0:03

Man, it's so good to see you again this week,

0:06

Schlatt. You're looking bright and

0:08

feeling like you're, you look like a

0:10

bright star in the night sky. You

0:12

look like a beautiful bird flying around.

0:14

You know what, Schlatt, you know what

0:16

you've got the same energy as? I'll

0:20

tell you. You got the same energy as

0:22

a California condor, you know? Big

0:25

wingspan. Your

0:27

character wants to understand you

0:31

and you are often

0:34

close to extinction at any point.

0:39

What the? What is that supposed to mean? I'm

0:44

going extinct? In

0:46

your own way, yeah. In your

0:48

own way, you're wasting away in

0:50

your own way. That's a

0:53

funny way to talk about humans. Man,

0:55

he went extinct. Yeah. You

0:58

seen Jerry, he's been a cowboy. Nah, man, he

1:00

wet his stinks, dude. You know, he didn't see

1:03

it on the news paper. He went

1:05

fucking extinct. That's a great way

1:07

to refer to dead people. He's

1:09

extinct now. He's

1:11

never coming back. I mean, he never will. I

1:14

mean, he never will. Because they don't come back.

1:16

What sort of bird do you think I'm like,

1:18

Schlatt? Blue-footed booby. Welcome

1:21

to Chuckle Sandwich. You

1:26

don't like

1:29

blue-footed booby?

1:44

I do, I do. I've

1:46

heard that they, rumor has it they have blue feet. Rumor

1:49

has it that's what they're- They do have blue feet? Rumor

1:51

has it they got someone else too. Crazy rack. So

1:56

wait, why Tucker, you're gonna, so

1:58

you're the bird guy. the bird

2:00

guy at this point, you won't shut the fuck up

2:02

about it. I mean, but he's

2:04

got a convenience. He's got he's been learning about

2:06

his shorebirds. OK, shorebirds. And

2:08

Tucker has actually got a very

2:10

good Google search. Actually, why is

2:12

the blue bird? Why is the

2:15

bird booby called booby? Actually, the

2:17

worst way that he could have

2:19

searched that. Why

2:21

is the bird booby called booby?

2:24

It literally gave me exactly what I'm looking for.

2:26

I know. But why is

2:28

the bird booby? Called booby because

2:30

I didn't want them to be

2:32

talking about breasts in the response.

2:34

Uh huh. That would have been really bad. No, that

2:37

would have been bad. We would have we would have.

2:40

I know that would have would have

2:42

hated to see that in the Google

2:44

images. Yeah. Hate hate breasts and tits.

2:47

Let me read this real quick. The

2:49

name booby for the blue footed booby

2:51

and other booby species is thought to

2:53

come from the Spanish word Bobo, which

2:56

means stupid, foolish or clown. Wow. So

2:58

that really roasted you. Really European colonists

3:00

may have given the birds this name

3:02

because they are clumsy on land, but

3:05

agile in the air and water. The

3:07

birds may have also been considered foolish

3:09

for their apparent fearlessness of humans, as

3:12

they would sometimes land on ships, making

3:14

them easy to catch and eat. So

3:16

they're stupid. They've got weird feet and

3:20

and it and their name just kind of sounds

3:22

funny. You know, tech division.

3:26

Come on, man. What are you doing? I'm

3:28

sorry. I'm sorry. You asked. You asked. You

3:30

want the honest truth sometimes. And that's what

3:32

I do. That's what I'm here to do.

3:35

There's nothing honest about pronouncing my name that

3:37

way because when you know how it's pronounced.

3:39

Well, I'm saying. Well, I'm saying, Ted, that

3:41

people often they often poke

3:43

fun at it. Just like the

3:45

booby. Just like the blue footed

3:48

booby. They do. Yeah. Someone

3:51

said that I sound like Trump

3:53

sometimes recently, and I haven't

3:55

been able to shake it. Really? Well, I

3:57

think it's sometimes where you do the. the

4:00

growl where you're like, well,

4:03

I don't know. You

4:05

know, it's well, we'll see, we'll see. That

4:08

was very Trumpy of it.

4:10

We'll see, we'll see. Beautiful

4:12

birds, beautiful birds. Blue-footed

4:15

booby, booby, that's what they call

4:17

him. Many people say

4:20

the blue-footed booby is foolish. I

4:23

think he's a patriot. Well, you know

4:25

what? The blue-footed booby is a little foolish. A

4:27

lot of people are saying things about the blue,

4:29

blue-footed booby that are, frankly, frankly,

4:32

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6:14

Astrology. Ah,

6:16

welcome everyone to Tugleston anyway. Yeah, yeah,

6:18

yeah. We're doing astrology. I forgot we

6:21

were podcasting right now. Yes. Damn,

6:24

dude, that was nice. Tucker

6:27

said, Tucker said, guys, I

6:29

think this next episode of the podcast,

6:32

you know how we did the intellectual

6:34

episode two weeks ago where

6:36

we were discussing. Which seemed to have really

6:38

affected some people in the subreddit and stuff.

6:40

I haven't seen people who were like, whatever

6:43

that psychological question, Baldur's

6:47

Gate or whatever you were asking

6:49

us about. Yeah, Rogo's Basilisk. Yeah,

6:51

Baldur's Gate. What's the

6:53

difference? Am I right? What's the difference? There

6:57

was like one person who was in our subreddit

6:59

and he was like, you know, r slash

7:01

Tugleston was joining if you want it. Who

7:04

was like, I'm

7:06

really bent out of shape over this. Like

7:08

he was getting upset over it. I

7:10

remember you saying it to me and I was like, why

7:13

did this get banned? Like people were

7:15

like having to crack down on this.

7:18

And I think really what that means

7:20

is that there's far more stupid

7:22

people than I was actually

7:24

anticipating before that episode.

7:27

A lot of people were getting to hearing that and they were

7:29

like, oh, ow, my head, oh,

7:32

it hurts. I

7:36

can't wrap my head around this. My

7:38

little peanut brain. The

7:42

smarter you are, the more it scares you. I

7:47

think that's the moral of the story with

7:49

the Basilisk. We're

7:52

talking about a philosophy forum, Ted.

7:54

Philosophy forum banned the question. That's

7:56

a bunch of smart people. Yeah,

7:59

but. smart people shouldn't be afraid of hard

8:02

questions. But they are, but they are. But

8:04

they are, really. I would

8:06

have expected this people who like to think would

8:09

be not afraid of the truth, but they are.

8:12

Yes. Not saying that this is the truth. Smart

8:14

people very, very afraid of certain

8:16

questions. Like do you stand

8:18

and wipe or do you sit and wipe? I'm

8:21

just still kinda confused by it. I think maybe I

8:23

need to read, because my

8:26

understanding of Rocco's Basilisk. Of the babelisk?

8:29

Rocco's boobie-lisk, boobie-lisk,

8:32

is pretty much limited to

8:34

how Schlatt explained it. So.

