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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

Released Friday, 25th November 2022
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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

Friday, 25th November 2022
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Everybody dollars standing.

0:10

That's sunny now. Isn't

0:13

that sunny? You've tried to get

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into long trouble today, didn't you

0:17

try?

0:20

The legend of sleepy hollow

0:22

by Washington Irving.

0:26

found among the papers of the late

0:28

daedric knickerbocker.

0:30

A pleasing land

0:32

of drowsy head it was, of

0:35

dreams that wave before the half

0:37

shut

0:38

of gay castles in the clouds

0:40

that pass. forever flushing

0:43

round the summer sky,

0:45

castle of

0:47

indolence. in

0:49

the bosom of one of those spacious coves,

0:51

which indent the eastern shore of the

0:53

Hudson. And that broad

0:56

expansion of the river dominated by

0:58

the ancient Dutch navigators, the

1:01

Tappanbare, and where they always

1:03

prudently shortened sail and implored

1:06

protectionist Legend when they crossed.

1:08

There lies a small market town

1:11

or rural port, which

1:13

by some is called Greensboro.

1:16

but

1:16

which is more generally and properly

1:18

known by the name of Tarrytown.

1:21

This name was given Sharpe told

1:23

in former days by the Good House wives

1:25

of the adjacent county from the

1:27

invetrate propensity of their husbands

1:29

to linger about in the village tavern

1:31

on Sharpe days. be

1:33

that as it may. I

1:35

do not vouch for the fact but merely

1:37

advert to it for the sake

1:39

of being precise and authentic. Not

1:42

far from this village, perhaps about

1:44

two miles, there is a little valley

1:47

or rather lap of land among high Hollow,

1:49

which is one of the quietest places

1:51

in the whole world. A

1:53

small brook glides through it with

1:55

just murmur enough to love one to repose.

1:58

and

1:58

the occasional whistle

1:59

of a quail or tapping of a woodpeaker

2:02

is

2:02

almost the only sound that ever breaks

2:04

in upon the uniform tranquility.

2:07

I

2:07

recollect that when a stripling,

2:09

my first exploit in squirrel shooting

2:12

was in a grove of tall walnut trees

2:14

that shades one side of the valley.

2:16

I had wandered into it at noontime when

2:19

all nature is peculiarly quiet

2:22

and was startled by the roar of my own

2:24

gun as it broke the Sabbath stillness

2:26

around. and was prolonged and

2:28

reverberated by the angry

2:30

echoes.

2:31

If ever I should wish for a retreat

2:33

wither I might steal from the world in

2:35

its distractions Legend dream

2:38

quietly away the remnants of

2:40

a troubled life. I

2:42

know of none more promising

2:45

than this little valley.

2:47

From the listless repose of place

2:50

and the peculiar character of its inhabitants

2:52

who are descendants from the original Dutch

2:54

settlers.

2:55

This sequestered Glen

2:58

has

2:58

long been known by the name of

3:01

Hollow, and its rustic

3:03

lads are called the sleepy hollow

3:05

boys. throughout all the

3:07

neighboring country. A

3:10

drowsy, dreamy influence

3:12

seems to hang over the land and to

3:14

pervade the very atmosphere. Some

3:17

say that the place was bewitched by

3:19

a high German doctor during the early

3:21

days of the settlement,

3:22

others, that an old Indian

3:24

chief the prophet or wizard of his

3:26

tribe held his powwows there

3:28

before the country was discovered by

3:31

master Hendrik Hudson.

3:33

Certain it is and the place

3:35

still continues under the sway

3:37

of some witching power that

3:39

holds a spell over the minds of the

3:41

good people. causing them to

3:43

walk in a continual revelry.

3:46

They are given to all kinds of marvelous beliefs,

3:49

subject to trances and visions

3:51

and frequently see strange

3:53

sights and hear music and

3:56

voices in the air.

3:58

The whole neighborhood abounds

3:59

at local tales, their haunted spots,

4:02

and twilight superstitions.

4:04

Stars shoot, and

4:06

meteors glare often across

4:08

the valley than in any other part of

4:10

the country and the nightmare with

4:13

her whole ninefold. seems

4:15

to make it the favorite scene of

4:17

her gambles. The dominant

4:19

spirit, however, that haunts this enchanted

4:22

region and seems to be commander

4:24

in chief of all the powers of the

4:26

air is the apparition

4:28

of a figure on horseback.

4:32

without a head. If

4:34

he said by some to be the ghost of

4:36

a Hessian trooper, his head

4:38

had been carried away by a cannonball in

4:40

some nameless back during the

4:42

revolutionary war, and who is

4:44

ever and a non seen by the country

4:46

folk, hurrying along in the gloom of

4:48

night as if on the wings of

4:50

the wind. His horns

4:52

are not confined to the valley,

4:54

but

4:54

extended times to the adjacent roads

4:57

especially to the vicinity

4:59

of a church should no great distance.

5:01

Indeed,

5:01

certain of the most authentic

5:04

historians of those parts who have been

5:06

careful in collecting and collating the

5:08

floating facts

5:09

concerning the specter.

5:11

alleged that

5:12

the body of the trooper been

5:14

buried in the churchyard, the

5:16

ghost rides forth to the scene

5:18

of battle in nightly quest

5:20

of his head. And at

5:22

the rushing speed with which he sometimes

5:25

passes along Hollow like a midnight

5:27

blast, he's

5:28

owing to his being belated and

5:30

in a hurry to get back to the churchyard

5:33

before daybreak.

5:34

Such is the general purport

5:37

of this legendary superstition, which

5:39

has furnished materials for many

5:41

a wild story in that region

5:43

of shadows.

5:44

the Spectre is known at all

5:47

the country firesides by

5:49

the name of

5:50

the headless horsemen.

5:53

of sleepy hollow. It

5:55

is remarkable that the visionary propensity

5:57

I have mentioned is not confined to

5:59

the native inhabitants of the valley.

6:02

but is unconsciously imbibed

6:05

by everyone who resides there for

6:07

a time. However, wider

6:09

wake they may have been before they entered

6:11

that sleepy region.

6:13

They are sure in a little time to

6:15

inhale the witching influence of

6:17

the air and begin

6:19

to grow imaginative. to

6:22

dream dreams

6:24

see.

6:25

Aperitian's.

6:26

I

6:27

mentioned this peaceful spot with all

6:30

possible lord for it is

6:32

in such little retired Dutch

6:34

valleys found here and there emblazoned

6:36

in the great state of New York.

6:38

that population, manners

6:41

customs remain fixed while

6:43

the great tolerant of migration and

6:45

improvement. which is making such incessant

6:47

changes in other parts of this restless

6:49

country, sweeps by them,

6:51

unobserved. They

6:53

Sharpe like those little nooks of

6:55

still water, which border a rapid

6:57

stream, where we may see the

6:59

straw and bubble Irving quietly

7:01

at anchor. or slowly revolving

7:04

in their mimic harbor undisturbed

7:06

by the rush of the passing current.

7:09

Though many years have elapsed since

7:11

I trolled the drowsy shades of

7:13

sleepy Hollow, yet I question

7:16

whether I should not still find

7:18

the same trees and the

7:19

same families vegetating in

7:22

its sheltered bosom.

7:25

In

7:25

this by place of nature,

7:27

there are bold in the remote

7:29

period of American history, that

7:31

is to say some thirty years since

7:34

a worthy white of the

7:36

name of Ikebaud

7:38

Crane. who

7:39

rejoined or as he expressed

7:41

it, tarried, and

7:43

sleepy Hollow, for

7:44

the purpose of instructing the children of

7:46

the vicinity.

7:48

He was a native of Connecticut,

7:50

a state which supplies the union

7:52

with pioneers for the mind

7:54

as well as for the forest. and sends

7:57

forth yearly its legions of

7:59

frontier woodman

7:59

and country school masters.

8:03

the cognomen of crane was

8:05

not inapplicable to this

8:07

person. He

8:07

was tall, but exceedingly blank,

8:10

with narrow shoulders, long arms, and

8:12

legs, hands that dangled a mile

8:14

out of his Sleepy' feet

8:17

that

8:17

might have served for shuffles.

8:19

his whole frame most loosely

8:22

hung together. His head was

8:24

small and flat at the top

8:26

with huge ears.

8:28

large green glossy eyes and

8:30

a long, snipe nose.

8:32

So

8:33

that it looked like a weathercock perched

8:35

upon his spindle neck to tailor which way

8:37

the wind blew. To

8:39

see

8:39

him striding along the profile of

8:41

a hill on a windy day, with

8:43

his clothes, his backing, and fluttering

8:46

about him. One might

8:47

have mistaken him for the genius of

8:49

famine descending upon the

8:51

earth or some

8:53

scarecrow eloped from a

8:55

cornfield.

8:58

His schoolhouse was a low building of

9:00

one large room, rootly

9:03

constructed of logs. The

9:04

windows partly glazed and partly

9:07

patched with leaves of old copy books.

9:09

It was most ingeniously secured

9:11

at vacant towers by a wythe,

9:14

twisted in the handle of the

9:16

door and stakes set against the

9:18

window shutters. So that though a

9:20

thief might get in with

9:22

perfect ease, it would

9:23

find some embarrassment in

9:25

getting out. An

9:26

idea most probably borrowed by

9:28

the architect, Yost Van

9:31

Hooten, from the mystery of

9:33

an evil pot. The

9:35

schoolhouse stood in a rather lonely but

9:37

pleasant situation just at

9:39

the foot of a woody hill

9:41

with a brook running close by and

9:43

a formidable birch tree growing at

9:45

one end of it. From

9:47

hence, the low murmur of his

9:49

pupils voices conning over their

9:51

lessons might be heard in a drowsy

9:53

summer's day, like the of a

9:55

beehive interrupted known

9:57

then by the authoritative voice of

9:59

the

9:59

master in the tone of menace

10:02

or command or paradventure

10:05

by

10:05

the appalling sound of the

10:07

birch. as

10:08

he urged some tardy, leiterer,

10:11

along the flowery path of

10:13

knowledge.

10:14

Truth to say, he was a

10:17

conscientious man and

10:19

ever bore in mind the golden

10:21

maxim, spare the

10:23

rod,

10:24

and spoil the child.

10:27

Ecipod crane scholars certainly

10:29

were not spoiled. I

10:32

would not have it imagined,

10:34

however, that he one of those cruel potent

10:36

takes of the school who joy in the

10:38

smart of their subjects on

10:41

the contrary. He administered

10:43

justice with discrimination rather

10:45

than severity, taking the

10:47

burden off the backs of the week and

10:49

laying it on those of the strong.

10:52

your

10:52

mere Tony that wince

10:54

that the least flourish of the rod

10:56

was

10:56

passed by with indulgence, but

10:58

the claims of justice were

11:01

satisfied.

11:01

by inflicting a double portion

11:04

on some little tough, wrong

11:06

headed, broad, skirted,

11:07

Dutch,urchin. who's

11:09

soaked and swelled and grew dogged and

11:12

sullen beneath the birch.

11:14

All this

11:14

he called doing his duty

11:16

by their parents, he

11:18

never inflicted a chastisement without following

11:21

it by the assurance, so

11:23

consultatory to the smarting that

11:25

he would remember it and thank

11:27

him. for the longest day he had

11:29

to live. When school

11:31

hours were over, he was even

11:33

a companion and playmate of the larger

11:35

boys, And

11:36

on holiday afternoons would convoy some

11:38

of the smaller ones home who happen to

11:40

have pretty sisters or

11:42

good housewives from mothers noted

11:45

for the comforts of the cupboard. Indeed,

11:47

it behooved him to keep on good

11:49

terms with his pupils. The

11:51

revenue arising from his school was

11:53

small, and would have been scarcely

11:55

sufficient to furnish him with Daily Bread

11:57

four, he was a huge feeder, and

11:59

though

11:59

Lang had the dilating powers of

12:02

an Anaconda. But

12:03

to help out, his maintenance he was according to

12:06

the country custom in those parts

12:08

boarded and lodged at the houses of the

12:10

farmers whose children he instructed.

12:12

With these, he lived successively a

12:15

week at a time, thus going the rounds

12:17

of the neighborhood, with

12:18

all his worldly effects tied

12:21

up. in

12:22

a cotton handkerchief, that

12:24

all this might not be too onerous on

12:26

the purses of his rustic

12:27

patrons who are apt to consider

12:30

the cost of

12:30

schooling a grievous burden

12:32

and school masters as mere

12:35

drones. He had various ways

12:37

of rendering himself both useful

12:39

and agreeable, he

12:40

assisted the farmers occasionally in the

12:42

lighter labors of their farms,

12:44

helped to make hay, Mended defenses,

12:46

took the horses to water,

12:49

drove the cows from pasture, and

12:51

cut wood for the winter fire.

12:53

He lay aside too all the dominant dignity

12:56

and absolute sway with which

12:58

he lorded it in his little empire,

13:00

the school.

13:01

and became wonderfully gentle and

13:04

ingratiating. He found

13:06

favor in the eyes of the mothers by petting

13:08

the children, particularly the youngest,

13:10

and like the lion bold, which William

13:12

so magnanimously Sleepy lamb

13:15

did hold. He would sit with a child

13:17

in one knee, and rock a cradle

13:19

with his foot, the whole hours

13:21

together. In addition to his

13:23

other vocations, he was the

13:25

singing master of the neighborhood and picked

13:27

up many bright shillings by instructing

13:29

the young folks in Somedy.

13:31

It was a matter of no little

13:33

vanity to him on Sundays to take

13:35

his station in front of

13:37

the church gallery with a band of

13:39

chosen singers, where in his own

13:41

mind, he completely carried away the

13:43

palm from the person.

