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Don't let your kids listen to

4:45

this. I

4:48

was hanging out with my friend Rich last night,

4:50

and Rich listens to Cinnabon. I was shocked. Do

4:52

you have your friends listen to the stuff you

4:54

do? Yes. Yes. I mean, you're like real friends,

4:56

though. Oh, no. Yeah. My buddy Jason means met

4:58

him. Okay. I have met him.

5:00

That's right. He wouldn't shut up about troll two. And

5:02

you know what I mean by talking about troll two.

5:05

You know, I was not annoyed. Jason, I had a lovely

5:07

time. CT five. Yeah. Oh, you put a rut. I

5:12

was not annoyed. Jason. Jason,

5:14

you were, you were very nice. Nice

5:18

to meet you. Have I met Jason? I

5:21

don't think you've met Jason. Zach, you came to the 2019

5:23

live show and

5:25

SF, but I think he was late. So I don't

5:27

think he met too many people. Okay. Well,

5:30

let me tell Jason. If I do meet you someday, do

5:32

not talk to me about troll two. Not

5:35

interested. We do another movie. I'm good. Sorry,

5:37

dude. No, then he'll pick Jupiter

5:39

ascending and then you're really fucked. Well, he's got fond memories

5:41

of troll two. No, cause you know what I'm saying? I

5:43

don't remember that fucking movie. I don't know what to tell

5:45

you. He'll remind you. It'll tell you about it. It's

5:50

got to spell backwards. There's

5:55

a handful of people. I know my dad listens

5:57

to all the center folks. I

5:59

mean, my mom listened. But I'm talking not like,

6:01

oh, I've got acquaintance or I've got people I

6:03

know through the work world or anything like that.

6:05

I'm talking about real life friends before I got

6:07

into all this stuff. Ooh, honest to God. And

6:09

that's it. I don't have real friends in the

6:12

industry. I'm just saying like these people that are

6:14

outside of all of this, right? You're talking about

6:16

real friends who are not connected to any of

6:18

this content creation stuff. Right. Like

6:20

Rich, I know from living in Minneapolis

6:23

and he was telling me the stuff he loved about it

6:25

last night and everything. And yeah, it was kind of shocking.

6:27

He was drunk. There it is. It

6:30

all comes out. Wait, you really listen to

6:32

shit? That still surprises me. What happened after

6:34

the Drish's hands start to make

6:37

incidental contact? Rich is a

6:39

married man with three lovely

6:41

daughters. That never happens, right?

6:43

Ah. Now

6:53

you've seen how bad things can get and how

6:55

quick they can get that quick. Well, they can

6:57

get a whole lot worse. So

6:59

we're not going to fight anymore.

7:01

You think this dude's going to

7:03

take Ed down? MDG is going

7:06

to blow Ed out of the

7:08

water. He's the most valuable

7:10

primate. You

7:12

betrayed the law. I'm

7:15

sorry, misogynist. Men are hoes too.

7:17

You've said hoes 58 times

7:20

in this episode and I'm the misogynist. What

7:22

are you, what are you? You're unbelievable, man.

7:24

Hey, you guys have notes about 9-11 for

7:26

this movie. How do you not? Yap

7:29

about this and yap about that. Yap, yap,

7:31

yap all night long. Fucking yap, yap, yap.

7:33

It was in my dream. That's

7:35

not how I feel. It is how you feel.

7:37

It was in your dream. Some of us like

7:40

to be prepared. How are you not taking accountability

7:42

for your mind? Because I know I'm lying. Like

7:44

I know for a fact I'm lying. You sick

7:46

little bitch. It was awful. It was incredibly boring.

7:48

It was long. It was stupid. It was horribly

7:51

written. The acting was terrible. It was a huge

7:53

piece of shit. You're a fraud. It's a foe.

7:55

For everybody, just be very respectful. But he's dead

7:57

now, right? So we can't make fun of him.

7:59

Is he dead? No, if he's dead we can

8:01

make fun of him. If he's still sick we

8:04

can't. Hold on a second. If he's dead we

8:06

can make fun of him. Yeah. I don't think

8:08

we can. Whenever I hear numbers my head converts

8:10

them into chess moves or seats at the guard.

8:12

I don't know what happened to you man. You

8:14

used to be cool and then you got blarded.

8:17

You tried to pick AIDS on me in the

8:19

T-Rex episode? That's my fault for not remembering what

8:21

century I was in, bitch. It's been a good

8:23

run. Thanks for playing. See you at the eulogy.

8:25

You want the punani? I don't require Ed to

8:28

have a condom because I trust him. Anthony, you're

8:30

gonna be busy today, huh? Yeah, it's nothing new,

8:32

Chef. Holes! I am an alcohol segregationist. That thing's

8:34

gonna move up like R. Kelly. Looked out at

8:36

the old ladies around the world. I love them.

8:38

You got horses, but you need a thoroughness. Sometimes

8:41

my emotions are just roaring like a T-Rex. That's

8:43

a lot of pussy. I'm not in here with

8:45

you. You're in here with me. Welcome

9:00

to Cinephobe, the podcast.

9:03

We break down the

9:05

movies. You're afraid to

9:07

make you love

9:12

them. Zach Harper, that's me. And I'll have some. That's Anthony

9:14

Mays. If you don't listen to

9:17

us on Spotify, son of a bitch,

9:19

I'm going to take your ass into

9:21

the fucking forest and hunt you down.

9:23

Oh, but you were going

9:25

in a different direction there. Oh, I'm

9:27

still, whoa. Yeah. Deliverance. Well, let me

9:29

know. Let me see you. Let

9:32

me see you first. Well, decide man.

9:34

I'm not even going to do it.

9:36

One of the best revelations that happened

9:38

in this movie. I cannot wait to

9:40

talk about it. It was so unexpected

9:42

and it changed the way I looked

9:44

at this film. Really? But Spotify is

9:46

where you can vote in the poll. Like the poll

9:49

for bad company, 73.9% fob, 26.1% file.

9:56

What? What big belly dub says someone

9:58

tell ed lover than. It's not nice

10:00

to call an honest listener, a liar.

10:02

Thank you. The fuck does that mean?

10:04

There you go. Oh, Ed lover. Yeah.

10:06

I really was thinking about Ed lover,

10:08

like the hooking DJ. Oh yeah.

10:12

Ed lover and dr. Dre. Yeah. Did Ed lover have

10:14

a review or something that I missed? When did I

10:16

call an honest listener? A liar tiger cat 8, 6,

10:19

5 said my golden dumpsters a mean

10:21

saying Tony hopped. So Liam Neeson could

10:23

amble. Charles says great episode. As always,

10:25

this movie reminds me of the movie

10:27

bait with Jamie Fox. It's basically the

10:30

same future set up. And then

10:32

Sahin and 10 said Peter Stormer

10:34

lived in my building for months while

10:36

he was filming prison break. We both

10:38

walked our dogs. So we spoke often.

10:40

He said European actors should learn Russian

10:43

so you can work forever. His accent

10:45

was Swedish and I clipped

10:47

in to part two of bad company. Yes.

10:49

Him on a talk show, essentially saying that

10:51

he bullshits every movie producer into thinking that

10:53

he can do their accent that they want

10:55

him to do. That was an excellent clip

10:58

maze. I was so delighted. I was submitted

11:00

by a listener. Love that. Nice. Make sure

11:02

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11:04

sure you're checking out CT five on the

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Fucking ad free episodes, access

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get early access to tickets for the next

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live show. That's how you do it. I'm

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going to tell you right now, 25% discount,

11:31

25% off. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck

11:33

up. Indeed. I mean, knows I know if

11:36

you have a submission submitted reminder needs to

11:38

be 40% or lower on the rotten

11:40

tomatoes audience or critics score. All right. Recently,

11:43

maze awakened us by putting his horn

11:45

in us for Conan, the destroyer. I

11:48

mean, let us know that everything I

11:50

went half past dead. What was that?

11:52

I shot us in the face with pepper sauce. That is

11:54

airheads. And now it's back to maze again and then put

11:57

it on your burrito as well. Oh, I gotta buy that.

12:00

And then he took the

12:02

1994 action adventure

12:04

crime surviving the game.

12:06

Yeah. I had action adventure. It's

12:08

a crimes act crime. Yeah. What's

12:11

the crime murder? There's breaking and

12:13

entering. There's thieving. Well, there's

12:15

murder. There's arson. If I said to

12:17

you, every single movie has crime in

12:19

it. Did you find me a movie

12:21

that we've done in the 228 episodes

12:23

of Cinephobe that

12:27

doesn't have crime every single one has crime. What's the

12:29

crime in kangaroo Jack to the highest. They're doing

12:31

a high still like the animals. I don't remember

12:33

in Vegas. We can

12:36

assume there was a crime. What kind of a

12:38

crime? Because we know he drove drunk, but I

12:40

don't think we see it in sorry,

12:46

maze. There's fucking diddling. Diddling.

12:48

Oh my God. It's

12:50

one of the worst crimes you can do.

12:52

Rampant diddling rampant. Yes. That's all

12:55

in your imagination actually. But okay. On

12:57

my imagination, it's in their fucking therapy.

12:59

That's where it is. Therapy hadn't been

13:01

invented yet until the scout. Oh, that's

13:03

true. Later that year. Yeah, that's what

13:05

it says. You're good. They invented concussions

13:07

and therapy at the exact same time.

13:09

Surviving the game stars. Rutger,

13:11

Howard, ice tea and Charles S

13:14

Dutton. You know, Rutger from blade

13:16

runner, buffet, the vampire slayer, sin

13:18

city, and hobo with a shotgun

13:21

ice tea from new Jack city,

13:23

ricochet, CB four. And now

13:25

a three time repeat offender from leprechaun five

13:27

in the hood and 3000 miles

13:29

to Graceland. I wish I knew how to quit you. 529 episodes

13:32

of law and order. SPU

13:38

also break in and break into the

13:40

narrator in the other guys. That's

13:42

what I think of now. Every time I hear his voice,

13:44

I think of the other guys. I didn't even think of

13:46

music anymore. I think of the episode of Rick and Morty.

