 doesn't get

10:05

reported to the credit bureaus. You can pay them off

10:07

just to get them to stop bothering you, but nothing

10:10

will happen if it's not paid. If you like, instead

10:12

of paying the collectionings, you can just call up the

10:14

hospital and pay it directly. Weird. Wow,

10:16

this is a real hack. So

10:19

are they- That's a life hack. Yeah, Tucker,

10:21

you're gonna save- we're all gonna save- our

10:23

listeners are gonna save thousands of dollars. Just

10:25

don't pay. It's like

10:27

a- It's like a shitty honey.

10:31

Hey, kids, today's

10:34

episode is sponsored by not

10:36

paying your medical bills. Yeah, some

10:38

fan artists out there make us

10:40

like a poster or some sort

10:43

of like propaganda type poster 1940s

10:45

ask. That's

10:47

me and Schlatt pointing at the

10:49

viewer with the giant bold text

10:51

that says, don't pay your bills.

10:54

Yeah, it works. It's a smaller text if it's under-

10:56

if it's under $100. It's

10:59

true. It's true. That'll

11:01

be a good- and that's what we try to do

11:03

here in Chucklesame is try to inspire people to do

11:05

the right thing and the right thing is to save

11:07

money and buy our merch. I'm always looking

11:10

for ways to save money. Yeah, because

11:12

if they're saving bills on $100, then

11:14

that money can be reinvested back into

11:16

buying Schlatt and Co. merch, Head Dot

11:18

Store merch, maybe Sunar

11:20

Alair, Tucker Keen merch, who knows? Tucker

11:23

Keen merch. Dude, the more nickel

11:25

and diamond I do, the more

11:28

nickels I have for service employees.

11:30

Yeah, the more nickels you

11:32

have for your nickel closet. Exactly.

11:36

So, Schlatt, for context guys, Schlatt has a

11:38

closet that's entirely made up of nickels. He

11:40

doesn't collect dimes. He doesn't collect pennies. He

11:42

doesn't collect orders. Wait, what else? Yeah, no, this

11:44

is real. No, he has his nickel closet. He

11:49

took it off. And when he's looking for an

11:51

apartment, he will be like, okay, I need one

11:53

that's gonna- I can keep my nickels and- He

11:57

just likes it. I think he likes the thickness of

11:59

the coin and comp- comparison to something like a quarter.

12:01

I get that. No, it's like a sensory thing.

12:03

Oh, yeah, it's absolutely sensory thing. You ever put

12:06

your hand in a bowl, you know, like a

12:08

big bowl of marbles? Penny

12:10

Abraham Lincoln. Penny

12:13

Abraham Lincoln. Wow,

12:16

that's not a nickel. So this isn't from

12:18

your nickel closet then. Penny. Penny.

12:21

The closet isn't set up yet. Yeah,

12:24

he's got to set up his nickel closet

12:26

still. Yeah, it it it

12:28

I I'm not even gonna lie, man. I

12:30

left a nickel closet behind me. You tell

12:32

me that in Texas you have a closet

12:35

that is just filled with the brim with

12:37

nickels, then you didn't take it with you?

12:39

Yeah, what's the point of collecting all those

12:41

nickels then? Okay, dude. Well, what's the point?

12:43

I didn't have a presidential glass canister to

12:45

put them in like I do with my

12:47

pennies. Mmm. Penny Abraham Honest

12:51

Abe. See it? You

12:53

see it? You see his little

12:55

top hat? I see him, I see him, yeah, no,

12:57

I see his little top hat. See

13:00

his little top hat, I filled it up all the way. Fucking

13:03

full. Full of pennies right

13:05

there. Shit was heavy.

13:07

There's a dime on his back. You see that?

13:09

Wait. That

13:12

doesn't make sense. That should be uh... Well,

13:14

figure out how much 500 grams is in pounds

13:16

first. 500,000 grams. What

13:20

are we doing? What are we doing? Well, no,

13:22

we'll see. This is the problem with you guys

13:24

watching me search live because I was wondering if

13:27

you did have a closet of nickels and you were

13:29

living in Texas, it probably costs more

13:31

to ship the closet of nickels and the

13:33

nickels are worth. Because

13:35

they're made of metal. We'll get those grams in pounds. Finish

13:37

this off. We gotta see what it

13:39

looks like. Because now I'm curious. Tucker's

13:42

looking up. Okay, so Schlatt has half

13:44

a ton in nickels just

13:47

sitting in his old spot. It

13:51

makes more sense to have half

13:53

a ton of nickel. Yeah, no,

13:55

I mean half a ton. I'll

13:57

make this simpler for you Tucker. 1.1

14:00

K or 1,100 pounds probably

14:02

weighs more than the monkey statue is that true

14:10

flat why are we talking

14:12

about this the fuck are we doing

14:14

calculating the fucking way come on come get

14:16

real man there's a lot of shit I

14:18

left behind in Texas

14:26

because I didn't have the money to ship it

14:28

okay do you remember

14:30

my merch company scammed me

14:32

mm-hmm yeah out of six

14:35

figures yeah God you know whenever I

14:37

hear someone say six figures I always

14:39

think of it as being six hundred

14:41

thousand dollars that's why we

14:43

say it you know the the

14:45

old them you know the people who make

14:48

who tell people they make six figures almost

14:51

always make like

14:53

a hundred two thousand dollars a year

14:55

yeah but I mean you're still it's

14:57

still correct it's still six eggs no

14:59

it's true it is true stick

15:01

six big now seven figures

15:03

that's something you don't hear that often seven

15:06

figures yeah that's my goal yeah

15:09

yeah almost there

15:11

I'd say that's everybody's goal really

15:14

yeah should be I think everyone's going eight

15:16

figures eight now that's too

15:18

much that's over I mean that that's like

15:20

10 million plus people start getting mad at

15:22

you on Twitter mmm

15:24

true that's like too much money to have

15:26

they'll say but what

15:29

if you really want a private jet I don't

15:31

know if an I don't know if private jet

15:33

is an eight-figure well if it's high eight figures

15:35

I feel like high eight figures is but 10

15:37

million I don't know if you can do private

15:39

jet with 10 million dollars you can buy it

15:42

but you couldn't run that thing seven is a

15:44

million eight is 10 mil yeah

15:47

10 to 90 mil ten ten nine nine

15:49

nine figures you're talking hundreds of million nine

15:51

figures is private jet money yeah that's what

15:53

I meant that's what I meant yeah cuz

15:55

I was looking this up the other day

15:57

cuz I was curious and it cost like

15:59

to do Like one flight if you wanted

16:01

a charter private jet or something like that.

16:03

It's like $100,000 $500,000

16:05

have a million dollars. Did just do one trip That's

16:11

not true at all That's

16:14

based in reality Yeah, if

16:16

you want to do like one across like like let's

16:19

say I wanted to fly to like still I don't

16:21

know Thailand or something From LA on

16:23

a cart. Oh, I just know from the ones

16:26

I booked That

16:28

have okay 200,000 or more. Sorry.