8:37

Which was admittedly terrible. I did a terrible

8:39

job. So I think I need to, because

8:42

the way that he explained it, I was

8:44

like, okay, maybe this isn't that big of

8:46

a deal, but maybe now I need to

8:48

like go and read that and just see

8:51

my. Rocco's Basilisk is the thought experiment which

8:53

states that an otherwise benevolent artificial super intelligence,

8:55

AI, in the future would be incentivized to

8:57

create a virtual reality simulation. I literally read

8:59

this last episode. Why are we doing the

9:02

same episode as last episode? Well, I just

9:04

need to just get over with. A refresher?

9:06

Yeah, torture anyone who knew of its potential

9:08

existence but did not directly contribute to its

9:11

advancement or development. Literally read that out word

9:13

for word in the other episode.

9:15

I think he did. If you didn't get it that

9:17

time, it's not gonna change right now. I know, but

9:19

like, how would he? Because

9:22

those are the exact words that I. I know,

9:25

but like, how would he? How

9:27

would he put you in there? With magic,

9:29

I don't know. I don't fucking know. Wait,

9:31

so Rocco can use magic? Or

9:34

code, some people say computers are magic.

9:36

You know, maybe Rocco City is Rocco's

9:38

Basilisk. Maybe that's where people are getting

9:40

tortured. Maybe, maybe that's what's

9:43

going on in all the buildings, you know?

9:45

Yeah, yeah, I mean it looks like. They

9:47

look pretty on the outside, but on the

9:49

inside they're a real piece of work. There's

9:51

definitely a hint of something, something's wrong going

9:53

on in that city because no one's walking

9:55

the streets really. Everyone's inside, maybe they're all,

9:57

maybe Rocco City. Not

10:00

Rocco City, but who the fuck is that

10:02

guy? The fucking right guy. 99.999% conviction rate

10:04

in Roku City. Man.

10:09

They always, they always, they

10:11

always found guilty. Oh,

10:14

no, I've stared at this thing a lot. This is like

10:16

the, oh yeah, yeah, no, I've

10:18

definitely stared at this thing. Wait, is this deeper

10:20

than I know? No,

10:22

I mean, it's just this. It just... Oh,

10:25

I didn't know there was a deeper meaning

10:27

to this. No, I'm just saying that I

10:29

think that maybe when people get tortured in

10:31

Rocco's Bascolis, they get sent here. Oh,

10:34

shit. Yeah. I mean, look

10:36

at it. It's like a virtual, it's like an

10:38

AI world they got. There's Rocco back there, right

10:40

there. You see Rocco in the back. There

10:43

he is. That's Rocco City. It's a bit

10:45

on the nose for a robot, but I

10:47

suppose, yeah. But

10:52

this isn't what we're talking about today. Well,

10:54

I mean, but welcome everyone to Chocolate Sandwich

10:56

podcast with the pain. I

10:59

love saying welcome in like 15 minutes

11:01

into the recording. Welcome everybody. I'm sorry, I'm getting

11:04

on your case. I'm getting on your case. I'm

11:06

just upset today. Yeah, it's been like maybe 11.

11:08

Well, okay. Tell me when

11:10

something's new. Well, well, well. Come to me

11:12

when you got a new personality trait. Okay,

11:15

okay. Can I be angry for just one

11:17

second? I'll give you five

11:19

actually. I'll give you even more. Give

11:21

you five seconds to be angry. Because

11:23

astrology is stupid fucking bullshit. And

11:27

my time is up. Oh, okay. Well,

11:30

no, okay. I understand. You're keeping us on

11:32

track. Yeah, we were sent out, Schlatt and

11:34

I, to collect a

11:36

series of information. We basically

11:39

doxxed ourselves to Tucker. We

11:42

gave him where we were

11:44

born, the hospital, our

11:47

first and last name, the time

11:50

that we were born. Because

11:52

apparently that matters, which is crazy. To

11:54

the minute. To the minute. And

11:58

now we have We've gotten our,

12:00

we're getting our star charts. Astrology.

12:03

What hour, what minute did you pop out of your

12:05

mommy's pussy? That's, yeah, that's another way.

12:07

I need it, I need to know that. Yeah,

12:11

it's like once you, the moment you pop

12:13

out of your mom, it just sends out

12:15

a laser into the sky and the stars

12:17

are like, he's here. That's when the stars

12:19

know, that's when they know. And then the

12:21

stars put you down on their little list.

12:24

Oh yeah, oh they got plenty of lists, plenty

12:26

of them. Do you guys remember

12:28

being born? No, no.

12:30

Me neither. Yeah. Wish

12:33

someone did, that'd be crazy. There's

12:35

gotta be some sort of, you

12:38

know, disease. Someone's got,

12:40

you know, some sort of, some

12:42

sort of disorder, right? Remember

12:45

everything, birth remembering disorder. I don't know,

12:47

look it up Tucker. Anyone remember their

12:49

birth? Does anyone remember? Don't send that

12:51

guy to war. Oh. Most

13:00

people. Oh,

13:03

because of a phenomenon called childhood. See AI thinks most

13:06

people can't, but a human article says

13:08

no one can. Whoa.

13:12

That's kind of interesting. Most

13:14

people generally do not remember anything before the age of

13:17

three. Hmm.

13:21

Okay, that sucks that like. I

13:24

remember the poopy corner. The

13:27

poopy corner, okay. Yeah. Well

13:29

what's that? That's my first human memory. Do

13:33

you have any other species? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

13:35

there are memories. Oh

13:37

well I was in the corner. I used to

13:39

shit in the corner. That's when I used to

13:42

shit. Oh okay. The

13:44

poopy corner I'd crawl in there and shit in

13:46

my pants. Prior to that he

13:48

was just a chimpanzee that turned

13:50

into a boy. And

13:54

I think my earliest one was like when I was,

13:58

I think it was like a Disney or something. three

14:00

which is like why bring a kid to Disney

14:02

when they're three? No, that fucker is not remembering

14:04

any of that. I remembered

14:07

one thing and it was we had

14:09

just seen The Lion King Show in

14:11

Orlando and we

14:14

were walking on a little pathway and

14:16

I remember hearing the music for the

14:18

show starting back up and

14:21

I remember thinking oh Man,

14:24

I gotta go check it out. Good

14:26

round two. Yes, please Down

14:29

the path and then my grandma pulls me

14:31

back and I remember her being incredibly strong

14:33

at that moment. Wow You

14:36

know a couple years past I could have

14:38

totally kicked her ass. So, you know, oh,

14:40

yeah I'm pretty bad about that. She went

14:43

extinct. I would have yeah, no, she went

14:45

extinct my whole grandparent lineage is extinct Yeah,

14:48

it's think for years too. There was there

14:50

was an extinction recently in my family Right.

