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young son. During the
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first week, so I understand, the
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mother died suddenly and mysteriously,
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and the little boy was so scared by
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something that he had to be taken to
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hospital. Next
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morning, the father was
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dangling and dead, in
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the same upstairs room. That
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was the last of regular residents at
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the place. Muriel
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drew up her shoulders, I don't wonder.
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What about the poor little boy? He
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didn't entirely recover. The
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grocery man down at the village says he's
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at the state hospital. Mental
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case, can't rightly remember who he is
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or how he got there. Quiet,
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harmless, but they don't dare
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leave as much as three feet of rope where
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he can get to it. And
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nobody's lived in this house since, prompted
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the girl. Well, not
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lived in it, McCormack told
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her. Once a convict escaped
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from the prison camp and ran away
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through the woods. That was
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the year before last. I was
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spending the summer at my cabin. The
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state police tracked him to the house and
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cut him down from the hook where
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he was hanging. Ooh,
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gasped Muriel with shivery relish.
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In the upstairs room. In
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the upstairs room. McCormack
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lighted his pipe. Its
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bowl sent forth a soft
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rose-colored glimmer that relieved
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his strong bony features with an
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impression of whimsical gentleness. The
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night was strangely still, except
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for the footfalls and respirations of
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man and woman. No
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insect chirped or creaked. The
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autumn leaves did not rustle on the
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branches. McCormack
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thought that cold perspiration was
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starting on his forehead, but
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perhaps it was the condensation of the
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mist. "'I dare
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hope that nobody knows we're out ghost hunting,' he
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remarked. Some heavy-handed jokester might
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dress up in a sheet and come
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to call." "'Have
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you brought any charms along?'
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his companion asked. Wolfbane, a
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crucifix, a holy water. Anything
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of that description?" McCormack
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shook his head. "'I'm out
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to see ghosts, not drive them
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away,' he replied, and smiled. He
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had an agreeable smile. But
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with his pipe-fire half-screened in ashes,
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his face looked like a clay
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mask in the blue dimness." Muriel
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Fisher felt less cheerful than she had
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at the beginning of the walk, and
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far less sceptical of ghosts than
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when she and McCormack had shared
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sandwiches and coffee in his snug
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cabin. That
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cabin seemed far away just now.
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But she refused to wish herself back. She
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had come out here expressly tonight
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to see a haunted house. "'Where's
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the scene of all these gothic horrors?'
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she asked after a time. "'Almost
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directly ahead,' her companion informed her.
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Yes, here's the creek and the
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road ends. There was
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a bridge once, I dare say, but
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not now.' The
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trees shrank away from this spot, and
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the fog-strained moonlight was almost
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strong around the two adventurers.
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Before them, set deep
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between rocky banks, ran
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black, swift water. McCormack
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stepped cautiously to the very edge,
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peered down, and then across. "'It
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looked narrower by day, I must confess,'
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he remarked. "'However, I think I can
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jump it.' He flung
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his walking stick to the far bank,
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gathered his body suddenly, and straddled his
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long legs into a skipping leap. He
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seemed to swing across the stream, gained
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the rough-looking rocks beyond, and
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turned back. His
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thin face was like a genial skull
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in the moonlight. "'If
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you go only a little way down,
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it's narrower,' he called to Muriel. But
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she, too, flung her stick across. "'Don't
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coddle me,' she cried gaily. "'I can
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jump as far as you can.' She
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suited the action to the word
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and bravely, but her stride could
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not match McCormack's, and her skirt
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hampered the scissory thrash of her
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legs. One blunt Oxford
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touched the edge of the far bank.
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Rock crunched and crumbled
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beneath it. She felt herself
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falling backward. McCormack, moving quickly
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for so big a man, shot out her
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hand and clutched her by the wrist. With
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a mighty heave he fairly whipped
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her to safety. "'Thanks, Scotty,'
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she gasped, and straightened
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her spectacles, then the bandana that
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was bound over her head and
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beneath her chin, peasant-style. "'You spared
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me a cold bath,' they
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both smiled and breathed deeply in mutual
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relief. "'I take that
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escape as a good omen,' she went on.
