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This is Co op

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Chronicles episode 7.

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Welcome back to

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Co op Chronicles.

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This is episode 7. I am Pint Eyed Geisha

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and I have Black Label.

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Hello. And Azalee. Hello.

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And today is A fantasy world living,

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being, surviving there.

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Yeah. Let me move this mic.

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Yeah, so, uh I'm gonna start

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off with some questions.

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It's about basically, you

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know What fantasy world

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would you like to live in? So i'll start off.

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Um with you geisha, uh If you

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could live in any video game

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or fantasy world Um, which

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would it be in and what why?

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That's such a hard

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question Because there's

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so many good ones. My first initial thought was

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would be like lord of the

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rings That one, but then Sailor

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Moon would be pretty cool too.

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I'd definitely be

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a Sailor Scout.

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Yeah. Uh, Inuyasha would

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be a good one. Harry Potter.

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Zelda. There's so many good ones,

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but my first initial one

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would be Lord of the Rings. Yeah, Lord of the Rings

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would be a good one. Mm hmm.

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Why? Um, because I want to be an elf.

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I want to be an elf in D& D.

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I'm always an elf. I'm the same elf

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every single time. And I don't know, I think

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it's full of magic and wonder

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and golem, goblins, goblins

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and golem and I don't know,

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dragons and dwarves and

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it would just be magical.

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Yeah. I'd be magical

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because I'd be an elf. What

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about you? I think my, my first thought is

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just immediately Harry Potter.

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I just really want to do magic. Yeah.

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I want to ride a broom. Simple. Straight to the point.

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Yeah. Okay. I think, uh, I think I

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would be like in Final

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Fantasy, like, again, I

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would like to ride a chocobo.

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Yeah. And I would like to have like

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some amazing hair, like Cloud,

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because you know my hairlines

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were sleeping, and uh, Cloud got

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that gravity defying hair just,

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yeah, I would like, I would like that. Or Sephiroth, he

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has beautiful hair. It'd be so funny to just picture

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you, you gotta get a wig and

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then put the hair like that. Oh yeah. Just to see what

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it would look like. Yeah, gotta do that.

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Yeah, I think I'll do that. Um, how Would you handle

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respawning after a defeat?

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And uh, have you ever

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ima imagined like a, uh,

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awkward phase of respawning? Or like an awkward

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place of respawning?

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Respawning, right? Is it respawning?

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Yeah, respawning. Yeah, like after you,

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like after you die and you respawn, you know?

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Respawn, yeah. Or are you talking like Like, um, I think maybe

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it's Halo where you respawn

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at different locations

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or like saving point.

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Here, I'll ask a different question. Alright, um, what would you, what

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would a typical day look

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like in your chosen world? What would you have,

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like, would you have any

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activities or any routines

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that you would want to do?

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But just keep in mind, I'm going to ask that other question again.

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No? Anybody? You want me to go? I'll go. So, um, I think like

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in a Final Fantasy, um,

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Which Final Fantasy 7? Any, any Final Fantasy,

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because they all can summon.

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Just the world. They can all summon, yeah, in the world. Like I would start my day off

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by like, you know, having a

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morning cup of coffee, talking

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to the Moogles, summoning,

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summoning Ifrit, asking him

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how, how's his day going, you

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know, and then I'll just go

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like, slay some little, Little

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cactuses and level up, you

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know, and then Marlboros in the

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Marlboros and just finish my

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day off just Eating some food,

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you know resting at the ends,

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you know, something like that.

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Yeah, I Think I would either one want

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to be a student still so I could

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like just go through classes at

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Hogwarts because I think that

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would be really fun or I would

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like already be out of school

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and You I would want to do

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my dream job of like, hunting

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poachers, like in the game. So you like, stop poachers

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from getting magical

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creatures and help save

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them and rehabilitate them.

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Rehabilitate them?

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Yeah. Um for me, Um, what, you know

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how there's three different,

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Races of elves, right? And I don't know which

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one I want to be. I don't want to be in the woods.

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So probably Rivendell, right?

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I'd wake up to birds a singing.

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Birds are singing. Birds are singing and tweeting

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about and everybody's happy

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and Maybe I'd go down and

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get some breakfast with

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some some flute playing

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What the in the background?

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All knowing why you have like something. I guess you wouldn't

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have a mission. You're just living there

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No, wait, I would

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be like a warrior.

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I'd be like, okay, I gotta

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go kill some gollum gob

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goblins I keep only saying

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gollum goblins that came

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into our our territory here. You'd be

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on like a Watch, watch duty. Yeah, be on the watch duty,

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but that's how I wake up.

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I wake up with like birds a

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singing and flutes a playing.

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Just a beautiful waterfall in the background. All majestic morning, and

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then I go out and kill a

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few Goblins come back all

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bloody and do it again.

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Sick. Yeah, sick story. Just have a cup of coffee.

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What about you? I already said. Did you say it?

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Yeah, she would be a student still. I would be a student or

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I would stop poachers.

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Yeah. Yeah. Because I said poaching. Yeah, that's right.

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So again, how would you handle

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respawning after a defeat?

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Have you ever imagined

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respawning in an awkward place?

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I wouldn't be defeated. Oh, okay.

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So you can just skip this question then. Um, hmm.

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Awkward places to respawn? Mm hmm.

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Mm hmm. Maybe, like, I would, I would hate, it

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wouldn't be awkward, but I would

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hate to respawn in the forest. I mean, it doesn't have to

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be in the same world, though.

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You could think of like another,

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yeah, you could think of another

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place, like another game,

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another venue or something.

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That would be weird. Oh, I think, I think, uh, like

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respawning in World of Warcraft,

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like in a goblin camp, because

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normally you respawn in like,

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uh, the graveyard, the little

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graveyard angel person, and

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they just run up to your body. But like respawning

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just like in a camp.

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Just a bunch of monsters. Yeah.

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That'd be pretty, I just think

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it'd be weird or pretty cool.

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Like they're cooking and you're like, Hey, what's up? I don't

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know. I don't know. I would not handle respawning.

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Well, I would freak out if

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it was in some unknown place.

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I was just like, this is not where I died. I, I don't know if this

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answers your question,

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but I would hate to be

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respawned in pan's labyrinth.

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Oh, I mean, that's

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still a different world.

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Yeah, that'd be interesting. Yeah, like I would hate to, or what's that?

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The old classic labyrinth? With the guy with the white

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hair and like all the, I'd

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hate to spawn in there. Mm hmm.

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That would be creepy. Mm hmm. Yeah. Um, how would you

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manage your inventory?

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What would, uh, what would you

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be the type, or, would you be

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the type to carry everything, or

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would you keep it like minimal?

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Are you gonna be like one of those people that just hoard everything?

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Like, uh I, for instance,

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think, uh, Like, it'd be cool,

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like, in Diablo, you would

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make extra characters, just to,

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like, have items, like, mules. So I'll just have,

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like, extra A line

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of mules like that in

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Baldur's Gate, though?

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Like, you just give your NPCs

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all the Yeah, exactly, yeah,

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I would just have, like, a mule, like, just carry

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my stuff, like, Hmm, you

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bot, take this, hold this. You're my companion,

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but you're my carrying stuff.

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Yeah. Um, I don't do that.

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I, well, when it comes to

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like, uh, gear, I just keep

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the most like highly rated.

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That would give me the boost in

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stats, but I do like to hoard.

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If it's like food items

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to give you strength,

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I hoard that stuff. Yeah.

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I'm kind of the same. Like, equipment wise, I will

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get rid of armor, weapon wise,

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I would save everything just

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in case I want to mix it up.

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Crafting materials, I save everything. I'd go out with like nothing

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and then just loot everything

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and hoard it and bring it back. Um, who would be the most

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interesting NPCs you'd have

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a daily interaction with

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in any funny conversations

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or quirks they might have? Can you think of any character,

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I can think of a character

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that I think would just be

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funny to talk to all the time.

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On Diablo, Deckard Cain,

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do you know Deckard Cain?

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Oh yeah. He's like, stay a

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while and listen. Yeah, he's like full of stories.

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Bro, you say that all the time. You say that every day, what do

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you mean? Oh, my camera's shaking

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because I'm bouncing my leg. Yeah, you're

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bouncing your stuff. I think, um, I don't know

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the characters names.

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I can't think of it right

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now, but the guys from Red vs.

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Blue. I would love to have them as

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like, just like, like, uh,

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part of my crew, because they

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would make me laugh so hard

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and they're just so dumb. That, that would be

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great though, that would be a good one. Um, I think for me it would

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be Cid, because he's like in

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every single Final Fantasy. Do you ever get to?

