0:01

Some people don't get married they don't

0:04

like girls at all and some people don't

0:06

get married cuz I like them a lot.

0:11

Have you ever had a homosexual expect? You

0:13

know, why are you?

0:20

Bill Maher. Hello,

0:25

I'm

0:27

going to out of this chair. my

1:01

club read them really

1:03

knew him cycle do it ,

1:05

so old but if we we

1:08

basically just made

1:10

of what i've been partying and for twenty

1:12

years have you really this when this bought

1:14

this house his own by a movie

1:16

star had video

1:18

games and no interest to

1:20

me but it

1:22

was like this cool a minnesota door

1:24

is like yeah the for the whole room

1:27

as kind as and the got

1:29

a seal sounds

1:31

like something but

1:34

i like their figures when your party here you can't

1:36

ruin it

1:37

what are you mean what a party what what happens

1:40

it's what have wearing i've never been so

1:42

hollywood park house job or not

1:44

i have serious and stuff but i've never

1:46

been to hollywood is is a hollywood

1:48

part especially , i i

1:51

put your hands up my yes that was

1:54

a hoax you put professional that was comfortable

1:57

a full blown

1:59

up here where it already me what happened

2:02

what happens here there was when

2:04

i'm not here this

2:05

talking to people i mean are you

2:07

asking me have i ever had sex in this room of as

2:09

worse it's a room with

2:13

wait you have been to a hollywood

2:16

parkville

2:17

how could you have avoided that bill if

2:19

somebody said to me a

2:22

bit as a lot of drugs in hollywood assist

2:24

assist i would say no there's not well

2:27

the same only that you

2:29

ever had gotten never going to a party

2:32

i agree i don't if someone said to me

2:34

where do you get cocaine i would say i

2:37

don't know it's not nineteen eighty nineteen eight eight

2:39

know anymore about if somebody says

2:41

come to the opening of

2:43

this show i'm going to have with a

2:45

is gonna be a an opening of this show

2:48

sanborn illegal i'm a designer a lot of people

2:50

ago and i would go to that thing i would known

2:52

about it and the reason for

2:54

this is because you're

2:57

i don't know too good for everybody

3:00

i don't think that's the answer

3:02

well and are not okay you

3:04

were the be too intellectual for

3:06

the hollywood crowd we're not gonna you think

3:09

that's what it is using have to intellectual

3:11

i do like i don't even know the crowd to

3:13

be superior to i mean

3:15

are we have been on the scene from have

3:17

forty years i feel like it's

3:19

impossible not to

3:21

no cannot get enough knowing over your

3:23

and you're not shy about doing something like this where

3:25

we see you i love i love it right

3:28

it it's it's i feel like i know you are and

3:30

will and me you with us but i don't know

3:32

you alright well that's what this is for but i know

3:34

you well we're looking for a flicker

3:36

is always is always i know you well

3:38

enough

3:40

to think that that have

3:42

that's my suspicion because ah

3:45

you know truman capote he one's family famously

3:47

said all actors you're done which

3:49

is generally true but the ones like you who

3:51

are not dumb you don't sit him to cry

3:54

you don't i know fit with the crowd either

3:57

neither whenever this is your policies that

3:59

doesn't said the ground well my politics

4:02

britain where people who are independent thinkers

4:06

or is there another

4:09

his or ruling for an independent thinkers

4:12

abundance , as as agassi ever ruling i

4:15

don't know about what what i mean is

4:17

people you know are not

4:20

the filmmakers and the actors

4:23

that's a pre themselves you

4:25

you you ride with her her

4:29

intellectuals politically

4:31

intellectuals group of people

4:33

well issue the same me friday night

4:35

they wouldn't say that but look

4:38

oh i like i like the full range

4:41

you know i like to party here

4:43

with any but this really the provenance

4:45

of this podcast was the idea that

4:48

people kept saying to me you know

4:50

we see this other side of your we know we

4:52

see you all the time you're out you're partying

4:54

of this kind of thing it

4:57

was was but alonzo yes

4:59

because i can't be that guy on real

5:01

time because i'm you know if there's

5:03

very serious people there i hope i'm

5:05

funny but it's a kind of a different

5:08

level than this

5:10

is to meet is no greater pleasure and shooting the shit

5:12

with somebody i like really and and

5:14

that's where the and and that's what i do really

5:17

yeah what do you do with you had

5:20

one , the guys who works for you here i

5:22

was a little early so i sat in the chair

5:25

and earth and i remember his

5:27

name escapes me now good looking guys been

5:29

with your long time and we're talking

5:31

about

5:34

making yeah electricity and

5:37

and as small world things

5:40

that do that and and is i got

5:42

i'm talking he was talking to their

5:44

background is jersey new status

5:46

sharp and a saying in a mess and a new

5:49

you and they went with us as a was

5:51

fascinating interview

5:53

right if that would have been the party you

5:55

know so and i had to leave i was

5:57

said to whoever i was with fire

5:59

to

6:00

that an interesting guy you should become a regular

6:02

a club read them because i think i can

6:04

solve this problem come here we'd

6:06

love to have you and i think you'll have

6:08

a good time you know if

6:11

like my mother as the end the

6:14

all their problems could have been solved

6:16

if she just smoke pot she was

6:18

under way they didn't laugh

6:20

enough

6:21

there was even a book called like the grandmother's

6:23

guy just smoking pot a center and

6:26

you know she was like did you see that

6:30

nearby a programmer for his assessing the

6:32

citadel elicit a military

6:35

, my father not my grandmother would

6:37

she was an old lady who was lady who who

6:40

was just bored bored

6:42

not laugh enough and weighed ninety

6:45

pounds needed to get the munchies and

6:49

if she could just dove you know done that so i think his

6:51

lawyers would like i'm saying you should try

6:53

to have read us i used to smoke

6:55

grass fairly , my god are

6:57

we not grasp just come back over and yes

6:59

i would if that's an invitation, I

7:02

accept but talking

7:04

about grass fell

7:06

out of it because

7:08

It doesn't make you think it

7:11

does. Give you the munchies and I don't

7:13

need branches. Cuz I'm a foodie. I

7:15

does make you.

