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Everybody dollars standing.
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That's sunny now. Isn't
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that sunny? You've tried to get
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into long trouble today, didn't you
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try?
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The legend of sleepy hollow
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by Washington Irving.
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found among the papers of the late
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daedric knickerbocker.
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A pleasing land
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of drowsy head it was, of
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dreams that wave before the half
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shut
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of gay castles in the clouds
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that pass. forever flushing
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round the summer sky,
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castle of
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indolence. in
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the bosom of one of those spacious coves,
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which indent the eastern shore of the
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Hudson. And that broad
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expansion of the river dominated by
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the ancient Dutch navigators, the
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Tappanbare, and where they always
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prudently shortened sail and implored
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protectionist Legend when they crossed.
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There lies a small market town
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or rural port, which
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by some is called Greensboro.
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but
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which is more generally and properly
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known by the name of Tarrytown.
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This name was given Sharpe told
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in former days by the Good House wives
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of the adjacent county from the
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invetrate propensity of their husbands
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to linger about in the village tavern
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on Sharpe days. be
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that as it may. I
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do not vouch for the fact but merely
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advert to it for the sake
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of being precise and authentic. Not
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far from this village, perhaps about
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two miles, there is a little valley
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or rather lap of land among high Hollow,
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which is one of the quietest places
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in the whole world. A
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small brook glides through it with
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just murmur enough to love one to repose.
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and
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the occasional whistle
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of a quail or tapping of a woodpeaker
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is
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almost the only sound that ever breaks
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in upon the uniform tranquility.
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I
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recollect that when a stripling,
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my first exploit in squirrel shooting
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was in a grove of tall walnut trees
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that shades one side of the valley.
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I had wandered into it at noontime when
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all nature is peculiarly quiet
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and was startled by the roar of my own
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gun as it broke the Sabbath stillness
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around. and was prolonged and
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reverberated by the angry
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echoes.
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If ever I should wish for a retreat
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wither I might steal from the world in
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its distractions Legend dream
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quietly away the remnants of
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a troubled life. I
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know of none more promising
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than this little valley.
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From the listless repose of place
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and the peculiar character of its inhabitants
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who are descendants from the original Dutch
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settlers.
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This sequestered Glen
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has
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long been known by the name of
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Hollow, and its rustic
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lads are called the sleepy hollow
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boys. throughout all the
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neighboring country. A
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drowsy, dreamy influence
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seems to hang over the land and to
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pervade the very atmosphere. Some
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say that the place was bewitched by
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a high German doctor during the early
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days of the settlement,
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others, that an old Indian
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chief the prophet or wizard of his
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tribe held his powwows there
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before the country was discovered by
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master Hendrik Hudson.
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Certain it is and the place
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still continues under the sway
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of some witching power that
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holds a spell over the minds of the
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good people. causing them to
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walk in a continual revelry.
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They are given to all kinds of marvelous beliefs,
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subject to trances and visions
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and frequently see strange
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sights and hear music and
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voices in the air.
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The whole neighborhood abounds
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at local tales, their haunted spots,
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and twilight superstitions.
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Stars shoot, and
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meteors glare often across
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the valley than in any other part of
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the country and the nightmare with
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her whole ninefold. seems
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to make it the favorite scene of
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her gambles. The dominant
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spirit, however, that haunts this enchanted
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region and seems to be commander
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in chief of all the powers of the
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air is the apparition
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of a figure on horseback.
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without a head. If
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he said by some to be the ghost of
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a Hessian trooper, his head
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had been carried away by a cannonball in
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some nameless back during the
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revolutionary war, and who is
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ever and a non seen by the country
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folk, hurrying along in the gloom of
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night as if on the wings of
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the wind. His horns
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are not confined to the valley,
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but
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extended times to the adjacent roads
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especially to the vicinity
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of a church should no great distance.
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Indeed,
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certain of the most authentic
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historians of those parts who have been
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careful in collecting and collating the
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floating facts
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concerning the specter.
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alleged that
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the body of the trooper been
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buried in the churchyard, the
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ghost rides forth to the scene
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of battle in nightly quest
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of his head. And at
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the rushing speed with which he sometimes
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passes along Hollow like a midnight
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blast, he's
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owing to his being belated and
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in a hurry to get back to the churchyard
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before daybreak.
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Such is the general purport
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of this legendary superstition, which
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has furnished materials for many
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a wild story in that region
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of shadows.
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the Spectre is known at all
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the country firesides by
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the name of
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the headless horsemen.
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of sleepy hollow. It
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is remarkable that the visionary propensity
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I have mentioned is not confined to
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the native inhabitants of the valley.
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but is unconsciously imbibed
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by everyone who resides there for
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a time. However, wider
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wake they may have been before they entered
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that sleepy region.
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They are sure in a little time to
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inhale the witching influence of
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the air and begin
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to grow imaginative. to
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dream dreams
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see.
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Aperitian's.
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I
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mentioned this peaceful spot with all
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possible lord for it is
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in such little retired Dutch
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valleys found here and there emblazoned
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in the great state of New York.
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that population, manners
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customs remain fixed while
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the great tolerant of migration and
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improvement. which is making such incessant
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changes in other parts of this restless
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country, sweeps by them,
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unobserved. They
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Sharpe like those little nooks of
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still water, which border a rapid
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stream, where we may see the
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straw and bubble Irving quietly
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at anchor. or slowly revolving
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in their mimic harbor undisturbed
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by the rush of the passing current.
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Though many years have elapsed since
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I trolled the drowsy shades of
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sleepy Hollow, yet I question
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whether I should not still find
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the same trees and the
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same families vegetating in
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its sheltered bosom.
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In
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this by place of nature,
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there are bold in the remote
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period of American history, that
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is to say some thirty years since
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a worthy white of the
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name of Ikebaud
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Crane. who
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rejoined or as he expressed
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it, tarried, and
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sleepy Hollow, for
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the purpose of instructing the children of
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the vicinity.
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He was a native of Connecticut,
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a state which supplies the union
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with pioneers for the mind
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as well as for the forest. and sends
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forth yearly its legions of
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frontier woodman
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and country school masters.
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the cognomen of crane was
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not inapplicable to this
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person. He
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was tall, but exceedingly blank,
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with narrow shoulders, long arms, and
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legs, hands that dangled a mile
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out of his Sleepy' feet
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that
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might have served for shuffles.
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his whole frame most loosely
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hung together. His head was
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small and flat at the top
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with huge ears.
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large green glossy eyes and
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a long, snipe nose.
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So
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that it looked like a weathercock perched
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upon his spindle neck to tailor which way
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the wind blew. To
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see
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him striding along the profile of
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a hill on a windy day, with
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his clothes, his backing, and fluttering
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about him. One might
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have mistaken him for the genius of
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famine descending upon the
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earth or some
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scarecrow eloped from a
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cornfield.
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His schoolhouse was a low building of
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one large room, rootly
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constructed of logs. The
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windows partly glazed and partly
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patched with leaves of old copy books.
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It was most ingeniously secured
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at vacant towers by a wythe,
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twisted in the handle of the
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door and stakes set against the
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window shutters. So that though a
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thief might get in with
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perfect ease, it would
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find some embarrassment in
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getting out. An
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idea most probably borrowed by
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the architect, Yost Van
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Hooten, from the mystery of
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an evil pot. The
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schoolhouse stood in a rather lonely but
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pleasant situation just at
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the foot of a woody hill
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with a brook running close by and
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a formidable birch tree growing at
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one end of it. From
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hence, the low murmur of his
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pupils voices conning over their
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lessons might be heard in a drowsy
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summer's day, like the of a
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beehive interrupted known
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then by the authoritative voice of
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the
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master in the tone of menace
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or command or paradventure
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by
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the appalling sound of the
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birch. as
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he urged some tardy, leiterer,
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along the flowery path of
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knowledge.
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Truth to say, he was a
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conscientious man and
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ever bore in mind the golden
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maxim, spare the
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rod,
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and spoil the child.
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Ecipod crane scholars certainly
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were not spoiled. I
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would not have it imagined,
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however, that he one of those cruel potent
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takes of the school who joy in the
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smart of their subjects on
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the contrary. He administered
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justice with discrimination rather
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than severity, taking the
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burden off the backs of the week and
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laying it on those of the strong.
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your
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mere Tony that wince
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that the least flourish of the rod
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was
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passed by with indulgence, but
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the claims of justice were
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satisfied.
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by inflicting a double portion
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on some little tough, wrong
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headed, broad, skirted,
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Dutch,urchin. who's
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soaked and swelled and grew dogged and
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sullen beneath the birch.
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All this
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he called doing his duty
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by their parents, he
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never inflicted a chastisement without following
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it by the assurance, so
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consultatory to the smarting that
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he would remember it and thank
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him. for the longest day he had
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to live. When school
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hours were over, he was even
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a companion and playmate of the larger
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boys, And
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on holiday afternoons would convoy some
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of the smaller ones home who happen to
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have pretty sisters or
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good housewives from mothers noted
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for the comforts of the cupboard. Indeed,
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it behooved him to keep on good
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terms with his pupils. The
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revenue arising from his school was
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small, and would have been scarcely
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sufficient to furnish him with Daily Bread
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four, he was a huge feeder, and
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though
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Lang had the dilating powers of
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an Anaconda. But
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to help out, his maintenance he was according to
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the country custom in those parts
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boarded and lodged at the houses of the
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farmers whose children he instructed.
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With these, he lived successively a
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week at a time, thus going the rounds
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of the neighborhood, with
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all his worldly effects tied
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up. in
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a cotton handkerchief, that
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all this might not be too onerous on
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the purses of his rustic
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patrons who are apt to consider
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the cost of
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schooling a grievous burden
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and school masters as mere
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drones. He had various ways
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of rendering himself both useful
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and agreeable, he
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assisted the farmers occasionally in the
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lighter labors of their farms,
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helped to make hay, Mended defenses,
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took the horses to water,
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drove the cows from pasture, and
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cut wood for the winter fire.
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He lay aside too all the dominant dignity
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and absolute sway with which
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he lorded it in his little empire,
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the school.
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and became wonderfully gentle and
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ingratiating. He found
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favor in the eyes of the mothers by petting
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the children, particularly the youngest,
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and like the lion bold, which William
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so magnanimously Sleepy lamb
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did hold. He would sit with a child
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in one knee, and rock a cradle
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with his foot, the whole hours
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together. In addition to his
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other vocations, he was the
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singing master of the neighborhood and picked
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up many bright shillings by instructing
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the young folks in Somedy.
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It was a matter of no little
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vanity to him on Sundays to take
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his station in front of
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the church gallery with a band of
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chosen singers, where in his own
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mind, he completely carried away the
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palm from the person.
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Certainly, Tisi's voice resounded far
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above all the rest of the congregation, and
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there
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are peculiar quavers still
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to be heard in that church. and
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which may even be heard half a mile
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off quite to the opposite side of
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the mill pond. But it's still Sunday
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morning, which asked said to be
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legitimately descended from the
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nose of Icabod crane.
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Thus, by diverse little make shifts,
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in that ingenious way, which is commonly
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denominated by
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hook and by crook, the
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worthy pedagogue got on
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tolerably enough. and was
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thought by all who understand nothing of the
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labor of headwork to have a
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wonderfully easy life
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of it. The
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schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance
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in the female circle of
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a rural neighborhood, being considered
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a kind of idle gentleman
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like personage. of vastly
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superior taste and accomplishments
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to the rough country swanes
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and
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indeed inferior in learning
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only to the person. His
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appearance therefore, he's apt to occasion
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some little stir at the tea
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table of a farmhouse the addition
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of a super new radish of cakes
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or sweet meats or peradventure
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the parade of a silver
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teapot. Our man of
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letters therefore was peculiarly
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happy in the smiles of all the
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country damsels How
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he would figure among them in the churchyard
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between services on Sundays, gathering
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grapes for them from the wild vines
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that overrun the surrounding trees.
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reciting for their amusement all the
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epitaphs on the tombstones Tony sawtering
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with a whole bevy of them along the banks
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of the adjacent middle pond while
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the more bashful country bumpkins
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hung sheepishly back,
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envying his superior elegance and
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the dress. From his
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half eye tenorig life also, he was
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a kind of gazette, carrying
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the whole budget of local gossip from
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house to house so that his appearance
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was always greeted with satisfaction. He
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was moreover esteemed by the women as a
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man of great extradition, Four, he
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had read several books
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quite through and was a perfect
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master of cotton mather's history
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of New England witchcraft.
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in which, by the way, he most
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firmly and potently
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believed. He was in
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fact an old mix year of
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small shrewdness and simple credulity.
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His appetite for the marvelous and his
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powers of digesting it were equally
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extraordinary. and both had been
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increased by his residence in this
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spellbound region.
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No
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tail was too gross or monstrous for
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his Capacious swallow.
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It was often his delight after his school was
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dismissed in the afternoon to stretch
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himself over old mather's
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direful tales.
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until the gathering dusk of evening
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made the printed page a mere mist
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before his eyes.
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Then as he wended his way
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by swamp and stream and awful woodland
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to the farmhouse where he happened to be courted.