14:53

Yeah, Andrew Cuomo caused that extinction. He

14:56

did and I you know, I sometimes

14:58

I that's a crazy way to refer

15:00

to Andrew Cuomo max mass extinction cause

15:03

of Andrew Cuomo. I Mean,

15:05

it's the most recent Never

15:08

mind He's

15:11

just I mean you don't want to

15:13

get into it no hold children about

15:16

it They're Not

15:18

gonna know Ted It's like dude

15:20

when you're at Disneyland for example, or

15:23

when I'm telling you about how Andrew

15:25

Cuomo murdered my grandmother Yeah,

15:27

and you're three years old. They're your four

15:29

or God forbid five That

15:32

you were talking to three or four or five

15:34

and you're not gonna remember that, you know I

15:37

like they're not gonna fucking remember any of that

15:39

shit. They don't remember what they had for breakfast

15:41

Well, what's great. Do you remember what you have

15:43

for breakfast? No, I

15:45

didn't have any breakfast today Do

15:48

you think yeah, I didn't have any What

15:54

are we doing today man, I'm astrology

15:57

so we got

15:59

yes See how excited we all

16:01

are for this, dear listener. Well,

16:03

because it's space racism. I

16:05

know. It is. It's really racist.

16:08

It's really racist. What do

16:10

you mean? What do you mean I have

16:12

to be analytical and intelligent based on when

16:15

I popped out? Like, what if I don't want

16:17

to be that? You can't

16:19

tell me what I am. I feel

16:21

like this is less

16:23

accurate. People

16:27

say that there are that personality

16:29

test that we did, that there's

16:32

problems with that one, is what I was

16:34

saying in the comments last time. But with

16:36

this one, we didn't even answer a quiz.

16:39

The quiz was just where we were at

16:41

a certain point. Where were you on that

16:43

day? And then it was

16:46

like, all right, here's your old fucking

16:48

personality, dumbass. Let

16:51

me look on famous birthday. How

16:53

different is it really going to be if you're three minutes

16:57

one way or the other? It could mean

16:59

everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Ted and I are

17:01

10 days apart. Wildly different signs. Wildly

17:04

different. Wildly

17:06

different. We're both Capricorn, aren't we? No.

17:09

January 20th. What are you? If that changes. Wouldn't

17:12

you like to know? That's a crock of

17:14

shit. Same hospital, though.

17:16

That's a crock of shit. Same

17:19

hospital, though. Yeah, true that. True

17:22

that. What are you

17:24

then, Tucker? What are you? I think I'm an Aquarius.

17:28

Oh, dude, you're like a water boy. I

17:31

think he told me I was an airbender. Nah,

17:33

man. Ted,

17:36

would you rather go to the doctor or the DMV?

17:38

Probably rather go to the DMV and wait

17:41

in line all day. Ted, I'd rather kick

17:43

rocks than go to the doctor and make

17:45

an appointment. And first of all, finding a

17:47

doctor is like, it

17:49

feels like a mountain, you know? Feels

17:51

like when Tucker invited me to go hike

17:53

that mountain. And I said no,

17:56

because honestly, not interested at all.

17:58

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Well, there's different, you're not, what, okay. We're

20:56

talking about the sun right now. We should

20:58

do a rundown, a sun. Okay,

21:00

from what I've gathered,

21:03

you know, there's the sun, there's the

21:05

moon, and then there's the rising sign. When

21:08

people ask you what your sign is, they're

21:10

generally referring to the sun. That's a primary.

21:12

Sun sign. Sun

21:14

sign. Sun sign. Exactly. Sun sign.

21:16

That's your primary. That's what we were just

21:18

discussing. And that's

21:21

like how you outwardly present.

21:24

And then there's the moon, which I think is like

21:26

what your inner monologue is like. And then there's

21:28

rising, which I think is the weakest of

21:30

all of them, which is, I

21:32

think it's a time-based one. So why the

21:34

fuck does it matter? What

21:37

do you mean? Why would

21:39

anyone be like, what's your

21:41

rising? How does your rising

21:43

affect my compatibility

21:45

with you? Oh,

21:48

you're a 757 baby? Oh,

21:52

sorry. I only date, I

21:55

only date people who popped out at an

21:57

even number. Yeah, I only date

21:59

people. who were born in the AM morning

22:02

people. Okay. So

22:04

I guess we go down the, the

22:06

sun signs first. Okay.

22:09

So here's our sun

22:12

signs. And we've

22:14

got a brief description of here. Thank you

22:17

to Sid. Yes.

22:19

Our, our, our wonderful, uh, research

22:21

person working in tandem with Tucker.

22:25

Should we read out the description? Okay.

22:28

Do you want to just generally the sun? So

22:30

these are our sun signs. And

22:33

so the sun is the basic sign

22:35

that everyone is always discussing in like

22:37

general conversation. Um, and

22:40

it's the most influential one. And it's the

22:42

one based on the big date spread. So

22:44

like, you know, late December

22:46

to early to January, like that.

22:49

Do you want me to narrow, do you want me to read them

22:51

for you or how do you want to approach this? I'm

22:53

just wondering before we get into this, do you think

22:55

that there's like a club, you

22:58

know, what does that mean? Do you

23:00

want to expand on that? Like,

23:04

do you think that there's like a club for like,

23:07

like, like if you want to

23:09

meet like-minded people, yeah, yeah. It's

23:11

called the fucking loser club after

23:13

school meeting at 6 PM. Holy

23:16

fuck. But you can't tell me that

23:18

every time I was going to the

23:20

loser club, surely that's just for Virgo's.

23:24

Um, excuse me

23:27

as a supposed Virgo.

23:31

Supposed. Well,

23:33

that's my, that's my sun sign. This

23:36

is your sun sign. And it was almost like

23:38

the moment you got offended

23:40

about it. Well, I, well, maybe look,

23:42

if this description, some, some, some truth

23:44

to this, I'm going to read this

23:47

out. I'm going to read my description,

23:49

my Virgo description. And if, if it,

23:51

if there's even one thing in here,

23:53

Ted, that slightly

23:55

embodies me, then

23:58

I am going to be offended that you said that. He's

28:00

hot! What

28:02

the fuck? I'm fucking that horse! Wait,

28:06

it doesn't seem to be a clear-

28:08

Zombie? What, you're a fucking zombie, dude!

28:10

I'm fucking her! The maiden, I think

28:12

it's the maiden. Dude, you're

28:14

like a- The maiden? You're a girl. Yeah,

28:16

you're a girl, dude. You're a virgin woman.

28:19

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.

28:21

Wow, yeah, no, I'm like a sea

28:23

goat. I'm a sea

28:25

goat, so I got- Yeah, that's lame, dude. No,

28:27

dude, it's not. It's not lame. I'm,

28:31

I'm, I kinda like this shit. Because you know

28:33

what I'll be? Because now that

28:35

I've got goat powers, and I've

28:37

got, and I've got

28:39

the sea powers, I can be- You don't

28:41

even have powers. I got powers, dude. And

28:43

I'm gonna be, I can be a mudbender.

