0:03

Robert Half research indicates nine out of

0:06

10 hiring managers are having difficulty hiring.

0:08

I didn't know that. I didn't either.

0:10

If you have open roles, chances are

0:12

you're feeling this too. Interesting.

0:15

That's why you need

0:17

Robert Half. Yep.

0:20

I don't think that's a person. That's the company. Okay.

0:22

I was confused. Yeah. They're

0:25

specialized recruiting professionals engaged with their

0:27

proprietary AI. Welcome. To connect businesses

0:30

of all sizes with highly skilled talent

0:32

in finance and accounting, technology, marketing and

0:34

creative, legal and administrative and customer support.

0:37

See at Robert Half, they know talent.

0:40

I wish I had had Robert Half back in

0:42

the day when I was hiring. No offense, Sona.

0:44

Oh, I feel like you did mean to offend

0:46

me. Yes, you wouldn't be here if I had

0:48

had Robert Half. Visit roberthalf.com today. Conan

0:59

O'Brien needs a friend who's sponsored by ADT. Introducing

1:03

ADT self-setup featuring everything from motion

1:05

sensors to Google Nest cams and

1:07

the Nest doorbell with a battery

1:09

or wired option. Easily

1:11

install the ADT self-setup security system at your convenience.

1:14

This is so good because I can't set up

1:16

anything. I know me neither. And they've made it

1:18

simple. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I'm

1:21

terrible. I can't get an electric toothbrush to function properly.

1:24

Yeah. So easy even Conan O'Brien can

1:26

do it. That's what they should say from now on. Yeah. No

1:28

heavy duty tools are needed. And if you need help,

1:31

ADT can provide virtual assistance along the way. Also,

1:33

it features Nest cams that can tell the

1:35

difference between a person, an animal, a vehicle,

1:37

or with the Nest doorbell, even a package.

1:39

That's cool. That's cool. Plus,

1:41

when every second counts, you can trust ADT's

1:43

24-7 professional monitoring. Go to adt.com today or

1:46

call 1-800-ADT-ASAP. Google

1:48

Nest cam, Nest doorbell, and Nest to wear

1:51

trademarks of Google LLC. My

1:57

name is Woody Harrelson. I feel super. a

2:00

fragileistic about being here on

2:02

Conan. Thank you so much.

2:08

Hi my name is Ted Danson. I

2:10

feel scared about

2:12

being Conan O'Brien's friend. Hey

2:36

there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend

2:38

joined as always by my good pals

2:40

Sonam of Cessia. Hey, Sonam. Hey. And Mr.

2:42

Matt Gorley. Hi, boss. Please don't call me

2:45

boss. Hi, lackey. You

2:48

went completely the other way. Hi, friend. It

2:50

is a little strange because other podcasts tape

2:52

here as part of our company, our growing

2:54

empire. You said R, but it's yours. Yeah,

2:57

it's implied. Well, no, now it's official. It's

2:59

ours. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's legally binding. But

3:01

Mr. Ted Danson is here all the time

3:04

working who's one of the most delightful, cool

3:06

people ever. And he'll walk in and he'll go, Hey,

3:08

boss, to me. I'm like, No, no, no, no, no,

3:11

no. He

3:13

does it as kind of a joke, but

3:15

there's no realm, you know, there's a hierarchy

3:17

and a ranking in show business and Ted

3:19

Danson is way above me in every way.

3:22

And I think it's very funny when he

3:24

walks by and says, Hey, boss, good to see you. I

3:27

feel like telling him, yeah, go claim that toilet,

3:29

Danson. Yeah, you weren't waiting for us to

3:31

be like, No, no, you guys are on the same. You

3:33

weren't waiting for that. No, I knew I

3:35

wasn't fishing for it. And also, I kind of

3:37

did for a bit and no one said a

3:39

word. Okay, I thought so because neither one of

3:42

us was going to say anything. No, no, no,

3:44

you went out of your way to fill a

3:46

tall glass of water. Yeah. And then drink all

3:48

of it. And then you took a 10 minute

3:51

nap. And in that period of time, I was

3:53

still waiting. No, it's

3:55

just funny. He's got a just reminded

3:57

me that it's fun seeing him. around

4:00

which one of you is taller? It's a good

4:02

question. I haven't lined myself up. I don't know. He

4:04

carries himself a little tall. He was

4:06

here the other day sleeping.

4:09

Remember when he was sleeping on a couch? I

4:11

wasn't here, but yeah, he was here and he

4:13

was sleeping on a couch. I would have looked

4:16

at him. The door was open. We all walked

4:18

by and we were staring at a sleeping Ted

4:20

Danson. When you see a celebrity sleeping, it's fascinating.

4:22

You didn't have like an impulse to go up

4:24

and just kind of nuzzle and cuddle him? Or...

4:27

No, no, that's a crime. I

4:29

was gonna ask if you were gonna put a blanket

4:31

on him. You said nuzzle and cuddle him? No,

4:33

he was perfectly fine and happy. Did anyone

4:35

here witness it? You saw it. But I

4:37

think putting a blanket on him would have been nice. She got freeze. I

4:40

saw it. We're

4:45

not talking to people in Deli Plaza. It

4:47

wasn't... I mean for Christ's sake.

4:52

You seem traumatized. I wouldn't say it's

4:54

funny. Haha funny. It's just kind of

4:56

arresting to see someone who literally think

4:58

about all the shows he's been in,

5:00

how dominant he's been, he's beloved,

5:02

and then he's completely inert and his computer

5:04

shut down and he's stretched out on a

5:06

couch. Yeah. It was fascinating to see. You

5:08

knew it all the time. What's

5:11

that? You're not... you nap

5:13

all the time, but you like to lay

5:15

down like to recharge yourself. Maybe you just

5:18

recharge yourself. But have you ever seen me sleeping? Oh,

5:21

I've seen you sleeping. Well, I

5:23

know and I found the hole in the wall, by

5:25

the way, you creep. There's more than one. When

5:29

I'm asleep at night... no, have you... over

5:31

the years you've probably seen me sleep. I've

5:33

seen you sleep. I mean, when we were

5:35

on tour, I think there was a time when

5:37

you were like, I'm just gonna nap for a bit and

5:39

I had nowhere else to go. So I just stayed in

5:41

the room and was on my computer.

5:44

Right. So you saw me completely

5:46

out. Yeah. Did you get the

5:48

impulse to nuzzle him? No, not at

5:51

all. No. And I just want to

5:53

put a blanket on him either. Matt,

5:55

just to be clear, what you're talking

5:57

about is creepy. It's creepy. It's not

5:59

creepy for the aggressive. Okay. Oh, God.

6:04

I'm trying to get more women to weigh in on this.

6:07

What was the question? Is it creepy to nuzzle

6:09

and cuddle someone when they're napping and not knowing

6:11

it? It is. It is. You

6:13

have to give her a chance to answer. I'm sorry. Yes. I'm

6:18

loving giving so little. I know.

6:20

Joe just likes to just keep it closer.

6:22

I love that. I love that you give so little that it's very

6:24

funny to me. Yes. No.

6:27

Yes. If the world ending tomorrow? Yes.

6:31

No. Good.

6:35

That's a good answer. Yeah, you

6:38

can't be nuzzling, people. But I

6:40

just found it kind of fascinating. I know. I

6:42

think that's pretty cool. And I'm such a dynamic

6:44

personality. It must be kind of strange to see

6:46

me completely shut down. You

6:49

pointed at me like, back

6:51

me up. Yeah. What I'm

6:53

saying is, imagine one of

6:55

those mechanical bucking Broncos, but

6:57

you see it shut down and on its

6:59

side, must be kind of strange. Or a

7:01

whirligig or ferris wheel. Something gets

7:04

very dynamic and entertaining to all, but

7:06

it's shut down. It's a point like, back

7:08

me up. Come on. That's your cue. Because if

7:10

I just say it myself, I sound like a

7:12

dick. But point of view, it

7:14

back me up and it's okay. A

7:16

warehouse full of the most fantastical

7:19

fireworks anyone's ever seen,

7:21

but unlit, lying inert on their side

7:24

in a dank warehouse. Right, Sona? And

7:29

go. Just a quick yes. That's all we need.

7:32

Anyway, so Ted Danson was here napping,

7:34

huh? Yeah, he was napping. That's

7:37

pretty cool. All right. Well, we got to get

7:39

to it. We got a lot to talk about. Who's our guest? Well,

7:41

let's hope he's napping. I want to

7:43

go take a picture of him. If forever there's someone

7:45

you could nuzzle. Yeah. You

7:48

are King Crete. I love a good cuddle. Actually,

7:52

we are blessed with two guests today. This is unusual. Yeah,

7:55

they start on the legendary sitcom

7:57

Cheers. Now They have a new

7:59

podcast called Where Everybody... knows your

8:02

name. New episodes release every Wednesday

8:04

where ever he gets your podcast.

8:06

Ah this is this is a

8:08

joy. Said.

8:13

Listen, and Woody Harrelson welcomes.

8:19

You. And I've never seen I don't know

8:21

any of my boss which makes this really

8:23

awkward know so funny. You always were reference

8:25

me as your boss which are going sweets.

8:28

I don't think I am really like something

8:30

out possible that I could ever be the

8:32

boss is either one of you. You guys

8:34

are higher than me in these showbiz totem

8:36

pole. It's not possible right? it's It's not

8:39

part that. Slowly Not possibly is definitely

8:41

my boss and we don't even. Care.