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He's always an NPC, isn't he? He has, he has

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good lines. Yeah, and he's kind of

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like blunt, you know.

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Mm hmm. I think I'd pick Cid.

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That's a good one. I like that one. Yeah, um,

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Which character from your

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chosen world would you choose

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as your sidekick and what

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kind of adventures or mischief

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would you get into together? Hmm, I would pick Toad.

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From the Mario Bros. movie. Oh my god, the movie one.

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We're going on an adventure.

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Oh god, his voice. I love

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it. I love it. What about you?

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Come back to me. I

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would think Final Fantasy IX.

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I would have Vivi. Little VB as my sidekick

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and we just run around and we

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casting little fireballs or

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whatever at people and like,

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bro, Bro, you cast fire on that

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tree, now the forest is on fire. Something stupid like that.

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I don't know. I think it'll be funny. Yeah, don't be taking mine.

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I don't know.

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Who would my sidekick be?

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There's so much to choose from. I mean, we could escape you.

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Who's your favorite character in like a game? And you're like, oh, that

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would be a great sidekick.

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Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Um, I have so many.

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Like my first one was, uh,

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the Witch King of Angmar.

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I really like him. Like, he's my go to, right?

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He's scary, but then I was like,

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maybe Shomaru, but then he's

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too like, oh, serious, you know?

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And then maybe like a

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Sailor Scout, maybe like

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Sailor, um, I don't know. Saturn?

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She's like death in the void.

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But I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.

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Uh, okay. Too many to pick. Yeah, yeah.

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Would you have a

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nemesis in the world?

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Uh, describe your showdowns or,

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or who would your nemesis be?

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Hmm. Obviously Sephiroth.

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If I'm in Final Fantasy world in general, Sephiroth. Sephiroth.

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I mean, I say his

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name in every episode.

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Yeah. Probably. Probably. So Sephiroth. Yeah.

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He would be my, uh, nemesis. Yeah.

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Understandable. Nice hair, bro. I'm trying to think.

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Do you know anything, Ezalee?

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I'm trying to think. I'm like, I feel like

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I would be so nice.

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Who would want to be my enemy? I don't know.

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Just find somebody goofy. Goofy.

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Yeah. I'm trying to think of like, who is the most annoying

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character I can think of.

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That would be my enemy. Hmm. I think

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I think the Joker

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would be a funny one.

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Oh yeah, he's scary too. Yeah, it'd be like hilarious,

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cause it's just like, the Joker.

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But, it's terrifying

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cause he's the Joker.

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Um Wait, I have an answer! No, I was, okay.

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Sidekick, my sidekick answer

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is Shippo from, um, Inuyasha.

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Yes, he would definitely

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be my, he's a little,

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little, little fox. Yeah, he would be my

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sidekick, definitely Shippo.

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And my nemesis would be Draco.

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Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.

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Um, what kind of quirky

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or ridiculous sidequests

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would you have to embark

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in your chosen world?

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Yeah. Uh, I can only think of like,

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just, I mean, you don't have to

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think of something like that, I

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mean, I know it's kind of hard,

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but I, I, War of the Warcraft,

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do something stupid, like find

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some booties, like kill some

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animals and take their booty.

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Just slice their booties off. Like a

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pig butt, like a roast. Yeah, I need like

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15 bear booties.

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People mount horns. Black Label's character

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just mounts booties. Yeah, but just mount

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booties, something stupid.

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I don't know. I, I would want, um, they're

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like, I need to make this soup,

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but I need these mushrooms, and

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they're like all across It's a,

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like, landscape, and so you have

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to, like, travel to really scary

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places just picking mushrooms. Mm hmm.

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And you have, like, a little book of pictures, and you're like, you and

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your sidekick are like, Does this look like the mushroom?

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Is that the one? Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I think it'd be pretty fun.

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Yeah. Mine is kind of

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similar to yours. My first immediate

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thought was potatoes.

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We'd go on an adventure

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for potatoes because you

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smash them and boil them

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and put them in a stew.

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So many things. You got to find all these, every fricking

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potato.

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No, that's from Lord of the Rings. He's like po tay toe.

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What? What am I thinking about? I don't

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know, but he, Samwise

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Gamgee is like, Oh yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You smash him up,

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put him in a stew.

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We'd go hunting for potatoes. Unfortunately, Stardew doesn't

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have cool lines like that.

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Yeah. Yep, um, What, okay, you, You

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have to pick a boss fight.

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Um, which boss would you,

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uh, want to fight and

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how would you prepare? Or, what would your strategy be?

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My boss fight would be

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against the Legend in

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Stardew Valley cause it is

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so hard to catch that fish.

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It takes me at least 10 minutes. So it's just catching a

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fish with your boss battle? Yeah, that's

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my boss battle. Me training to throw a fishing

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line and to like reel it in.

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Cause it, the fish

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goes up and down.

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You gotta get that foregreen. Yeah, it is really hard.

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Especially when it's like

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bouncing, bouncing. Up, down, up, down.

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It's the hardest fish to catch. Good luck. Yeah.

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What about you? Yeah. I don't,

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um, Do you want me to come back to you? Yeah.

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Uh, I would think

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of, uh, Diablo.

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From Diablo. Like, uh, I would just fill

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up on some potions and then

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my strategy would just run

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around in circles, screaming,

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hoping my traps would kill him. Or some sort of spell

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I cast would kill him.

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Just, yeah. I mean, you gotta think. You're physically there.

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Just running around Yeah,

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you're gonna get tired. I mean, there's no endurance

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bar in Diablo so I can

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just run forever You know, yeah I'm trying to think

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like I'd pick the easiest boss

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And how would prepare would be

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like nothing because it's so

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easy I would take the easiest

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boss and I'm trying to think

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of Like Bloodborne, what was

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the easiest boss in Bloodborne?

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They're all pretty hard. They're all pretty hard. They're all pretty hard.

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Why didn't you think it was Souls game for easy boss?

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I don't know, but that's

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initially where I went, right?

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But any easy, super easy, super

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cheesy boss would be my pick

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and I'd just be like, okay. Just bounce on Bowser's shell.

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Yeah. Or yeah, maybe like the

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first castle in the Super

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Mario NES where you just

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like, you jump over and you

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hit him three times and, oh, it's dead. Yeah.

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Yeah. Do some jumping

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jacks to prepare. Okay.

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Um, what power ups would

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you find and how would they

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help you in your adventures? The Superstar.

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From Mario. That's a good one. Oh my god. That's like a

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cheat point. Yeah. Okay, that's a good one.

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Cheating that. Uh huh. But it doesn't last very long.

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Yeah. That's the only downside. Yeah. I would,

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uh, eat like a giant egg,

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kind of like a Mario star, but

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it would turn me into a big Chocobo, and I could just run around and just step on people.

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Yeah, that would be fun. Just to have it. No, I would want the um, the

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leaf from Super Mario that

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turns you into like a raccoon. Oh yeah.

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And you can like fly with your tail. Oh, that's a good one.

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Super Mario had so many good like power ups, you know? Those are the best power ups.

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Mmhmm. Everything else is like

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Here's for your stamina.

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Here's for your health. Yeah, not as cool.

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That's cool. Or you can you can get the mushroom

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babe and just turn big

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for mario Maybe not a

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Chocobo, but you Chocobo

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though. Okay. Yeah. I don't care about

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being a giant person. I want to be a giant Chocobo.

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Okay. Okay? And then, um, What would you,

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uh, do if you encountered

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some glitch in your world? Kind of like, uh, What's that?

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Wreck it Ralph? Wreck it Ralph, yeah. Yeah, like, A little glitch.

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Yeah, what if you found a glitch? Share some, uh, Have

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you ever played a game

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with like a glitch? Or have you ever found

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a glitch in a game?

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No? No. And I know like Bloodborne

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has a bunch but I've

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never done them myself. Yeah.

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You should do a whole playthrough. Of speedruns?

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Yeah, of just speedruns

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doing like glitches.

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It's hard to do them though too. It is. Um, I think uh, It's not like

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a glitch that I've encountered

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but just, Like if I'm fighting

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monsters in like a Souls game

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like Bloodborne or Elden Ring,

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But they would all be stuck in

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like a moonwalk transition Yeah,

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just busting out the moonwalk

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doing michael jackson moves. That would be funny. Yeah.

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Yeah, that would be

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my favorite, uh glitch

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I mean, it's not like, it's not

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really a glitch, like, well,

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I guess it is, but just like

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when you're in a boss fight and

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it just catches on something

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and like, it's like the mobile

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thing, but it just stuck. Oh, yeah. Just walking in a wall

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over and over and over. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Yes. Remember the glitch in

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Elden Ring with the bird?

