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donkey business. Thrones
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was a farmer named Carmela. Carmela
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lived in little red house just
2:28
up the road from a big gray house owned
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by a fellow farmer named Enzo.
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But even though Carmela and Enzo
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were neighbors, they weren't exactly
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what you would call friends. If
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Carmela happened to pass by Enzo's
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house and offer a friendly
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greeting, good morning,
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neighbor. How are you? Enzo
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was anything but friendly. I'm
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fine. Not that it's any of your
2:56
business. And if Carmela tried
2:58
doing something nice like bring over
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a bouquet of wildflowers from her
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yard, I just picked them today.
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Aren't they beautiful? Enzo's
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response wasn't nice at
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all. They look
3:11
like weeds to me. Perfect
3:14
food for my sheep. Well,
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the years went by, and once
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summer, Carmela fell unexpectedly
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hard times. Bugs gobbled
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up her crops, foxes made
3:26
off with her chickens, and by autumn,
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the poor woman had nothing to her name
3:31
but her little red house, her old
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gray donkey, Luigi, and
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one last silver coin.
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Well, this is terrible. Winter
3:41
is just around the corner and I'll
3:43
never make it through if I don't turn my fortune
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around. Carmela knew she
3:47
had to do something. She also
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knew that while her farm was floundering,
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Just down the road Enzo's farm
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was flourishing. I
3:57
can't believe I'm saying this, but
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I think I'll go down the road. And
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ask Enzo if he can help me out.
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He's not the friendlier sort, but surely
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he'll take pity on a neighbor in need.
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So Carmela headed over to Enzo's
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big gray house and ring the doorbell.
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Yes. Greetings neighbor.
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Not sure if you remember me, but I'm
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Carmela.
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I live in the little red house up the road.
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You
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mean the one with all the dead crops in
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the yard and the abandoned chicken
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coop? Yes.
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That's the 1II had pretty
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tough summer as you obviously
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noticed. Oh, I noticed.
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I passed by your little farm
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every day and it's downright depressing.
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It is. Right? So
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depressing. Unlike your
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fabulous farm, which clearly is
4:51
going gangbusters, I have
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to commend you on doing so
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well. Enzo smiled,
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a smug little smile. I
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am
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doing well. I had such a
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great summer that I've got crops and cash
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coming out of my ears.
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Oh, of course,
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you do. Of course. And
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actually, that's why I came
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over here today. I wanted to ask
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you favor.
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Enzo's smug smile was
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replaced by a stern stare.
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A favor. What
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kind of favor? Well,
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I was wondering if you could
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lend me some cash. Times
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have been so hard. I don't even have
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two coins to rub together. I only
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have one. So I
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I figured I'd ask you. Farmer
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to farmer, neighbor to neighbor.
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If you could help me out, I promise
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I'll pay you
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back. I'll even return the favor.
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I'll cook you dinner. I'll help you
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on your farm. I'll I'm gonna stop
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you right there. I'm not
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going to lend you any money.
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You're not? No. I
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work hard for what I have. Very
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hard. So hard. That
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I have neither the desire nor
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the time to do favors for
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beggars like you. Now,
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good day. Neighbor.
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And with that,
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Enzo slammed the door.
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Wow. That did not go
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well. But I
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guess I shouldn't be surprised. Enzo's
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always been so sucky and certainly.
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Now I know he's selfish too. There
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must be some way to teach that grumpy,
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greedy guy a lesson. Now,
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can only have lost practically everything
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she had, but one thing she hadn't
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lost, Her wits, Carmela
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had always been a clever woman. So
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she's set to work, devising a plan
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to get even with Enzo.
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First, she went to her kitchen and
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found a spoon and a half eaten
7:00
jar of honey. Then she rooted
7:03
around her purse and fished out her last
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silver coin. She brought the honey
7:08
spoon and coin out to the yard. But
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her old gray donkey was grazing
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on a tiny patch of grass. Good
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afternoon, Luigi. Would you like
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to take a walk fella? Yep.