8:44

Yeah, doesn't imply run as fast as he has

8:46

no respect. Me on this begs the question. What

8:48

are we doing? This

8:51

is a huge looking mistakes on somebody is

8:54

a boat as and I'm I'm so thrilled

8:56

the talks you and are you have guys

8:58

have a podcast to do together and I

9:01

am delighted that you are here and I

9:03

get to speak to you he both drinking

9:05

what looks like blood side of glasses somebody

9:07

may be but minds apple's okay no watermelon

9:10

at it. we should address the else in

9:12

the room A would we started. A

9:14

little bit later than we saw it

9:16

because you had a bit of a

9:19

tumble. Is it fair to call it

9:21

a tumble take a tumbles affair term

9:23

But for now said go over my

9:26

handlebars you are on the handlebars Those

9:28

honestly an embarrassingly I was passing this

9:30

test. Sloan the last two that are

9:33

so was moving a little slow but

9:35

I didn't realize see use moving slow

9:37

because he's taking a less last and

9:40

you're on a motorcycle. On a

9:42

motorcycle? Yes. and is that your primary

9:44

way of getting around a motorcycle? Well,

9:46

I always feel like the shortest distance

9:48

between two points in L A is

9:50

a motorcycle. Who's So I do tend

9:53

to take good, but today it proved

9:55

not to be so. Very.

9:57

Fast as an attorney. Right,

10:00

because we lost some time while people were

10:02

figuring out are you alive? Your

10:04

soul had to re-enter your body. Did

10:06

you think for a second when you were going

10:09

over the hood of the Tesla, did

10:11

you think this is going to be a huge problem or

10:13

did you the whole time were you thinking I'm all right?

10:16

No, I always thought I'd be okay. I just

10:18

felt like there was some pain involved. I felt

10:20

the pain, but I never thought

10:22

I'd be killed

10:24

or anything or named. Your

10:27

hand is wrapped up like someone

10:29

in a cartoon. That's because I wrapped it. Is

10:31

this true? I wrapped it in it. I thought

10:33

it looked funnier that way. Let me get this straight. All

10:40

of your first aid training is helping people

10:42

in a way that will look funny. It's

10:44

not going to help him not get infected or

10:46

anything like that. You didn't set the

10:48

bones in the proper way. You set them in the

10:51

funny way. Okay. I'm in

10:53

the bathroom and I'm like, didn't

10:55

you play the doctor, right? He says, yeah,

10:57

I also played a lawyer so we can

10:59

sue the guy. I

11:03

think you're going to have to be a lawyer

11:05

for the defense. It's not all right. I'm

11:08

not as good with that. Sorry. This

11:11

is fascinating just to be behind the scenes

11:13

and know that Woody, you're headed here to

11:15

do the podcast with your friend Ted Danson.

11:18

You wipe out on the motorcycle. You

11:20

hit a Tesla. You get it together. You

11:23

come here. You need medical attention. So Ted

11:25

Danson is the one that helps clean the wound

11:27

and wrap you. What

11:29

do we call a real doctor? I

11:33

take Ted Danson over a real doctor.

11:35

Thank you very much. By the way,

11:38

his confidence, his demeanor, everything about the

11:40

way he does it is you feel

11:42

like, yes, I'm in the best hands.

11:44

Never doubted. I did kind of have

11:46

that. I

11:49

was choking back tears, but I was efficient.

11:52

First of all, I'm very happy that you're okay. Me

11:54

too. What kind of weird when he asked me

11:56

to dishrobe, but I'm going to. I'm

12:00

sure it's over that purpose. It's for

12:02

hygienic and also tax purposes. Thank you.

12:06

So, do you wear, what kind of protection do

12:08

you wear when you arrive? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where

12:10

are you wearing that? I don't know. We're not

12:12

doing that protection, the other protection. Are you armored

12:14

in any way? Are you wearing a helmet? I

12:16

did. I was wearing a helmet. Okay. And

12:19

so, I actually did help me because I

12:21

did hit my head, but the

12:23

helmet, so no problem. Okay, good. What are

12:25

you at? This makes me sad,

12:28

buddy. Really? Yeah, yeah. Don't

12:30

be sad. I am. I'm sad. Thank you. And

12:33

why's that? He could have been hurt badly, sadly.

12:36

Yeah, yeah. Does it inform what you

12:38

might do in the future? No,

12:41

that's out of the question, I'm sure. It

12:43

should. It

12:46

certainly should. Yeah. But

12:48

this is how you are, right? You're living life

12:50

on the edge. Yeah, maybe, maybe. Yeah,

12:52

right. In other words, maybe

12:54

I should just slow down in life

12:56

and take it a little. Hey, you're

12:59

doing great. You skinned your hand. Man

13:01

up. Sorry. I'm so sorry. You

13:04

just said, sorry. I had my

13:06

hearing moment. Sorry. Literally, 15 seconds ago,

13:08

you said, I'm so sad, I'm so sad. I'm

13:12

over it. Your boyfriend said I'm so sad, and then

13:14

you're telling him to shut the fuck up. Right. Yeah,

13:17

my sadness didn't play in the room. You need

13:19

to know that. You said about me going slower.

13:22

My sadness didn't play in the room. That is such

13:25

a sick thing to say. Such

13:28

a sick thing to say. Oh, wow.

13:30

We're here in the ward with the terminally ill

13:32

children. Hope you guys

13:34

feel better soon. Tough break.

13:36

Hey, that didn't play so well. Let me try something

13:39

else. Hey,

13:41

Timmy, how long you got? Jesus

13:43

Christ, Ted. I

13:47

know what you mean, though, Woody. There's something about Ted. Every

13:49

time I've talked to him, see him out in the

13:51

world, I'm immediately, I just

13:53

get this calm. You have a

13:55

very calming presence. And I don't,

13:58

yes. Some of it

14:00

may be related to the fact that you are so

14:02

ubiquitous and well-known. Yes. But

14:05

do other people say that? You'd

14:07

be like an amazing therapist. You know, I'm

14:09

doing these moderate to severe

14:12

plaques arises commercials, which I think tells

14:14

you all you need to know. I

14:18

am, by the way. You

14:21

can comb other people, but they don't comb

14:23

in the interior. Yeah. Now,

14:25

do you suffer from this malady? Or is they just...

14:29

I live on the edge of fear,

14:31

basically. Really? Yes. I

14:34

remember you sitting me down during cheers and

14:36

I think I was about to get divorced

14:38

or something. He said, Teddy, why are you

14:40

so fearful? Stuck in my

14:42

head all the time. And that's what

14:44

I find amazing. You may have fear and all

14:46

of that, but you take such big chunks out

14:48

of life. And I

14:51

love that. And yourself, apparently. I lost a

14:53

chunk. And a large amount. Is

14:55

this on camera, by the way? I

14:59

think we're going to see this. It's comical. That's

15:02

the thing one of the three students would put on their head. Does

15:04

anyone have an ice pack? I

15:07

haven't seen an ice pack like that in 50 years. It's

15:10

not a bad idea, though. Does

15:14

it look cool? Oh, yeah. It

15:16

looks really cool. Well,

15:18

this is... Okay, this is a dichotomy you

15:20

two have. You guys meet on

15:23

Cheers. You come in second season?

15:25

Third season. Third season. No,

15:28

fourth. Yeah, fourth. Fourth.

15:30

Yeah. Okay. We

15:33

remembered well. You

15:35

guys worked together for... And when you

15:37

came in, the show was hitting

15:39

on all cylinders. Close to. We were

15:42

working our way up from dead last. And I

15:44

think we were in the 20s,

15:46

maybe, when you arrived. Right. It

15:48

was Bill Cosby and his show that pulled

15:50

us up by the bootstraps. Right.

15:53

And you become the show, which

15:55

is for a long time. And

15:57

not just popular, but also... beautifully

16:00

written, really well acted, just

16:03

perfectly done show and sort of a

16:06

iconic sitcom. But you come into this

16:08

thing, and this is curious, were you

16:10

scared when you came under the show?

16:13

Because I don't think of you as a

16:15

guy that would be too worried or self-conscious, would

16:17

you? Well, you know, I

16:19

got to say, I'll never forget the time where

16:21

you're standing, I'm standing off stage

16:23

ready to enter the bar and there's a

16:25

red light that goes on as teddy nuts.

16:29

And so I'm just waiting for this

16:31

red light and I know that there's

16:33

whatever 500 people in

16:35

the audience as well as, you know, it's

16:37

going to be seen nationally, which is stuff

16:40

I've never experienced. So, I mean, I had

16:43

experienced a lot of theater in college,

16:46

which is what really helped me not

16:48

just fall completely apart. I don't know

16:50

how someone who hadn't had a little

16:53

bit of that going on prior could

16:55

just go into that situation and not

16:58

just melt, you know? But

17:00

I do remember the fear and then that

17:02

red light came on and then boom, just

17:04

walked in and, you know, started talking to

17:06

Teddy about it. And he hit a home

17:08

run. I mean, your first joke was through

17:10

the roof and the audience immediately. I think

17:13

it was where I was saying I

17:15

used to exchange, what is

17:17

it? When you, I was pen pals with

17:20

Coach and he goes, oh, would you

17:23

exchange letters? And he goes, I go,

17:25

no, pens. That's a

17:27

good joke. Which

17:29

is so brilliant. I

17:33

mean, you nailed it, but the writing

17:35

is so brilliant because here's the person

17:37

who's going to take the slot in

17:39

essence, that kind of pure, innocent slot

17:41

of that Nick Colosanto, the

17:43

coach played. Like who had passed

17:45

away. And you immediately say, oh,

17:47

they're kindred spirits because they're both

17:50

exchanging pens and thinking it's wonderful.

17:55

Brilliant. Now, I've heard

17:57

that you guys kind of wanted to

17:59

haze. when he first showed up because

18:01

the whole crew is the whole cast

18:04

is very tight famously tight and you guys

18:06

wanted to haze him by Playing basketball. Well,

18:08

we were 37 when he showed

18:10

up and he was 25 I

18:12

believe 24 24 fuck stick You're

18:17

honor he said fuck stick I'm stained. Thank you. Thank you. 37

18:19

is when you realize you're no longer 25 or 24 Right.