13:44

Certainly, Tisi's voice resounded far

13:47

above all the rest of the congregation, and

13:49

there

13:49

are peculiar quavers still

13:51

to be heard in that church. and

13:53

which may even be heard half a mile

13:56

off quite to the opposite side of

13:58

the mill pond. But it's still Sunday

14:00

morning, which asked said to be

14:02

legitimately descended from the

14:04

nose of Icabod crane.

14:06

Thus, by diverse little make shifts,

14:08

in that ingenious way, which is commonly

14:11

denominated by

14:12

hook and by crook, the

14:14

worthy pedagogue got on

14:16

tolerably enough. and was

14:18

thought by all who understand nothing of the

14:20

labor of headwork to have a

14:22

wonderfully easy life

14:24

of it. The

14:25

schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance

14:27

in the female circle of

14:29

a rural neighborhood, being considered

14:32

a kind of idle gentleman

14:34

like personage. of vastly

14:37

superior taste and accomplishments

14:39

to the rough country swanes

14:41

and

14:41

indeed inferior in learning

14:43

only to the person. His

14:45

appearance therefore, he's apt to occasion

14:47

some little stir at the tea

14:49

table of a farmhouse the addition

14:51

of a super new radish of cakes

14:53

or sweet meats or peradventure

14:55

the parade of a silver

14:57

teapot. Our man of

14:59

letters therefore was peculiarly

15:01

happy in the smiles of all the

15:03

country damsels How

15:04

he would figure among them in the churchyard

15:07

between services on Sundays, gathering

15:10

grapes for them from the wild vines

15:12

that overrun the surrounding trees.

15:14

reciting for their amusement all the

15:17

epitaphs on the tombstones Tony sawtering

15:20

with a whole bevy of them along the banks

15:22

of the adjacent middle pond while

15:24

the more bashful country bumpkins

15:26

hung sheepishly back,

15:29

envying his superior elegance and

15:31

the dress. From his

15:33

half eye tenorig life also, he was

15:35

a kind of gazette, carrying

15:37

the whole budget of local gossip from

15:39

house to house so that his appearance

15:41

was always greeted with satisfaction. He

15:44

was moreover esteemed by the women as a

15:46

man of great extradition, Four, he

15:48

had read several books

15:50

quite through and was a perfect

15:52

master of cotton mather's history

15:54

of New England witchcraft.

15:56

in which, by the way, he most

15:59

firmly and potently

16:01

believed. He was in

16:03

fact an old mix year of

16:05

small shrewdness and simple credulity.

16:08

His appetite for the marvelous and his

16:10

powers of digesting it were equally

16:12

extraordinary. and both had been

16:14

increased by his residence in this

16:16

spellbound region.

16:18

No

16:18

tail was too gross or monstrous for

16:21

his Capacious swallow.

16:23

It was often his delight after his school was

16:25

dismissed in the afternoon to stretch

16:27

himself over old mather's

16:29

direful tales.

16:31

until the gathering dusk of evening

16:33

made the printed page a mere mist

16:35

before his eyes.

16:37

Then as he wended his way

16:39

by swamp and stream and awful woodland

16:41

to the farmhouse where he happened to be courted.

16:44

Every

16:44

sound of nature at that witching hour

16:47

flooded. his excited

16:49

imagination. The moan

16:50

of the wipper will from the hillside,

16:53

the boating

16:53

cry of the tree

16:56

Tony, at

16:56

harbinger of storm, the

16:59

dreary

16:59

hooting of the screechow or

17:02

the sudden rustling in the thicket of birds

17:04

frightened from their roost,

17:06

The fireflies too, which sparkled

17:09

most vividly in the darkest places,

17:11

now and then startled him as one

17:13

of uncommon brightness would stream

17:15

across his path and if by chance a

17:18

huge blockhead of a beetle came

17:20

winging his blundering flight

17:22

against him. The

17:24

poor Violet was ready to give up the

17:26

ghost with the idea that he was struck

17:28

with a witch's token.

17:29

He's only resource on

17:31

such occasions to drowned thought

17:33

or drive away evil spirits was

17:36

to sing some tunes and

17:38

the good people of sleepy hollow as they

17:40

sat by their doors of an

17:42

evening. were often filled with awe at hearing his nasal

17:45

melody. In linked sweetness, long

17:47

drawn out, clothing from

17:49

the distant hill. or

17:52

along the Dusky road. Another

17:54

of his sources of fearful

17:57

pleasure was to pass long winter

17:59

evenings with the old

17:59

Dutch wives as they sat spinning by the fire

18:02

with a row of apples roasting and

18:04

spluttering along the half and

18:06

listen to their marvelous tales

18:08

of ghosts and goblins.

18:10

and haunted fields and haunted bricks

18:13

and haunted bridges and haunted

18:15

houses, and particularly.

18:17

of the

18:17

headless horsemen

18:19

or galloping hessian of the

18:22

hollow as they sometimes called

18:24

him. He would

18:24

delight them equally by his anecdotes

18:27

of which craft and of the

18:29

doubtful omens and

18:31

portentous sights and sounds in the air,

18:33

which prevailed in the earlier times

18:35

of Connecticut. and would frighten them

18:37

woefully with speculations upon

18:39

comets and shooting

18:41

stars. And

18:41

with the alarming that

18:43

the world did absolutely turn

18:46

round and that they were of the

18:48

time topsy-turvy.

18:50

But if there was a pleasure in all

18:52

this, while snugly cuddling

18:54

in the chimney corner of the chamber that

18:56

was at all a ruddy glow

18:58

from the crackling wood fire and where,

19:01

of course, no spectre there to

19:03

show its face. It was

19:05

daily purchased by the

19:07

terrorist of his subsequent walk

19:10

onwards. What fearful

19:12

shapes and shadows possess

19:14

his path? amidst the dim

19:16

and ghastly glare of a snowy

19:18

night. With what a

19:20

wishful look did he eye

19:22

every trembling ray of light streaming

19:24

across the waist fields from some

19:26

distant window.

19:27

How often was

19:30

the Apollo by some shrub

19:32

covered with snow, which like a

19:34

sheeted specter

19:35

beset his very path.

19:37

How

19:37

often did he shrink with curdling

19:39

ore of the sound of his own steps on

19:41

the frosty crust beneath his

19:44

feet

19:44

and dread? to

19:45

look over his shoulder lest he should

19:48

behold some uncouth

19:51

being trampling

19:52

close behind him. how

19:55

often will he thrown into complete

19:58

dismay by

19:58

some rushing blast howling among

20:00

the trees in the idea

20:03

that it was the galloping hessian and one

20:05

of

20:05

his knightly scarings. All

20:08

these, however,

20:09

were mere terrorists of the

20:11

night phantoms of the mind

20:13

that walk in darkness. though

20:15

he had seen many specters in his time

20:17

and been more than once beset

20:19

by Satan in diverse shapes,

20:21

in his lonely parambulations, yet

20:24

daylight put an end to all these evils,

20:26

and he would have passed the pleasant life

20:28

of it in despite of the devil

20:30

and all his works. if his path had

20:32

not been crossed

20:33

by a being

20:34

that causes more perplexity

20:37

to mortal man than

20:39

ghosts, goblins, and a whole race of

20:41

witches put together, and

20:43

that

20:43

was

20:46

a woman. Among

20:47

the musical disciples who assembled one evening

20:49

in each week to receive his instructions in

20:52

Psalmody was Katrina

20:54

Frangtassel, the

20:56

daughter and only child of a substantial

20:59

Dutch farmer. She

21:01

was a blooming glass of fresh

21:03

eighteen plump as a partridge

21:06

bright and melting a

21:08

rosy cheeked as one of her father's

21:10

peaches and universally

21:12

famed not merely for

21:15

her beauty. but

21:15

her vast expectations. She

21:17

was

21:18

with all a little

21:20

of a coquette as might be

21:22

perceived even in her dress, which was a mix

21:24

year of ancient and modern fashions

21:27

and most suited to

21:29

set off her charms. She

21:31

wore the ornaments of yellow

21:33

Hollow, which her great great

21:36

grandmother had brought over from

21:38

Saruman, the

21:39

tempting stomacher of the

21:41

old in time. and with all a

21:44

provokingly short peticoat to

21:45

display the prettiest foot

21:48

and ankle in

21:49

the country around.

21:51

It should've had a soft and

21:54

foolish heart towards the sex,

21:56

and it is not to be wondered that that

21:58

so tempting a

22:00

morsel soon found favor in his

22:02

eyes. More especially

22:04

after he had visited her in her

22:06

paternal mansion, old

22:08

Baltus von Tassel was a

22:10

perfect picture of a thriving, contented,

22:13

liberal Sharpe

22:15

farmer. He seldom it is true, sent either

22:17

his eyes or his thoughts beyond the

22:19

boundaries of his own farm but

22:21

within those, everything was

22:23

snug, happy, and well conditioned. He

22:25

was satisfied with his wealth, but not

22:27

proud of it. and piqued himself

22:29

upon the hearty abundance rather

22:31

than the style in which he

22:33

lived. His stronghold was

22:35

situated on the banks of the Hudson in one

22:37

of those green sheltered fertile

22:39

looks in which the Dutch farmers are

22:41

so fond of nestling. A

22:43

great

22:43

elm tree spread

22:45

its broad branches over it, at the

22:47

foot of which bubbled up a spring of

22:49

the softest and sweetest water.

22:51

that

22:51

babble that long among elders

22:54

and dwarf Hollow. Hard

22:56

by the farmhouse was a vast

22:58

demand that might have served for a

23:00

church every window and crevice of which seemed bursting

23:02

forth with the treasures of the farm.

23:04

The flail was busily resounding

23:06

within it from morning tonight.

23:09

swellows and martins skimmed twitering

23:11

about the eves, and rows of

23:13

pigeons, some with one eye turned up as

23:15

if watching the weather, Some with

23:17

their heads down under their wings

23:19

or buried in their bosoms, and

23:22

others swelling and cooing

23:24

and bowing about their dames. were

23:26

enjoying the sunshine on the

23:28

roof. Sleepy unwieldy

23:30

porkers were grunting in the repose

23:32

and abundance of their pens from

23:34

when salad fourth, now and then, troops

23:36

of sucking pigs as if to snuff

23:38

the air, a stately squadron

23:41

of snowy geese were riding in an

23:44

adjoining pond, convoying whole

23:46

fleets of ducks. Regiments

23:48

of turkeys were gobbling through

23:50

the farmyard, and guinea fowls

23:52

fretting about it like ill tempered

23:54

housewives with their peevish, discontinued

23:57

cry. Before the

23:57

barn door strutted the Gallant cock,

23:59

that pattern of a husband, a

24:02

warrior, and a fine gentleman clapping

24:04

his burnished wings and crowing in the

24:06

pride and gladness of

24:08

his heart, sometimes tearing up the earth with his

24:10

feet and then generously calling

24:12

his ever hungry family of wives and

24:14

children to enjoy the rich morsel

24:16

which he had discovered. The

24:18

pedagogue's

24:19

mouth watered as he looked upon

24:21

this sumptuous promise of luxurious winter

24:24

fare. In

24:25

his devouring mind's eye, he pictured to

24:28

himself every roasting pig

24:30

running about with a pudding in his

24:32

belly and an apple in his

24:34

mouth. The

24:34

pigeons were snugly put to bed in a comfortable

24:37

pie and tucked in with a

24:39

covetous crust. The

24:40

geese were swimming in their own

24:43

gravy and

24:43

the ducks Irving cozily in

24:46

dishes like snug married couples

24:48

with a decent competency of

24:50

onion sauce. In the porkers, he

24:52

saw carved out the future

24:53

sleek side of bacon and

24:56

juicy relishing ham. Not

24:58

a Turkey, but he beheld a daintily trussed

25:00

up with its gizzled under its wing

25:02

and put adventure a necklace

25:04

of savory sausages. an even

25:07

bright shaun to clear himself

25:09

by sprawling on his back in a

25:11

side dish with uplifted clothes

25:14

as if craving that quarter, which

25:16

is chivalrous spirit disdained to us

25:18

while living. As the

25:21

enraptured Eicobod fancied

25:23

all this, And

25:23

as he rolled his great green eyes

25:26

over the fat meadowlands, the

25:28

rich fields of wheat, of rye,

25:30

of buckwheat, and Indian

25:33

and the Orchids burdened with a ruddy

25:35

fruit, which surrounded

25:36

the warm tenement of Fung

25:39

Tassil. his

25:40

heart year end after the damsel who was

25:42

to inherit these domains.

25:44

And his

25:44

imagination expanded with the idea

25:47

how they might be

25:49

readily turned into cash, and the money

25:50

invested in immense tracts of wild

25:53

land and shingled palaces

25:55

in the wilderness. Nay, his busy

25:58

fancy already realized his hopes and

26:00

presented to him the blue moon

26:02

Katrina. For the whole family

26:04

of children, mounted on the top of

26:06

a wagon loaded with household

26:08

trampery, with pots and kettles

26:10

dangling beneath, and he beheld

26:12

himself by striding a pacing mayor

26:14

with a cultured her

26:16

heels, setting out for Kentucky,

26:18

Tennessee. All

26:19

the lord knows where.

26:22

When

26:22

he entered the house, the conquest of

26:24

his heart, was complete.