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Every
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sound of nature at that witching hour
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flooded. his excited
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imagination. The moan
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of the wipper will from the hillside,
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the boating
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cry of the tree
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Tony, at
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harbinger of storm, the
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dreary
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hooting of the screechow or
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the sudden rustling in the thicket of birds
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frightened from their roost,
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The fireflies too, which sparkled
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most vividly in the darkest places,
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now and then startled him as one
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of uncommon brightness would stream
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across his path and if by chance a
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huge blockhead of a beetle came
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winging his blundering flight
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against him. The
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poor Violet was ready to give up the
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ghost with the idea that he was struck
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with a witch's token.
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He's only resource on
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such occasions to drowned thought
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or drive away evil spirits was
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to sing some tunes and
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the good people of sleepy hollow as they
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sat by their doors of an
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evening. were often filled with awe at hearing his nasal
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melody. In linked sweetness, long
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drawn out, clothing from
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the distant hill. or
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along the Dusky road. Another
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of his sources of fearful
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pleasure was to pass long winter
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evenings with the old
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Dutch wives as they sat spinning by the fire
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with a row of apples roasting and
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spluttering along the half and
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listen to their marvelous tales
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of ghosts and goblins.
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and haunted fields and haunted bricks
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and haunted bridges and haunted
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houses, and particularly.
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of the
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headless horsemen
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or galloping hessian of the
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hollow as they sometimes called
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him. He would
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delight them equally by his anecdotes
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of which craft and of the
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doubtful omens and
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portentous sights and sounds in the air,
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which prevailed in the earlier times
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of Connecticut. and would frighten them
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woefully with speculations upon
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comets and shooting
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stars. And
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with the alarming that
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the world did absolutely turn
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round and that they were of the
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time topsy-turvy.
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But if there was a pleasure in all
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this, while snugly cuddling
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in the chimney corner of the chamber that
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was at all a ruddy glow
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from the crackling wood fire and where,
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of course, no spectre there to
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show its face. It was
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daily purchased by the
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terrorist of his subsequent walk
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onwards. What fearful
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shapes and shadows possess
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his path? amidst the dim
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and ghastly glare of a snowy
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night. With what a
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wishful look did he eye
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every trembling ray of light streaming
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across the waist fields from some
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distant window.
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How often was
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the Apollo by some shrub
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covered with snow, which like a
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sheeted specter
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beset his very path.
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How
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often did he shrink with curdling
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ore of the sound of his own steps on
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the frosty crust beneath his
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feet
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and dread? to
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look over his shoulder lest he should
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behold some uncouth
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being trampling
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close behind him. how
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often will he thrown into complete
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dismay by
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some rushing blast howling among
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the trees in the idea
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that it was the galloping hessian and one
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of
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his knightly scarings. All
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these, however,
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were mere terrorists of the
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night phantoms of the mind
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that walk in darkness. though
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he had seen many specters in his time
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and been more than once beset
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by Satan in diverse shapes,
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in his lonely parambulations, yet
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daylight put an end to all these evils,
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and he would have passed the pleasant life
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of it in despite of the devil
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and all his works. if his path had
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not been crossed
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by a being
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that causes more perplexity
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to mortal man than
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ghosts, goblins, and a whole race of
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witches put together, and
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that
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was
20:46
a woman. Among
20:47
the musical disciples who assembled one evening
20:49
in each week to receive his instructions in
20:52
Psalmody was Katrina
20:54
Frangtassel, the
20:56
daughter and only child of a substantial
20:59
Dutch farmer. She
21:01
was a blooming glass of fresh
21:03
eighteen plump as a partridge
21:06
bright and melting a
21:08
rosy cheeked as one of her father's
21:10
peaches and universally
21:12
famed not merely for
21:15
her beauty. but
21:15
her vast expectations. She
21:17
was
21:18
with all a little
21:20
of a coquette as might be
21:22
perceived even in her dress, which was a mix
21:24
year of ancient and modern fashions
21:27
and most suited to
21:29
set off her charms. She
21:31
wore the ornaments of yellow
21:33
Hollow, which her great great
21:36
grandmother had brought over from
21:38
Saruman, the
21:39
tempting stomacher of the
21:41
old in time. and with all a
21:44
provokingly short peticoat to
21:45
display the prettiest foot
21:48
and ankle in
21:49
the country around.
21:51
It should've had a soft and
21:54
foolish heart towards the sex,
21:56
and it is not to be wondered that that
21:58
so tempting a
22:00
morsel soon found favor in his
22:02
eyes. More especially
22:04
after he had visited her in her
22:06
paternal mansion, old
22:08
Baltus von Tassel was a
22:10
perfect picture of a thriving, contented,
22:13
liberal Sharpe
22:15
farmer. He seldom it is true, sent either
22:17
his eyes or his thoughts beyond the
22:19
boundaries of his own farm but
22:21
within those, everything was
22:23
snug, happy, and well conditioned. He
22:25
was satisfied with his wealth, but not
22:27
proud of it. and piqued himself
22:29
upon the hearty abundance rather
22:31
than the style in which he
22:33
lived. His stronghold was
22:35
situated on the banks of the Hudson in one
22:37
of those green sheltered fertile
22:39
looks in which the Dutch farmers are
22:41
so fond of nestling. A
22:43
great
22:43
elm tree spread
22:45
its broad branches over it, at the
22:47
foot of which bubbled up a spring of
22:49
the softest and sweetest water.
22:51
that
22:51
babble that long among elders
22:54
and dwarf Hollow. Hard
22:56
by the farmhouse was a vast
22:58
demand that might have served for a
23:00
church every window and crevice of which seemed bursting
23:02
forth with the treasures of the farm.
23:04
The flail was busily resounding
23:06
within it from morning tonight.
23:09
swellows and martins skimmed twitering
23:11
about the eves, and rows of
23:13
pigeons, some with one eye turned up as
23:15
if watching the weather, Some with
23:17
their heads down under their wings
23:19
or buried in their bosoms, and
23:22
others swelling and cooing
23:24
and bowing about their dames. were
23:26
enjoying the sunshine on the
23:28
roof. Sleepy unwieldy
23:30
porkers were grunting in the repose
23:32
and abundance of their pens from
23:34
when salad fourth, now and then, troops
23:36
of sucking pigs as if to snuff
23:38
the air, a stately squadron
23:41
of snowy geese were riding in an
23:44
adjoining pond, convoying whole
23:46
fleets of ducks. Regiments
23:48
of turkeys were gobbling through
23:50
the farmyard, and guinea fowls
23:52
fretting about it like ill tempered
23:54
housewives with their peevish, discontinued
23:57
cry. Before the
23:57
barn door strutted the Gallant cock,
23:59
that pattern of a husband, a
24:02
warrior, and a fine gentleman clapping
24:04
his burnished wings and crowing in the
24:06
pride and gladness of
24:08
his heart, sometimes tearing up the earth with his
24:10
feet and then generously calling
24:12
his ever hungry family of wives and
24:14
children to enjoy the rich morsel
24:16
which he had discovered. The
24:18
pedagogue's
24:19
mouth watered as he looked upon
24:21
this sumptuous promise of luxurious winter
24:24
fare. In
24:25
his devouring mind's eye, he pictured to
24:28
himself every roasting pig
24:30
running about with a pudding in his
24:32
belly and an apple in his
24:34
mouth. The
24:34
pigeons were snugly put to bed in a comfortable
24:37
pie and tucked in with a
24:39
covetous crust. The
24:40
geese were swimming in their own
24:43
gravy and
24:43
the ducks Irving cozily in
24:46
dishes like snug married couples
24:48
with a decent competency of
24:50
onion sauce. In the porkers, he
24:52
saw carved out the future
24:53
sleek side of bacon and
24:56
juicy relishing ham. Not
24:58
a Turkey, but he beheld a daintily trussed
25:00
up with its gizzled under its wing
25:02
and put adventure a necklace
25:04
of savory sausages. an even
25:07
bright shaun to clear himself
25:09
by sprawling on his back in a
25:11
side dish with uplifted clothes
25:14
as if craving that quarter, which
25:16
is chivalrous spirit disdained to us
25:18
while living. As the
25:21
enraptured Eicobod fancied
25:23
all this, And
25:23
as he rolled his great green eyes
25:26
over the fat meadowlands, the
25:28
rich fields of wheat, of rye,
25:30
of buckwheat, and Indian
25:33
and the Orchids burdened with a ruddy
25:35
fruit, which surrounded
25:36
the warm tenement of Fung
25:39
Tassil. his
25:40
heart year end after the damsel who was
25:42
to inherit these domains.
25:44
And his
25:44
imagination expanded with the idea
25:47
how they might be
25:49
readily turned into cash, and the money
25:50
invested in immense tracts of wild
25:53
land and shingled palaces
25:55
in the wilderness. Nay, his busy
25:58
fancy already realized his hopes and
26:00
presented to him the blue moon
26:02
Katrina. For the whole family
26:04
of children, mounted on the top of
26:06
a wagon loaded with household
26:08
trampery, with pots and kettles
26:10
dangling beneath, and he beheld
26:12
himself by striding a pacing mayor
26:14
with a cultured her
26:16
heels, setting out for Kentucky,
26:18
Tennessee. All
26:19
the lord knows where.
26:22
When
26:22
he entered the house, the conquest of
26:24
his heart, was complete.
26:26
It was
26:26
one of those spacious farm
26:29
houses with high pitched but lowly
26:31
sloping roofs built in the style handed down from the
26:33
first dutch settlers, the low
26:35
projecting eaves forming a
26:37
piazza along the front capable
26:39
of being closed up in bad
26:41
weather. Under this were hung flails,
26:44
harness, various utensils, husbandry,
26:46
and nets for fishing in the neighboring
26:49
river. Ventures were built
26:51
along the sides for summer use, and a
26:53
great spinning wheel at one end
26:55
and a churn at the other showed
26:57
the various uses to which
26:59
this important porch might be
27:01
devoted. From
27:02
this piazza, the wandering Ikebaud
27:04
entered the hall which formed the center
27:06
of the mansion and the
27:07
place of usual residence.
27:10
Here,
27:10
rows of resplendent
27:12
pewter ranged on the long dresser
27:15
dazzled his eyes. In one
27:16
corner, stood a huge bag of
27:18
wool ready to be one, in
27:21
another a quantity of Lindsay,
27:23
Woolsey just from the loom. Years
27:25
of Indian corn and strings
27:27
of dried apples and peaches
27:29
hung in grayfish stumes along the walls
27:31
mingled with the gourd of red
27:33
peppers, and the door left the jar gave
27:35
him a peep into the best parlor
27:38
where the claw footed chairs and dark
27:40
mahogany tables shone
27:42
like mirrors and irons
27:44
with their accompanying shovel
27:47
and tongs glistened from
27:49
the covert of
27:51
asparagus tops. Mok orange juice
27:53
and conch shells decorated the
27:55
mantle Sleepy. Irving
27:57
of various colored birds eggs
27:59
were suspended above it. A great
28:02
ostrich egg was hung from the center of the
28:04
room and a corner cupboard knowingly
28:06
left open displayed
28:09
immense treasures of old
28:11
silver
28:11
and well mended China.
28:14
From
28:15
the moment Icabod laid his eyes
28:17
upon these regions of delight,
28:19
the peace of his mind was
28:21
at an end. and his only
28:24
study was out
28:24
again the effections
28:26
of the peerless daughter
28:29
of Fontasso. In this
28:30
enterprise, however, he had more
28:32
real difficulties than generally felt that
28:34
a lot of a night errant of your
28:36
who seldom had anything but giants and
28:39
chances, fiery dragons, and such
28:41
like easily conquered adversaries
28:43
to contend with. and had to make his way merely through gates
28:46
of iron and brass and walls of
28:48
adamant to the castle keep
28:50
where the lady of
28:50
his heart was confined.
28:53
all which
28:53
he achieved as easily as a man would
28:55
carve his way to the center of a Christmas
28:58
pie, and then the
28:58
lady gave him her hand as a matter
29:01
of course. ICABARD,
29:03
on the contrary,
29:05
had to win his way to the heart
29:07
of a country cadet, beset
29:09
with a labyrinth of whims and
29:12
Caprice's which were forever presenting new
29:14
difficulties and impediments, and he
29:16
had to encounter a host of faithful
29:18
adversaries of real flesh and blood
29:20
the numerous rustic admirers who beset
29:23
every portal to her heart
29:25
keeping a watchful and
29:27
angry eye upon each other.
29:30
but ready to fly out in the common cause against
29:32
any new competitor. Among
29:34
these, in the most formidable was
29:37
the burley, roaring, roistering
29:40
blade of the name of Abraham, or according
29:42
to the Dutch abbreviation, Brondt,
29:44
the hero
29:46
of the Country Round, which
29:48
rang with his feats of strength
29:50
and hardyhood. It was
29:51
broad shoulders and double jointed
29:54
with short curly black hair
29:56
and a bluff but not unpleasant
29:58
countenance having a mingled
29:59
era of fun and arrogance.
30:02
From
30:02
his herculean frame and
30:05
great powers of limbs, he had
30:07
received a nickname of Brombonds by
30:09
which she was universally known.