28:47

No, no you can't. I'll be the

28:49

first mudbender that's ever lived. You don't have

28:51

powers, that's just the banner you fly under,

28:53

dude. I do, I do. You don't inherit

28:55

the powers of the- You don't inherit the

28:58

powers of the horse, dude. I have a

29:00

torrential downpour day, and there's

29:02

a bunch of ground there, and

29:04

it's muddy ground. Someone tries to

29:07

fight me, I'm like making mud

29:09

move around, and entraping them. I'm

29:13

the mudbender. I'm

29:15

the mud guy. Read your thing. Yeah. Call

29:17

me, just call me the mudbender though,

29:19

please, Schlatt. Just once. Okay,

29:22

mudbender. Yeah. Read

29:24

your thing, read your thing. Mudbenders

29:27

are a feet on the ground,

29:29

eye on the prize sign. Those

29:31

with sun in mudbender have a

29:33

realistic, grounded approach to life that

29:35

is apparent no matter how dreamy

29:37

the rest of the birth chart

29:39

I suggest they can be. These

29:42

people know how to do things and get things

29:44

done. Some mudbenders naturally turn

29:46

their back on what they seem

29:48

too frivolous. They're very

29:51

much concerned with what's worthwhile

29:53

mudbenders want to do and

29:55

be something worthwhile, okay? Like

29:58

being a mudbender. Uh, like

30:01

the earth sign relatives, Taurus

30:03

and what Virgo, you're my

30:06

relative. Oh, you were related.

30:08

I don't even, I can't be related to those

30:10

birds and blue nazers. Dude, I was hearing you

30:12

read this shit and I was like, that sounds

30:14

like me right now. No, Nar-mite. Yes,

30:17

yes, yes. Keep going, keep

30:19

going. Taurus and Virgo, they need to feel

30:22

useful and effective in the real world to

30:24

be satisfied with their lives. What the mudbenders

30:26

spend on the earth signs is that mudbender,

30:28

uh, possesses a stronger

30:30

need for recognition in a worldly

30:32

sense. They have a strong sense

30:34

of society and its framework. And

30:37

they feel most secure when they feel they're doing

30:39

their part within that framework. This is so vague.

30:42

It's like, keywords,

30:44

honest, reserved, reserved doesn't seem like

30:46

me really circumspent. Don't even know

30:48

what that word means. Uh,

30:51

honorable, strong willed. I consider myself to

30:53

be honorable. I got like two honor

30:55

based words there, honest and honorable. Hmm.

30:59

What do you think, Tucker? You're kind of like the

31:01

honor fetish guy. Yeah, you're pretty

31:03

honorable most of the time. Fuck yeah.

31:05

Fuck yeah. What's

31:09

interesting about Tucker's sign about here is that

31:11

Tucker's is the one that

31:13

only on this dock

31:15

has weakness, is the only one that

31:18

has weaknesses listed at the bottom. I

31:20

think because mine was added after

31:22

the fact. Oh, okay.

31:24

This was done. This was done later than

31:26

yours. So maybe it was done with a

31:28

different format. What

31:31

like, but I guess, I don't know. Mine

31:33

just seems so vague though. It's like these

31:36

people know how to do things and get things

31:38

done. What was that last?

31:40

That thing about the framework and wanting

31:42

to follow like doing their part. Like

31:44

that just means you want a purpose,

31:47

does it not? Yeah. Doesn't

31:49

everyone want to feel like they have a purpose? Yeah. You

31:52

tell me an Aquarius is like, yeah, no. I feel like I

31:54

could do nothing in my life and be okay. I'm

31:57

going to look up Capricorn or mudbender. consider

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I give you some negative traits

39:59

of a Varga? Aka me. Yeah,

40:01

tell us how what makes you

40:03

what's wrong with you, dude. Yeah,

40:05

okay, so first of all I'm

40:08

hyperobservant. Okay, really? Yeah,

40:10

and while my memory serves and

40:13

as an excellent tool for me

40:16

It also is the reason for my anxiety

40:18

because sadly I may

40:21

think of an accident or incident That

40:23

happened to me years ago Oh everyone

40:26

does that Dude this

40:28

is let me have this For

40:33

me only one that cringes

40:35

at like an embarrassing thing

40:37

I don't Dude,

40:40

I think back on that communion thing recently and I'm like

40:46

Maybe nothing really ever look but you haven't done

40:48

that once in your life I've been in like

40:51

damn more as a kid, but I can't even

40:53

remember the last time I did that Yeah,

40:56

what's the last time you got embarrassed? I Don't

40:58

know. I feel like I've been I've been weaning out the that

41:01

emotion in general You've been weaning

41:03

out the emotion of embarrassment. Yeah,

41:06

because like We gotta

41:08

we gotta we gotta send Tucker out Streeking

41:10

in the mist streets LA or something. We gotta

41:13

we gotta really bring this back I got a

41:15

practical jokers ass fucker. Yeah, thank you for him.

41:17

You know, I feel like the Marine Corps helps

41:19

you kind of You know quell that Because

41:22

tonight's biggest loser Should

41:26

we do a should we do we should do a

41:28

practical jokers chuckle special or something like that Mmm,

41:31

isn't that where they go into public and do shit? Yeah,

41:35

they have to act the part. I

41:37

would I would totally do that with you guys really?

41:40

Yeah, there's like no. I don't know if you I'm

41:43

probably the one who has the most experience with doing it Yeah,

41:46

I've never tried to do that. But I

41:48

I think I could do it Do

41:51

you think you could get on to a New

41:53

York City subway dressed as a milkman and

41:56

say hello people of New York I

41:58

am the milk man and

42:00

I need you guys to start drinking

42:02

more milk and then start talking

42:04

directly to people. Like I went to this guy and

42:07

I was like, this guy knows what I'm talking about.

42:10

I did that. I did that

42:12

shit right before COVID hit. I

42:16

gave the city of New York COVID with

42:18

my milk bottles. I

42:22

spread COVID to Schlatt's grandma.

42:25

Nope, I know who did that. Listen,

42:28

you don't have to take

42:30

responsibility for that. I have

42:32

someone in my sights. Give me the mantle. Really?

42:36

No, no, no. You're

42:38

like, really? I'm about to start

42:40

hating you for the rest of your life. So

42:43

you better. How about this? How about this, Ted?

42:45

Stubborn, I'm stubborn. Oh,

42:47

well, yeah. Once I have a

42:49

vision of what I want, no one can

42:51

tell me otherwise. Yeah, I

42:53

think you can be convinced though, generally. Maybe.

42:57

I wish there was one where it was like, one

43:01

that was like, whatever has happened to

43:03

him recently affects

43:06

all of his choices for the immediate future.