7:17

Think? I don't know this creatively

7:19

certainly, originally. I mean, you're

7:22

going going over that the thought of

7:24

you are an amazing

7:26

and

7:28

you look like you could. play the

7:31

could c sixty year old

7:33

is that first were well

7:38

i've been alive is a great word at

7:40

ninety you know like bc

7:43

is that's not fat it just means you could

7:45

play that you know charles durning

7:47

guy was during of god is

7:49

getting worse but as sixty

7:53

i'm sure you could play the part of a sixty

7:55

i'd rather but some my be like a him

8:00

slim sixty you could

8:03

build , part's up to you you

8:05

, but i'm just

8:07

saying you look great you're mean you're fucking

8:10

force of nature because and to

8:12

me this like very important because i'm sixty

8:14

because i'm is that certainly

8:17

considers away from saying i know

8:19

i

8:21

no bill a in the first one to brought

8:23

up the i put his according to all the time

8:26

or the just all the time

8:28

all the fucking time and i remembered interview

8:30

you did in some magazine like i

8:32

don't know what but it was when you exam member

8:34

that why you said was your i've maybe

8:37

around like boston

8:39

the

8:40

not healthy man this want

8:42

, floundering this is good show and

8:45

you floundering not a good again

8:47

hardly again show but a boston

8:49

legal okay so legal

8:51

and you said and was like man one

8:53

of those like a one said this like

8:55

want boston and you like And

9:00

you were like 75. He

9:02

said and you said, like, if

9:04

this is what's happening? Five feels like i

9:08

I don't know what to do. But then so

9:11

75 is kind of yarn. Do

9:13

you know, you're you're nine years? We didn't

9:16

feel it at all. So

9:19

so now that

9:21

the 15 years is 16 years later and

9:24

the prevalent emotion

9:28

is Am

9:30

I dying? You're

9:33

not close. I mean, I guess I know the

9:35

feeling I got just cuz tired. I've

9:37

been a

9:45

curse to me all the time, but your not very wrinkled

9:47

your like your your face is alive

9:49

you people just you to look at. When you see

9:52

somebody with mediately, take in information

9:54

that you don't even you're

9:56

unaware of but you just look

9:58

at a person and you

10:39

i have to oh my god

10:41

after hear about that but i just one say one

10:43

more thing him at the aging thing it's

10:45

funny you ask me that about like the

10:48

like about it every day yeah did you at

10:50

that age far

10:52

younger like yeah you know i guess

10:54

the their of it's twenty five twenty

10:57

five to thirty right you

10:59

know this thing about passages right

11:01

so you get to thirty the

11:04

you're thinking of kids get

11:06

a now's the time your supposed to

11:08

be a passage where you begin

11:10

to realize your dreams of twenty

11:14

you're not realizing your dreams of twenty

11:17

where are you getting dispirited or maybe

11:19

i should change welp what i'm doing i'm

11:21

guessing

11:23

since you were were you thirty six one

11:25

star trek headset moines iowa jos

11:27

almost the exact same age when i got politically

11:30

incorrect the sign is right behind

11:32

you are , old i can

11:34

turn turn he had he

11:36

, like for

11:39

me i don't have a view but like twenties

11:41

you're not quite expected to have made it

11:43

yet but when you peek into your thirties

11:46

and you still haven't that to me

11:48

was the roughest time see and that

11:50

of for and same you well you you're

11:52

in you're in a more

11:55

you're in even a more it's a samara

11:58

position

12:01

gonna go up and you going to stand in front of an audience

12:03

as yeah i've i've worship to

12:06

to fix the

12:08

worship a great voice a great singing

12:10

voice guess it's just like magical stand

12:13

up comics stand up comics

12:16

are are stripped naked

12:18

bears were when that when that

12:20

routine as there there are no

12:22

extra work is no extra motions

12:24

a motion gets in the way of the less you know

12:26

exactly where you have to be with you have to do

12:29

it stripped bare it's pure a

12:31

great stand up comic is pure

12:33

worth it i just got back from miami

12:35

i taped my twelve

12:38

the end of special for h b o it's on

12:40

april fifteenth i really hope

12:42

you watch it because i think it all

12:44

fulfill gentlemen to i talk to

12:47

remind me i will remind because

12:49

i'm going get your number you up you've already had your

12:51

my ass your and ,

12:53

you need little help help

12:56

about thing hand already

12:58

remind hand , just going to say

13:01

like the worst thing have

13:03

you had like to do you think they're all the time because

13:05

there are things that make you think of it

13:08

like they're just things when you're older

13:10

that you never used to okay you wanna know

13:12

what makes me think of it right here any

13:15

out of this fucking share

13:17

the chair so see that

13:19

to get out of as a real efforts and it's it's

13:21

is example of how stiff your bones

13:23

get your muscles gets so i didn't want to get out

13:25

to to show how said if i were first

13:28

well i threw myself

13:30

or a new and sat on several levels wouldn't

13:32

have gotten up if you want it you don't

13:34

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fucking nailed it

14:49

i recently had experience

14:52

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14:54

shirt the way in the man

14:57

have you done this

14:59

no idea i never says years of it away

15:01

as you never know who's going to get older your css

15:04

assists know but i mean it's just

15:06

it's fact that kind of thing that

15:08

he didn't used to do the right now

15:10

yeah that makes you

15:12

if fox has they've discovered that

15:14

your bacteria of your whole got

15:17

this coming out would because they need to check

15:19

you are you have to check so yeah i'm sending

15:21

my shit away in the mail or is so

15:23

the gate is you tell you the desert and on

15:25

that is well i bought either

15:28

sure no will to do to scoop it up and

15:30

you put a lot of his lesson i didn't say their

15:32

way and a male i carry i don't wanna

15:35

assists , a doggy byways

15:37

executive worst job in the world is some for

15:39

smoke all day opens up box

15:41

it allow our students and you're you're an

15:44

example for you i will not be what

15:46

i would not want to put a diamond

15:48

in one job so they can open up the

15:50

bugs me about it is

15:52

it said i said simon our ears

15:55

you didn't have to offer your body

15:57

on i'm swallows your own space

16:00

and now it would be a such a morale booster

16:03

around the office is like they would think oh

16:05

well once upon a

16:07

, is i'm gonna my

16:09

reflect know like this is is

16:13

funny secret so no ava

16:15

gardner ava a

16:17

new nice job i have a variety of boxes

16:19

as soon as he that as that

16:22

great view know which still sit

16:24

still hot right

16:26

well where you see pictures of heard or

16:28

read on river mostly actresses in

16:30

that era are not boehner effect she is

16:33

she was the rumor was at least

16:36

i read about it she would she was

16:38

good gotta be here and alcohol

16:40

misuse really oh and or cups of married

16:42

to financial the

16:44

new

16:46

i don't have as your marriage is all

16:48

i know is the rumor was every so

16:50

often as he needed to she'd squat down

16:52

on the line of , as

16:54

a diamond i mean it's like that's just just

16:59

mad at me go with a

17:01

guy but i but you're just a picture of a of

17:05

squatting in crafting as just like it's

17:07

like overboard like wow would riots

17:09

would you like to see that you know what i

17:11

wish i was kind of guy who could say

17:14

in our i'd still marker of she

17:16

was sitting on my dad but now you're months i

17:18

got outta assad is she was you

17:20

don't know right shit to you

17:22

soon as well as i live know

17:24

it's a mean if you're a period of fuck

17:26

you and your period but nothing was shit not

17:29

on my beer and know and

17:32

love food people who involves

17:34

food with sex or don't get that

17:36

i don't never got to never got that he has

17:38

no never used any sort of

17:40

the popsicle ,

17:42

i mean lick i have liquor what whipped

17:44

cream anything edible panties

17:47

are no never know what's another

17:49

book as he made some edibles

17:51

about this issue for better for very

17:55

good question that's why you have to sign

17:57

does it out of a does you have too much as

17:59

my dog

18:00

those rubber gloves each rubber gloves

18:02

dollars , of parts

18:04

are over glove so here you are

18:07

all says jim webb where

18:09

does it get the grass he picks up

18:11

a gloves and somebody was the way my with

18:13

we were wearing gotta be careful note well

18:16

he's a big doberman big don't know how to deal with that

18:18

well by not leaving clubs around

18:20

i don't work have them as have robber

18:22

near a drop it because it's and with it's six

18:25

figure regular an animal of herbal cigarettes

18:27

of herbal an animal lover

18:29

yeah i mean i'm a i'm a i'm a paid

18:31

a board member since the nineties

18:34

peterborough peter p the pts

18:36

the people for the ethical trauma course

18:39

of this balloon yes have

18:41

made by the credible strides well

18:43

you being a pita boards makes you

18:45

a peter a little overboard it

18:48

is not have a break so you're not an animal lover

18:52

well i'm just as i worship him so

18:55

well a ride horses dogs

18:57

you ride dogs

19:01

era again i am lie

19:04

to you for several loyalists over the us