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Like I was fighting the bird. I have a clip of it. I was fighting the death,

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one of the death birds.

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And like, I pulled back, I'm on

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torrent and it jumped up to fly.

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And then it was like, Dead yeah died in the air.

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Yeah, and then I like in my clip

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you can kind of see my I

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move my character and i'm

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just like I stop and I pause

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and i'm just like What the

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just she was struggling.

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Yeah, because I was struggling

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right and it maybe was like

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three fourths Health, it

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had like one fourth left.

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No, it was almost done. Oh, okay. Yeah, and at the very end,

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I was far away, and I pulled

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back, and it like jumped up

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to fly and it was like, dead.

19:43

And it died in the air. Yeah, and I'm just like, what? Did it count as you killing it?

19:47

Yeah. Yeah. So that is the glitch I

19:48

want to just, it died.

19:52

Okay, um, if you, uh, if you

19:52

could choose a cheat code.

19:57

In your chosen world,

19:57

what would it be and why?

20:00

I never used any t codes really and oh,

20:02

no, I lied. I lied. I'm, sorry Okay, the

20:03

sims for unlimited money.

20:08

Yeah The the mother load

20:08

mother load control shift c

20:15

Testing enable testing cheats

20:15

enable true mother load mother

20:19

load mother load mother load I would uh Yeah, I would just

20:20

use like the final fantasy

20:24

cheat where you can get

20:24

like infinite gil Or like

20:27

a Don't you do that one? The old

20:29

school? Yeah. Oh, I never knew that. I can't remember how I did it, but I

20:30

know that was like a thing.

20:33

And then, um, in cyberpunk,

20:33

you, chase told me about

20:36

it and I forgot how he said

20:36

it, but you could like sell

20:39

something to a vendor, but

20:39

re I don't remember what he

20:44

told me, but I was like, man,

20:44

that, that would be a good one.

20:46

I never did it, but that would, it's so hard to get money on cyberpunk,

20:48

so that would be good.

20:51

I like the, I like the start

20:51

cheat where, well, it's not

20:54

a cheat anymore 'cause they. Patched it, but where previously

20:56

you could buy the catalog and

21:01

You had to get this one specific

21:01

wallpaper, and then it gave

21:04

you unlimited prismatic shards

21:04

What is that um prismatic

21:10

shards are like the like

21:10

hardest thing to get in the

21:13

game because it's like a 0. 1 percent chance of Mining it

21:15

or finding it and it gives you

21:19

like the galaxy sword, which is

21:19

the best weapon And then it's

21:23

like a universal love except

21:23

for like two people And um, it's

21:27

just like really hard to get

21:27

so it's nice to just have it at

21:30

your disposal when you want it Gotcha,

21:33

but it's not a thing anymore. Oh, yeah, they patched it.

21:35

Um, so What easter eggs or

21:35

hidden secrets would you hope

21:39

to find in your chosen world? I like the easter eggs were

21:43

it like, um You Where it ties

21:47

into previous games, or it's an

21:47

easter egg to your next game.

21:52

So, like, I would like easter

21:52

eggs maybe in my world of

21:56

like, what's coming up. You know, like,

21:57

my next adventure. I, I, I like those

21:59

type of easter eggs.

22:02

Like ghosts, scary

22:02

ghost story easter eggs.

22:06

No, like my one that first

22:06

comes to mind is in one of the

22:10

batman games they're um, one

22:10

of the arkham ones There's a

22:14

room and it's the joker and it

22:14

has like a little crib right

22:17

and there's like pregnancy

22:17

tests all around it Hinting

22:20

like maybe the joker and harley

22:20

quinn were expecting a baby

22:24

like those type of like easter

22:24

eggs or um kind of like um Um,

22:31

I can't think of one to like a

22:31

past game, you know, but I know

22:35

That Batman Arkham series had

22:35

a bunch of easter eggs in it.

22:40

Mm hmm. Um, what about you?

22:44

Mm, I need a second to think.

22:46

Okay, I like that easter egg's

22:46

like in uh, Apex Legends.

22:50

Where they Oh, the doggy. The doggy, like the, one

22:51

of the devs kept hiding

22:56

like dog pictures of

22:56

his own dog and stuff.

22:59

Cause he lost his dog

22:59

during the development.

23:01

Yeah. Or Kind of like, uh, you

23:01

remember Ready Player

23:05

One, how at the end, they

23:05

found that Ysrae, and it

23:09

was like the developer, it

23:09

had the developer's name.

23:13

Because back then, I, I forgot

23:13

what they said, I don't know

23:16

if it's true, but they said

23:16

developers didn't get credit

23:18

or something like that in the credits or something. Oh yeah, it was like against

23:21

The way, the, the people

23:21

that, I guess, pushed

23:24

it out, I don't know. Yeah, like way back 16 bit, I don't

23:25

know, that they could not

23:29

put The developer's name

23:29

at the end of the credits

23:33

or something like that. Yeah, or something like that.

23:35

I would just want to watch

23:35

like Some big battle in a game

23:39

that you normally do like the

23:39

Elden boss But you have like

23:43

a dance battle instead of

23:43

fighting you just dance off

23:47

with against him or something

23:47

like DDR Yeah, in Elden Ring.

23:50

Yeah, like something

23:50

crazy like that.

23:53

Yeah Yeah, I think uh, like what

23:55

you said, I like it when indie

23:57

games have easter eggs like

23:57

that where they it's like

23:59

they're animals And like a picture frame or something that you just randomly find.

24:03

I think that's really cute very much.

24:05

So, yeah, um Describe your

24:05

first day in this world.

24:09

How would uh, how would

24:09

you expect it to go?

24:11

Would you? have any funny encounters

24:13

or Something crazy happened

24:18

Um, yeah, i'm i'm going deep in

24:18

these questions like i'm trying

24:21

to get you to tell me how

24:21

how would your first day go?

24:25

Hmm in our selected world, or

24:25

can we change up our world?

24:29

Any world, any world, any world you want to go.

24:32

I would want to be an Elden ring

24:32

for this question, just cause

24:37

I wake up, you know, and I'm

24:37

like, holy crap, this huge map.

24:41

There's glittery gold

24:41

all over the damn place.

24:45

What is going on? You got these big ass.

24:48

Frickin, I don't know what

24:48

they're called with the

24:50

hole in the middle of them. You know, the skeletons, like,

24:52

yeah, I think it would be scary,

24:55

but I think it would be very

24:55

intriguing at the same time.

24:58

No, a hundred percent. Yeah. I think I would want my

25:01

first encounter in my

25:03

chosen world, which would

25:03

be Harry Potter would be

25:06

with the whomping Willow

25:06

trying to not possibly die.

25:09

Yeah. Car. Yeah. The car, you're in the car

25:11

where it's like in the, it just

25:14

like wax you out of the sky. Okay. Yeah, I don't know for mine.

25:19

To be honest like Elden Ring

25:19

sounds really cool to be in

25:21

especially since we're playing

25:21

the DLC Yeah, when we when you

25:24

first you haven't got there yet. Oh, no, you did. Yeah, you got there and then

25:26

like all you see is Graves.

25:28

Yeah, that that's the good one. Yeah, like you just see this.

25:31

It's just land filled

25:31

full of Thousands and

25:34

thousands of graves. Yeah, just like what do I do?

25:37

Like literally what do I do? Like literally it's sick I don't

25:40

know what to do I'd be

25:40

too scared of ghosts.

25:42

Yeah, that's pretty I

25:42

think that would be mine.

25:45

Yeah ghosts. That's a good one um, what Was the funniest way

25:47

or what's the funniest way

25:51

you can imagine getting a game

25:51

over screen in this world?

25:55

A what a game over like

25:55

if you die like, you know,

25:57

if you got to respond,

25:57

how would your game over?

26:00

screen be It would be if um Anytime

26:03

I died, even if it's not

26:06

in the bathroom, it's

26:06

just Moaning Myrtle just

26:09

laughing over your dead body. Oh, yeah.

26:12

Her voice is so annoying, too. It's so creepy.

26:15

Yeah. She's like, oh, you

26:15

think you got it bad? I've been dead for 60 years!

26:19

She's a creep, though. She'd be in the boys bathroom

26:20

looking at their stuff.

26:22

She's a little hoochie. She died young. She didn't get to

26:24

experience any of that

26:26

stuff. Yeah, she's a little hoochie.

26:28

Promiscuous woman. The poor, the poor girl.