43:09

The next six months, anything that he's thinking about for

43:11

the next six months, he's bummed

43:13

about pizza. He's like,

43:15

I'm never ordering pizza again for the

43:17

next six months. I

43:21

just think this is so broad. Well,

43:24

that's how they get you. This

43:27

is the problem. This is the problem. I think that

43:29

what they did was that there's

43:31

gotta be a council somewhere. There's gotta

43:33

be a group of astrologers or whatever.

43:35

Maybe they were astronomers that just didn't

43:37

know how to do it and they

43:39

were like, well, what if we just

43:41

started making shit up for the, they

43:44

can't say no. You

43:46

know, we're just talking about, these

43:48

are the feelers of the astronomer group, the ones

43:51

that didn't cut it. Astronomers

43:53

out there that are making the big bucks and

43:55

finding, you know, exoplanets. Those are the thinkers. These

43:58

are the feelers. And they. People

48:32

that I don't first see a future with But

48:35

I think I'm pretty attached to those that I have Brought

48:39

in my inner circle. I

48:41

see it's a small group Tucker. Do you find

48:43

yourself to be aloof? Can

48:46

define aloof detached

48:48

complacent I Don't

48:50

think so Okay Because

48:55

that doesn't apply and that would that

48:57

would make this whole thing crumble look

48:59

how his office has progressed he's he's

49:01

he's Making progress. He's a

49:03

bona fide boy now. It looks nice. I

49:05

don't hear all set up. Yeah,

49:08

he's got the little the What is

49:10

that the Phillips hue in the background

49:12

there Phillips hue? What's

49:14

that fucking light thing? Oh, I

49:17

mean, I don't know what it's called Phillips

49:19

that sounds expensive. It's just a light bulb.

49:22

Oh No, I don't

49:24

know. It's it's just a standing light that that's

49:27

hidden behind the the shelves I

49:29

think it looks pretty nice That does

54:00

Talking about it's you you brought something

54:02

from Japan. It don't know you'd have

54:04

to declare it Yeah,

54:07

you declared it. Yeah They

54:09

let you take it You

54:12

can't take you can't take robots from Japan

54:15

They they make they let you take a second

54:18

bag on Economy flights to

54:20

Japan because they know that you're coming back with

54:22

shit. Wait wait, I wouldn't even be able to

54:24

put them in a Oh Kubo

54:30

a therapeutic cat robot

54:34

Wow What the fuck?

54:37

Schlatt is this that

54:40

is Kubo. What do you mean? um

54:44

It doesn't have a body. It doesn't

54:46

have a head. It's for old people

54:50

This is really elderly. Yeah,

54:52

you got something for this

54:54

is for dementia You

54:58

bought a dementia patient you're telling me

55:00

what what problem do you have with

55:02

him? I have the problem is that

55:04

this is definitely for people with dementia.

55:06

So Do you

55:08

have dementia? So the tailed cushion

55:11

that heals your heart. We need to

55:13

learn more about No, we

55:15

need to move on from this no,

55:17

I'm uncomfortable. Let's talk about kubo uncomfortable

55:19

Ted. Can I sit on Kubo? Yeah,

55:23

let's figure out some frequently asked questions because we

55:26

definitely He's

55:28

all what age is co what

55:31

for what ages is Kubo design. Yeah,

55:33

it was like he's a robot Kubo

55:39

is not a robot. Okay

55:42

Who was a living breathing

55:44

being husky gray? How

55:47

do I feed charge? Kubo

55:52

operates on a rechargeable battery At

55:57

the base of his tail wait, it's at

55:59

the Well,

1:04:00

it balances like, and like, and I think

1:04:03

more in the sense on like, you're teetering

1:04:05

on the edge, you know, like you're just.

1:04:08

About to fall off, you know. You're

1:04:10

balanced, but like in the sense of

1:04:12

you're on a tightrope, you know, you're

1:04:14

about to end of your over a

1:04:16

chasm. That's where the balance is

1:04:18

coming in. Here's another funny

1:04:21

one. They seem to always want someone

1:04:23

to tag along with them wherever they

1:04:25

go. Even if

1:04:27

it is to the corner store. Well, I

1:04:29

mean, this is explaining. Look

1:04:31

right behind you, buddy. Look right behind you and

1:04:34

you'll see the answer to that equation. Okay. All

1:04:37

right. Fine. I'll give it

1:04:39

to you. But just because Kubo,

1:04:41

just because Kubo, they find strength and

1:04:44

reinforcement and, and through

1:04:46

others. Do

1:04:48

you feel that you feel that I don't

1:04:51

often feel that. Really?

1:04:54

Yeah. I mean, I, I like,

1:04:56

I like

1:04:59

feeling that people are around.

1:05:01

Like I don't, I

1:05:03

don't feel the need to interact

1:05:05

with everybody or like be friendly

1:05:07

to everybody, but just knowing that

1:05:09

people are in the area is

1:05:11

a, is somewhat comforting. I suppose.

1:05:13

Yeah. Down the

1:05:15

hall. Yeah. Down the

1:05:17

hall. You know, available. If I, if

1:05:19

I want them to be on call

1:05:22

for you, there you go. Maybe

1:05:24

I should just get like an assistant, like a,

1:05:26

like a personal assistant person to just be there

1:05:28

and just be like, you being like, Hey, you

1:05:30

still there? Yes, Mr. Yeah.

1:05:34

I'd get a, I'd get like

1:05:36

a sexy, a sexy receptionist, you

1:05:38

know? Yeah. Just someone to

1:05:41

like, in case someone comes into your office,

1:05:43

but like you don't even take walk-ins. Um,

1:05:48

potential issues though. Instability

1:05:51

and loving relationships wavering

1:05:54

may give too much weight to the views

1:05:56

of others in public opinion. I don't think

1:05:58

that you care about public opinion. No,

1:06:01

I don't think that fucking matters at

1:06:03

all. Yeah, I think that that is,

1:06:05

for anyone, this was the biggest fail

1:06:08

on the part of the stars. I

1:06:11

think the stars really got that. This is now, I'm

1:06:13

back on the, this is

1:06:15

bullshit wave. You had me for a second because- Were you

1:06:17

ever riding the- Oh yeah, dude, I

1:06:19

was convinced. I was convinced when it said,

1:06:22

I remember memories from my past that

1:06:24

were embarrassing and cringe. I

1:06:27

loved that, that was so mean. So

1:06:30

for me, I get

1:06:33

Virgo, I get Schlatt. Oh,

1:06:36

welcome, welcome, dude. So I'm

1:06:38

double earth, I'm like a

1:06:40

double mud bender. I'd say

1:06:42

at this point, this is making me a magma

1:06:45

bender, a lava bender or something

1:06:47

like that. Something really cool. Luna

1:06:50

Virgo's find security in the little things in

1:06:52

life. They feel most content when they're straightening

1:06:55

out all the details of everything. Many

1:06:57

enjoy running errands, paying bills

1:07:00

and balancing the books. Yes,

1:07:03

that's a crock of shit. Yes, Mr. ADHD. Yeah,

1:07:06

so that's a crock of bullshit. I

1:07:08

don't have health insurance right now. No,

1:07:10

me either. I still

1:07:12

have, well, I still have enough. I

1:07:14

need to get at mine and I-

1:07:17

Yeah, no, dude, same thing. I

1:07:19

just, I'll be okay. Yeah. It's

1:07:22

funny because I'm not, like I have

1:07:24

so many problems with my health. They

1:07:26

take care of these things happily, although

1:07:28

some won't let on. In

1:07:31

fact- Do you enjoy paying people and

1:07:34

balancing checkbooks and doing taxes? Dude, they're

1:07:36

all on fucking, they're all

1:07:38

on auto pay. Like

1:07:40

none of this is like my

1:07:43

bills, like my water

1:07:45

and power and stuff. Yeah,

1:07:47

it's all auto pay. I've never had

1:07:50

a bill on auto pay my entire life. Why?