19:06

i i'm i'm a that's my

19:08

life says dogs and horses

19:11

but more the you get into the question

19:14

that they are into for example of the

19:16

mustangs in missouri

19:19

west's the question of what

19:21

do you do with the animals and or

19:23

overgrazing is a really profound what

19:26

i mean overgrazing

19:28

the grazing of the natural

19:30

knell of the national parks is

19:33

beef

19:34

the herds of whatever their

19:36

antelope eloquent every everybody's

19:38

competing for the food than add to

19:41

the grass and along comes

19:43

the the mustang

19:45

you and so they need

19:47

their share of the grass to and everybody

19:49

starves

19:51

what are you saying oh we better if we capture the horses

19:53

and and domesticated

19:55

well with they do that a lot but i'm

19:57

sure a lot of them aren't domesticated the

20:00

that's a lot and i mean people always say like

20:02

you know my horse he loves it

20:04

and like are you where is your horse mr

20:06

ed how the fuck the you know if your horse loves

20:09

it i mean i know people i was

20:11

down and ship with the whore i understand

20:13

but it's it is something that you could

20:15

just be you know intimating

20:18

because you're one of believe that the horses enjoying

20:21

you're right yes yes you have

20:23

to discipline a horse into a skill the

20:26

skill i i'm into the

20:28

of around here is raining

20:30

sliding horses moving the you

20:33

do the hundred and eighty degree turn running down

20:35

the full like was sliding down turning

20:37

around us either i completed all that yeah

20:39

i have a horror show that doesn't sound

20:41

like something the horse would enjoy and

20:44

yet

20:46

the horse

20:48

has a skill that's

20:50

been trained him do as much like any

20:52

other athletic the be

20:56

and use it hit the ball hit up all it's

20:58

a bug has their this know for stop

21:00

why couldn't was his face of

21:02

a dearth of the hit

21:05

hit as a free throw why couldn't get

21:07

a free to him i like shaq yeah what a second

21:09

of free throw mental

21:12

when he to construction

21:14

he began to hit us

21:16

you train the horse exist i spent

21:18

all shit i slipped very very

21:21

works rosemarie he works for his money

21:23

for me a few this do

21:25

most people would say we must have a like

21:27

some animal certainly pets but they would

21:29

say well they enhance my

21:31

life with people are

21:34

then i don't think that think that

21:35

i master so you think you

21:37

know how i had my hand up your is did

21:41

, feel good that well i

21:43

hate to admit admit don't

21:45

hate to hate i

21:48

not admit to

21:50

fingers shatner but no

21:53

it is it is william shatner doing

21:55

okay so maybe the dog is doing the

21:57

same thing he's my master he's

21:59

teaching the sit down when i say said

22:03

what bill what i was actually asking is

22:07

like do

22:08

people would say enhances my life

22:10

where is like i only live

22:13

with dogs the dogs

22:15

here of course i've always had two dogs

22:18

and as a perfect number by the way it is that a for

22:20

they have their own day of themselves and

22:22

they and they have enough for you right and when

22:24

you're not there they have a body and it's fanaticism

22:27

it works out okay but like the

22:29

mean they really replaced having a

22:31

purse

22:33

they're better you know because that's

22:36

sad

22:39

you're young you're going to sit here is an oil

22:41

well or not this only one i having a

22:43

man but you're not in the realize yes

22:46

bring them via oh i didn't have

22:49

a bloody with my

22:50

it is that's a i know about

22:52

people not all other seattle normally

22:55

do really well with there was a home others are

22:57

say it like as i bet you know a novel

22:59

i've , living with my wife was was

23:02

my was aware of i'm over here with

23:05

slugs or marriages revolver ways

23:07

something

23:08

i never got the marriage thing but you know why

23:10

didn't you get mad because it's stupid

23:13

i mean cause it's fucking stupid i read

23:15

those happy with his everyone gets

23:17

divorced is a worse there's a book out

23:19

now have you seen this it's been reviewed

23:21

everywhere know it's a book where this

23:24

woman

23:25

shit on her husband fourth

23:27

two hundred and fifty pages the

23:30

slug line i read in the excerpt was

23:32

a do i hate my husband oh yeah

23:34

sure that

23:37

they stay married was it why

23:40

exactly because it's all

23:42

about how tedious an awful marriages

23:44

and it's like but again this divine

23:46

in the title and i'm like where is the divine

23:48

he wears that part since you're never quite

23:50

gets to that was he was his but

23:52

we read through that's what did she says

23:55

i've used as asshole as

23:57

ours and i don't like emma

24:00

i'm still with them and she still with him the

24:03

same reason people

24:05

have pets cause

24:07

there's continuity there's

24:10

the that's it that

24:12

said welcome that's co

24:15

dependency right i mean she talks

24:17

about this guy she everything about

24:19

him is like super grading which i understand

24:22

when you're but like you know he's always clearing

24:24

his throat so my slimy husband you

24:26

know as really i she goes in

24:28

his as hotel she compares into a

24:30

pile of laundry at wow in my

24:32

in the morning before he had his coffee he

24:34

smelly in nerds and barely

24:36

cincy and ah you know it's just

24:38

what is a pussy like when he has

24:40

a little acre pain you never hear the

24:42

end of it are an

24:45

inch and other times i say i

24:47

remember that handsome professor and still

24:49

think i'm married to him it's like okay

24:51

, like is it worth waiting through all

24:54

this to get to that one of will

24:56

miss we have as as our neighbors you been

24:58

man it sounds like for sixteen

25:00

years they have like that it into such as isis

25:02

such is is is to comparatively young

25:05

yes i would save them from the picture i would

25:07

save forties so says you feel

25:10

do you think didn't really have the in the book does

25:12

you feel that she defied do

25:14

do better if she went out there i it's

25:16

so that's what's and that's what i'm saying

25:19

what is the point of this she goes on

25:21

and on and on about the things that i've or

25:23

and when you ask me that question why did you ever get married

25:25

real visit our relatives you read

25:28

this what's everyone says the

25:30

of course why would how long have you lived

25:32

with somebody in your life okay

25:34

i live with someone once for

25:38

a long time ago time ago a year

25:41

and then and that was another year

25:44

having twice i live with someone for

25:46

a year on out and then that my phone and

25:48

then was a when that a daring among

25:50

and that and then it ended what but now

25:53

a week do a month what do you mean living

25:55

with or i'm not living with anyone

25:57

i'm living with chico and shula okay nobody

26:00

is in your bed and at night knowing

26:02

episode of animating to say that works

26:05

as long as that one nine or ten night oh

26:07

mom know i kill me

26:10

know get me mom what what

26:12

what is i have a new it eats in your life

26:14

other than a

26:17

going onstage and and exotic let's say

26:19

that for continuity in my address the guys for

26:21

continuity that i need a mean you

26:23

know i've always been married to my career

26:25

or mean any woman would always have

26:28

to be a mistress to that i mean

26:30

that's just the way it is i think i was

26:32

hurt when i was

26:34

in high school i by

26:36

you know dumped when my first high school girlfriend

26:38

and i think at that moment

26:40

something in me when no never

26:43

put your eggs in that basket for

26:45

happiness yeah make career

26:47

look at a little earlier

26:49

your mom was alone a

26:51

your dad died

26:53

yeah my mother was a widow for fifteen years

26:55

or fifteen years yeah along as he the married

26:57

forty one

26:59

so you left really early

27:01

you left home really early

27:04

why do you say they were some the normal time to go

27:06

to college of toys yeah eighteen

27:08

eighteen yeah you're eighteen left oh yeah

27:11

did you ever go back now

27:13

mean to visit your but you

27:15

no i'm i'm now i

27:17

your earned your money lot pride

27:19

i had mean starting out as comic

27:21

you make no money so i sold part

27:24

i was a literally still had the money i

27:26

had from cutting lawns and shoveling

27:28

driveways as kid that i saved a

27:30

a but you no i had

27:33

i i was developing a movie and of

27:36

that one of the big scenes was

27:38

of the the age of the

27:40

with the comics agent and

27:43

father of a girl he loves there was

27:45

a parties and in the party where all

27:47

the comments they were lot of comics so

27:49

the camera passing by we'd catch

27:52

a laugh lines of some guy take my

27:54

wife's lose him and you have your a

27:56

success so i interviewed

27:59

a lot of common

28:00

yeah yeah well yeah i'm a support

28:03

i've had a remote how old am i

28:05

at the time the how we with this

28:07

most for fifteen years okay

28:09

ah recently yeah relevant recently

28:13

and i saw of the dish of screenplays want of unscrupulous

28:15

and as so the cabs that buzzword

28:17

camera out camera good comics so

28:20

comics interviewed a lot of young comics and

28:22

sense

28:24

what you were going through did when

28:26

you were get their add the underground

28:29

that i don't know with it still exists with that

28:31

underground comedy ,

28:33

where you'd get a few hundred dollars honor dollars