26:31

Um, I can only think of, like,

26:31

something stupid, just like Kind

26:35

of like how you said Moaning

26:35

Myrtle, just, I can only think

26:38

of like a fat moogle just

26:38

laughing at me or something.

26:43

Just sitting there eating a donut. Just sitting there

26:45

eating a donut. Yeah, just looking at me

26:46

like, coulda did better.

26:49

Yeah, coulda did better. Coulda did better.

26:52

It's like I watched your fight, you did terrible anyways, so. Yeah, yeah.

26:55

You need help? Um, I think mine would be like.

26:59

Super crazy. I'd want the Johnny Depp mad

27:00

hatter just talking nonsense.

27:05

He's crazy, man. Yeah, just like talking random facts

27:07

until you push next or try

27:10

again, but it had to stay

27:10

there for like 30 seconds.

27:13

You have to listen to him

27:13

for like 30 maybe, maybe like

27:16

20 seconds of just random

27:16

facts and him going loopy

27:20

and then you can try again. Yeah.

27:23

Um, where would you

27:23

place your save points?

27:26

If you had save points, where would you place them? Would you put them in like

27:28

weird places, easy places, um,

27:32

just hard places to get to?

27:35

I don't know. I would put mine everywhere,

27:37

just because So you could just

27:37

respawn anywhere you wanted to?

27:40

Yeah, just because like,

27:40

we just started playing the

27:44

Elder Ring DLC, and they're

27:44

so far apart, and I hate it,

27:48

I hate like, oh my god, I

27:48

died, and Elder Ring is hard.

27:52

So far right and I die and I

27:52

die and I die and I die and

27:55

I have to go all the way back

27:55

And travel all the way there.

27:58

I place them like every

27:58

Like i've done it so many

28:03

times that I game up so far

28:03

I've died even just like

28:06

in the catacombs and just

28:06

a regular side dungeon Oh

28:09

my god, I've died like 30

28:09

times and I would just rage.

28:14

Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I don't know I think

28:14

I would put like a I I would

28:19

put it in high traffic areas

28:19

Yeah, so like if you pop up

28:23

you're like goddamn, oh my bad. My bad. I mean just people running

28:24

into Yeah, you're just bumping into him like my bad.

28:27

I think i'd put it near in like

28:27

major cities near merchants

28:30

So in case I died i'm like

28:30

right next to a merchant.

28:33

I'm like, all right. I know i'm gonna die again I

28:34

need like 60 more of those for

28:37

sure um For an ultimate

28:37

weapon if you can create an

28:43

ultimate weapon With funny

28:43

effects, what would it be

28:48

and how would you use it? I think it's just

28:52

something stupid. You know how, like, the chicken

28:53

that you squeeze and it goes

28:56

ERR! I was thinking that was like something that looks like a keyblade but

28:58

squeaks like the chicken.

29:00

So when you hit him it's like beep beep! Yeah, I was thinking like

29:02

a giant rubber chicken and

29:04

when you hit him it just makes some stupid noise. But it's like crazy strong.

29:09

You just murder them in one hit. Yeah.

29:11

Yeah. And everyone around you is just like, what did he just hit him?

29:14

What did he just do? Did that just squeak? Did he just hit

29:16

him with a chicken? What the hell?

29:21

Or like, or like there's

29:21

like one in uh, I don't know

29:23

if it's Elden Ring or if

29:23

it's One of the souls games

29:27

where it's like a finger. I think it is Elden Ring and it

29:28

flicks them It's like a giant

29:32

finger and you flick them. Oh, um, I know you're

29:33

talking about it's not an

29:36

elden ring Are you sure? I think it's an elder.

29:38

I don't know. I don't remember but I know

29:39

what you're talking about I don't know if it's elder ring

29:41

or it's another souls game or

29:43

something, but it's like a giant

29:43

finger and just It flicks them

29:50

See mine is completely opposite

29:50

i'd have like the moon blade

29:53

from I want to say Elden Ring

29:53

because it's like the biggest

29:57

Moonblade that they've had

29:57

in the From Software games.

30:00

And you know the, the opening

30:00

screen, like the voice where

30:03

he's like the dung eater, right?

30:06

I'd have that voice

30:06

with the music just

30:08

playing like, The Geisha.

30:12

Every time you hit somebody? Every time. That'd be so obnoxious.

30:15

The Geisha, The Geisha, The Geisha. No, like, at the end,

30:16

like when you die.

30:18

Like, when you die die,

30:18

it's like, The Geisha.

30:21

When you killed them? Yeah. Like, when they're

30:23

like dead dead. Oh, so they would just

30:24

remember that it was you?

30:26

It was like a triumph, like, yeah. The show was the Here .

30:29

Oh my God. That is, and like the Epic music

30:32

and The Deep Voice and

30:35

the The done guitar. Yeah. Yeah.

30:38

That was a good, yeah. How would you customize

30:40

your character? Would you have like cool outfit,

30:42

funny outfit, accessories?

30:46

Mine would look exactly

30:46

like my d and d calendar.

30:49

ca. Character. Calendar. Calendar, . Character.

30:53

Character. You got a D Calendar? What's on it?

30:56

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who are features,

30:59

features, honey, you just stop banging on your desk. You're making millennia

31:00

fall off or what's her name?

31:02

Is she showing in the video? Yeah. Yeah, she's there.

31:04

Nice. But you keep shaking the desk and she's gonna fall off and die.

31:08

She's pretty cute. Yeah. Meia Melania?

31:11

No. Isn't no me, MENA Mena Mena.

31:15

Oh no. I don't remember her name. Your maiden list.

31:18

She helps you. Yeah. Yeah. She's my maiden. I'm not

31:20

maiden list. She's my maiden. Okay. What would you

31:23

like to look like? Didn't you say your character in

31:25

Harry Potter is goofy looking?

31:28

Yeah, I would want to have a goofy hat.

31:31

Like the hat in Harry Potter

31:31

where it's like, um, like

31:34

a witch's hat, so it's

31:34

like wide brim, but the tip

31:36

of it doesn't go pointy,

31:36

it like has like a loop.

31:39

It's like a little curly Q at

31:39

the end, like a pig's tail.

31:43

I would want to look sick. Actually, I would want to wear

31:45

like a John Wick suit, like

31:48

all black, just black on black. Yeah, just black on black.

31:52

Just looking sharp as hell

31:52

with a top hat and a pimp cane.

31:55

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe even a little

31:57

monocle, you know? A little

31:59

monocle, like the,

31:59

like the peanut?

32:02

Yes, I was thinking of the

32:02

Monopoly, yeah, but like,

32:04

yeah, like the peanut. Like the peanut? Yeah.

32:07

And just like, top hat, monocle,

32:07

pimp cane, just spinning around.

32:10

Ooh, even a little cape. Ooh, yeah. Yeah.

32:12

A little cape. Hey, we've learned from the Edma mode that it is

32:14

not good to have a cape.

32:18

A short cape. A little short cape. Just maybe like

32:20

a little, like, right to the shoulder. Oh, yeah.

32:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, something a little,

32:23

something not too flashy,

32:26

but yeah, don't want to take

32:26

away from my suit looks.

32:28

Yeah. Yeah. My D& D character Is what is it?

32:33

It's a sun elf So just throwing

32:33

that out there blonde hair

32:38

Goat and tanny worships the

32:38

sun Yep Old like 414 years old.

32:43

Yep. Aren't I? I'm pretty old. You're older than I

32:45

am in D& D in D& D.

32:47

Yeah You're like a

32:48

thousand years old. What are you in D& D?

32:51

What's your race? Race, yeah.

32:53

Um, I'm a human. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

32:57

Um, what game soundtrack

32:57

would be in the background

33:01

music of your daily life

33:01

and how would it affect your

33:04

mood or how would it change

33:04

with your mood and actions?

33:08

This is, I think I

33:08

would have the freaking

33:10

elder ring soundtrack. I, I knew you were gonna say that.

33:13

It's amazing. I'd have Mario. 'cause it's so like, oh my

33:16

God. If you die, it's like, wait,

33:17

how does it go when you die?

33:20

Mm. Something like that.

33:23

I don't remember. I, I like the

33:23

underwater one too.

33:25

The Mario underwater. Oh, the water's the best one.

33:28

Yeah. You got the beat and stuff. Yeah. It would make me happy.

33:31

It would make you happy. Yeah. It would make me in a good mood.

33:34

That's like, cool. Well. Okay, why would it

33:36

why would it make me happy? I think the happy one is

33:38

just when it's like the first

33:40

stage and it's like dude. No, the underwater one

33:42

is the best Okay puts

33:45

you in such a good mood. It's a pretty good one.