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Great. I just have to do little
7:22
something first. Don't
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move. Okay? Carmella
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bent down, lifted Luigi's
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tail, then dab a spoonful of
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honey right where his tail, met his
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bottom Sorry, fella.
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This is just as awkward for me as it
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is for you. No butts about it.
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Get it. Because it's your
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butt. Your bottom. Once
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Luigi's bottom was smeared
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with honey, Carmela took her silver
7:50
coin and stuck it to the gooey
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glob. Alright, fella.
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I know it isn't every day that you have a coin
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clinging to your keaster or silver
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Sticking to your seat or cash. Go
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here and do your caboose. Plug
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and go on all day. But trust
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me, it will be worth it. Because
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if my plan works, then
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Enzo is about to be the butt
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of the best joke ever.
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A silver coin stuck to a dab
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of honey on a donkey's dairy
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Today, our story is called dunky
9:27
business. Before
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a break, Carmela the farmer had
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fallen on hard times, but her
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gruff greedy neighbor Enzo refused
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to help her out. So clever
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Camilla decided to play a trick on Enzo.
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Using a dab of honey as glue,
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she stuck a silver coin beneath
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the hail of her old donkey, Luigi.
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Then she attached her rope to Luigi's
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halter and led him down the road.
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When they reached Enzo's big gray house,
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Carmella brought Luigi to a stop.
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See this big beautiful lawn
10:08
fella? Go ahead. Have
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a taste. The donkey
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was never one to turn down a meal,
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so he put his head down and began
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to graze. That's a good
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boy.
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Yummy, isn't it? So soft
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and sweet. What in the
10:24
world are you doing? Carmella
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looked up just as she'd hoped.
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Enzo was marching out of his house
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and just as she'd expected, he
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did not look happy.
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Carmela, are you
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actually letting that miserable creature
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of yours gobble up on my beautiful
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grass?
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Carmilla smiled. Oh,
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well, I'm just letting him have a taste
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and so after all your
10:50
grass is
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so healthy and green. Yes.
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It is healthy and green, but
10:57
all the more reason for me not to share
10:59
it. Now take that pathetic
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beast of yours and go glaze on your
11:03
own scrubby lawn.
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Alright. Certainly, we'll get
11:07
going. But if you
11:09
don't mind, Could Luigi do
11:11
his business first? Do
11:14
his business. Oh,
11:16
you know what I mean? He's really
11:18
old and it's getting harder and harder
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for him
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to, you know, hold it in. Enzo
11:24
scrunched up his nose If
11:26
you're asking me, if I'll
11:28
let your donkey leave his
11:30
droppings all over my
11:32
yard, The answer is most
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definitely unquestionably,
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unmistakably, undeniably, no.
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But alas. It
11:43
was too late. Oh,
11:45
I'm so sorry and so
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I told you when Luigi's gotta go,
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he's gotta go, and he
11:53
just went. I
11:55
can see that. Now,
11:57
clean up this revolting mess before
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I What's
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this?
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Enzo knelt down on one knee.
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Do my eyes deceive me? Or
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is there an honest goodness, silver
12:11
coin on top of your
12:13
donkeys, to pass it.
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Carmela's heart skipped a beat.
12:18
Her plan was working. The
12:20
coin had fallen off of Luigi's back
12:22
side and landed just where she'd
12:24
hoped it would. Well,
12:27
you know, I have always
12:29
said that Luigi is quite the treasure
12:32
I don't know what I would do without
12:34
him. Enzo's eyes
12:36
glittered with greed. Carmela.
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Now that I know what a treasure your
12:42
donkey is, I must have
12:44
him. How much will you sell him
12:46
for? Sell him.
12:48
Oh. Luigi is not for
12:51
sale. But if he were, how
12:54
much would you want? Fifty
12:56
silver coins?
12:58
No way. One hundred
13:00
silver coins? Uh-uh. Two
13:03
hundred then. No. Three
13:04
hundred. Three hundred
13:06
silver coins plus one half of
13:09
my latest harvest.
