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Hey guys, Conan here to tell

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you about a brand new Team

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Coco podcast. It's called Where Everybody

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Knows Your Name with Ted Danson

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and Woody Harrelson sometimes. Woody's

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not always there, but he's there a lot.

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It's a really fun time where Ted and

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Woody are reunited more than 30 years after

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their first time together on Cheers. You'll

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hear some great guests on the show like

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Will Arnett, Jane Fonda, Chef

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Jose Andres, Kristen

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Bell, even me. Yes,

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that's right. I got to join the

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guys for an episode, which we recorded

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on the rooftop of the Team Coco

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office. The full episode is out now.

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Here's a short clip. Let me

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pick your brain about podcasts. Woody

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and I being new at this. Do

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you sit there and think, wait, Mike, I

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don't want my kids to hear me be

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this way tell this story. Do you or

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my mom and my dad, do you censor

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yourself? Not really. I don't, and

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I'll tell you, and this is going to sound like a joke, but

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it's not. My children have no interest

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in listening to my podcast and I

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take that as a healthy sign. So

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they will never hear this because

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they care about themselves and their

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lives. And I am a

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figure, you know, like a sitcom dad is

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always a figure of ridicule. I am

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a sitcom dad. When I go home, they're

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not interested. I'll say something

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and there's a lot of eye rolling in.

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Yeah, dad, that's what it's called a gif.

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No, it's gif, you know, whatever. I'm

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the idiot. There's a laugh track. And

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my parents they

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don't consume podcasts at their age. And

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so, so you can say what

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you want. Yeah. I mean, it's

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about spelling, but no, I feel

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badly about that. He made some

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good shows and

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then some other shows, you know, but whatever you just a

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good man. And what am I to say things? What do

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you do when you have a guest that's

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like pulling teeth? Because this has

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been a real challenge today for me and William,

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to be honest. I know. This

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is the most taxing challenge I am

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withholding. Oh, my God. What

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do you do with people, though? Seriously?

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I just start... It's so funny because we would...

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I learned this from years and years of doing the late night show.

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It hasn't really happened on the podcast because on

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the podcast, you don't make as many. The

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real challenge was to do a late night show and

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I did end up doing whatever it is, 4,000

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hours of broadcasting, three guests a

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night. Sometimes

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not even music, sometimes three talk guests a night. You

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do the math and you realize there were so many

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times I was out there with the

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seventh lead on a

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WB show that you've never heard of that

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lasted three months named

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Saz Bichler. And I'm like,

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here he is. And he's 19. He's had

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no life experience. And he plays Chiz.

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So here, he all knows

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he's Chiz on You

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Better Not, Saz

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Bichler. And he would come out and he's just,

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you know, six weeks ago was working at whatever

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polishing trays at Chipotle and now he's

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sitting there. And yeah, sometimes

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lightning strikes and this kid

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has an amazing things to say, but there's a lot

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of times where they've got absolutely nothing

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to say. And so I would just start

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talking and fortunately he has sidekick

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Andy Rector is really funny. And Andy would be sitting on

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the other side and I'd be like, you know, Saz, it's

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funny because it says you worked at Chipotle. I was at

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Chipotle once and I have to say, and then Andy would

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go like, oh, you got, don't get me started on Chipotle.

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And we would go and Saz would be laughing

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and then the whole thing would be over and I'd say, Saz,

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fantastic. You know, oh

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no, you better not check it out on

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the WB and everyone would applaud. And

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then my producer

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afterwards would say, you know, you

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were worried about him. I thought Saz did pretty

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well. And I'd say, Saz didn't say a

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thing. It's a fucking thing. He

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didn't say a fucking thing. Look at

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the fucking tape. It's

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me and Andy talking about Chipotle. Hey, if

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you like that, head over to where everybody

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knows your name to listen to the rest

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of my conversation with Ted and Woody now.

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And be sure to subscribe and follow wherever

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you get your podcasts. These guys are really

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fun. Check it out.