16:30

Sorry 200,000 more. It's in

16:33

the it's in it's in the five figures

16:35

To do a national PJ

16:37

flight, that's what I call them PJs

16:40

Well, that's what but if you're if

16:42

you're operating at the nine figure level

16:45

then it's like then you get on that guy's tick-tock I

16:47

can't have you seen this? Yeah,

16:49

the plane the plane dealer. Holy shit. What

16:51

a fucking easy job. What a fucking easy

16:53

job. You imagine the commission Yeah, you just

16:55

got you just got a he's just got

16:57

to pull out his little map showing like

16:59

the distance that you can Get with a

17:01

PJ and it's like well, how many how

17:03

many you're looking at take? Yeah,

17:06

how far do you want to go? Boom? How

17:09

many you want to take with you? Boom? And what kind

17:11

of luggage are you bringing? Yeah

17:14

Yeah, I got I got this one. It's

17:17

it's probably 65 million dollars But

17:19

we can get that down to 63 for

17:21

you and then the person on the line just goes Okay

17:26

Yeah, when when somebody spell

17:28

spending in the 60s of

17:30

millions of dollars, it's like

17:33

that's like the difference

17:35

between like a $1,500

17:39

flight and like a $1450

17:43

flight. Yeah. Yeah.

17:46

I mean it's pocket change for these fucking

17:48

people. Yeah, it's You

17:51

know, she's one day, you know, hey

17:53

one day that would be good I don't know

17:55

if there's ever gonna be unless you're like fucking

17:57

markiplier or mr. Beast. I don't know if there's

18:00

You're at a PJ level you would ever

18:02

be at a PJ level youtuber. Yeah, I

18:04

don't think mark applies the kind of guy

18:06

who would even take PJs beast beast does

18:08

PJs, you know, oh, yeah Yeah, no, but

18:10

beast turners flights of private jets when he's

18:12

not even getting on the flight He's doing

18:14

it for Ludwig to bring him out to

18:16

LA. He's like, I want you here and

18:18

he's like what he's like I got a

18:21

PJ picking you up at 10 minutes. It's

18:23

like yeah It's

18:25

ridiculous. It's ridiculous If

18:28

I had the money I'd do it, you know, I

18:30

think That's you

18:33

could say that about anything if I had the money I'd do

18:35

it. Oh You know go

18:37

to the moon by the money. I'd do it. Yeah,

18:40

there are some things that you shouldn't say

18:42

that about though. Oh Man,

18:44

that'd be such a great stream set up moon

18:46

base on the moon. Yeah

18:49

moon base the latency Yeah, you

18:51

wouldn't you wouldn't be able to read any

18:53

don't host Yeah,

18:55

damn that does kind of suck that does kind of

18:57

suck Yeah, how would how

18:59

would we be able to get communication

19:02

properly? But let's say

19:04

we've got international not international

19:07

interstellar Travel going on

19:09

and you've got those little wormholes and

19:11

stuff. How are we getting what we

19:14

You tell me we're putting like a an ethernet

19:16

cord through a wormhole Like how are we how

19:18

are we getting people to talk fast to each

19:20

other Tucker? Look at how we? Google's

19:24

how can you fit

19:26

fiber optic cable? Yeah Look

19:30

up look up ethernet cable through

19:32

wormhole possible question mark Tucker

19:35

Google's 50 million mile

19:37

ethernet cable Amazon no

19:40

known strategies No

19:42

known strategies Tucker. Can you for

19:44

the next ever? Can you prepare us a strategy? I

19:47

can come up with a strategy My

19:50

calendar yeah put that on your

19:52

counter just like it give yourself give

19:55

yourself a time to just like Meditate

19:59

on it Yeah, you need

20:01

to get like I have with the Barbie thing. You got

20:03

to sit on just kind of like meditate. Alright

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22:32

We're gonna send Tucker to

22:34

Tibet to study with monks and

22:38

he's gonna come back and he's gonna be,

22:40

first of all, enlightened and second of all,

22:43

he's going to be fluent in how to

22:45

figure out this interstellar communication problem. That'd

22:47

be crazy. Yeah, what if I figure it out

22:49

too? Well, you definitely have the personality for it.

22:53

What a segue. Wow. And

22:56

I do. Tucker, would you give us

22:59

the rundown on what we're doing today

23:01

on Truffle Sandwich? Today we are doing

23:03

personality tests. So, Ted and

23:06

Schlatt were sent off to take a personality test.

23:08

I don't know how long it'll take you guys,

23:10

10 minutes. You get a

23:12

series of questions. There were seven

23:14

points you could answer. Would like full agree

23:16

or full disagree and everything in between and

23:20

no one has seen each other's results yet. Yeah, and Tucker

23:22

also did it because we knew that if Tucker didn't do

23:25

it, then everyone would be in the comments being like, man,

23:27

what the hell did Tucker not do it? Why

23:30

did he not do the LaPortia I want to

23:32

know what darlin' to tell him. Why is he

23:34

not the third member? I want to be the intro.

23:37

He'll never be the third member. Not as long as

23:39

me. It can make 50%. There

23:44

you go, folks. You kidding me? You think

23:47

I'm gonna okay that? You think I'm green lighten? Yeah, dude.

23:49

20% of my earnings to give it to this

23:51

producer? Yeah, you guys gotta understand the

23:55

creative accounting I've had to do to make sure this guy's doing it.

24:00

paid enough crazy window

24:02

dude Oh

24:06

Tucker's paid well though Tucker

24:09

and Emma are we play them good

24:11

I'm good we came good who's

24:13

that on there was

24:16

that on my titty cup yeah I

24:18

don't know you got big-ass

24:20

fucking titties though look at

24:23

the fucking knockers on her

24:25

oh whoa is that that's

24:27

a that's one of the

24:29

best ones I think that's a

24:31

terrible shirt barely covering anything I

24:33

know I know but hey you

24:35

know it's probably sold well I'm

24:38

gonna make another one soon I think

24:40

she's taking supplements good

24:45

one Tucker he's got two

24:47

big supplements right there so

24:52

what do okay so Schlar what do you think

24:54

of so for those of you who have maybe

24:56

done this before because I know this is a

24:58

popular test it's the 16 personalities

25:00

comm test if you want to guys who

25:02

are listening you could go to 16 personalities

25:04

calm you could fill it out yourself it's

25:06

the ones that you know I

25:09

feel like people on Twitter love talking about their

25:11

personalities it but this this is probably some of

25:13

your guys bios on Twitter you

25:15

know it's just probably in your bio this

25:17

is the this stuff

25:21

is like astrology for slightly

25:23

smarter people so guys here's what we're

25:25

gonna do here's what we're gonna do

25:27

try well first of all flat what

25:29

did you think of taking this personality

25:31

test I thought it was a little

25:33

silly I think it's it's it's

25:37

a bit fake a

25:39

little like astrology or most

25:42

religions really that's how you yeah

25:44

I mean it's just like I

25:47

don't know when I see questions like

25:49

I often think about awkward

25:53

memories I've had and I'm like

25:55

yeah who the fuck doesn't what

25:58

is it like what it was Understand

26:00

that you understand that that's how it finds

26:02

your personality like do you get sleepy sometimes

26:04

it never had it didn't A

26:07

little tired every now and then it didn't ask

26:09

that it didn't ask that I

26:15

Took the thing but I don't think

26:17

it's really like do I think there's

26:20

there's any basis in reality No, this

26:22

is somebody who did not like

26:25

the results No,

26:27

I don't I don't know I didn't

26:29

even read my results dude You want me

26:31

to email them to you so you can

26:33

read them out for me. Okay, so schlatt

26:35

you're a logician Hmm Wow,

26:38

so you're kind of like a magician

26:41

but with logic, right? Yeah, my dad

26:43

would always talk to me about how

26:45

logic was awesome and I

26:47

took after him You know, my mom

26:49

gets very emotional. I think that's really

26:52

quite stupid Yeah, really?