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"'Now, is this the haunted
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house? It looks to be.' They
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had come into a larger clearing, but
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here the mist had thickened to a pearly
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cloud. In its
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heart rose a great cliff-like structure,
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with towering walls and a flat
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roof. The walls
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had weathered to a gloomy
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night-gray, in which shuttered
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windows formed in distinct
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deviations. A
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porch had once run the entire width
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of the front, but the
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roof was collapsed, the pillars fallen,
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and the floor all but in
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ruins. "'Isn't that
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a lightning-blasted oak in the front
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yard?' asked Muriel, pointing with her
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recovered stick. "'I suppose owls hoot
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in its branches to foretell the
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death of the air.' There
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aren't any air." as McCormack reminded
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her. All of them
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died, though were hanged. Come
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round to the side, there's supposed to be an open
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window there." He
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led the way, up a rise
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in the overgrown yard and through
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thick-set brambles that may once have
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been a bank of roses. Three
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windows were ranged in line on the right
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side of the house, and the
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rearmost showed blacker than its fellows. McCormack
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pushed close to it,
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knee-deep in rank shrubs that
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showed one or two wax-petalled
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flowers. "'No shutters,'
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he reported, "'and the glass is all broken
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out of the sash. Where
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are you, Muriel?' "'Right with
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you,' came her reply from just behind
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his arm. He turned, set
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his hands to her waist, and lifted
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her lightly through the opening. "'Ooh,
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it's dark,' she cried in protest
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as her feet came to light
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on the dully echoing floor. At
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once she struck a match. It
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gave blotchy glimpses of a big crumbling
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room, apparently running all the way from
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front to back of this part of
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the house. McCormack
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struggled in through the gap where
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the window had been. His bracing
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fingers found the wood spongily dry,
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as if the house had
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been decaying for six centuries
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instead of sixty years. "'I
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brought no flashlight,' he informed
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Muriel, "'only a candle.' "'You
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did exactly right. Why chase
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away spirits with electricity?' She
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watched as he ignited the fat,
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tallow cylinder, which yielded a clear,
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courageous tag of flame. "'Nowhere,'
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she asked him. "'There
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should be stairs leading upward,' he said,
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and moved across the room. Its
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boards creaked and buckled under his shoes,
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and crumbs of plaster fallen from
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the shattered ceiling made harsh, crunching
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noises. The candle
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showed them a doorway through which
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they walked. For
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some reason they don't want us to send books to each
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other. I think they must
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have shares in PDFs or something. Anyway,
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let's say something about
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the story
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and about
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him himself. So it was
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first published in March 1939, where angels
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fear by manly Wade Wellman. And
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it's been anthologised because it is
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a scary story in various collections,
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including in the notable Hauntings Tales
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of the Supernatural, edited by Henry
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Matteo and illustrated by Edward Gory.
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That's the one I've got. Now,
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the illustrations are really cool. When you used to
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get books in the old days, they had black
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and white illustrations in sketches. This
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one has. It's fantastic. So anyway,
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let's talk about manly Wade Wellman. Apparently
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very handsome. Born on
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May 21st, 1903 in Camondongo,
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Portuguese, West Africa, now
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Angola. He was a prolific
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American writer and renowned for his works in
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the genres of science fiction, fantasy and horror.
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I thought we'd done another manly Wade Wellman,
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but when I looked, I couldn't
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find it in the contents. Let
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me just have a quick look on my computer in
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case I've recorded it and not actually posted it anywhere.