18:32

So it was more not like hazing it.

18:34

We just wanted to kick his ass and

18:36

anything we could find Sure, we started with

18:38

basketball and then as you later found out

18:40

in life, he's a really good Basketball

18:43

player so he kicked our asses there

18:46

next I have a vision of Johnny

18:48

Ratzenberger who played cliff out

18:50

on the lawn by the stage doing you

18:52

know The leg wrestling when you're both on

18:54

your back and you try to flip

18:56

the other guy with just your leg Johnny's Johnny's

18:59

John He's John strong John strong and got some

19:01

thighs on him. Yeah, would he kicked

19:03

his ass? I literally have

19:05

a bad elbow to this day because

19:07

I wouldn't give up arm wrestling You

19:10

know and he I did finally give

19:12

up because I was kicking my butt. So

19:14

then we moved to chess Fuck

19:17

this, you know, sorry to heck

19:19

with this physical stuff. Yeah, we're gonna beat

19:21

him mentally This

19:26

is all in the first week Really?

19:29

So from then on it was like if you had

19:31

some awful mean Prank

19:34

to pull you would not waste

19:36

it on anyone else except the woody You

19:38

know and he's to this day. That's what he

19:40

heralds. He is the greatest Reception

19:44

I could imagine everybody was

19:46

so lovely so kind So

19:49

I just remember, you know

19:51

one moment that did kind of freak

19:54

me out a little was He

19:56

I remember just Shelley like was standing

19:58

there and I I was behind the

20:01

bar instead of coach and she's just

20:03

like, oh, I

20:06

miss coach. You know, something like that,

20:08

which was a perfectly understandable. You should

20:10

have said he's dead. Snap

20:14

out of it. He

20:16

ain't coming back. I'm sorry.

20:18

That's how I talk to people. Maybe

20:21

I should have tried it. Yeah. You

20:23

knew what you were doing. My job

20:25

now. See? But,

20:27

you know, all these guys dealing

20:29

with the loss of their dear friend and

20:32

teammate. But boy, they

20:34

couldn't have been nicer. It

20:37

was the most wonderful job. And,

20:39

you know, Teddy at the head

20:41

of it, Teddy and Jimmy really.

20:43

Jimmy Burroughs, lesson blend. And just

20:46

the way they, you know,

20:48

they're just amazing

20:50

people. Teddy to this

20:52

day is just always, you know, you saw how

20:55

he took care of me. No, he

20:57

literally took you into the bathroom and wrapped you up,

20:59

which you asked to do to me about a week

21:01

ago. And I

21:03

still don't know what that was all about. He

21:05

said, no, I wish to wrap

21:07

you. Common. All

21:11

right. I said, I

21:13

have various salves and wrappings. Ted,

21:16

you've said that you are really not

21:19

at all like Sam Malone, that you

21:21

are quite different in that, you know, of course,

21:23

Sam Malone's a ladies man. Right. Yeah, I would

21:26

just, I just would have

21:28

assumed that, you know, good looking guy and.

21:31

I literally, literally would have to have a

21:33

woman stark naked in front of me and

21:35

I'd still be going, me? Is it me?

21:39

I didn't go to bars. Looking behind you. Is there

21:41

someone behind me? Here's my modus

21:43

production when I was younger was,

21:46

it's just me, Ted, one of the girls, let's take

21:48

our clothes off. How did this penis get here? Maybe

21:57

it's time we talk to you for a little bit. I

22:02

don't I did that freak. What does that work ever on

22:04

just one of the girls. I. Work as

22:06

is Ted Danson. Honestly, I think. It.

22:08

Would know cause. You

22:11

suggesting I not try it? would

22:13

not try to fire you. Got

22:15

a good advice but you feel

22:17

like you're closer to would he

22:19

was then I'm in. Aside from

22:21

your name being Woody, Woody Boy,

22:23

then the and to Disassemble own

22:25

I mean I. It's hard to

22:27

say because there's so much of

22:29

ourselves in any character. We play

22:31

Buddha as you know, a million

22:33

early ways of martyrs than what

22:35

he was bless his heart of.

22:37

But but sorry. That. That

22:40

hurts and movie I I thanks

22:42

for st Snowbird I just felt

22:44

he was more naive and yes

22:46

third I mean that was my

22:49

my Naga He's mine He he's

22:51

my months as it is it

22:53

says it says Sarkozy as trusting

22:55

yeah trusting. All good Bomb. Been.

22:58

Adamant that that's hard to gay I don't

23:00

think I to judge said in a so

23:02

funny cause since cheers you both gone on

23:04

and played all these different parts of the

23:06

be difficult for some people to move on.

23:09

From. An iconic said tom Like that

23:11

and both of you, it's been. It's

23:13

from my perspective than a cakewalk like

23:16

you've both just taken on all these

23:18

very different roles and handled it beautifully

23:20

and sound. All. Kinds of

23:22

other playgrounds to plan and I

23:24

I. I know that there's some

23:27

luck involved, but clearly that's also

23:29

a gift and Craft comes as

23:31

handle a complement. Your

23:34

area would very much. As

23:37

I don't want to write down a little

23:39

suing sometimes when I saw no struggle and

23:42

we're missing something when we I felt like

23:44

a vacuum. and with that compliment is. Right

23:47

up I am now no not if i

23:50

as worry what his first movie. Was

23:52

after playing would avoid First

23:54

Moon after asked natural born

23:56

killers oh that's right. hoping

23:58

that changing the subtle. about a

24:00

180. Yeah. That was a

24:02

sounder. Listen

24:13

fellas, the perfect pants

24:15

for you have arrived. Lululemon's

24:18

men's ABC pants. With different styles and

24:20

different fabrics you can make these pants

24:22

work for you. Go smart with a

24:24

tailored look and feel yet still have

24:26

the comfort and movement of a knit.

24:29

Or go full-on casual with something relaxed

24:31

like a jogger. The ABC pants is

24:33

super versatile. You can wear them to

24:35

work, driving, hiking on a date or

24:37

on the couch while you're listening to

24:39

this podcast. There's really no occasion you

24:41

can't wear the ABCs especially because they

24:44

give you the freedom of all-day movement

24:46

and you know I like to move.

24:48

Regardless of the cutter fit the ABC

24:50

pants looks good which means you feel

24:52

good. They're breathable and they don't constrict

24:54

anywhere. Hello! They're roomy in all the

24:56

right places fellas and

24:58

I need some extra room down there.

25:01

The ABC pants really in a league of its own.

25:03

And you know what I'll say about Lululemon for

25:05

you is that you have

25:07

weirdly long legs and they actually

25:09

have pants that fit your legs.

25:11

Yeah they call them the Conan's. I

25:14

have very long legs but when I go I used

25:16

to have to go to a circus to have

25:19

them make me my pants. The guy who

25:21

made the pants for the stilts guy but

25:23

now I can go to Lululemon.

25:26

So get yourself a pair by visiting

25:28

lululemon.com. Run! Don't walk. You

25:43

know I want to call out the biggest villain

25:45

I know. You know I'm very particular about the

25:48

pens that I use. Oh yes. Well people

25:50

love to take them and then I'll

25:53

see like Mike Sweeney our head writer producer I'll

25:55

see him later on he's got like nine of

25:57

them in his pocket. Mike those are mine! He's

25:59

like whoa! Oh, I think they're

26:01

mine. That does

26:03

make him a villain. Yeah, terrible guy.

26:05

Well, I want to say

26:07

to Mike Sweeney, how do you sleep at night? Yeah. That's

26:10

what I want to say to him. But I

26:12

already know the answer he'd probably give me. Mattress

26:14

firm. Yeah, because Sweeney

26:17

loves mattress firm. Mattress firm will

26:19

find you the right bed with their wide

26:21

selection of quality mattresses at every price. Yes,

26:23

even those who don't deserve to rest, like

26:25

Mike Sweeney, my head writer who steals those

26:27

pens, can get the bed that will make

26:29

it happen from mattress firm. See

26:31

a lower price at another retailer? Oh, do

26:33

you? Well, mattress firm will match

26:35

it up to 120 nights with

26:38

their low price guarantee. Restrictions apply.

26:40

See mattressfirm.com or store for details.

26:42

And text Conan to 766693 for

26:44

an extra 20% off your

26:49

next purchase at mattress firm. I'll be waiting

26:51

for that text. Exclusions apply.

26:58

You know me, so I love to grill

27:03

up. Yeah.

27:07

Some nice beef every now and then.

27:09

I'm a grill master. Or

27:11

sometimes the grill maestro depends on which country

27:13

you're in. Anyhoots. No one's called you

27:16

that. When I'm grilling stuff up, I need my Miller Lite.

27:18

I really do. And I like Miller

27:20

Lite because they keep it simple. It's undebatable quality.

27:22

It tastes as great as your barbecue. Yet the

27:24

beer that strips away everything you don't need holds

27:26

on to what matters most. and

27:30

only 96 calories. That's good. That's

27:32

how I stay so lean. Humblebrag.

27:35

Anyway, the original Lite beer since 1975, a

27:37

perfect companion for grill masters across

27:40

America. So next time you're

27:42

grilling up, grab your Miller Lite, chomp, chomp,

27:44

and then slurp, slurp on the Miller Lite.

27:47

Those sound effects really sold it with the Miller Lite

27:49

in hand. The grilling doesn't just taste great, it tastes

27:51

like Miller time. Get Miller Lite

27:53

delivered right to your door. Visit millerlite.com/Conan. Or

27:55

you can find it pretty much anywhere that

27:57

sells beer. And hey, celebrate responsibly.