33:47

Yeah. All right, whatever if not the best one. Uh huh What about you?

33:50

Um You might get tired

33:50

of hearing it, but I

33:53

would love the stardew

33:53

soundtrack The spring season

33:56

soundtrack is the best one. It's like all happy

33:58

and there's like a clap

34:00

every few seconds and

34:03

You know, I play SDU

34:03

with my music off.

34:05

Oh, do you? Yeah. You gotta, you gotta at least

34:07

listen to this, play it with off spring season soundtrack.

34:10

Yeah, I play with the, I'll have to play it. I play a lot of games with the music off.

34:13

The only game I don't play with

34:13

the music off is El Rain so far?

34:16

Yeah. Just 'cause it's so epic

34:16

when you're fighting a boss and stuff.

34:20

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty definitely. Pretty dope.

34:23

I definitely keep it

34:23

low, but I do like to

34:26

listen to it sometimes. Mm-Hmm? . Mm-Hmm. . Um.

34:30

What funny or unique skill would

34:30

you unlock as you level up?

34:35

To be honest, Uh, solo leveling.

34:39

I would like that style.

34:42

Actually that soundtrack is filthy too. Solo leveling soundtrack.

34:46

If you haven't watched, have you watched solo leveling?

34:48

Oh my god, watch that sound. The fights and the sound, or the

34:50

music they play, it's so good.

34:54

I just liked reading the webtoon. It's

34:56

really good, I will admit. But you'd be so OP'd if

34:58

you did it like that.

35:01

matters. I don't care about

35:02

not being OP'd. It's my world.

35:05

You in my way, you getting

35:05

pooed So if you haven't

35:09

watched Solo Leveling, he,

35:09

he, he like sacrifices himself

35:13

for these people, and then

35:13

he's like given a choice

35:16

to be reborn as a player.

35:20

And then like he's reborn,

35:20

but all of a sudden he sees

35:22

menus, kind of like a game

35:22

and stuff, and then he, he's

35:26

like, what is all this stuff? And they're like, if you fail

35:27

to do like a quest that it gives

35:30

you, you pretty much fight for

35:30

your life and you almost die.

35:33

Well, that's what happened to him. But then he ends up like.

35:36

Just leveling and leveling and

35:36

leveling and killing people

35:39

because everybody in that

35:39

that anime is like ranked so

35:42

there's like crappy ranked

35:42

or E ranked to S ranked and

35:46

he's He he's like rankless.

35:49

He doesn't have a ranked

35:49

but he's constantly leveling

35:51

so he's stronger than what

35:51

his ranked is showing Yeah,

35:55

that would be mine OP, yeah

36:00

What was the question? Oh my god, it was, uh, Uh, what unique skills would you

36:02

have as you unlock and level up?

36:09

I think I would like, um,

36:09

Like in D& D how there's feats

36:13

that you can choose instead

36:13

of ability score improvements.

36:17

Where each feat just gives

36:17

you some, like, um, A feat

36:20

where you can, like, read

36:20

all languages Or, or you

36:24

can like, jump 50 feet. I think stuff like that

36:26

would be really cool. I would like stuff like, feats.

36:30

Special feats. Yeah, that's a good one.

36:32

That is a very good one. Mine would be the force.

36:35

Oh, that's a good one. Just like, you reach

36:37

a, like a certain level

36:39

and you just get it. Yeah. Like slowly my force gets

36:41

stronger and stronger. Like at, like at level

36:43

one I can move a rock.

36:46

Yeah. You know, and then

36:47

level a thousand or

36:49

whatever, force choke. .

36:53

Um, for like your economy, if

36:58

cheat, how would you make, how

36:58

would you make a get rich scheme

37:02

or how would you make money? I'm a noble, high elf.

37:06

I have money. That's, that doesn't answer

37:08

that question. But if you didn't have money, if you didn't, you can't just fall on back on

37:10

popper like you had no money.

37:13

Yep. I'd be a merchant. For higher killer.

37:16

Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah, for higher killer.

37:19

Who do you need dead? I'll do it. You don't want to die?

37:22

Pay me double. Mm hmm. You want me to kill him?

37:25

That's triple. Oh my god, I feel like

37:30

You guys don't know Geisha,

37:30

but she's like five foot Four.

37:34

Five foot four. In half. In a half.

37:37

No, you're like five three. I'm five four.

37:40

Okay Anyways, like a

37:40

hundred and fifteen pounds.

37:42

Yeah No, not the scariest.

37:49

Yeah, but she's a killer for hire. What about you?

37:54

I would be like, I would um,

37:54

I'd be like those homeless

37:58

people on the sides of the road where they're like spraying car windows and

38:00

wiping it with newspapers.

38:03

Oh my god, this guy, you're messing

38:03

up my windshield bro.

38:06

Five dollars I'll go away. Just smearing it, smearing it.

38:09

Five dollars I'll go away. Five dollars I'll stop.

38:13

Um, I would have a Chocobo,

38:13

a Chocobo uh, taxi service.

38:18

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I know it's a good one.

38:20

Where would you get your chocobo though? How would you you would need

38:22

a lot of money to feed your

38:24

chocobo? Well, it I didn't explain

38:26

how I need to do that.

38:28

I'm saying this is what

38:28

I would do for my career.

38:30

Okay? If we're thinking

38:31

hypothetically, I would have what I do for

38:34

my career. I would have a chocobo farm and uh

38:35

Do some chocobo racing?

38:39

Yeah, no, but i'm a taxi service.

38:42

Yeah. Yeah, or maybe like do taxi

38:42

service and like mail delivery

38:45

You can be like a like a

38:45

amazon Yeah for chocobos,

38:49

you know, like, oh you need

38:49

me to send this to somebody.

38:52

Okay. I got it Yep, you heard it here first. That's what I thought

38:54

about not amazon. What's it?

38:56

Um something express from

38:56

futurama Comet express

39:01

comet express. Yeah from futurama where they

39:02

like deliver packages.

39:04

They go to different planets. Yeah Yeah, let's see

39:11

Um What's the funniest random

39:14

encounter you can imagine

39:16

happening in this world? What would be like, uh, I

39:18

guess something funny that

39:22

happened to you in a game

39:22

that you weren't expecting.

39:25

We've played so much

39:25

serious games lately.

39:32

So it's kind of hard to answer that question. I think, um, Hmm,

39:36

that is a hard one.

39:41

Maybe running into um,

39:46

You guys are stumped, huh? The lion from Narnia.

39:49

Yeah. Like what are you doing here?

39:52

Oh, that would just be random. Yeah, I guess. What is your answer?

39:55

Just something stupid random, like running into dancing goblins or something

39:57

just randomly stupid.

40:00

I don't know, that's a tough question. Wait, repeat the question.

40:02

I need to think hard about this question. What's the funniest random

40:04

encounter you can imagine

40:06

happening in your world? Hmm.

40:10

I guess like running into like

40:10

Goofy and Mickey, you know

40:13

how like on Kingdom Hearts

40:13

just running into a Disney

40:15

character Why are you even here? Yeah, but they help

40:17

you along the way.

40:20

We're not talking about that I think like in Harry Potter like when

40:21

you go to like You use any

40:26

kind of magic ability, I guess.

40:28

Like, I don't know. That's hard. It's such a hard question.

40:31

I don't know. Random encounter. We could just skip it.

40:35

Okay. Let me come back to that. Clearly you guys aren't on my

40:36

level of, you know, I mean,

40:39

obviously I didn't know either. If you had to foil a villain's

40:41

plan in a hilarious way, how

40:44

would you do it in your world? I would, um, my world is Lord

40:47

of the Rings, so I would make

40:53

a gajillion, bajillion rings.

40:56

And throw them all like on Find

40:58

it. Oh my god. Well, he wouldn't he

40:59

know though because it doesn't call out to him.

41:02

So he would know the ring, right? So that defeats

41:05

the purpose of your

41:08

well Yeah, it does right it calls

41:09

out to um, so he would know

41:14

which precious no, it calls

41:16

out to the The

41:16

witch the nargles.

41:20

No, not nargles. That's fucking harry. I mean they call that to all

41:22

the other people

41:24

Um When you're wearing it I

41:24

believe is when it calls out to

41:30

you and it tries to manipulate

41:30

you and control you if you

41:33

don't have it in your possession

41:33

like When golem lost it He

41:39

didn't know where it went. He didn't know for the

41:40

longest time, right?

41:42

He Suspected that bilbo took

41:42

it, but he didn't know for sure.

41:47

He just said we lost it, you

41:47

know So the ring calls out

41:50

to its master and everybody

41:50

who obeys Obeys its master.