13:49

Yeah. Where he's really from like an alphabet planet. Charles

13:51

S Dutton repeat offender from a low down

13:53

dirty shame. And Legion, I wish I knew

13:55

how to quit you. That's a pretty good

13:57

resume. First in a photo. Yeah. He's building.

14:00

yourself quite a resume. He's on

14:02

a run to rock alien three

14:04

distinguished gentlemen, menace to society and

14:06

Rudy. We also get Gary Busey

14:08

F Murray Abraham and John C

14:10

McGinley Busey repeat offender for predator

14:12

to wish I knew how to

14:14

quit. You also know him from

14:16

point break, lethal weapon and under

14:18

siege. I just realized are all

14:20

of the people in this movie

14:22

from the alphabet planet ice T

14:24

Charles S F Murray John

14:26

C Rutgers. How is this somehow the

14:28

only one F Murray, you

14:30

know, from scar face also repeat offender

14:33

from last action hero and loaded weapon

14:35

one. I wish I knew how to

14:37

quit you. He had a really weird

14:39

run where he kept playing mobsters in

14:41

the nineties. He's in a movie called

14:43

mobsters. Yeah. He's in Dillinger and Capone.

14:45

And then he plays Al Capone in

14:47

a different movie. F Murray Abraham plays

14:49

Capone. Him is Al Capone is confusing.

14:51

Isn't that weird? That's really weird. I

14:53

don't like that. He should stop retroactively.

14:55

I think he did. John

14:57

C McGinley was Dr. Cox on scrubs.

14:59

He's also in summer catch and point

15:01

break, dude. I was shocked. This is

15:03

our first time with him. I love

15:05

him so much. He's an all-timer man.

15:07

And he's on a run too. Cause

15:10

platoon wall street point prank. Like you

15:12

said seven, the rock office

15:14

space, crazy resume. And then

15:17

he had a Cinephobe run

15:19

get Carter, the animal summer

15:21

catch wild hogs and a

15:23

mean the movie that you

15:25

told me for Tyler Perry plays a secret

15:27

agent or something. Alex cross. Oh, Alex crop

15:30

dude. That's on my list. Future Cinephobe probably

15:32

real soon. I don't know when we're going

15:34

to get to it, man. I'm telling you

15:36

right now, I'm so excited for the end

15:39

of this episode. Cause once again, I have

15:41

an absolute banger. I'm so tired of this

15:43

shit. I mean, can't wait to get through

15:45

these movies so he can make his pick

15:47

because I'm telling you the beauty of the

15:50

month was that it closed you off. Like,

15:52

look, whatever millions and millions of picks you

15:54

have, it's got to be within this kind

15:56

of universe. Then the beauty of the daisy chain

15:58

was you really. wouldn't know until

16:00

the week before when you heard what the next

16:03

move is going to be. And then it kind

16:05

of, again, it limits now like the world is

16:07

my oyster. And you've picked some real, real pieces

16:09

of shit. What are you talking about? Hold on

16:11

a second. My picks have been, what

16:14

are you talking about? Hold on a second.

16:16

Wait, look, you know, I loved him. I

16:18

had the most files in 2024. I don't

16:20

know if that's accurate, but from you, not

16:22

even for me. I mean, let's skip over

16:24

your whole resume. Here's what your sum up

16:27

has been for your last two picks. This

16:29

movie is horrible, but I love

16:31

it. And it's a perfect cinephobe movie because

16:33

it's so bad file. That's what you say

16:35

every time bad company and half past dead,

16:38

literally the exact same wrap up. No, I

16:40

liked half past dead. The perfect cinephobe

16:43

movie. I understand what cinephobe is file.

16:45

Bad company was so bad that it

16:47

was good. Half past dead. It's fucking

16:49

dead. It was fucking fire, bro. Oh,

16:52

watch that right now. Why were they so

16:54

far up in that helicopter? That doesn't make

16:56

any sense. It just boggles the mind. Oh

16:58

man. Jeff Corey repeat, offended from Conan, the

17:01

destroyer back to back. Jeff Corey picks by

17:03

me. What am

17:05

I doing? Okay. There you go.

17:07

Bob minor from assassins and action.

17:09

Jackson, George Fisher, repeat offender from universal

17:11

soldier and smoking aces. I wish I knew

17:14

how to quit you. Steve Lambert, repeat offender

17:16

from time cop. He's the bald henchmen with

17:18

the bash bro. So it's the dude with

17:20

the curly mullet and then the ball dude.

17:22

He's the ball dude. Jim Ryan, repeat offender

17:24

from low down dirty shame and the editorial

17:26

department for men at work and double impact

17:28

four time repeat offender. Now put them on

17:30

the list. I'm going to edit that right

17:32

out because this account

17:35

surviving the game was directed by

17:37

earnest or Dickerson. Another alphabet. Yeah.

17:40

It's the alphabet ass movie

17:42

directed juice. That's juice

17:46

bulletproof and repeat offender

17:49

for future sport. I

17:51

wish I knew how to quit you. These

17:53

Spike Lee's classmate at Tisch. So he was

17:55

a cinematographer for, she's got to have it

17:57

school days, do the right thing. Mo better

17:59

blues. jungle fever and Malcolm X.

18:01

He also did bones with Snoop

18:03

dog. Why was Malcolm X at

18:05

all? No, no, no, no. It

18:08

was the one before that alphabet.

18:10

Nope. Alphabet movie and never die

18:12

alone with DMX alphabet written by

18:14

Eric Burt. Yeah. Burt. Yeah. Burt.

18:16

He wrote Romeo must die Highlander

18:18

end game and repeat offender for

18:20

writing virtuosity. I wish I knew

18:22

how to quit you. It's a

18:24

repeat offender ass movie, man. Exactly.

18:26

And also this is where I

18:28

discovered this movie was looking

18:31

at the resume of Ernest R Dickerson

18:33

and Eric Burt. And here we are.

18:35

Now we've brought them together. Let's maybe

18:37

try to Nick Kurt Dale

18:40

that Eric R Dickerson from you just

18:42

now. Okay. Let's slow that down. It

18:44

was a little fast. Maybe that was my internet. I

18:46

don't know, but it felt like a hard R in

18:48

there. Maybe it was used the reeling from your NHTSA

18:51

aftershocks. You want me to say R

18:53

Dickerson instead. Does that make you feel

18:55

better? So

18:59

nopses for surviving the game. A homeless

19:01

man is not as a survival guide for

19:04

a group. No, not a homeless man. Nope.

19:06

And I'm homeless man. I'm not going to

19:08

change what they say. We can alter it

19:10

after just reading it. Okay. All right. You

19:12

know what? This first snack is not for you guys. An

19:15

unhoused gentleman. Thank you. Is hired as

19:17

a survival guide for a group of

19:19

wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in

19:21

the mountains, unaware that they are killers

19:23

who hunt humans for sport and that

19:26

he is their new prey. It's a

19:28

real long synopsis. It's accurate though. Tagline.

19:30

Jack Mason knows he's going to die

19:32

someday, but today he's

19:35

not in the mood. Yeah. We

19:38

might have to update that tagline list. It

19:40

takes you on a journey. It does. Can

19:42

you read it again? Zach? Jack Mason knows

19:44

he's going to die someday, but

19:46

today he's not in the mood. I

19:50

thought the first time you read it, I

19:52

thought he said he not in the mood.

19:54

That was like, that tagline says he

19:56

not in the mood. Automatic

19:58

number one tagline. We've got

20:00

four other alternate taglines. How far

20:02

will you go to stay

20:04

alive? Standard. The rules are

20:07

simple, kill or

20:09

be killed? A little vague.

20:11

Give me another one. The ultimate

20:13

manhunt. Whoo! I'm with that, yeah.

20:15

Whoo! Yeah! And

20:19

then last one, the thrill is

20:21

the kill. Ultimate manhunt, I think is your

20:23

winner. I bet. $7.4 million estimated budget,

20:28

gross 2.9 million US, but 7.7 million worldwide. And

20:32

I don't think they made one ad for this. So I

20:34

think they made all that money, all that 300,000. Maybe,

20:37

maybe, maybe not. No marketing budget on that.

20:39

No marketing there. This is the slimmest of

20:41

hits, if it is a hit. Before we

20:43

jump into this movie, you listen to the

20:46

rest of this podcast, Surviving the Game is

20:48

on 2B. The

20:50

timeline strikes again. It is no longer

20:52

on 2B. There is

20:54

a Survive the Game starring Bruce

20:57

Willis. That's not the movie we're

20:59

talking about. It's been a while since we watched

21:01

the 2B movie. It's been a while. It's

21:03

been a while. I hadn't realized

21:05

that they changed their logo. They did a

21:08

whole makeover. Don't like it.

21:10

You don't like it? Wow. I

21:12

like the old look, the black and red. Interesting. It

21:14

was a better look than this purple and gold, this

21:16

flowery kind of look. I don't like it. Surviving the

21:18

Game receives 32% on 19 reviews from

21:22

the critics on Rotten Tomatoes, 48%

21:24

from the audience on over 5,000 ratings. I

21:26

mean, check the positive or the

21:28

negative reviews. I'm an unhoused gentleman's dumpster,

21:30

half full kind of guy, man. Give

21:33

me the positives. Hey John, that's weird.

21:35

That glass looks half full to me.

21:38

Wow. Now that you mentioned

21:40

it, it is half full. Justin Brown

21:42

of Medium Popcorn. This movie is captivating

21:45

and almost fun. This is

21:47

a solid viewing experience that I would definitely recommend

21:49

to friends. Almost. Fun

21:52

question mark. Almost here is Brandon

21:54

Collins of Medium Popcorn. The Collins.

21:56

Nobody saw this movie except for

21:58

the whole. union popcorn staff,

22:01

huh? Pretty much. Yeah. This

22:03

was such a wild and fun

22:05

ride. The performances were completely nuts,

22:07

but that's what makes it so

22:09

entertaining. Both those reviews were from

22:11

2022. Felix Vasquez Jr. Of cinema

22:13

crazed a film that shines

22:16

mostly for the interesting performances by the

22:18

cast of character actors. Yep. Koko

22:20

Leary of fantastic daily.

22:23

Hello, Oprah, a guilty

22:25

pleasure made memorable by a lot of

22:27

good actors, hamming it up as villains.