26:26

It was

26:26

one of those spacious farm

26:29

houses with high pitched but lowly

26:31

sloping roofs built in the style handed down from the

26:33

first dutch settlers, the low

26:35

projecting eaves forming a

26:37

piazza along the front capable

26:39

of being closed up in bad

26:41

weather. Under this were hung flails,

26:44

harness, various utensils, husbandry,

26:46

and nets for fishing in the neighboring

26:49

river. Ventures were built

26:51

along the sides for summer use, and a

26:53

great spinning wheel at one end

26:55

and a churn at the other showed

26:57

the various uses to which

26:59

this important porch might be

27:01

devoted. From

27:02

this piazza, the wandering Ikebaud

27:04

entered the hall which formed the center

27:06

of the mansion and the

27:07

place of usual residence.

27:10

Here,

27:10

rows of resplendent

27:12

pewter ranged on the long dresser

27:15

dazzled his eyes. In one

27:16

corner, stood a huge bag of

27:18

wool ready to be one, in

27:21

another a quantity of Lindsay,

27:23

Woolsey just from the loom. Years

27:25

of Indian corn and strings

27:27

of dried apples and peaches

27:29

hung in grayfish stumes along the walls

27:31

mingled with the gourd of red

27:33

peppers, and the door left the jar gave

27:35

him a peep into the best parlor

27:38

where the claw footed chairs and dark

27:40

mahogany tables shone

27:42

like mirrors and irons

27:44

with their accompanying shovel

27:47

and tongs glistened from

27:49

the covert of

27:51

asparagus tops. Mok orange juice

27:53

and conch shells decorated the

27:55

mantle Sleepy. Irving

27:57

of various colored birds eggs

27:59

were suspended above it. A great

28:02

ostrich egg was hung from the center of the

28:04

room and a corner cupboard knowingly

28:06

left open displayed

28:09

immense treasures of old

28:11

silver

28:11

and well mended China.

28:14

From

28:15

the moment Icabod laid his eyes

28:17

upon these regions of delight,

28:19

the peace of his mind was

28:21

at an end. and his only

28:24

study was out

28:24

again the effections

28:26

of the peerless daughter

28:29

of Fontasso. In this

28:30

enterprise, however, he had more

28:32

real difficulties than generally felt that

28:34

a lot of a night errant of your

28:36

who seldom had anything but giants and

28:39

chances, fiery dragons, and such

28:41

like easily conquered adversaries

28:43

to contend with. and had to make his way merely through gates

28:46

of iron and brass and walls of

28:48

adamant to the castle keep

28:50

where the lady of

28:50

his heart was confined.

28:53

all which

28:53

he achieved as easily as a man would

28:55

carve his way to the center of a Christmas

28:58

pie, and then the

28:58

lady gave him her hand as a matter

29:01

of course. ICABARD,

29:03

on the contrary,

29:05

had to win his way to the heart

29:07

of a country cadet, beset

29:09

with a labyrinth of whims and

29:12

Caprice's which were forever presenting new

29:14

difficulties and impediments, and he

29:16

had to encounter a host of faithful

29:18

adversaries of real flesh and blood

29:20

the numerous rustic admirers who beset

29:23

every portal to her heart

29:25

keeping a watchful and

29:27

angry eye upon each other.

29:30

but ready to fly out in the common cause against

29:32

any new competitor. Among

29:34

these, in the most formidable was

29:37

the burley, roaring, roistering

29:40

blade of the name of Abraham, or according

29:42

to the Dutch abbreviation, Brondt,

29:44

the hero

29:46

of the Country Round, which

29:48

rang with his feats of strength

29:50

and hardyhood. It was

29:51

broad shoulders and double jointed

29:54

with short curly black hair

29:56

and a bluff but not unpleasant

29:58

countenance having a mingled

29:59

era of fun and arrogance.

30:02

From

30:02

his herculean frame and

30:05

great powers of limbs, he had

30:07

received a nickname of Brombonds by

30:09

which she was universally known.

30:12

It was famed for great knowledge and skill

30:14

in horsemanship, being

30:16

as dextrous on horseback as a

30:18

tarta. He was foremost

30:20

at all races and cock fights and

30:22

with the ascendancy which bodily strength

30:24

always acquires in rustic life was the

30:27

unpironal disputes,

30:28

setting his hat on one side and giving his

30:31

decisions an air and tone that admitted

30:33

of no gainsay or

30:35

appeal. He was always

30:35

ready for either a fight or a

30:38

frolic, but had more

30:39

mischiefs near will in his

30:41

composition. with all his overbearing roughness,

30:43

there was a strong dash of waggish

30:45

good humor at bottom.

30:47

He had three or four boone companions

30:49

who regarded him as their model,

30:51

and at the head of whom he scoured the

30:54

country, attending every scene of

30:56

feudal merriment from miles around.

30:58

In cold weather, he was distinguished by

31:00

a fur cap surmounted with

31:02

a flaunting foxes' tail. I

31:04

wonder

31:04

folks at the country gathering describe

31:07

his well known crest at a

31:09

distance was skiing about among a squad of hard riders.

31:11

They always stood by for

31:13

a squall. Sometimes, his

31:15

crew would be heard dashing along

31:18

past the houses at midnight with Hoop and

31:20

Hulu, like a troop of Don

31:22

Cossacks. And the old James

31:24

startled out of their sleep

31:26

would listen for a moment till a hurry,

31:28

scurry, get clatted Legend then

31:30

exclaim, I, there goes,

31:32

brown bones and he's

31:34

gang. The

31:34

neighbors looked upon him with a mixture of awe,

31:36

admiration, and goodwill. And

31:38

when any

31:38

mad cap prank or rustic brawl

31:41

occurred in the vicinity, always shook

31:43

their heads, and warranted,

31:45

Braun Bones was at the bottom of

31:47

it.

31:49

This

31:49

rantipole hero had for

31:51

sometimes singled out the blooming

31:54

Katrina for the object of his

31:56

uncouth gallon trees. And

31:58

though his amorous toyings were

31:59

something like the gentle caresses and

32:02

endearments of a bear, yet

32:04

it was whispered that she did

32:06

not altogether discourage

32:08

his hopes. Certainties,

32:09

his advances were singles

32:11

for rival candidates to retire,

32:13

who felt no inclination to cross a

32:15

liar and neither mores.

32:17

In

32:17

so much that when his horse was

32:20

seen tied to van Tassel's paling

32:22

on a Sunday night, a sure

32:24

sign that his master was courting or

32:26

as it is termed Irving

32:29

within. All of the suitors passed

32:31

by in despair and

32:33

carried the war into

32:35

other quarters.

32:36

Such was the formidable rival

32:39

with whom Icabot crane had to

32:41

contend. And considering

32:43

all things, a stalter man

32:45

than he would have shrunk from the

32:47

competition, and a

32:48

wiser man would have

32:50

despaired He

32:51

had, however, a happy mixture

32:53

of pliability and perseverance in

32:55

his nature. He

32:56

was in Forman spirit like a

32:58

supple Irving yielding, but tough. Though

33:00

he bent, he never broke,

33:03

and though he bowed beneath the slightest

33:05

pressure, yet the moment it was away

33:08

jerk. He was as erect and

33:10

carried his head as high as ever.

33:12

in

33:15

the field openly against his rival would have

33:17

been madness. Or he was not a

33:19

man to be thwarted in his anymores

33:22

anymore than that stormy lover

33:24

Achilles. Ecabod

33:25

therefore made his advances in

33:27

a quiet and gently insinuating manner

33:31

under cover

33:31

of his character of singing master,

33:34

he made frequent visits at the farmhouse,

33:36

not as

33:36

that he had anything to apprehend from

33:39

the meddlesome interference of

33:41

parents, which is so often a stumbling block

33:43

in the path of lovers.

33:45

Bolt front tussle was an

33:47

easily indulgent soul. He

33:49

loved his daughter better even than his pipe.

33:52

And like

33:52

a reasonable man and an excellent father,

33:55

let her have her way in everything. His

33:57

notable little wife too had enough to do to attend

33:59

to her

33:59

housekeeping and manage her

34:02

poultry, four as she sagely

34:04

observed,

34:05

ducks and geese are foolish things

34:07

and must be looked after, but

34:10

girls can take care

34:12

of themselves. Thus,

34:14

while the busy day and bustling

34:16

about the house, applied a

34:18

spinning wheel at one end of

34:20

the piazza, honest bolt

34:22

would sit smoking his evening pipe at

34:24

the other, watching the achievements of

34:26

a little wooden warrior who armed with a

34:28

sword in each hand was most value eventually

34:31

fighting the wind on the pinnacle of the barn. In the

34:33

meantime, Ikebod

34:34

would carry on his suit with

34:36

the daughter by the side of the

34:39

spring under the great Hollow or

34:42

sarturing or sarturing

34:42

along in the twilight that

34:46

hour so favorable to the

34:48

lava eloquence. I

34:49

prefer not

34:50

to know how women's hearts

34:53

are wounded one. To me,

34:54

they have always been matters

34:57

of riddle and admiration.

34:59

Some seem to have but one fungible

35:01

point or door of access, while

35:04

others have a thousand avenues and may

35:06

be captured in a thousand

35:08

different ways. It is a great

35:10

triumph for skill to gain the

35:12

former, but a still greater proof of

35:14

generalship to maintain the

35:16

possession of the latter. for man

35:18

must battle for his fortress at every

35:20

door and window. He wins

35:22

a thousand common heart is therefore entitled

35:25

to some but he who keeps undisputed sway over

35:27

the heart of a croquettes is

35:30

indeed a

35:32

hero. Certain

35:33

it is, this was not

35:35

the case with the redoubtable

35:37

brom bones. And from the

35:39

moment, Ikebod crane made his

35:41

advances. the interests of the former

35:43

evidently declined. His horse

35:45

was no longer seen tied

35:47

to the Irving on

35:50

Sunday nights and a deadly feud gradually

35:52

arose between him and the

35:54

protector of

35:56

sleepy hollow.

35:56

Sleepy,

35:58

who had

35:59

a degree of rough chivalry

35:59

in his nature, would vain have carried

36:02

matters to open warfare and have

36:04

settled their pretensions

36:05

to the lady according

36:07

to the mode of those most concise

36:10

and simple of reasoners, the

36:12

night's

36:12

errand of your, by

36:13

single combat.

36:16

but

36:16

Icobot was too conscious of the superior might

36:18

of his adversary to enter the lists against

36:20

him. He had overheard a

36:22

boast of bones that he

36:26

would double the school master up and lay him

36:28

on the shelf of his own school house,

36:30

and he was too wary to give

36:32

him an

36:34

opportunity. There

36:35

was something extremely provoking in this optimally

36:37

Pacific system. It left Bahram no

36:39

alternative, but to draw upon the funds

36:41

of rustic waggory in

36:44

his position and to play off boorish practical

36:46

jokes upon his rival. Iqobad

36:48

became the object of whimsical

36:50

persecution to bones and his

36:53

gang of a rough riders. He

36:55

harried his hitherto peaceful domains, smoked

36:57

out his singing school by stopping

36:59

up the chimney, broke

37:02

into the schoolhouse at night in spite of

37:04

its formidable fastnings of wide and

37:07

window stakes turned everything

37:10

topsy-turvy so that the Post Gold Master

37:12

began to think all the witches in

37:14

the country held their meetings there.

37:16

But it was still more annoying. Bram

37:18

took all opportunities of turning him into ridicule in the

37:21

presence of his mistress and had

37:23

a scoundrel dog when he taught of

37:25

wine in the most ludicrous manner

37:28

and introduced as a rival of Icabod's to instruct

37:30

her Irving harmony. In

37:32

this way,

37:33

matters went on

37:34

for some time.

37:36

without

37:36

producing any material effect on the relative situations

37:39

of the contending powers.

37:42

On a fine

37:43

autumnal afternoon, Icabod

37:46

intensive mode, sat enthroned on the lofty

37:48

stool from whence he usually watched

37:50

all the concerns of his little literary

37:54

realm. In

37:54

his hand, he swayed the pharyal, that scepter

37:57

of despotic power. The birch

37:59

of

37:59

justice reposed

38:00

on three nails behind the

38:04

throne, a constant terror at evildoers, while on the desk

38:06

before him

38:07

might be seen sundry

38:09

contraband articles and

38:12

prohibited weapons detected

38:14

upon the persons of idle

38:16

urchins such as half munch

38:18

apples, hop

38:19

guns, whirly gigs,

38:20

fly cages, and

38:22

all legions of rampant little

38:25

paper game cocks. Apparently, there

38:26

had been some appalling act

38:29

of justice recently inflicted Boy's

38:31

scholars were all busily intent upon

38:33

their books or slightly whispering behind

38:35

them with one eye kept

38:37

upon the master. and

38:38

a kind of buzzing stillness rain throughout the

38:41

school room. It was suddenly interrupted by

38:42

the appearance of a negro in

38:44

tau cloth jacket and trousers Legend

38:48

crowned fragment of a hack like a cap of Mercury

38:50

and mounted on the back of

38:52

a ragged wild half broken coat

38:55

which he managed with a rope by way of a

38:58

halter. He came

38:58

clattering up to the school door with

39:00

an invitation to Icabod to attend a

39:03

merry making or quilting frolic to

39:05

be held that evening, get the mind here from

39:08

Tassels. And having delivered his

39:10

message with an air

39:12

of importance, he dashed over the brook

39:14

and was seen scampering away up the hollow full of the importance and hurry

39:17

of his mission. Oar

39:19

was now bustling hubba in the late quiet

39:22

schoolroom. The scholars were

39:23

hurried through their lessons

39:25

without stopping at trifles. Those

39:27

who were nimble skipped over half

39:29

with impunity and those who Sharpe Tardy had

39:31

a smart application now and then in the

39:33

rear to quicken their speed or help

39:35

them over a tall

39:38

word. Books were flung aside without

39:40

being put away on the shelves, ink

39:42

stands were

39:44

overturned, benches, thrown down, and the whole school was

39:46

turned loose an hour before the usual

39:48

time, bursting forth like a

39:50

legion of

39:52

young imps yelping and racking about the green

39:54

enjoy at their early

39:56

emancipation. The

39:58

Gallanticabod

39:59

the gallon a couple

39:59

now spent at least an extra half hour at his

40:02

toilet brushing and furbishing

40:04

up his best, an indeed

40:06

only

40:06

suit of rusty black.