28:00

a monitoring company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories per

28:02

two ounces. I

28:13

talked to you about this, Woody, but I love,

28:15

love, love. I'm a big Coen Brothers fan, but

28:17

I love No Country for Old Men. The

28:20

scene you have where your

28:22

character knows it's over,

28:24

but you're sitting in your

28:27

chair talking to an assassin

28:30

who you know is going to kill you. And

28:32

it's this fidgety mixture of I accept this

28:35

and I'm going to try and talk my

28:37

way out of it at the same time.

28:39

And I just, I love that performance. And

28:41

I thought, you know, for both of you,

28:43

you've had a chance to have these moments

28:45

where you get to really

28:47

play these different shadings and do these different things

28:50

that you would never would have gotten to do on Cheers,

28:52

which is really cool. That's totally true. You know, as

28:56

to that scene, like I was shooting

28:58

another somewhat forgettable movie in Vegas at

29:00

the same time. So I was going

29:03

back and forth and

29:05

that was in New Mexico, the one,

29:07

No Country. So I came back and

29:09

I got this stuff out of the

29:11

book because it was a book, No

29:14

Country. And I

29:16

got these things out of the book that I thought

29:18

would kind of cool in the

29:20

scene. But I'd heard they

29:22

don't like to change much in terms of

29:24

the script, the calling brothers. But anyway, these

29:28

things are so good. So I added

29:30

these little elements, rewrote the scene, rewrote

29:33

it. Well, you know, I just

29:35

typed it up. Yeah. Anyway, I come in,

29:38

I get ahold of Javier, who's the other

29:40

character in the scene. Javier Bardem, and then

29:42

we meet over at

29:46

his hotel room and we rehearse,

29:48

rehearse, come in the next morning,

29:50

rehearse it again. And then they

29:53

come into my trailer and

29:55

then me and Javier perform

29:57

the newly written scene for

29:59

it. the for the brothers

30:01

and there and at the end of it they're like

30:03

um oh

30:06

we like it the way it was it's good did

30:16

you both laugh? Did you

30:18

laugh? I think we laughed right at

30:20

that moment. We've done a lot of

30:22

work to try to but anyway later

30:24

of course they turned out to be

30:26

right of probably

30:28

right then they were right yeah

30:33

they would if we got them on the line they would say no no

30:35

at that moment they were right there

30:37

was no getting to be right. Those guys man

30:39

they're incredible but um

30:41

I was thinking about Ted for

30:44

if you look at you have obviously Becker

30:47

damages but then The Good Place I

30:49

thought was such a talk about a

30:51

show where you were allowed to

30:54

inhabit all these different realities

30:56

that were fantastic. It

30:58

almost felt like a children's morality play yeah

31:00

you know it had that quality to it.

31:02

It's one of the things I'm most proud

31:05

that I was part of it wasn't easy

31:07

no I wouldn't think so. The shooter the

31:09

language so elevated

31:11

you just had to work your ass off

31:13

to make sure yeah brilliant

31:15

brilliant showrunner creator there's a

31:18

moment at the end of

31:21

the first season of Good Place where for anyone

31:23

who hasn't watched the show you need to binge

31:25

watch it but there's a there's a huge O

31:28

Henry twist at the end of the first season

31:31

which I did not see coming and

31:33

it all hinges on your face because

31:35

you're busted on something

31:38

and your face has to we have to

31:40

find out who you really are and you

31:42

transform in that moment. I was

31:45

like one of the best things I've seen on TV in

31:47

memory it was great. That's cool it

31:49

went that whole kind of ending went

31:52

viral at the same time that Netflix

31:54

picked it up to to

31:56

run it on there on Netflix

31:59

yeah and It just catapulted

32:01

us in this great way. All

32:03

of a sudden, people are going back and watching the whole

32:05

season. So... By the way,

32:07

I clear all that's sworn to secrecy

32:10

about the ending. Naturally, even

32:12

before we started shooting, I blew

32:14

it. I... No!

32:17

Don't give me a secret. If it's really

32:20

important... Wait, this is on which? On the

32:22

ending of the whole series or the... The

32:24

ending of the first episode. Of the first

32:26

episode. You blew that? So, I didn't blow

32:29

it, but I did have loose lips. Yes.

32:31

I was talking to my friend, John Krasinski.

32:34

And I was telling... He said, what are

32:36

you doing next? I said, oh, I'm working with your friend,

32:38

Mike. Sure. You know,

32:40

it takes place. It's in the afterlife.

32:42

And I start telling him what it's

32:44

about. And I can see him go... The

32:47

office, but in heaven. You know, in his head.

32:49

I go, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute.

32:52

You don't get it. See what happens at the

32:54

end. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And I gave away

32:56

the whole... Whole secret. Into a megaphone. And then

32:58

had to pretend in front of everybody and all

33:00

these kind of cast meetings

33:03

of, let's keep this private.

33:05

Please don't blow this. I go, yeah, no, no,

33:07

yeah, you're absolutely right. You want to take the

33:09

lead in that. You want to send him a

33:12

go, this is really important, guys. Listen

33:14

up. Listen up. Because someone's been squawking to Krasinski, who

33:16

I'm not a fan of, and don't talk to. He's

33:26

literally like one degree of

33:28

separation from everyone. He

33:30

knows every soul. Yeah.

33:33

And of course, Larry David. You

33:35

work with Larry David. You've

33:37

been such a big part of Curb Your Dead. We

33:39

both worked with Larry. You were on this year, weren't

33:42

you? Yeah, you were. I got to be on one.

33:44

Yeah. What was your bid on the show? Well,

33:48

thanks for, you know, watching it. But you

33:50

weren't in it, so I don't expect you

33:52

would. But no. Did you watch mine, Woody?

33:55

Did you watch my episode? Yours was great. What

34:00

was your favorite moment of color? Did

34:04

you like me as a magician? Oh, that's

34:06

some top... That's

34:11

so funny. You

34:15

know, the thing with the cards, man. All

34:17

the cards. I couldn't believe it. I

34:20

want the first card. I tricked you. Wow.

34:25

Yeah, what was your episode? I do

34:27

a thing where it was funny because

34:31

I'm supposed to... I play myself,

34:33

but I'm going on... I'm getting

34:36

an Academy Award, and then I do

34:38

this whole thing where I talk about

34:41

mistreatment of cows. And

34:45

then, you know, he wants to do a show

34:47

with me, so I go over and I meet

34:49

with him, and then he's like, well, you

34:51

know, pitching at the thing or

34:53

something. And then I'm like, oh, it's

34:56

milk. You have... is

34:58

that milk? And he remembers

35:00

because he saw the... Oh,

35:03

oh, no, no, that's from my

35:05

cow on my farm. And then,

35:07

well, anyway... So

35:10

I'm like, we should go out there and

35:12

feed the... Of course, yeah. And anyway, so

35:14

things go bad out in the farm, and

35:16

in the end... One minute. And

35:18

in the end of it, I'm like, I'm

35:20

throwing cherries at him or something,

35:23

and I'm saying, dead

35:25

dancing was right about you. I'm

35:30

always the asshole on his show. But you know,

35:32

it's funny. But I improvised that. That wasn't his

35:34

idea. Oh, once again. Yeah, yeah. Once

35:37

again. Hey, the Cowan Brothers were wrong. You

35:40

wanted to throw cherries at Javier Bardin in

35:44

this emotionally packed scene. Can I show you how wounded

35:46

I have been over the years? I think he's going

35:48

to... Horribly wounded. I

35:51

once pantsed him in front of a full

35:53

audience, and he decided he was his day

35:55

of going commando or something. So it was very

35:57

effective, and it pissed him off. But... Later,

36:00

a year later, because he's like a killer,

36:02

he waits, and he waits, and he waits.

36:06

And he invited me to his premiere

36:08

of his movie, it was Doc Hollywood.

36:12

He's kind of a hick in the movie,

36:14

and then at the end, all the, pardon

36:17

the slang, hicks come to Hollywood and they're

36:19

sitting around watching. But he comes

36:21

to me and he says, Ted, I really want you

36:23

to come to my movie, the premiere. I so respect

36:25

what you think, and it would mean a lot to

36:27

me. And he just laid it on. I was just

36:29

so chuffed. I felt so

36:31

happy. My new friend loved me this

36:33

much, and I show up and

36:35

he says, Ted, Ted, over here, sit right behind me.

36:38

I got a great seat. I started sitting right behind him. God

36:41

bless Woody Harrelson. I love him so much. The

36:43

end of the movie comes and all the

36:45

hicks are sitting around this coffee shop in

36:47

Hollywood and you hear the last two lines

36:50

are, oh, there's a movie star. And

36:52

then was it you? He said,

36:54

no, no, that's Ted Danson. The

36:58

whole audience roared with laughter and I

37:00

had to, ha ha ha. Beautiful.

37:07

It was deep. Beautifully done.

37:10

Beautifully done. Revenge

37:13

is a dish best served cold.

37:15

All right. Well, on the

37:17

theme of revenge is a dish best served cold, I've

37:19

got a bone to pick with you, Woody. Thank

37:21

you. Good. Here

37:23

we go. What did I do? Well, let's

37:25

say you guys are, I don't know how many.

37:27

I was like six months ago. You guys are

37:30

recording a podcast here and afterwards you're out in

37:32

the hallway and you come up to me and we're

37:34

chatting and you say, Hey,

37:36

Conan, how about going in 50

37:38

50 with me on a

37:40

houseboat in Amsterdam? And

37:42

I never in my life said

37:45

yes faster, not because I want

37:47

a houseboat, not because I

37:49

want to be hanging out in Amsterdam,

37:51

which is a fine place, but I

37:53

wanted to be able to say, yeah,

37:56

I co-own a houseboat. I think

37:58

that's in Amsterdam. that would be

38:00

the coolest thing in the world to say. So

38:03

I said to you, yes, and you went, well, you need to

38:05

talk to your wife, and they went, nope, we're

38:07

in. Whatever it costs, I don't care. I'm in.