30:12
It was famed for great knowledge and skill
30:14
in horsemanship, being
30:16
as dextrous on horseback as a
30:18
tarta. He was foremost
30:20
at all races and cock fights and
30:22
with the ascendancy which bodily strength
30:24
always acquires in rustic life was the
30:27
unpironal disputes,
30:28
setting his hat on one side and giving his
30:31
decisions an air and tone that admitted
30:33
of no gainsay or
30:35
appeal. He was always
30:35
ready for either a fight or a
30:38
frolic, but had more
30:39
mischiefs near will in his
30:41
composition. with all his overbearing roughness,
30:43
there was a strong dash of waggish
30:45
good humor at bottom.
30:47
He had three or four boone companions
30:49
who regarded him as their model,
30:51
and at the head of whom he scoured the
30:54
country, attending every scene of
30:56
feudal merriment from miles around.
30:58
In cold weather, he was distinguished by
31:00
a fur cap surmounted with
31:02
a flaunting foxes' tail. I
31:04
wonder
31:04
folks at the country gathering describe
31:07
his well known crest at a
31:09
distance was skiing about among a squad of hard riders.
31:11
They always stood by for
31:13
a squall. Sometimes, his
31:15
crew would be heard dashing along
31:18
past the houses at midnight with Hoop and
31:20
Hulu, like a troop of Don
31:22
Cossacks. And the old James
31:24
startled out of their sleep
31:26
would listen for a moment till a hurry,
31:28
scurry, get clatted Legend then
31:30
exclaim, I, there goes,
31:32
brown bones and he's
31:34
gang. The
31:34
neighbors looked upon him with a mixture of awe,
31:36
admiration, and goodwill. And
31:38
when any
31:38
mad cap prank or rustic brawl
31:41
occurred in the vicinity, always shook
31:43
their heads, and warranted,
31:45
Braun Bones was at the bottom of
31:47
it.
31:49
This
31:49
rantipole hero had for
31:51
sometimes singled out the blooming
31:54
Katrina for the object of his
31:56
uncouth gallon trees. And
31:58
though his amorous toyings were
31:59
something like the gentle caresses and
32:02
endearments of a bear, yet
32:04
it was whispered that she did
32:06
not altogether discourage
32:08
his hopes. Certainties,
32:09
his advances were singles
32:11
for rival candidates to retire,
32:13
who felt no inclination to cross a
32:15
liar and neither mores.
32:17
In
32:17
so much that when his horse was
32:20
seen tied to van Tassel's paling
32:22
on a Sunday night, a sure
32:24
sign that his master was courting or
32:26
as it is termed Irving
32:29
within. All of the suitors passed
32:31
by in despair and
32:33
carried the war into
32:35
other quarters.
32:36
Such was the formidable rival
32:39
with whom Icabot crane had to
32:41
contend. And considering
32:43
all things, a stalter man
32:45
than he would have shrunk from the
32:47
competition, and a
32:48
wiser man would have
32:50
despaired He
32:51
had, however, a happy mixture
32:53
of pliability and perseverance in
32:55
his nature. He
32:56
was in Forman spirit like a
32:58
supple Irving yielding, but tough. Though
33:00
he bent, he never broke,
33:03
and though he bowed beneath the slightest
33:05
pressure, yet the moment it was away
33:08
jerk. He was as erect and
33:10
carried his head as high as ever.
33:12
in
33:15
the field openly against his rival would have
33:17
been madness. Or he was not a
33:19
man to be thwarted in his anymores
33:22
anymore than that stormy lover
33:24
Achilles. Ecabod
33:25
therefore made his advances in
33:27
a quiet and gently insinuating manner
33:31
under cover
33:31
of his character of singing master,
33:34
he made frequent visits at the farmhouse,
33:36
not as
33:36
that he had anything to apprehend from
33:39
the meddlesome interference of
33:41
parents, which is so often a stumbling block
33:43
in the path of lovers.
33:45
Bolt front tussle was an
33:47
easily indulgent soul. He
33:49
loved his daughter better even than his pipe.
33:52
And like
33:52
a reasonable man and an excellent father,
33:55
let her have her way in everything. His
33:57
notable little wife too had enough to do to attend
33:59
to her
33:59
housekeeping and manage her
34:02
poultry, four as she sagely
34:04
observed,
34:05
ducks and geese are foolish things
34:07
and must be looked after, but
34:10
girls can take care
34:12
of themselves. Thus,
34:14
while the busy day and bustling
34:16
about the house, applied a
34:18
spinning wheel at one end of
34:20
the piazza, honest bolt
34:22
would sit smoking his evening pipe at
34:24
the other, watching the achievements of
34:26
a little wooden warrior who armed with a
34:28
sword in each hand was most value eventually
34:31
fighting the wind on the pinnacle of the barn. In the
34:33
meantime, Ikebod
34:34
would carry on his suit with
34:36
the daughter by the side of the
34:39
spring under the great Hollow or
34:42
sarturing or sarturing
34:42
along in the twilight that
34:46
hour so favorable to the
34:48
lava eloquence. I
34:49
prefer not
34:50
to know how women's hearts
34:53
are wounded one. To me,
34:54
they have always been matters
34:57
of riddle and admiration.
34:59
Some seem to have but one fungible
35:01
point or door of access, while
35:04
others have a thousand avenues and may
35:06
be captured in a thousand
35:08
different ways. It is a great
35:10
triumph for skill to gain the
35:12
former, but a still greater proof of
35:14
generalship to maintain the
35:16
possession of the latter. for man
35:18
must battle for his fortress at every
35:20
door and window. He wins
35:22
a thousand common heart is therefore entitled
35:25
to some but he who keeps undisputed sway over
35:27
the heart of a croquettes is
35:30
indeed a
35:32
hero. Certain
35:33
it is, this was not
35:35
the case with the redoubtable
35:37
brom bones. And from the
35:39
moment, Ikebod crane made his
35:41
advances. the interests of the former
35:43
evidently declined. His horse
35:45
was no longer seen tied
35:47
to the Irving on
35:50
Sunday nights and a deadly feud gradually
35:52
arose between him and the
35:54
protector of
35:56
sleepy hollow.
35:56
Sleepy,
35:58
who had
35:59
a degree of rough chivalry
35:59
in his nature, would vain have carried
36:02
matters to open warfare and have
36:04
settled their pretensions
36:05
to the lady according
36:07
to the mode of those most concise
36:10
and simple of reasoners, the
36:12
night's
36:12
errand of your, by
36:13
single combat.
36:16
but
36:16
Icobot was too conscious of the superior might
36:18
of his adversary to enter the lists against
36:20
him. He had overheard a
36:22
boast of bones that he
36:26
would double the school master up and lay him
36:28
on the shelf of his own school house,
36:30
and he was too wary to give
36:32
him an
36:34
opportunity. There
36:35
was something extremely provoking in this optimally
36:37
Pacific system. It left Bahram no
36:39
alternative, but to draw upon the funds
36:41
of rustic waggory in
36:44
his position and to play off boorish practical
36:46
jokes upon his rival. Iqobad
36:48
became the object of whimsical
36:50
persecution to bones and his
36:53
gang of a rough riders. He
36:55
harried his hitherto peaceful domains, smoked
36:57
out his singing school by stopping
36:59
up the chimney, broke
37:02
into the schoolhouse at night in spite of
37:04
its formidable fastnings of wide and
37:07
window stakes turned everything
37:10
topsy-turvy so that the Post Gold Master
37:12
began to think all the witches in
37:14
the country held their meetings there.
37:16
But it was still more annoying. Bram
37:18
took all opportunities of turning him into ridicule in the
37:21
presence of his mistress and had
37:23
a scoundrel dog when he taught of
37:25
wine in the most ludicrous manner
37:28
and introduced as a rival of Icabod's to instruct
37:30
her Irving harmony. In
37:32
this way,
37:33
matters went on
37:34
for some time.
37:36
without
37:36
producing any material effect on the relative situations
37:39
of the contending powers.
37:42
On a fine
37:43
autumnal afternoon, Icabod
37:46
intensive mode, sat enthroned on the lofty
37:48
stool from whence he usually watched
37:50
all the concerns of his little literary
37:54
realm. In
37:54
his hand, he swayed the pharyal, that scepter
37:57
of despotic power. The birch
37:59
of
37:59
justice reposed
38:00
on three nails behind the
38:04
throne, a constant terror at evildoers, while on the desk
38:06
before him
38:07
might be seen sundry
38:09
contraband articles and
38:12
prohibited weapons detected
38:14
upon the persons of idle
38:16
urchins such as half munch
38:18
apples, hop
38:19
guns, whirly gigs,
38:20
fly cages, and
38:22
all legions of rampant little
38:25
paper game cocks. Apparently, there
38:26
had been some appalling act
38:29
of justice recently inflicted Boy's
38:31
scholars were all busily intent upon
38:33
their books or slightly whispering behind
38:35
them with one eye kept
38:37
upon the master. and
38:38
a kind of buzzing stillness rain throughout the
38:41
school room. It was suddenly interrupted by
38:42
the appearance of a negro in
38:44
tau cloth jacket and trousers Legend
38:48
crowned fragment of a hack like a cap of Mercury
38:50
and mounted on the back of
38:52
a ragged wild half broken coat
38:55
which he managed with a rope by way of a
38:58
halter. He came
38:58
clattering up to the school door with
39:00
an invitation to Icabod to attend a
39:03
merry making or quilting frolic to
39:05
be held that evening, get the mind here from
39:08
Tassels. And having delivered his
39:10
message with an air
39:12
of importance, he dashed over the brook
39:14
and was seen scampering away up the hollow full of the importance and hurry
39:17
of his mission. Oar
39:19
was now bustling hubba in the late quiet
39:22
schoolroom. The scholars were
39:23
hurried through their lessons
39:25
without stopping at trifles. Those
39:27
who were nimble skipped over half
39:29
with impunity and those who Sharpe Tardy had
39:31
a smart application now and then in the
39:33
rear to quicken their speed or help
39:35
them over a tall
39:38
word. Books were flung aside without
39:40
being put away on the shelves, ink
39:42
stands were
39:44
overturned, benches, thrown down, and the whole school was
39:46
turned loose an hour before the usual
39:48
time, bursting forth like a
39:50
legion of
39:52
young imps yelping and racking about the green
39:54
enjoy at their early
39:56
emancipation. The
39:58
Gallanticabod
39:59
the gallon a couple
39:59
now spent at least an extra half hour at his
40:02
toilet brushing and furbishing
40:04
up his best, an indeed
40:06
only
40:06
suit of rusty black.
40:09
and arranging his locks by a bit of
40:11
broken looking glass that hung up in
40:13
the schoolhouse that he might make his appearance
40:15
before his mistress in the true style
40:17
of a cavalier. He borrowed a
40:19
horse from the farmer with whom he was
40:22
domiciled, a clerical dutchman
40:24
of the name of Hans van Ruppert.
40:26
and thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like
40:28
a night errand in quest of adventures.
40:32
But it is meat
40:34
I should in the
40:36
true spirit of romantic story
40:38
gives some account of the looks
40:40
and equipments of my hero
40:42
and his
40:44
stead. The
40:44
animal he best strode was a broken down plough horse that
40:46
had outlived almost everything but
40:49
its viciousness. He
40:51
was gone and shaggered with a u neck
40:53
and a head like a hammer. His rusty mane and
40:55
tail were tangled and knotted with
40:57
birds. One eye had
41:00
lost its pupil and was glaring and spectral, but the
41:02
other had a
41:02
gleam of a genuine devil
41:05
in it. Still,
41:06
he must have had fire and metal in his day
41:08
if we made judge from the name he
41:11
bought of gunpowder. He had in fact
41:13
been a favorite state of
41:16
his masters the chaletic fur ripper who was a
41:18
furious rider and had infused very
41:20
probably some of his own spirit into
41:22
the animal. for
41:24
old and broken down as he looked. There
41:26
was more of the looking devil in
41:28
him than in any young Philly
41:31
in the country. ICABOD was a suitable figure for
41:33
such a state. He rode with
41:36
short stirrups which brought his knees nearly
41:38
up to the pommel of
41:40
the saddle. His sharp
41:42
elbows stuck out like
41:44
grasshoppers. He carried his
41:46
whip perpendicular in his hand like
41:48
a scepter. Legend as his horse
41:50
jogged on, the motion of his arms
41:52
was not unlike the flapping of a
41:54
pair of wings. A
41:56
small wall hat rested on the top of
41:58
his nose for so his scanty strip of forehead might be
41:59
called, and the skirts of his black
42:02
coat fluttered out almost to the
42:04
horse's tail.
42:06
Such was the appearance of Icabod and his steed as they
42:09
shambled out of the gate of
42:11
Hans Van Ripper. and
42:13
it was altogether such an aberration
42:16
as it seldom to be met with
42:19
in broad daylight. It was,
42:22
as I have said, a fine autumnal
42:24
day. The sky was clear
42:26
and serene and nature were that
42:28
rich in golden Livery, which we always associate with the idea of
42:30
abundance. The forests had
42:32
put on their sober brown and
42:34
yellow, while some trees of the
42:36
tenderer kind
42:38
had been nipped by the frost's into brilliant of orange,
42:41
purple, and scarlet.