40:09

and arranging his locks by a bit of

40:11

broken looking glass that hung up in

40:13

the schoolhouse that he might make his appearance

40:15

before his mistress in the true style

40:17

of a cavalier. He borrowed a

40:19

horse from the farmer with whom he was

40:22

domiciled, a clerical dutchman

40:24

of the name of Hans van Ruppert.

40:26

and thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like

40:28

a night errand in quest of adventures.

40:32

But it is meat

40:34

I should in the

40:36

true spirit of romantic story

40:38

gives some account of the looks

40:40

and equipments of my hero

40:42

and his

40:44

stead. The

40:44

animal he best strode was a broken down plough horse that

40:46

had outlived almost everything but

40:49

its viciousness. He

40:51

was gone and shaggered with a u neck

40:53

and a head like a hammer. His rusty mane and

40:55

tail were tangled and knotted with

40:57

birds. One eye had

41:00

lost its pupil and was glaring and spectral, but the

41:02

other had a

41:02

gleam of a genuine devil

41:05

in it. Still,

41:06

he must have had fire and metal in his day

41:08

if we made judge from the name he

41:11

bought of gunpowder. He had in fact

41:13

been a favorite state of

41:16

his masters the chaletic fur ripper who was a

41:18

furious rider and had infused very

41:20

probably some of his own spirit into

41:22

the animal. for

41:24

old and broken down as he looked. There

41:26

was more of the looking devil in

41:28

him than in any young Philly

41:31

in the country. ICABOD was a suitable figure for

41:33

such a state. He rode with

41:36

short stirrups which brought his knees nearly

41:38

up to the pommel of

41:40

the saddle. His sharp

41:42

elbows stuck out like

41:44

grasshoppers. He carried his

41:46

whip perpendicular in his hand like

41:48

a scepter. Legend as his horse

41:50

jogged on, the motion of his arms

41:52

was not unlike the flapping of a

41:54

pair of wings. A

41:56

small wall hat rested on the top of

41:58

his nose for so his scanty strip of forehead might be

41:59

called, and the skirts of his black

42:02

coat fluttered out almost to the

42:04

horse's tail.

42:06

Such was the appearance of Icabod and his steed as they

42:09

shambled out of the gate of

42:11

Hans Van Ripper. and

42:13

it was altogether such an aberration

42:16

as it seldom to be met with

42:19

in broad daylight. It was,

42:22

as I have said, a fine autumnal

42:24

day. The sky was clear

42:26

and serene and nature were that

42:28

rich in golden Livery, which we always associate with the idea of

42:30

abundance. The forests had

42:32

put on their sober brown and

42:34

yellow, while some trees of the

42:36

tenderer kind

42:38

had been nipped by the frost's into brilliant of orange,

42:41

purple, and scarlet.

42:44

Streaming files

42:45

of wild ducks began

42:47

to make their appearance high in the

42:49

air. The bark of the squirrel might

42:51

be heard from the groves of beach

42:53

and hickory nuts. and the pensive

42:55

whistle of the intervals from the neighboring stubblefield.

42:58

The small birds were taking their

43:02

farewell banquets In

43:03

the fullness of their revelry, they fluttered

43:05

chirping and frolicing from bush to

43:08

bush and tree to tree,

43:10

capricious from the very perfusion and

43:12

variety around them. There was the

43:14

honest cock robin, the favorite

43:16

game of Strickling Sportsman with

43:18

his loud, query less note,

43:20

and the twittering Blackbirds flying in

43:22

stable clouds and the

43:24

golden winged woodpecker with his

43:26

crimson crest, his broad black

43:28

gourgett, and

43:30

splendid plumage. and the cedar

43:32

bird with its red tipped wings and

43:34

yellow tipped tail and its little

43:36

Montero cap of feathers.

43:38

And the blue j, that noisy cock

43:40

comb in his gay light blue coat and

43:43

white under clothes, screaming and chattering,

43:46

Irving, and

43:47

and Irving, to

43:50

be good terms with every songster

43:52

of the grove. As

43:54

Ikebod

43:54

jogged slowly on his

43:57

way, Is I

43:57

ever open to every symptom

43:59

of culinary abundance ranged with

44:02

delights over the treasures of

44:04

jolly Autumn? On all

44:06

sides, he beheld vast stores of

44:08

apples. Some hanging in

44:10

oppressive opulence on the trees,

44:12

some gathered into baskets and

44:14

barrels for the market Others

44:16

heaped up in rich piles for the

44:18

cider press. Father on,

44:20

he beheld great fields of Indian corn

44:22

with its golden ears peeping from

44:25

their leafy cupboards and holding out the

44:27

promise of cakes and hasty pudding. And

44:29

the yellow pumpkins lying

44:32

beneath them turning up their fair round bellies to

44:34

the sun and giving ample

44:36

prospects of the most luxurious

44:38

of pies.

44:40

and a nun, he passed the fragrant buckwheat fields,

44:42

breathing the odor of the beehive,

44:44

and as he beheld them.

44:47

Soft anticipation stole over his

44:50

mind of dainty slap

44:52

jacks, well buttered and

44:54

garnished with honey

44:56

or treacle by the delicate,

44:58

little, dimpled hand of Katrina

45:00

Fan Tassel.

45:03

Thus, feeding his mind with many sweet thoughts

45:05

and sugared suppositions. He journeyed

45:08

along the sides of a range of hills, which look

45:10

out upon some of the goodliest

45:12

scenes of a

45:14

mighty hard The sun gradually

45:15

wheeled his broad disk down

45:17

into the west. The wide bosom

45:19

of

45:19

the Tappan's a lay

45:22

motionless and

45:24

accepting that here and there, a gentle undulation

45:26

Legend and prolonged the blue shadow

45:28

of the distant mountain.

45:31

A

45:31

few amber clouds floated in the

45:33

sky without a breath of air to

45:35

move them. The horizon was of

45:37

a fine golden Tony. changing

45:40

gradually into a pure apple

45:42

green. And from that, into

45:43

the deep blue of the mid heaven,

45:46

a

45:46

slanting ray lingered on the woody crests

45:48

of the press pisses that overhung

45:50

some parts of the Irving, giving greater depth

45:52

to the dark gray purple of their

45:54

rocky sides. A sloop

45:56

was loitering in the distance dropping slowly

45:58

down with the tide, a sail hanging

46:00

uselessly against the mast. And as

46:02

the reflection of the sky gleamed

46:05

along the still water, It

46:07

seemed as if the vessel was suspended in

46:09

the air. It was toward

46:11

evening that Ikebaud arrived at

46:13

the castle of the hare van Tessel

46:15

which he found thronged with the pride and flower of the adjacent

46:18

country. Old

46:19

farmers, a spare leather and face race

46:22

in homespun coats and breeches,

46:24

blue stockings, huge

46:26

shoes magnificent pewter

46:28

buckles. They're brisk, withered, little

46:30

dimes, in close crimped

46:32

caps, long, wasted,

46:34

short gowns, home spun petticoats with scissors and pin

46:36

cushions gay calico

46:38

pockets hanging on the

46:40

outside. Buck

46:41

some almost as antiquated as their

46:44

mothers accepting where a straw

46:46

hat, a fine ribbon, or

46:48

perhaps a white frog gave

46:50

symptoms of a city

46:52

innovation. The

46:52

sun's in short, square

46:54

skirted coats with rose of

46:57

stupendous brass buttons and their hair generally queued in the fashion

46:59

of the times, especially if they could procure

47:02

an eel skin for

47:04

the purpose. it Irving

47:06

throughout the country as a potent nourisher

47:08

and strengthener of the

47:11

hair. Bronn bones, however,

47:13

was the hero of the sink.

47:15

Having come

47:15

to the gathering on his favorite

47:18

daredevil, a creature

47:19

like himself full of metal and

47:22

mischief, and which no one but himself

47:24

could manage. He was

47:25

in fact noted for preferring vicious

47:28

animals. Given to

47:28

all kinds of tricks which kept

47:31

the rider in constant risk

47:33

of his neck, for

47:34

he held attractable, well broken horse

47:36

as unworthy of a lad

47:38

of spirit. Feign

47:40

would

47:40

oppose to dwell a on

47:42

the world of charms upon gaze of my

47:45

hero as he entered the

47:47

stakeholder of Phantasil's mansion.

47:50

not

47:50

those of the bevy of buksen lasses with their luxurious

47:53

display of red and white,

47:55

but the ample charms

47:57

of a genuine Dutch country

48:00

tea table in the sumptuous

48:02

time of autumn. Such

48:04

heaped

48:04

up platters of

48:06

cakes of

48:07

various and almost indescribable kinds

48:09

known only to experience Dutch

48:11

housewives. There was

48:13

a doubted doughnut the

48:15

tender oily cook, and the crisp and

48:18

crumbling cruler. Sweet cakes

48:20

and short cakes, ginger

48:22

cakes and honey cakes, and the

48:25

whole family of cakes. And then, there were

48:27

apple

48:27

pies and peach pies and

48:29

pumpkin pies besides slices of

48:31

ham and smoked

48:34

beef and more over delectable dishes of preserved

48:36

plums and peaches and

48:39

pears and quinces, not

48:41

to mention broiled shad and

48:44

roasted chickens. Together

48:46

with bowls of milk and cream,

48:49

all mingled hittled hittled

48:51

piggly, pretty much as I

48:53

have enumerated them with

48:55

the motherly sending up its clouds of vapor from

48:57

the midst. Evan bless the

48:59

mark. I want breath

49:01

and time to discuss this banquet as

49:04

it deserves and I'm too

49:06

eager to get on with my

49:08

story. Happily, Icabot Crane

49:10

was not in so great a hurry

49:13

as his historian. but

49:14

did ample justice to ever

49:16

eatain tea. He was

49:18

a kind

49:19

and thankful creature whose heart dilated

49:21

in proportion as his skin

49:23

was filled with a good cheer and

49:25

whose spirits rose with eating as

49:27

some men's do with drink. It

49:29

could not help to rolling his large eyes around

49:31

him as he ate and chuckling with the

49:34

possibility that he might one day

49:36

be lord of all

49:38

this scene of almost

49:40

unimaginable luxury and splendor.

49:42

Then he thought, how soon

49:44

he turned his back upon the

49:48

old schoolhouse? snap his fingers in the face of Hans Van

49:50

Ripper and every other negatively

49:52

patron and kick any

49:54

itinerant pedagogue out of doors

49:58

that should dare to call him comrade.

50:00

Old Baltus fun tassel

50:02

moved about among his guests with a

50:04

face dilated with content and

50:06

good humor round

50:08

and jolly as the harvest

50:10

moon. His

50:10

hospitable intentions were brief but

50:12

expressive being confined to a shake

50:14

of the hand a slap on the shoulder,

50:16

a loud laugh, and a

50:18

pressing invitation to fall too,

50:21

and help themselves.

50:23

and now the sound of the music from the common room

50:25

or hall summoned to the

50:28

dance, who had been

50:29

the itinerant orchestra of the neighborhood for

50:31

more than half a century. His

50:34

instrument was as old and battered as

50:36

himself. The greater part

50:37

of the time he scraped on

50:39

two or three strings accompanying every movement of the

50:41

bow with a motion of the head, bowing almost

50:43

to the ground and stamping with

50:45

his foot whenever a fresh couple

50:47

were to start.

50:50

Ecabod

50:50

prided himself upon his dancing as much as

50:52

upon his vocal powers. Not a

50:55

limb, not a fiber

50:56

about him was idle.

50:59

and

50:59

to have seen his loosely hung

51:01

frame in full motion and

51:03

clattering about the room, you

51:05

would have thought Synvitus

51:07

himself that blessed patron of the dance was

51:10

figuring before you in

51:12

person. How could the flogger

51:13

of urchins be otherwise

51:15

an animated enjoyable The

51:17

lady

51:17

of his heart was his partner in

51:20

the dance, and smiling

51:21

graciously and replied to all

51:23

his amorous oldlings, while brom

51:26

bones Sleepy smitten

51:28

with love and jealousy sat

51:30

brooding by

51:31

himself

51:33

in one corner. When the dance was at an

51:35

end, Icabod was attracted to a naught of the sager folks who,

51:38

with old Farm Pastel, sat smoking

51:40

at one end of

51:42

the Piazza. gossiping over

51:44

former times and drawing out

51:46

long stories about the war.

51:49

This neighborhood at the time of

51:51

which I'm speaking was one of those highly favored places which are

51:53

bound with chronicled and great men.

51:55

The British and American

51:56

line had run near it during

52:00

the war, It had therefore been the scene of maroding and

52:02

infested with refugees, cowboys,

52:04

and all kinds of border chivalry.

52:07

Just sufficient time had elapsed to

52:09

enable each storyteller to dress up his toe

52:11

with a little becoming fiction, and

52:13

in the Irving distinctiveness

52:15

of his recollection, to make himself the hero of

52:17

every exploit. There was the

52:19

story of

52:20

Dahoo marketing a large

52:23

blue bearded Dutchman, who had nearly

52:26

taken a British frigate with an old iron nine pounder from a mud breastwork

52:28

only that he's gun burst

52:30

at the sixth discharge. Legend

52:34

there was an old gentleman who shall be nameless being too

52:36

rich, I'm in here to be likely mentioned,

52:38

who in the battle of white planes

52:40

being an excellent master

52:43

of defense parried musket ball with a small

52:45

sword. In so in so much that

52:47

he absolutely felt it whizz around the

52:49

blade and glanced off at

52:52

the hilt, in proof of which he was ready at any time to show the

52:54

sword with the hilt or a little

52:56

bent. There were several more that had

52:58

been equally great in

53:00

the field, not one of whom but was persuaded that he

53:02

had a considerable hand in bringing the

53:04

war to a

53:06

happy termination. all

53:08

these were nothing to the tales

53:10

of ghosts and apparitions that succeeded.