13:10
You want to give me three hundred silver
13:13
coins plus one half of
13:15
your harvest? Yes. You'll
13:17
be feasting on corn, wheat, and potatoes
13:20
all winter long. Alright
13:23
then. Carmella handed Enzo
13:25
the donkey's lead rope. You have
13:27
yourself a deal. Then she collected
13:29
her coins and her crops and
13:31
headed back up the road. Laughing
13:34
to herself all the
13:35
way. Enzo
13:38
meanwhile led Luigi into his
13:40
big wooden stable Here
13:42
you go, my little silver mine.
13:45
The sun's going down, so you will spend
13:47
the night in this cozy comfy
13:49
stall. Now drink some fresh
13:52
water, eat some yummy hay,
13:54
then lie down and go to sleep.
13:56
We have a lot of business to do
13:58
in the morning. Sitching. But
14:03
when the morning came, good
14:07
morning. My little cash cow Or
14:10
should I say cash donkey?
14:13
Enzo was gravely disappointed.
14:16
What's going on? From
14:18
the look and smell of this place, I can
14:20
tell all that hay went right through
14:23
you, yet I don't see any
14:25
coins. Not a
14:27
single
14:28
one. Wait
14:30
a minute.
14:32
Enzo paused. All of
14:34
a sudden, everything became
14:37
clear. I've been tricked.
14:40
Oh, that neighbor
14:43
of mine will pay for this I'll
14:45
take Carmela, visit right now
14:48
and give her a piece of my
14:49
mind. Well,
14:52
as you might guess, Carmilla had
14:54
a hunch that Enzo would be furious when
14:57
he discovered the trick she played,
14:59
so she was ready. When
15:02
Enzo came stomping over to her little
15:05
red house. With Luigi and To
15:07
Carmelo was out in the yard watering
15:09
a little tree in a pot.
15:11
Carmela, you rascal.
15:14
I have some words for you.
15:17
Oh, Hello and so, and
15:20
hello Luigi.
15:21
Are you two out for a walk? If such
15:24
a beautiful morning. Well,
15:26
my morning has hasn't been beautiful at
15:28
all. The minute I woke
15:30
up, I went racing to Luigi's stable.
15:33
I searched through all of his
15:36
business and not a
15:38
coin was to be found. Oh,
15:42
really?
15:43
Carmela furrowed her brow. How
15:45
strange? I wonder if Luigi
15:47
isn't feeling well. I tell you what,
15:50
leave him here and I'll take a look
15:52
at him. Just as soon as I'm done
15:54
watering my money
15:55
tree. To Carmela's delight,
15:58
Enzo immediately took the bait.
16:01
Money tree, you say? And
16:03
what? Pratell is
16:05
a money tree.
16:07
Oh, can't you see? It's
16:10
a tree that grows money. Carmilla
16:13
gestured toward the little tree. And
16:15
indeed, each and every branch
16:17
seemed to be sprouting a silver
16:19
coin. This tree is rather
16:21
young, of course, just a sapling.
16:23
But once it's all grown up, it will
16:26
be bursting with money, dripping
16:28
with money, sagging like a big
16:30
sparkly weeping willow of
16:33
coin. Now as you can
16:35
probably guess, the truth is that
16:38
Carmela had taken some of the coins she'd
16:40
gotten from Enzo yesterday and glued
16:42
them onto the tree. But as
16:44
far as Enzo could tell, the coins were
16:46
growing from the branches like leaves.
16:49
A money tree. How
16:52
marvelous. From the
16:54
gleam in Enzo's eye, Carmela
16:56
knew she had her greedy neighbor right
16:58
where she wanted him. Carmela,
17:02
this money tree is magnificent.
17:05
No. It's more than that. It's miraculous.
17:08
How much
17:08
will you sell it for?
17:10
Sell it. Oh, no. No. It's
17:12
not for sale. Not for sale.