28:36

and they come in their car and they may sleep

28:38

in their car they drive to the next gig readmit

28:40

hundred we may three we got cab fare

28:43

which one hundred dollars when

28:45

no kidding yes and

28:47

it was an underground but it was the the showcase

28:49

clubs yes that's where i started it's where every

28:52

comic started in the last forty years after

28:55

mean the catskills was wearing

28:57

of had everyone is having yes is having saying

28:59

that was that area in the sixties

29:01

late sixties and moved well the

29:03

improv in new york was the first that was nineteen

29:05

sixty two years ago and

29:09

that was the first showcase club that

29:11

took over from the catskills as the place

29:13

where a young comic would be developed the

29:16

bad as yes yes and we all

29:18

were the i started in like seventy

29:20

nine eighty okay that

29:22

was a bit you know that they would become a big

29:25

thing by then there was too many the

29:27

underground him is it , the underground

29:29

it would there was they were vulnerable there was a though

29:31

they're showcase plaza where you get

29:33

three dollars and big

29:36

thought you know club owner maze of force

29:38

him him he was

29:40

giving you stage time and you needed that you needed

29:42

a place where you could not been great so

29:45

that was the deal so you got no money

29:47

to so tell me because

29:50

i have on occasion been on stage

29:52

where it's failing

29:54

and it's like the end of the world i mean

29:56

you just comedy yeah

29:59

you mean like a job that doesn't land

30:01

the script right but he goes on and

30:03

i mean you would go on to

30:06

to to it's not working for a length of does

30:08

it isn't one joke is legos

30:10

i have the of like a play like

30:12

a play but in your case the

30:15

said isn't working nobody's laughing

30:17

because if something either your material is bad or

30:20

your your i mean yes

30:22

that is the nightmare that

30:24

is your first five years that's

30:26

what i'm talking but after that is survive

30:29

you if you do it's like war if

30:31

you survive the barrage

30:33

you yes , you're

30:35

good to go at sir you survive get

30:38

off stage god you're smell

30:40

that's terrible get im out of here look

30:45

feel that they hate you

30:47

just you know you feel it yeah it's it's

30:49

not it's not a plan is heckling just it's

30:51

silence yes and it's contempt

30:54

or pity petty when

30:56

you feel people petty you those are

30:58

the kind words and

31:01

also i made it worse because

31:03

you know i would lash back out of them sometimes

31:06

i was on real angry

31:08

yeah well you're you're angry as

31:10

an eye of okay have your items

31:12

as it was when you're angry this

31:14

but get the joke is a gift that

31:16

you are giving the orders rise and i don't get it

31:19

right so you're like i say this

31:21

beautiful get run you fucking moron

31:23

right flew right over your head you rug and

31:25

asshole you don't say to okay

31:27

that's what you really want to say and unfortunately

31:30

when i was young i said exactly that us

31:35

, i wish i could have thousand versus and

31:37

are some things are you surprised that

31:39

i mean that's where the survival of the fittest means

31:41

you know you have what it takes to

31:44

take some take the fuck and blows

31:46

and do with your way but of course what was

31:48

happening is you material was

31:50

good at it wasn't your delivered

31:53

it wasn't that varied was his only

31:55

it

31:56

correct it was both sometimes well

31:59

as the audience was nano may i

32:01

blame the audience

32:02

yes you can't no you can't well can

32:05

an iou is easier so because instead

32:07

of blaming you know i guess some audiences are good

32:09

and some audiences are bad just the way some people

32:11

are stupid and some people that isn't so

32:14

the or not bad but wouldn't let me get my boy

32:18

if they don't laugh it's not them

32:20

is your joke it's both

32:22

bill okay will agree to

32:24

disagree but i'm telling you as you as or forty

32:27

years i think most comics would say

32:29

the same thing there are audiences

32:31

were no i'm sorry it is

32:33

them because we've done the same joke

32:35

one hundred times as my order universal

32:38

and other audio something apple why

32:40

does the audience is one hundred audience has found

32:42

it funny and this one on either was like this

32:44

when we're talking about two different stages the

32:46

stage of we're talking about of the period

32:49

of time or douglas is like as five

32:51

year yes edition is no i'm i'm

32:53

admitting when you're especially when you're starting

32:56

yes a lot of the reason why you

32:58

are not well received is because

33:00

you don't deserve to be because yes your audience

33:02

that are a material is is juvenile

33:05

you're just starting out your you're trying to just

33:08

find something to get that oxygen

33:10

of laughter on stage every fifteen

33:12

seconds and you do a lot of stupid

33:14

things and say about us and bad

33:16

jokes yeah but at a certain point

33:18

i'm telling you there is such

33:20

a thing is about audience when does it evolve

33:23

when does the this as

33:25

this as of the time it's i taught as i didn't want to

33:27

be thought wales i can make my high school

33:29

girl friends laugh at a party

33:32

and i would tell him funny things and they would laugh

33:34

say i can make this i can be islamic

33:37

that's generally the stories that not

33:39

your story why i knew i wanted to be

33:41

a comedian when i was

33:43

i would say less than ten years old were you making

33:45

people laugh at nine i was

33:47

like family parties yes i

33:49

wouldn't a and i

33:52

do the same bracket this one teacher

33:54

i had this and with states right now i think back

33:57

he must a super gay

34:00

that i just i was a kid i didn't understand

34:02

i will the edges and up your at a bus

34:05

latin , your developed for he was

34:07

good but he texted me

34:10

to like be there was be there

34:12

show senior year in high school and

34:14

he said you know you shouldn't m c that

34:16

and this fact that somebody somebody

34:19

in this world like without me ever

34:21

saying it anybody else recognized

34:24

it and said you should do that

34:26

i think was a big boost because like okay

34:29

maybe i'm not crazy and it's not just in my

34:31

mind this teacher who i have no

34:33

isis day but later in life still

34:35

there was lots of his i didn't have those thoughts

34:38

i didn't when i was good and replace

34:41

them and is insane that's

34:44

right i don't know i just

34:47

i was destined to do director

34:49

i never thought of doing anything else brief period

34:51

you know i'm saying i never did either

34:53

are just you just went walking

34:55

along and you made a joke and

34:58

a mermaid tune in oh it's something

35:00

else or what makes an actor

35:04

though good is just

35:06

like there's something we can't quantify

35:09

describe

35:10

we'd just like to watch you

35:13

on the screen

35:14

the true i mean look at your for her you never

35:17

ever stop working he went from

35:19

one series to the next movies

35:22

people just wherever they just

35:24

some people just have that i

35:26

know as just wanna be around

35:28

you as fantastic

35:30

like it for you and of isn't as as a result

35:33

of your mother margaret i haven't actually

35:35

it was when did you become political

35:37

winded the what was his name my mom

35:39

very they were father was a newsman

35:42

i thought it was radio news so was always

35:44

in my house so he was on radio

35:46

as good as it were back in the days when

35:49

when every radio station had news of

35:51

the top of our yes and i'm

35:53

he was one of their was just staff

35:55

announcers you know remember this intercourse

35:58

and i member once a week

36:00

into your like we go into daddy's office

36:03

and i'd meet all the other announcers and

36:05

they would scare the shit out of make as they

36:07

had these booming while they idolize

36:09

the i mean i'm i'm

36:12

, i'm out out

36:14

the other it's as if that he

36:16

slept with that was my that was so

36:19

i grew up steeped in it because the

36:21

you know he was a new guy and so my

36:23

parents my parents were here

36:26

you know but is one of them and anchor or

36:28

to read the news another to me

36:31

the editorial comment

36:33

that is almost died eyes i

36:35

don't have arrived i definitely knew was their

36:37

politics were

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is anthony i must tell you i hated

38:54

be like the now after like of

38:56

god i can't believe i'm saying this but

38:58

the guide try to not i mean as you can see

39:00

by this this is not what

39:02

, normally or except for for advice

39:06

but advice have to say i have to

39:08

ask one question that is like the same

39:10

question that african like

39:12

twinkle that african local news or anyone

39:15

would ask you but once in awhile they stumble

39:17

upon something that i also would find

39:19

i have to ask her

39:21

qui se but i am curious like

39:24

that actually change you when

39:27

you go up and it and don't fucking

39:29

bullshit me normal okay

39:31

so it really reason the

39:33

reason what i did inadvertently

39:36

against everything that i thought

39:38

because i was off we went to a

39:41

, origin

39:44

a year before that was even thought

39:47

of

39:48

adjacent are like who's friend of ours

39:53

jason said you know you should go of the

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blue origin thing and of levin