22:29

I bet. Cuck like this movie caffeinated

22:31

Clint of movie hole.

22:33

Did someone say guilty pleasure? No, that's

22:36

a different movie user Joe S five

22:38

out of five. One of my personal

22:40

favorites based on the cast is on

22:43

par with the hunt running

22:45

man is great as well. It's two reviews.

22:47

He likes hunting movies. Blank user five out

22:49

of five. I really liked it because

22:51

I could see that happening, especially with all the homeless

22:53

that we have in the streets all over the country

22:56

and iced tea spelled like the drink

22:58

was amazing. Watching him in this movie,

23:00

I really felt all his character was

23:02

feeling and I rooted for him all

23:04

the way through the movie. Fucking bingo,

23:06

but you didn't feel enough now to

23:08

get his name right. User Thomas B

23:10

four out of five stars. That was

23:13

Babish. So one of my favorite survival

23:15

films from the nineties hunting the homeless

23:17

couldn't be more fun with this all-star

23:19

cast of riflemen. I'm telling

23:22

you, you're looking for a good time. I'm

23:24

taking the hopeless. This is the one for

23:26

you. And then blank user

23:28

four out of five stars. The writing

23:30

needs some work, but it kept me entertained enough

23:32

to buy the VHS when it came out. I

23:35

should mention that I was 22 at the time. Oh,

23:37

and I drank a lot plus weed.

23:40

I might've also been clinically depressed. Really

23:45

undercutting his own credibility there. That's an overshare. We

23:47

did not need that. Yeah. Zach's like, Oh, I

23:49

got on DVD. I didn't get the VHS. I

23:51

got the DVD. Everything else checks up. Did you

23:53

guys see the thing that Ron Artes said? I'll

23:55

go to circuit city just to chill out. You

23:57

know, I had nothing else to do with practices

23:59

over. I'm out the gym, just look

24:01

at the DVDs, you know, when I was hot, I was

24:03

walking around and I'm like, damn, I need a little discount

24:06

because I'm paying for these DVDs. But when you look at

24:08

your contract, I'm like,

24:10

hold on, I can't keep buying these DVDs.

24:12

If I can work at Circuit City, I

24:14

get this discount. How long did you work

24:16

at Circuit City? One and a half days,

24:18

because once it came out of the news,

24:20

Jerry Krause called me in the office. What was

24:23

that conversation like? What are you doing? He said,

24:25

yo, why are you working at Circuit City? I

24:27

said, well, I'm trying to get a discount on

24:30

these DVDs and, you know, I'm

24:32

bored. Like, I don't have nothing else to do.

24:34

He was like, you can't work at Circuit City.

24:36

I was like, all right, cool. That's not a

24:38

new story, but people are discovering it for the

24:40

first time. That was a thing then, his rookie

24:42

year. People were talking about that. In the moment.

24:44

Negative reviews. Stop being a pessimist. This

24:47

thing is not half full. It's

24:49

half empty. Mike Massey of Gone with

24:52

the Twins. It's an impressive gathering of

24:54

recognizable character actors enjoying themselves in poorly

24:56

written parts. Simon Abrams of

24:58

House Next Door. Simon and Simon.

25:00

Doo doo doo doo. Don't don't.

25:03

Paul Simon. Doo doo doo

25:05

doo. Neil Simon. Paul Wall.

25:07

Neil Armstrong. John Wall. Stretch

25:10

Armstrong. John Armstrong. Stretch John.

25:12

John Armstrong, you said? Yeah. I

25:15

went to school with John Armstrong. Yeah. Oh shit. Hey,

25:18

John Armstrong. Repeat offender. Yeah. How about

25:20

that? Captain Arm Buster. Submitting surviving the

25:22

game for the white elephant blogathon is

25:24

like giving an unwieldy lump of

25:26

coal to a child on Christmas day as

25:29

malicious gestures go. It's a doozy. Is this

25:31

a Christmas movie? I don't know what the

25:33

fuck's going on. This guy was in a

25:35

white elephant party and someone gave him surviving

25:37

the game. I think he's saying that he

25:39

got a sign to watch that for entertainment

25:41

weekly. Marianne Johansson of Flick Philosopher.

25:44

Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson. And I'd

25:46

have to like to flick her

25:48

philosopher. Oh. This thoroughly

25:50

absurd action flick that thinks it has

25:52

some sort of social conscience badly

25:55

needs a what the heck were they thinking smack

25:57

upside the head to humble it? Yeah. My dick.

26:00

Oh, Rob Thomas of Capitol

26:02

times. Oh, I spoke. Get up. Not

26:04

a bad twist on the most dangerous

26:06

game, but a lot more could have

26:08

been done with it. Scott Weinberg of

26:10

efilmcritic.com the voice cheesy takeoff of the

26:12

most dangerous game, although it's got a

26:14

lot of low rent B movie energy.

26:16

And then two user reviews blank user

26:19

one and a half out of five,

26:21

a bunch of Hollywood guys who

26:23

could no longer get acting jobs finally got

26:25

acting jobs again with this film problem is

26:27

I think they all played the role of

26:29

unemployed actors better. No, not

26:32

a good take because all those guys went

26:34

on to make a lot of movies afterwards

26:36

and they were all getting roles at the

26:38

time. Maybe I see wasn't Rucker.

26:40

How is the only one who really fell off

26:42

a huge cliff after this and yeah, it's career.

26:44

Wearing the shitter. Everybody else did fine

26:47

and not that I see was an unknown, but

26:49

he was, I guess not considering an actor yet.

26:51

No, I mean, he had just done new Jack

26:53

city and ricochet. So I think he's doing okay.

26:55

And then last one blank user one and a

26:57

half out of five. I think they could have

26:59

found a better actor besides ice tea, like

27:02

ice cube, for example, fix it. Not a

27:04

better actor. Ice cube can't play on house

27:06

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This is the stupidest dystopia we've ever

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50:00

a tented situation. You're not finding the school

50:02

bus to live in buddy. No. Well,

50:04

I don't know. Now I kind of feel like I have to

50:06

take that challenge. There you go. You come on house and see

50:08

if I can, how long I can survive. Right after the train

50:11

trip. Because of the

50:13

train trip. No, let's do it before

50:15

so that we get the scent, the

50:17

stank in the shared room. I absolutely

50:19

hate the sound of someone clipping their

50:21

nails. Oh yeah. It's disgusting. Yeah. I

50:24

hate that. He's just doing it right in

50:26

front of him. This is a weird flex.

50:28

CT five disrespectful things to do. Yes. To

50:31

do this in front of somebody. He's

50:33

also got all the makings of a

50:35

rich psycho. Oh, for sure. Maps on

50:37

the walls, tribal masks, taxidermied animals, a

50:40

parrot as a pet. What the fuck?

50:42

Massive loft office space with nothing in

50:44

it. Devil statues. How many cigarettes do

50:46

you smoke a day? As many as

50:48

I can get. Oh, my answer was

50:50

how good are your fractions? Job

50:53

needs someone with endurance. His lungs can't handle

50:55

it. That's it. Just that quick. He's now

50:58

bargaining with Rutgers tells him to turn

51:00

the treadmill on. He'll show him. No, that's

51:02

not what he says. Nope. He

51:04

says, what about the running thing? That's what I'm running things

51:06

over there in it. I'll show you some

51:08

endurance. And I say, whoa. How long has he been

51:10

on the house? What was the treadmill invented? I didn't

51:12

know. I was like, is this a 20 CB thing?

51:15

I don't know. Or is he just super on house?

51:17

Super on house. He offers him $20 if he can

51:19

do that for a half hour. That's the price of

51:21

a gun. For 20 bucks. I'll

51:23

run the fucking last. Five seconds later, he's

51:25

completely out of breath and fully ass on

51:28

smoker. I see is

51:30

not selling the running. Well, no, he's kind

51:32

of going up and down. He's ass on

51:34

that running breathing weird. He makes it. He

51:36

gets to 30. Didn't think you'd make it.

51:38

Never underestimate a man who has nothing to

51:40

lose tagline. I'm sure every man's got something

51:42

to lose. He lights up another cigarette. Rucker

51:44

wants to know how he gets in touch

51:46

with them. Best hotel in town tosses him

51:48

a matchbook for the Bruce hotel. Oh, match

51:50

books from hotels. 20 C V.

51:52

Oh, I thought it was the dental dam. Also

51:55

tossed of a dental dam. Look, just cause you

51:57

got a lot of money. You don't think you

51:59

know every man cut to the Bruce hotel. Well,

52:01

mid unhoused position. No, that's the front desk guy.

52:04

This guy, but this guy talked about his ex.

52:06

Bill noir married this woman. Veluptuous, pretty and shit

52:09

hair slick on her head. Slick back real

52:11

good. Real good. Oh, pretty and

52:14

shit. Six months later, all that shit. Nolan

52:16

void. He stops his story to ask T

52:18

who he robbed. He wants a room with

52:20

a TV that works. Must want

52:23

the presidential suite. He slapped a 20 down and

52:25

the desk clerk thinks he robbed someone. Cause $20

52:27

is that hard to find. Well, that motherfucker walks

52:29

up to you with $20 maze. You think like,

52:31

Oh, a hard day's worth in 94. I

52:34

would think he sold the gun. I mean, to

52:37

get his little with or without bullets.

52:39

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Disembodied

52:41

voice of the same guy. Wash

52:44

your nasty ass before you get in that

52:46

bed. Jesus Christ, man. I was that not

52:48

a beads golden dubstep. Oh my God. Spoiler

52:52

alert. It's not a presidential suite and the

52:54

TV doesn't work. It's a shit bottle. So

52:56

he turns on a laid back jazz station.

52:59

His dinner is mad dog wine. Asson,

53:01

which is red food coloring and

53:03

a fake label slapped on a

53:05

bottle heaters and a package sandwich.

53:08

This is snacky tune is heaven right now

53:11

when he takes his clothes off to

53:13

take a bath. I said, God damn,

53:15

did this motherfucking get chewed? What's up

53:17

with his back? Oh Jesus. Great burn

53:20

marks. It's not good makeup. They don't look

53:23

like burn marks. They look like you

53:25

got chewed. And to me, nose burn marks. I do.