53:12

The neighborhood is rich

53:14

in legendary treasures of the kind,

53:17

Local

53:17

tales and superstitions thrive best

53:20

in these sheltered, long, settled

53:22

retreats, but are trampled

53:23

on the foot by the

53:25

shifting thronged a population of most of our country

53:27

places. Besides, there's no encouragement

53:30

for ghosts in most of

53:32

our villages. but

53:33

they have scarcely had time to finish their

53:35

first nap and turn themselves in their

53:37

graves before their surviving friends have

53:39

traveled away from the neighborhood so

53:41

that when they turn out at night to walk their

53:43

rounds, they have no acquaintance left to call

53:46

upon. This is

53:47

perhaps the reason while

53:49

we so seldom hear of

53:51

ghosts except in our long

53:53

established Dutch

53:56

communities. The

53:56

immediate cause, however, of the prevalence of supernatural stories in

53:58

these parts, was

53:59

doubtful owing to

54:01

the vicinity of sleepy

54:04

hollow. There was a contagion

54:06

in the very air that

54:08

blew from that haunted region.

54:10

It breathed forth an

54:13

atmosphere of dreams. and fancies infecting all the

54:16

land. Several of the

54:18

sleepy

54:18

hollow people were present at Van

54:22

and as usual, were doling out their wild and wonderful legends.

54:24

Many dismal tales

54:26

were told about funeral

54:28

trains. and Irving

54:30

cries and wailings heard and seen

54:32

about the great tree where the

54:35

unfortunate major Andrea was taken and

54:37

which stood in the neighborhood.

54:39

Some

54:39

mention was made also of the woman in

54:42

white that haunted the dark

54:44

glen at Ravenrock and was

54:46

often

54:46

her to shriek on winter nights before

54:48

a storm having perished there

54:50

in the snow.

54:52

The chief parts

54:53

of the stories, however, turned

54:56

upon

54:56

the favorite specter of sleepy hollow,

54:58

the headless

54:59

horsemen who had been heard

55:01

several times of late

55:03

patrolling the country

55:05

it was said, tethered

55:06

his horse nicely among the

55:09

graves in the churchyard.

55:12

The sequestered situation of

55:14

this church seems always to have made it a favorite haunt of

55:16

troubled spirits. It stands

55:18

on a gnoll surrounded by

55:20

locust trees and lofty elms.

55:23

among its decent whitewashed wall

55:26

shine modestly forth by

55:29

Christian

55:29

purity beaming through

55:31

the shades of retirement. A

55:33

gentle slope descends from it to a silver sheet

55:36

of water, bordered by high

55:38

trees between which, peeps may

55:40

be caught at the blue hills of

55:42

the Hudson. to look upon

55:44

its grass grown yard where sun

55:46

beams seem to sleep so

55:48

quietly. One would think

55:50

that they're at least

55:52

the dead. my dressed in

55:54

peace. On one

55:55

side of the church extends a

55:57

wide wooden dow, along which raves

55:59

a

55:59

large brook among broken rock and trunks fallen

56:02

trees. Over a deep

56:04

black part of the stream, not far

56:06

from

56:06

the church, was formerly thrown a

56:10

wooden bridge, The

56:10

road that led to it and the bridge itself were thickly

56:12

shaded by overhanging trees, which

56:14

cast a gloom about it even

56:17

in the daytime. but

56:20

occasioned a

56:20

fearful darkness at night.

56:23

Such was one of the favorite horns of

56:26

the headless horsemen and the

56:28

place where he was most frequently

56:30

encountered. The tale was

56:32

told of old brewer,

56:34

a most heretical disbeliever

56:37

in ghosts, how he met the horseman returning from

56:39

his foray into sleepy hollow

56:41

and was obliged to get

56:43

up behind him. how they galloped over bush

56:45

and brake over and swamp until he

56:48

reached the bridge. When the

56:50

horsemen suddenly turned into

56:52

a skeleton, threw old

56:54

brewer into the brook

56:56

and sprang away over the tree

56:58

tops with a clap

57:00

of thunder. This story was immediately matched by a thrice

57:02

marvelous adventure of Braun

57:04

Bones who made light of the galloping

57:06

hessian as an

57:08

errand jockey. He affirmed that

57:10

on returning one night from the neighboring

57:12

village of Singh. He had been

57:14

overtaken

57:14

by this midnight trooper that

57:16

he had offered

57:16

to race with him for a

57:19

bowl of punch and should have wanted to for dead, it

57:21

will beat the goblin horsehold

57:23

hollow. But just as they came to

57:25

the Churchbridge, the

57:28

Hessian bolted and vanished

57:30

in a

57:30

flash of fire.

57:32

All these

57:33

tales told in that draugsy

57:36

undertone with which men talk

57:38

in the dark, the countenances

57:40

of the listeners only now and then

57:42

receiving a casual gleam

57:44

from declare of a pipe. sank

57:46

deep into the mind of Ikebod. He

57:48

repaid him in kind with

57:50

large extracts from his invaluable

57:53

author, Cotton Mayher, and added

57:56

many marvelous events that had taken

57:58

place in his native state of

58:00

Connecticut and fearful sites, which

58:02

he had seen. in his nightly

58:04

walks about sleepy hollow.

58:06

The

58:06

rebel now gradually broke

58:08

up. The old farmers gathered together

58:11

their families in their wagons and were

58:13

heard for some time rattling along the roads and over

58:15

the distant hills. Some of the damsels

58:17

mounted

58:17

on billions behind their

58:20

favorite swanes, and

58:21

their lighthearted laughter mingling with the clatter

58:23

of hooves echoed along the

58:26

silent woodlands, sounding fainter

58:29

and fainter until They gradually died away,

58:31

and the late scene of noise

58:32

and frolic was all silent and

58:36

deserted. ICABOD only lingered

58:38

behind according to the custom of country

58:40

lovers to have a tat to tat with

58:42

the ARS, fully convinced that he was

58:44

now on the high road to success. What

58:48

past this interview I will not

58:50

pretend to say for? In

58:52

fact, I

58:52

do not know. Something,

58:54

however, I fear me,

58:56

must have gone wrong. But he certainly

58:58

sallied forth

58:58

after no very great interval with

59:00

an air quite desolate and

59:04

chap forward. Oh,

59:06

these women. These

59:08

women could

59:09

that girl have been playing

59:12

off any of her

59:14

cassettes tricks?

59:15

What's her

59:16

encouragement of the poor pedagogue,

59:18

all Amir Shah, to secure

59:20

her conquest of his rival? Legend

59:24

only knows, not aye.

59:26

Let it suffice

59:27

to say, Icabod's stole forth with the

59:29

air of one who'd been sucking

59:31

a hand roost. rather than a

59:34

fair lady's heart. Without

59:35

looking to the right or left to notice

59:38

the scene of rural wealth on which

59:40

she has so often bloated, He went straight to

59:42

the stable and with several

59:43

hearty cuffs and kicks, roused

59:45

his stead most precuriously

59:48

from the comfortable quarters in

59:50

which you were soundly sleeping, dreaming of mountains

59:53

of corn and oats, and a whole valleys

59:55

of timothy and clover.

59:58

a witching

1:00:00

time of night at Ikebaud,

1:00:02

heavy hearted and crestfallen,

1:00:04

the duties traveled homewards, along

1:00:07

the sides of the lofty hills

1:00:09

which rise above Tarrytown and

1:00:11

which he had traversed so

1:00:13

cheerily in the

1:00:15

afternoon. The hour was as dismal

1:00:17

as himself. Far below him,

1:00:19

the Tappanbare spread its dusky

1:00:21

and in distinct waste

1:00:24

of waters, with

1:00:24

here and there the tall mast of a sloop

1:00:26

riding quietly at anchor under the land. In the

1:00:29

dead hush of

1:00:30

midnight, He

1:00:32

could even hear the barking of the watchdog from the opposite shore of

1:00:35

the Hudson. But it was so vague

1:00:37

and faint as

1:00:37

only to give an idea

1:00:39

of his distance from this faithful

1:00:42

companion of man.

1:00:43

Now and then two, the long

1:00:46

drawn crowing of a cock

1:00:48

accidentally awakened would sound

1:00:50

far, far off from some

1:00:52

farmhouse away among the hills. But

1:00:53

it was like a dreaming sound in

1:00:56

his ear. No

1:00:56

signs of life occurred near him, but occasionally, the

1:00:59

melancholy chipped of

1:00:59

a cricket, or perhaps the

1:01:02

guttural twang of a bullfrog from a

1:01:04

neighboring Sharpe

1:01:06

as

1:01:07

he's sleeping uncomfortable and suddenly turning in

1:01:09

his bed. All the

1:01:11

stories of

1:01:14

ghosts and goblins that he had heard in the afternoon came

1:01:16

crowding upon his recollection.

1:01:18

The night looked darker

1:01:21

and darker. Sharpe

1:01:23

stars seemed to sink deeper in the

1:01:26

sky, and driving clouds

1:01:28

occasionally hit them from his side.

1:01:31

He

1:01:31

had never felt so lonely

1:01:33

in dismal. He

1:01:34

was, however, approaching the

1:01:38

very place where many of the scenes of the ghost stories have

1:01:40

been laid.

1:01:42

In the center of the road stood an

1:01:45

enormous tulip tree, which towered like a giant above all

1:01:47

the other trees of the neighborhood and formed a kind of

1:01:50

landmark. Its limbs

1:01:52

were gnarled and fantastic. large

1:01:55

enough to form trunks for ordinary

1:01:58

trees, twisting down

1:02:00

almost to the earth and

1:02:02

rising again into

1:02:04

the air. It was connected with the tragical story of the

1:02:06

unfortunate Andrey who had been taken

1:02:08

prisoner hard by and was

1:02:10

universally known by the name of

1:02:12

major Andrey's tree.

1:02:14

The common people regarded it with a

1:02:16

mixture of respect and superstition, partly out

1:02:19

of sympathy for the fate of

1:02:21

its ill starred namesake and

1:02:23

partly from the

1:02:24

tales of strange sites

1:02:27

and doubtful lamentations told

1:02:30

concerning it.

1:02:31

As Ikebod

1:02:32

approached this fearful tree,

1:02:34

he began

1:02:35

to whistle. He thought

1:02:37

his whistle was answered, It

1:02:39

was but a blast

1:02:41

sweeping sharply through the

1:02:43

dry branches. As he approached

1:02:45

a little nearer, He thought

1:02:47

he saw something white hanging in the

1:02:50

midst of the tree. He

1:02:52

paused and ceased whistling, but on

1:02:54

looking more

1:02:56

narrowly perceived that it was the place

1:02:58

where the tree had been scaled by lightning and a white wood laid

1:03:02

bare. Suddenly,

1:03:04

he had a groan,

1:03:06

his teeth

1:03:07

chatted, and his

1:03:08

knees smote against the

1:03:11

saddle. It was but the rubbing of one huge bow

1:03:13

upon another as they were swayed about by

1:03:15

the breeze. They passed the

1:03:17

tree in safety.

1:03:19

but

1:03:19

new perils lay before

1:03:22

him. About two

1:03:22

hundred yards from the tree, the small

1:03:25

brook crossed the road and ran into

1:03:27

a marshy and thickly wooded glen known

1:03:29

by the name of Wiley's

1:03:32

swamp. A few

1:03:32

rough logs laid side by side

1:03:34

served for a bridge over this

1:03:37

stream. On that side

1:03:37

of the road where the Brook entered the

1:03:40

wood, a group of oaks and

1:03:42

chestnuts, matted thick with wild

1:03:44

grapevines, threw a cavernous gloom

1:03:46

over it. To

1:03:47

pass this bridge was the

1:03:50

severest trial. It

1:03:52

was

1:03:52

a disidentical spot that the

1:03:55

unfortunate Andrey was captured and

1:03:57

under the covered of those chestnuts and

1:03:59

vines with a sturdy yum and

1:04:02

concealed who surprised

1:04:04

him. This has ever since been considered a haunted

1:04:06

stream and fearful other

1:04:08

feelings of the schoolboy

1:04:10

who has to pass it alone.

1:04:14

after

1:04:14

dark. As he approached the stream, his

1:04:17

heart began to thump. He summoned up,

1:04:19

however, all his resolution.

1:04:22

gave

1:04:22

he scores half a score of kicks in the ribs and attempted to dash

1:04:24

briskly across the bridge. But instead

1:04:27

of starting forward,

1:04:27

the perverse old animal made

1:04:30

a lot rule movement and

1:04:32

ran broadside against the

1:04:34

fence. Ikebod,

1:04:34

whose fears increased with the delayed

1:04:36

jerk the reins on the other side, and

1:04:39

kicked lustily with the contrary foot.

1:04:41

It was all in vain. It

1:04:43

stead Sharpe. It is true, but it

1:04:45

was only to plunge at the opposite side of the road into a

1:04:47

thicket of brambles and Legend bushes.