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a baiter listed in this

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the not originally her

40:03

though we were sold

40:06

the and away with said or other to come up

40:08

to seattle and and that doctors

40:10

my

40:11

though jason of i went up to seattle

40:14

went into the lobby and in the lobbies

40:16

also start right

40:17

that's the ship the original ship

40:20

is under a glass door and there was death

40:22

of how do you do removes your faces your

40:24

know is know is is cool guy i

40:26

love

40:27

are these i really kind of guys fired

40:30

into the i was able to interview him in

40:32

a very much like we're doing now right again

40:34

get snow as it gets down and we do

40:37

you know not a crazy man but like

40:39

not stuffy know he

40:41

listened seaweed yeah you're like some people

40:43

have that level like your bureau feel like you're ever really

40:45

connect exact was like looking at your

40:47

we laugh a nasty with you say something

40:50

good like for gotta remember that reitman

40:52

run my phone our eyes off this road

40:54

with lies him fuck and loves

40:56

his girl and yes it's a little on on

40:58

him as a searing be very much in love

41:00

and minimized to be around people like that are happy

41:02

yes i mean if you couldn't be happy

41:05

with everything he has then you're just an

41:07

asshole

41:08

well i don't know about that but i will come

41:10

out if you have everything and that isn't happiness

41:13

know but i'm so happy this is this this

41:15

is happiness right and

41:18

of that what you're sitting you're sitting chair right

41:20

and smoker do be oh no

41:22

it's gonna be present clove cigarette

41:25

bullshit oh belle place

41:28

i'm well i'm was also my with

41:30

of of well known clove cigarettes

41:32

okay right there hasn't really

41:34

have valid as want to graduate school

41:36

with a smile on her as a

41:39

, my career career

41:41

on the as i would like to a library whatever

41:43

it is you're having a good dad

41:45

this is out in this year i said

41:48

that you are communicating i want

41:50

long time i've admired you for so long and i

41:52

you and here we are talking sick i

41:54

got t you got a clove cigarette

41:56

i've got four nineteen forty

41:58

two that's what

42:00

help me nineteen forty rolex desist

42:03

letter where it's will walk you are

42:06

what nineteen forty two is when he never been to

42:08

a party assist assist

42:11

assist that's why i've never been to a burning

42:13

oh you know speaking know speaking trek i gotta

42:15

tell you there's

42:17

a guy in the biden administration

42:20

i i think is the aim is

42:22

oh forget it i'll fuck up his name for them okay

42:25

was regrettable and he

42:28

, a very learned he's got two

42:30

degrees nuclear physics

42:32

nuclear he is in the and

42:35

energy department in

42:37

charge of nuclear waste disposing our

42:39

nuclear was love to talk to him

42:42

let let me no

42:45

, sounds a gravy i shouldn't talk me

42:47

tell you who is so

42:50

our he was also an advisor in the trump

42:53

the years but he was not any administration

42:55

now biden is bringing him into the administration

42:58

he is of and

43:00

out transgender

43:04

his he goes by they hit their many

43:06

pictures of him in a dress i made

43:08

a full on dress and

43:11

he does something with his partner called

43:14

pup play something with animals

43:16

suits and also this is his quote

43:18

he said also part of their

43:20

pop play pop play like puppy

43:24

like scrambling around like but i can tell

43:29

your kids are your hands up earlier of my as

43:31

where does the by does sets up the ask me about

43:33

twelve percent of easy that i don't

43:37

have a quick way see if we are

43:39

you arrogance

43:41

among the thing is that they do heinous

43:44

partner they

43:46

say bay meeting him and the

43:48

other person the day works in both

43:50

instances here or ,

43:52

they do is he i

43:54

guess to some hundred domination think ties

43:58

his partner up

44:00

that this there's a table

44:02

and eats dinner or

44:04

him while he doesn't are

44:06

often ties his partner up as

44:08

a table and eat dinner of him

44:10

while they watched starts with the i

44:13

nominate ago you could go go

44:17

and his his his eyes i up in the

44:19

department well he's a person who's in charge

44:21

of dissociative to disclose the other

44:23

we're whether he didn't know he'd probably order

44:25

to talk about was happening and in yes

44:28

, you know his mit he's a brilliant

44:31

guy who's in a completely wondered

44:33

what ah that's what they get off on nothing

44:35

is a not qualified for the job he asks

44:38

stenographer off his partner was

44:41

partner was there are recess humiliating

44:43

read as you know he is there some why

44:45

is that why is for people is my quest

44:47

brett how do you love somebody you want to humiliate

44:51

that's my question

44:53

people are always doing things

44:55

which like to the

44:57

which i encounter says the same

45:00

or counter intuitive

45:02

like how come in you know me you know the old

45:04

joke about them status and a masochist

45:07

they're in bed together the masochist

45:10

as hurt me the shader says know

45:15

really that was your brought me back to nineteen

45:17

eighty where the gulati similar just

45:20

was dealt with i was ahead i was yes

45:22

i in that instance i guess what he was

45:24

going to say dass sie that's what

45:26

i know that's what i've read at the beginning of

45:28

this you're too smart for the hollywood crowd

45:31

you know the job before they say it's are you like

45:33

a nurse ah that was like

45:36

her the last person i

45:38

told her to i to explain it

45:43

i mean all types governor to clock rest

45:45

of the

45:47

browse your brother your whole by ever

45:50

like i'm that

45:52

that's that's that's a remarkable

45:54

that i've often wondered about those

45:57

says straight what we think of a

45:59

strange behavior what a how

46:01

it

46:02

how it satisfies what

46:04

is the sad so the kinks

46:06

that people have there are men

46:08

with small penises god

46:11

pity them who their king

46:14

it is the may have the woman

46:16

like make fun of it

46:18

i guess is making the best for a bad this

46:20

was reflected because they they've got

46:22

us all vic official twitter

46:24

going to pretend it's a big dicks know

46:26

you're gonna buy but that's but that's want

46:29

the the woman to like just make

46:31

fun of your tiny talk your

46:33

little button caucus it

46:35

that the thing

46:37

i am puzzled that the

46:39

human behavior like that puzzles me now

46:42

course that can't relate to

46:45

what would your behavior of not having

46:48

a permanent or semi permanent relationship

46:50

right goes against

46:52

why size had serious relationship

46:54

you have it for a most most a year at know

46:57

that's as most live with someone i've

46:59

had relationships that were in over

47:01

three

47:02

five years where were you unit went out

47:04

with them we were with them palace

47:07

a little a slow services vs i was

47:09

never a cheater because it a cheater is a liar

47:11

and i'm not a liar i am many flaws my my life

47:14

so how lost our people generally

47:18

by the time the and you get like four more

47:20

years

47:21

i'm seventy riot we've established that

47:24

of l a c as was obvious you

47:27

, know thoughts i

47:29

know i'm we'll be ninety four okay

47:31

so you're always going to be ahead of me without me

47:33

you're you're you're talking about like like i'm going to

47:35

be catching up to you but it would never get average

47:39

know i average know i obviously

47:42

when you get to the bear mom and officially

47:44

a senior citizen as are you

47:47

ages and becomes a lisa

47:49

has for me become

47:51

an issue when i am something i've i've certainly

47:53

talk a lot about on my show as an issue

47:56