53:28

He's in the tub with the mirror and a razor.

53:30

I said, he's cutting off his dreads. Now you just

53:32

made him shorter. The big top. It was a Phil

53:34

noir guys, because he's looking at the razor blade. Like

53:36

he's gonna slash his wrists in the tub. Why do

53:39

girls do this after breakups? They always do bangs. You

53:41

always know a girl just got broken up with when

53:43

they have bangs. Cause they're a big top, but like,

53:45

why did they do the big top after a breakup?

53:47

Fresh start. Fresh start with a bad haircut. Same

53:51

note too says iced tea. Yeah. As

53:53

he sips his toilet, one toilet wine.

53:56

Yes. It's mad dog wine. I mean,

53:58

have some respect 1990 vintage knock on

54:00

the door. He says he's got the

54:02

room until 12. This little ass

54:05

bed. I thought you wanted the job. It's

54:08

Rutger notices the shorter hair. You cut your

54:10

hair. I like to stay in style banter.

54:12

How'd you get the burns playing with matches?

54:14

I banter. No shit.

54:16

Yeah. Smoke's a heater. Right? I got

54:19

him clothes, a hat and a goatee

54:21

for Rutger. It looks insane. And the

54:23

ponytail. He looks weird as fuck this

54:25

whole movie. What a crazy look, but

54:28

also ass off. Yes.

54:30

Okay. Absolutely. As a crazy rich guy.

54:32

Yes. How the fuck do you know

54:34

what fits? Trust me. I've been doing

54:36

this a long time. What? It's a

54:38

good point. It's a suspicious foreboding line

54:40

that maybe the unhoused gentleman should have

54:42

picked up on. If he wasn't hung

54:44

over from mad dog, one wants to

54:46

talk money. They're covering food and lodging

54:48

500 a week, 200 in advance.

54:50

Make him a raise. I said $200 upfront.

54:53

You're never seeing him again.

54:55

He's blowing that on heroin

54:58

and fentanyl immediately. He's

55:02

looking at opioid addict, man. You don't know that.

55:04

You think he's going to do with $200?

55:07

I know that. Okay. Who eats that much meat

55:09

in his constipated? That's all I'm saying. Exposition

55:14

on him spending time in third world countries.

55:16

Life was beyond cheap there. It's not walking

55:18

talks position. It's drive and jives position. Oh,

55:21

okay. Turkey. Call

55:23

him a cocksucker. I'm going to tell you something,

55:25

man. I'm glad I got this job. Everything's cool,

55:27

but I still don't understand what it is about

55:29

hunting animals to get you off. It's not

55:31

about killing. It's not

55:33

about death. It's

55:36

about life. Message. You

55:38

tell that to the animal. The animal

55:40

knows it too. This is going

55:42

to be quite a learning experience. Whatever,

55:46

man, whatever. As long as I'm getting paid,

55:48

I can give a fuck. Wonders where hell's

55:50

canyon is. As we see a river and

55:52

a mountain valley. Now we're flying a tiny

55:54

plane through mountains. They cross the Oregon border

55:56

travel montage is some remote shit, man. This

55:58

is way out in the water. fucking boondocks.

56:01

Yeah, but it's beautiful. Just the way we

56:03

like it. And great hunting too. They brought

56:05

a pig. This pig is off. Why would

56:07

you want to hunt a pig? We're not

56:09

going to hunt Frank. He's a special

56:11

guest. This montage is entirely too long. By

56:13

the way, just get there. A

56:15

lot of shots of scenery, a lot of

56:18

shots of this plane. Don't give a shit.

56:20

We see cabin below. Don't give a shit.

56:22

They paid for the flight. I mean, they

56:24

gotta take the shots of the mountains. They

56:26

land. If T brings some propane into the

56:28

cabin, have him bring beers out. They're getting

56:31

the pig off the plane. It's suspenseful music

56:33

instead of pensive now. So the mood is

56:35

shifted. Another plane flies by it lands. We

56:37

got some rich guys meet up with Dutton

56:39

and Rutgers. Oh shit. Gary Buse. I'd already

56:41

forgotten. He's in this movie. Shit eating grand

56:44

by Gary. So happy to see him once

56:46

enough. They're sure about this one. If he's

56:48

got courage, this is before, after the accident,

56:51

Gary Busey's accident. Didn't

56:53

that happen in like the late nineties? I

56:55

was wondering cause at first I was like,

56:57

Oh, this is before the accident. Then he

56:59

starts acting and he's acting bad weird. It's

57:01

after 1988. Oh shit. He

57:04

still had it together though. Enough. Good

57:06

for him. Or is this just what

57:08

they edited? Well, yeah, that's F Murray

57:10

Abraham Wolf senior, the most feared man

57:12

on wall street. You see his doc

57:14

Hawkins McGinley has a black cowboy head on

57:17

shades and a tan trench coat. And

57:19

he has his arms folded, mugging his ass

57:21

off. I said, it's not

57:23

F. Mary Abraham. It's F Murray

57:25

keel. And that's what I call him

57:27

for the rest of the movie. F.

57:30

Murray keel F Murray

57:32

keel McGinley Busey and F

57:34

Murray keel. I'll kill F

57:36

Murray junior. Well, we know who Zach would

57:39

F if you throw Derek in there.

57:41

So I mean, this dairy

57:43

is not quite my speed. Let's leave Derek

57:45

out of it for now. Go

57:51

ahead and put it in the spreadsheet. My

57:53

golden dumpster is F. Mary keel son is

57:55

named dairy with a Q.

57:57

I pause the movie. and

58:00

laughs so hard. I

58:03

was so delighted. Yeah, it was very distracting. It

58:05

took over the rest of the movie. Once I

58:07

found that every time he winds like

58:09

a little bit, I was like, not my Derek.

58:11

I would say between the other house gentlemen and

58:13

Derek, my thoughts about this movie had almost nothing

58:15

to do with this movie. He's been hunting since

58:18

he was 12. F Murray

58:20

always wears this kind of hat by

58:22

the way. Yes. Newsy hat. It's leftover

58:24

from the Al Capone. That's

58:27

why he wanted to play Al Capone. So

58:29

he could wear that hat over and over

58:31

again to get all the hats. You see

58:33

comments on the pig. We cut to Rutgers

58:35

serving the platter with the pigs head on

58:37

it. Oh Frank, oh Frank food with a

58:39

face, man. I can't

58:41

need a face. Oh, so good. Well, they

58:43

don't eat it. That's decorative. No, they about

58:46

to dig in in the second. Run your

58:48

toast to Busey who provides the inspiration for

58:50

these hunts of theirs. Each man in here

58:52

will experience the animal within themselves. John

58:55

C. McGidley ass off. It's a

58:58

hornily staring ass off. Look at

59:00

this photograph, man. This is a

59:02

predator. I could

59:04

watch him stare

59:06

at ICT all day. I was captivated

59:09

by him staring. You see, says, allow

59:22

yourself to feel your primal essence. Hey, chow me

59:24

and get down here. I hate when people

59:28

do a toast and they feel the need

59:30

that everybody's glasses must clink. Yeah. The post

59:33

just cheers. Yeah. No, no, we have to

59:35

clean glasses and they, they reach across. People

59:37

are spilling everywhere and shit. They're spilling. Yeah.

59:39

Mean doesn't want all this foreplay. He just

59:41

wants to drink that tracks. It's not a

59:44

convenient thing to be reaching over. It's not

59:46

an efficient use of time. Right. I could

59:48

be drinking at this time. T says the

59:50

doctor doesn't look like a doctor to him.

59:53

Psychiatrist. Does that surprise you? You're a shrink.

59:55

It looks like the type of person fucked

59:57

up rich people give their money to. Uh,

1:00:00

nineties. This is what we were talking about in

1:00:02

the scout. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Mays. We're trying to

1:00:05

convince you that like, that was actually a very

1:00:07

progressive movie when it comes to therapy for the

1:00:09

time. This is what the time looked like. Same

1:00:11

year. Work for the company. That's the CIA. Is

1:00:14

it? No, those two gentlemen's personal

1:00:16

shit completely. Points and record. Dutton says

1:00:18

doc thought hunting would be good therapy

1:00:20

when they retired. Let me get this

1:00:22

straight. You guys come up here, hunt

1:00:24

and kill animals. And that's there. It

1:00:26

works. Hey, it works for

1:00:28

me. It's got to be the stupidest shit I

1:00:30

ever heard in my life, but it's cool. What's

1:00:32

y'all think? Take your time. Enjoy

1:00:34

yourselves. I am life's

1:00:37

true pleasures are so

1:00:39

unpredictable. I say cherish

1:00:41

the moment for

1:00:43

what it is. Observe

1:00:46

your food, smell

1:00:48

it, put

1:00:52

your mind into it. And then

1:00:54

when you're finally ready, consume

1:00:57

it slowly. You

1:01:01

do it your way. I do mine. How

1:01:03

in the hell did you become

1:01:06

such a tough, fucking horrific chef? We

1:01:08

don't believe the average

1:01:11

processed food. We hand fit

1:01:13

carefully. Cole's the real

1:01:15

expert. There's a

1:01:17

poem, Yates wrote it.

1:01:19

Ms Cole, could you tell that this

1:01:22

meat would be this glorious while

1:01:24

the board was still breathing. I

1:01:27

was pretty sure about it. Well done. How

1:01:30

could you tell? Well, it takes

1:01:32

some experience, but you

1:01:35

learn what to look for. When

1:01:39

you consider the, uh, the

1:01:41

animal's age, um, what condition

1:01:43

it's in. It's

1:01:47

musculature. How it was raised.

1:01:49

You can pretty much tell. That

1:01:51

house gentleman likes the wine. F Murray

1:01:53

keels says it's 450 a bottle 450.

1:01:56

I should have been drinking this shit a long

1:01:58

time ago. That's the laziest

1:02:00

writing ever. $450. That's $950 in today's money, which is why

1:02:02

20 bucks for a

1:02:08

gun inflation. Isn't enough. I can live on

1:02:11

that for three months. He does a spit

1:02:13

take and they say, don't waste

1:02:15

it. That's a good

1:02:17

joke. And Panther nothing more. And so not to

1:02:19

get too drunk. Don't want to be slow tomorrow.