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Maybe I haven't. Maybe I have. I
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bet you thought that I was going to be away for ages. I
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bet you thought, if you don't know much about
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computers, that there's big boxes of files
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and I was just going to have a rummage
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through those and I was going to take ages
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to do it. But the
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one thing about technology is I
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was ages, but you don't
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know that because I cut it
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out. Anyway, back to the
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point. The
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point, the point being the story. I
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was telling about him. So he
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his early years were marked by
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an international upbringing. His father, Frederick
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Creighton Wellman, was a medical officer
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in Africa and young Manly spoke
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the local dialect before English. The
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Wellman family later moved to the United
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States, where Manly pursued his education, earning
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a BA in English from Wichita. Municipal
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University, now Wichita State
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University in 1926, and
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a Bachelor of Literature from Columbia University in
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1927. Despite
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early discouragement from teachers regarding
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his writing, we've all been
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there, Wellman's determination led him
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to publish his first professional story in Weird
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Tales in 1927, marking
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the beginning of a long and distinguished career. This
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is a lesson, of course, a bit too late
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for me, but if you're just young listening to
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this, you know, your teachers and
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stuff tell you stuff, they don't know what they're talking about. They
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say it with great authority, ah, you will
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be this, you will never amount to that,
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your strengths are in this, they actually have
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no idea. I was kicked
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out of French, for
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example, and I was told I have no
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facility with languages, and
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later for a period of some years I learned
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my living as a linguist, so flippin'
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heck, eh? They're
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no-nout, don't listen to them, listen
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to me, pick yourself up, get
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out there, positive pants, and
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all those other tropes that you
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see on your Instagram feed. Yeah,
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they say positive pants, there's a picture of underpants
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usually. Anyway, phew, how
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we got there, I don't know.
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Wellman's body of work spans multiple genre,
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see, I totally was a linguist, including
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detective, he wasn't French though, including detective
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fiction, westerns and non-fiction, but he's best
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remembered, I did A-level French, he's best
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remembered for his contributions to supernatural and
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Appalachia and folklore literature. I don't know
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if you ever do go on, and
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there's a young woman who lives in
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a holler in Appalachia, and she just
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speaks in this accent, she is so
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funny. She's got loads
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of followers and well deserved, she's just naturally
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funny, so I now know
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it's Appalachia. Anyone would
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tend to say Appalachia, I think
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I've heard people say Appalachia, but Appalachia. Right
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back at you. He spent much of his
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life in North Carolina, this is Manly Wade.
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Wellman drawing inspiration. from the region's rich cultural
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heritage. Wellman's most famous creation,
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John the Balladeer, a wandering minstrel battling
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supernatural evil with a silver string guitar,
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it sounds fantastic, I haven't read any
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of those, encapsulates his unique
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blend of folklore and fantasy. I
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should say I'm obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons at the
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moment. I've been playing on a Monday night with my
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daughter and her boyfriend and so I'm like,
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oh everything, I'm writing a Dungeons and Dragons
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scenario so that's going to be my new
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career. I know I'm 63 but
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come on, it's not too late, never
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too late, positive pants, come
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on. John the Balladeer,
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silver string guitar, get back to the
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point, encapsulates his unique blend of folklore
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and fantasy. Throughout his
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career Wellman received numerous accolades
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including the World Fantasy Award
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for lifetime achievement in 1980,
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an induction into the North
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Carolina literary Hall of Flame,
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not flame, that's Dungeons and Dragons
28:55
again, Hall of Fame posthumously
28:59
in 1996. So teachers, leave
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them kids alone, you don't
29:04
know what you're talking about. If you're a good teacher listening
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to this because there are good teachers, I
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had some great teachers, I had some
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rubbish ones as well, but I had some great ones
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who were fantastically inspiring to me going
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through life and were positive apart from the
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fact I was really lazy and
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talked too much in class and put in detention a
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lot. But teachers,
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remember the power you have, I suppose you
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do, there's me telling my grandmother to suck
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eggs, my grandma never sucked an egg, I
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never saw her suck an egg, she
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used to fry them, mainly
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fry them, not poach, she
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never sucked them. So
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I could possibly have told her how to suck an egg because
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I don't think she knew. She
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didn't have her teeth, she had dentures, potentially,
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anyway, sucking eggs and grandmas, did your
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grandmother ever suck eggs? I
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don't think they really know how to do it. So
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Sheila's a grand man now. I'm gonna go downstairs a minute.