1:04:50

The school master now bestowed both

1:04:53

whip and heal upon the startling ribs of

1:04:55

old gunpowder, who dashed forward,

1:04:58

snuffling, and snorting, but

1:05:00

came to a stand just by the

1:05:02

bridge with a suddenness that

1:05:04

had nearly sent his riders sprawling

1:05:06

over his head. Just at

1:05:07

this moment,

1:05:08

a flashy tramp by the side of the

1:05:10

bridge caught the sensitive EriVica

1:05:12

pod. In the dark shadow of the

1:05:13

grove, on the margin of

1:05:15

the

1:05:15

Brook, he beheld

1:05:17

something

1:05:18

huge.

1:05:20

misshapen,

1:05:20

and towering. It stood not,

1:05:23

but seemed gathered

1:05:23

up in the gloom, like some

1:05:26

gigantic monster ready to spring

1:05:28

upon the

1:05:30

traveler. The hair of

1:05:31

the affrighted pedagogue rose upon his head with

1:05:33

terror. What was to be done?

1:05:35

The turn

1:05:35

and fly was now

1:05:36

too late and besides what chance

1:05:39

was there of escaping ghost or goblin if

1:05:42

such it was, which could ride on the

1:05:44

wings of the wind.

1:05:46

Summing up therefore a show of courage

1:05:48

he demanded in stammering

1:05:50

accents. Who who are

1:05:52

you? He received

1:05:54

no reply. He began his

1:05:56

demand

1:05:56

in a still more agitated voice

1:05:59

still. There was

1:06:01

no answer. Once more, he

1:06:03

cudgel the sides of

1:06:05

the inflexible gunpowder, and shutting

1:06:07

his eyes broke forth with the involuntary fervor into a sound

1:06:10

tune, just

1:06:12

then.

1:06:12

this man The shadowy object

1:06:15

of alarm put itself in motion and with

1:06:17

a scramble

1:06:17

and a bound stood at once

1:06:20

in the middle of

1:06:22

the road. Though the

1:06:24

night

1:06:25

was dark and dismal.

1:06:27

Yet

1:06:28

the form of the unknown might now

1:06:30

in some degree be ascertained

1:06:33

He appeared to be

1:06:36

a horseman of large dimensions

1:06:38

and mounted on a black horse of

1:06:40

powerful frame He made no

1:06:42

offer of molestation or

1:06:44

sociability that kept

1:06:45

aloof on one side

1:06:47

of the road jogging along on the blind side of

1:06:49

old gunpowder, who had now got over his fright and way

1:06:52

witness.

1:06:54

Ikebod,

1:06:54

the keyboard who had

1:06:55

no relish for this strange midnight

1:06:58

companion. Now,

1:06:58

bethought himself of the adventure of

1:07:01

Braun bones with the Galapaying hessian. now

1:07:03

quickened

1:07:03

his stead in hopes of leaving him

1:07:06

behind. The stranger, however,

1:07:07

quickened his horse to

1:07:09

an equal pace. Ikebod

1:07:11

pulled up and fell into

1:07:13

a walk thinking to lag behind.

1:07:15

The other did

1:07:16

the same. His heart

1:07:17

began to sink within him He

1:07:19

endeavored to resume his sound tune, but his

1:07:22

parched tongue clove to the roof

1:07:24

of his mouth, and he could

1:07:26

not utter

1:07:28

a stave There was something in the moody and dogged

1:07:30

silence of this pertinacious

1:07:32

companion that was mysterious

1:07:34

mysterious and appalling.

1:07:37

It was soon

1:07:37

faithfully accounted for. On

1:07:40

mounting a rising ground, which

1:07:42

brought the figure of his fellow traveler in

1:07:44

relief against

1:07:46

gigantic in height and muffled in a

1:07:48

cloak, Ikebaud was

1:07:49

horror struck on perceiving that

1:07:51

he was headless.

1:07:54

but

1:07:54

his horror was still more increased than observing

1:07:55

that the head which should have rested upon

1:07:58

his shoulders was carried

1:07:59

before him on the pommel of

1:08:02

his saddle

1:08:04

His terror

1:08:05

rose to desperation. He rained a shower of

1:08:07

kicks and blows upon gunpowder hoping by

1:08:09

a sudden movement to give

1:08:11

his companion

1:08:12

the slip.

1:08:14

But the

1:08:15

Spectre started to full jump with him, away then they dashed through thick

1:08:17

and

1:08:17

thin, stones flying, and

1:08:20

sparks flashing

1:08:23

at every bound. Icobot's

1:08:24

flimsy garments flooded in the air as he

1:08:26

stretched his long, long body away over

1:08:29

his horse's head

1:08:31

in the eagerness of

1:08:33

his flight. They had now reached the road which turns off to sleepy holler, but gunpowder

1:08:35

who seemed possessed with a

1:08:38

demon instead of keeping up

1:08:40

it made

1:08:42

an opposite turn and plunged headlong

1:08:44

downhill to the left. This road leads

1:08:46

through a sandy hollow shaded by

1:08:48

trees for about a quarter of

1:08:51

a mile where he crosses the bridge famous in goblin story. And

1:08:53

just beyond, swells the

1:08:55

green no on which

1:08:58

stands the whitewashed Church. As

1:09:01

yet, the panic of the steed had given his

1:09:03

unskilledful rider and apparent advantage in the chase. But just

1:09:05

as he had got halfway

1:09:07

through the Hollow, the

1:09:10

girths of the saddle gave way, and he

1:09:12

felt it slipping from under him. He

1:09:14

seized it by the pommel and

1:09:17

endeavored to hold it firm, but

1:09:19

in vain. and had just time to save himself by clasping old gunpowder

1:09:21

around the neck when the saddle fell

1:09:23

to the earth and he

1:09:25

heard it trampled underfoot by

1:09:28

his pursuer. For a

1:09:30

moment, the terror of hands found the Ripper's wrath passed across his mind for it was his Sunday saddle.

1:09:34

it was his sunday saddle But

1:09:36

this was no time for

1:09:38

petty fears Sharpe goblin was hard upon his hornets and unskilledful rider as

1:09:44

he was He had much to do to

1:09:46

maintain his seat, sometimes slipping on one side, sometimes on another, and

1:09:48

sometimes joted on the high

1:09:50

ridge of his horse's backbone with

1:09:53

a violence that he Verily feared would cleave him asunder. An

1:09:55

opening in the trees now cheered him

1:09:57

with the hopes

1:09:58

that the Church Bridge was

1:09:59

at hand.

1:10:03

The

1:10:03

wavering reflection of a silver star in the

1:10:05

bosom of the brook had told him

1:10:07

that he was not mistaken.

1:10:10

He

1:10:10

saw the walls of the church dimly glaring

1:10:12

under the trees beyond. He recollected

1:10:14

the place where Braun bones

1:10:17

is ghostly competitor

1:10:20

had disappeared.

1:10:20

if I can but

1:10:22

reach that bridge thought, I am safe. i

1:10:24

am

1:10:26

this then Just then. he heard the

1:10:27

black steed panting and blowing close

1:10:30

behind him. He even

1:10:32

fancied that he

1:10:34

felt his hot breath. Another convulsive

1:10:37

kick in the ribs and old gunpowder sprang

1:10:39

upon the bridge. He thundered over the resounding planks.

1:10:41

He gained the

1:10:44

opposite side Legend now

1:10:46

Icapod cast a look behind to see if his pursuer should vanish

1:10:48

according to rule in a

1:10:50

flash of fire in brimstone. Just

1:10:56

then,

1:10:56

he saw the

1:10:57

goblin rising in his lips and

1:10:59

in the very act

1:11:01

of hurling his head at

1:11:03

him. ICABOD endeavored to dodge the

1:11:03

horrible missile, but too

1:11:06

late. It

1:11:07

encountered this

1:11:09

cranium with

1:11:11

a tremendous crash It

1:11:12

was tumbled headlong into

1:11:14

the dust and gunpowder, the black steed, and

1:11:18

the goblin

1:11:20

rider. passed by like a

1:11:22

whirlwind. The next morning, the old horse was

1:11:24

found without

1:11:28

its saddle. And

1:11:28

with the bridle under his feet,

1:11:30

soberly cropping the grass at his master's gate, Iqabod did not

1:11:33

make his appearance

1:11:36

at breakfast. dinner hour came, but no

1:11:37

liquor board. The boys assembled at the

1:11:39

schoolhouse and strolled idly about the

1:11:41

banks of the Brook,

1:11:43

but no

1:11:44

schoolmaster. Hansfound

1:11:46

gripper now began to

1:11:48

feel some uneasiness about the

1:11:50

fate of poor

1:11:51

Icabod and

1:11:53

his saddle. An

1:11:53

inquiry was set on foot, and after diligent investigation that came upon

1:11:55

his traces. In one part of the

1:11:58

road leading to the church

1:11:59

was found saddle

1:12:03

trampled in the dirt, the tracks of

1:12:05

horses hooves deeply dented in the

1:12:07

road and evidently at furious

1:12:09

speed were

1:12:10

traced to the bridge.

1:12:12

Beyond which,

1:12:13

on the bank of a broad part of the Brook, where the

1:12:15

water ran deep and black, was found a heart of the unfortunate

1:12:17

Iqibod and closed

1:12:20

beside it. a

1:12:21

shattered pumpkin. The Brook was searched, but the body of

1:12:23

the school master was not to be discovered,

1:12:24

and Farnborough

1:12:26

as executor of his state

1:12:30

examined the bundle which contained all these worldly

1:12:33

effects. They consisted of two shirts

1:12:35

and a half, two

1:12:37

stocks for the neck. A

1:12:38

pair or two of worsted stockings, an

1:12:40

old pair of corduroy small

1:12:42

clothes, a rusty razor, a

1:12:45

book

1:12:45

of Sam Toons

1:12:47

full of doggies, and

1:12:48

a broken pitch pipe. As to the

1:12:50

books and

1:12:50

the furniture of the schoolhouse, they belong to the community accepting

1:12:52

Cotton May this

1:12:55

history of witchcraft, a new

1:12:57

England Almanac, and a book of dreams and fortune telling, in which last was a

1:12:59

sheet of full

1:13:04

sky much scrippled Legend in

1:13:06

several fruitless attempts to make a copy of Versus in honor

1:13:09

of the heiress

1:13:12

of montagell. These magic books

1:13:14

the poetic scroll were forth with consigned to the flames by Hans Panloper,

1:13:17

who, from

1:13:19

that moment forward, determined

1:13:21

to send his children no more to school, observing

1:13:23

that he never knew any good come of the same reading

1:13:28

and writing. whatever money the

1:13:30

school must have possessed. And he had received his quarters pay but a day

1:13:31

or two before, he must have had it about

1:13:33

his person at

1:13:34

the time of his disappearance.

1:13:39

The mysterious event

1:13:39

caused much speculation at the church

1:13:42

on the following Sunday. Lots of

1:13:44

gazes

1:13:44

and gossips were

1:13:47

collected in the churchyard at the bridge

1:13:49

and at

1:13:49

the spot where the hat and pumpkin had been found. The stories

1:13:51

of brewer of bones and

1:13:53

a whole budget of others

1:13:55

were called to mind, Legend

1:13:57

when they had diligently considered them all

1:13:59

and compared them with the symptoms of the present case, they

1:14:03

shook their heads. and

1:14:05

came to the conclusion that Ikebaud had been

1:14:07

carried off by the galloping hessian. As he was

1:14:10

a bachelor and

1:14:11

in nobody's debt, Nobody

1:14:14

troubled his head anymore about him.

1:14:16

The school was a move to a

1:14:18

different quarter of the Hollow and

1:14:21

another pedagogue rained in his stead.

1:14:23

It's true, an old farmer who had been down

1:14:25

to New York on a visit several

1:14:27

years after, and from whom this

1:14:30

account of the ghostly adventure was

1:14:32

received, brought home the

1:14:34

intelligence that Ikebod crane was still alive, that he had left the neighborhood partly through

1:14:36

fear of

1:14:37

the goblin and

1:14:39

Hans van Ripper Legend

1:14:42

partly in mortification of having been suddenly dismissed by the ARS that he had changed Irving

1:14:44

quarters to a distant

1:14:47

part

1:14:47

of the country. had

1:14:50

kept school and studied law at the same

1:14:53

time, had been admitted to the

1:14:55

bar, turned politician, electioneers, written

1:14:58

for the newspapers and finally had

1:15:00

been made a justice of the

1:15:02

ten pound court. Braun bones, two,

1:15:05

who shortly after his rivals

1:15:07

disappearance, conduct did the Katrina in triumph to

1:15:09

the altar was observed to

1:15:11

look exceedingly knowing whenever

1:15:13

the story of Icabod

1:15:16

was related. and

1:15:18

always burst into a hearty laugh at the mention of the which some

1:15:22

to suspect.

1:15:25

then

1:15:25

he knew more about the matter than

1:15:27

he chose to tell. The old country wives, however,

1:15:29

who are the best judges

1:15:31

of these matters, maintained

1:15:34

to this day that Icabod

1:15:37

was spirited away by

1:15:39

supernatural means. And it is

1:15:41

a favorite story often told about the

1:15:44

neighborhood around the winter evening fire,

1:15:46

the bridge became more than ever

1:15:49

an object of superstitious awe.

1:15:51

and that might be the reason why the road has been altered of

1:15:53

late years, so as to approach the

1:15:56

church by

1:15:58

the border of the mill pond. The school deserted

1:16:00

soon fell to decay and was

1:16:02

reported to be haunted

1:16:03

by the ghost

1:16:06

of the unfortunate pedagogue. and

1:16:08

the plow boy, loitering a homeward

1:16:10

of a still summer evening, has often fancied his

1:16:13

voice at

1:16:16

a distance. chanting

1:16:17

a melancholy sound tune

1:16:19

among the tranquil solitudes

1:16:20

among the tranquil so much aids

1:16:23

of sleepy hollow.