26:56

Yeah, once he yells at me and then won't

26:58

stop Into

27:02

you're an int pa int pa

27:06

INTP-a Danny's

27:09

I'm assertive. I'm an assertive

27:11

logician alpha male Logicians.

27:14

Okay, this is the this is the out

27:16

the outline it gives Logicians

27:19

are innovative inventors with

27:21

an unquenchable Knowledge

27:24

well do it that tracks that tracks though.

27:26

He's trying to get inside the fucking pyramid

27:29

Dude, he's trying to get in the sphinx

27:31

and unquenchable thinkers enjoy

27:33

approaching life Unconventionally often

27:35

seeking out unlikely paths like a path

27:38

into the Sphinx dude. That's crazy that

27:40

nailed it with you I know I'm

27:42

looking yeah In

27:46

the top of his head that trapdoor that metal

27:48

iron trapdoor that didn't make much sense to me

27:50

Well, cuz we kept asking you like what's in

27:52

there and you kept saying the knowledge as if

27:54

that was enough And

27:59

this makes it That's an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.

28:01

That was enough for you. So

28:03

we'll give, I'll read out my

28:06

traits, okay? I'm 72% introverted

28:09

as opposed to extroverted. 59%

28:13

intuitive over observant. 69%

28:17

thinking over feeling, nice. 60%

28:20

prospecting over judging and

28:23

64% assertive over turbulent. Wow.

28:26

Look at that. You've got really

28:28

strong thinking over feeling there. And

28:32

I think that mine might be the

28:34

fucking opposite, which is crazy. Yeah.

28:37

I'm sure there have been moments in

28:41

everyone's viewing of my

28:43

content where you can determine that

28:46

I care. I'm more

28:48

of a Ben Shapiro facts don't care

28:50

about your feelings type. There

28:53

was a lot of questions that were like, do

28:55

you care about facts or people's feelings? Yeah,

28:57

that was straight out of his book,

29:00

dude. Yeah, he just tried to switch

29:02

it into the Ben Shapiro voice and it's like, well,

29:05

let's see what they care about. Let's

29:07

say hypothetically I'm thinking. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, if

29:09

I was a certif- What's

29:13

the alphabetical name of an assertive magician?

29:16

What spells do you think I can do? So

29:20

mine was that I am a

29:22

completely different one. I am a

29:24

campaigner and I think I have

29:26

quite literally opposite, other

29:29

than like a couple, I have like opposite

29:31

traits of Slat. Yeah,

29:34

I'd say that. So I'm 72%

29:36

extroverted as opposed to introverted, whereas

29:38

Slat is 72% introverted as opposed

29:43

to extroverted. I'm 77% intuitive as

29:45

opposed to observant. So

29:49

Slat and I are in the same category there. It's just

29:51

I'm a little bit more intuitive. Fuck

29:54

you, okay. No,

29:56

it wasn't. That's literally objectively what

29:59

I was saying. Don't

30:01

worry, Slade, you got them in the next round. Alright.

30:04

I am 72% feeling whereas Slade is 69% thinking. So

30:15

basically, I'm

30:17

an empath and

30:19

Slade's a cold, dark cavern

30:23

where there's a bunch of calculators laid

30:25

out and they're wet. That's

30:28

a sick, sloppy and they're wet and they have

30:30

all the keypads on them or like the gooey

30:33

iPad keyboard. You know what I'm talking

30:35

about? The gooey keyboard. I like that

30:37

though. I like that though. In

30:40

terms of tactics, I'm

30:42

81% prospecting

30:45

as opposed to judging and

30:47

then I'm 53% assertive. I'm about

30:49

10, almost 11% less assertive than

30:51

Slade is. It's true. It's

30:54

true. So, I guess let's

30:56

talk about what we have in common

30:58

first. We're both intuitive. I don't really

31:00

know what intuitive versus observant is. Is

31:03

that? Likely

31:05

very imaginative and open-minded, focusing on

31:07

hidden meanings and disimpossibilities. Yeah, I

31:09

mean, we both work in creative

31:11

fields. Yeah. So. That

31:14

makes sense. That totally makes sense. Ted,

31:16

you concern yourself more with the little

31:18

stranger concepts and I think

31:21

that even reflects in the content

31:23

and that reflects in the fucking

31:25

test results here. I react

31:27

to tikki-tokkies and you do, well,

31:29

what if I tortured myself for

31:32

a week straight? You know, like you go

31:34

to the farther links. And

31:37

I also didn't read the whole definition of

31:39

my campaign or so. Campaigners

31:41

are enthusiastic, creative, and sociable free

31:43

spirits who can always find a

31:46

reason to smile. They embrace

31:48

big ideas and actions that reflect their sense of

31:50

hope and goodwill towards others. Yeah, no, this is

31:52

like, it's hard to like, Tucker

31:54

read it and he was like, I don't know, there he

31:57

is. Yeah. Just a goofy,

31:59

like. I feel like if you're

32:01

gonna be a YouTube, you know like a

32:03

youtuber and stuff Campaigner is like such a

32:05

good because you're always campaigning for yourself. Really

32:08

quickly That's true. That's

32:10

the fucking archetype of most youtubers.

32:12

I'd say yeah campaigner Yeah,

32:16

yeah caring a lot and let's talk

32:18

about this next one feeling versus thinking

32:20

caring a lot about what people feel

32:23

Instead of thick, you know Mmm,

32:25

yeah, you to betray. That's

32:28

a great youtuber trade likely values

32:30

emotional expression and sensitivity Prioritizing

32:32

empathy social harmony and cooperation and

32:34

then good hover over slats thinking

32:36

one Slants

32:39

is likely focuses on objectivity and

32:41

rationality putting effectiveness above social harmony

32:45

Wow, I just well really you're throwing social

32:47

harmony to the side That's a crazy one

32:49

too because that makes it sound like you're

32:51

a fucking dictator I think about

32:54

how many people hate me and how

32:57

many times I've addressed them, you

32:59

know Yeah, just doesn't matter.

33:02

Yeah matter to me, you know, you're not

33:04

gonna stop me bitch. Yeah. No, I definitely

33:06

care a lot about how people Feel

33:09

about me. So it that's that's kind

33:11

of shit stresses me out when

33:14

people are mad at me. I get stressed

33:16

I get stressed I Get

33:20

really upset. I know I know I know it's okay

33:23

We're both prospecting though Likely

33:25

very good at improvising and

33:27

adapting. Well, that works for the podcast Tends to

33:30

be flexible and prefers novelty to stability Jesus

33:32

Christ This

33:34

is just like you could apply all these to Tucker and

33:36

I's road trip in 2016 and it would try there There

33:39

was one question about you know that I figure is prospecting versus

33:41

judging That

33:46

I really wished I could answer

33:48

differently Mm-hmm, and it was

33:50

that that one that was like I prefer to

33:52

get my work done in Short

33:55

bursts of energy. As.