38:09

You went, well, that's great. That's great. Because we're,

38:11

we're really thinking about doing this. And I said,

38:14

well, I'm in, I'm in, I'm your guy. And

38:16

you went, well, great, great, man, this will be

38:18

great. Come in. Don't, don't see it for a

38:20

while. Come in like two weeks later, and you're

38:22

in this room interviewing Flea in

38:24

Red Hot Chili Peppers. And you say, hey, man,

38:26

you want to go in 50 on

38:29

a houseboat in Amsterdam. And I'm out there

38:32

and I'm like, asshole,

38:34

asshole. Just because Flea

38:36

came along. Who's cooler

38:39

than Conan? He

38:41

came to me. No. But

38:43

he changed the fucking city to Copenhagen. A

38:47

houseboat in Copenhagen. What's going on? I'm

38:49

serious. This is not a bit. Hey,

38:51

America, this is not a bit. What

38:54

are you doing? Is there a

38:56

houseboat? Is there a houseboat? And

38:58

where is it? And now you've

39:00

got Flea on the line. I'm on the line. Ted's

39:02

on the line. We went,

39:05

no, we were in Copenhagen after

39:07

this and Mary and I went

39:09

to see the boat that exists.

39:11

Well, the one he, they were

39:13

looking at exists. We took photos

39:15

and selfies and nothing. I'm not

39:17

feeling it. No, no question. I'm

39:19

not feeling it.

39:23

Well, down on the city. So, so

39:25

please, it's a passing fancy. It's Copenhagen.

39:28

Yeah. I was so excited.

39:35

It was going to be like the third thing

39:37

in my bio after

39:39

I, after I worked on the Simpsons, it's

39:41

going to be co-owns a houseboat

39:43

with Woody Harrelson. And I didn't care if

39:45

I took a total bath. I

39:48

didn't care. I'd take everything I have and put

39:50

it into that just to be able to say,

39:52

and maybe have one experience where you and I

39:54

are hanging out in the houseboat with our wives.

39:56

And it's not going well. And I just write

39:58

it all down. I was

40:00

dying to do that and then

40:02

please please passing

40:05

fancy this is happening Now

40:10

you as a friend of what you should tell me would

40:12

that be a terrible mistake yeah okay Bad

40:18

idea oh my god oh my god

40:21

That's a true story. Oh my god. I

40:23

was all excited this man broke my heart

40:26

by the way I didn't know he'd come to you or flee

40:28

for that matter. I just thought he'd come to

40:30

marry him Here's the

40:32

thing once this goes out once this

40:35

podcast goes out people are going to be

40:37

left and right all over Hollywood And

40:39

probably in parts of the world where people aren't even

40:41

in show business are going to say no. No he

40:44

came to me That's a

40:46

man that comes to me. It's a house

40:48

about uh, he was on the keros at

40:50

the woody Why

40:52

why are you doing this? What perverse pleasure do you

40:54

get out of this? I

40:58

know it sounds a little twisted when you put it

41:00

like that I

41:03

don't remember that whole flee thing

41:05

that was as I said passing

41:08

fancy, but you made teddy We're

41:10

gonna have a houseboat In

41:14

adjust your sights to Copenhagen I am back

41:16

with your wife I would check with your

41:18

wife guess what nothing yeah check with

41:20

your wife Oh All

41:23

right. No. No, you're you're

41:26

right. How many times I'd be like

41:28

in that situation. Oh, believe me. I

41:30

wear the You

41:38

guys enjoy doing the podcast together yes, I'm speak

41:40

i'll speak for us i haven't seen them for

41:42

a while But yeah, you're not in all of

41:44

them. I'm gonna be clear about that You're you're

41:46

there on some and then in some your hot

41:48

air balloon crashes and you can't get to the

41:50

studio So

41:52

you're there you're there for some but

41:54

you guys have a great chemistry it's

41:56

really fun. Yeah, and woody's friends

41:59

with the world and the people that have come

42:01

in because of Woody has been this

42:04

really a treat for me. I got to

42:06

meet so many new folks and we

42:08

got to reminisce and we laugh and I love

42:11

you. I love you. I'm getting teary again. I

42:13

love you, brother. Yeah. Bastard.

42:17

There's always the I love you followed

42:19

by bastard. It's

42:24

such a fine line between love and

42:26

hate. It can be both. They can

42:28

coexist. Well, anyway, I

42:30

love doing it. I love our podcast.

42:35

It's not a show, one of those

42:37

show watch podcasts where you watch episodes

42:39

and talk about it. I'm sure people would

42:41

like that, but I actually think this is

42:43

more fascinating to hear you guys. You're

42:45

just great at shooting the shit and talking to people. There's

42:49

some reminiscing, but it's very, very here and

42:51

there. I think

42:53

the conceit was, hey, let's hang out together.

42:55

We miss each other. Let's catch up with

42:57

each other and I'll share my friends and

42:59

he'll share, you know, we'll share friends with

43:01

each other. And that was kind of the

43:03

conceit of getting together because the truth is

43:05

it's to hang out with each other. Right.

43:08

Yeah. You can turn a friendship into money

43:11

maker. We're

43:14

going to keep that in because that's actually what

43:16

it is. How

43:22

can I monetize this friendship? I

43:25

do think though the big, I mean, there's not

43:27

a day that goes by where I don't realize

43:29

that most of the things I've done in my

43:31

career, whether it was a late night show or

43:34

any of the shows I've written on or the

43:36

podcast or the travel shows, I'd be

43:38

doing that anyway. You'd be doing what? I'd

43:40

be doing that job anyway. I would not

43:42

be monetizing it. I want to make it

43:45

clear. I've always refused to take

43:47

any payment for any of my work in comedy.

43:50

Any. Amazing how you can get

43:52

mine in. That works out though,

43:54

right? Oh,

44:00

it's a red tent! Oh

44:02

my god! The SS-Tone is

44:04

sinking beneath the waves! Steam

44:07

and hot oil pouring from the portholes!

44:10

New patron date. I

44:13

wouldn't have lasted three seconds on Cheers. No! Oh,

44:16

it was a tough group. Boy, we

44:18

used to, towards the end, when guest stars would come in,

44:21

first we would all over them, we'd give them mugs and

44:23

we'd take them to lunch and do all of this stuff.

44:25

Towards the end, it was like, I hope you can swim.

44:29

It's the best place that we would say to them. We'd

44:31

have our straws, mittens, and the horn of

44:34

god. Yeah, you guys would shoot spitballs at each

44:36

other all the time. Not at each other, at

44:38

a specific target. You'd open your

44:40

mouth as wide as you could to give them

44:42

a target. And then, every

44:44

once in a while you'd get one in the back

44:47

of your gullet. Did you ever do this on a

44:49

line? Hey, who groaned? Who groaned? I did. Really? Spitballs?

44:52

Spitballs in the mouth? In the mouth. Yeah,

44:54

I mean, that's the best way to transmit

44:56

the deed. You would sit across from each

44:58

other like this and you have yours, I

45:00

have mine. You start, you open. I

45:04

missed, it goes here. Then

45:06

you go, and you keep going back and

45:08

forth until... Did this ever show

45:10

up on camera if you're looking at old

45:12

episodes? I

45:15

swear that I

45:17

thought it was George's went. Yeah, George has

45:20

spitballs in his hairline. Because one of the

45:22

things I thought it was a skin condition.

45:24

No, no, spitballs. One

45:27

of the things, during rehearsal, if somebody was

45:29

having trouble with a hefty amount of dialogue,

45:32

we'd all go, look at these

45:34

in there, we'll be there for you on

45:37

the night pal. And then just pepper, pepper

45:39

them. That's relentless. Well, then

45:41

they remembered to do that thing, you know, Georgie

45:43

was the best at it. Where

45:45

you just close one eye as he's

45:48

talking to you, like the camera's over

45:50

him, so you can't see it. But

45:52

it's a simplest thing, but goddamn, it

45:54

starts to get funny. The guy keeps,

45:57

you know... Do

46:00

you guys have a ritual after the

46:02

taping? You know, if it's... Football, booze,

46:04

and... Or maybe not so much booze,

46:06

but definitely pot. Foosball and pot. Okay.

46:10

That sounds like a fun ritual. I was in

46:12

the one show a day business. Yeah, you can't.

46:14

We had a party the first night we did

46:17

one in 1993. We

46:19

were all hungover the next day and realized,

46:21

if this goes well, we have 30 more

46:23

years to do every day. We can't have

46:25

any parties. But you could Friday night. You

46:28

would... No, everyone was just too bright. Everyone

46:31

just wanted to get away from each other. So we

46:34

never had that. You'd

46:36

have a Christmas party or something, but never

46:38

had that, which I would think, in

46:40

that kind of television where you're making, what, 22 a year? And

46:43

it's these weeks. Sometimes

46:46

26. Yeah, 24, 24, 22, bounced

46:48

around. Oh.

46:51

But you were not just performing.

46:53

You were writing. You

46:55

got to have all your

46:57

brain cells firing to do that. We

47:00

could show up the next day. Yeah. Exactly.

47:05

Yeah. All brain cells firing

47:07

from the masturbating bear. We

47:11

got a good shot of what's going on with Woody here. I

47:13

know. Yeah, you should see... I think

47:15

there's a camera right there. No, just a little... By

47:17

the way... Wrapped by Mr. Danson. Wrapped

47:21

by Danson. RBD. I'm

47:24

looking at your socks. Yeah, RBD. RBD.

47:27

Wrapped. Weed

47:30

socks. Why do they

47:32

do that? Theoretically, it makes no... Anyway,

47:35

drink more of your blood. You

47:37

got your weed socks on, and then... You have

47:40

your own dispensary, is that the idea? Right down

47:42

the road, I haven't seen you there yet. No.

47:44

No, I'm not much of a... What's good trust, Woody?