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I'm gonna say Sheila I just want to ask you a
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technical question as you're a grand man now. Can
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you suck an egg? See what she says?
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She might surprise me anyway
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That was a hymn where angels fear
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by manly Wade Wellman I
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think we've already made that point is a
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story that expertly crafts an atmosphere of dread
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and suspense It does making it deeply unsettling
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and genuinely scary This is true.
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The fear begins with the setting itself
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bang on gothic Decrepit
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haunted house. Yes steeped
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in the dark history of suicides and
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mysterious death deaths. That's a Tabasco sauce
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going on there Wellman's
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vivid description of the decaying structure he
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does do that and it's eerie oppressive atmosphere
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Yes, he does immediately immerse the reader in
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a world where danger lurks in every shadow
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what he did really well Was that it
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wasn't he what didn't write it in first
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person? It was third person, but he still
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led us We were right
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there with them weren't we walking
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through the wood? Starting
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off cheerful with reference to a cozy
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cabin and sardines that wouldn't have made
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me cheerful mind, but Whiskey
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whiskey and sardines. It's not
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a diet To
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to to thrive upon it. Well Apparently
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modern drinking is good fear and sardines are good for
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you So maybe you could live on whiskey and sardines
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and eggs apparently I was reading about
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man it ate only eggs all his
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life He's 96 had all
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his teeth I thought I made that last bit up because
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I don't don't remember if you had all these teeth But
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I would imagine he would because it's sugar that gets rid
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of your teeth and there's no sugar and eggs Yeah,
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I thought it was really good They
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this Muriel Fisher and Scotty McCormack Decide
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to confront the house's malevolent reputation.
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Yeah, they do you see and
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of course remember I've said many
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many times that in
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a horror story which
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this is There is
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usually a sin which is punished because
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remember stories are moral engines, their
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purpose is to get us to
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act according to the morality of
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our society. So a great
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sin is pride, pride cometh
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before a fall and
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that's exactly what this story is
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about. They were two fancy
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pants for their own good, they were two and
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you know in a way, let's
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speculate on the relationship between these two. Do
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you think he's trying to impress Muriel? Do
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you think Scotty who is tremendously
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handsome is gallically broad
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about the jaw and the forehead?
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I may be that myself
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and one would be too modest
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to say that when one was
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young it was commented
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that one was perhaps handsome,
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it's all gone now though. I saw myself in
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a full length mirror the other day and he jumped out my skin
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and said I don't know what that is but it needs ironing. Anyway,
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horror, back to horror. So the room
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shrinks, that's great because some horror stories
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are written. I don't think they're massively
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strong but some people
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are scared by the basil
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coppers, the spider, arachnophobia and
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the magatina laschis, the tower which
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is vertigo and there are a
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couple like that to build on
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specific phobias. There
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was one that somebody couldn't, it was a spider
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one they couldn't listen to, rats as well, there's
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some of the rat stories that people can't listen
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to. So you know he's building this specific phobia
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and if you're going to create it, I remember
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going to create it right in the course of
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years ago and they said yeah use these classic
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phobias. The only trouble is if people aren't scared
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of them, it doesn't work but I
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think this does work. When I was a little boy
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I used to hide in the tiny cupboard, I
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used to do it to impress my grandmother who
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was not sucking eggs at the time but she
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had a tin, I've
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never said this before, it was
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an old biscuit tin full
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of buttons. And I do
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have said before because somebody commented this was really common
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and She
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and I would sneak into
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this and play with the
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buttons even when I was actually too big and
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I struggled to get out Of it, but so
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I'm not actually claustrophobic. I suppose that's the point
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of that story Yeah,
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so I should have said
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at the very beginning I Spoilers
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some people are prissy aren't they prissy?