34:00

Opposed to, you know,

34:02

scheduled. Ah, M

34:05

and consistent The or anything like it's

34:07

the difference between what you wish you

34:09

could do versus what I actually happens.

34:11

I would sucking love if I could

34:13

wake up at seven am every morning

34:15

and just feel that creative juices flowing.

34:17

But I kind of have to take

34:19

it one day time and say do

34:21

I really. Have the

34:23

motivation. To. Work on these creative

34:26

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his brain Doc think someone's can only

35:48

put like some sort of like social

35:50

attack on us Nigam know our weaknesses?

35:52

I'll look this up. Ted I looked

35:54

this up by so I searched up

35:56

j slap personality type. And

35:58

it was pretty. If.

36:01

They had me cloth. I know

36:03

where day that? yeah yeah yeah

36:05

these people are which I enjoy

36:08

Every society man for your to

36:10

went about from our/i M T

36:12

V and it's. From. A

36:14

year ago. Go. To Personality

36:17

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36:19

their yeah, that's the one. There's

36:21

like two thousand votes on This.

36:23

And it's like a hundred like almost

36:26

one hundred percent people have. Yeah, this

36:28

is. This. Is in I Ntp Democracy

36:30

is a D Think there's any results for

36:32

me? I'm. Sure there and

36:34

look up look a bird said Nemesis personality

36:36

type. Just go on

36:38

that website, author and other as. Oh.

36:43

And oh, they dig that

36:45

caught you wrong route. Would.

36:48

Seem Tj Oshie with the com and say

36:50

oh, they say they're more of a thinker

36:52

and a judge or. Than. A

36:55

Feeler in a Prospector from because I'm

36:57

a Commentary videos assists history of

36:59

I this year as think you're

37:01

in a judge her. Really?

37:03

That's interesting. Now. And

37:05

now it's like it's one of

37:07

those things Were so Ted is

37:09

the one truly playing a character on

37:12

screen. While. It

37:14

skews the attacker has. It's

37:17

that data. Know. But

37:19

I feel like a

37:21

fat and.okay it's the

37:23

data. Interesting talker. Interesting.

37:26

Oh very very. Thinking of you

37:28

were leads us into Talkers The

37:30

Spring of Suckers Full screen. The

37:34

debater. I'm pretty

37:36

down and now. Yeah. Know

37:38

this this tracks already just based on the

37:40

name Tucker loves to. Just like literally there's

37:43

times when we're just in a circle com

37:45

you're suddenly be like with was to suggest

37:47

this is before Tucker actually streams he would

37:50

like you only the army and it was

37:52

like. The. most dad saying the

37:54

talker would say any latched onto it

37:56

for years whereas still say meet

37:58

the a okay Let me

38:00

finish what I'm saying here. We're we're

38:03

in a call or something and like,

38:06

you know Tucker's maybe like sick of playing a

38:08

video game or something and he's like, well, why

38:10

don't we just do some just chatting? Some

38:13

just chatting. Yeah, he'll just say like we're gonna

38:15

do some just chatting Like he says that whenever

38:17

he just wants to talk he'll be like, let's

38:19

do some just chatting This is like I

38:21

don't When he had a

38:23

notion of what twitch streaming was and he

38:25

just saw that like that category and he

38:28

was like just chatting I like that. I

38:30

don't bro. I don't think I've ever called

38:33

someone on the phone just to

38:35

chat Really

38:37

I don't think that's ever happened.

38:39

I On the phone

38:41

all the time to chat. I don't call nobody

38:43

on the phone In fact, I think I've tried

38:46

to call you several times to just chat, but

38:48

doesn't usually reach you. Well, that's

38:51

because Schlatt's the

38:53

the only introvert on the podcast It's

38:56

true. It's true once I Can

38:59

attest for this when I'm ready to

39:01

go on the podcast They

39:04

know both when I'm ready to

39:06

start recording and when I'm ready to stop

39:09

Yeah, yeah, we will never film three

39:11

in a row again For

39:14

in a oh never never will we come through in a

39:16

row again? Cuz it was I mean, I was pretty knocked

39:18

out when we tried that three day Then we start talking

39:20

about drunk driving and then it gets bad I Dude

39:25

I well, I need to figure out do you

39:27

still have that data you still have the that

39:29

footage don't you Tucker? No, no, no, no Well,

39:32

no, no. Well, you didn't hear what I was gonna say. I

39:35

don't want anything to do with that footage I

39:37

know but like what if we cut it down so it was

39:39

funny Put that what

39:42

if we cut it down into like a 10 minute like

39:44

put that under the Vatican No

39:46

one's ever get I mean people would agree

39:49

with me. I'm sure and you actually Ted

39:52

You think I honestly feel bad about that

39:54

instance though Because I would have felt terrible

39:56

if I was in your shoes based on

39:58

the way you describe it because you were like

40:01

you've talked about at the end

40:03

of that episode where we stopped and You

40:06

said that you looked around and everyone was like

40:09

looking at you weird They

40:11

were Because

40:14

everybody in the room was a fucking

40:16

campaigner and here I am the based

40:19

INTP having a fucking friend for myself just

40:21

talking about the data. I think we did

40:23

we thought we had like two topics and

40:25

I I It

40:28

was in hindsight. It was hilarious because we

40:30

both just kind of I Kind

40:33

of was like decided to debate you on

40:35

it Like I made a choice

40:37

in that podcast to to like try to

40:39

go with it and now pull us away

40:41

from it And you were on it the

40:43

whole time so then it just

40:45

ended up being we had like two topics one

40:48

of them was flat and the talking

40:50

about the Lamborghini Urus For

40:52

the first half of the podcast and then

40:54

the second half of the podcast So I talked about drunk

40:56

driving and this is the first time we talked about drunk

40:58

driving. So I didn't know what was going on But

41:03

it was I mean in in the

41:05

in our memories it it's awesome, you

41:08

know Most drunk drivers don't know what's going

41:10

on either. It's true But

41:14

we can move on to Tucker's a debater

41:16

profile here. So tires an

41:18

EN TP a

41:21

this is closer to what people thought

41:23

I was Interestingly,

41:26

yes. Yes, but

41:28

so target once you read these off since

41:30

we did that as I'm 64%

41:34

extroverted compared to introverted. I'm

41:36

52% intuitive over observant.