1:02:21

You see turns the pig head towards him. Says

1:02:23

he's missing the best part. Also

1:02:25

Lewis, but not for the pig noise. Oh

1:02:28

yeah. Great job. When you're eating the flesh

1:02:30

from the pig, looking into his beady little

1:02:32

eyes that way you'll be devouring his soul.

1:02:34

Doc, sometimes you even scare me good after

1:02:37

dinner. They're having cigarettes and cigars. They're

1:02:39

asking Derek to decipher where this animal

1:02:41

feather came from. We see six empty

1:02:43

bottles of wine. That's $5,700

1:02:46

in wine today. I see is bumming

1:02:48

a heater. Busy offers the whole pack.

1:02:50

I see argues. My note is unhoused

1:02:52

gentleman, bumming cigarette off a snacky tuna.

1:02:54

Ice tea. Tells McGinley. If you have

1:02:56

something to say, just say it. So

1:02:58

you keep staring at me. Where are

1:03:00

you from? All over. How old 32?

1:03:02

You want to know my pants size?

1:03:04

Why don't you ask him? Oh, got

1:03:07

him. Tough guy. Talk. Don't like

1:03:09

people getting into my personal shit.

1:03:11

Plus this dude's been looking at

1:03:13

me all day. Yeah. Mr. Mason,

1:03:15

have you ever killed anything? Yes.

1:03:17

What my wife and kids, Cobra

1:03:19

formula. John C McGinley. Flips stuff,

1:03:21

loses his fucking shit. There's nothing

1:03:23

in this movie that will take

1:03:25

ass off away

1:03:33

from him at this point. No, there's nothing.

1:03:35

He's so good. This is a masterclass. He

1:03:38

is ass off. No, he's absolutely ass off.

1:03:40

And then they just shove them outside. This

1:03:42

him out the door. Yeah. Cool off. Whatever.

1:03:44

You're fucking mine tomorrow. You sack of shit.

1:03:47

Way to give it away. CT five worst liars.

1:03:49

He's not lying at all. No, he's not lying,

1:03:51

but he fucked up the original lie, which is,

1:03:53

Oh, you're just our guide or whatever. It's okay.

1:03:55

They got them drunk on very expensive wine so

1:03:58

he can possibly have the awareness. He

1:04:01

lost his daughter a couple months

1:04:04

ago. Now you didn't

1:04:06

kill your family. Did

1:04:09

you? How did that

1:04:12

make you feel? I

1:04:15

came in my fucking pants. Oh,

1:04:18

what a sarcastic, sardonic sense of

1:04:20

humor. This had has gentlemen. I

1:04:22

came in my fucking pants. No

1:04:24

more about you than you think probably do,

1:04:26

but I don't know shit about you. Ask

1:04:28

him anything. He wants to know how you

1:04:30

got that fucked up scar under his eye.

1:04:32

You want to know how I got these

1:04:34

scars? Clip this shit because this is off

1:04:37

in terms of monologues. There's not much better

1:04:39

than this. I refer to that as my

1:04:41

birthmark on my eighth

1:04:43

birthday. My father brought me a bulldog,

1:04:45

a fat little bulldog. I

1:04:47

named him Prince Henry stout. He

1:04:49

was strong. He would chase my

1:04:52

pet turkey. He would chase squirrels up the tree. I

1:04:55

trained him. I raised him. I fed

1:04:57

him. I groomed him. I took care of him. I

1:04:59

love that dog. I love that dog. More

1:05:01

than anything in the world, I love that dog. My

1:05:04

father gave me a handful of cherry bombs and M-80s and

1:05:07

said, you're going to train this dog to be a protector.

1:05:10

So every Saturday afternoon I got behind a little

1:05:12

dummy my dad built and I toss these cherry

1:05:14

bombs and M-80s at the dog. Boom, boom. That

1:05:16

dog was scared at first, but after a while

1:05:19

he got angry and he would come at the

1:05:21

dummy. You get the

1:05:23

dummy, rip it apart. Head was off. Shirt

1:05:25

was gone. So

1:05:28

13 years old, birthday time,

1:05:31

got me a 12-gate shotgun. We're

1:05:33

going hunting. I was

1:05:35

so excited. We went

1:05:37

out in the clearing in the woods. My dad laid his gun

1:05:39

down, took my gun and laid it down and said, son, today

1:05:41

you're going to learn to control your emotions. You're

1:05:45

going to do things that some men are unable and unwilling

1:05:47

to do. Follow

1:05:49

me. I followed my dad.

1:05:51

We went around his clump of trees. There's a

1:05:54

little crowd built. There's Prince Henry's staff chained to

1:05:56

the middle of the crowd. My

1:05:59

dad took out a pocketful. of cherry bombs and put them

1:06:01

in my hand and said get in the crowd here's lighter

1:06:03

I want you to light those cherry bombs and throw them

1:06:05

at the prince you're

1:06:07

gonna face manhood you're gonna fight that dog

1:06:09

to the death he's

1:06:12

gonna kill you or you're gonna kill him now

1:06:25

he was on me he was on me

1:06:27

like flies on shit had

1:06:30

no chance I got

1:06:32

my arm up between his teeth and my neck

1:06:34

whomp went down in the mud rolled over rolled

1:06:36

over that dog is fighting and fighting and scratching

1:06:39

and kicking and I'm screaming and crying I'm grabbing

1:06:41

him around the head I stand up fall

1:06:44

with my weight on it here's

1:06:48

neck break he's

1:06:52

dead you're not

1:06:54

breathing he's

1:06:56

not yelping he's not biting I'm

1:06:59

covered with blood I

1:07:02

stand up I wipe the blood off I

1:07:07

lick it my dad

1:07:09

says welcome to manhood that's

1:07:15

why this is a birthmark do

1:07:23

your patience know about this

1:07:25

story no but

1:07:29

you do I quickly said oh I

1:07:32

was wrong I was too soon see

1:07:34

I told you Gary Busey done pulled

1:07:36

up in the race telling that story

1:07:39

I did not feel like this is acting he was

1:07:41

one with his character at this point you think this

1:07:43

is method you think he went out there and actually

1:07:45

did this yeah well here's some

1:07:47

trivia according to Rucker Howard Gary

1:07:50

Busey wrote his entire dinner monologue

1:07:52

about the origin of this scar

1:07:54

himself the script had several

1:07:56

scenes of Howard's character burns establishing

1:07:58

his natural leadership by I

1:10:00

need you to clip Antonio Brown put this shit on Really?

1:10:04

Yeah, I really want you to do it So

1:10:14

you're morally bankrupt and he's actually bankrupt that's what you

1:10:16

want to put it in there for You

1:10:18

literally just said he should be thankful for that

1:10:20

twin bet like I don't know You

1:10:23

literally just said that like two minutes ago. He

1:10:25

will be it's a bet That's

1:10:28

better He should he

1:10:30

is You bet

1:10:32

that right. I'm a hookah thankful Once

1:10:34

upon a time there's six little hunters rise and shine

1:10:36

me. So what the fuck? We

1:10:43

like to play a game yes It's

1:10:46

very simple You

1:10:49

see the hunt begins now with

1:10:52

a hundred and you've

1:10:54

hunted You leave

1:10:56

here now with a head start of As

1:10:59

long as it takes us to eat a nice

1:11:02

leisurely breakfast if

1:11:04

you make it to civilization You

1:11:07

live if you don't Maybe

1:11:10

God will have mercy Their

1:11:13

exposition a plot lift off. Yes, that's how

1:11:15

you know that we're on the runways everybody

1:11:17

hold on your butts It's also you know,

1:11:19

just shitty writing because they thought it wasn't

1:11:21

obvious like he wouldn't get it He

1:11:24

tries to attack dutton dutton hits him Pushes

1:11:26

him out of the room. The rest of guys

1:11:29

are clapping for him such a dickish clap the

1:11:31

kidney punch from dutton is also Great.

1:11:34

Oh my god. It's ass off. McGinley. I

1:11:36

want you so bad. I can taste it

1:11:38

and then he spits in his face It's

1:11:42

good, huh? See him. No, too. No. No

1:11:44

only Derek is not excited by this I

1:11:47

thought he likes it. That's not what gets him off. Trust

1:11:50

me. They're all arguing over who's gonna kill

1:11:52

him first Dutton is really proud of his

1:11:54

choice. This will make for a good hunt.

1:11:56

Wait, it's like a dad We're

1:11:58

not really gonna hunt him Keep your

1:12:00

voice down, son. No, no, no, no, no, no.

1:12:02

He's a human being. He's

1:12:05

a homeless piece of shit. He's nothing. He's less

1:12:07

than nothing. Fuck that. I won't take

1:12:09

any part in this. Oh,

1:12:11

he's an unhoused piece of shit. He's

1:12:14

nothing. He's less than nothing. Golden thumbster

1:12:16

message. You're too much like your mother,

1:12:18

you little bits. That's insane. F Murray

1:12:21

killed, spent $50,000 for him to learn

1:12:23

a lesson. I'll

1:12:25

be damned if you're not going to learn it. Need

1:12:27

to clip this for posterity. Don't disappoint me, Derek. That's

1:12:30

going to be used in the

1:12:32

future. That's going to be in the intro. And

1:12:34

this scene is so much

1:12:36

like Christopher Walken trying to get Todd to

1:12:39

play football in wedding crashers. Yes,

1:12:41

absolutely. Wouldn't it kill you to play

1:12:43

some competitive sports? Oh, would that make

1:12:45

you love me? I can sit in

1:12:48

my room pinning all my things. Derek's

1:12:50

reaction. He's in the ass on sweepstakes,

1:12:52

officially. Yes, he is. Oh my God.

1:12:54

He's booking it through this forest, by

1:12:56

the way. Exact same note and see

1:12:58

his booking it through this forest. Fuck

1:13:00

your teeth. I was actually pretty impressed.

1:13:03

You, sir, are not ambling.

1:13:05

You are fucking right. Not as good

1:13:07

as Hurricane Smith running away from the

1:13:09

beach house. But that's an athlete. Yeah.

1:13:11

That's a little different. That

1:13:13

misses the sports page. The only thing I miss

1:13:15

is the sports page is 20 CVS. Yes.

