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Don't let that be on your conscience tonight. Wait,
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what do they do? They just... There's little cheese.
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No, no. What else do they do?
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Go with that out of the way. Okay. Tell
2:13
us, Noah, what person, place, thing, concept,
2:15
phenomenon, or event, what we'll be talking
2:18
about today. How little? Almost
2:21
none. No. We'll
2:23
be talking about gamergate. All right. And
2:25
Eli, apparently we've had, I don't know,
2:28
too easy a time on the internet this year.
2:30
Good. Are you ready for the
2:33
comment section? Jesus Christ.
2:35
Together, old friend. Yeah,
2:38
you could have done another fucking
2:40
listicle, you know? Yeah, fair enough.
2:42
Fair enough. Cool, cool.
2:45
So tell us, Eli. Yay.
2:48
What was gamergate? All right. I'm
2:51
going to do a Tom monologue thing.
2:53
No, you can't say you're going to do it. You just
2:55
do it. You just launch into the mon... Sorry. I'm not
2:58
used to it. Okay. When
3:00
you saw the title of this episode, you had
3:02
one of two reactions. You got to do it
3:04
darker. What do you say? Okay. I
3:06
don't usually always sound like that. When
3:11
you saw the title of this episode, you
3:13
had one of two reactions, right? A few
3:15
of you said, oh boy, but way more
3:17
said to yourselves, what the fuck
3:19
is a gamergate? And I don't blame
3:21
you. I said both because it was
3:23
an Eli essay. That's right. Yeah, that's
3:25
right. And statistically, a very small percentage
3:27
of the people listening to this episode
3:29
were the extremely online millennials who were
3:31
aware of this thing. But what
3:34
if I told you that some
3:36
of the worst shit of the
3:38
last decade, from the election of
3:40
Donald Trump to the widespread rejection
3:42
of the COVID vaccine, can draw
3:44
a straight line right back
3:47
to gamergate? If you've
3:49
looked around yourself in the last
3:51
10 years and wondered how our
3:54
country got so fractured, so poisoned,
3:56
so ridiculously broken, you have, at
3:59
least in part, Gammergate
4:01
today. Okay, all right,
4:03
that's good. It's nice to have a better address
4:05
book from my Kaczynski love letters, I guess. Thank
4:07
you, Eli. Yeah,
4:11
so before we start, Bill Bryson did
4:13
not write a book on Gammergate, but Ian
4:16
Danskin over at Inuendo Studios, the YouTube
4:18
channel, he has an amazing six-part series
4:20
on Gammergate called Why Are You So
4:22
Angry? That's what this essay is largely
4:24
based on. So if you'd like a
4:26
more in-depth and smarter version of this story, go check
4:28
that out. And so really angry in-cell, he
4:30
is the one that you should email. Yeah,
4:33
exactly. We
4:36
will link his email and the notes below
4:38
for sure. Email me too, I'll definitely read
4:40
it. Yeah, so look,
4:44
if you've heard my episode on bronies, you're already familiar
4:46
with the concept of leaderless resistance
4:48
and the targeting of communities of young
4:50
men by white supremacists. I'm
4:53
not going to rehash that whole history here,
4:55
but long story short, as white supremacy became
4:57
less mainstream and the
4:59
internet became more commonplace, white supremacists
5:01
changed their recruitment tactics from pamphlets
5:03
and barbecues to online message boards
5:06
and YouTube takedowns. And I
5:08
would argue no community was more
5:11
vulnerable to this tactic than gamers.