41:39

I'm 61% thinking

41:41

over feeling 51%

41:43

prospecting over judging and 53%

41:46

assertive over turbulent. That's the same score as

41:49

you Ted on assertiveness. Oh Interesting

41:51

equally assertive these

41:54

points dude three of these are

41:56

like 52% 51 53 You're

42:00

right down the middle for most I think the

42:02

ones that matter here for you are you're a

42:04

little more Extroverted and you care a little

42:06

bit more about the data, but the

42:08

data and tape. Yeah Yeah,

42:10

you do care about data every now and

42:12

then Tucker does like to debate though Tucker

42:15

had a huge debating period of his life

42:17

Oh, I was funny. I was reading about

42:19

this and it's like debaters Will

42:22

like when a debater grows up they learn it's not

42:24

worth it anymore And it's basically

42:26

where I've got to in my life Oh,

42:28

dude Tucker marine marine core era Tucker was

42:31

like the biggest debater in the whole thing

42:33

Especially like seven it's 2017 18 19 Yeah,

42:38

no, that was just that was the dark era and

42:40

then Covid 2020 was like climax. I

42:42

was like can't do it anymore I

42:44

can't do it. Oh Yeah,

42:46

no, that was a dark era for keen,

42:49

but now you're you're shining bright like a

42:51

star now. Mm-hmm Yeah getting more extroverted by

42:53

the day, huh? Yeah, you used

42:55

to be pretty introverted. I think

42:58

I've always been extroverted I'm just really picky about who I

43:00

want to share my time with Okay,

43:02

it's fair. Wow. I would always rather

43:04

be doing something with somebody else that

43:06

I like that rather than alone Yeah,

43:10

but I But I

43:12

just like so few people so I guess

43:14

we should look into what our what our strengths

43:16

and weaknesses are then so We'll

43:19

go into strengths and weaknesses of both for

43:22

INTP AKA me

43:25

We got analytical we got

43:28

original open-minded, which I

43:30

don't necessarily agree with to be

43:32

honest with you Curious

43:35

and honest, which

43:37

I think is I think that's fairly

43:40

fairly You know tracks,

43:43

but I don't know about open-minded, you

43:45

know, like genuinely. What does

43:47

that mean? Even

43:49

in matters of politics religion and philosophy

43:52

Ted your strengths are you're curious perceptive

43:58

Easy going Good natured

44:01

and positive and I did

44:03

not mention excellent communicator Because

44:06

holy shit the amount of fucking times

44:08

you just don't show up to these

44:10

calls. Whoa I got

44:13

I a Hey, it

44:15

was for wait. That's talk about the

44:18

data. Wait, what do you mean? That

44:21

seems more like a tardiness thing than it

44:23

is like in terms of communication like in

44:25

terms of communicating I think that's

44:27

what it means. Oh Responding

44:30

on this board be funny. Well,

44:32

maybe maybe we look at the weaknesses Enf

44:35

ease fairly regularly leave discord messages

44:37

on red Honestly,

44:43

I don't though I usually if I read

44:45

something if I open up a discord message

44:48

I respond to it I

44:50

don't I'll often read and

44:52

I know sij I get instantly and

44:55

then I Market

44:58

as on red and then we'll just

45:00

like leave it for later Interesting

45:03

because I don't don't really know now

45:05

we met the hot it's dangerous. That's

45:12

Let's talk about the weaknesses

45:14

of both of us. Yeah, let's talk about our

45:16

weaknesses I think this will be this will be

45:18

more fun to talk about disconnected. Oh shit Yeah

45:24

Yeah, oh PC

45:30

rationality as the key to a better happier

45:32

world That seems like a

45:34

great thing. Yeah. No, this is like some fucking

45:37

This is some dictator shit. You keep getting

45:40

scrap Rationality is the

45:42

key to a better happier world.

45:44

That's a crazy sentence at

45:46

times. They may underestimate the importance of

45:50

Emotion compassion etiquette and

45:52

tradition You

45:54

didn't you know nothing about tradition slide. I

45:56

try to get slide to do a traditional

45:58

Irish jig with me the other day and he

46:00

just wouldn't. I'm not fucking, I

46:03

am a little Irish. I am a little Irish. I'm

46:06

also dissatisfied with the world. And

46:10

this is true. Oftentimes when someone complains

46:12

to me, I will say,

46:14

okay, well, how do we fix this instead

46:17

of being like, hmm, I know,

46:19

I know. Don't make fun

46:21

of the other side while you talk about

46:23

it. No, shit is a bitch. Sorry.

46:28

Offer nothing, be completely unhelpful, just

46:30

be, I don't want to sponge

46:33

to soak up my fucking, my

46:35

problems. I want to fucking, I want to

46:37

help. Ted, it's really

46:40

funny that you took offense to

46:42

Schlatt talking about the other side.

46:44

You didn't go, it wasn't necessarily

46:46

about you, but you claimed

46:48

it. Well, no, because I know

46:50

it's about me. I

46:52

know what he's doing. I know what he's doing.

46:54

I would have thought he was talking about like

46:56

a girlfriend or something, you know, not you, but

47:00

you're like, you identified so heavily.

47:02

What, I'm kind of his girlfriend. I'm his

47:04

podcast girlfriend. What do you mean? You identified

47:06

so heavily with the feelings that you had.

47:08

I'm his podcast hubby, come on. That is

47:10

my word, girlfriend. Yeah, true. It

47:13

says I'm an overthinker. My

47:16

rapid fire thoughts can be

47:18

beneficial, but cause me to

47:20

overthink and fall prey to

47:22

analysis paralysis. Wow,

47:25

dude, this thing's spitting right now. When this

47:27

occurs, I, oh look, when this occurs, I

47:30

into peace can struggle to reach a decision

47:32

or take action, which

47:36

makes sense because I often just don't

47:38

respond to things. Yeah,

47:40

this is him putting, reading

47:42

something and put it down on red. Dude,

47:44

this tracks, I need to get into astrology

47:46

next cause these are fucking some broad ass,

47:49

this is some broad ass shit. He

47:52

thinks, I mean like these are. I

47:54

think everybody in the fucking world is

47:56

an overthinker. I know, but I

47:59

wouldn't, I wouldn't. to put myself

48:01

in the zone of saying that I see rationality

48:03

as a key to a better, happier world. Well,

48:06

it is. That's why you're

48:08

that person. You don't understand the purpose

48:10

of this or what this exercise is.

48:13

It's not really. And I'm getting... It's like it's

48:15

saying what your beliefs are and I'm like, I

48:17

don't really agree with that and you're like, well,

48:19

you're wrong. Well, look, and

48:21

I'm getting impatient, which is

48:23

another weakness of mine. ITP personalities take

48:25

pride in their knowledge and sharing their

48:28

ideas when it comes to explaining their

48:30

rationale. However, they aren't always patient. Yeah.

48:34

For my personality, the first one that

48:36

I have is people pleasing. I'll

48:39

do with ENFP personality type are

48:41

uncomfortable with the prospect of being

48:43

disliked. Well, I feel like

48:45

I directly said that earlier. I

48:47

use this against Ted all the time. Tucker, listen

48:49

to this one. To maintain the peace, they may

48:51

compromise on things that matter to them or allow

48:53

others to treat them poorly. And when they fail

48:56

to win someone over, they might lose sleep trying

48:58

to figure out what to do with it about

49:00

it. Yeah, that is really you. Unfocused.

49:03

Wow. The thrill of a new

49:05

project, especially when the most collaborating with other

49:07

people can bring up the best of new

49:09

personalities. But ENFPs are known for having ever

49:11

evolving interest, meaning

49:14

that they may find it challenging to maintain this

49:16

one and focus on the long term. Although I

49:18

have kept going on the plant thing. My

49:22

rosemary is still alive after a year plus

49:24

and my... Hello, live. It's

49:27

a very low bar. Well, there was a lot of... There

49:29

was a lot of... What is it?

49:32

Perennials? The seasonal ones that died off,

49:34

you know? So

49:37

wow, these weaknesses are great. People

49:39

pleasing, unfocused, disorganized. Wow. So

49:42

there's the part of... That you

49:44

were talking about, Tucker, in terms of what you thought

49:46

was communicating. Personality

49:49

type may avoid routine

49:51

tasks like chores, basic

49:53

maintenance or paperwork. Yeah.