1:13:18

Rucker doesn't read newspapers anymore. Like the mirror

1:13:20

of the world's ugliness. Wait till this guy

1:13:22

gets a load of the internet. You thought

1:13:24

newspapers were there. Busey

1:13:26

is anxious to get going. Rucker

1:13:28

says to think of it as

1:13:30

foreplay. Busey starts challenging them. Rucker

1:13:32

says Prince Henry Stout. Remember the

1:13:34

rules. Would you hunt a

1:13:37

person for sport if your pops told you

1:13:39

to do it? I'd do it. Whether

1:13:41

he told me to or not. It's the ultimate game.

1:13:44

No, specifically your father tells you to do it. What

1:13:46

is he in his early twenties? Derek? I don't know

1:13:48

how old is Derek. How old is he in 1994?

1:13:51

Yeah, probably. I trust my dad. Mays. There's

1:13:53

only two ways, right? Either you're a sicker

1:13:56

fan who does whatever your dad tells you

1:13:58

to do or you're. we

1:14:00

can disappointing your dad like Derek.

1:14:03

So if I was raised by a

1:14:06

sicko, like F Murray Abraham, you just

1:14:08

pointed me. Oh,

1:14:11

I didn't see the other one. You

1:14:14

trying to jerk two dicks off at the same time.

1:14:18

Put that in the intro. I feel like if

1:14:20

I was raised in a rich ass family, I

1:14:22

would be more of a douchebag. That's my guess.

1:14:24

Yeah, I agree. I think you would. I would

1:14:27

take my dad seriously. Come on. Even

1:14:29

after they shoot the guy, like, come on, man. Come

1:14:31

on. Let's just see what movies on spike TV. Come

1:14:34

on. I

1:14:36

just asked my brother what he's doing and he's

1:14:39

feel something special about this. It's going to be

1:14:41

so much more special when you finally nail him.

1:14:43

Yeah. A lot of that. I try

1:14:46

to get Derek to eat. Derek's

1:14:48

not hungry. T is still booking

1:14:50

it, man. They swap plates. F

1:14:53

Murray says it won't be a problem. He's trying

1:14:55

to talk his son into this. How would you

1:14:57

evade people trying to hunt you in the woods?

1:14:59

I feel like at some point instead of running

1:15:01

straight, you just veer off to the side. You

1:15:03

have to. And assume that they're just going to

1:15:05

keep going straight. Meanwhile, you can double that. Yes.

1:15:07

He does a pretty good job later in the

1:15:09

movie, but it's not fair at all. They have

1:15:11

fucking vehicles as we're about to see. And apparently

1:15:13

he leaves very on house tracks. I think it's

1:15:15

pretty weird that they give him a head start,

1:15:17

but then they're also saying, you know what? We're

1:15:19

gonna write ATVs through the woods at top speed.

1:15:22

What they want this to be over within an

1:15:24

hour. No, cause they want to fuck

1:15:26

with him. They want to torture him because

1:15:28

obviously they don't kill him when they could. He

1:15:31

bets the group a thousand dollars. His son will draw

1:15:33

first blood. Three people take his bet. He

1:15:36

just lost three K right there. Yeah. Well, he's

1:15:38

a wall street guy. You know, he'll make it

1:15:40

back. He'll get bailed out. Rucker's holding up an

1:15:42

encased butterfly in front of a smiling Dutton. T

1:15:45

starts hawking up along when he stops, wishing

1:15:47

never started smoking. They ride the ATVs and

1:15:49

the dirt bikes out in the forest. Let's

1:15:51

get the Turkey. These guys always start out

1:15:53

the same way. He hears them ride and

1:15:55

starts running again. Don't you see his tracks?

1:15:57

Stevie Wonder could follow his tracks reference. I

1:15:59

love sent

1:18:02

stings the nostrils in

1:18:04

a good way. Yeah. Brian, I'm

1:18:06

going to be honest with you. That smells like

1:18:09

pure gasoline. He comes running out the door. He

1:18:11

tackles T he's got a big ass knife to

1:18:13

his throat. I'm going bare hands. Toss the knife.

1:18:15

He starts wailing on him. I'm sending you back

1:18:17

to your wife and kids. You fucking piece of

1:18:19

dog shit. It's great

1:18:22

TGT man. Oh

1:18:24

shit. Unhinged BUC. Oh

1:18:27

my God. The unhoused gentleman flips him

1:18:29

onto his back elbows in their wrestling.

1:18:31

F Murray keel is yelling to get him

1:18:33

out of the cabin. Hail and Derek uses

1:18:35

his little headset. Dad, do you read me?

1:18:40

I'm talking

1:18:43

about the upper hand.

1:18:45

The sun runs in

1:18:48

the cabin. It was

1:18:51

upstairs. Fucking

1:18:57

with T in this fight. The sun and

1:18:59

F Murray get out of the flaming cabin.

1:19:02

You see pushes T up against a hot

1:19:04

door. It burns them a little. I like

1:19:06

my meat rare. So guy talk. Same note

1:19:08

to on how the gentleman clocks him. Uppercut

1:19:10

dick punch, throws him through the window. Try

1:19:12

well done. Bitch. Golden dumpster. TGT banter. Also

1:19:14

call back to how do you like your

1:19:17

ribs? The jars explode. So does the cabin.

1:19:19

Bucs. He's gone. Yeah. No. Yeah, man. This

1:19:21

was a mistake. I kept waiting for him

1:19:23

to reemerge. This is a little bit of

1:19:25

girdy all over again for me. Oh really?

1:19:27

You thought he wasn't dead. I didn't really

1:19:30

know that he was dead. I was like,

1:19:32

no, that can't be it for him. He's

1:19:34

got to come back at some point. They

1:19:36

got my guy first guy to go because

1:19:38

of all the soot or so I believed

1:19:40

from the smoke and the fire. I

1:19:43

see. He looks like he's in a minstrel

1:19:45

show. Specifically. He looks like Savion Glover in

1:19:47

bamboozle with the blackface on. He sure does.

1:19:49

Now I thought this was because of the

1:19:51

soot from the fire. The rest of this

1:19:53

movie does its damnedest to prove to me.

1:19:56

No, that's just how he looks

1:19:58

now. scene,

1:20:00

including spoiler alerts. Now months later when

1:20:02

they're back in the city, he's still

1:20:04

got the show on his face. Please

1:20:07

clip in from Tropic Thunder. I had

1:20:09

the same thought as a means minstrel

1:20:11

show save young lover. I could not,

1:20:14

I'm not writing

1:20:20

that down. That's not safe. Dutton found

1:20:22

Busey's knife. No sign of doc. He's

1:20:24

history. The cabin is now almost

1:20:27

fully burnt down and I see as even

1:20:29

the playing field. Now they're all

1:20:31

on house gentlemen. Ha ha. So

1:20:34

I can't believe they're still hunting them. Thinks he saw

1:20:36

where T went. The reek is having

1:20:38

a panic attack. Like Zach asked him to

1:20:40

do something he hasn't done before. Oh, he's

1:20:42

done it all. Now you just saved your

1:20:44

dad's life. Be proud of yourself. Which way

1:20:47

did he go? It killed Hawkins. He nearly

1:20:50

killed me. Let's guilt trip. This guy, he

1:20:52

looks like young Frank Dukes. He does with

1:20:54

his Rucker is now

1:20:56

grabbing Darique's face with both hands. Zach,

1:20:58

you jealous? Tell me someone had this

1:21:00

photograph of the thumbs fully

1:21:02

in the eyes. He

1:21:06

figures out which way they go based

1:21:09

on the look they write off. See,

1:21:11

here's a growl in the forest. It's

1:21:13

a wolf. He's trying to bargain with

1:21:16

it and it works. What? It's terrible

1:21:18

ass writing. Sean Astin. The world's like

1:21:20

you make a compelling argument. They

1:21:24

finally catch up to him as he's

1:21:26

looking at some rushing water way below.

1:21:28

They fire Adam. He does the absolute

1:21:30

worst jump and fall I've ever seen.

1:21:32

Yeah, it's not great. Zach, when you

1:21:35

just said, and it works, it sounded

1:21:37

like Remi Nissen saying, and you did.

1:21:39

And you did. Yeah. The wild wire

1:21:41

work is he falls. It's not quite

1:21:43

upside down guns, the Kimbo, but another

1:21:45

ice T wire work movie, but we'll

1:21:47

have the worst one later. Did you

1:21:49

notice he jumps, they start shooting. He

1:21:52

actually jumps over the bullets. The

1:21:54

bullets hit under where his feet were as he

1:21:56

brings his knees up, jumps into the water. We

1:21:59

see that again. You

1:28:00

said she fucking can't say shit about

1:28:03

me. A little did I know we

1:28:05

would have dueling of reverse poppy talk?

1:28:07

Dueling. Fuck me. Show me yours,

1:28:09

I'll show you mine. I was a mechanic, right?

1:28:13

I used to work like a fucking dog, night

1:28:15

and day. I

1:28:18

had a wife and I had a newborn kid.

1:28:23

We lived in a fucked up part of

1:28:25

town. That's where poor people lived. I

1:28:28

was like the manager of this building. That's the only

1:28:30

way I could stay there for free.

1:28:33

Had to work around the place, you know what I'm saying? The

1:28:37

place should have been fucking condemned.

1:28:43

I used to go to the city all the time and

1:28:45

told them they had to get shit together. The place wasn't

1:28:48

safe. They

1:28:51

didn't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck

1:28:53

about people living to get home. I

1:28:57

told my girl I was going to get around to it, you

1:28:59

know? The

1:29:02

place was a fire trap. So

1:29:07

one day I come home late and I see

1:29:09

this commotion out in the street. And

1:29:14

I'm looking and I notice this

1:29:17

ain't where I live, but at the same

1:29:19

time it was my building. But I'm

1:29:21

saying it's not my building. But

1:29:24

it was. I ran inside

1:29:26

by the time I got in there. My

1:29:28

wife and kids was dead. I

1:29:37

could have, I

1:29:40

kept putting all the things in that place, man. I

1:29:45

just kept putting it off. He's

1:29:47

literally reading the lines of a piece of

1:29:49

paper. Yes. The camera's here

1:29:51

and he's just looking down and reading the lines

1:29:53

poorly, I might add. Yes. What

1:29:56

a terrible backstory. It now makes perfect sense

1:29:58

that Gary Busey is a is

1:32:02

screaming like a little bitch.