47:46

Well, you know, you can just come and hang out

47:48

in the Ganges Giggle Garden. Yeah, it's right where... I

47:51

would love to be in Dumois once for being in

47:54

the Ganges Giggle Garden. Instead of always here. He's

47:56

having sushi. There he is chatting up some

47:58

people and taking selfies. selfies when

48:00

they don't want selfies. A

48:03

little bit sick that way. The guns

48:06

and giggle garden you have at your...

48:08

Yeah, it's really spectacular. It's spectacular. It's

48:10

got coy pines and macaws and like

48:12

it's beautiful. It's like you're in the

48:14

tropics or something. It's right down Santa

48:18

Monica, just east of Sweetser. Okay,

48:21

I'll check it out. This is the guy who won't

48:23

do commercials on the podcast, but except

48:25

for... Except for promoting the woods. The

48:27

woods. And also holy water. Now there's

48:30

a bar too under the

48:32

same roof, but separated by

48:34

law. Separated by all

48:36

the nonsense the government insists.

48:39

But it works. It works. Yeah, it works

48:41

great. Yeah, it's actually beautiful. You should go.

48:44

Okay, I'm gonna go. It's

48:46

the most beautiful dispensary ever. For sure. I don't

48:48

go to a lot of dispensaries and I have

48:50

nothing against it. It's just that in your

48:53

experience, Sony, you've noticed that it doesn't...

48:55

When I've tried... It doesn't hit you.

48:57

It doesn't hit me. It somehow doesn't

49:00

fit my personality. You're large. I metabolized

49:02

it very quickly and turned it just

49:04

into more self hate. Are you inhaling?

49:06

Oh, I'm supposed to blow it at

49:09

other people. Oh,

49:12

yeah, I gotta get into it. Because you're a

49:14

gummy person, Sona. I do it all.

49:16

I don't discriminate. You move to gummies?

49:18

You're gonna have to come. I do.

49:20

I absolutely do. And I want to.

49:22

I live in Altadena, so it's hard

49:24

for me to go further. But

49:27

you know what? Maybe it's after work. It's

49:29

literally seven minutes from here. That's great.

49:31

We're trying to get her to work.

49:33

Oh, maybe I'll go before. She'll be

49:35

in the giggle garden. The gunga giggle

49:37

garden. So Ted, you find the gummy.

49:39

The gummy relaxes you. Yeah, it's

49:42

also... I'm not trying to put smoke

49:44

in my lungs anymore. So

49:46

the gummy's worth more. Yeah, the gummy's

49:48

worth. I take gummy's to go to...

49:51

Not to go to sleep, but to

49:53

stay asleep. You can get the CBD

49:55

with THC combo. And it

49:57

really helps. It really works. And you've done that for years. Sony

50:00

you've always said to me you're gummy and you

50:02

got a great night's sleep. Oh, I love

50:04

I love my gummies Now when you were

50:06

breastfeeding no gummies, right? No, no not yeah

50:08

No, and when I was pregnant no gummies,

50:10

but as soon as I was done what

50:12

a purist I well, you know Yeah,

50:15

I don't know. I don't want to get my

50:17

babies high. Do I don't know they could have been Twins

50:20

and then what if they they were born and they high-five

50:22

each other on the way out? On

50:25

the way out, I don't know they're just They're

50:28

born you know, they're just like they're

50:31

relaxed they saunter out Yeah,

50:35

no they come out in the leather

50:37

jackets and they high-five and they saunter

50:39

yeah, okay. He's had a really good

50:41

nine-month sleep Yeah

50:44

started you mean to continue you know

50:46

get him You

50:53

have the best advice Yeah

51:00

One milligram There's

51:04

the guy with two ice packs on his About

51:11

an hour ago and it's covered

51:13

in bandages thing do as I

51:15

do Ironically

51:19

not high How

51:22

we're on camera with this tell the truth is

51:24

it starting to ache a little bit elsewhere you

51:26

know It's it's starting

51:28

a glass. It was really quite

51:30

aching this this hand was just

51:32

feeling Man, I got I cut

51:35

it open in several places You

51:37

think you should go to the hospital? I mean, I know

51:39

talking to me as a priority, but would you do you

51:41

think that maybe it would be a good idea to get

51:43

It checked out. I feel like Dr.

51:46

Danson took care of everything. Thank you,

51:48

but yeah Yeah,

51:50

I will need some form

51:53

of painkiller no question. I

51:55

understand I did decide to

51:57

quit I was I just came back from San Francisco

52:00

Francisco the night or

52:02

no yesterday those two days I had

52:04

I'm like I'm done. I'm done smoking.

52:06

I'm done drinking I'm not doing any of

52:08

it anymore. Hmm. And then after this accident,

52:11

I'm like I'm getting back on the phone

52:15

You might have been if you hadn't quit for two

52:17

days you might not have hit the Tesla Maybe

52:22

you tensed up and everything because you weren't in

52:25

an altered state Since

52:27

the now we have terrible ideas on this

52:31

We're telling people all kinds of shit. You

52:33

wouldn't have been in that motorcycle accident if you

52:35

had been sober, but the guy was great Hi,

52:41

yeah, I said it wrong Well, first of

52:44

all, it was his son's car So he

52:46

was feeling bad about that part of it

52:48

wasn't even his car But he was the

52:50

coolest guy his name's Ben and he's

52:52

like trying to get me What

52:55

what is your number so I can and I

52:57

said well I don't I don't have a phone and

52:59

he's like you don't have a phone. It

53:01

sounds really evasive my life Cuz you don't not

53:03

you do not have a cell phone. No, you

53:05

never have I'd know I had I had it

53:07

until four and a half Years ago and I

53:09

got rid of it. So I

53:12

was already seeming evasive to him

53:14

and then he's like, well, okay What is your

53:16

insurance and I said I don't know

53:20

He's serious like I would know what my

53:23

so Then

53:26

he wants you know, he wants to

53:28

see okay show me your license Show

53:31

my license which I'm a Texan.

53:33

It's a Texas license. He's like,

53:35

but don't you have an LA

53:38

License a California. No, I don't

53:40

have well luckily anyway, we used

53:43

his phone called my wife She

53:45

came and then she

53:47

cleared everything up. She had the he recognized

53:49

you immediately. Yes. He did once I took

53:51

the helmet off Yes. Okay. So this guy's

53:54

in his Tesla. He's taking a left turn

53:57

Kefang kefang kefang. Yeah. Oh my

53:59

god. He gets out And

54:02

there's a guy lying there. He takes

54:04

off his helmet. I didn't take it off

54:07

immediately. For

54:09

a little bit, I had to get, shall

54:11

we say, the mandatory lecture. Why are you

54:13

passing me on the left? Why would you

54:15

do that? I shouldn't have.

54:19

But why? Then

54:21

you take it off. Then we had the bike.

54:25

By the way, how was your bike?

54:27

You find out how nice people are.

54:29

So many people stopped. Are you okay?

54:32

Yes, yes, please. People

54:34

are like, it's a long line of

54:37

cars going both directions, you know, like

54:39

slowing down and I don't

54:41

know if they're lucky or not, but it

54:43

seemed like many were trying to be helpful.

54:45

And then we tried to push the bike,

54:47

but the bike, somehow the brakes are just

54:49

locked up on that bike, front and back

54:51

wheel. So we're trying to move

54:53

it and it's pushing against the brakes. So

54:56

it was just to get it the few feet

54:58

out of the road. It's still sticking a little

55:01

bit in the road. Honestly, at a certain point,

55:03

couldn't push it anymore. And the

55:05

guys, and then I take off my helmet and he goes, oh,

55:08

I know you. He says, I can't

55:10

remember your name. Of course. Woody.

55:15

And then we started talking and he was actually a

55:18

very nice guy. He had a really, the best joke

55:20

of the day, which was, you

55:22

know, after Laura came and she

55:24

showed him the insurance card and

55:26

everything. And I says, and you

55:29

make sure you have the number.

55:31

And he goes, yeah, but you're married.

55:40

And Laura laughed. He's cool. I'm going to hang

55:42

out with him. I think I know. I

55:47

know what your opening line is going to be. Have

55:49

I got a houseboat for you? I'm

55:54

going to show up at that houseboat and there's a guy that

55:56

Ben's going to be there. You

56:01

were grilling holes in the boat. I

56:03

was grilling holes in the bottom

56:05

of the boat. Woody, for

56:07

God's sake, take care of yourself, all

56:09

right? Because you are beloved. People love

56:12

you. And just take care of yourself.

56:14

Thank you, sir. All right? And go

56:17

slow. Don't pass on the left.

56:19

Just be careful, okay? Okay, sure.

56:21

Thank you. And I

56:23

want to tell you both, honored to sit here with you

56:25

and talk to you both. Hilarious

56:28

and just a great hang. I

56:30

mean, really, it's a treat. And

56:32

I'm looking forward to your show.

56:34

I know the first one just

56:36

dropped. They're coming fast and furious

56:38

now. And I wish you

56:40

nothing but success, as my people say, mazel

56:42

tov. Mazel tov to

56:44

both of you. Thank you. Mazel tov to you and

56:46

your people. I don't know what... But seriously, it's just

56:48

cool to sit in a room with you guys. It's

56:55

very cool. I got you. Thank you. Thanks, man.

56:57

Really enjoyed it. Thank you very much for doing

56:59

this. And I think we should get

57:01

you some real medical attention. Hoy, hoy, hoy.

57:04

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm going to slap in

57:06

the face. Yeah. But it's George Wyndon here,

57:08

who apparently just graduated from... We want

57:11

to let people know that on

57:13

our show, we also interview Conan.

57:15

That's right. That's right. And I

57:18

think a wonderful interview. Beautiful. Very

57:20

nice. Yeah. Very respectful. It's

57:24

not how I remember it. I

57:26

remember going home crying, weeping. But

57:29

yes, and I'll do it anytime. Anytime you

57:32

guys... On our show back

57:34

in the day, when a guest fell through at the

57:36

last minute, my first guest was always Al Roker. I'll

57:39

be your Al Roker. Oh my God. Anytime someone

57:41

falls through, I'll come in. Thank

57:43

you, sir. Yeah. Can we not get out?