49:58

Unless it's a big project. I'm taking care

50:00

of life. Well listen dude. I don't

50:02

understand what you're talking about when you

50:04

say that disorganized I don't understand disorganized

50:06

as a wait what forget

50:09

like basic maintenance, dude Hi,

50:12

I think it's talking about like a how

50:14

astute not like I think it's talking about

50:16

your fucking stinky bo, bro Okay,

50:19

I'll just read the last one. So it would be

50:21

overly accommodating. So Yeah

50:25

Unless they set boundaries even the most metatenergeneic

50:27

on them can become over committed with little

50:29

little time to energy to tackle necessities Their

50:32

own life overly optimistic Damn

50:35

it Restless

50:39

Cool. No, this is good lot.

50:41

It's funny with mine. It

50:43

seems like I almost got more Positives

50:46

but also more negatives. Yeah,

50:48

and for me It's my

50:51

with my personality type. I kind of think

50:54

that my weaknesses are Strengths

50:59

A lot of ways I would

51:02

say overly optimistic could be a strength. Yeah Yeah,

51:05

that's true. But also my deathbed

51:07

dude, but also it makes you

51:10

naive. I don't think I'm naive

51:12

I think you could be naive Is

51:15

that you just saying that you think I'm

51:17

naive but then adding in a piece there

51:19

that makes it's not buttering I thought I

51:22

think your rosy outlook often leads you

51:24

to make well-intentioned but naive decisions Interesting

51:29

interesting. I Know

51:32

I feel like with with work stuff though. I'm usually

51:34

pretty What's

51:36

the word conservative Conservative

51:39

now, I like that. All right, I'm

51:41

pretty good Well, yeah,

51:43

no, I'm politically conservative in my work

51:45

choice Technically

51:49

I am too Damn

51:54

so this is like people are gonna be

51:56

seeing this and they're gonna be like damn

51:58

these motherfuckers are like A

52:00

couple of doofuses. A

52:02

couple of doofuses. This is pretty damning. This is

52:04

pretty damning. So now what we're going to do

52:07

guys, as a group

52:09

on Chuckle Sandwich is we are

52:11

going to determine what the aggregate

52:13

personality of Chuckle Sandwich is by

52:15

all, by us

52:17

all compromising on each

52:20

answer to this question to see what

52:22

the true average personality of Chuckle Sandwich

52:24

is. You regularly make new

52:26

friends. Fucking slightly agree. Big disagree

52:29

for me. I would say agree

52:31

so it's middle. No, no people,

52:33

well okay, but people in school, like if I'm

52:35

in class, people love me. I

52:37

immediately got everybody on my side. Already

52:40

slightly agree. Your

52:44

living and working spaces are organized.

52:46

You see, I would say just

52:48

no. I'm just going to

52:50

say no to this. I

52:53

try real hard to make

52:55

it. Don't get me wrong. I

52:57

love having a clean place. It's

53:00

just like still got these on

53:02

the counter here. These probably should

53:04

get thrown at. What

53:07

was that? Would you just say real quick,

53:09

what do you say usually when they give communion? Like

53:14

what does the priest usually say? No, I'm not fucking

53:16

doing it. I'm not fucking doing

53:18

it again. Stop eating fucking

53:20

communion huts, dude. You

53:24

still have those. All right. I'm

53:26

just sitting on the counter. That's good to have. So

53:29

here's the thing. I keep my work

53:31

spaces clean because I think being

53:34

around a well organized environment helps

53:36

me work better. But

53:39

I struggle with things like laundry. Oh,

53:42

what terrible at laundry. I'm so bad

53:44

at laundry. I struggle very hard with

53:46

laundry and I think it matters less

53:48

to me because sometimes I value work

53:50

over my life. What?

53:54

Flow of mind. Flow of mind because you die

53:56

for a YouTube play button. I

54:01

have so many of those But

54:03

if you had the opportunity to get a Candy

54:06

lot a PewDiePie 50 million golden

54:09

ruby. Oh with the brofist on

54:11

it. Yeah myself. I kill myself

54:13

easy Easy you'd rather

54:16

kill yourself and get a

54:18

post-mortem PewDiePie brofist golden ruby

54:20

50 million subscriber Yeah,

54:23

yeah, but no my I I'll often

54:25

leave clothes around but I do I say

54:28

I'm generally pretty on top

54:30

of cleanliness Hmm.

54:34

Yeah, I Would

54:36

say that my place isn't so the usually

54:38

the difference that I make in my place

54:40

is my place isn't dirty It's

54:43

just like cluttered a lot of the

54:45

time That's usually how

54:47

my place ends up Because

54:50

I'll like regularly clean my place You

54:53

stay calm under pressure. How about that one?

54:57

Like whether it's a deadline or

54:59

someone mad at you or anything

55:01

something going wrong um

55:05

There's been very rare times that I've had like I

55:09

Think they're kind of only think of one time that I had like

55:11

maybe something close to a panic attack Hmm

55:14

like I can I could I know specifically

55:16

when it was and it was you were

55:18

on the Margaritaville trip No,

55:21

it was it was when I was trying to it was just

55:23

the the when I was doing the Rainforest

55:26

Cafe video for the first time I was like

55:28

trying to get it done and it just was

55:30

like I was so stressed Over it. It was

55:32

like I'm freaking out over it Stop

55:35

eating the church. Oh, sorry. I can't they're

55:37

tasty. They're not even yummy. No, they're not

55:39

I Not yummy

55:42

What do you these are these are these

55:44

are flavor blasted ones? I'm trying to

55:46

get over it Extra

55:50

extra Jesus on those. I'm a bigger

55:53

guy like a thin layer of holy

55:55

water on it So I'm

55:57

a big agree for staying calm under pressure

56:00

Yeah, I would agree with that. I'm

56:02

very steadfast when it comes

56:04

to, you know, this is

56:06

my plan, this is what I'm gonna do, and if

56:08

something maybe goes wrong, I don't generally panic. I

56:12

think that's something that I take from my dad, who

56:15

has always, always just remained

56:17

calm as fuck under pressure, and

56:19

that's something I really respected about

56:21

him. But I said that as

56:23

though he passed away, he's still alive, I still have

56:25

my father. Oh,

56:29

it sucks getting older though, because I've started thinking

56:32

about that. I mean, I guess after I

56:34

went to that funeral, I've started thinking about that.

56:36

Yeah, you've got older parents, so.

56:39

That was basically a way of saying,

56:41

yeah Ted, no, you do have to

56:43

worry about that. Dude, you deserve it. Once

56:45

again, bro, this is, this is stacking,

56:47

this adds up, Tucker again bringing out

56:49

the facts. Yeah, sorry. Oh

56:51

my God. I'm sorry, I disregarded your

56:54

feelings on that one, Ted. Yeah, my

56:56

dad is, my dad's 65. Or

56:59

66. Not bad. No, he

57:01

just turned 66 actually. That's

57:04

not bad at all. Yeah, but he's reaching for years

57:06

in a grandpa zone. When she had 70 and it's

57:08

like, okay, it's realistic that this person is a grandfather.