41:55

Gotcha. Okay. I think.

41:57

No, that makes sense. Seems pretty good. It sounds, sounds like you

41:59

know what you're talking about.

42:02

I don't know for sure,

42:02

but that's what I think.

42:04

I don't know. She said nargles, guys. I don't believe her.

42:06

Yeah. Nargles from Fairy Pony.

42:10

Helps me see the nargles. What are they called?

42:12

I'd replace a Sephiroth sword

42:13

with a giant noodle.

42:16

Like a pool noodle? Like a pool. No, like a spaghetti noodle.

42:19

Oh, just like a giant spaghetti noodle. Just a flat spaghetti

42:22

noodle. Spaghetti noodle. Yeah. Or the hard one.

42:24

No, the cooked one. The cooked one. Take bites out of it.

42:27

Yeah. I would like a spell. Like, if I was fighting

42:30

against like a Slytherin,

42:32

I want a spell that turns

42:32

their wand into a hot dog.

42:36

Mmm, okay. Yeah, that's a good one.

42:39

Um. Eat this! If you could join a clan

42:40

or a guild from any game.

42:45

What would it be and why? Um, I would want to join the War

42:48

Sworn from Kingdom of Amalur.

42:54

Is that the group that you talked about? No, those are

42:56

the Tuatha. Those are the bad guys.

42:59

The War Sworn is a faction you can join. But it's just a bunch

43:01

of war, uh, soldiers.

43:04

Um, but they got some cool,

43:04

uh, like, um, treasuries.

43:08

So you can get a lot of loot. Loot! We want them professor plums.

43:12

The purples. The purples. The purples.

43:15

Um, I would want

43:15

to join, um, what's

43:18

that group's name in Skyrim? Um,

43:22

the assassins guild. No, what are they?

43:26

Companions where you

43:26

could turn, they turn into

43:29

werewolves or whatever. I would want to join that,

43:31

that, that little guild.

43:35

Yeah. So I could turn into a werewolf.

43:38

Yeah. I would join the boys

43:39

from Final Fantasy 15.

43:43

But like, scoot over. I'm in the car now, too.

43:46

Oh, that's not a guild, though.

43:49

Well, they're a whole faction. It's a whole city.

43:52

They're a clan. They're like one nation

43:52

going against another nation.

43:56

She's joining a boy band. No, they're a part

43:57

of a whole nation.

43:59

Okay, okay, I'll just,

43:59

I'll accept that.

44:02

I'll accept it. He's the prince of a

44:03

whole entire nation.

44:06

Okay. Sent to marry this girl. Person this chick.

44:08

I don't know what her thing is. Yeah Uh, which dungeon or raid?

44:13

Uh, would you most look

44:13

forward to tackling and how

44:16

would you prepare for it? I mean you could pick a world.

44:20

I don't know if you guys know dungeons. Mine would be the

44:22

uh, queen Yharnam

44:26

Oh bloodborne. Yeah just because It's a pretty

44:28

cool fight to be honest.

44:32

Yeah, it is pretty cool. Yeah Hmm What about you?

44:36

I don't know. I don't know. I can't think of any dungeons

44:36

off the top of my head.

44:38

I think I would think,

44:38

uh, uh, Naxxramas.

44:41

What's that from? World of Warcraft.

44:44

Oh, I didn't play well. Yeah, that'd be cool.

44:47

I have, uh, I don't know,

44:47

bring a pet, you know, as a

44:53

support pet because I'm going

44:53

to die or something stupid.

44:55

I don't know. Bring a

44:57

healer. Well, obviously ma'am, if

44:59

we're thinking statistically,

45:03

we need like three healers. Bring a level four cleric.

45:07

Oh my God. That's not how wow works.

45:09

Okay. Come on. Um, if you had to celebrate

45:10

a holiday or a festival in

45:14

this world, what holiday would

45:14

you bring in or would you

45:19

use, like, you could use a

45:19

holiday that's in this place

45:22

or your own holiday and why? I would jump into Azzy's World,

45:25

Harry Potter, for Halloween.

45:31

Oh yeah. I think that would

45:32

be insane and crazy. Yeah, I think any holiday

45:34

in Harry Potter, like it's

45:37

so cool for Christmas,

45:37

or like winter time.

45:40

They have like the snow

45:40

falling in the Great Hall.

45:43

I think that's amazing. Um, since I like play a

45:45

lot of WoW, and I like to

45:48

drink a little bit, uh,

45:48

They have like brew fests.

45:52

October fest. Yeah. They have like the Azeroth brew

45:54

fest and I'll just go in there.

45:57

Just get wasted. Yeah. Just drink with the

45:58

Tauren, you know, chat

46:01

it up with some undead. I'm like, yeah, yeah, man,

46:02

I could have had her bro.

46:04

She just left me, you know,

46:04

just drinking, win contests.

46:08

But yeah, um, if you could

46:08

swap places with any game

46:12

character for a day, who

46:12

would it be with and why,

46:15

or who would it be and why I would pick a sailor scout?

46:22

A sailor scout. What was that? Oh, okay.

46:24

Why I want to, I want to be a sailor scout.

46:27

I want to have crazy powers. I would pick sailor Jupiter

46:29

just because she's pretty cool.

46:34

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

46:37

Yep. I'd definitely be a sailor

46:37

scout from sailor moon

46:40

kill some, some, I don't

46:40

even know what they are.

46:43

They're not bad guys. Kill bad guys.

46:47

Yeah. I was going to say demons,

46:47

but they're not demons. Aliens, technically, right?

46:53

Mm hmm. They're from different planets.

46:55

Mm hmm. What about you? Um, it's not from a game.

46:58

It's from an anime, but I think

46:58

I would want to trade places

47:01

with one of the Claymores. Oh my God.

47:04

What an underrated anime. It

47:06

would be so cool. Cause you're like, kind of,

47:07

you're technically like super

47:10

powered and you got a big

47:10

sword and you got crazy powers.

47:13

But you're turning into a monster. Yeah, but it's okay.

47:16

It's worth it. We should watch that. If I can control it,

47:17

everything's okay.

47:20

Yeah. Um, I think I would,

47:22

uh, swap with Geralt,

47:25

you know, the witcher. And I'd like to see what

47:28

monsters, monster hunters

47:31

and stuff like that. We'll have all the ladies all

47:34

over you. Yeah.

47:38

Um, I think it'd be cool with

47:39

the, his like gifts too.

47:41

Yeah. Um, If you could have any

47:42

pet from your chosen world,

47:46

which would it be and why? Moogle.

47:50

Moogle? Is that Moogle or Mogul? I don't know. I've

47:53

answered this before. A Thestral. Oh, the horse thing?

47:57

Yeah. That would be a Moogle. That would be my pet.

47:59

Yeah. Um, what about you, babe?

48:03

Moogle! Moogle. Oh, yeah.

48:05

My always like in a good

48:05

mood and happy mood.

48:07

And they, they

48:07

seem like cuddlers.

48:10

Yeah. I think I would pick them up too.

48:12

Cause they're like, they can fly. They're cute. They always be like,

48:15

cool. Is that what they say?

48:17

Kupo Kupo. I think so. Yeah.

48:20

It sounds familiar. Mm. Um, who do you think

48:22

is the funniest NPC

48:24

in your chosen world? And why? Money is Sam.

48:31

No, Mary and Pippin. I don't know.

48:35

I think Neville Longbottom. Neville Longbottom,

48:37

that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, cause he's just like

48:38

so He's so like, unfortunate

48:42

all the time, and it's

48:42

just so sad but funny.

48:45

Yeah, uh I think I would

48:45

choose, um, the fat

48:50

guy from Resident Evil. Cause he's like big,

48:52

and he's like stuck in the little caravan.

48:55

Oh, the merchant guy? Yeah, the merchant guy. Oh, the duke.

48:57

The duke. The duke, yeah.

48:59

He's just big. What was his purpose?

49:02

He didn't even have a purpose. He was just a merchant.

49:04

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He had his own ways, and he was

49:05

just like Popping up in and out.

49:09

That's why, yeah, that would be,

49:09

that'd be pretty funny to me.

49:13

Um. I did read, um, something that was

49:15

saying that the Duke,

49:17

cause, what was it? So, in the village, right,

49:18

there was like different houses.

49:24

And I did read, like, a

49:24

conspiracy theory where the

49:27

Duke was the last house.

49:29

He was, like, the last

49:29

member of the house that

49:31

wasn't in the story. Get what I'm saying?