57:48

Oh, I see. Aim higher. Assholes!

58:03

Now, Sona, you and your friends just went on a pretty cool

58:05

trip. Tell me about it. Where'd you

58:07

go? We did. We went to Palm

58:10

Spring, then we got an Airbnb. And so we had the house

58:12

to ourselves, which was really nice. So we were just

58:14

at your house the other day. I hung out with your kids.

58:16

We had a fun time. I think one of them bit me.

58:19

But I probably deserved it. I

58:22

was noticing your house is really nice. Would you ever

58:24

Airbnb your house? I would. I actually would.

58:26

For some extra cash if nobody was there. Yeah.

58:29

If Tak was there. If

58:31

your husband was there, you'd Airbnb the house without telling

58:33

him. Why not? Well, your house is very

58:35

nice. I think people would enjoy it. Yeah. And

58:38

you can make some extra money. That's right. It's

58:40

a great idea. When you're away, your home

58:42

can be an Airbnb. Your home might be

58:44

worth more than you think. Find out how

58:46

much at airbnb.com/host. There's

58:59

nothing quite like the feeling of an upgrade when

59:01

you're traveling. Well, as a T-Mobile customer, you can

59:03

take the perks with you. Check this out. Whether

59:06

you're going on a weekend getaway out of the

59:08

mountains or let's say you're on a dream vacation

59:10

or in my case, a work trip to Thailand,

59:12

it's just fantastic. Let me explain. It

59:15

starts the moment you take off with free

59:17

in-flight Wi-Fi so you can stream your favorite

59:19

show on the go. I mean,

59:21

that's incredible. That is actually pretty sweet. I love

59:23

that. I mean, that's insane. I'm always

59:25

there with my credit card. You

59:28

know, I can't figure it out. I lose the

59:30

credit card. The phone is stolen. Someone punches me.

59:32

You start crying. I cry a lot. When

59:35

you land, T-Mobile's got you covered with 15% off

59:37

all Hilton brands and an upgrade to

59:39

Hilton Honor's silver. Plus, you're covered with

59:42

five gigabytes. Five gigabytes. That's more

59:44

than four of high-speed data in over

59:46

215 countries and destinations with the Go

59:49

5G Plus or Next plans. These are just

59:51

a few of the perks that feel like

59:53

big wins when you travel with T-Mobile. It's

59:56

nice to stay connected to your family. I Travel a

59:58

lot. I do these travel shows. And

1:00:00

of I'm filming another country. I know I can get

1:00:02

to my family right away yet but usually don't wanna

1:00:04

speak to me. But. They

1:00:07

have a your call the lot don't

1:00:09

the I suspect in the screening is

1:00:11

s find out how you can experience

1:00:14

travel better at T mobile.com/travel Today. Qualifying

1:00:16

plan required Why Fi were available on

1:00:18

Let Us Airlines registration and held an

1:00:20

Honors membership required for Hilton. Owner says

1:00:23

it's terms and conditions apply. Redo

1:00:35

Something a little different right now.

1:00:37

Matt Gourley could not be with

1:00:40

us today. He's out buying Spats

1:00:42

and Face which is a popular

1:00:44

covering of a Susan the Nineteen

1:00:46

Thirties com it takes all day.

1:00:48

Yeah he saw his is going

1:00:51

oliver Pasadena to get really authentic

1:00:53

spats but I'm because macro he's

1:00:55

not here. Ah you know when

1:00:57

life gives you lemons they say

1:00:59

you should try and make a

1:01:02

lemon juice so is not the

1:01:04

same. It's lemonade. As it's some

1:01:06

sort of juice juice of the lemon

1:01:08

I think is what they say anyway

1:01:10

as the lemon these when life gives

1:01:12

you lemons you should crush the lemons

1:01:14

know and the secretion then should be

1:01:16

put into a gladiator were increasing This.

1:01:18

An accretion word is wet ruin

1:01:20

that for. You okay? Let's move

1:01:23

on. Yeah, nah, let's keep

1:01:25

mining this on and you'll

1:01:27

get there when life gives

1:01:29

us our free and harvest

1:01:31

that fruit. Crush it? yeah

1:01:33

to make a bitter tasting

1:01:35

juice. Nuts I listen. Because.

1:01:38

My girl is in here. David. Hopping

1:01:40

is filling in. Hello David! Nice that

1:01:42

David. Fair to say you are pretty

1:01:44

much my full time assistant now that

1:01:47

Sona has twins. Are you? Sure enough

1:01:49

I mean well yeah, it's. It's. Feels like

1:01:51

a dig is coming at me. Is not

1:01:53

dig at a yeah? I yes yes pretty

1:01:55

much does everything for me in. Own.

1:01:59

Memory. Oh no, no, no, no. You text

1:02:02

me sometimes when the car is in front of my house

1:02:04

to take me to the airport. We never did switch that

1:02:06

over. We never switched that over. My phone number

1:02:08

is still associated with. So I won't

1:02:11

hear from you for a long time and

1:02:14

then suddenly I get a text, your

1:02:16

car is waiting for you to take

1:02:18

you to the airport. Yeah. And the phone

1:02:20

number so you can get in touch with

1:02:22

whoever is driving you. Yes. That's called assisting.

1:02:25

Yes. And that is what I'm doing.

1:02:27

Okay. Well, listen, thank you for that.

1:02:30

I don't know, 200 things I need in my

1:02:32

life. That is one. And thank you. You're welcome.

1:02:34

Now, but when it comes to getting my creams,

1:02:36

my bombs, my ointments. Actually, Sona's number is still

1:02:38

on a lot of things. I am. Sona follows

1:02:40

along any time I do something. I do. Various

1:02:44

potions and powders that keep me looking pretty.

1:02:46

Yeah. Yeah. Help my body stay healthy. My

1:02:49

number is still associated with a lot of those. So then

1:02:51

I'll take data. You ever get a call and you're

1:02:53

like, Conan's on that? Yeah. Because

1:02:55

as I start to fall apart, there's-

1:02:58

Darts? Rough. Well, I'm sorry, but various-

1:03:00

There's so many filthy bombs. Or

1:03:02

is it pedic structures are applied to

1:03:04

my body? Anyway. Your

1:03:08

orthopedic structures? Neither of our numbers are on

1:03:10

for now. Oh, I think Adam gets those.

1:03:12

I don't know why. Anyway,

1:03:17

I want

1:03:19

to talk to you, David, because as you

1:03:21

know, I don't really go on

1:03:23

social media much. I'm

1:03:26

pretty ignorant of what's going on out there. I know

1:03:28

TikTok's a big thing. It is. I

1:03:30

don't really go on TikTok. And

1:03:32

I'm just curious, do I have any

1:03:35

presence on TikTok? Am I someone who's on

1:03:37

TikTok? Because I don't put things on TikTok.

1:03:39

How does it work? Well, first of all,

1:03:41

you technically are on TikTok because there's the

1:03:43

at Team Coco account. Okay. So that's something

1:03:45

I'm- And this is, by the way, I

1:03:48

feel, not that we ever get

1:03:50

political here, but it's when they quiz Trump

1:03:52

about his businesses. And he goes like, I had no idea.

1:03:54

I actually have no idea.

1:03:57

I have no idea that we have

1:03:59

an amazing- social team here,

1:04:01

Incredible, Blay, Ruthie,

1:04:04

Sam. I

1:04:06

mean, just, they're killing it. Yeah, they are.

1:04:08

They're killing it. And they do an incredible

1:04:10

job making me look cool. I don't know

1:04:12

about these things, but they put stuff on

1:04:15

TikTok? I mean, there's a good chance that

1:04:17

you right now talking about not knowing you're

1:04:19

on TikTok is on TikTok right now. Okay,

1:04:21

okay. Yeah, you never know. Well, thank you,

1:04:24

Chinese government. I

1:04:27

hope I please my overlords.

1:04:29

You don't like to get

1:04:31

political or anything. No, I

1:04:34

wish to please. Shout out to the

1:04:36

Chinese government. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. You

1:04:39

know, I know what's what. Yeah. So

1:04:42

am I on TikTok? You

1:04:45

are. Okay. And what kind of

1:04:47

ways would I be on TikTok? Would they just

1:04:49

be showing clips of things? I just want to

1:04:51

know. Yeah, clips from the podcast, clips from the

1:04:53

TVS show. Then you also have like fans on

1:04:56

there. Let me pull

1:04:58

up. One second. You should

1:05:00

do those dances. Which dance? You

1:05:02

should do one of those like synchronized dances that they

1:05:04

do for TikTok. Right. You know how old

1:05:06

I am, right? I do. Yeah. I just

1:05:09

think it's cool. Nope. You

1:05:11

know, you just want to see me make a

1:05:13

complete after myself. He has a dance. Other people

1:05:15

have emulated the string dance. Oh.

1:05:17

That's the right dance that I was doing that was

1:05:19

30 years ago. You were TikToking before TikTok

1:05:22

even happened. Maybe I invented TikTok

1:05:24

and maybe I invented China. Maybe

1:05:28

I went too far. There's

1:05:31

probably a statue of me in Beijing. Conan,

1:05:34

the first TikToker. All

1:05:37

right. What are you doing? Take your time

1:05:39

with the phone, by the way. Thank you. Well, for some

1:05:41

reason, I'm not on the Wi-Fi. So now I'm, anyway.

1:05:45

So there's this trend where people are saying

1:05:47

who's a male celebrity that they would feel

1:05:49

safe alone in a room with. And

1:05:52

a lot of people are, for some reason, saying you.