5:13
Well, they didn't leave the barbecues
5:15
completely behind. They're still really into
5:17
tiki torches. And
5:20
now I can't buy tiki torches
5:22
for all my delightful backyard gatherings. I just can't do
5:24
it. I went to Walmart, I
5:26
took a few off the shelf, a white
5:28
guy nodded at me and I was like, I
5:30
have to put this back. Nope, nope. I
5:33
can't buy them now. We're doing an under
5:35
the sea theme. Okay, yeah, the real victims
5:37
of the whole thing is me. Okay,
5:40
yeah, but he's also, every time I try to
5:42
buy a pineapple, I got winked at by the
5:44
unwashed couple standing over by the cantaloupe. So
5:47
yeah, I mean, things have got weird. If
5:49
you don't want to go shopping with Anna and I, Tom, just
5:51
say so. Just take a bath, please. Just
5:56
take the bath. No, no, that's our
5:58
must. It's
6:02
important to the lovemaking, which you would learn
6:04
if you
6:06
opened yourself up and looked
6:08
shopping. Thank you. So
6:11
you're probably asking yourself why were gamers
6:13
the most vulnerable? Well, two reasons. First,
6:16
gamers are a community defined by
6:18
expendable income. You are not a
6:20
gamer if you can't buy and
6:22
own video games, which means the
6:24
truly disaffected kids playing with their
6:27
one action figure next to the drain pipe
6:29
were not part of the conversation. Now
6:31
we're just attacking me and Cecil during
6:33
the show. We're glad that works. Bullshit.
6:36
So your dad wanted you to play
6:38
a sport. Not proud. How
6:40
about that? Exactly. So I'll
6:42
make fun of the sports. Thank
6:45
you. So this in turn
6:47
means you're already talking to like
6:49
wealthier, whiter audiences by default. But
6:51
the second reason is that gamers
6:54
had a victim complex. So
6:56
not to step too far into
6:58
the lane of our resident video
7:01
game expert, but video games have
7:03
always been mainstream entertainment, right? Computer
7:05
games started out as a nerd thing, but
7:08
video games, they got their start in bars.
7:10
The first people to play them were adults.
7:12
The first people to own them were rich
7:14
adults. They have never been
7:16
for nerds as so much
7:19
of gamer culture claims. But
7:21
the people selling these things didn't know
7:23
that or they didn't particularly care.
7:25
So they've always been marketed to
7:27
children. Well, you know, the first
7:29
rule of marketing don't know
7:31
your customer. That
7:35
is seriously the first rule of video game
7:37
marketing for some guy in a lot of
7:39
ways. Yeah. Yeah. So
7:42
as a result, by the time video
7:44
game consoles became mainstream, they are very
7:46
much considered a child's toy. So
7:49
the first generation of gamers grew up
7:51
with them. But then as
7:53
those people got older and their hobby
7:55
was still marketed to children, they felt
7:58
ousted and they grew resentful. They
8:00
told themselves that the quarter-munching games of
8:02
their youths were the real video games,
8:05
and the easier, more complex modern games
8:07
were for posers and idiots. Just
8:10
objectively true, I don't even know what
8:12
that is. Gamers
8:16
in turn took on the identity of nerds.
8:20
A nascent cultural identity defined
8:22
by both feeling smarter than
8:24
everyone else, and, most
8:26
importantly, being hated for it.
8:28
Stop radicalizing me! I don't like what's
8:31
happening. To
8:33
give you an idea, by the way, how pervasive
8:35
this tendency that Eli's talking about is, I've been
8:37
playing a game called See How Long It Takes
8:40
for This Online Retro Gaming Community to Re-reveal Itself
8:42
to Be Racist, Sexist, or Homophobic for like nine
8:44
years now. The current record holder is 11 days.
8:50
Longer than it would have guessed. Yeah, it must have
8:53
been Christmas break or something. Then,
8:57
in 2006, along comes the
9:00
ultimate betrayal. A moment in video
9:02
game history that truly deserves its
9:04
own essay. The Nintendo...
9:08
The two competing machines, when the Wii
9:10
debuted, were the Xbox 360 and the
9:13
PlayStation 3. Sleek, expensive,
9:15
high-priced machines meant for hardcore
9:17
gamers who wanted to see every
9:19
pixel of blood splatter in
9:21
as high a definition as possible.
9:24
Their graphics and hardware were so advanced
9:27
they wouldn't be replaced by the PS4
9:29
and Xbox One until seven years later.
9:32
Or by PC users two years earlier.
9:34
I'm going to get so much email
9:36
from that comment, it's going to be
9:38
insane. You're right. You're right. And
9:43
then, in November of 2006,
9:45
along comes this blocky, chunky
9:47
console with graphics barely above
9:50
the Nintendo 64 and
9:52
of all things, motion
9:54
controls. And that little
9:56
console? Piled drives
9:58
the competition. into the ground.