1:32:04

Do something.

1:32:06

Then Rucker punches Derek in the gut. He likes

1:32:09

to be lightly hit, but that's a, pulls a

1:32:11

gun on the dad. They had an agreement. Like

1:32:13

a family. Nobody ever gets away. That's what families

1:32:15

are like. They tell him to stop whining. Dad

1:32:18

tries to tell him Griffin and Busey were real

1:32:20

people who counted in the real world. It's more

1:32:22

than just Mason now. Then T chimes in on

1:32:24

the comms. I'm as real as they were. Asshole.

1:32:27

You're nothing. Mason. Such a beautiful day out here.

1:32:29

Mason beautiful day for hunting down to three of

1:32:32

you and a boy food. Plus I got my

1:32:34

own gun. I'd say my odds are getting better

1:32:36

and better. God don't mean anything out here. I

1:32:38

thought at one point this movie was simply made

1:32:40

so that Rutger Hauer could keep eating apples. He

1:32:43

is eating apples constantly. Apple time, apple

1:32:45

time and rock with the cigar. So

1:32:47

he could smoke a cigar. Yeah. Pretty

1:32:49

nice a lot of giving them multiple

1:32:51

people have died now. Yes. That doesn't

1:32:53

care. What matters is if you win

1:32:55

or loot and then ice team fires

1:32:58

a shotgun horrifically. Yeah. It's the biggest

1:33:00

fucking gun. He likes that gun reflected

1:33:03

light on the ridge. They duck. That

1:33:05

wasn't even close ever shot a big

1:33:07

bore before. Yo Cole, your mama's up

1:33:09

here. Okay. What I'm

1:33:11

tired. Listen to this super charging motherfucker.

1:33:13

Let's kick some ass. Take some ice.

1:33:15

Captivating music is the caption as the

1:33:17

unhoused gentleman scampers off panning shot of

1:33:20

the mountains. They see a boot print

1:33:22

leading to the river. He thinks

1:33:24

we won't follow him in the water. Let's

1:33:26

get wet. They

1:33:30

start trudging through calling out for Mason. He's

1:33:32

hiding in the hollowed out log. They pass

1:33:34

them. He starts moving out of the log

1:33:36

and says something's not right about this. I

1:33:38

don't like this. He goes to the ATVs.

1:33:40

They're doubling back to get him. They get

1:33:42

back. They see him. He's literally riding an

1:33:44

ATV eight feet from them as they're carrying

1:33:46

guns. What the fuck? Why wouldn't you shoot

1:33:49

him? It's not the Pope mobile Rucker taking

1:33:51

his sweet ass time. He's right there. This

1:33:53

is the part where I get very confused.

1:33:55

I got pissed off. He's got him in

1:33:57

his sights right in the back. And he

1:33:59

says, Nope. I'm going to shoot the

1:34:01

tires. That shoots the tire. The

1:34:03

sound I see makes and the way he

1:34:05

flies off the ATV. It is exactly like

1:34:08

jazz getting kicked out of uncle Phil's house.

1:34:15

Now he's down. They're like, okay, get ready

1:34:17

to shoot him. The other ATV gets hit

1:34:19

by a rocket launcher. No, he rigged it

1:34:21

to explode. How he took a wire and

1:34:24

put it in the gas tank. So when

1:34:26

he started it, the power line, the electricity

1:34:29

shocked the gas tank and

1:34:31

exploded. I start fucking howling

1:34:33

at a

1:34:36

legless. That's off. He

1:34:39

ate the last pig. That's off.

1:34:41

Lock it in. Oh, he's completely

1:34:43

us up. He ate the last

1:34:45

pig. But the image is so

1:34:47

fucking fun. It's Tropic Thunder with

1:34:49

the hands. Yes, I can feel

1:34:51

my legs. They

1:34:54

know that. But a thing. Oh,

1:34:58

rocking back. He ate the last

1:35:00

big. He ate the last big

1:35:03

gibberish as his two stumps are

1:35:05

just squirting. We

1:35:07

got to bring more pigs. He's got

1:35:09

to put him to bed. He's making finger

1:35:11

guns. Dutton agrees. He chokes. Dutton to death.

1:35:13

He chokes him out with his fingers. Shoot

1:35:16

him. You're choking at seven fingers as we

1:35:18

get a real nice shot of those Oakleys.

1:35:21

Oh, you still got them. I

1:35:23

know you see those M frames

1:35:25

motherfuckers. Is this some kind of

1:35:27

Hunter CIA way of putting down

1:35:29

wounded people? What is this? I

1:35:31

don't know. Remember he put the

1:35:33

mint in his mouth. Yeah. Is

1:35:36

he happily accepted? That's like, I'm going to choke you to

1:35:38

death, but we're going to have fun doing this. Gently. Yeah.

1:35:42

Derek is looking around. I will say this. Ruttger

1:35:44

goes catatonic and detached in a

1:35:47

very ass off way. Yeah. This

1:35:49

is some good acted here. Well, he lost

1:35:52

his boyfriend, his lover. Meanwhile, this ass on

1:35:54

bingo has a skin knee and he's like,

1:35:57

oh, my knee. They've

1:36:00

made a horrible error here. They've killed the

1:36:02

three best actors. Yes. They've also killed the

1:36:04

three best hunters Yeah, f Murray keel and

1:36:06

his fucking bitch ass son. They should have

1:36:09

died first. Well, mays. They should have died

1:36:11

in the fire Let's not get ahead of

1:36:13

ourselves. He says I swear to God. I'll

1:36:15

never forget this to his dad. I'm not

1:36:17

like you So the fuck what what are

1:36:19

you talking about? Okay, I thought he's gonna

1:36:21

be like yo, we get out

1:36:24

of this I'm gonna kill you I was

1:36:26

like, oh shit, you gonna kill his pops.

1:36:28

Okay, we get out of this. I'm not

1:36:30

forgetting Shut up, bitch. Remember don't Kill

1:36:33

people for sport. Yeah, what are you talking about? We're

1:36:36

talking to then house gentleman is running

1:36:38

up the mountainside He leans over another

1:36:40

massive cliff and starts emptying the clip

1:36:42

on a tree What a waste of

1:36:45

ammo Derek wonders what he's shooting at

1:36:47

Rucker says I don't care you have

1:36:49

a chance to kill all these guys

1:36:51

He's not good at drops basically. No,

1:36:53

but the last shot the last Partridge

1:36:56

of ammo spells the tree perfectly

1:36:58

turning it into a bridge cutting

1:37:00

down a tree with the gun

1:37:03

Golden dumpster after he was flawlessly booking

1:37:05

it through the forest almost everything He

1:37:07

does physically from then on is Sean

1:37:09

ass and dig in a pool. Yeah,

1:37:11

he's invincible Yeah, it started with oh

1:37:13

this guy smokes cigarettes. Maybe he'll have

1:37:16

trouble with the endurance and now it's

1:37:18

like no he's actually superhuman Yeah, he's

1:37:20

a universal soldier. They're gonna cross the

1:37:22

tree if we try to stop Derek

1:37:26

Fuck you dad You

1:37:29

dad My

1:37:31

note was please die. Please die.

1:37:33

Please die. Please die. Please die.

1:37:36

Dad's encouraging them T starts throwing

1:37:38

rocks at them What he never

1:37:40

crossed Not

1:37:44

even one minute after cursing out

1:37:46

his dad he's like He

1:37:48

had the drop on them. Yes, he

1:37:50

had maximum advantage Yes, he fucked it

1:37:53

up. He fucks it up. How do

1:37:55

you fuck it up because he starts

1:37:57

throwing rocks Derek slips He's about to

1:37:59

fall after You're expositioning every single

1:38:01

second Teddy rec style. My

1:38:04

finger is coming off. I'm losing

1:38:06

my best. We get it. Dude,

1:38:08

you have got to clip F

1:38:10

Murray's yell. Go

1:38:22

to the dumpster. Off

1:38:26

off off.

1:38:31

It's unreal acting. That's a

1:38:34

thespian right there. Rucker says we're

1:38:36

all trying to get the son

1:38:38

of the bitch who did this.

1:38:41

Yeah. Come on. Whoever did this just get

1:38:43

fast. We promise we won't be mad. F

1:38:45

Murray kill. I've got the son of a

1:38:48

bitch. He's mine. He's mine. All of a

1:38:50

sudden they're three feet behind him. Teleported. That's

1:38:52

all it is. No, it's because he's out

1:38:54

of shape Zach and he's terrible at having

1:38:57

an advantage. That's why he's homeless by the

1:38:59

way. That's why he's in house. He

1:39:01

had advantages in life. He just fucked them

1:39:03

all up. Jesus Christ. He starts to run

1:39:05

and they shoot. He slides down some rocks.

1:39:08

He falls off the cliff, lands on a

1:39:10

single tree that is horizontal. Yep. John Astin

1:39:12

still. They're firing wildly at him. Can't hit

1:39:14

him for people who hunt all the time.

1:39:17

These guys are terrible shots. They start going

1:39:19

down to get him. He stabilized himself on

1:39:21

the rock. He climbs to safety, collapses

1:39:24

on the ground. They can't find him, but they're

1:39:26

screaming for him. Show yourself you son of a

1:39:28

bitch. Rucker tells him not to lose his head.

1:39:30

He pulls a gun on Rucker. I say

1:39:33

he's making a push, man. Rucker

1:39:35

calmly mocks F Murray kill.

1:39:37

What are you going to do? Shoot me?

1:39:39

That reminded me of the meme of the

1:39:42

newscaster. What are you going to do? Stab

1:39:44

me quote from man stabbed Rucker

1:39:46

shows him his gun too. Let me tell you what

1:39:48

we're going to do. We're going to wait till it's

1:39:50

dark. He wants us bad. We'll let him come to

1:39:52

us. It's going to be dark soon and I'm going

1:39:54

to get richer. All of his plans involve waiting. If

1:39:56

it's nighttime, we're going to wait till daytime. If it's

1:39:58

daytime, we're going to wait time.