our last sort of prejudice

47:59

that you are allowed the have in this country is

48:01

ages of we are our country i think very

48:03

unique about this other countries in the

48:05

world most one hundred language entering i don't quite

48:07

low other countries venerate old video

48:09

for good reason because we understand as

48:12

the trade off than you were just sort of alluding to

48:14

your beautiful when you're young you're passionate

48:16

the beginning of the relationship and then it's which is

48:19

out now the that passion

48:21

one you can choose not to earth indulging

48:23

or or or do but the

48:26

one about aging you can't choose that's

48:28

going to happen you're going to be less beautiful

48:31

and unless you're a complete fucking

48:33

nincompoop you're going to be more

48:35

wise as you get older and

48:38

that's why we're older people again

48:40

or generated in most countries in the world you

48:42

know what this really feel of a wiser

48:45

as being of course don't

48:47

you know

48:48

stop it you have you're not you're

48:50

not wiser than you were you when you were thirty six

48:52

i don't know i don't know anything i

48:55

asked if somebody asked me for advice

48:57

i would say i i don't know what

48:59

to do i don't know i can't give you advice

49:01

because i don't know what i would do stuff with you

49:04

wouldn't get i'm going to give you some advice you need to go to

49:06

a psychiatrist because if you think you've never been

49:08

to a party or that you are not

49:10

wise and don't have advice to give i

49:12

think you're blocking things out know it's

49:14

not the has it's that realizing

49:16

that nobody knows anything well

49:19

that relatively yes or no

49:22

absolutely yes in a relatively

49:24

well as a relatively a little bit

49:27

absolutely nobody knows anything okay

49:29

the you know not to put your hand on a hot stove

49:32

then you learned something and that is

49:35

repeated throughout life

49:38

that you have you know about that guy who

49:40

says hurt me and the guy said no

49:43

he would enjoy putting his hand on on

49:45

the stove and he might say to you know how i

49:47

enjoy putting my hand on the stove should

49:49

i and you as a as ridiculous

49:52

but he says that i enjoy it the you

49:54

know what's better for him oliver

49:56

oh that is what your his early

49:59

eighties

50:00

the product who's who's just like so hippy

50:02

dippy i know lots

50:04

of shit and by the way lots

50:06

of people do solicit me for advice and

50:08

i'm happy to give it a

50:11

but it's what it's what a responsibility

50:13

the i know that is well whether

50:16

you would have is a i forget example visit

50:18

from erm woman i know mid twenties

50:21

he said to me or i ran

50:23

away from home when i was eighteen

50:27

there

50:27

can't run away from a comment or of

50:30

surpasses was riyadh of hours when

50:32

you're eighty four bullets or wings or and strong

50:34

about what they should be by a well should

50:37

be moose who should everybody

50:39

should have that's have big raise your child

50:41

he sees you're going by raise

50:43

your child should as is no sewage

50:45

in raising

50:47

how do you know you've never raised a child richard get

50:49

this shit canada

50:51

vancouver's as effective as

50:54

, is it was like a canadian way of

50:56

what are your friends or family either if you know

50:58

i'm still isn't about finding out what was

51:00

just running out of jail you had no i say

51:02

as no i didn't realize i don't know about ah

51:07

yes a human rights a human be

51:09

wrong

51:10

the i was so curious about your i

51:12

i i wanted to know more about you

51:15

and know you were a great i

51:17

getting we've ah lovely like that

51:19

ever isn't it amazing to like

51:21

sort of know somebody i mean i'm river you

51:24

doing my old show at the playboy

51:26

mansion you member that i believe i do

51:29

with it was her

51:31

the own guided concept to

51:33

like the of if you know it was number

51:35

back in the day when tv had

51:37

sweeps man

51:39

yeah i don't have suisse month of course

51:42

i don't think so because like who watches tv

51:44

it's all and streaming and you know everything

51:46

else so but like the month of february

51:50

may and november me and says

51:52

when they would take the rating rest

51:54

so they would like pump up every show

51:56

with the a special episode of

52:00

so we had to like do something special

52:03

on those months or at least once a year

52:05

and so we go out on the plate was shoes

52:07

the playboy mansion for a week

52:10

right away have was really just

52:13

he died at just the right time for as he

52:15

would have been me too real bad

52:17

they said the

52:19

yeah their military have gone after now

52:22

right grill like eat every year we

52:24

owe it to your room and like right before

52:26

he only seventeen right like the when the wealthy

52:28

the here know some fucking timing

52:31

anyway you know kevin burns

52:33

big heavy go kind of or very or

52:36

became go he was about three he

52:39

kevin you couldn't of or

52:41

he kevin was the producer of the of

52:43

the show became very friendly of what

52:45

show of or of midnight

52:48

thing at the playboy after dark

52:50

after dark the old yeah oh wow

52:52

and wow and he was he'd

52:54

go to the movies all the time did you

52:56

do and what you go

52:59

it'll be a

53:02

, on the flames look

53:04

at the hands hands

53:07

go to those parties at the blood

53:09

libel measure oh yes leave is

53:11

there a lot i was there a lot i mean people

53:13

thought i lived there which was preposterous

53:15

but they had five big parties a year

53:18

they had the midsummer night's dream

53:20

party in the summer that was famously lingerie

53:22

him and i wrote in the cave remember the game

53:24

in the boom the case him in the grotto

53:27

the grotto either

53:29

you are never at a party supplies are

53:31

you know about the k was because i was there

53:33

doing things i was there

53:35

working work at yeah well you

53:37

know them out your i was i was i was there

53:40

was a was that the early aliens

53:42

landed in the grotto it

53:45

was worth cj account bluff

53:47

above the never i was in my mom and

53:49

it was in was single i'd never ended up

53:51

there and i don't know why her

53:54

those girls the

53:56

girl the flat the valley by been as well

53:59

on it now bernie there

54:01

these are different than his work in the club's

54:03

okay there were no girls that are

54:05

playmates is the wearing or excuse

54:07

any boy i gotta get you

54:09

a canadian to party dictionary

54:12

because you are like agent years you go

54:14

to the blight okay so said there was five

54:17

big part is the are there was are halloween party

54:19

for like party million dollars million like all such

54:21

as gary shit and houses and

54:23

then there was there was years eve hardy's

54:25

go that's and he goes resin puppies

54:27

no no it was just about whole

54:30

heterosexual fast and

54:33

i would go to all the parties you know they would be invitations

54:36

and you go of the that i

54:38

would tend to live with the playboy whereas

54:40

knock him out the ammonia

54:43

lying on the floor yeah

54:45

deserve killing you and various culling

54:47

eludes coming out of various as calendula

54:50

like stuff yeah i mean well yeah

54:52

me you sound like you've always been a guy

54:55

who wanted

54:56

the a monogamous serious relationship

54:58

am i wrong

55:00

no i was i'm a guy who wanted

55:02

to go to a playboy party

55:05

and had a monogamous monogamous

55:07

what about that green shrek just tell

55:12

, you didn't have some of that when when

55:14

as it for legit have rubbed off of us

55:17

was that new member like what time of the day

55:19

you shut that scene like i know

55:21

actors or say it was like eight in the

55:24

morning it's her tongue was in my mouth

55:27

i remember the that but there have been

55:29