42:44
Streaming files
42:45
of wild ducks began
42:47
to make their appearance high in the
42:49
air. The bark of the squirrel might
42:51
be heard from the groves of beach
42:53
and hickory nuts. and the pensive
42:55
whistle of the intervals from the neighboring stubblefield.
42:58
The small birds were taking their
43:02
farewell banquets In
43:03
the fullness of their revelry, they fluttered
43:05
chirping and frolicing from bush to
43:08
bush and tree to tree,
43:10
capricious from the very perfusion and
43:12
variety around them. There was the
43:14
honest cock robin, the favorite
43:16
game of Strickling Sportsman with
43:18
his loud, query less note,
43:20
and the twittering Blackbirds flying in
43:22
stable clouds and the
43:24
golden winged woodpecker with his
43:26
crimson crest, his broad black
43:28
gourgett, and
43:30
splendid plumage. and the cedar
43:32
bird with its red tipped wings and
43:34
yellow tipped tail and its little
43:36
Montero cap of feathers.
43:38
And the blue j, that noisy cock
43:40
comb in his gay light blue coat and
43:43
white under clothes, screaming and chattering,
43:46
Irving, and
43:47
and Irving, to
43:50
be good terms with every songster
43:52
of the grove. As
43:54
Ikebod
43:54
jogged slowly on his
43:57
way, Is I
43:57
ever open to every symptom
43:59
of culinary abundance ranged with
44:02
delights over the treasures of
44:04
jolly Autumn? On all
44:06
sides, he beheld vast stores of
44:08
apples. Some hanging in
44:10
oppressive opulence on the trees,
44:12
some gathered into baskets and
44:14
barrels for the market Others
44:16
heaped up in rich piles for the
44:18
cider press. Father on,
44:20
he beheld great fields of Indian corn
44:22
with its golden ears peeping from
44:25
their leafy cupboards and holding out the
44:27
promise of cakes and hasty pudding. And
44:29
the yellow pumpkins lying
44:32
beneath them turning up their fair round bellies to
44:34
the sun and giving ample
44:36
prospects of the most luxurious
44:38
of pies.
44:40
and a nun, he passed the fragrant buckwheat fields,
44:42
breathing the odor of the beehive,
44:44
and as he beheld them.
44:47
Soft anticipation stole over his
44:50
mind of dainty slap
44:52
jacks, well buttered and
44:54
garnished with honey
44:56
or treacle by the delicate,
44:58
little, dimpled hand of Katrina
45:00
Fan Tassel.
45:03
Thus, feeding his mind with many sweet thoughts
45:05
and sugared suppositions. He journeyed
45:08
along the sides of a range of hills, which look
45:10
out upon some of the goodliest
45:12
scenes of a
45:14
mighty hard The sun gradually
45:15
wheeled his broad disk down
45:17
into the west. The wide bosom
45:19
of
45:19
the Tappan's a lay
45:22
motionless and
45:24
accepting that here and there, a gentle undulation
45:26
Legend and prolonged the blue shadow
45:28
of the distant mountain.
45:31
A
45:31
few amber clouds floated in the
45:33
sky without a breath of air to
45:35
move them. The horizon was of
45:37
a fine golden Tony. changing
45:40
gradually into a pure apple
45:42
green. And from that, into
45:43
the deep blue of the mid heaven,
45:46
a
45:46
slanting ray lingered on the woody crests
45:48
of the press pisses that overhung
45:50
some parts of the Irving, giving greater depth
45:52
to the dark gray purple of their
45:54
rocky sides. A sloop
45:56
was loitering in the distance dropping slowly
45:58
down with the tide, a sail hanging
46:00
uselessly against the mast. And as
46:02
the reflection of the sky gleamed
46:05
along the still water, It
46:07
seemed as if the vessel was suspended in
46:09
the air. It was toward
46:11
evening that Ikebaud arrived at
46:13
the castle of the hare van Tessel
46:15
which he found thronged with the pride and flower of the adjacent
46:18
country. Old
46:19
farmers, a spare leather and face race
46:22
in homespun coats and breeches,
46:24
blue stockings, huge
46:26
shoes magnificent pewter
46:28
buckles. They're brisk, withered, little
46:30
dimes, in close crimped
46:32
caps, long, wasted,
46:34
short gowns, home spun petticoats with scissors and pin
46:36
cushions gay calico
46:38
pockets hanging on the
46:40
outside. Buck
46:41
some almost as antiquated as their
46:44
mothers accepting where a straw
46:46
hat, a fine ribbon, or
46:48
perhaps a white frog gave
46:50
symptoms of a city
46:52
innovation. The
46:52
sun's in short, square
46:54
skirted coats with rose of
46:57
stupendous brass buttons and their hair generally queued in the fashion
46:59
of the times, especially if they could procure
47:02
an eel skin for
47:04
the purpose. it Irving
47:06
throughout the country as a potent nourisher
47:08
and strengthener of the
47:11
hair. Bronn bones, however,
47:13
was the hero of the sink.
47:15
Having come
47:15
to the gathering on his favorite
47:18
daredevil, a creature
47:19
like himself full of metal and
47:22
mischief, and which no one but himself
47:24
could manage. He was
47:25
in fact noted for preferring vicious
47:28
animals. Given to
47:28
all kinds of tricks which kept
47:31
the rider in constant risk
47:33
of his neck, for
47:34
he held attractable, well broken horse
47:36
as unworthy of a lad
47:38
of spirit. Feign
47:40
would
47:40
oppose to dwell a on
47:42
the world of charms upon gaze of my
47:45
hero as he entered the
47:47
stakeholder of Phantasil's mansion.
47:50
not
47:50
those of the bevy of buksen lasses with their luxurious
47:53
display of red and white,
47:55
but the ample charms
47:57
of a genuine Dutch country
48:00
tea table in the sumptuous
48:02
time of autumn. Such
48:04
heaped
48:04
up platters of
48:06
cakes of
48:07
various and almost indescribable kinds
48:09
known only to experience Dutch
48:11
housewives. There was
48:13
a doubted doughnut the
48:15
tender oily cook, and the crisp and
48:18
crumbling cruler. Sweet cakes
48:20
and short cakes, ginger
48:22
cakes and honey cakes, and the
48:25
whole family of cakes. And then, there were
48:27
apple
48:27
pies and peach pies and
48:29
pumpkin pies besides slices of
48:31
ham and smoked
48:34
beef and more over delectable dishes of preserved
48:36
plums and peaches and
48:39
pears and quinces, not
48:41
to mention broiled shad and
48:44
roasted chickens. Together
48:46
with bowls of milk and cream,
48:49
all mingled hittled hittled
48:51
piggly, pretty much as I
48:53
have enumerated them with
48:55
the motherly sending up its clouds of vapor from
48:57
the midst. Evan bless the
48:59
mark. I want breath
49:01
and time to discuss this banquet as
49:04
it deserves and I'm too
49:06
eager to get on with my
49:08
story. Happily, Icabot Crane
49:10
was not in so great a hurry
49:13
as his historian. but
49:14
did ample justice to ever
49:16
eatain tea. He was
49:18
a kind
49:19
and thankful creature whose heart dilated
49:21
in proportion as his skin
49:23
was filled with a good cheer and
49:25
whose spirits rose with eating as
49:27
some men's do with drink. It
49:29
could not help to rolling his large eyes around
49:31
him as he ate and chuckling with the
49:34
possibility that he might one day
49:36
be lord of all
49:38
this scene of almost
49:40
unimaginable luxury and splendor.
49:42
Then he thought, how soon
49:44
he turned his back upon the
49:48
old schoolhouse? snap his fingers in the face of Hans Van
49:50
Ripper and every other negatively
49:52
patron and kick any
49:54
itinerant pedagogue out of doors
49:58
that should dare to call him comrade.
50:00
Old Baltus fun tassel
50:02
moved about among his guests with a
50:04
face dilated with content and
50:06
good humor round
50:08
and jolly as the harvest
50:10
moon. His
50:10
hospitable intentions were brief but
50:12
expressive being confined to a shake
50:14
of the hand a slap on the shoulder,
50:16
a loud laugh, and a
50:18
pressing invitation to fall too,
50:21
and help themselves.
50:23
and now the sound of the music from the common room
50:25
or hall summoned to the
50:28
dance, who had been
50:29
the itinerant orchestra of the neighborhood for
50:31
more than half a century. His
50:34
instrument was as old and battered as
50:36
himself. The greater part
50:37
of the time he scraped on
50:39
two or three strings accompanying every movement of the
50:41
bow with a motion of the head, bowing almost
50:43
to the ground and stamping with
50:45
his foot whenever a fresh couple
50:47
were to start.
50:50
Ecabod
50:50
prided himself upon his dancing as much as
50:52
upon his vocal powers. Not a
50:55
limb, not a fiber
50:56
about him was idle.
50:59
and
50:59
to have seen his loosely hung
51:01
frame in full motion and
51:03
clattering about the room, you
51:05
would have thought Synvitus
51:07
himself that blessed patron of the dance was
51:10
figuring before you in
51:12
person. How could the flogger
51:13
of urchins be otherwise
51:15
an animated enjoyable The
51:17
lady
51:17
of his heart was his partner in
51:20
the dance, and smiling
51:21
graciously and replied to all
51:23
his amorous oldlings, while brom
51:26
bones Sleepy smitten
51:28
with love and jealousy sat
51:30
brooding by
51:31
himself
51:33
in one corner. When the dance was at an
51:35
end, Icabod was attracted to a naught of the sager folks who,
51:38
with old Farm Pastel, sat smoking
51:40
at one end of
51:42
the Piazza. gossiping over
51:44
former times and drawing out
51:46
long stories about the war.
51:49
This neighborhood at the time of
51:51
which I'm speaking was one of those highly favored places which are
51:53
bound with chronicled and great men.
51:55
The British and American
51:56
line had run near it during
52:00
the war, It had therefore been the scene of maroding and
52:02
infested with refugees, cowboys,
52:04
and all kinds of border chivalry.
52:07
Just sufficient time had elapsed to
52:09
enable each storyteller to dress up his toe
52:11
with a little becoming fiction, and
52:13
in the Irving distinctiveness
52:15
of his recollection, to make himself the hero of
52:17
every exploit. There was the
52:19
story of
52:20
Dahoo marketing a large
52:23
blue bearded Dutchman, who had nearly
52:26
taken a British frigate with an old iron nine pounder from a mud breastwork
52:28
only that he's gun burst
52:30
at the sixth discharge. Legend
52:34
there was an old gentleman who shall be nameless being too
52:36
rich, I'm in here to be likely mentioned,
52:38
who in the battle of white planes
52:40
being an excellent master
52:43
of defense parried musket ball with a small
52:45
sword. In so in so much that
52:47
he absolutely felt it whizz around the
52:49
blade and glanced off at
52:52
the hilt, in proof of which he was ready at any time to show the
52:54
sword with the hilt or a little
52:56
bent. There were several more that had
52:58
been equally great in
53:00
the field, not one of whom but was persuaded that he
53:02
had a considerable hand in bringing the
53:04
war to a
53:06
happy termination. all
53:08
these were nothing to the tales
53:10
of ghosts and apparitions that succeeded.
53:12
The neighborhood is rich
53:14
in legendary treasures of the kind,
53:17
Local
53:17
tales and superstitions thrive best
53:20
in these sheltered, long, settled
53:22
retreats, but are trampled
53:23
on the foot by the
53:25
shifting thronged a population of most of our country
53:27
places. Besides, there's no encouragement
53:30
for ghosts in most of
53:32
our villages. but
53:33
they have scarcely had time to finish their
53:35
first nap and turn themselves in their
53:37
graves before their surviving friends have
53:39
traveled away from the neighborhood so
53:41
that when they turn out at night to walk their
53:43
rounds, they have no acquaintance left to call
53:46
upon. This is
53:47
perhaps the reason while
53:49
we so seldom hear of
53:51
ghosts except in our long
53:53
established Dutch
53:56
communities. The
53:56
immediate cause, however, of the prevalence of supernatural stories in
53:58
these parts, was
53:59
doubtful owing to
54:01
the vicinity of sleepy
54:04
hollow. There was a contagion
54:06
in the very air that
54:08
blew from that haunted region.
54:10
It breathed forth an
54:13
atmosphere of dreams. and fancies infecting all the
54:16
land. Several of the
54:18
sleepy
54:18
hollow people were present at Van
54:22
and as usual, were doling out their wild and wonderful legends.
54:24
Many dismal tales
54:26
were told about funeral
54:28
trains. and Irving
54:30
cries and wailings heard and seen
54:32
about the great tree where the
54:35
unfortunate major Andrea was taken and
54:37
which stood in the neighborhood.
54:39
Some
54:39
mention was made also of the woman in
54:42
white that haunted the dark
54:44
glen at Ravenrock and was
54:46
often
54:46
her to shriek on winter nights before
54:48
a storm having perished there
54:50
in the snow.