1:16:25

Postscript

1:16:25

found in the handwriting

1:16:27

of mister Knickerbocker. The

1:16:29

preceding tell is

1:16:32

given almost in

1:16:34

the precise words in which I heard

1:16:36

it related at Corporation meeting at the ancient city of

1:16:38

Manhattos, at which were present many of its sages in most

1:16:40

illustrious burgers.

1:16:43

The narrator was a pleasant, shabby, gentlemen, fellow

1:16:46

in pepper and salt clothes with

1:16:49

a certainly humorous face. and one whom

1:16:51

I strongly suspected to being poor. He

1:16:54

made such

1:16:54

efforts to be entertaining. When

1:16:57

his story

1:16:57

was concluded, there was much laughter

1:16:59

and affirmation, particularly from two or three deputy older

1:17:02

men who had been asleep the greater

1:17:04

part of

1:17:06

the time. There

1:17:06

was, however, one tall, dry

1:17:08

looking old gentleman with beechling

1:17:11

eyebrows, who maintained

1:17:12

a grave and

1:17:15

rather severe face throughout. now

1:17:16

and then folding his arms, inclining his

1:17:18

head and looking down upon the floor as

1:17:19

if turning a doubt over

1:17:22

in his mind. It was one of your wary men

1:17:24

who never laugh, but upon good

1:17:26

grounds, when I have reason and

1:17:30

law on their side. When the mirth of the

1:17:31

rest of the company had subsided and

1:17:34

silence was restored, he

1:17:36

leaned one arm on

1:17:38

the elbow of his chair. and

1:17:40

sticking the otherKimbo demanded with a slight and

1:17:42

but exceedingly sage motion of the head and

1:17:46

contraction of the brow. What

1:17:48

was the moral of the story? And

1:17:50

what it went to prove? The story teller, he was just

1:17:52

putting a glass of wine to

1:17:54

his lips as refreshment after his toils

1:17:58

paused

1:17:58

for a moment,

1:17:59

looked at his enquirer with an

1:18:02

air of infinite deference and lowering

1:18:04

the glass slowly to the

1:18:06

table, observed that the story was intended

1:18:08

most logically to prove. That

1:18:11

there is no situation in

1:18:13

life but has its

1:18:15

advantages and pleasures. provided we will

1:18:18

but take a joke as refined it. But therefore,

1:18:20

he

1:18:21

that runs

1:18:23

races with goblin troopers is likely to

1:18:26

have a rough riding of it.

1:18:28

Ergo, the

1:18:30

ago for

1:18:31

a country school master to be refused the hand of

1:18:33

a Dutch heiress is a certain

1:18:35

step to high preferment

1:18:38

in the state. The cautious old gentleman, knit

1:18:41

his brows tenfold closer

1:18:43

after this explanation, being

1:18:45

solely puzzled by the

1:18:47

rascination of the syllogism Why

1:18:50

only thought the one in pepper

1:18:52

and salt eyed him was something of

1:18:54

a triumphant lea? At length, he observed.

1:18:57

observe that all this

1:18:59

was very well, but still he

1:19:01

had thought the story a little

1:19:03

on the extravagant There

1:19:05

were one or two points

1:19:07

on which she had his

1:19:09

doubts. Faith, sir replied the storyteller.

1:19:11

As to that

1:19:12

matter, I

1:19:13

don't believe one half of it

1:19:15

myself. The end.

1:19:17

the k

1:19:19

the end

1:19:20

Everybody

1:19:28

That was the

1:19:31

legend

1:19:31

of sleepy

1:19:34

hollow by Hollow Washington

1:19:36

Irving and it's been requested many

1:19:38

times. I should say there are many people, so if you're one of those people who recommended it, here

1:19:41

we are at last and

1:19:43

sorry for the delay. I

1:19:46

thought I'd do it because I'm kinda going

1:19:49

through a phase of

1:19:51

doing slightly stories. I mean,

1:19:53

this is a classic story, but not

1:19:55

necessarily a classic ghost story. What I mean by

1:19:57

that is we had AAA run

1:19:59

of We did

1:20:00

a couple EF Benson's

1:20:02

a c Benson MR James, and so then I thought I'd have a

1:20:04

change. And so we did

1:20:06

Angela Carter's company of wolves,

1:20:09

and we did James Joyce as the

1:20:11

dead. And this is more to the

1:20:12

Gothic, although both of those previous

1:20:14

ones are Gothic in their own way.

1:20:16

But it's an oldish

1:20:18

one. You know, it was

1:20:20

in eighteen nineteen and very famous particularly in American

1:20:23

literature.

1:20:23

I think we've all heard about

1:20:26

it. I remember seeing

1:20:28

the movie with Christopher Walker, which I enjoyed.

1:20:30

So it's a great favorite and you can see why though it's it's

1:20:32

absolutely beautifully written.

1:20:35

I can't think

1:20:36

i think He

1:20:38

he he does. What he does is what he

1:20:40

discouraged from doing now. But a

1:20:42

number of people like William Faulkner, that

1:20:47

just loved them Henry James. And not just Americans, but actually, you

1:20:50

know, it was the fashion of the

1:20:52

time. So you start off

1:20:54

on a point and then you

1:20:56

put

1:20:56

another clause in about something else,

1:20:58

you know. We went to the sleepy hollow, which was at that time settled by

1:21:01

the Dutch, who were

1:21:03

a magnificent people.

1:21:06

to get some potatoes. So at the

1:21:08

end you end up, what did you start off about to

1:21:10

say? So he does a lot of that.

1:21:13

But it's it I didn't find it too bad.

1:21:15

I find Henry James quite difficult in that

1:21:17

respect. Oh, yeah. What is in a

1:21:20

mold, Irish mold, and who was

1:21:22

pretty sure she was a friend of MRGM. He

1:21:24

does it a lot as well. It was a common way of writing

1:21:26

in that that Victorian period and because watching to their win is,

1:21:29

Washington

1:21:30

early Victorian. He's just almost georgian

1:21:33

in these times because, I mean, when

1:21:35

he's talking about the

1:21:37

revolutionary war, he's writing this

1:21:39

in It's published in eighteen eighteen nineteen. Irving

1:21:42

himself was born in seventeen eighty

1:21:44

three, which is not a very

1:21:47

long after in New York. this

1:21:50

is his area, and he died

1:21:51

aged seventy six in in Tarrytown, which was interesting, also in

1:21:53

New York. So he's right

1:21:55

about replacing you.

1:21:56

new york so he's right about replacing

1:21:58

you And clearly, New York has a strong Dutch

1:22:01

history to it,

1:22:02

but in

1:22:03

in these days,

1:22:05

the Dutch is still

1:22:07

there speaking Dutch. I don't know if

1:22:09

anybody in that sort of New York area now still speaks such as a native language. I

1:22:12

don't mean people who

1:22:14

just arrived from Holland and

1:22:16

Netherlands. I

1:22:17

mean, people who who settle

1:22:19

in this, you know, seventeen hundreds in earlier. But he

1:22:21

paints a picture of them in their traditional costumes. Certainly,

1:22:24

when when

1:22:25

and

1:22:27

they're all gathered, they're all dressed the same if you go to. It's dying out

1:22:29

now, but you used to go to places

1:22:31

in Eastern Europe,

1:22:34

I remember. and everybody would wear the the the

1:22:36

dress of that village. And this

1:22:38

used to be common across if

1:22:40

you look at pictures from

1:22:43

the eighteen fifties of Certainly,

1:22:44

Brett on women and

1:22:45

Irish women and things like that. They they would wear

1:22:47

their national costume. Anyway,

1:22:50

that

1:22:50

was a digression. So

1:22:52

yeah, the Washington,

1:22:54

so Washington Irving, very famous, beautifully written, Gothic, lovely

1:22:58

the police

1:22:59

declarative language you know, this

1:23:01

is not language that he would write a letter. Well, I don't know

1:23:03

maybe he would It's formal language.

1:23:06

It's not it's not conversational, which is never intended to be.

1:23:08

It's there for decoration. And so

1:23:10

some of the vocabulary is quite

1:23:14

old. But I hope you got most of it. I'm sure III

1:23:17

can't really I think if I

1:23:20

was

1:23:20

to

1:23:22

explain the words they would kind of break the story really,

1:23:24

wouldn't it? Anyway, and

1:23:26

in story

1:23:26

structure, it

1:23:27

was remarkably modern.

1:23:30

Basically, we have the

1:23:32

setup the

1:23:33

character we have our man,

1:23:35

Icabod. I thought by calling the Icabod, but

1:23:35

I think Icabod is a commonly preferred

1:23:40

pronunciation. I

1:23:41

don't know what Washington

1:23:43

Irving himself called him. And and then, then we set up Braun

1:23:44

Braunz

1:23:46

sorry, Braun Bones.

1:23:50

who's the and it's like it's

1:23:52

almost like one of these movies

1:23:54

you get with the jocks and

1:23:57

the nerdy kids. I

1:23:59

don't know what

1:23:59

the English equivalent would be. Me

1:24:02

probably one of the nerdy kids and

1:24:04

the

1:24:05

the

1:24:07

never had

1:24:07

any trouble from kinda like the rugby players and things like

1:24:09

that. They were the horrible. I went

1:24:11

to some rough

1:24:12

school's mind Legend I

1:24:14

could tell you, you know,

1:24:16

They

1:24:16

weren't. They defafably were the prosecutors, not that I

1:24:18

was massively bullied, really, but it worked who you avoided.

1:24:20

You know? You didn't wanna

1:24:23

go out of lessons.

1:24:26

during less than time because if you went to the

1:24:28

toilet, one or two of these hoodlums would

1:24:30

be hanging around there and they would it

1:24:32

wouldn't be a fun experience, you know. And

1:24:34

they've just

1:24:35

were kind of despicable, really.

1:24:38

Most of them probably been

1:24:40

the jail since or have

1:24:42

meant their ways and let's allow that because we always like to believe

1:24:44

that there is a betterment for people. So

1:24:46

maybe they did see the area their ways.

1:24:48

But

1:24:49

but Yeah.

1:24:50

Have a good one. It's Braum. Braum

1:24:52

Braum Braum sounds like

1:24:55

a car. He

1:24:56

is set

1:24:57

up as and weeden

1:24:59

we know the world how the world works. I was saying this

1:25:01

about company world, wasn't I? And there was

1:25:03

one guy who

1:25:06

made a comment who believed I was impuging all

1:25:08

men, and that's absolutely not true on the company

1:25:10

of wolves very much. If you listen to it,

1:25:12

that isn't what I say at all. And it's

1:25:14

not what Angela Carter was saying either. but

1:25:17

we

1:25:17

we after saying that, we know how the world

1:25:19

works. There's the big,

1:25:22

the tall, muscular, popular,

1:25:26

funny

1:25:26

guy

1:25:29

and

1:25:30

the head girl

1:25:33

that

1:25:33

she was being asked goes, you

1:25:35

know, the homecoming queen perhaps

1:25:36

thinking a Hollow of power

1:25:38

there. I'm thinking a lot of power actually. And the way

1:25:40

the world is,

1:25:43

particularly when you're young, those

1:25:45

two

1:25:45

pair together, those kind of girls don't go for. People who

1:25:47

look like cranes, spindly, and write

1:25:50

poetry that just don't believe

1:25:52

me. That

1:25:54

was my experience because it

1:25:56

all changed later. But in those days,

1:25:57

you know, we know how it's gonna go.

1:26:00

This is the way the world. This is

1:26:02

the way Evolution is made as the biggest and the strongest go

1:26:04

with the prettiest. I may

1:26:06

be feeling

1:26:07

jaded, but hopefully

1:26:09

there'll be lots of comments comments

1:26:11

saying, no, you are a full Tony Walker

1:26:13

and it might

1:26:14

be. But anyway, so,

1:26:16

you know, we're not always gonna

1:26:18

go, but Washington Irving enough to and

1:26:21

technically writes this in

1:26:24

third person in personal, so that's to

1:26:26

say we don't have access to anybody's

1:26:28

mind. a thoughts or feelings

1:26:30

Tony We're not inside anybody's body. So we're we're looking down, but we're we're closer

1:26:33

to Iqaba than

1:26:36

anybody else. We

1:26:37

see things from his point of

1:26:39

view, from his sympathetic point of view. And so he

1:26:41

so he allows

1:26:44

himself o foolish man to

1:26:46

believe that someone such a she would look at him. I remember

1:26:49

i remember

1:26:51

Irving friends who were girls who

1:26:53

were really nice girls, but they would say things like, he thought he was

1:26:55

in my

1:26:57

league Legend they

1:27:00

were fronted. and

1:27:00

offended that some ugly bloke or smelly bloke

1:27:02

or, you know, I I don't know about smelly, but

1:27:04

certainly,

1:27:05

you know,

1:27:07

that wasn't alpha was even talking to

1:27:09

them, even thought they had a chance, but the point is if you don't, if you are

1:27:11

that beta male, or

1:27:13

we're getting into

1:27:15

deep stuff now. But,

1:27:17

you know, you've gotta have you gotta

1:27:19

keep chancing him. Yeah. because day he might But, you know, we how gonna go, and

1:27:22

he's not gonna get Legend

1:27:25

it's set up so lovely lovely Lily, so that we we see

1:27:27

through Iqobod's eyes and we even think, oh yeah, no. He's

1:27:29

maybe got a chance even though

1:27:32

he hasn't. Legend

1:27:34

it turns out he hasn't and then the scales fall from

1:27:36

his eyes and there's a bad trip home and

1:27:38

we he's already been set up

1:27:41

to say how he's frightened the ghost walking home.