1:07:52

I like to be in control of it. I

1:07:55

like doing it. I

1:07:58

like doing it. But

1:08:01

you're gonna, what if

1:08:03

you forget? Oh, I never do. That's

1:08:06

on my mind every day. When

1:08:08

you get to pay the water bill? Yeah, because that

1:08:10

is the same day I get to save money. Because

1:08:13

I get to move money to my savings. It's

1:08:16

a big deal in this house. Oh,

1:08:18

okay. Many

1:08:21

enjoy running errands, paying bills, and balancing

1:08:23

the books. They take care of these

1:08:25

things happily, although some won't let on.

1:08:27

In fact, many luno-vergos are quite

1:08:30

practiced at knacking. What?

1:08:34

As long as they are appreciated, however, these people will

1:08:36

help you take care of your life too. They are

1:08:38

at their best when they feel useful and needed. If

1:08:40

someone needs help, they're generally the first to jump in

1:08:42

and take on a test. Yeah, I mean, I like

1:08:45

helping people, but like. And

1:08:47

taxes. And doing payroll. But not

1:08:49

taxes. I'm not gonna do someone's taxes. That's a

1:08:51

lot of, that's bullshit, man. These

1:08:54

are all wrong. Potential issues. Servile

1:08:56

nature. Frequent changes of

1:08:58

occupation. Quick to become

1:09:00

annoyed, upset, and worried. The

1:09:04

other one is very direct. He

1:09:06

is too quick to brush off

1:09:08

opportunities. Did Sig

1:09:10

offer you something and you were like, nah. No,

1:09:13

I don't think so. I

1:09:17

don't think so. Jeez. Yeah,

1:09:19

that's just not right for you, I don't think.

1:09:21

I think that's a crock of shit. Yeah, crock

1:09:24

of shit. Crock of

1:09:26

shit. Tucker, you're an

1:09:30

Capricorn. Capricorn, dude.

1:09:33

Air and Earth, those are opposites. Lunar

1:09:36

Capricorn. You want me to read yours, Tucker? Would

1:09:39

you like to read it? I'll read it. Because

1:09:41

I know you the best. Okay. Yeah,

1:09:43

of course. Well, you would have had

1:09:45

we climbed that mountain. Well,

1:09:47

you know, my legs don't work. All right,

1:09:50

let's hear it. Being useful and productive

1:09:52

are basic needs for Lunar Capricorns, because

1:09:54

they generally keep

1:09:56

their emotions under check. Those with

1:09:59

no- and Capricorn come

1:10:01

across as competent. However

1:10:04

turbulent their emotions may be under the

1:10:06

surface, Lunar Capricorn stay cool headed and

1:10:09

they present as steady and reliable.

1:10:13

Ridiculous. Ted, you

1:10:15

don't think so? Ted's response is he's upset

1:10:17

that it might be accurate. I

1:10:20

feel like Tucker generally has his

1:10:22

head on straight or appears that

1:10:24

way to me. Oh wow, potential

1:10:26

issues here. Material worries directly goes

1:10:28

off of what Tucker was just

1:10:30

saying earlier, saving far more than

1:10:32

enjoying. He was

1:10:34

like, yeah, I love when I pay my bill, that's why I get

1:10:36

to put money in a bank account and sit there forever. Restrictions

1:10:43

doesn't usually get carried away by love. So

1:10:46

you're basically just like worried about your

1:10:48

money, saving your

1:10:50

money, restricting your money and

1:10:53

you don't love your wife. I do love my

1:10:56

wife. That's

1:10:59

cool, that's cool. I

1:11:02

find some accuracy in this. That's

1:11:06

great, Tucker, no, I'm glad that that's me.

1:11:13

No, I mean, I do get it though. Like Tucker

1:11:15

does like to save, he does like to save. He

1:11:17

usually talks about how broke he is and he's

1:11:20

just like counting his quarters. Tucker's grabbing,

1:11:22

Tucker will see a penny on the ground and he

1:11:24

will like to make it when we were growing up.

1:11:27

He would just, his little grubby fingers

1:11:29

would just dart for it. It

1:11:31

was a period where I maybe collected 10 pennies just

1:11:33

because I knew Tucker wanted the penny. So I was

1:11:36

like, I'm gonna pick up that penny. Yeah,

1:11:38

why wouldn't you? Cause

1:11:40

he keeps you humble. Well, I just knew

1:11:42

that you'd be going for it. So I was like, I want

1:11:44

to see if I can beat him to it. You know? I'm

1:11:48

kind of frugal. I don't really

1:11:51

spend money except unless we're talking

1:11:53

about luxury sedans. When

1:11:56

you think about it. It's like the most worthless

1:11:59

thing you could buy. I

1:12:03

lose 80% of value the second you drive it

1:12:05

off the lot. Hey, man, that

1:12:07

just means I got no guilt

1:12:09

about keeping it. I am frugal,

1:12:11

but only in the sense that

1:12:13

I control, I know I want

1:12:15

to be frugal, so I control

1:12:18

my access to my own money.

1:12:20

Yeah, you do a good job at that. I

1:12:24

only pay myself a certain amount every

1:12:26

month. I could pay myself more. Okay,

1:12:29

well, don't pretend like that's not for

1:12:31

tax reasons. No, it's genuinely so

1:12:33

I don't have a certain amount of money

1:12:35

in my mouth. Like if I'm paying myself

1:12:37

more, I will spend that money somehow. Oh.

1:12:40

Yeah, I'll just be like, oh, I got this amount

1:12:42

of money. I might as well

1:12:44

just do something fun with it. I'm not

1:12:47

buying cars and shit. I thought you were

1:12:49

talking about, yeah, paying yourself a salary so

1:12:51

that you can take the rest of your

1:12:53

income through distribution and save on Medicare. No,

1:12:56

this is more like just so

1:12:58

I only have a

1:13:00

certain amount per month and I like enough

1:13:02

to live, but not so much

1:13:04

that I'm like wasting my money away.