17:16
Carmela. After this
17:18
morning's disappointment with your donkey,
17:21
I should take back all the money
17:23
I gave you yesterday. And the craps.
17:25
But instead, I will
17:28
make you a deal. I
17:30
will let you keep everything If
17:33
you give me this miraculous money
17:36
tree, it's exactly what a
17:38
man like me deserves.
17:40
Carmilla smiled to herself and
17:43
pretended to think things over.
17:46
Well, If you
17:48
really want to get what you deserve,
17:51
then alright, fine. I
17:53
will give you the money tree. But
17:56
promise me you will be patient. This
17:59
tree takes time to grow. At
18:01
first, it will seem like nothing is happening.
18:04
But don't be discouraged. Keep
18:06
watering the tree and giving it plenty
18:09
of sun, and I promise. You
18:12
will get what you deserve. So
18:14
Enzo snatched up the tree and
18:16
ran down the road back to his house.
18:19
He placed the tree in a sunny spot
18:22
He gave it plenty of
18:23
water, then he
18:26
waited.
18:27
I must be patient to get what I do
18:29
deserve. And waited.
18:32
I must be patient to get what
18:34
I deserve. And waited.
18:37
I must be
18:37
patient. Get what I deserved. The
18:39
tree did grow, but it didn't
18:42
sprout any
18:43
silver coins.
18:44
I must be patient to what
18:46
I deserve.
18:48
Soon the tree grew so big that Enzo
18:50
had to transfer it from its pot into
18:52
the earth, but still it
18:55
didn't sprout any coins.
18:57
I must be patient to get what
19:00
I deserve.
19:01
And then, at long last,
19:04
The day finally came when Enzo
19:06
realized, Carmela had
19:09
tricked him. Again, He
19:12
was never going to get any money from the tree.
19:15
After being so selfish and
19:17
stingy and anything but
19:19
neighborly. He was going to get
19:22
exactly what he deserved.
19:25
Nothing. Though
19:29
the good news is he did learn
19:31
something. The importance of being kinder
19:34
and more generous to others, To
19:36
that end, he allowed Carmela to keep
19:39
the coins she had tricked him out of, and
19:41
she used the money to get back on her feet.
19:43
She purchased new seats, She bought
19:46
new chickens and she planted a whole
19:48
new yard of healthy green
19:49
grass, which her donkey, Luigi,
19:52
immediately began to devour.
19:54
Top, Two, bottom.
20:13
Now it's your turn. What's one
20:15
thing you can do this week to be a good
20:17
neighbor? Maybe you can bake your
20:20
neighbor some cookies. Offer to fetch
20:22
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20:24
drawn card to thank them for
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being a good neighbor. This
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week's story, Donkey Business, was adapted
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says ashes. My
23:32
name is Mia. I am
23:34
from Seattle, Washington. My
23:37
favorite soccer on story is
23:39
the great ballgame. I like
23:41
to park when bad things piece to
23:43
every animal. My name is
23:46
Daniel, and I live in Snohamish, Washington.
23:49
My favorite supple mount is Coyote's
23:52
flame and a gentle paintbrush.
23:55
My name is there, Rob. I
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appreciate your work. My
23:59
favorite circle, my story
24:02
is curious, baby.
24:04
Can I like the part with a
24:07
hair chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
24:09
chop chop chop
24:11
chop chop It's a shovel? I
24:14
don't really believe that. It's hazelnut.
24:17
My name is Verna. I
24:20
live in New York. My
24:22
favorite circle around is finding
24:24
the light. My favorite
24:27
part is when the kid
24:29
drops the light to the
24:31
north. And my name is Jinay.
24:33
I live in Fort Worth, Texas. My
24:36
favorite to go on story is the fire
24:38
on the
24:38
road. I'd like it because the
24:41
spy who gets a fling. Did
24:43
someone mention an episode you missed? No
24:45
problem. You can find every single Circle
24:47
Round story on our website. That's
24:49
WBUR dot org slash circle
24:51
round or wherever you and your grownups
24:53
get your podcast
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