some beautiful women

55:31

over the years now and while i'm out

55:33

and ours and and yet the

55:36

even then

55:37

the long before the me to thing

55:42

there's something that's causing

55:44

my eyes to cross there is

55:47

a fighter like

55:49

right here

55:50

you see the , spider

55:53

loading

55:56

something in the you know but i've seen spiders

55:58

around as it megan korea

56:01

rights so i'll just make a quote you

56:03

know that when you start seeing the spiders bill

56:06

will , get busy and you know i'm

56:08

the one with the globe cigarettes assessed ah

56:11

but we were talking about back him about

56:14

yeah i live in another definition of were buckets

56:17

where the word bug is probably italia

56:19

with tunnel riotous it's serve ads

56:21

roman yeah it's the romeo a

56:23

joe such as if the greeks didn't have

56:25

the word back and are now that's a i think that's

56:27

a latin word but the greek certainly had

56:30

back and and whoa i mean and

56:32

much gay or i mean what we would call

56:34

what now we would call gay they just

56:36

saw it as putting my your deck and my

56:38

as i mean that that will persist with was not

56:40

like that was interesting in antiquity

56:42

have had a homosexual it's me know why

56:45

you kisses his efforts but

56:47

it early said we

56:50

, at glover and know is is

56:53

i was not know ever homosexuals

56:55

now ever been fond of a guy

56:58

now not a man like looked at

57:00

what when he means that with an ideal looked at it

57:03

i said that as attract now i ever

57:05

looked as a bc guy and said like as bad

57:08

as i am lucky

57:10

maybe it's just my generation or whatever

57:13

i am really do not have

57:15

a gay bone in my body i am a very

57:17

hungry hear somebody say

57:19

well done and i'm a very heterosexual

57:22

guy i'm a flaming heterosexual

57:24

we have been

57:26

you know i mean as white why we just

57:28

some us what have you ever get married because i like

57:30

girls

57:32

that's the reason i mean like some

57:35

people don't get married because they don't like girls

57:37

at all and some people longer america's

57:39

i liked them all along that's

57:42

it

57:42

so like know the idea

57:44

i mean i'm a little homophobic in that i

57:47

don't

57:48

you know i don't want to be touched by men

57:50

six ft home for a

57:53

, my ass the oven

57:55

about about there's no danger there you

57:57

know exactly and

58:00

the

58:01

you know what , a wreck

58:03

of a range of sexuality which i think

58:05

we all recognize nowadays i mean who's

58:07

there's like heterosexuals and there's

58:09

certainly homosexuals and people i'm

58:12

trans and we all wanna respect

58:14

and we do with respect them all but

58:16

you know the majority of people are still

58:19

item looks to me like heterosexual

58:22

people you know the

58:26

by a member of money made religion was i tried

58:28

to buy this song for one

58:30

of the scenes with this there was a great move

58:32

out thank you all that was the so

58:34

vacuous had a the i love i'm glad i

58:37

got the chance that they finally

58:39

walk walk around with a camera

58:41

yeah talk about religion interview these

58:43

people and i wanted to song i

58:46

think it was by wayne fine ten in the mine

58:48

vendors in there was a the purpose

58:50

serve a man is too low

58:53

though woman and her fifth

58:55

noble won't be member this on know

58:57

a

59:00

yard takes nobody somebody

59:02

really you know somebody really missed

59:05

a trick by not putting you

59:07

in more

59:08

comedies as you got older

59:10

like they did with deniro because you

59:12

have like that impeccable dry

59:15

canadian i mean that take

59:18

now , i'm very few people can

59:20

earn hit it like a badge badge

59:23

honor and it's not too late for thing

59:25

you know how to know i've done lot lot

59:27

of comedy my time and yeah but they should have

59:29

a franchise feel like bad grandpa

59:32

or you know something like that

59:34

where you live where you can do those

59:36

kind of tissue how much tissue hate being ninety

59:40

the ice age you are so you

59:42

oldest man and space of was a

59:44

single someone to to space i was courageous

59:46

i would have had an experience or most evolve

59:48

over with with why are these things to

59:50

get back to my frame about ages

59:53

and been urging like this is something

59:55

i frightened issue i try to raise the

59:57

last prejudice allowed

1:00:00

it's like people it's annoying

1:00:02

that people don't understand that

1:00:04

especially as we get age your

1:00:06

mileage may vary they

1:00:08

act like everybody over fifty

1:00:11

is in great decline so many

1:00:13

are because his america we are just

1:00:15

not a healthy country to begin we don't do healthy

1:00:17

things were not live healthy but

1:00:19

obviously it just depends

1:00:22

this could be ninety this can

1:00:24

be sixty be sixty i know people

1:00:26

that were forty five and

1:00:28

are fuckin old

1:00:30

you know it depends on how you live

1:00:32

as an individual i am sick and tired

1:00:34

of of that like your ninety

1:00:37

but that's see this as i up on

1:00:39

business was you're almost breathless

1:00:42

i could endure have a happy if i couldn't get

1:00:44

out of the chair

1:00:45

in two seconds when i'm ninety

1:00:48

of i'm even just here and i can sit

1:00:50

here and like not know what i

1:00:52

like of i didn't know how old you were it would

1:00:54

never crossed my mind i guess a when you look at somebody

1:00:57

spaces immediately gulf oh i went

1:00:59

to stop them or i was i are they don't

1:01:01

look healthy like this it would never it wouldn't

1:01:03

enter my mind that's as much as you can

1:01:05

ask for is that we just

1:01:07

had this conversation there's no

1:01:10

one second where i was like oh boy he's

1:01:12

lost a step thank you just said

1:01:14

okay that upset or have a i know

1:01:16

that this tunnel and i was ninety address

1:01:18

shitting my best know for a while

1:01:21

but be sending of off disease exams

1:01:24

i've talked to me

1:01:26

you know we've been here a while and i know the

1:01:28

time i don't know the every time i

1:01:31

have to because it's could somehow this

1:01:34

which has been

1:01:35

such a fucking amazing exploded is

1:01:37

other how is also a show about am

1:01:39

and i have it is the best ago will do anything

1:01:42

but you'll edit so do it again raddho

1:01:44

know adding anything i wouldn't

1:01:46

take one second out of it

1:01:48

i right cause then what subject i want to talk to you about

1:01:50

you if you have to bring this to end you bring it you

1:01:53

but subject would love to talk to you about

1:01:55

is the religious thing you did the being

1:01:58

it you say an atheist but you really

1:02:00

you don't mean an atheist doesn't believe in anything

1:02:02

you believe in the miss well that was that is

1:02:04

what an atheist as an atheist is just as

1:02:07

richard dawkins the most famous atheists as

1:02:09

like everybody else

1:02:11

there was all these gods the roman gods a greek

1:02:13

gods many gods in history you

1:02:15

all eliminated all of them i just go one

1:02:17

for it

1:02:19

i use also eliminate the last one and

1:02:21

he says even on a scale of one to

1:02:23

seven one being utter certainly

1:02:26

there's a god seven being

1:02:28

utter certainly there isn't there says i'm

1:02:31

says six point nine i would say

1:02:33

that's my position to

1:02:35

utter certainly no a cute we can't have that about

1:02:37

anything he says there could be a spaghetti

1:02:39

monster between here and alpha

1:02:41

centauri the could be

1:02:43

could be anything i don't know i always

1:02:45

say i'm in a pcs i combine

1:02:47

apathy and atheism i don't

1:02:49

know and i don't care what would your enemies with would

1:02:52

you can cause as as as as as

1:02:54

a without apathy because you

1:02:56

the passionately without while a

1:02:58

camera have examined ice religious