1:13:06

So it goes. Yeah, I got you.

1:13:09

Yeah, so there is like a, it's like

1:13:11

a frugal thing where it's like I'm making,

1:13:13

I'm planning against myself. I'm

1:13:16

like strategizing against

1:13:18

who I am. There's

1:13:20

definitely been moments where we've been in calls and you're

1:13:22

like, like you have

1:13:25

this shit world's shittiest car and

1:13:27

it's on its last legs and it probably has

1:13:29

been for the past decade. Yeah. And

1:13:32

still there are moments where you who has

1:13:35

millions of subscribers and

1:13:37

views and probably dollars

1:13:40

says, oh no, I don't think

1:13:42

I've, man, that would be

1:13:44

my biggest purchase ever. I don't

1:13:46

think, you know, I don't think that's time for that. Like I don't think

1:13:48

I should get a new car. It

1:13:50

was like a year ago and I

1:13:53

bought my car, a Subaru Outback. It was, it only

1:13:55

had 10,000 miles on it. I

1:13:57

was in the Marine Corps on basically minimum

1:13:59

wage. Alright, and I bought it. I paid

1:14:01

it off myself did the whole thing last

1:14:04

year Ted was talking to me about cars He's

1:14:06

like, I just don't know if I could afford a car It's

1:14:09

like dude I

1:14:11

got a car Well, it's

1:14:13

more like one of those things where I just

1:14:15

didn't want to have to get the loan Yeah,

1:14:21

you don't you can fucking walk in

1:14:23

there and buy anything on the lot

1:14:26

I don't Know

1:14:30

if I just pick one, but I

1:14:32

don't want to do that because I

1:14:34

want to drive my Tacoma They

1:14:37

also will do all the loan work for you.

1:14:39

They want you to have the loan. They will

1:14:41

do it all It is good for your credit

1:14:43

score though. I think you're at a

1:14:45

point in life where credit score is becoming a lot less relevant Yeah,

1:14:48

no, I'm trying to get it up there. I'm still

1:14:50

in the I'm still in like I'm not

1:14:52

in the 800s yet I'm working it up

1:14:54

there. I Want to

1:14:56

go I want a perfect one I

1:15:00

want to kind of fucked up that the

1:15:02

way to have perfect credit is to like

1:15:05

use it as little as possible No,

1:15:07

but you're supposed to use it. That's how you know, it's

1:15:09

no but you're not supposed to use it too much If

1:15:13

you get close to that credit limit your

1:15:15

credit score goes down It's all about

1:15:17

you do it under your credit limit, but then you

1:15:19

it's like I just I'll do it and I'll pay

1:15:21

it off Immediately, it's just a back-and-forth, you know Yeah

1:15:24

I'm like a it's like just a different credit It's

1:15:27

like a different debit card for me because I'll just

1:15:29

like at the end of every week or every couple

1:15:31

days I'll just look in there and say did I

1:15:33

use this I don't feel like I did that's the

1:15:35

one thing I don't have on auto pay that I

1:15:38

stresses me out stresses me out credit card Yeah,

1:15:41

I just do I do it raw. I

1:15:43

log into the bank and fucking make the

1:15:45

transfer I didn't have a credit card until

1:15:47

I got out of college until after college.

1:15:49

Yeah, my parents were you know

1:15:51

I was like when I was a kid I was like maybe I should

1:15:53

get a credit card guys so I can start building credit my parents are

1:15:55

like No No

1:15:59

No Not you not you Ted

1:16:03

Cuz they because they grew up through the whole

1:16:05

I don't know They just seen their whole lives

1:16:07

credit card debt and all that and they knew

1:16:10

me of course Yeah, and they knew they

1:16:12

knew you wouldn't be able to do a new

1:16:14

happy. I'd be like this is free money basically

1:16:19

For everybody Yeah, there's

1:16:21

there's there's good cards for you know

1:16:23

people who are just starting out like

1:16:25

in college or even high school You

1:16:27

know discover has one that basically

1:16:29

functions as a debit card. You can only

1:16:32

put you can only pay For

1:16:34

things that are within the limit that

1:16:37

you've already given to discover. So

1:16:39

it's like basically a debit card. Oh,

1:16:41

okay Yeah, yeah, damn. Yeah, but wait,

1:16:43

you go over the rising before we

1:16:45

end this pod Because

1:16:48

we got rising now sure

1:16:52

Rising schlatt is basically

1:16:55

What wait what no, this is

1:16:57

bullshit. This is bullshit. I'm sorry.

1:16:59

Just do rising or rising Which

1:17:07

we're not going into the other planets

1:17:09

maybe we'll do rise everyone talks about

1:17:12

they're rising though You know, oh, I'm

1:17:14

like, I'm a Gemini rising that

1:17:16

I think the Gemini's are that

1:17:19

if you were born a Gemini I think the only

1:17:21

one thing that's accurate about Astrology

1:17:23

is that someone who's a Gemini will

1:17:26

be made aware that they are a

1:17:28

Gemini and they will also make everyone

1:17:30

else aware that They are that thing

1:17:34

But other than that I in that

1:17:37

in Scorpios Scorpios love feeling like Leo's

1:17:39

do too What's the

1:17:41

creature for Gemini and Scorpio Scorpios

1:17:44

a scorpion? Yeah,

1:17:46

but I want to see what the creature is the

1:17:48

Google says it is this looks like

1:17:50

an Eevee or something Is

1:17:53

that that's a very soft. Oh, it's a

1:17:55

fairy. Oh Here's

1:17:58

here's the So

1:18:00

there's the Scorpio and

1:18:04

then they got a lobster too. So who's

1:18:06

the lobster? Is that Aquarius? Let's

1:18:09

look Gemini is two

1:18:12

dudes. High five answer is the lobster

1:18:14

dude. Look at Virgo. Or

1:18:18

goes a chick dude. Yeah,

1:18:21

it's just a scorpion. So

1:18:24

rising is basically what you put out into

1:18:26

the world and how others see you. So

1:18:29

is the rising sign

1:18:31

also known as your ascendant is your

1:18:33

social personality is how you dawn on

1:18:35

people as it relates to the zodiac

1:18:37

sign that was on the eastern

1:18:40

horizon when you were born. Jesus

1:18:43

your rising sign represents your physical

1:18:45

body and outward style the people

1:18:48

dude. There's definitely some chocolates who

1:18:50

are infected but this is what

1:18:53

I thought I thought some

1:18:55

sign was extra. This is

1:18:57

different to you. This is different. I

1:19:00

guess let's just go through it though.

1:19:02

This is like some this is some

1:19:05

nonsense, but you got to read it.