1:27:43

So none of this is a surprise happens. It's it

1:27:45

it is so masterfully foreshadowed

1:27:47

that everything

1:27:49

everything that it's

1:27:50

gonna be brom that it's gonna be a pumpkin, not a throws at

1:27:52

him, that it's gonna happen

1:27:54

in that particular place, that it's

1:27:57

gonna happen when

1:27:58

he's All of this

1:27:59

is so pre figured foreshadowed

1:28:02

we, it's all being sown for us all every aspect of that.

1:28:05

And it just

1:28:08

turns out and then the nice little twist

1:28:10

at the end that it turns out to Icabod crane. And this is I think

1:28:12

a sign of

1:28:15

Washington Irving's humanity in that, you

1:28:17

know, Icabod who doesn't cut a very imposing or admirable

1:28:20

figure in the body

1:28:21

of the story, then goes off to

1:28:23

New York and and does does

1:28:27

well for himself, and I think that's the end of

1:28:29

it. So it was a lovely story.

1:28:31

I've been busy planning the stories I'm gonna

1:28:33

do between now and Christmas, and I was

1:28:35

kind of thinking myself, when can

1:28:37

I start getting into Christmas

1:28:39

stories? You may know that Gavin Critchley, who's a supporter of

1:28:42

the show, and patron.

1:28:45

wants

1:28:45

to basically support and pay for. Another

1:28:47

basically, that's what it is. Another

1:28:49

story. So I've gotta

1:28:52

try and

1:28:54

I'm

1:28:54

thinking doing a dickens. I've done

1:28:56

Christmas Carol obviously. If you wanted to go

1:28:58

over to band camp, you

1:29:00

could buy

1:29:02

that to

1:29:03

just say, Yeah. The chimes

1:29:04

probably or the Christmas tree.

1:29:06

Maybe the Christmas tree because

1:29:09

it's a it's not a

1:29:11

ghost story. there was some people with dead when I did James

1:29:13

Joyce, not not many,

1:29:14

but one or two were kinda

1:29:16

like, well,

1:29:17

it wasn't

1:29:19

a ghost story. Like, at

1:29:21

a stretch, it's a ghost story. But and and

1:29:23

this isn't a ghost story either. Sleepy

1:29:26

sleepy hollow really hollow really. And

1:29:28

so I know it's called classic ghost stories,

1:29:30

but let's not be too. We're gonna stay adjacent

1:29:32

to that, but I'm

1:29:33

gonna allow myself to I did

1:29:36

the catch Sharpe

1:29:38

I call it that.

1:29:39

Okay. Chopping -- Yeah. -- a story of an hour. And that isn't good story.

1:29:40

Although there

1:29:42

is a death,

1:29:45

in

1:29:45

it, although it isn't a death

1:29:47

as it turns out. So that I've done that as

1:29:50

well. So I've I've occasionally wandered from the classic ghost

1:29:52

story.

1:29:54

I've

1:29:54

maybe said this refocus, you know, repeat

1:29:56

myself. I do a poll. Yeah.

1:29:58

What do people want?

1:29:59

Well, that we want classic ghost stories.

1:30:02

and then I put them up and like, stalls about

1:30:04

your six cathedral. You can't get

1:30:06

more classic ghost story than that. And

1:30:08

damn isn't

1:30:11

really

1:30:11

watched? Oh, what's going

1:30:13

on here? And I

1:30:14

think it's like public transport.

1:30:16

Let's say disintegrate listens. know, if

1:30:18

you ask anybody, our buses and trains good. Yeah.

1:30:20

Of course, it's absolutely fantastic. We really agree

1:30:22

with them. Do you

1:30:23

use them?

1:30:24

Well, I've got the Sharpe, you know.

1:30:26

So I think classical stories in in some cases,

1:30:28

it's the thing we we think we

1:30:30

should like. I was watching

1:30:32

TikTok. I try not

1:30:34

to because you can lose hours. But

1:30:36

then there's some funny things

1:30:38

on it. And it

1:30:39

was this guy saying, I to

1:30:40

I

1:30:42

want to be shown

1:30:44

philosophy and stoicism and computer

1:30:46

programming and things

1:30:47

like that. And the

1:30:49

algorithm goes,

1:30:50

no. No. You wanna watch cat

1:30:52

videos girls dancing in bikinis, we know

1:30:54

what you really want.

1:30:55

So it's almost like that. I know

1:30:56

you say you want classical stories

1:30:59

and you do a bit but

1:31:01

there's other things you want as well. So

1:31:04

I have to be like the algorithm and try and think

1:31:06

what you might like. And in the end, there are two

1:31:08

methods.

1:31:08

Sharpe

1:31:10

two methods I use. One is I kind

1:31:12

of think myself

1:31:13

what I would like to hear. That's

1:31:15

been

1:31:15

very reliable over the past

1:31:18

three years. or

1:31:18

at text suggestions. So people have

1:31:21

I've got a big backlog now though. And

1:31:23

there are some

1:31:24

obscure stories that I've never heard of

1:31:26

when I come to them. I think, oh, that was good. I was

1:31:28

gonna compile for the website,

1:31:30

made more work, you know.

1:31:34

my list of My

1:31:36

list of twelve.

1:31:36

Oh, I don't know why.

1:31:38

Twelve. Best Christmas

1:31:39

ghost stories. And I'll tell

1:31:40

you why.

1:31:41

I think the current ones

1:31:44

are inadequate. Something like Hollow

1:31:46

delv, Matt Cowan. He he's good. He he puts him together well.

1:31:48

But

1:31:48

you know you get

1:31:50

like New

1:31:51

York Times twelve. Irish

1:31:55

times, your best. And

1:31:56

all all those journalists do, they just I

1:31:58

don't know how long

1:31:59

they

1:31:59

spend on it, but and they

1:32:02

just kinda stuff the same old ghost stories. I don't

1:32:04

even think they've ever read them because they're just

1:32:06

kind

1:32:06

of gay or people say that, yeah, that

1:32:09

that's one. We'll put that in. because when I go through

1:32:11

the list, I think, yeah. Okay. These are Christmas

1:32:13

ghosters. That one's rubbish.

1:32:15

So I wanna do one, but

1:32:17

then Matt Callon's probably other than it,

1:32:19

so I didn't bother. Okay. We're going

1:32:21

outside. So I've got to got

1:32:23

to change.

1:32:25

So I'll

1:32:28

go. Anyway, More

1:32:28

stuff come and hope you enjoyed that, but

1:32:30

nothing really intelligent to say to say. It's a good story. It's very well

1:32:32

written, very

1:32:33

well written. You can see why

1:32:35

he's got his reputation.

1:32:38

Who

1:32:38

was I? I sometimes

1:32:40

have I was in the kitchen today

1:32:42

and I was having a conversation with

1:32:44

James Joyce. This is true. And

1:32:47

I found James Joyce was a little

1:32:49

bit disapproving of me doing his story.

1:32:51

I mean, he didn't not like me

1:32:53

doing it, but what he's dead, of

1:32:55

course. he wasn't really there. It's all in my head. But I found him a

1:32:57

bit disdainful and a little bit stuck up

1:32:59

and I don't know

1:33:01

what he was like really. You know, he he had he was

1:33:04

an artist. You know, he didn't want to just hunt

1:33:06

for entertainment. I don't know if that's true at all.

1:33:08

However, I was in

1:33:10

the car and

1:33:12

I

1:33:13

Shea who's in our Discord group. So we've got a

1:33:15

Discord group, which you can join.

1:33:16

to discuss group

1:33:17

The

1:33:19

links webs on YouTube.

1:33:21

I'll I'll tell anybody the link. Just let me know. Get in touch and

1:33:23

I'll tell you the link. Originally, it was

1:33:25

just gonna be for members

1:33:27

you to who out to support. And

1:33:31

maybe it should stay as a member's benefit,

1:33:33

but but you know me, I'm always inclined to

1:33:35

give things away. Anyway,

1:33:38

Shay had

1:33:38

said there was a thing on Audible and I

1:33:40

avoid Audible because mainly

1:33:42

that's when my time listened to.

1:33:46

podcasts

1:33:47

Legend yeah. So I don't listen

1:33:49

I

1:33:49

don't actually listen to many audiobooks or

1:33:51

do produce them. But the

1:33:53

ten

1:33:55

So I got onto that, and then I found Angela

1:33:56

Cartus is a is a

1:33:58

nine hour compilation of her

1:34:00

of her

1:34:01

work as

1:34:03

BBC audio

1:34:04

dramas. And I love an audio drama.

1:34:06

We're gonna be doing

1:34:07

one. I've got a story

1:34:09

called the return of

1:34:11

Bella sheep head And I've just been speaking

1:34:13

to some actors about getting it made. I'm

1:34:16

weirdly probably not going to

1:34:17

my voice probably won't be heard

1:34:19

it, which will be. odd.

1:34:22

And

1:34:22

I may put out I

1:34:25

think I'm inclined to put up on

1:34:27

the channel,

1:34:27

but stroke podcast.

1:34:29

But anyway,

1:34:29

so yeah. So I

1:34:30

was listening to that and I was having a chat with Angela Carter in

1:34:33

the car

1:34:35

driving to Irving. and

1:34:38

which is about an hour and

1:34:39

a half. And she really thought it

1:34:41

was great fun that I'd done a story, so James

1:34:43

Joyce didn't approve.

1:34:46

Let

1:34:46

me let me just tune into Washington Irving

1:34:48

now. No. He thinks it's okay. He's enjoyed

1:34:50

it. I think he had a

1:34:53

lot of big sense of humor,

1:34:55

Washington. and he

1:34:55

doesn't mind me doing it. So maybe that's another thing. Before I

1:34:57

do the

1:34:58

story, I just need to tune into the author

1:35:00

and and

1:35:01

if they're

1:35:04

dead and I wasn't gonna

1:35:05

I was gonna keep this short, you know, but inevitably I can't. And then I

1:35:07

on the website, I put a contact form

1:35:09

on and

1:35:10

I had an email from somebody saying,

1:35:14

do you accept subs? And as you know what

1:35:16

I meant? subs. You wanna

1:35:18

I don't know what

1:35:20

what

1:35:20

does that mean? And then she

1:35:22

very kindly explained make, you know,

1:35:24

coming

1:35:24

to me with

1:35:27

their stories, living authors, current authors. And I

1:35:29

am kind of excited

1:35:31

about that

1:35:35

But but you'd

1:35:37

pause. I

1:35:38

haven't

1:35:39

got time to become

1:35:41

to read through loads

1:35:44

of submissions. just haven't got

1:35:46

time, and I am interested

1:35:47

because my geographical completions

1:35:50

have which added three.

1:35:53

They

1:35:53

do well because I've got it, you

1:35:56

know if you do like Cumberland Go Stories or London Go

1:35:58

Stories. People who don't

1:35:58

know me know London and

1:35:59

they've got

1:36:00

no london of our Yeah.

1:36:02

So I'll be quite interested in doing Edinburgh ghost

1:36:04

stories, or New York ghost stories,

1:36:06

or New Orleans ghost

1:36:08

melbourne ghost stories you know

1:36:11

the stories, you know. or

1:36:12

you can have a I think you can have

1:36:14

AAA calendar so you could have Christmas ghost stories. You could have Halloween ghost stories.

1:36:17

You Hollow have midsummer

1:36:19

ghost stories or midsummer stories

1:36:21

or something like that. So I think I'm interested in seeing

1:36:23

stories that I can see

1:36:26

a way to publishing. Legend

1:36:30

I would pay the brightest for them and would out, I know I'm gonna the but I'm not

1:36:35

massively interested in being

1:36:39

having submissions from everybody because I haven't got time to pursue it.

1:36:41

And I know the danger of that is there'll be some gems,

1:36:43

there'll be some diamonds. that

1:36:46

get presented and, oh, what a great story.

1:36:48

But I I just

1:36:49

there's only one of me, you know. I

1:36:51

need a staff,

1:36:53

I need a

1:36:54

VA virtual assistant, I

1:36:56

need to be able to afford to

1:36:58

pay for

1:36:58

one. But if I

1:37:00

I'll definitely do that. If

1:37:02

I if if I could make enough money to

1:37:04

pay

1:37:05

the them.

1:37:06

And on

1:37:07

that, have a

1:37:08

look at band camper, put some stuff up.

1:37:10

You can listen to it free. You

1:37:12

can list all the stories three

1:37:14

times for free, but as a measure of support, you can actually buy them

1:37:17

and

1:37:19

own them. and have them on your phone wherever you go, and it also

1:37:21

supports me and helps me hire

1:37:23

a virtual assistant

1:37:24

so that they can do some

1:37:26

of this stuff I'm running myself ragged doing.

1:37:29

Okay. Anyway, otherwise, everything's fine. Shade was Shade was around last

1:37:31

night. Sheila's got

1:37:32

shade was changes around last night

1:37:35

her first grandchild. I'm

1:37:37

not up. III don't know what I am then because Sheila and I obviously It's not my

1:37:40

blood

1:37:42

it's not my blood grandchild.

1:37:44

Legend

1:37:46

he was a he was a Bonnie boy. He was.

1:37:49

I

1:37:49

love this inconsequential

1:37:52

rambling. I've

1:37:52

got to go out. I

1:37:54

hope you enjoyed the story. we've listened to

1:37:57

it now, so it's too light

1:37:59

really. I hope you enjoyed the story. No, I hope you will enjoy. Hey?

1:38:01

Bye.

1:38:02

Anyway,

1:38:02

yeah, van camp.

1:38:05

There'll

1:38:05

be a

1:38:07

link in the

1:38:10

show notes as

1:38:13

they say.

1:39:00

I

1:39:01

felt my blood from

1:39:03

my flesh was gonna walk.

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