54:52
The chief parts
54:53
of the stories, however, turned
54:56
upon
54:56
the favorite specter of sleepy hollow,
54:58
the headless
54:59
horsemen who had been heard
55:01
several times of late
55:03
patrolling the country
55:05
it was said, tethered
55:06
his horse nicely among the
55:09
graves in the churchyard.
55:12
The sequestered situation of
55:14
this church seems always to have made it a favorite haunt of
55:16
troubled spirits. It stands
55:18
on a gnoll surrounded by
55:20
locust trees and lofty elms.
55:23
among its decent whitewashed wall
55:26
shine modestly forth by
55:29
Christian
55:29
purity beaming through
55:31
the shades of retirement. A
55:33
gentle slope descends from it to a silver sheet
55:36
of water, bordered by high
55:38
trees between which, peeps may
55:40
be caught at the blue hills of
55:42
the Hudson. to look upon
55:44
its grass grown yard where sun
55:46
beams seem to sleep so
55:48
quietly. One would think
55:50
that they're at least
55:52
the dead. my dressed in
55:54
peace. On one
55:55
side of the church extends a
55:57
wide wooden dow, along which raves
55:59
a
55:59
large brook among broken rock and trunks fallen
56:02
trees. Over a deep
56:04
black part of the stream, not far
56:06
from
56:06
the church, was formerly thrown a
56:10
wooden bridge, The
56:10
road that led to it and the bridge itself were thickly
56:12
shaded by overhanging trees, which
56:14
cast a gloom about it even
56:17
in the daytime. but
56:20
occasioned a
56:20
fearful darkness at night.
56:23
Such was one of the favorite horns of
56:26
the headless horsemen and the
56:28
place where he was most frequently
56:30
encountered. The tale was
56:32
told of old brewer,
56:34
a most heretical disbeliever
56:37
in ghosts, how he met the horseman returning from
56:39
his foray into sleepy hollow
56:41
and was obliged to get
56:43
up behind him. how they galloped over bush
56:45
and brake over and swamp until he
56:48
reached the bridge. When the
56:50
horsemen suddenly turned into
56:52
a skeleton, threw old
56:54
brewer into the brook
56:56
and sprang away over the tree
56:58
tops with a clap
57:00
of thunder. This story was immediately matched by a thrice
57:02
marvelous adventure of Braun
57:04
Bones who made light of the galloping
57:06
hessian as an
57:08
errand jockey. He affirmed that
57:10
on returning one night from the neighboring
57:12
village of Singh. He had been
57:14
overtaken
57:14
by this midnight trooper that
57:16
he had offered
57:16
to race with him for a
57:19
bowl of punch and should have wanted to for dead, it
57:21
will beat the goblin horsehold
57:23
hollow. But just as they came to
57:25
the Churchbridge, the
57:28
Hessian bolted and vanished
57:30
in a
57:30
flash of fire.
57:32
All these
57:33
tales told in that draugsy
57:36
undertone with which men talk
57:38
in the dark, the countenances
57:40
of the listeners only now and then
57:42
receiving a casual gleam
57:44
from declare of a pipe. sank
57:46
deep into the mind of Ikebod. He
57:48
repaid him in kind with
57:50
large extracts from his invaluable
57:53
author, Cotton Mayher, and added
57:56
many marvelous events that had taken
57:58
place in his native state of
58:00
Connecticut and fearful sites, which
58:02
he had seen. in his nightly
58:04
walks about sleepy hollow.
58:06
The
58:06
rebel now gradually broke
58:08
up. The old farmers gathered together
58:11
their families in their wagons and were
58:13
heard for some time rattling along the roads and over
58:15
the distant hills. Some of the damsels
58:17
mounted
58:17
on billions behind their
58:20
favorite swanes, and
58:21
their lighthearted laughter mingling with the clatter
58:23
of hooves echoed along the
58:26
silent woodlands, sounding fainter
58:29
and fainter until They gradually died away,
58:31
and the late scene of noise
58:32
and frolic was all silent and
58:36
deserted. ICABOD only lingered
58:38
behind according to the custom of country
58:40
lovers to have a tat to tat with
58:42
the ARS, fully convinced that he was
58:44
now on the high road to success. What
58:48
past this interview I will not
58:50
pretend to say for? In
58:52
fact, I
58:52
do not know. Something,
58:54
however, I fear me,
58:56
must have gone wrong. But he certainly
58:58
sallied forth
58:58
after no very great interval with
59:00
an air quite desolate and
59:04
chap forward. Oh,
59:06
these women. These
59:08
women could
59:09
that girl have been playing
59:12
off any of her
59:14
cassettes tricks?
59:15
What's her
59:16
encouragement of the poor pedagogue,
59:18
all Amir Shah, to secure
59:20
her conquest of his rival? Legend
59:24
only knows, not aye.
59:26
Let it suffice
59:27
to say, Icabod's stole forth with the
59:29
air of one who'd been sucking
59:31
a hand roost. rather than a
59:34
fair lady's heart. Without
59:35
looking to the right or left to notice
59:38
the scene of rural wealth on which
59:40
she has so often bloated, He went straight to
59:42
the stable and with several
59:43
hearty cuffs and kicks, roused
59:45
his stead most precuriously
59:48
from the comfortable quarters in
59:50
which you were soundly sleeping, dreaming of mountains
59:53
of corn and oats, and a whole valleys
59:55
of timothy and clover.
59:58
a witching
1:00:00
time of night at Ikebaud,
1:00:02
heavy hearted and crestfallen,
1:00:04
the duties traveled homewards, along
1:00:07
the sides of the lofty hills
1:00:09
which rise above Tarrytown and
1:00:11
which he had traversed so
1:00:13
cheerily in the
1:00:15
afternoon. The hour was as dismal
1:00:17
as himself. Far below him,
1:00:19
the Tappanbare spread its dusky
1:00:21
and in distinct waste
1:00:24
of waters, with
1:00:24
here and there the tall mast of a sloop
1:00:26
riding quietly at anchor under the land. In the
1:00:29
dead hush of
1:00:30
midnight, He
1:00:32
could even hear the barking of the watchdog from the opposite shore of
1:00:35
the Hudson. But it was so vague
1:00:37
and faint as
1:00:37
only to give an idea
1:00:39
of his distance from this faithful
1:00:42
companion of man.
1:00:43
Now and then two, the long
1:00:46
drawn crowing of a cock
1:00:48
accidentally awakened would sound
1:00:50
far, far off from some
1:00:52
farmhouse away among the hills. But
1:00:53
it was like a dreaming sound in
1:00:56
his ear. No
1:00:56
signs of life occurred near him, but occasionally, the
1:00:59
melancholy chipped of
1:00:59
a cricket, or perhaps the
1:01:02
guttural twang of a bullfrog from a
1:01:04
neighboring Sharpe
1:01:06
as
1:01:07
he's sleeping uncomfortable and suddenly turning in
1:01:09
his bed. All the
1:01:11
stories of
1:01:14
ghosts and goblins that he had heard in the afternoon came
1:01:16
crowding upon his recollection.
1:01:18
The night looked darker
1:01:21
and darker. Sharpe
1:01:23
stars seemed to sink deeper in the
1:01:26
sky, and driving clouds
1:01:28
occasionally hit them from his side.
1:01:31
He
1:01:31
had never felt so lonely
1:01:33
in dismal. He
1:01:34
was, however, approaching the
1:01:38
very place where many of the scenes of the ghost stories have
1:01:40
been laid.
1:01:42
In the center of the road stood an
1:01:45
enormous tulip tree, which towered like a giant above all
1:01:47
the other trees of the neighborhood and formed a kind of
1:01:50
landmark. Its limbs
1:01:52
were gnarled and fantastic. large
1:01:55
enough to form trunks for ordinary
1:01:58
trees, twisting down
1:02:00
almost to the earth and
1:02:02
rising again into
1:02:04
the air. It was connected with the tragical story of the
1:02:06
unfortunate Andrey who had been taken
1:02:08
prisoner hard by and was
1:02:10
universally known by the name of
1:02:12
major Andrey's tree.
1:02:14
The common people regarded it with a
1:02:16
mixture of respect and superstition, partly out
1:02:19
of sympathy for the fate of
1:02:21
its ill starred namesake and
1:02:23
partly from the
1:02:24
tales of strange sites
1:02:27
and doubtful lamentations told
1:02:30
concerning it.
1:02:31
As Ikebod
1:02:32
approached this fearful tree,
1:02:34
he began
1:02:35
to whistle. He thought
1:02:37
his whistle was answered, It
1:02:39
was but a blast
1:02:41
sweeping sharply through the
1:02:43
dry branches. As he approached
1:02:45
a little nearer, He thought
1:02:47
he saw something white hanging in the
1:02:50
midst of the tree. He
1:02:52
paused and ceased whistling, but on
1:02:54
looking more
1:02:56
narrowly perceived that it was the place
1:02:58
where the tree had been scaled by lightning and a white wood laid
1:03:02
bare. Suddenly,
1:03:04
he had a groan,
1:03:06
his teeth
1:03:07
chatted, and his
1:03:08
knees smote against the
1:03:11
saddle. It was but the rubbing of one huge bow
1:03:13
upon another as they were swayed about by
1:03:15
the breeze. They passed the
1:03:17
tree in safety.
1:03:19
but
1:03:19
new perils lay before
1:03:22
him. About two
1:03:22
hundred yards from the tree, the small
1:03:25
brook crossed the road and ran into
1:03:27
a marshy and thickly wooded glen known
1:03:29
by the name of Wiley's
1:03:32
swamp. A few
1:03:32
rough logs laid side by side
1:03:34
served for a bridge over this
1:03:37
stream. On that side
1:03:37
of the road where the Brook entered the
1:03:40
wood, a group of oaks and
1:03:42
chestnuts, matted thick with wild
1:03:44
grapevines, threw a cavernous gloom
1:03:46
over it. To
1:03:47
pass this bridge was the
1:03:50
severest trial. It
1:03:52
was
1:03:52
a disidentical spot that the
1:03:55
unfortunate Andrey was captured and
1:03:57
under the covered of those chestnuts and
1:03:59
vines with a sturdy yum and
1:04:02
concealed who surprised
1:04:04
him. This has ever since been considered a haunted
1:04:06
stream and fearful other
1:04:08
feelings of the schoolboy
1:04:10
who has to pass it alone.
1:04:14
after
1:04:14
dark. As he approached the stream, his
1:04:17
heart began to thump. He summoned up,
1:04:19
however, all his resolution.
1:04:22
gave
1:04:22
he scores half a score of kicks in the ribs and attempted to dash
1:04:24
briskly across the bridge. But instead
1:04:27
of starting forward,
1:04:27
the perverse old animal made
1:04:30
a lot rule movement and
1:04:32
ran broadside against the
1:04:34
fence. Ikebod,
1:04:34
whose fears increased with the delayed
1:04:36
jerk the reins on the other side, and
1:04:39
kicked lustily with the contrary foot.
1:04:41
It was all in vain. It
1:04:43
stead Sharpe. It is true, but it
1:04:45
was only to plunge at the opposite side of the road into a
1:04:47
thicket of brambles and Legend bushes.
1:04:50
The school master now bestowed both
1:04:53
whip and heal upon the startling ribs of
1:04:55
old gunpowder, who dashed forward,
1:04:58
snuffling, and snorting, but
1:05:00
came to a stand just by the
1:05:02
bridge with a suddenness that
1:05:04
had nearly sent his riders sprawling
1:05:06
over his head. Just at
1:05:07
this moment,
1:05:08
a flashy tramp by the side of the
1:05:10
bridge caught the sensitive EriVica
1:05:12
pod. In the dark shadow of the
1:05:13
grove, on the margin of
1:05:15
the
1:05:15
Brook, he beheld
1:05:17
something
1:05:18
huge.
1:05:20
misshapen,
1:05:20
and towering. It stood not,
1:05:23
but seemed gathered
1:05:23
up in the gloom, like some
1:05:26
gigantic monster ready to spring
1:05:28
upon the
1:05:30
traveler. The hair of
1:05:31
the affrighted pedagogue rose upon his head with
1:05:33
terror. What was to be done?
1:05:35
The turn
1:05:35
and fly was now
1:05:36
too late and besides what chance
1:05:39
was there of escaping ghost or goblin if
1:05:42
such it was, which could ride on the
1:05:44
wings of the wind.
1:05:46
Summing up therefore a show of courage
1:05:48
he demanded in stammering
1:05:50
accents. Who who are
1:05:52
you? He received
1:05:54
no reply. He began his
1:05:56
demand
1:05:56
in a still more agitated voice
1:05:59
still. There was
1:06:01
no answer. Once more, he
1:06:03
cudgel the sides of
1:06:05
the inflexible gunpowder, and shutting
1:06:07
his eyes broke forth with the involuntary fervor into a sound
1:06:10
tune, just
1:06:12
then.
1:06:12
this man The shadowy object
1:06:15
of alarm put itself in motion and with
1:06:17
a scramble
1:06:17
and a bound stood at once
1:06:20
in the middle of
1:06:22
the road. Though the
1:06:24
night
1:06:25
was dark and dismal.