1:19:07

You're a fire sign. You're a firebender

1:19:09

now. I'm in Aries. I'm in Aries

1:19:11

rising. People

1:19:14

with Aries ascendants are direct and

1:19:16

quick. Their first instinct is to

1:19:18

do rather than think planning

1:19:21

ahead forget it Aries

1:19:23

rising simply charges for without much should

1:19:25

do Aries rising loves action

1:19:27

and is often trying to stir up some

1:19:30

activity their strengths lie

1:19:32

in enterprising ways bullshit

1:19:35

bullshit fully bullshit.

1:19:37

Yeah, only bullshit. This is

1:19:39

fully not true. Damn

1:19:41

dude. See Kubo even fucking agrees. You got

1:19:43

Kubo to wag his tail a little bit.

1:19:46

Listen, you got Kubo knows. You got Kubo

1:19:48

erect. When I came to Japan

1:19:50

Kubo had a whole fucking itinerary of shit.

1:19:53

I wanted to do. I like planning a

1:19:55

vacation just as much as I like going

1:19:57

on one. So that's

1:19:59

bullshit. it. Cool. Oh

1:20:02

shit. Get

1:20:04

that fucking tail moving boy. Uh,

1:20:10

so I'm a water

1:20:12

sign. I got some water.

1:20:15

This is where the mud comes in. Uh,

1:20:18

these people come across as gentle

1:20:20

creatures. That's crazy. Ah,

1:20:22

no, you're very intimidated. First, first

1:20:25

meeting you must be

1:20:27

crazy, I'll kill

1:20:29

someone. There's something familiar about

1:20:31

them. They're the guy

1:20:33

or gal next door. When they enter

1:20:35

the room, they don't walk in with

1:20:37

a splash instead. They move

1:20:40

to the sides and weave their way

1:20:42

inwards. I don't know about that. Yeah.

1:20:44

No, I walk in and I'm like, what's up guys? You

1:20:46

guys, I had a really good chip the other day. Um,

1:20:50

they, these people have a familiar feel

1:20:52

to them because they are sensitive to their

1:20:54

environment. They can get flustered easily, especially

1:20:57

in public. That's so

1:20:59

wrong. Yeah, no, maybe

1:21:02

the gentle creature thing cause I'm just

1:21:04

a big dude and I don't beat

1:21:07

people. Um, but other

1:21:09

than that, you

1:21:12

know, I, uh, I

1:21:14

do walk in with a splash. I'm

1:21:16

usually saying some nonsense

1:21:19

to someone, whoever

1:21:21

I can get the laugh out of usually,

1:21:24

usually saying something crazy. Uh,

1:21:29

Tucker take it away

1:21:31

with your, you're just an air

1:21:34

boy these days, huh? Libra air

1:21:36

bender. Let me read

1:21:38

for Tucker. Okay. You want to get too

1:21:40

much time on the microphone. Okay. I like

1:21:42

it. Cause then it's always

1:21:44

like, Oh yeah, let's put Tucker

1:21:46

in the fucking intro. I just can't stand that. Okay.

1:21:50

Libra rising are generally

1:21:52

appear to be smoothing everything over. They

1:21:55

have charming smiles, a

1:21:57

gentle approach with others in an easy going.

1:22:00

image. He does have a charming smile. It's true.

1:22:02

He does. That's true. Even if

1:22:04

they were not in doubt with good looks. Excuse

1:22:06

me. They are attractive.

1:22:10

Why'd they bring that up? I don't

1:22:12

know. That was like a dunk. Even

1:22:14

if they're fucking ugly, they're still attractive.

1:22:17

Most pay a lot of attention to

1:22:19

their personal appearance, the colors they wear,

1:22:21

their hair, the way they walk. Oh,

1:22:23

that's so Tucker. No, it's not at

1:22:25

all. No, no. Growing up, Tucker was

1:22:28

like, Ted, am I walking right? Ted,

1:22:30

watch my walk. I needed some help

1:22:32

on my walk. Dude, I couldn't color

1:22:34

match my outfits in my life depending

1:22:38

on it. Dude, finish this. This is funny. A

1:22:40

tendency to pass the buck and keep

1:22:43

up that nice guy slash gal image

1:22:45

are their worst qualities. However,

1:22:47

they can make excellent mediators and generally

1:22:49

will be the first to accommodate you.

1:22:51

Tucker's probably the worst mediator I've ever

1:22:53

met. That's just for our little trio.

1:22:55

We know that's just for Moses though.

1:22:57

That's just for Moses. I'll just be

1:22:59

coming after me about something. They're gonna

1:23:01

be like, I have to stay neutral.

1:23:03

I'm like, he's screaming at me. I

1:23:07

think Schlatt just took a selfie. Did

1:23:10

you just take a selfie? No, there was

1:23:12

a flash. I

1:23:15

don't tell. I'm not that self absorbed. There's

1:23:17

another. What are

1:23:20

you talking about?

1:23:23

There it is.

1:23:25

There it is.

1:23:28

It's right there.

1:23:31

Bullshit. Bullshit. It's fucking

1:23:33

bullshit. Yeah.

1:23:35

Thanks chocolors for coming in. We, I

1:23:37

don't know. Somebody tell us what these

1:23:40

are. Some, I

1:23:42

know for a fact that some

1:23:44

sort of put the Kubo away,

1:23:46

put him away. Why? Because he's

1:23:48

a problem. He's a

1:23:50

problem. You know, he's a problem, right? He's

1:23:52

not a problem. He is. He is. He's

1:23:54

a devious little creature that you stuffed in

1:23:56

there. You, you went to the, you went

1:23:58

to the, You went to a cattery and

1:24:01

you took a cat and you brought him

1:24:03

to a fucking like you went

1:24:05

to like a laboratory with that cat and

1:24:08

you turned him into a beast.

1:24:11

You turn him into this fucking monster.

1:24:14

He's got a heartbeat. You know, I can hear

1:24:16

him. If I put my, if I go like

1:24:18

this, that's disgusting that they give it a heart.

1:24:21

Cause they also gave it a zipper. So

1:24:24

don't give something that has a heartbeat, a

1:24:26

zipper. Those are two things that don't work.

1:24:29

I you got a zipper on right now, dude.

1:24:33

What are you talking about? You're that cock. Nah,

1:24:36

man. You think I'm wearing pants? You're

1:24:38

not wearing pants. Perfect dude. No,

1:24:40

cause then you're going to see my big show. Oh

1:24:44

bother. Oh, can't win

1:24:46

it all these days. Nani.

1:24:54

All right. Thanks

1:24:56

everyone for listening to this

1:24:58

episode of chuckle sandwich. We

1:25:01

enjoy, we enjoy, we

1:25:04

enjoy this. Thanks

1:25:11

for listening to us. Talk about our astrology

1:25:14

signs. I think we maybe learned a thing

1:25:16

or two here. Hoping

1:25:18

that, uh, tell us what

1:25:20

your astrology is. Tell us what you

1:25:23

learned. Tell us where astrology saved

1:25:25

your life. When did astrology save your life? And

1:25:29

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