49:33

So let's say, like, there

49:33

was, what, there's the Lady

49:36

Dimitrescu, there's the

49:36

horse guy, the doll, and

49:41

then the underwater one. So there's four houses in

49:42

the main story, and I read

49:44

a theory that the Duke was a

49:44

fifth house, but he just chose

49:48

to be neutral or something. I don't know.

49:51

Cause if like in the car,

49:51

you can see a, uh, a house

49:55

like crest or something. Pretty interesting.

49:58

Yeah. What about you?

50:02

Um, wait, what was the question?

50:07

Who do you

50:10

think would be the funniest or

50:10

oddest NPC in your chosen world?

50:14

Oh yeah. You did say Neville Longbottom. Jesus, man.

50:16

Um, if you could eat any food

50:16

from a world or your chosen

50:20

world, what would it be and why? I need food.

50:24

I think one of the, the

50:24

Weasley's creations,

50:31

they're like candies,

50:31

just something fun.

50:33

Cause it would be like a surprise. Yeah.

50:37

I think, uh, I guess it's part

50:37

of an anime, but, uh, Like

50:42

dragon ball or like one piece

50:42

they'd be, when they be eating,

50:45

they'd be eating like mounds of

50:45

food and it just looks so good.

50:48

Mm-Hmm. . Sanjay's like the best cook. Yeah, exactly.

50:51

So, I don't know, something like that could whip you up anything.

50:53

Mm-Hmm. ,

50:55

maybe a ramen from the rudo. Yeah.

50:59

He makes it sound so good. Yeah. He eats it every day.

51:01

Yeah. Yeah. Um, which game merchant would

51:02

you trust the most and why

51:05

would you try to hag, or what

51:05

would you try to haggle for

51:09

Um. I like the, the, um, I

51:11

like the merchant from

51:14

Resident Evil 4, where he's

51:14

like, what are you buying?

51:18

Oh yeah, yeah, that guy, that's

51:21

another good guy that I was thinking about. I would trust that

51:24

guy with my life. Yeah, I actually think I would

51:26

pick that guy too, and I'd

51:29

always be trying to like get

51:29

the rocket launcher on like

51:32

a, like a discount, like, yo

51:32

bro, come on, let me, You see

51:36

me out here fighting zombies,

51:36

trying to save the planet,

51:38

or the world, or the city. Yo, hook me up.

51:41

Yeah. Um, mine would be E.

51:43

G. from Elden Ring. Cause he's like this

51:45

big dude, right?

51:47

But he's so, like,

51:47

soft spoken and nice.

51:50

He doesn't seem violent at all.

51:52

And he's like, step back,

51:52

because when I get to work,

51:55

you could get in danger. Sells things at a

51:57

reasonable price. Yeah.

52:00

Yeah. Um, if you had a hidden

52:01

treasure in your world What

52:05

artifact or treasure would

52:05

it be if you found it?

52:08

Or like what would, what

52:08

would be the most exciting

52:11

artifact or treasure that

52:11

you find in your world?

52:14

If I could find a sonic screwdriver. Oh, it's over for everyone.

52:18

What's that from? Doctor Who. Oh, okay.

52:22

I don't watch that. Yeah. What does it do?

52:25

It's literally like

52:25

a sonic screwdriver.

52:28

So it's like some futuristic

52:28

looking screwdriver.

52:31

And he just like points at things. Like if I pointed at

52:32

this, I would somehow fix

52:34

it or I would make it do

52:34

something totally different.

52:37

But it would work. Okay. Yeah.

52:39

What about you, Geisha? The wardrobe to Narnia.

52:45

Oh, okay. Just cause like two

52:46

worlds in one, right? Yeah, that'd

52:49

be kind of cool. You just find it in a random bedroom. Yeah.

52:52

Like, oh, okay. Yeah, I would uh, I would

52:54

want to find like the

52:56

Triforce from Hyrule. Just because it's cool

52:59

and it has powers.

53:02

Yeah. You know. Yeah, that would

53:04

be mine, whatever. If you could have any

53:06

mount from a game, what

53:08

would it be and why? Chocobo!

53:11

I would be a chocobo. Chocobo. Oh, no, ooh, a dragon from like

53:12

Skyrim would be really cool.

53:16

Just ride a dragon. I would still be a chocobo.

53:19

Yeah. It'd be a dragon from Harry Potter. That'd be pretty cool.

53:22

Yeah, yeah. Two versus one. We win.

53:26

Um, if you could recruit

53:26

any ally from a game,

53:29

who would it be and why? It's just Shelmeru.

53:33

Oh my God. Okay. He's like a neutral ally though.

53:37

I feel like I'm very neutral too. I don't know, you

53:40

like to kill people. That's true. Yeah.

53:43

I guess you're neutral in your feelings. I'm neutral in my decision.

53:46

Yeah, you're like an assassin from

53:46

higher, so I don't know

53:48

what you're talking about. But I'm neutral, like, if I don't care.

53:52

She has no sense. She'll kill anyone. Yeah, for real.

53:54

I'm, I'm neutral to who

53:54

I, Who is You assassinate?

54:00

Assassinate. Who I assassinate. I'm just trying

54:00

to throw the who I

54:03

murder. Who I assassin. Um, I would recruit Tingle

54:05

from, uh, Legend of Zelda.

54:08

Just cause. Tingle. What?

54:11

Tingle. He's the little he's

54:12

the guy from Legend of

54:15

yeah, Legend of Zelda. The, uh. I don't know how to

54:18

explain what he looks like. If people play this, they

54:20

know who I'm talking about.

54:22

Okay, I don't know who you're talking about. Yeah, so I'm not explaining it to you.

54:26

Explaining it to you. Who did you say?

54:29

Um, I don't remember her name.

54:32

Um, she's in the Final Fantasy

54:32

movie with Cloud and Tifa.

54:37

The, the, like, uh, ninja girl. Oh, Yuffie.

54:41

Yuffie, yeah. Yuffie. Yes, I would pick her.

54:43

She would be so fun. And she's, like, energetic.

54:45

She steals from everybody, though. energetic, though.

54:47

She's so happy. I would be happy just

54:49

being around her. Yeah.

54:51

If you could take a vacation

54:51

in any game world, uh,

54:55

where would you want to go and what would you do? Or why would you

54:57

want to go there? That's a hard

55:01

one. Stardew Valley, so

55:02

I can farm all day.

55:04

So you can farm. I want, I want to go to that.

55:08

You remember in Final Fantasy

55:08

VII, there was like this one

55:10

area that was just a beach? Costa del Sol.

55:12

Oh yeah. In Final Fantasy VII.

55:16

Just lounging on the beach with

55:16

some, some little hot baddies.

55:19

Some little block baddies. Sipping on some potions.

55:23

Yeah. Um, mine would be, um.

55:30

I don't, I don't know if

55:30

it's an island or not, but

55:33

if it's an island, it would

55:33

be the Camp Half Blood

55:38

from, um, Percy Jackson. You guys know what

55:41

I'm talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, especially, like,

55:42

the movie one where his

55:45

house is like, On the lake.

55:48

Mm hmm. It's like open and it

55:49

looks very pretty cool.

55:51

Yeah, that's where I

55:51

would be like in his

55:53

Percy Jackson's Poseidon's

55:53

house that's on the lake

55:57

Yeah

56:01

Yeah, um, who would your

56:01

most unlikely hero be in

56:05

your world Tom Tom Nook

56:05

from uh Animal Crossing.

56:10

Animal Crossing. From Animal Crossing.

56:13

Yeah. It wouldn't be Isabella?

56:16

No. It would be Tom Nook. Or Isabelle?

56:19

Sorry, not Isabella. Yeah. Timmy and Tommy,

56:23

they're pretty good too.

56:25

What, from what? That's from, um, the little,

56:27

the little shop ones.

56:29

The little ones. You guys cannot

56:31

steal my, my show.

56:33

No, I was just saying. I think that would be cute.

56:36

Like, the whole world would be cute. But just imagine Tom Nook just

56:38

saving the world. Yeah.

56:41

One at a time. And it's gonna

56:43

cost five million. Five million, what is it called?

56:46

Bells? Bells, yeah. I'll save the world, but

56:47

you gotta pay me five million bells when I'm done.

56:51

Yeah, now you're in debt. You could take a loan. Yeah, you could take a loan.

56:54

He just And pay it back slowly.

56:57

Just putting villains in debt, you know? Mm hmm.

57:00

Unlikely hero. You can go. Um, I would want it to

57:02

be, um, Isn't the king

57:09

in Overcooked, the, the

57:09

toast, the piece of bread?

57:12

No, what was he? Or he's like a, he's an onion.