1:06:27
Yet
1:06:28
the form of the unknown might now
1:06:30
in some degree be ascertained
1:06:33
He appeared to be
1:06:36
a horseman of large dimensions
1:06:38
and mounted on a black horse of
1:06:40
powerful frame He made no
1:06:42
offer of molestation or
1:06:44
sociability that kept
1:06:45
aloof on one side
1:06:47
of the road jogging along on the blind side of
1:06:49
old gunpowder, who had now got over his fright and way
1:06:52
witness.
1:06:54
Ikebod,
1:06:54
the keyboard who had
1:06:55
no relish for this strange midnight
1:06:58
companion. Now,
1:06:58
bethought himself of the adventure of
1:07:01
Braun bones with the Galapaying hessian. now
1:07:03
quickened
1:07:03
his stead in hopes of leaving him
1:07:06
behind. The stranger, however,
1:07:07
quickened his horse to
1:07:09
an equal pace. Ikebod
1:07:11
pulled up and fell into
1:07:13
a walk thinking to lag behind.
1:07:15
The other did
1:07:16
the same. His heart
1:07:17
began to sink within him He
1:07:19
endeavored to resume his sound tune, but his
1:07:22
parched tongue clove to the roof
1:07:24
of his mouth, and he could
1:07:26
not utter
1:07:28
a stave There was something in the moody and dogged
1:07:30
silence of this pertinacious
1:07:32
companion that was mysterious
1:07:34
mysterious and appalling.
1:07:37
It was soon
1:07:37
faithfully accounted for. On
1:07:40
mounting a rising ground, which
1:07:42
brought the figure of his fellow traveler in
1:07:44
relief against
1:07:46
gigantic in height and muffled in a
1:07:48
cloak, Ikebaud was
1:07:49
horror struck on perceiving that
1:07:51
he was headless.
1:07:54
but
1:07:54
his horror was still more increased than observing
1:07:55
that the head which should have rested upon
1:07:58
his shoulders was carried
1:07:59
before him on the pommel of
1:08:02
his saddle
1:08:04
His terror
1:08:05
rose to desperation. He rained a shower of
1:08:07
kicks and blows upon gunpowder hoping by
1:08:09
a sudden movement to give
1:08:11
his companion
1:08:12
the slip.
1:08:14
But the
1:08:15
Spectre started to full jump with him, away then they dashed through thick
1:08:17
and
1:08:17
thin, stones flying, and
1:08:20
sparks flashing
1:08:23
at every bound. Icobot's
1:08:24
flimsy garments flooded in the air as he
1:08:26
stretched his long, long body away over
1:08:29
his horse's head
1:08:31
in the eagerness of
1:08:33
his flight. They had now reached the road which turns off to sleepy holler, but gunpowder
1:08:35
who seemed possessed with a
1:08:38
demon instead of keeping up
1:08:40
it made
1:08:42
an opposite turn and plunged headlong
1:08:44
downhill to the left. This road leads
1:08:46
through a sandy hollow shaded by
1:08:48
trees for about a quarter of
1:08:51
a mile where he crosses the bridge famous in goblin story. And
1:08:53
just beyond, swells the
1:08:55
green no on which
1:08:58
stands the whitewashed Church. As
1:09:01
yet, the panic of the steed had given his
1:09:03
unskilledful rider and apparent advantage in the chase. But just
1:09:05
as he had got halfway
1:09:07
through the Hollow, the
1:09:10
girths of the saddle gave way, and he
1:09:12
felt it slipping from under him. He
1:09:14
seized it by the pommel and
1:09:17
endeavored to hold it firm, but
1:09:19
in vain. and had just time to save himself by clasping old gunpowder
1:09:21
around the neck when the saddle fell
1:09:23
to the earth and he
1:09:25
heard it trampled underfoot by
1:09:28
his pursuer. For a
1:09:30
moment, the terror of hands found the Ripper's wrath passed across his mind for it was his Sunday saddle.
1:09:34
it was his sunday saddle But
1:09:36
this was no time for
1:09:38
petty fears Sharpe goblin was hard upon his hornets and unskilledful rider as
1:09:44
he was He had much to do to
1:09:46
maintain his seat, sometimes slipping on one side, sometimes on another, and
1:09:48
sometimes joted on the high
1:09:50
ridge of his horse's backbone with
1:09:53
a violence that he Verily feared would cleave him asunder. An
1:09:55
opening in the trees now cheered him
1:09:57
with the hopes
1:09:58
that the Church Bridge was
1:09:59
at hand.
1:10:03
The
1:10:03
wavering reflection of a silver star in the
1:10:05
bosom of the brook had told him
1:10:07
that he was not mistaken.
1:10:10
He
1:10:10
saw the walls of the church dimly glaring
1:10:12
under the trees beyond. He recollected
1:10:14
the place where Braun bones
1:10:17
is ghostly competitor
1:10:20
had disappeared.
1:10:20
if I can but
1:10:22
reach that bridge thought, I am safe. i
1:10:24
am
1:10:26
this then Just then. he heard the
1:10:27
black steed panting and blowing close
1:10:30
behind him. He even
1:10:32
fancied that he
1:10:34
felt his hot breath. Another convulsive
1:10:37
kick in the ribs and old gunpowder sprang
1:10:39
upon the bridge. He thundered over the resounding planks.
1:10:41
He gained the
1:10:44
opposite side Legend now
1:10:46
Icapod cast a look behind to see if his pursuer should vanish
1:10:48
according to rule in a
1:10:50
flash of fire in brimstone. Just
1:10:56
then,
1:10:56
he saw the
1:10:57
goblin rising in his lips and
1:10:59
in the very act
1:11:01
of hurling his head at
1:11:03
him. ICABOD endeavored to dodge the
1:11:03
horrible missile, but too
1:11:06
late. It
1:11:07
encountered this
1:11:09
cranium with
1:11:11
a tremendous crash It
1:11:12
was tumbled headlong into
1:11:14
the dust and gunpowder, the black steed, and
1:11:18
the goblin
1:11:20
rider. passed by like a
1:11:22
whirlwind. The next morning, the old horse was
1:11:24
found without
1:11:28
its saddle. And
1:11:28
with the bridle under his feet,
1:11:30
soberly cropping the grass at his master's gate, Iqabod did not
1:11:33
make his appearance
1:11:36
at breakfast. dinner hour came, but no
1:11:37
liquor board. The boys assembled at the
1:11:39
schoolhouse and strolled idly about the
1:11:41
banks of the Brook,
1:11:43
but no
1:11:44
schoolmaster. Hansfound
1:11:46
gripper now began to
1:11:48
feel some uneasiness about the
1:11:50
fate of poor
1:11:51
Icabod and
1:11:53
his saddle. An
1:11:53
inquiry was set on foot, and after diligent investigation that came upon
1:11:55
his traces. In one part of the
1:11:58
road leading to the church
1:11:59
was found saddle
1:12:03
trampled in the dirt, the tracks of
1:12:05
horses hooves deeply dented in the
1:12:07
road and evidently at furious
1:12:09
speed were
1:12:10
traced to the bridge.
1:12:12
Beyond which,
1:12:13
on the bank of a broad part of the Brook, where the
1:12:15
water ran deep and black, was found a heart of the unfortunate
1:12:17
Iqibod and closed
1:12:20
beside it. a
1:12:21
shattered pumpkin. The Brook was searched, but the body of
1:12:23
the school master was not to be discovered,
1:12:24
and Farnborough
1:12:26
as executor of his state
1:12:30
examined the bundle which contained all these worldly
1:12:33
effects. They consisted of two shirts
1:12:35
and a half, two
1:12:37
stocks for the neck. A
1:12:38
pair or two of worsted stockings, an
1:12:40
old pair of corduroy small
1:12:42
clothes, a rusty razor, a
1:12:45
book
1:12:45
of Sam Toons
1:12:47
full of doggies, and
1:12:48
a broken pitch pipe. As to the
1:12:50
books and
1:12:50
the furniture of the schoolhouse, they belong to the community accepting
1:12:52
Cotton May this
1:12:55
history of witchcraft, a new
1:12:57
England Almanac, and a book of dreams and fortune telling, in which last was a
1:12:59
sheet of full
1:13:04
sky much scrippled Legend in
1:13:06
several fruitless attempts to make a copy of Versus in honor
1:13:09
of the heiress
1:13:12
of montagell. These magic books
1:13:14
the poetic scroll were forth with consigned to the flames by Hans Panloper,
1:13:17
who, from
1:13:19
that moment forward, determined
1:13:21
to send his children no more to school, observing
1:13:23
that he never knew any good come of the same reading
1:13:28
and writing. whatever money the
1:13:30
school must have possessed. And he had received his quarters pay but a day
1:13:31
or two before, he must have had it about
1:13:33
his person at
1:13:34
the time of his disappearance.
1:13:39
The mysterious event
1:13:39
caused much speculation at the church
1:13:42
on the following Sunday. Lots of
1:13:44
gazes
1:13:44
and gossips were
1:13:47
collected in the churchyard at the bridge
1:13:49
and at
1:13:49
the spot where the hat and pumpkin had been found. The stories
1:13:51
of brewer of bones and
1:13:53
a whole budget of others
1:13:55
were called to mind, Legend
1:13:57
when they had diligently considered them all
1:13:59
and compared them with the symptoms of the present case, they
1:14:03
shook their heads. and
1:14:05
came to the conclusion that Ikebaud had been
1:14:07
carried off by the galloping hessian. As he was
1:14:10
a bachelor and
1:14:11
in nobody's debt, Nobody
1:14:14
troubled his head anymore about him.
1:14:16
The school was a move to a
1:14:18
different quarter of the Hollow and
1:14:21
another pedagogue rained in his stead.
1:14:23
It's true, an old farmer who had been down
1:14:25
to New York on a visit several
1:14:27
years after, and from whom this
1:14:30
account of the ghostly adventure was
1:14:32
received, brought home the
1:14:34
intelligence that Ikebod crane was still alive, that he had left the neighborhood partly through
1:14:36
fear of
1:14:37
the goblin and
1:14:39
Hans van Ripper Legend
1:14:42
partly in mortification of having been suddenly dismissed by the ARS that he had changed Irving
1:14:44
quarters to a distant
1:14:47
part
1:14:47
of the country. had
1:14:50
kept school and studied law at the same
1:14:53
time, had been admitted to the
1:14:55
bar, turned politician, electioneers, written
1:14:58
for the newspapers and finally had
1:15:00
been made a justice of the
1:15:02
ten pound court. Braun bones, two,
1:15:05
who shortly after his rivals
1:15:07
disappearance, conduct did the Katrina in triumph to
1:15:09
the altar was observed to
1:15:11
look exceedingly knowing whenever
1:15:13
the story of Icabod
1:15:16
was related. and
1:15:18
always burst into a hearty laugh at the mention of the which some
1:15:22
to suspect.
1:15:25
then
1:15:25
he knew more about the matter than
1:15:27
he chose to tell. The old country wives, however,
1:15:29
who are the best judges
1:15:31
of these matters, maintained
1:15:34
to this day that Icabod
1:15:37
was spirited away by
1:15:39
supernatural means. And it is
1:15:41
a favorite story often told about the
1:15:44
neighborhood around the winter evening fire,
1:15:46
the bridge became more than ever
1:15:49
an object of superstitious awe.
1:15:51
and that might be the reason why the road has been altered of
1:15:53
late years, so as to approach the
1:15:56
church by
1:15:58
the border of the mill pond. The school deserted
1:16:00
soon fell to decay and was
1:16:02
reported to be haunted
1:16:03
by the ghost
1:16:06
of the unfortunate pedagogue. and
1:16:08
the plow boy, loitering a homeward
1:16:10
of a still summer evening, has often fancied his
1:16:13
voice at
1:16:16
a distance. chanting
1:16:17
a melancholy sound tune
1:16:19
among the tranquil solitudes
1:16:20
among the tranquil so much aids
1:16:23
of sleepy hollow.
1:16:25
Postscript
1:16:25
found in the handwriting
1:16:27
of mister Knickerbocker. The
1:16:29
preceding tell is
1:16:32
given almost in
1:16:34
the precise words in which I heard
1:16:36
it related at Corporation meeting at the ancient city of
1:16:38
Manhattos, at which were present many of its sages in most
1:16:40
illustrious burgers.