1:05:54

Wait a minute. I don't know how to

1:05:56

feel about that. That just means they

1:05:59

see me as. Why not a threat? Not

1:06:01

a flash? Why don't I want I want to

1:06:03

be sought a you? Why not? It's at all

1:06:05

right. A bad way. But just like all I

1:06:08

I don't I might lose control of. I was

1:06:10

in a room with some the I. Pay

1:06:12

my list. Lose control round you may

1:06:14

as you would not lose control. Know

1:06:16

I am. I would not lose control. Yeah,

1:06:18

yeah, I'm very afraid of any sexual situation.

1:06:20

gets me at So anyway. so what they're

1:06:23

saying is that they that's a good say,

1:06:25

that it's a good one. Women are saying

1:06:27

they feel said would feel safer. Romney? Yeah,

1:06:29

while they they should because I'm completely inert.

1:06:33

No, I'm not. Come. On now similar What lots

1:06:36

you ladies guys yeah that's a in

1:06:38

a room with your lady in their

1:06:40

you cancer going to fall off his

1:06:42

our you want. Know, I just think

1:06:44

I'll be nice sometimes. If people say it's

1:06:47

like at that old saying we're you know,

1:06:49

bunch of women are room and ago opponent.

1:06:51

You're just one of the girls you can

1:06:53

gab with. Assesses I feel Sahara. Demanded

1:06:57

a little engine and you look down and

1:06:59

you're wearing a bikini. A success of such.

1:07:02

As you pointed out, because it made you feel

1:07:04

like it's herself what was happening. You wanna

1:07:06

be like The Beatles on Ed Sullivan? You

1:07:09

want the girls to be like now. Now

1:07:11

now and I am I have

1:07:13

realistic expectations or should I say

1:07:15

said sped stations and by as

1:07:18

I know I just came and

1:07:20

know and feel safe anymore Us

1:07:22

as insists aides were ladies. I'm

1:07:24

glad you feel safe around me

1:07:27

because. I

1:07:30

don't know I don't know that that's of

1:07:32

the you know but like but like is

1:07:34

Brad Pitt.on the elevator they they would do

1:07:37

would be a charged environments right now you

1:07:39

know or off in butler that's the the

1:07:41

environment would change. What they're saying is of

1:07:43

i got an elevator internal brian was on

1:07:45

it the be node say into the atmosphere

1:07:48

else who said everything they just said a

1:07:50

room yeah use of users put yourself on

1:07:52

the elevator or eating. Scenarios in your.

1:07:54

Mind know that gets a com and one you're

1:07:56

on an elevator. Oh someone else gets on. You

1:07:59

want to make sure. They feel safe. Your.

1:08:01

Fantasizing about being in an elevator

1:08:03

with Brad Pitt as well. And

1:08:05

you want. Or Brad Paisley. Any

1:08:07

breath. A lot for Brad Garrett is

1:08:09

it has to be a brat. I

1:08:12

love what you're saying is like you're

1:08:14

like sexual insulation Yes yeah I'm a

1:08:16

foam that ah that blocks out a

1:08:19

neutralizes any sexual energy yeah Ima yeah

1:08:21

I am are sold in so well

1:08:23

on we don't have gone on to

1:08:25

talk about what his like fan accounts.

1:08:28

There's this one that pops up a

1:08:30

lot of called just bits and pieces

1:08:32

and they did. They

1:08:35

do a lot. Of like compilations like

1:08:37

you to and the have Nots as

1:08:39

on and on and I thought yeah

1:08:42

and that's the band like they did

1:08:44

this one that's kind of like a

1:08:46

first step of Conan once. Was

1:08:49

a thirst drop? You'll see in a sec. Oh

1:08:52

wow, look at that clippers we from a long time ago. Latina

1:08:56

you in a sexual. Were very girls

1:08:58

even I would say you know

1:09:00

is a beard I'm drinking wine

1:09:03

hey. Ed sits in

1:09:05

pieces side. Say bits and

1:09:07

pieces. You got the right idea about

1:09:09

Conan O'brien. That's the guy. And

1:09:11

what? That guy out there and from bits

1:09:13

and pieces on turtles. They

1:09:16

see he sees that those clips from.

1:09:18

Their yeah I know. Bottom line is as

1:09:21

I could change my profile little bit from

1:09:23

being. Sexual. For insulating

1:09:25

foam to are you know a

1:09:28

guy who's. In

1:09:30

a real men men I feel like you need

1:09:32

to come up with like some kind of tic

1:09:34

toc trend for people to do. That's probably good

1:09:36

idea to have any ideas because I'm this is

1:09:39

not something I'd be good at. Sona Yoga idea

1:09:41

for it took doctor and. I

1:09:43

mean time the trends a lot

1:09:45

like dances and or or like

1:09:47

garden sound bites. Sound. Like

1:09:50

Soundbite said, people talk over a do

1:09:52

things with. I have no idea as far as

1:09:54

the hell am I turned to use own and you don't

1:09:56

know what you're talking about? No, I don't Will I hereby

1:09:58

ready? There's a lot of. Knowledge is out there

1:10:01

you know like oh hey like member there's

1:10:03

a big thing the cinnamon challenge or you

1:10:05

took a a spoonful cinnamon The sentiment there's

1:10:07

like a lot of challenges see you could

1:10:09

do a challenge something maybe that yeah you're

1:10:11

good at the are challenging other pick up

1:10:14

on it I about my sounds as get

1:10:16

nine hours of sleep and then it says

1:10:18

footy it's effects of me sleeping for nine

1:10:20

hours but like really cool music is playing

1:10:22

in the background. I think that the max

1:10:24

you can do as like a ten minute

1:10:27

video of a little clips of me as

1:10:29

a different parts. Of the night just getting

1:10:31

a good sound. Nine hours of sleep, well

1:10:33

rested Charles Taylor out of my salad and

1:10:35

the corner of Ryan well rested. Zal! Yes!

1:10:38

That's what we're going to jail. Everyone was yeah, My

1:10:40

watch out for that ladies of a foreign after.

1:10:42

So like a the or you're like okay I'm

1:10:45

I'm era where I'm at. Take the well rested

1:10:47

them yet a take and then I'd show clips

1:10:49

to be sleeping in that how do I look

1:10:51

after him I well recollect you're allowing you to

1:10:54

smoke well rested and you say that was very

1:10:56

satisfying as and that's it. Yeah, tenuously. Not

1:10:59

really. I used to be able to and nine

1:11:01

and you're doing. I wish I wake up. I

1:11:04

know I wake up a lot in the night

1:11:06

and think why? Why? Why bad Or the Clippers?

1:11:08

Everything and salads you can't do your

1:11:10

side. Not be able to do it myself? That

1:11:12

is why that's why I like the sound. right?

1:11:17

David thanks for stopping by I think

1:11:19

you helped and sona thank you for

1:11:21

I was letting me know when a

1:11:23

cars and sigma the airport the just.

1:11:28

Conan O'brien needs a friend with

1:11:30

Conan O'brien's Sonam Associates and Macworld

1:11:32

Produced by Me. Macworld Executive produced

1:11:34

by Adam Sachs, Nick Leo and

1:11:36

Jeff Ross A Team Cocoa and

1:11:38

Calling Anderson and Cody Fisher at

1:11:40

Your Was Theme song by the

1:11:42

White Stripes, incidental music by Jimmy's

1:11:44

Athena. Take it Away to Me.

1:11:49

Or supervising producer is an Blair

1:11:51

and Or associate Talent Producers: Jennifer

1:11:54

Samples engineering and mixing by Eduardo

1:11:56

for As and Brendan Byrne. Additional

1:11:58

production Support: Timers Moon. talent

1:12:00

booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Britt

1:12:02

Kohn. You can rate and review this show

1:12:05

on Apple Podcasts and you might find your

1:12:07

review read on a future episode. Got

1:12:09

a question for Conan? Call the Team Coco

1:12:11

hotline at 669-587-2847 and leave a message. It

1:12:16

too could be featured on a future episode.

1:12:18

And if you haven't already, please subscribe to

1:12:20

Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend wherever fine podcasts

1:12:22

are downloaded. I

1:12:37

think I'm a pretty chill person, Sona, but there's

1:12:39

one thing that freaks me out when

1:12:42

I have to wait a long time for furniture.

1:12:44

I know. You ever have that happen? All the

1:12:46

time. If you hate waiting for furniture, have

1:12:48

you met All Modern? I have. Yeah.

1:12:52

Aren't they great? I really

1:12:54

like All Modern. All Modern brings you

1:12:56

the best of modern furniture and they deliver

1:12:58

it for free in days, nights, not weeks,

1:13:01

days. Waiting weeks for your

1:13:03

order to arrive isn't ideal, especially when you've

1:13:05

just moved. You want to be sitting around

1:13:07

in an empty apartment? No. Get

1:13:09

your sofa ASAP. That means as

1:13:11

soon as possible. From All Modern

1:13:13

and sit comfortably while building out the rest of

1:13:15

your space, that's Modern Made

1:13:18

Simple. Let me explain. At All Modern,

1:13:20

you'll find only the best of modern

1:13:22

styles from Scandi to mid-century, minimalist to

1:13:25

maximalist. Every piece is hand-vetted

1:13:27

for quality and designed for real life. Not

1:13:29

the best of modern outdoor furniture, Thomas Decor,

1:13:31

and everything in between. Find timeless

1:13:33

designs in every style that fold function and

1:13:35

fun all at once. From

1:13:38

small decor swaps to full room

1:13:40

revamps, All Modern has you

1:13:43

covered, baby. Shop

1:13:45

online at allmodern.com or visit

1:13:47

them in store in Linfield

1:13:49

and Dedham, Massachusetts. Hey, I

1:13:51

was a summer camp counselor in Dedham.

1:13:53

So cool. Or in Austin, Texas,

1:13:56

where I was.