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I understand you don't want us I've
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never been bothered by spoilers really but
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some people Comment
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quite Bruce Klee if somebody has made a
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comment on on the podcast and it lets
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the cat out of the bag As it
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were some people are quite
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forthright and blunt in their tone Calling
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them in fact jerks, which I believe
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is a North American term of this
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approbation I say North
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American. I'm actually on Reflection
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I'm not current if I'm not sure if the
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term is current in Canada or
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whether they have their own As
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we do, you know, we have all
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sorts of words that mean the same thing But
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you know come from different sources and the
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Canadians may have They
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may have their own term. So I don't want
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to be too broad brush with that. So yeah,
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anyway, I've been a bit mad today not
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not insane maths just silly
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and Skippy
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in my brain, but again
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if you've got this far and this isn't
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the first of my so-called
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monologues That you which in fact
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is that what they are? which
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you Isn't
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it funny how we say so-called we
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call into that so-called professor? You
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mean he's not really professor. Whereas
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Russians I remember coming across this
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Russians learned English There's it so
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called just means it is thus called
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So so-called professor means
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he is called a professor because he is a
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professor. Whereas in English It means, yeah, I'll tell
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you another funny story. Talking about
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linguistics, and then I'm going to finish. A
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number of languages use a double
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negative. The ones I can think of are
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French, of course, Nispe, you
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know, you use both the n and the pa.
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In Welsh, it's the duíðim,
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not nid or duíðim. You use
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it twice. In Afrikaans, it is
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extremimitjó samní. So again, you use
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ní twice. You don't in Dutch,
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though, apparently, from what I'm my
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Dutch, I learned. And
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so, yes, so a number of languages
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will use a double negative to reinforce
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a negative. And I remember there
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was a class being taught, and
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the professor made this point. And he
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said, interestingly, he said, there
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is no case of a language that uses
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two positives to make a negative, all right?
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And then one of the students went, yeah,
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right. It
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was funny, wasn't it? Well, I thought it
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was funny. Anyway, this is about time
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I was off before I descend
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into madness. Somebody said, another comment
37:13
I had was, this
37:15
made me laugh, somebody put, yeah,
37:17
Tony Walker, he was brilliant in
37:19
the beginning, but now he's
37:21
gone off his rocker. As
37:24
if. So
37:27
tomorrow we're going to Morcombe. And
37:30
if you've got this far, you're
37:32
one of those people who likes
37:34
to hear these little anecdotes, personal
37:36
anecdotes. So Sheila's doing a crystal
37:39
fire healing, Reiki
37:41
thing at seven o'clock.
37:43
So she said, we'll go to Morcombe and
37:46
we'll walk to Hesham. Now Hesham, the St.
37:48
Patrick's Chapel, he's in Lancashire. And
37:50
it's got these rock cut tombs that
37:53
of St. Patrick's Chapel, which overlooks the
37:55
Irish scene, whether it was an Irish
37:57
monastic settlement, but it's a splendid place.
38:00
lovely village. She was nice cafes there
38:02
as well. She said, we'll walk from
38:04
Morcombe. Now I like Morcombe. Morcombe's
38:07
a bit like a down at heel
38:09
seaside town, but it's, I just really
38:11
like it. And, um, I
38:14
like going to the bookshop there, which
38:17
I think is a peer, peer bookshop, the peer
38:19
bookshop. And anyway, she said, I said, what
38:21
time's this thing? You go on and she said seven o'clock. I said,
38:23
what am I going to do? I'm taking the dogs, three
38:25
dogs in the car. She says,
38:28
well, you can go to the pub. I said, I can't
38:30
really go to the pub with three dogs. I said, what
38:32
I can do is sit in the back at, I'm not
38:34
going to be driving back. I
38:36
can sit in the back with the dogs
38:38
drinking cans. That's not a good
38:40
look, is it drinking cans of beer, sitting in the back with the
38:42
dogs, back at the car with dogs. That's probably what's going to happen.