10:01
Yeah, if you want to know how bad
10:03
it was, the Wii is the seventh best-selling
10:05
console of all time. The PS3 and Xbox
10:07
360 are a distant eighth
10:10
and ninth. That was what it took to
10:12
provoke the ire of gamers. Well,
10:17
to put the Wii into further context, I
10:19
will admit even I once owned a Wii.
10:22
Of course you did. Me. I own a
10:24
Wii. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got him. Worse
10:28
still, they did it with
10:30
sports. Wii sports, to be exact, which
10:33
came bundled with most Wii consoles and
10:35
was a tremendous hit. Kids loved it,
10:37
adults loved it. Hell, for the first
10:40
time, old age homes started bringing video
10:42
games in for older folks to play
10:44
as a part of their physical therapy.
10:46
Awesome. Everyone loved the Wii. Everyone, except
10:50
for self-identified gamers. Okay, when senior
10:52
homes and 20-something keg parties are
10:54
having the same bowling party, you
10:57
have the perfect system. You really
10:59
do. A lot of marriages
11:02
there. But for gamers
11:04
and their newfound identity, the Wii
11:06
represented everything wrong with gaming, right?
11:09
Easy games made for little kids
11:11
and old folkies, bad graphics, and
11:14
admittedly bizarre game called Wii Fit
11:16
that called you fat and permanently
11:19
made your avatar fat when you stepped on
11:21
the scale that came with the game. So
11:23
mean. I feel a lot of personal angst
11:25
radiating off that previous comment there, Eli. You
11:27
can do that to all of us, Eli.
11:29
Some of us do. Like
11:32
me, Avatar looked like Mr. Potato Head, no
11:34
matter what I did. It's
11:36
true. You really can't fathom how
11:38
horrifying it was. It was so
11:41
awful. I am not over it.
11:43
I'm okay. It's okay. But like
11:45
it or not, even with a November
11:47
debut, the Wii destroyed PlayStation and Xbox
11:49
sales that year, almost doubling the sales
11:52
of the PS3 that came out around
11:54
the same time. By the end of
11:56
the seventh generation of consoles, the Wii
11:58
would outsell both the PlayStation and
12:00
the Xbox by 20 million
12:03
units. And, sorry for
12:05
this way too nerdy insertion, unlike
12:07
Sony and Microsoft, Nintendo wasn't selling
12:10
their console at a loss. That's
12:12
just fucking unheard of. Yeah, exactly.
12:14
But perhaps the Wii's most
12:16
egregious sin is that it let
12:18
fucking girls into the clubhouse. Now,
12:21
I want to say at the outset that this
12:23
is factually not true, right? But when in
12:25
fact, there are stopped white men from feeling oppressed, am
12:28
I right? According to
12:30
the Entertainment Software Association, then we'll remember,
12:33
right? There were actually less girls playing games
12:35
in 2008 than there were in 2005. But
12:37
importantly, the
12:39
marketing for the Wii and Nintendo executives
12:41
were saying different. The commercials for the
12:43
Wii had girls in them and hit
12:45
games like Just Dance had the audacity
12:47
to be marketed to girls. And like
12:49
all things that men used to do
12:52
that women are suddenly included in, they
12:54
were ruining it. Well,
12:57
all right, Eli, you have yet to mention a game
13:00
or a gate. Think not getting to
13:02
the topic of your essay in the first half is the new best for
13:04
you. So congrats, I
13:06
think. It's just, yeah. Thank
13:09
you, Tom. But now that our stage is set,
13:11
when we come back from the break, we can
13:13
talk about the actual shit of this
13:15
shitstorm. Promises, promises. Well, I'll see you, Sal
13:17
and I tie Eli to a chair and
13:19
explain that question. What we'll be
13:21
talking about today is not to be taken
13:23
lightly. We'll take
13:26
a
13:28
break
13:30
for
13:32
a
13:34
little
13:36
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13:40
nothing.
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his life sucks, the angrier he becomes.
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angry young white men, my
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personal dislike of a piece of
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media turned into a full-blown PR
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doing video game history. He
15:38
keeps it up. I'm going to have frequent diarrhea from my
15:40
next essay and show him how it feels. So tell
15:42
us, Eli. What happened next? All
15:46
right. So the year is 2013 and
15:49
as the audience for video games grew
15:51
and broadened, so did its subject matter.