57:11

Ted, you prioritize and plan tasks

57:13

effectively, often completing them well before the

57:15

deadline. Oh my God, for this one,

57:17

I did a hard disagree. Yeah.

57:20

I never know how long a video is gonna take me, and I've

57:22

been doing this shit for five years. I'm

57:24

small disagree on this. I sometimes

57:26

struggle with it. Oh,

57:29

I'm terrible at it. It's

57:31

insane how badly I am, how bad I am

57:33

at this. Like, I don't think there's anyone in

57:35

the world who does do shit

57:37

well before the deadline. Like, that's not

57:39

a thing. Is there a fucking person?

57:43

I mean. I don't think

57:45

I know a person that completes things well

57:47

before the deadline. Yeah,

57:50

I mean, can you imagine if we had like,

57:53

YouTube videos of ours lined up for like a

57:55

couple months in advance? That'd be like, God, it'd

57:57

be heaven. I was about to say

57:59

heaven too. It'd be heaven. You

58:02

ever think that if you go to heaven,

58:04

there'll be a lot of, it'll be Chinese?

58:10

Like, it's okay if it is, but I

58:12

just wasn't expecting... Like, as in, like, if

58:14

you're in, like, a city and everything, like,

58:16

all the street signs are in Chinese and

58:18

stuff? Well, not, yeah, well, I mean, like,

58:20

most people have been

58:22

Chinese. Statistically, look at the facts.

58:24

Did I ever tell you, Shladd, about how I

58:27

went to an Easter Mass in Beijing? No,

58:30

I didn't know you went to Mass there. I

58:32

went to, when I was in China that one

58:34

time, I went to, it was Easter, and there

58:36

was two options that we had, being in Beijing.

58:40

It was to either, it was

58:43

either to go to a mall and walk around

58:45

a cool Beijing mall in the middle of the

58:47

city, or go to the

58:49

Easter Mass that's happening right now because it's

58:51

Easter. And I thought to myself, hmm,

58:56

the one time, like, I barely cared about

58:58

church at this point, I was like, but

59:01

what if it is Easter? Maybe I should, like, if something

59:03

came over me, I was like, I need to, I need

59:06

to go to Mass. What if it's, what

59:08

if... Yeah, and like, I could have gone around and

59:10

like, hung out at this mall and stuff, and,

59:13

you know, usually in my experience, like, an Easter Mass

59:15

is like, I don't know, it's like an hour and

59:17

a half long, something like that. I was at

59:20

this Easter Mass for three and a

59:22

half hours, and everything,

59:25

there was no English

59:27

spoken during that time. Oh,

59:29

okay, yeah. It was all,

59:32

like, they had TVs that would play

59:34

captions, the captions were in Mandarin. I

59:37

sat there in this dark church while

59:40

sitting there for an Easter Mass, not a

59:42

clue what they were saying, for three and

59:44

a half hours, and I was like, thinking

59:47

to myself, I was like, trying to think of, like,

59:49

an appropriate time, the whole time, on like, when I

59:51

could leave. Right. And

59:53

I, but I didn't know what they were saying, so I didn't

59:56

know if they were about to do something, or if they were

59:58

like... I

1:00:00

was yeah, so I was stuck in an Easter master that

1:00:02

would have been tough And hey, I

1:00:04

mean I mean it Yeah, did you know

1:00:06

if it was a Catholic Church because if

1:00:08

you take a wrong denomination, okay? Good good

1:00:10

cuz that would have gone gotten you there

1:00:12

as well I would have gotten you to

1:00:14

hell, but sometimes I think about

1:00:17

that like is there an America in

1:00:19

heaven I wonder if it's like

1:00:21

a copy of earth or do you? Do

1:00:24

you know like? like

1:00:27

every language in heaven Would

1:00:30

that be heaven that'd be kind

1:00:32

of cool? I feel like that would be heaven to be able to

1:00:34

speak to everyone Yeah, that

1:00:36

could be it that could be a but maybe

1:00:38

the default is like maybe the

1:00:40

default is just like Mandarin Does the debater

1:00:43

have something to say about this what if

1:00:45

heaven's like telepathy? You

1:00:47

don't speak, but you can just let me show

1:00:49

not every so creepy. I'd

1:00:52

hate that Yeah, everyone just be like I

1:00:54

don't like that. Hello like something

1:00:56

about you saying that just made me think everyone

1:00:58

was speaking So calmly wait a

1:01:00

second. Why are you thinking about gay porn right

1:01:03

now? That's not no Well like you'd be able

1:01:05

to control like what comes in or out Oh

1:01:07

like something you'd be like oh look at that person I should

1:01:09

say hi, and you can say hi, and they would receive a

1:01:12

high And like

1:01:14

however they wanted to receive a high so

1:01:16

heaven is just Elon Musk neural link in

1:01:18

the sky maybe maybe

1:01:21

oh Damn, and

1:01:23

he's he's bringing that heaven to earth. He's

1:01:25

got a lot of monkeys. Yeah, probably no

1:01:27

he has He's killed a lot of

1:01:29

monkeys with this neural link thing monkeys

1:01:31

are apes like chimpanzees, so I suppose maybe

1:01:34

apes Yeah, chimps are not monkeys. Don't call

1:01:36

me you'll send them You're

1:01:40

a dick No

1:01:51

because you saying that right now on the podcast

1:01:53

is not like you giving me a little private

1:01:56

Letting me know like hey make sure you

1:01:58

don't call chimps monkeys. You'll sound This

1:02:00

is you to an audience of

1:02:02

hundreds of thousands saying Ted you

1:02:05

just sounded dumb because you called chimps monkeys I'm

1:02:07

just I'm just giving you a whisper in here

1:02:09

a little birdie in your ear. You're doing it

1:02:11

on a podcast is what you're doing Fine.

1:02:14

I'll let you know what but we're keeping it

1:02:16

in and everyone in the comments are gonna be

1:02:18

like and I know they're gonna do The

1:02:20

opposite of this but they're gonna be like they'd be like man

1:02:22

Tucker was kind of an asshole on today's podcast I

1:02:24

don't know if I can be a Tucker lover anymore

1:02:27

As long as as long as none of

1:02:29

them can speak English. I'm

1:02:31

calling them all monkeys. Oh Man

1:02:36

dude, you got me really confused on what you

1:02:38

were referring to when you first started talking about

1:02:40

that I know it's

1:02:42

not like you said like the most racist thing that

1:02:44

I've ever heard That

1:02:53

was like I was like really

1:02:55

worried with the previous discussion about

1:02:58

Chinese heaven, right? Yeah. No, this

1:03:00

was about the monkeys. Oh This

1:03:04

was about the monkeys. Yeah, no monkeys

1:03:06

and chimps. I need to make that

1:03:08

perfectly clear Yeah, no if monkeys couldn't

1:03:10

speak if they well, what do

1:03:13

we do with monkeys if they can speak English? You

1:03:15

shoot them That's it. Really? So

1:03:17

how would you would you do you think

1:03:19

you were to respond well to the plan

1:03:21

of the Apes movies? Like do you think

1:03:23

dude? I haven't seen them and I've been thinking

1:03:25

about watching them, but I'm just like dude

1:03:28

Oh, I would put my guns to work. I

1:03:30

would it would be fun So the

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whole thing that's going on the reason

1:03:35

why humanity fell I think

1:03:37

is because like the thing

1:03:39

that made the ape smart is also what

1:03:41

killed a bunch of humans It's like it's

1:03:43

like super coronavirus like yeah, it's like a

1:03:46

disease and the monkeys got

1:03:48

the guns I just wear a mask. I

1:03:50

don't know if it's that easy I think we're fine

1:03:53

like someone was airborne going on here You

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think COVID was cannon in the planet of

1:03:57

the Apes universe. Do you think Caesar was?