1:16:43
The narrator was a pleasant, shabby, gentlemen, fellow
1:16:46
in pepper and salt clothes with
1:16:49
a certainly humorous face. and one whom
1:16:51
I strongly suspected to being poor. He
1:16:54
made such
1:16:54
efforts to be entertaining. When
1:16:57
his story
1:16:57
was concluded, there was much laughter
1:16:59
and affirmation, particularly from two or three deputy older
1:17:02
men who had been asleep the greater
1:17:04
part of
1:17:06
the time. There
1:17:06
was, however, one tall, dry
1:17:08
looking old gentleman with beechling
1:17:11
eyebrows, who maintained
1:17:12
a grave and
1:17:15
rather severe face throughout. now
1:17:16
and then folding his arms, inclining his
1:17:18
head and looking down upon the floor as
1:17:19
if turning a doubt over
1:17:22
in his mind. It was one of your wary men
1:17:24
who never laugh, but upon good
1:17:26
grounds, when I have reason and
1:17:30
law on their side. When the mirth of the
1:17:31
rest of the company had subsided and
1:17:34
silence was restored, he
1:17:36
leaned one arm on
1:17:38
the elbow of his chair. and
1:17:40
sticking the otherKimbo demanded with a slight and
1:17:42
but exceedingly sage motion of the head and
1:17:46
contraction of the brow. What
1:17:48
was the moral of the story? And
1:17:50
what it went to prove? The story teller, he was just
1:17:52
putting a glass of wine to
1:17:54
his lips as refreshment after his toils
1:17:58
paused
1:17:58
for a moment,
1:17:59
looked at his enquirer with an
1:18:02
air of infinite deference and lowering
1:18:04
the glass slowly to the
1:18:06
table, observed that the story was intended
1:18:08
most logically to prove. That
1:18:11
there is no situation in
1:18:13
life but has its
1:18:15
advantages and pleasures. provided we will
1:18:18
but take a joke as refined it. But therefore,
1:18:20
he
1:18:21
that runs
1:18:23
races with goblin troopers is likely to
1:18:26
have a rough riding of it.
1:18:28
Ergo, the
1:18:30
ago for
1:18:31
a country school master to be refused the hand of
1:18:33
a Dutch heiress is a certain
1:18:35
step to high preferment
1:18:38
in the state. The cautious old gentleman, knit
1:18:41
his brows tenfold closer
1:18:43
after this explanation, being
1:18:45
solely puzzled by the
1:18:47
rascination of the syllogism Why
1:18:50
only thought the one in pepper
1:18:52
and salt eyed him was something of
1:18:54
a triumphant lea? At length, he observed.
1:18:57
observe that all this
1:18:59
was very well, but still he
1:19:01
had thought the story a little
1:19:03
on the extravagant There
1:19:05
were one or two points
1:19:07
on which she had his
1:19:09
doubts. Faith, sir replied the storyteller.
1:19:11
As to that
1:19:12
matter, I
1:19:13
don't believe one half of it
1:19:15
myself. The end.
1:19:17
the k
1:19:19
the end
1:19:20
Everybody
1:19:28
That was the
1:19:31
legend
1:19:31
of sleepy
1:19:34
hollow by Hollow Washington
1:19:36
Irving and it's been requested many
1:19:38
times. I should say there are many people, so if you're one of those people who recommended it, here
1:19:41
we are at last and
1:19:43
sorry for the delay. I
1:19:46
thought I'd do it because I'm kinda going
1:19:49
through a phase of
1:19:51
doing slightly stories. I mean,
1:19:53
this is a classic story, but not
1:19:55
necessarily a classic ghost story. What I mean by
1:19:57
that is we had AAA run
1:19:59
of We did
1:20:00
a couple EF Benson's
1:20:02
a c Benson MR James, and so then I thought I'd have a
1:20:04
change. And so we did
1:20:06
Angela Carter's company of wolves,
1:20:09
and we did James Joyce as the
1:20:11
dead. And this is more to the
1:20:12
Gothic, although both of those previous
1:20:14
ones are Gothic in their own way.
1:20:16
But it's an oldish
1:20:18
one. You know, it was
1:20:20
in eighteen nineteen and very famous particularly in American
1:20:23
literature.
1:20:23
I think we've all heard about
1:20:26
it. I remember seeing
1:20:28
the movie with Christopher Walker, which I enjoyed.
1:20:30
So it's a great favorite and you can see why though it's it's
1:20:32
absolutely beautifully written.
1:20:35
I can't think
1:20:36
i think He
1:20:38
he he does. What he does is what he
1:20:40
discouraged from doing now. But a
1:20:42
number of people like William Faulkner, that
1:20:47
just loved them Henry James. And not just Americans, but actually, you
1:20:50
know, it was the fashion of the
1:20:52
time. So you start off
1:20:54
on a point and then you
1:20:56
put
1:20:56
another clause in about something else,
1:20:58
you know. We went to the sleepy hollow, which was at that time settled by
1:21:01
the Dutch, who were
1:21:03
a magnificent people.
1:21:06
to get some potatoes. So at the
1:21:08
end you end up, what did you start off about to
1:21:10
say? So he does a lot of that.
1:21:13
But it's it I didn't find it too bad.
1:21:15
I find Henry James quite difficult in that
1:21:17
respect. Oh, yeah. What is in a
1:21:20
mold, Irish mold, and who was
1:21:22
pretty sure she was a friend of MRGM. He
1:21:24
does it a lot as well. It was a common way of writing
1:21:26
in that that Victorian period and because watching to their win is,
1:21:29
Washington
1:21:30
early Victorian. He's just almost georgian
1:21:33
in these times because, I mean, when
1:21:35
he's talking about the
1:21:37
revolutionary war, he's writing this
1:21:39
in It's published in eighteen eighteen nineteen. Irving
1:21:42
himself was born in seventeen eighty
1:21:44
three, which is not a very
1:21:47
long after in New York. this
1:21:50
is his area, and he died
1:21:51
aged seventy six in in Tarrytown, which was interesting, also in
1:21:53
New York. So he's right
1:21:55
about replacing you.
1:21:56
new york so he's right about replacing
1:21:58
you And clearly, New York has a strong Dutch
1:22:01
history to it,
1:22:02
but in
1:22:03
in these days,
1:22:05
the Dutch is still
1:22:07
there speaking Dutch. I don't know if
1:22:09
anybody in that sort of New York area now still speaks such as a native language. I
1:22:12
don't mean people who
1:22:14
just arrived from Holland and
1:22:16
Netherlands. I
1:22:17
mean, people who who settle
1:22:19
in this, you know, seventeen hundreds in earlier. But he
1:22:21
paints a picture of them in their traditional costumes. Certainly,
1:22:24
when when
1:22:25
and
1:22:27
they're all gathered, they're all dressed the same if you go to. It's dying out
1:22:29
now, but you used to go to places
1:22:31
in Eastern Europe,
1:22:34
I remember. and everybody would wear the the the
1:22:36
dress of that village. And this
1:22:38
used to be common across if
1:22:40
you look at pictures from
1:22:43
the eighteen fifties of Certainly,
1:22:44
Brett on women and
1:22:45
Irish women and things like that. They they would wear
1:22:47
their national costume. Anyway,
1:22:50
that
1:22:50
was a digression. So
1:22:52
yeah, the Washington,
1:22:54
so Washington Irving, very famous, beautifully written, Gothic, lovely
1:22:58
the police
1:22:59
declarative language you know, this
1:23:01
is not language that he would write a letter. Well, I don't know
1:23:03
maybe he would It's formal language.
1:23:06
It's not it's not conversational, which is never intended to be.
1:23:08
It's there for decoration. And so
1:23:10
some of the vocabulary is quite
1:23:14
old. But I hope you got most of it. I'm sure III
1:23:17
can't really I think if I
1:23:20
was
1:23:20
to
1:23:22
explain the words they would kind of break the story really,
1:23:24
wouldn't it? Anyway, and
1:23:26
in story
1:23:26
structure, it
1:23:27
was remarkably modern.
1:23:30
Basically, we have the
1:23:32
setup the
1:23:33
character we have our man,
1:23:35
Icabod. I thought by calling the Icabod, but
1:23:35
I think Icabod is a commonly preferred
1:23:40
pronunciation. I
1:23:41
don't know what Washington
1:23:43
Irving himself called him. And and then, then we set up Braun
1:23:44
Braunz
1:23:46
sorry, Braun Bones.
1:23:50
who's the and it's like it's
1:23:52
almost like one of these movies
1:23:54
you get with the jocks and
1:23:57
the nerdy kids. I
1:23:59
don't know what
1:23:59
the English equivalent would be. Me
1:24:02
probably one of the nerdy kids and
1:24:04
the
1:24:05
the
1:24:07
never had
1:24:07
any trouble from kinda like the rugby players and things like
1:24:09
that. They were the horrible. I went
1:24:11
to some rough
1:24:12
school's mind Legend I
1:24:14
could tell you, you know,
1:24:16
They
1:24:16
weren't. They defafably were the prosecutors, not that I
1:24:18
was massively bullied, really, but it worked who you avoided.
1:24:20
You know? You didn't wanna
1:24:23
go out of lessons.
1:24:26
during less than time because if you went to the
1:24:28
toilet, one or two of these hoodlums would
1:24:30
be hanging around there and they would it
1:24:32
wouldn't be a fun experience, you know. And
1:24:34
they've just
1:24:35
were kind of despicable, really.
1:24:38
Most of them probably been
1:24:40
the jail since or have
1:24:42
meant their ways and let's allow that because we always like to believe
1:24:44
that there is a betterment for people. So
1:24:46
maybe they did see the area their ways.
1:24:48
But
1:24:49
but Yeah.
1:24:50
Have a good one. It's Braum. Braum
1:24:52
Braum Braum sounds like
1:24:55
a car. He
1:24:56
is set
1:24:57
up as and weeden
1:24:59
we know the world how the world works. I was saying this
1:25:01
about company world, wasn't I? And there was
1:25:03
one guy who
1:25:06
made a comment who believed I was impuging all
1:25:08
men, and that's absolutely not true on the company
1:25:10
of wolves very much. If you listen to it,
1:25:12
that isn't what I say at all. And it's
1:25:14
not what Angela Carter was saying either. but
1:25:17
we
1:25:17
we after saying that, we know how the world
1:25:19
works. There's the big,
1:25:22
the tall, muscular, popular,
1:25:26
funny
1:25:26
guy
1:25:29
and
1:25:30
the head girl
1:25:33
that
1:25:33
she was being asked goes, you
1:25:35
know, the homecoming queen perhaps
1:25:36
thinking a Hollow of power
1:25:38
there. I'm thinking a lot of power actually. And the way
1:25:40
the world is,
1:25:43
particularly when you're young, those
1:25:45
two
1:25:45
pair together, those kind of girls don't go for. People who
1:25:47
look like cranes, spindly, and write
1:25:50
poetry that just don't believe
1:25:52
me. That
1:25:54
was my experience because it
1:25:56
all changed later. But in those days,
1:25:57
you know, we know how it's gonna go.
1:26:00
This is the way the world. This is
1:26:02
the way Evolution is made as the biggest and the strongest go
1:26:04
with the prettiest. I may
1:26:06
be feeling
1:26:07
jaded, but hopefully
1:26:09
there'll be lots of comments comments
1:26:11
saying, no, you are a full Tony Walker
1:26:13
and it might
1:26:14
be. But anyway, so,
1:26:16
you know, we're not always gonna
1:26:18
go, but Washington Irving enough to and
1:26:21
technically writes this in
1:26:24
third person in personal, so that's to
1:26:26
say we don't have access to anybody's
1:26:28
mind. a thoughts or feelings
1:26:30
Tony We're not inside anybody's body. So we're we're looking down, but we're we're closer
1:26:33
to Iqaba than
1:26:36
anybody else. We
1:26:37
see things from his point of
1:26:39
view, from his sympathetic point of view. And so he
1:26:41
so he allows
1:26:44
himself o foolish man to
1:26:46
believe that someone such a she would look at him. I remember
1:26:49
i remember
1:26:51
Irving friends who were girls who
1:26:53
were really nice girls, but they would say things like, he thought he was
1:26:55
in my
1:26:57
league Legend they
1:27:00
were fronted. and
1:27:00
offended that some ugly bloke or smelly bloke
1:27:02
or, you know, I I don't know about smelly, but
1:27:04
certainly,
1:27:05
you know,
1:27:07
that wasn't alpha was even talking to
1:27:09
them, even thought they had a chance, but the point is if you don't, if you are
1:27:11
that beta male, or
1:27:13
we're getting into
1:27:15
deep stuff now. But,
1:27:17
you know, you've gotta have you gotta
1:27:19
keep chancing him. Yeah. because day he might But, you know, we how gonna go, and
1:27:22
he's not gonna get Legend
1:27:25
it's set up so lovely lovely Lily, so that we we see
1:27:27
through Iqobod's eyes and we even think, oh yeah, no. He's
1:27:29
maybe got a chance even though
1:27:32
he hasn't. Legend
1:27:34
it turns out he hasn't and then the scales fall from
1:27:36
his eyes and there's a bad trip home and
1:27:38
we he's already been set up
1:27:41
to say how he's frightened the ghost walking home.
1:27:43
So none of this is a surprise happens. It's it
1:27:45
it is so masterfully foreshadowed
1:27:47
that everything
1:27:49
everything that it's
1:27:50
gonna be brom that it's gonna be a pumpkin, not a throws at
1:27:52
him, that it's gonna happen
1:27:54
in that particular place, that it's
1:27:57
gonna happen when
1:27:58
he's All of this
1:27:59
is so pre figured foreshadowed
1:28:02
we, it's all being sown for us all every aspect of that.