15:53
Yes, the top games of 2013 were
15:56
literally Mortal Kombat 9, FIFA 14 and
15:58
Grand Theft Auto 5. but
16:00
there were also thoughtful interesting games
16:03
like the Stanley Parable and Papers
16:05
Please, all of which true
16:07
gamers now gathered on forums like
16:09
4chan and 8chan, which I've spoken
16:11
about before, despised as an attack
16:13
on their hobby and adopted identity.
16:16
But the greatest attack of all came
16:18
from developer Zoe Quinn's Depression
16:21
Quest, a text adventure based
16:23
on Quinn's own experience of
16:25
depression. I like that
16:28
people were threatened by a morose zork,
16:30
right? And why was it
16:32
this game for the very first
16:34
time that they were mad about
16:36
it? They were never like fucking
16:39
scrabble, other people are spelling stuff that I
16:41
can't spell because I'm a fucking idiot. Never
16:44
said anything like that. All of a sudden this? And
16:47
look man, I'm not shitting on anyone's hobbies
16:49
truly, but if your hobby is
16:51
your adopted identity, you should
16:54
consider in fact if you have any identity
16:56
at all, spoiler you don't. You
16:58
do not have any identity. You do not. Now
17:01
there's been a lot of conjecture about why
17:03
Depression Quest rubbed so many people the wrong
17:05
way. Mainstream media usually
17:07
boils it down to its subject matter
17:09
and the rejection of traditional game formats,
17:12
and to be fair those are definitely
17:14
factors, right? You can't rip off anyone's
17:16
head in Depression Quest no matter how
17:18
hard you try. And who
17:20
makes a text based game where you can't
17:22
choose all the options? But other
17:25
games took on wilder subjects in weirder
17:27
ways. I mean hell, the Stanley parable
17:29
is about arguing with a voiceover until
17:31
you admit that duality is an illusion.
17:34
Okay, that's hard. Still
17:37
way easier than Battletoad. Fair. Yeah,
17:40
so much easier. It is. Yeah. Let's
17:43
do one hand clapping. I don't care, it's so hard. Yeah, no.
17:45
Depression Quest rubbed people the
17:48
wrong way because its creator, Zoe
17:50
Quinn, rubbed people the wrong way.
17:52
Quinn, who currently uses they
17:54
them pronouns, was attractive, brilliant,
17:56
but more than anything, Quinn
17:58
was outspoken. spoken. Now,
18:01
rape and death threats were just part
18:03
of being a woman in games in 2013. Sexual harassment
18:06
was expected and occasionally aired
18:08
on live TV during fighting
18:10
game tournaments. And I know
18:12
what you're thinking, Eli, those are still parts
18:15
of being a woman in gaming, also
18:18
in everything. And that's true, but
18:20
Zoe Quinn was talking about it
18:22
and standing up against it. When
18:25
Quinn got rape threats, Quinn called
18:27
them out. When Quinn got harassed,
18:29
names were motherfucking named
18:31
and that put a target
18:34
on their back. So Zoe
18:36
Quinn also had an
18:38
ex, Iran Bajongi. Now,
18:40
I might be pronouncing that name wrong. Maybe. I
18:43
don't care. Good. I hope
18:45
I pronounce it wrong. I hope I pronounce it
18:47
so wrong he gets sucked back into his own
18:49
dimension and stops bothering Superman. When
18:52
the mainstream media talk about Iran, if they
18:55
mention him at all, they say something
18:57
like Zoe Quinn's ex boyfriend posted a
18:59
blog accusing Zoe Quinn of acts. And
19:02
we'll get to what he accused Zoe Quinn of in a
19:04
moment. But before we do, I want
19:06
to be clear. The Joji workshop
19:09
that blog around the tech community
19:11
and his friends for months. It
19:13
was a smear reviewed paper. Yeah.
19:16
He workshopped it online on message
19:21
boards. You can still fucking see
19:23
he workshopped it with his mom,
19:25
who is an HR professional and
19:27
who urged him not to post
19:29
it, but didn't fucking stop him.
