This is it, for now. So to close out the show, Bridget, Matt, and Quintin talk about all 100 movies (and definitely only 100 movies; they most certainly didn’t watch a specific movie from 1996) they watched for the podcast and rank them! It’s a

100 - The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

Dec 27th, 2021 2h 30m

Well, we finally did it: found a film that had the potential to damage children irreparably and involved characters living in a literal trash can. We couldn’t think of a better way to go out! So we talk about one last movie before calling it a

099 - A Very Brady Christmas (1988)

Dec 13th, 2021 2h 16m

It’s a very special episode as Brady expert and Matt’s sister Laurie Spring is back again to talk about her favorite tv family. Listen in as the crew goes to business and talks about architectural sabotage, Alice’s indentured servitude, and dis

098 - The Black Hole (1979)

Nov 29th, 2021 2h 8m

World of Commotion’s Danielle Brown and Jarrod Staples join us once again to talk about another beloved Disney property everyone surely remembers. An intellectual property so ingrained in the public consciousness that Disney would have no need

097 - Cat’s Eye (1985)

Nov 15th, 2021 2h 12m

In a world where every child is Drew Barrymore, the mob runs addiction management companies, and suburban houses have Troll infestations, only one cat can hit it big in Atlantic City and still save the day. From the drugged out mind of Stephen

096 - Sleepy Hollow Triple Feature

Oct 31st, 2021 2h 41m

This week, we have not one...not two...but THREE adaptations of Washington Irving’s the Legend of Sleepy Hollow...for Halloween! First up, Bing Crosby constant body shaming in Disney’s The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949). Next up, the

095 - Carnosaur (1993)

Oct 18th, 2021 1h 58m

Only one dinosaur movie from 1993 had the audacity to tell truths that the big Hollywood studios were afraid to tackle. Sure, Jurassic Park hints at man’s folly, but only this Roger Cormon produced classic dares to float the hypothesis that may

094 - Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Oct 4th, 2021 2h 26m

Bridget’s original pick for episode 69 has everything you’d expect from a sexy romance film: pickup artist Dracula, terrible accents, trains, Beastman getting it on, and of course, discussions about real estate deals. You haven’t lived until yo

093 - Lady in White (1988)

Sep 20th, 2021 2h 6m

They don’t make ‘em like they used to! I mean, how many murders do kids in movies witness these days? One? Maybe two? But do they witness upwards of 3 murders, relive several of them over and over, almost get murdered himself, and by a close fa

092 - Flight of the Navigator (1986)

Sep 6th, 2021 2h 9m

It’s a kids movie that teaches important lessons like dealing with grief, the passage of time, not trusting the government, and the theory of general relativity! If you don’t remember this one, don’t worry. Neither does Sarah Jessica Parker, ap

091 - My Girl (1991)

Aug 23rd, 2021 2h 13m

This week, Bridget brings one of the most infamously traumatizing films from older millennials’ youths. The film that made us all distrust bees, learned to leave our lost mood rings in the woods, and assume we could die at ANY time. Returning t

090 - The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Aug 9th, 2021 2h 13m

CW: Sexual assault and child abuse. This week, Fair is Fair! What does that mean? It means a couple of kids from Corpus Christi, Texas are going to get the 600 some-odd dollars they’re owed from a sketchy businessman and his degenerate son befo

089 - The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin (1985)

Jul 26th, 2021 1h 30m

We go on an adventure with special guest Christopher Brown (Old Men Yell at Cloud), a talking bear with a tape deck in his back, and a creepy old inventor whose only friends appear to be teenagers. So get ready to travel to the land of Grundo,

088 - Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers (1992)

Jul 12th, 2021 1h 55m

Sure, the online discourse circled back around to 2017 with people talking about the short story Cat Person again, but we’re here to talk about ACTUAL CAT PEOPLE from 1992. So if you’re a fan of monster incest, deputized attack cats, cultural a

087 - 1776 (1972)

Jun 28th, 2021 2h 12m

What better way to spend the week of the fourth going to the definitive text of the birth of America. You know, the one where the voice of KITT from Knight Rider is our nation’s (future) second president, middle-aged men complain about the heat

086 - Death Becomes Her (1992)

Jun 14th, 2021 1h 58m

World of Commotion’s Danielle Brown joins us this week, bringing with her a fancy potion which she obtained from a mysterious, sexy, European lady. This woman claimed it’d grant us immortal life, but all we got were various hole-based injuries.

085 - The Mighty Ducks (1992)

May 31st, 2021 2h 20m

We’re closing out E-MAY-lio with Scott Kurland (of Writer’s Bagel Basket and Hell is a Musical) and getting way too into Minnesotan peewee hockey due to court appointed public service for all our previous podcast indiscretions. So join us for a

084 - Young Guns II (1990)

May 17th, 2021 2h 27m

E-MAY-lio continues, as does the saga of Billy the Kid. Or Billy the Very Old Man on his way to get the early bird special at his favorite diner, the Mexican Blackbird. Jarrod Staples (of World of Commotion fame) is back to talk Bon Jovi, blata

083 - Young Guns (1988)

May 3rd, 2021 2h 41m

We’re kicking off E-MAY-lio with special guest Jarrod Staples and this slice of totally, completely accurate Western history. Sure, character ages and motivations are wrong, problematic caricatures are invented just for the movie, and the exten

082 - The Adventures of Milo and Otis (1986)

Apr 19th, 2021 1h 31m

This week, we welcome Lilz Martin (of Jukebox Zeroes and Hell is a Musical fame) to go for a walk outside today. Join us to see what we find, today. Warning: it’s almost definitely animal abuse. No animal escapes, be it muskrat, snake, bird, ca

081 - Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Apr 5th, 2021 2h 16m

In honor of the 35th Anniversary/Public Execution of Mario, we’re talking about the movie that TWO major corporations and pretty much everyone involved in the production wish you would forget. With a bafflingly great cast (Bob Hoskins! John Leg

080 - Blast from the Past (1999) - LIVE!

Mar 22nd, 2021 2h 2m

It’s our two year anniversary, and we recorded live in front of an audience of the internet, from the safety of our own personal fallout shelters! You voted for it, so we talk about Blast from the Past. So break out those champagne cocktails, b

079 - Face/Off (1997)

Mar 8th, 2021 2h 32m

Peach? We can talk about a peach for hours. And we do! We clear out the dove infestation left by director John Woo and chat about this great act-off starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. We hit all the big topics: dove kings, salmon spawning

078 - The Karate Kid (1984)

Feb 22nd, 2021 2h 22m

This week the crew strikes first and has no mercy talking about The Karate Kid. It’s a movie that deals in tropey Eastern Mysticism, but also talks about the horrors and realities of Japanese internment camps with more accuracy and honesty than

077 - Clash of the Titans (1981)

Feb 8th, 2021 1h 55m

Special Guest (and Matt’s sister) Laurie Spring is here to Unleash the Kraken and talk about the open-mouthed, dead-eyed Perseus trust-funding his way into bed with the beautiful Andromeda in Clash of the Titans! Come for the amazing Ray Harryh