57:15

Oh, he is an onion. Yeah. I know he was circular bread.

57:18

You're thinking of the unbred. Damn bread. Oh,

57:20

maybe the unbred game is so

57:21

hard with two people.

57:24

I know you eat it cross

57:24

platforms to switch.

57:27

Yeah. I got it. I got to get my headphones

57:27

so we can communicate.

57:31

That'd be fun. Yeah. So you guys can yell

57:32

at me at the same time. Jonas!

57:35

We said chop it! Throw it over.

57:37

God, you keep throwing it off. Yeah.

57:40

What about you, babe? Um, Lego Alfred.

57:48

That's a good one. Or the main dude from

57:49

the Lego movie.

57:52

Oh yeah, the

57:52

everything is awesome.

57:55

What's his name? I don't know his name.

57:57

Yeah, but it would be like a Lego figure. He was

58:00

a regular guy. He was a regular guy.

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Um, If the main villain turned

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out to be a misunderstood

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hero, how would that change

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the story in your world?

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What if like Sephiroth

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was misunderstood?

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What if he was like, He was

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doing it for the greatness

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and we nobody knew I mean we

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know he didn't but if he did

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you just have like a Deep

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conversation like man you had

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it you had it all wrong man. Can you pass me the tea?

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You know? Just something

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Stupid, I don't know.

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I think um If Baltimore was

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just misunderstood, oh my god.

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Yeah, yeah, if he was

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not just killing these

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people for no reason. He's like, this wasn't a, like a

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group of people killing, we were

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supposed to just be a book club. It got out of hand.

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I didn't know what to do now. He just started off.

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He just couldn't stop. Yeah. What

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about you, Miss Geisha? I don't know.

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You're deep in thought over there. I am. I see you deep in thought.

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My gears, you see my gears? They're like moving slowly.

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I don't know.

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Okay. Repeat the question one more time. If a villain turned out to

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be a misunderstood hero, how

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would that change the story? My first initial thought goes

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to, uh, because we've been

59:22

playing Elden Ring, right? So would go to, uh,

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Queen, Queen Merica.

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Mirka.

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Mirka? Is that her name? Right? Because all this chaos started.

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To me, she might be

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a villain, right?

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To me, she's like the villain

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because she pretended to be.

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Radigan. Radigon. They are the same person. They're the same person.

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How is that even possible? I don't understand it.

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I don't want to know. You don't got to go into the

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lore, but to me, my answer is

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if you just stayed one person,

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maybe it wouldn't have been bad.

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She had babies with herself. Exactly.

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So they're not demigods. They're full gods.

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So it's just so confusing.

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So it's like just

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stay The queen.

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This is your fault. One person. Just stay one person.

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And then everything would have been fine. There wouldn't have

1:00:11

been a shattering or

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the ring splitting. Everything would have been okay.

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Yeah. Yeah. It would have. It would have.

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Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think we already talked.

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No. Festivals? Or did I say holidays?

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You said holidays. Or festivals. You said holidays and

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festivals. Okay. Okay. Um. Let's say I have one more.

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If you, uh, if you could pull

1:00:33

a prank on any game character,

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who would it be and why? Or what would you do?

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I would, uh, hmm, I don't know.

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This is a hard one. That's a hard one. If, um, every time Cloud sat

1:00:43

down, I would want a whoopee

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cushion under the seat cushion,

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so whenever he sat down it

1:00:49

sounded like he was farting. Yeah, that would be,

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that would be funny. Or maybe, you know, in the game

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he has to do the The exercise.

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Oh yeah. So every time he

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does it, it's hard. Oh my god.

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It's just a He's just like Toot. You know what I'm

1:01:00

talking about, right? Yeah. It's like a competition

1:01:02

and whoever can do the

1:01:04

most of his little oop,

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up, down, up, down, up,

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down, up, down. He's tooting the whole time.

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Yeah. Um, I think I would

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like change somebody's

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outfit to be ridiculous. Like, Ganondorf, you know

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Ganondorf from Zelda.

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He's always like evil, like put

1:01:19

him in like a ballerina outfit.

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Or just somebody's

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outfit into like a tutu.

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It would be funny. Yeah. Bowser, anybody.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

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I'm not creative. Yeah,

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I don't know. Okay. What about you guys? Do you have anything that,

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do you have any answer?

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She did, she said it! The whoopee cushion, the

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whoopee cushion on Cloud when he goes up and down and up

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and down and up and down. Oh yeah, and then

1:01:46

you went on with it. That's why I thought it

1:01:47

was, I thought it was yours because you stole it from her.

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No, I was just saying. She was just adding to

1:01:51

it to make it funnier.

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Yeah, like that. Yeah, that's all I got.

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That's all I got for now. So, um. I have a question.

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Yeah. Oh, maybe we already

1:02:01

answered this. Like, hands down.

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What world in one video game

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and one movie would you be in?

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I mean, that was the first question. No, that's true, but one of each.

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Like, if you said

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a game, what movie?

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I said a movie, so what game? I said Final Fantasy.

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So what movie world would you be in? You said Harry Potter, right?

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I Yeah, as at Harry Potter.

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Would that go for both? The movie and the game?

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No, it has to be separate. I was thinking about the movie. Yeah, the movie.

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I would choose a different game. Mmm.

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Yeah. So, movie.

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I would say what book too, but that's a

1:02:46

huge, huge genre. Yeah.

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Man, I would really want

1:02:48

to do probably The Hobbit.

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I guess like, the Lord

1:02:52

of the Rings hobbit.

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Hobbit slash, yeah, mine kind of

1:02:55

includes like, hob, like hobbit

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and Lord of the Rings, you know? The hobbit seemed a more happier

1:02:59

era, cause it wasn't like,

1:03:04

war at the time with like, the

1:03:04

whole fellowship of the ring.

1:03:07

Mmhmm. It was just like, oh. It was like a good old time.

1:03:09

Yeah. Getting roasted by some giants.

1:03:12

Yeah. Just having a gaggle.

1:03:14

You didn't have to worry about the dragon

1:03:15

unless you went to the gold,

1:03:17

got the gold and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably the Hobbit world.

1:03:20

The Hobbit, yeah. What video game would

1:03:22

you live in Stardew as?

1:03:24

No, um, I would probably do I

1:03:24

would like Stardew, but I would

1:03:29

do um, I would do something. I really like Until Dawn.

1:03:32

I think I would do

1:03:32

that like scary Yeah.

1:03:35

Exhilarating. Or like the quarry.

1:03:37

One of those. You're crazy man. Something scary. Yeah.

1:03:39

Something like. Just trying to survive here. Get your hot pump in.

1:03:42

Yeah. Just trying to survive every day. Yeah for funsies.

1:03:45

Just for funsies. Make a choice every

1:03:45

freaking 30 minutes.

1:03:47

Like oh god I killed him. See what happens. Left or right.

1:03:49

Yeah. Gotta find those tarot cards. Yeah.

1:03:52

Or those totems. Yeah. Yeah. What about you?

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Mine would be Animal Crossing. Super chill.

1:03:58

Just build some houses. I know.

1:04:00

You could just play that game for hours. You gotta find the best.

1:04:03

Um, residents though. Can't just let randos

1:04:05

on your island. Yeah, go to an island.

1:04:08

I judge my, my, um, residents

1:04:08

off of how cute they are.

1:04:12

Oh, I do too, absolutely. Like you are not

1:04:13

cute, I'm sorry. I was complaining to Sean for

1:04:15

like 30 minutes one time I was

1:04:17

like, I have to ignore this

1:04:17

villager for like three days

1:04:21

and I gotta whack them with

1:04:21

my net so they can go away.

1:04:24

I don't want them here. Yeah.

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Okay. Yeah. Did you have any

1:04:28

questions asked? I

1:04:31

don't think so. I'm okay. Well, I think I'm good.

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Did you post something? This week about

1:05:02

like fantasy world.

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I did question. No, I did. I did. I think I missed it was uh, it

1:05:07

wasn't like, uh Like a post post

1:05:11

itself the post was like a like

1:05:11

video now But I I talked about

1:05:14

how we're talking about fantasy

1:05:14

stuff this this weekend So

1:05:17

because I was gonna say like

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you put out like a a post or

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a question That kind of is a

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sneak peek to what our episodes.

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I sometimes do that. Yeah, I sometimes do

1:05:25

that So you should kind of like figure it out

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when you post it on like

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stories or something where

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you can like ask the question

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People can respond like a poll.

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Yeah, I mean most of the time I

1:05:34

just ask it in a post and they

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can just comment That's true. Yeah Um,

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