19:32
Right. The purpose of the accusatory blog
19:34
in the words of a friend who
19:36
helped him create it was to quote,
19:38
create the maximum amount of damage
19:41
and quote, right. This wasn't
19:43
an angry post fired off at
19:45
the last minute by a rejected
19:48
lover. It was a planned and
19:50
deployed site op, which he then
19:52
posted two forums, which were already
19:54
dedicated to attacking and harassing his
19:56
ex girlfriend. People like to
19:58
pretend that gamer gates. villain is
20:00
a faceless mob. And in many ways, it
20:03
is. But it's also Iran,
20:06
Gajongi, who knew exactly what the fuck
20:08
he was doing with that post and
20:10
has expressed absolutely no remorse
20:13
for what happened as a result. He is
20:16
a bad person, and
20:18
anything bad that ever
20:20
happens to him is a net good
20:22
in the universe. Yeah. So like,
20:24
you know how like the media pretends that the villain
20:26
on January 6th was a mob
20:28
of people attacking Congress? It's
20:30
like that. It's like, it's kind
20:32
of like that. Oh, you mean
20:35
the mob of freedom, patriots, citizen
20:37
heroes defending America's election integrity, Noah?
20:39
It's about integrity in
20:41
politics. We need to
20:43
sue all the machines. Right.
20:46
Exactly. Something. So
20:48
let's get to the post. Modern gamer
20:50
gators, what little remain, and hey, everybody,
20:52
check the iTunes reviews because they're there.
20:55
Those people have retreated to Gajongi's claims
20:57
about emotional abuse and infidelity in the
20:59
post. And I'm not going to get
21:01
into those, right? Because he's a lying
21:04
liar who lies. So there's absolutely no
21:06
reason to believe anything he says is
21:08
true. The claim we know
21:10
unquestioningly without a doubt is 100% untrue is
21:12
the one that gamer gate
21:17
was based on. Namely, that while
21:19
they were dating, Zoe Quinn slept
21:21
with a reporter named Nathan Grayson
21:24
in exchange for a positive review
21:26
of depression quest on the video
21:28
game website Kotaku. Now let me be
21:30
clear. Not only did Grayson never
21:33
review depression quest, Kotaku didn't
21:35
even mention depression quest on
21:37
their site until well after
21:39
Gajongi and Quinn were broken
21:41
up and Grayson and Quinn
21:43
had started dating. There is
21:46
nothing. There is less than
21:48
nothing to the central
21:50
instigating claim of gamer
21:52
gate. And it did not
21:55
fucking matter. Because
21:58
the internet. To
22:02
say that Quinn was harassed, stalked,
22:04
and threatened is such a
22:06
wild understatement to list the terrible
22:08
life-changing things that happened to them
22:10
would not only double the length
22:12
of this essay, but would also
22:14
make it a real bummer. So
22:17
suffice it to say, in my extremely online
22:19
and leftist opinion, literally nobody in
22:21
the history of the internet has undergone
22:24
more harassment and abuse than Zoe
22:26
Quinn and the other targets of
22:28
Gamergate. Well, you can quibble with
22:30
that superlative, but they're definitely in
22:32
the conversation, which is saying
22:34
a lot. Yeah. And
22:37
look, I dealt with a teeny tiny
22:39
fraction of the abuse they put up with
22:41
for the short time I thought people on
22:43
Twitter were reachable. And the fact that Zoe
22:45
Quinn is alive, let alone creating
22:47
on the internet and undefeated
22:49
and unbowed is a testament to their strength.
22:52
And if you take anything away from this story,
22:55
I want it to be Zoe Quinn's
22:57
bravery, not the evil of the mob.
22:59
Okay? They were not beaten and
23:02
long after nobody remembers what the fuck I'm
23:04
talking about when I mumbled Gamergate like one
23:06
of the guys in the Prison and Minority
23:08
Report, Zoe Quinn will be
23:10
remembered for standing up when it
23:12
was hard and winning. If
23:16
you remember at the beginning of the essay, I told
23:19
you this story is about more than Zoe and it's
23:21
about more than video game because Gamergate
23:23
was a model that gave
23:25
birth to the poison internet we now
23:27
swim in. It birthed
23:30
the careers of right wing pundits like
23:32
Milo Yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad, Thunderfoot
23:35
and Breitbart News, which rose to
23:37
prominence exclusively because of their pro-Gamergate
23:39
coverage under the stewardship of, that's
23:42
right, future Trump advisor, Steve Bannon.