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Going around with the fucking mask. He's

1:04:02

talking to all the monkeys. He's like, you got to

1:04:04

mask up bro. Whoa, whoa,

1:04:06

six feet. Caesar was

1:04:08

the fauci of the A world. Oh,

1:04:10

that's awesome. Damn.

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Damn. One more

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question and then can we wrap up? Yeah,

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yeah, we can. Thanks. I'm

1:04:23

almost done. Yeah. You

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enjoyed debating ethical dilemmas. Tiger

1:04:32

definitely agreed with that hard. No,

1:04:35

I like, so here's the thing. That's kind

1:04:37

of a weird question where I like, I had to

1:04:39

like go a few layers deep because I

1:04:41

was like, I do, but not with other

1:04:44

people, you know, like, like

1:04:46

talking like honestly talking with Ted

1:04:48

about it is good because like

1:04:50

we've been around so long. But

1:04:53

debating with like random people is

1:04:55

always disappointing. Oh, you just

1:04:57

got out of college doing that. Well, yeah.

1:05:00

And college, I just let

1:05:02

the kids say whatever. I'm like, yeah,

1:05:04

you can be right today. And I'm

1:05:06

not going to drop it on it.

1:05:08

It's all about the feelings. It always

1:05:11

becomes, oh, yeah, you know, I

1:05:13

just can't do it. Logically, it's not worth

1:05:15

my time. Yeah, I

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mean, well, ethical dilemmas are sort of

1:05:19

in the category of being an emotional

1:05:22

sort of thing, you know,

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like there's like there's a lot of there's a

1:05:26

lot of emotions. That's why that's why I sort

1:05:28

of, you know, the trolley power problem, all

1:05:30

that stuff. They're not necessarily like they

1:05:33

can't be really answered

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like logically because there

1:05:37

is the emotional aspect

1:05:40

in that, you know. Let's

1:05:43

see what what do all of our

1:05:45

personality types believe about the trolley problem?

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I think what's weird about this trolley

1:05:49

problem thing is that why is there

1:05:52

a fucking why does it come back around

1:05:54

and hit the other people? It

1:05:56

kills all of them anyway. This kills everyone.

1:05:58

There's no problem here. This is

1:06:00

just a, this just sucks. Yeah,

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so the whole trolley problem, if you don't know

1:06:04

what it is, you've got

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a trolley on a track, you've got one

1:06:09

person laid down on the track, and

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then you've got five people laid down on a

1:06:16

different track. You're the guy controlling the gate, can't

1:06:18

stop the trolley, you got to choose which one

1:06:20

it goes to. Do you choose

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either the five people that it's already heading towards,

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or do you divert it to kill one person?

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And the question is, is the blood on your

1:06:30

hands, or is it not? Yeah,

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and I think it's one of those things where I

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think most people would choose to

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divert it to kill the one person,

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because you're saving five lives,

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so your current average

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rating is at four

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people saved, one, you know. Yeah,

1:06:52

one person actually killed. You're positive,

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and then, you know, you're

1:06:58

evened out by that extra number. A

1:07:00

better moral KD ratio. Yeah,

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in terms of the moralistic KD ratio,

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you've saved more people than you've kind of

1:07:07

killed, so. I think you do it. I

1:07:09

think you do it. I think you pull

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the lever. Yeah, but then it gets, you

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know, people add little scenarios

1:07:15

in it, and it's like, what if

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it's your mom on the trolley track,

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in which case, fuck those five people.

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I'm not a mizma, goddamn mom. I

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don't know. I choose what, essentially,

1:07:27

it's one of those things where it's like,

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but then it comes to question of like, do you

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feel like you have

1:07:34

the power to

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make those choices where

1:07:40

you assume the agency over those

1:07:42

people's lives. It's uh, but

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what would you do, shall I? Would you kill

1:07:48

the one person? Pull it, yeah, pull it, fuck

1:07:50

them, and then I kill, you know, I kill

1:07:52

everybody. You would start the trolley

1:07:54

problem again, so you could do the other five? Oh

1:07:58

yeah, I would say put that train back at the five. right

1:08:02

send it around again Wow

1:08:05

how about that put that in your pipe and suck

1:08:07

on it Tucker what would you do I just killed

1:08:10

a one why are we killing more than one person

1:08:12

yeah

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like this right here this doesn't

1:08:18

look like a dilemma to me

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it's because no it's because if

1:08:22

you don't because your hands are

1:08:24

clean if you don't purposefully

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diverted yeah but there's gonna be a security

1:08:28

cam watching this thing and people gonna be

1:08:31

like what the fuck are you kidding me

1:08:33

that's true people will be like why the

1:08:35

fuck didn't you pull that yeah no that's

1:08:38

true yeah either way you're getting canceled oh

1:08:40

yeah you're not getting back on twitch after

1:08:42

this yeah like I'm confused on

1:08:44

what the like hmm what

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if it was originally what if

1:08:51

it was originally going towards the

1:08:54

one person and you divert it towards the five the

1:08:56

five be like what the fuck are you

1:09:00

doing you like you're like wait I get

1:09:02

it it's the trolley problem I have to

1:09:04

divert it and then you're like what it's

1:09:08

like a bullet train towards

1:09:10

the five bullet trains you

1:09:12

have very little time to

1:09:15

say yeah what would you choose

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Ted I choose not one guy I'm fucking

1:09:19

killing that one guy unless it's my mom

1:09:21

on which case five of people die in

1:09:23

trolley accident tomorrow

1:09:28

yeah really if that's anybody I know let

1:09:30

it go to the five also fuck

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we do a trolley still yeah I

1:09:34

know the trolley definitely it's one of

1:09:36

those things to work like a trolley

1:09:38

is probably the slowest rail like transportation

1:09:40

so it's like I guess that they're

1:09:42

they're putting it they're giving us a

1:09:44

piece of transportation where we can make

1:09:46

this choice but also getting killed

1:09:48

by a trolley is gonna be the worst

1:09:50

way to die yeah or me pushing

1:09:53

you into the New York City subway track

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or oh would you

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know what's worse I'll tell you what's worse ready for this one

1:10:01

of those fucking asphalt pressers

1:10:05

oh yeah getting pressed into the

1:10:07

window with the cylinder that it

1:10:09

rolls over oh I know I

1:10:11

know yeah because it breaks every part of

1:10:13

your body you have to feel every part of your

1:10:15

body before it goes to the brain bottom up yeah

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yeah hey you ever see the

1:10:21

gift of the dude trapped between the the

1:10:24

train and the

1:10:26

floor and it like runs

1:10:28

him over and he turns into a little windmill and

1:10:30

he just like no

1:10:34

and I don't want to see that that sounds horrifying

1:10:36

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