38:45
And then on Saturday, um, we're
38:48
going to, no, Ambleside, we're
38:50
going to Appleby to
38:52
a, to a market. It
38:54
so happened we were out some months ago and she
38:57
was like, oh, that's a nice Buddha. I said, look,
38:59
man, we've got enough Budders
39:01
in the house. We've got, she just buys Budders. And
39:05
I'm like, you know, we've got
39:07
the Budders. Why? We need something else, don't
39:09
we? And there's a helicopter flying overhead. It
39:12
would be one of those, somebody's falling off a mountain helicopters,
39:16
which is very sad and I hope to get them to hospital really quickly. Um,
39:19
let them go by. I mean, I could stop this, couldn't
39:21
I? But I'm just doing it for, um, atmosphere
39:24
allowing me to slow down,
39:26
collect my thoughts. So,
39:30
so anyway, she's okay. There's a green
39:33
man. You know, that carving of the guy made of
39:35
leaves and trees and things. And I said, yeah, okay,
39:38
we'll go there. And she said, it's, um, we, we've
39:40
got to go to the market. She said, the
39:42
green man is the guy who sells it. It's
39:46
a hippie. I mean, yeah, really? He lives in a
39:48
van. He ever, I'm not
39:51
actually, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm
39:53
not actually surprised. Uh, I
39:56
don't know whether she thought I was going to be surprised. I'm going, yeah,
39:58
of course he does. And. And she
40:00
showed me a picture of me and he had like
40:02
them baggy trousers and sandals and a big long beard
40:04
and I thought, yeah, I'm not surprised.
40:07
He makes green men for a living. You know, of
40:09
course he looks like that. I don't know what I
40:11
should look like. Anyway, that's going to be Saturday and
40:13
then Sunday I'm going down to Loweswater in
40:16
the Lake District to see my daughters because
40:18
it's Father's Day and we're going to have
40:20
a little bit of a walk. I'm not
40:23
taking my dogs because Catherine's
40:25
got her dog Cosmo who's a
40:27
spaniel and Jasper and Cosmo are
40:29
kind of teenage boys and they
40:32
can be all right and sometimes they can be
40:34
all testosterone driven. So I thought it's just easier
40:36
and also, yeah, just easier. I'll go down and
40:38
have a walk around with my
40:41
two lovely girls and Cosmo
40:44
and then we're going for
40:46
a meal at the Kirk style Inn, which Catherine
40:48
has booked. So that's good. It's
40:50
a lovely, if you ever need a Lake
40:53
Lindeen, I mean, there are a few of them, but
40:55
a lot of them are being modernized to be kind
40:57
of modern. Whereas what I want
40:59
is old fashioned, you know,
41:02
Dickensian. I'm not saying
41:04
Dickensian, but with the feel of the old
41:06
country Lake District thing and the Kirk style
41:08
really preserves it. I think another one is
41:10
the pheasant back bar at Bass and Thwaite.
41:12
There are others, there are others, but
41:15
some of you may know them anyway. So that's
41:17
my weekend. I'm going to be very, very busy.
41:20
I'll be very tired on Monday because
41:23
I'm getting on a bit now. Anyway, there's
41:25
a scrap man. I don't know if you can hear that.
41:27
We've had the helicopter, the scrap man. If I'm recording a
41:29
story, I have to stop when they
41:31
do this. That's why it takes me ages. Also, I
41:33
make lots of mistakes. Okay. I
41:35
think I'm going to wind down a little bit now.
41:38
Good night everybody. Or good day wherever you
41:40
are. Everybody
41:44
dies,
41:48
don't they? Let's
41:53
somehow back them. Isn't
42:00
that something?
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