23:44
People don't know who Sargon Akkad
23:46
is. Sargon of Akkad is the
23:49
guy who tried to intimidate Tom
23:51
by shoulder checking him and Sargon
23:53
almost knocked himself out. Like
24:00
it's not readily apparent to you how stupid that
24:02
is if I had the choice of trying to
24:04
intimidate Tom or like Fucking
24:07
wall. I Through
24:14
Well, and then they called the cops to throw
24:16
me out of the event because Sargon got scared
24:18
of me because I calmly Argued with him while
24:20
he freaked the fuck Every
24:24
universe but this one you hit him and I like
24:27
them all better. I'm just saying me too So
24:29
I just wish you tried to shoulder-check Haley it
24:32
would have been so much Wrist
24:35
in his head off there'd be a shoe
24:37
in his eye right now. He'd
24:40
be talking at school So
24:44
look the tactics used in gamergate right
24:46
fake bot accounts for harassment review bombing
24:48
Doxing right they weren't created with gamergate
24:50
But gamergate is where they became the
24:53
method du jour right in fact many
24:55
news media outlets have pointed out that
24:57
not only did Many foreign agents use
25:00
the same tactics against Hillary Clinton about
25:02
her private email server They
25:04
use the same accounts that they'd
25:06
used during gamergate to do it
25:09
Okay, here's a real
25:11
sentence that happened in my life
25:14
I said to my friend who's
25:16
normally a politically progressive person. I
25:18
said either Hillary Clinton
25:20
is a lizard alien serial killer who
25:23
eats babies or Some
25:26
people lied on the internet you decide On
25:29
the former Millions
25:32
of other people Look
25:35
every bad thing that has swept the internet
25:37
to your horror and confusion in the last
25:39
10 years has gamergate in
25:42
its DNA right relatively obscure meat
25:44
coma enthusiasts Jordan Peterson lies about
25:46
a Canadian bill and propels himself
25:48
to the top of the bestseller
25:50
list Tweets about the code
25:53
vaccine our auto replied to by dozens
25:55
of bots spreading misinformation Gamergate
25:57
isn't just a bad thing that did.
26:00
It is a way of
26:03
doing bad things. Yeah
26:05
and really the thing to remember is
26:07
that these guys are every day very
26:09
busily not having sex with women and that
26:12
gives them way more time to game out this kind
26:14
of fun. So
26:17
how did... That's not what I do with my time though. I
26:19
just like why... You
26:21
could though. You could. I guess I could. I
26:24
have sex with a woman. Let's
26:28
keep it this week. I know he says it
26:30
every week but let's keep it this week. It's
26:32
important to be on record. So
26:35
how did Gamergate end? How do
26:37
you fight this stuff? Well you sell
26:39
the grown-ups because the thing about
26:42
campaigns like this is they don't stand up to
26:44
scrutiny. They thrive in the
26:46
dark corners of the internet but Noah
26:48
tells Eli he should probably take a
26:50
break from because contrary to popular belief
26:52
they don't thrive on attention. They thrive
26:55
on a specific kind of attention. An
26:57
attention that takes them seriously. Right which
26:59
given the facts of the cases a
27:01
hard thing to do.
27:04
Right. Exactly. Enter
27:06
Stephen Colbert. So Stephen
27:08
had another journalist who was a huge
27:11
target of Gamergate's harassment, Anita Sarkeesian, on
27:13
his show for an interview and in
27:15
that interview he made fun of Gamergate.
27:19
Right. As the Colbert character he whined about
27:21
diversity in games. He accused her of personally
27:24
trying to erase all the boobs off the
27:26
internet. In short he
27:28
showed a much much larger
27:30
audience than Gamergate had. What
27:32
Gamergate actually was. Feels
27:34
like the real cell phone for Gamergate
27:36
is thinking Jordan Peterson is deep. Right.
27:41
Okay but Jordan Peterson was right about
27:43
the diet of nothing but steak and
27:45
fucking pocket sauce. That part was real.
27:48
Game regulators should get on board.
27:50
Get on board. Absolutely. Check the
27:52
med schedule. Draw a line. Establish dominance.