1:28:05
And it just
1:28:08
turns out and then the nice little twist
1:28:10
at the end that it turns out to Icabod crane. And this is I think
1:28:12
a sign of
1:28:15
Washington Irving's humanity in that, you
1:28:17
know, Icabod who doesn't cut a very imposing or admirable
1:28:20
figure in the body
1:28:21
of the story, then goes off to
1:28:23
New York and and does does
1:28:27
well for himself, and I think that's the end of
1:28:29
it. So it was a lovely story.
1:28:31
I've been busy planning the stories I'm gonna
1:28:33
do between now and Christmas, and I was
1:28:35
kind of thinking myself, when can
1:28:37
I start getting into Christmas
1:28:39
stories? You may know that Gavin Critchley, who's a supporter of
1:28:42
the show, and patron.
1:28:45
wants
1:28:45
to basically support and pay for. Another
1:28:47
basically, that's what it is. Another
1:28:49
story. So I've gotta
1:28:52
try and
1:28:54
I'm
1:28:54
thinking doing a dickens. I've done
1:28:56
Christmas Carol obviously. If you wanted to go
1:28:58
over to band camp, you
1:29:00
could buy
1:29:02
that to
1:29:03
just say, Yeah. The chimes
1:29:04
probably or the Christmas tree.
1:29:06
Maybe the Christmas tree because
1:29:09
it's a it's not a
1:29:11
ghost story. there was some people with dead when I did James
1:29:13
Joyce, not not many,
1:29:14
but one or two were kinda
1:29:16
like, well,
1:29:17
it wasn't
1:29:19
a ghost story. Like, at
1:29:21
a stretch, it's a ghost story. But and and
1:29:23
this isn't a ghost story either. Sleepy
1:29:26
sleepy hollow really hollow really. And
1:29:28
so I know it's called classic ghost stories,
1:29:30
but let's not be too. We're gonna stay adjacent
1:29:32
to that, but I'm
1:29:33
gonna allow myself to I did
1:29:36
the catch Sharpe
1:29:38
I call it that.
1:29:39
Okay. Chopping -- Yeah. -- a story of an hour. And that isn't good story.
1:29:40
Although there
1:29:42
is a death,
1:29:45
in
1:29:45
it, although it isn't a death
1:29:47
as it turns out. So that I've done that as
1:29:50
well. So I've I've occasionally wandered from the classic ghost
1:29:52
story.
1:29:54
I've
1:29:54
maybe said this refocus, you know, repeat
1:29:56
myself. I do a poll. Yeah.
1:29:58
What do people want?
1:29:59
Well, that we want classic ghost stories.
1:30:02
and then I put them up and like, stalls about
1:30:04
your six cathedral. You can't get
1:30:06
more classic ghost story than that. And
1:30:08
damn isn't
1:30:11
really
1:30:11
watched? Oh, what's going
1:30:13
on here? And I
1:30:14
think it's like public transport.
1:30:16
Let's say disintegrate listens. know, if
1:30:18
you ask anybody, our buses and trains good. Yeah.
1:30:20
Of course, it's absolutely fantastic. We really agree
1:30:22
with them. Do you
1:30:23
use them?
1:30:24
Well, I've got the Sharpe, you know.
1:30:26
So I think classical stories in in some cases,
1:30:28
it's the thing we we think we
1:30:30
should like. I was watching
1:30:32
TikTok. I try not
1:30:34
to because you can lose hours. But
1:30:36
then there's some funny things
1:30:38
on it. And it
1:30:39
was this guy saying, I to
1:30:40
I
1:30:42
want to be shown
1:30:44
philosophy and stoicism and computer
1:30:46
programming and things
1:30:47
like that. And the
1:30:49
algorithm goes,
1:30:50
no. No. You wanna watch cat
1:30:52
videos girls dancing in bikinis, we know
1:30:54
what you really want.
1:30:55
So it's almost like that. I know
1:30:56
you say you want classical stories
1:30:59
and you do a bit but
1:31:01
there's other things you want as well. So
1:31:04
I have to be like the algorithm and try and think
1:31:06
what you might like. And in the end, there are two
1:31:08
methods.
1:31:08
Sharpe
1:31:10
two methods I use. One is I kind
1:31:12
of think myself
1:31:13
what I would like to hear. That's
1:31:15
been
1:31:15
very reliable over the past
1:31:18
three years. or
1:31:18
at text suggestions. So people have
1:31:21
I've got a big backlog now though. And
1:31:23
there are some
1:31:24
obscure stories that I've never heard of
1:31:26
when I come to them. I think, oh, that was good. I was
1:31:28
gonna compile for the website,
1:31:30
made more work, you know.
1:31:34
my list of My
1:31:36
list of twelve.
1:31:36
Oh, I don't know why.
1:31:38
Twelve. Best Christmas
1:31:39
ghost stories. And I'll tell
1:31:40
you why.
1:31:41
I think the current ones
1:31:44
are inadequate. Something like Hollow
1:31:46
delv, Matt Cowan. He he's good. He he puts him together well.
1:31:48
But
1:31:48
you know you get
1:31:50
like New
1:31:51
York Times twelve. Irish
1:31:55
times, your best. And
1:31:56
all all those journalists do, they just I
1:31:58
don't know how long
1:31:59
they
1:31:59
spend on it, but and they
1:32:02
just kinda stuff the same old ghost stories. I don't
1:32:04
even think they've ever read them because they're just
1:32:06
kind
1:32:06
of gay or people say that, yeah, that
1:32:09
that's one. We'll put that in. because when I go through
1:32:11
the list, I think, yeah. Okay. These are Christmas
1:32:13
ghosters. That one's rubbish.
1:32:15
So I wanna do one, but
1:32:17
then Matt Callon's probably other than it,
1:32:19
so I didn't bother. Okay. We're going
1:32:21
outside. So I've got to got
1:32:23
to change.
1:32:25
So I'll
1:32:28
go. Anyway, More
1:32:28
stuff come and hope you enjoyed that, but
1:32:30
nothing really intelligent to say to say. It's a good story. It's very well
1:32:32
written, very
1:32:33
well written. You can see why
1:32:35
he's got his reputation.
1:32:38
Who
1:32:38
was I? I sometimes
1:32:40
have I was in the kitchen today
1:32:42
and I was having a conversation with
1:32:44
James Joyce. This is true. And
1:32:47
I found James Joyce was a little
1:32:49
bit disapproving of me doing his story.
1:32:51
I mean, he didn't not like me
1:32:53
doing it, but what he's dead, of
1:32:55
course. he wasn't really there. It's all in my head. But I found him a
1:32:57
bit disdainful and a little bit stuck up
1:32:59
and I don't know
1:33:01
what he was like really. You know, he he had he was
1:33:04
an artist. You know, he didn't want to just hunt
1:33:06
for entertainment. I don't know if that's true at all.
1:33:08
However, I was in
1:33:10
the car and
1:33:12
I
1:33:13
Shea who's in our Discord group. So we've got a
1:33:15
Discord group, which you can join.
1:33:16
to discuss group
1:33:17
The
1:33:19
links webs on YouTube.
1:33:21
I'll I'll tell anybody the link. Just let me know. Get in touch and
1:33:23
I'll tell you the link. Originally, it was
1:33:25
just gonna be for members
1:33:27
you to who out to support. And
1:33:31
maybe it should stay as a member's benefit,
1:33:33
but but you know me, I'm always inclined to
1:33:35
give things away. Anyway,
1:33:38
Shay had
1:33:38
said there was a thing on Audible and I
1:33:40
avoid Audible because mainly
1:33:42
that's when my time listened to.
1:33:46
podcasts
1:33:47
Legend yeah. So I don't listen
1:33:49
I
1:33:49
don't actually listen to many audiobooks or
1:33:51
do produce them. But the
1:33:53
ten
1:33:55
So I got onto that, and then I found Angela
1:33:56
Cartus is a is a
1:33:58
nine hour compilation of her
1:34:00
of her
1:34:01
work as
1:34:03
BBC audio
1:34:04
dramas. And I love an audio drama.
1:34:06
We're gonna be doing
1:34:07
one. I've got a story
1:34:09
called the return of
1:34:11
Bella sheep head And I've just been speaking
1:34:13
to some actors about getting it made. I'm
1:34:16
weirdly probably not going to
1:34:17
my voice probably won't be heard
1:34:19
it, which will be. odd.
1:34:22
And
1:34:22
I may put out I
1:34:25
think I'm inclined to put up on
1:34:27
the channel,
1:34:27
but stroke podcast.
1:34:29
But anyway,
1:34:29
so yeah. So I
1:34:30
was listening to that and I was having a chat with Angela Carter in
1:34:33
the car
1:34:35
driving to Irving. and
1:34:38
which is about an hour and
1:34:39
a half. And she really thought it
1:34:41
was great fun that I'd done a story, so James
1:34:43
Joyce didn't approve.
1:34:46
Let
1:34:46
me let me just tune into Washington Irving
1:34:48
now. No. He thinks it's okay. He's enjoyed
1:34:50
it. I think he had a
1:34:53
lot of big sense of humor,
1:34:55
Washington. and he
1:34:55
doesn't mind me doing it. So maybe that's another thing. Before I
1:34:57
do the
1:34:58
story, I just need to tune into the author
1:35:00
and and
1:35:01
if they're
1:35:04
dead and I wasn't gonna
1:35:05
I was gonna keep this short, you know, but inevitably I can't. And then I
1:35:07
on the website, I put a contact form
1:35:09
on and
1:35:10
I had an email from somebody saying,
1:35:14
do you accept subs? And as you know what
1:35:16
I meant? subs. You wanna
1:35:18
I don't know what
1:35:20
what
1:35:20
does that mean? And then she
1:35:22
very kindly explained make, you know,
1:35:24
coming
1:35:24
to me with
1:35:27
their stories, living authors, current authors. And I
1:35:29
am kind of excited
1:35:31
about that
1:35:35
But but you'd
1:35:37
pause. I
1:35:38
haven't
1:35:39
got time to become
1:35:41
to read through loads
1:35:44
of submissions. just haven't got
1:35:46
time, and I am interested
1:35:47
because my geographical completions
1:35:50
have which added three.
1:35:53
They
1:35:53
do well because I've got it, you
1:35:56
know if you do like Cumberland Go Stories or London Go
1:35:58
Stories. People who don't
1:35:58
know me know London and
1:35:59
they've got
1:36:00
no london of our Yeah.
1:36:02
So I'll be quite interested in doing Edinburgh ghost
1:36:04
stories, or New York ghost stories,
1:36:06
or New Orleans ghost
1:36:08
melbourne ghost stories you know
1:36:11
the stories, you know. or
1:36:12
you can have a I think you can have
1:36:14
AAA calendar so you could have Christmas ghost stories. You could have Halloween ghost stories.
1:36:17
You Hollow have midsummer
1:36:19
ghost stories or midsummer stories
1:36:21
or something like that. So I think I'm interested in seeing
1:36:23
stories that I can see
1:36:26
a way to publishing. Legend
1:36:30
I would pay the brightest for them and would out, I know I'm gonna the but I'm not
1:36:35
massively interested in being
1:36:39
having submissions from everybody because I haven't got time to pursue it.
1:36:41
And I know the danger of that is there'll be some gems,
1:36:43
there'll be some diamonds. that
1:36:46
get presented and, oh, what a great story.
1:36:48
But I I just
1:36:49
there's only one of me, you know. I
1:36:51
need a staff,
1:36:53
I need a
1:36:54
VA virtual assistant, I
1:36:56
need to be able to afford to
1:36:58
pay for
1:36:58
one. But if I
1:37:00
I'll definitely do that. If
1:37:02
I if if I could make enough money to
1:37:04
pay
1:37:05
the them.
1:37:06
And on
1:37:07
that, have a
1:37:08
look at band camper, put some stuff up.
1:37:10
You can listen to it free. You
1:37:12
can list all the stories three
1:37:14
times for free, but as a measure of support, you can actually buy them
1:37:17
and
1:37:19
own them. and have them on your phone wherever you go, and it also
1:37:21
supports me and helps me hire
1:37:23
a virtual assistant
1:37:24
so that they can do some
1:37:26
of this stuff I'm running myself ragged doing.
1:37:29
Okay. Anyway, otherwise, everything's fine. Shade was Shade was around last
1:37:31
night. Sheila's got
1:37:32
shade was changes around last night
1:37:35
her first grandchild. I'm
1:37:37
not up. III don't know what I am then because Sheila and I obviously It's not my
1:37:40
blood
1:37:42
it's not my blood grandchild.
1:37:44
Legend
1:37:46
he was a he was a Bonnie boy. He was.
1:37:49
I
1:37:49
love this inconsequential
1:37:52
rambling. I've
1:37:52
got to go out. I
1:37:54
hope you enjoyed the story. we've listened to
1:37:57
it now, so it's too light
1:37:59
really. I hope you enjoyed the story. No, I hope you will enjoy. Hey?
1:38:01
Bye.
1:38:02
Anyway,
1:38:02
yeah, van camp.
1:38:05
There'll
1:38:05
be a
1:38:07
link in the
1:38:10
show notes as
1:38:13
they say.
1:39:00
I
1:39:01
felt my blood from
1:39:03
my flesh was gonna walk.
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