1:40:00

Sound is the key.

1:40:03

Be still be

1:40:05

patient. You

1:40:08

fucking hunter. F Murray keel is

1:40:10

now licking his lips. After I

1:40:12

kill Mason, we'll settle up. Rucker.

1:40:15

That'll be nice. Cut to nighttime.

1:40:17

F Murray's getting scared by birds.

1:40:19

Yep. Starts coming

1:40:21

out from Mason as Rucker puts

1:40:23

on face paint. He

1:40:25

says, look, I got no gun that

1:40:28

immediately fires into the forest and empties the

1:40:30

clip. CT five horse liars. I don't need

1:40:32

this fucking gun. Come show yourself. All of

1:40:34

a sudden Mason is there and punches him

1:40:36

in the face. Now they're fist fighting. Yo

1:40:39

F Murray can fight. You jumped out of

1:40:41

the darkness. He doesn't see you.

1:40:43

You sucker punch the shit out of him

1:40:45

within a second. He's on you. All of

1:40:47

a sudden you are the wrong end of

1:40:49

a grounded pound. How is

1:40:52

this possible? It was the reek. And

1:40:54

by the way, it's old ass F

1:40:56

Murray keel. Who's doing the same. Not

1:40:58

even someone in shape. Rucker is cuckoo

1:41:00

leering. So fucking hard. It jacketed. Have

1:41:03

we ever had camouflage cooking before? Cause

1:41:05

this is it. Cuckaflauge. This is a

1:41:07

level up. He had a clear shot

1:41:09

on both of them. Just kill F

1:41:11

Murray and the unhoused gentleman. Kill them

1:41:13

both. Who cares? Yeah. I have a

1:41:15

gun in my room. We can do

1:41:17

it together. No, Scott, I have an

1:41:19

even better idea. I'm

1:41:21

going to place them in an easily

1:41:23

escapeable situation involving an overly elaborate and

1:41:26

exotic death. They're choking each other. F

1:41:28

calls him nothing. Maggot. You're a worm.

1:41:30

You're nothing. Die. Die. Fuck that. Fuck

1:41:32

that. Did he just break his neck?

1:41:35

Snaps his neck. Yes. Then he yells

1:41:38

burns like it's an episode

1:41:40

of the Simpsons. Space Clippin.

1:41:42

Smither's saying no, they're saying

1:41:44

boo. Earns. Boo. Earns.

1:41:46

Are you saying boo

1:41:48

boo earns? He

1:41:51

gets on an ATV again. Where did this

1:41:53

ATV come from? Cause there were two. One

1:41:55

blew up. The other one had a flat.

1:41:57

Well, he changed the tire cause the other

1:41:59

ones were dirt bikes. four. So it was

1:42:01

Dutton F Murray, the kid and Rucker Rucker

1:42:03

has the bike. Oh, okay. Dutton's blew up.

1:42:05

One of them got the flat. There's still

1:42:07

one left. They ride until daylight. All of

1:42:09

a sudden it's morning, bright ass morning. I

1:42:11

got so excited because I thought he was

1:42:13

about to take him through this plane. Right.

1:42:15

I thought he was going to run this

1:42:17

ATV, jump off it and let it ride

1:42:19

into the plane. He doesn't, it was a

1:42:21

setup for record to shoot up the plane

1:42:23

when he gets next to it. Now it's

1:42:25

exploding. He didn't need to the tree line

1:42:27

and says, burn baby. He fires up the

1:42:29

other plane. This was always his reality. He's

1:42:32

going to die in the wilderness.

1:42:34

It's fucking leave and he's dead.

1:42:36

You win. Yeah. When Rucker blows

1:42:39

the shit up, his pupils are

1:42:41

red, red pupils, not as Iris.

1:42:43

Yes. It was like a red

1:42:45

eye lens flare type situation. Oh,

1:42:47

it was from the lighting. And

1:42:49

then he says, forgive me father.

1:42:52

And I said, dumb ass writing

1:42:54

religion, bad fucking horseman at the

1:42:56

last second. Catholic month dramatic music.

1:42:58

Somehow this motherfucker is still alive.

1:43:00

He's unkillable. He can't die. The

1:43:02

fuck Seattle three days later. Thank

1:43:05

you. Gentlemen from the beginning

1:43:07

of the movie, you guys are on

1:43:09

killable. This shot of Seattle

1:43:11

is Philadelphia. More on that in

1:43:13

the trivia. Rucker is putting on

1:43:15

makeup, brushing his beard, putting mascara

1:43:18

in his eyebrows, putting on a

1:43:20

disguise. This is day job. The

1:43:22

civil war reenactment. His phone

1:43:24

rings. It's an answering machine of

1:43:26

exposition about f Murray kill. Wondering

1:43:28

about her family. Mrs. F

1:43:30

Murray keel, Melinda Wolf. He's got military uniforms

1:43:32

and passports everywhere. His car won't start. He

1:43:35

gets out. I have no clue how this

1:43:37

bingo is dressed wearing a CT five hat.

1:43:39

Is he a Russian priest now? What's happening?

1:43:42

Same note too. So this is a Catholic

1:43:44

Beretta hat that he's wearing. Okay. So he's

1:43:46

trying to be a priest. Was he always

1:43:48

a priest? No, this is a costume. This

1:43:51

is an alias. It's a costume. Right? This

1:43:53

old woman scares him like a little bitch.

1:43:55

She has for change. She says she's homeless

1:43:57

and how's lady get lost. Stupid asshole. We

1:44:00

see T shadow on the wall. Rucker sees

1:44:02

a dirt bike behind a dumpster takes

1:44:05

cover, opens the briefcase, the same briefcase that

1:44:07

I use for trivia. He pulls out the

1:44:09

gun and I said, Oh shit.

1:44:11

The hunt is still on like

1:44:13

the movie tag where it doesn't stop.

1:44:16

Hey father burns. He shoots the shadows,

1:44:18

ricocheting bullets, this

1:44:20

ass on laughter. He's trying to

1:44:23

run away and once again,

1:44:25

ice T gets the drop

1:44:27

on him, swings down from a stairwell,

1:44:29

kicks him in the face. He still

1:44:31

has black face, hasn't changed it. Outfit

1:44:33

still got a rip shirt has the

1:44:36

drop and again, he fucks up instantly.

1:44:38

Does Rucker have him in a bear

1:44:40

hug? What's happening here? How does that

1:44:42

feel? Starts giving them body shots like

1:44:44

the bear in Hercules. No mercy my

1:44:46

son. And now he's really in character

1:44:49

as this priest. It's good. It's good.

1:44:51

Chokes with the prayer beads, starts saying

1:44:53

a prayer record, then gets electrocuted. What

1:44:55

the fuck? Hi Brent. Rosary beads.

1:44:57

He grabs the gun. How

1:44:59

does this feel? Burns. All your punk

1:45:01

ass friends are dead. This is the

1:45:03

moment I've been waiting for. Okay. Finish

1:45:05

the game, please. Like

1:45:10

green. And how the cinnamon walks away, takes the M

1:45:12

out of the gun, drops the gun. Rucker

1:45:14

gets up, comes after and picks up

1:45:17

the gun and one bullet. Hey Mason,

1:45:19

say goodbye. Ice T says

1:45:21

burns. There's something you should always do

1:45:23

when you find a gun. Slow zoom

1:45:25

in. It's clogged with a cigarette from

1:45:27

the beginning of the movie. And Rucker

1:45:29

explodes into a cloud of smoke. Like

1:45:31

Joe Bluth is trying to enter a

1:45:34

room. Like he's doused in gasoline. What

1:45:36

the fuck? I promise none

1:45:38

of this is physics. Always check the barrel.

1:45:40

Like what Hank taught him. Yes, you

1:45:42

could hurt yourself. You're not going to

1:45:45

blow up like a fucking cartoon. Hey

1:45:47

roll credits. It is like a cartoon.

1:45:49

It's just this fucking crater in the

1:45:51

ground. It's black mark. You turned them

1:45:54

into Yosemite sale. Vaporized. Vapura. Who

1:46:00

cares if you lose the game you got this

1:46:02

off your chest. I mean, it's just one night

1:46:04

of bar trivia one

1:46:06

night of bar trivia is Sankra

1:46:08

sink test trivia is Sankra sink This movie

1:46:11

was released less than a year after hard

1:46:13

target with a similar plot about homeless people

1:46:15

being hunted for sport Dude hard target. Oh,

1:46:17

did that make my CT five of movies?

1:46:19

I wish qualified. It was your number one

1:46:22

movie you wish qualified So yeah, this is

1:46:24

one of the numerous movies based on the

1:46:26

short story the most dangerous game written by

1:46:28

Richard Connell first published 1924

1:46:32

in Collier's magazine They

1:46:34

shot the whole movie on location No sets

1:46:36

of sound stages were used the same year

1:46:38

this movie was released iced tees metal band

1:46:40

body count recorded an unrelated song with the

1:46:43

title surviving the game I

1:47:10

Screenwriter Eric Bert later expressed regret about

1:47:12

killing off Gary Busey so early and

1:47:15

if given the chance to go back

1:47:17

and change things He would have killed

1:47:19

off f. Murray keel first Yes You

1:47:21

bingo and have Hawkins take over the

1:47:23

role of a father figure to wolf

1:47:25

jr It is speculated that Abraham's Oscar

1:47:28

win guaranteed him to be the more

1:47:30

Prolific character in the movie at B.C.

1:47:32

His expense. What did he win for

1:47:34

twister? I'm a dais twisters

1:47:37

I Hate that you guys

1:47:39

like don't know You

1:47:41

don't know funny. That's you don't

1:47:43

know funny. Yep. You're right. I don't know

1:47:45

funny It was Rucker Howard's idea that Thomas

1:47:48

Burns ride a Kawasaki twin-cylinder 650 motorcycle

1:47:50

How are owned one of these bikes and felt

1:47:52

that by riding one in the movie his character

1:47:54

would stand out as the leader of The hunting

1:47:56

pack. He also claimed that the bike had the

1:47:58

appearance of an iron horse Oh

1:58:01

shit.