1:03:00

i'm a comedian because when i pitched

1:03:03

the movie with larry charles the brilliant married

1:03:05

charles had directed it i said

1:03:07

look religion the

1:03:10

comedy

1:03:11

hitting the side of a barn and

1:03:13

no one's done it if you can't make

1:03:15

hay and of you know a man lived

1:03:18

inside of a whale and you know

1:03:20

we're talking snake in the rift i mean

1:03:22

come on that's mostly what

1:03:24

my interest in it was arrived but

1:03:26

but they took you serious but personally

1:03:29

i don't care i don't care if there's a god

1:03:32

because i'll never know and i'm gonna live

1:03:34

the same way unless you'd like actually

1:03:36

came down or hit me with a bolt of lightning

1:03:39

urge to suck your here with my as other's

1:03:41

buttons buttons you're you're still

1:03:45

course to contemplate the questions the

1:03:47

eternal question so you and you don't

1:03:49

have an answer right on them as you're not forced

1:03:51

to can't avoid them what's gonna happen is

1:03:53

that they're going to enter your mind and

1:03:56

then you're gonna go i don't know yes

1:03:58

you know it could really make your head

1:04:00

hurt bill if you think about i

1:04:02

mean the universe we think we know from physicists

1:04:04

is fourteen billion years old right

1:04:07

know yes

1:04:09

that's the last point of light

1:04:11

that's that that is where the big bang theory

1:04:13

happened fourteen

1:04:16

billion years ago the the love

1:04:18

of telescopes as see in the constellation

1:04:21

thirteen point eight billion years away

1:04:23

right and like nurse right so that

1:04:26

sort of what

1:04:28

you're seeing is the full tom

1:04:31

of light guess thirteen

1:04:33

point eight billion light years ago

1:04:35

rice that constellation

1:04:38

has gone somewhere in that time

1:04:42

yeah well my point was going to be yes

1:04:45

the big bang theory happens at this point

1:04:48

where it's expanding okay so

1:04:50

if you really want to make your brain hurt

1:04:53

you would ask the question first of all

1:04:56

why like

1:04:59

why is there anything and

1:05:01

if there was not anything and why

1:05:03

is there a universe at all and

1:05:05

if there is not anything is that

1:05:08

something

1:05:10

these are questions that just make your

1:05:12

brain hurt so i don't deal with them

1:05:16

idea with oh shit i need ice

1:05:19

you know i mean i don't want to be that deep

1:05:21

you know i just can't go there with you with

1:05:24

got it as it as not gonna know in my life

1:05:26

sometimes it leaves him with us

1:05:28

what i came back with anything because i

1:05:30

believe by i'm sort of in gas

1:05:33

and i'm certainly i'm regretting me back to

1:05:35

that i mean you never heard the

1:05:37

end of the i'm in your

1:05:39

you know cage i mean this

1:05:41

is my man a i'm it's you're mad

1:05:44

king and aside their disaster were

1:05:46

basically i feel except that

1:05:50

the desert string theory so that involves

1:05:53

entanglement and that involves

1:05:56

vibration and that

1:05:58

involves the the to perhaps

1:06:01

make things vibrate that

1:06:04

gives you a parking spot at the restaurant

1:06:06

you're going to go to a guy pulls out you're pull in

1:06:09

you know

1:06:10

i've a feeling you're like johnny carson you

1:06:13

know this shit a lot more in

1:06:15

depth than the average person you're it

1:06:17

this almost is to you like what i am with

1:06:19

politics you know i mean

1:06:21

i know my shit inside out is why i'm

1:06:23

is so nice to be able to have this conversation

1:06:26

here with you because my show we let's be

1:06:28

honest it's for like d

1:06:30

, insider types you know it's

1:06:32

a political debate show mostly i mean

1:06:34

ask and the average person or even a celebrity

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to do that panel is like asking someone

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to suit up and play for the like reason

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with this like like dangerous

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yes would lie i was feeling the

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way i am with that you are with science

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i mean i'm of because like you're saying

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these things and unlike our vaguely but

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i'll never i'll i guess

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i just trusted like i trust

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the people like you and know

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the grounds of isis yeah and of the up

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with other people like who like ike

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i if you ask me about the big bang theory

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i'd be like it's was preposterous thing in the world

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that all the universe could have fit into something very

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small and then exploded but like

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i get it a day have ways of knowing

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this that this don't and

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i submit like you're smarter

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about this i yield you know you

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know it's a theory very

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but like it seems to be one they have coalesced

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around well it's big bang

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really you think it's controversial isn't as

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science repeatable absolutely

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necessary defences i know so i read

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the attic been and always

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up to be disproved that's why it's different

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from religion and better because

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, can disprove it so but so

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the bernanke is somewhat his idea

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what happened and there's all kinds of reason

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to think it happens but

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maybe a didn't is not repeatable

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the a the the the mysteries

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of why the universe

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our universe six

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the be expanding because what we can see

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is like was as expand

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only there was someone who could go where

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no man has gone before or down

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where many men any

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i write things you're in it's

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, added another watch that was reading

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the the hoped that that pretty

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about answer since you're so reluctant or

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this chair and since you are such an amazing

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gas and gas i've loved

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your for so long jenkins and i'm then i

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blow his majesty