"The wreath is on the door, the tinsel's on the tree. And there is nowhere else that I would rather be."

If you are not au fait with these wise words, then hang your head in shame, for those are the sentiments of none other than our band, I am the Cold Man. But little did you know that in those lines we were referencing this very moment: the right here, the right now. For you are about to embark on a Christmas miracle.

This episode represents the coming together of two great occasions; a dovetailling that never before has been so fortunate, and so timely. For not only is this the Cold Man Cast Christmas special - expect bells, crackers and pop tarts... - it is also the 20th episode of this now firmly-established bastion of British comedy and culture. The Cold Men are here to celebrate this momentous occasion with you (it would be weird if they weren't) so please stop roasting your chestnuts on an open fire, and start a-listening to this special episode of the podcast.

Remember to get in contact on @coldmancast or email coldmancast@gmail.com. And. of course, have a Merry Christmas!