27:54
Do it. Absolutely. And look this is
27:56
not a one-off. This ending. Right. Showing
27:59
a larger group of people, what
28:01
this small group of people already
28:03
know's tactic, it's worked against internet
28:06
trolls over and over and over
28:08
again, right? Milo Yiannopoulos, flamboyant, undefeated
28:10
king of the internet trolls was
28:12
undone and deplatformed when his pro-pedophilia
28:14
comments were brought to the mainstream
28:16
attention. Right? Alex
28:18
Jones was, at least in part, exposed for his
28:20
contribution to the harassment of the Sandy Hook families
28:23
by a lucky little podcast called Knowledge Fight. And
28:25
now, he owes those families a
28:27
trillion dollars. So I guess what
28:30
you're saying is that this episode
28:32
of Citation Needed just might save
28:34
the world. Wow. I
28:36
mean, when you put it that way in the script I wrote down
28:38
for you. And look, I
28:40
guess that's at least in part why
28:43
I wanted to do this essay. Like Lord knows
28:45
I can't have been easy to write jokes into this
28:48
for the last couple of paragraphs from my co-host, but
28:50
now everyone who listened to this
28:52
show, like it or not, is aware of
28:55
what Gamergate is. And hopefully, if you
28:57
ever hear someone speak out in favor
28:59
of it, you'll know how seriously
29:01
to take it. Not
29:03
at all, then. Yes. All
29:06
right. And Eli, if you had to summarize what you've learned in one
29:08
sentence, what would it be? I
29:10
should have got off Twitter when Noah told me
29:12
to. Yep, absolutely. Yes. All
29:14
right. Are you ready for the quiz? I am ready.
29:17
All right, Eli, which of the following
29:20
is the best video game for neo-Nazis?
29:22
Okay, Lord. Animal
29:25
Crossing. B. Reichband. Oh,
29:27
Reichband is so good. President
29:32
Evil. B.
29:34
Baldur's Gamer Gate, obviously. Or
29:37
E. Anything with the white
29:39
power glove. Got
29:42
to go with E, anything with the white power
29:44
glove. Correct. Well done.
29:47
All right. I have an ever so slightly different
29:49
question for you. What's the best game system for
29:51
gamer gators? A,
29:54
Xbox 3.60. That
29:57
one doesn't make sense. That's okay. I'm going to
29:59
reveal it with B. B. the Wii U-Net
30:01
of C, the Sega Omega
30:04
Drive, or D, in
30:06
cellular phones. Yeah,
30:09
there it is. I'm gonna go with in cellular
30:11
phones for sure. It is in cellular phones, as
30:13
it turns out. All right, Eli, I know I
30:15
joked about it earlier, but why is it a
30:17
bad thing to build an identity around any single
30:19
hobby or interest? A,
30:22
if you are in fact the sum of your parts,
30:24
at least try to add up
30:26
to be more than one. That's
30:28
it. Oh, that's it. Yeah, it
30:30
is A. I'm
30:33
not trying to startle anyone here, just
30:35
a little life. Okay, Eli, I would
30:37
like to also have a very slightly
30:39
similar question that I clearly wrote first
30:42
in the notes. What is
30:44
the most toxically masculine video game?
30:49
A, Max Pain
30:51
Triarchy. B, Obsessive
30:54
X-Com. C, Mega
30:57
Mansplaining. Or D, Mine Cramped.
31:03
Oh, fantastic. Gotta
31:06
go with Mine Cramped. No,
31:09
I'm sorry, it is Max
31:11
Pain Triarchy. It was Max Pain Triarchy. All
31:14
right, when that means that Cecil is the
31:16
winner. Okay, well, while they
31:18
fight, I'll pick Noah. Noah is the winner.
31:20
All right, well, for Heath, Noah, Eli, and
31:22
Cecil, I'm Tom, thanking you for hanging out
31:24
with us today. We'll be back next week,
31:27
and by then, Noah will have read another
31:29
Bill Bryson book. Stay tuned for that.
31:32
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31:34
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32:02
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32:04
educated some people, we'll deal with some
32:07
iTunes B.S., but, you know, hopefully overall
32:09
it's useful. Sure, sure. You
32:11
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