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So now this was a very nice day today. It was. Because

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over here at our headquarters we got this great

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gift, Tillamook ice cream. I'm a monster for ice

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cream. I know you are too. I want

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to take a bath in it and then I want to eat

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the ice, eat the bath. Wait what? I

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want to like bathe in it. But then I want to eat

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it as I'm bathing in it. Yeah, yeah, that's a simple

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concept. You made it much more complicated. I'm sorry. Fill a

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bathtub with Tillamook ice cream. I will get in it and

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then I will eat my way out. That's all you need

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to do. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. They have so many great,

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it's such good ice cream and they have so many great

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flavors. I mean just off the top of my head, I

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don't know. Birthday cake, caramel swirl, banana split,

0:38

caramel toffee crunch, chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookie

0:40

dough. I think there's butter pecan, cookies and

0:42

cream, French vanilla, chocolate peanut butter. Malted

0:44

mousse shake I think is one. I can't

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remember too well. Mounted huckleberry, Tillamook mudslide, marion

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berry pie, monster cookie, old fashioned vanilla, rocky

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road, Oregon dark cherry, waffle cone swirl, prep

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mint bark. I'm just going off

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memory here. But holiday sugar

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cookie, orange and cream. Anyway

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so many great flavors and

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let's get started. Hi,

2:41

can you hear us, Pam? Hey!

2:43

Yay! Hi. How

2:45

are you? Great, great. I'm

2:47

so sorry. Oh, don't be sorry. Let's

2:50

explain to people listening that we've

2:53

had some technical difficulties and

2:57

can't say, was it our end?

2:59

Was it your end? We

3:02

could blame it on me. That's totally fine. I

3:04

was going to. Yeah, totally. Our equipment's fine. You

3:06

screwed this up, Pam. But I

3:09

don't blame you because I'm tech-phobic. And also

3:11

it might not even be something you did.

3:13

You might have been, have something wrong with you,

3:15

with the technology over there. I

3:18

don't know. I can't explain it, but here

3:20

I am. The important thing is you're here.

3:22

We're all happy. Where are you calling from?

3:24

Where are you in this wonderful world? I'm

3:27

in Farmington, Connecticut. Where

3:29

is Farmington? It's right in the

3:31

middle of Connecticut, next to Hartford,

3:33

sort of. I know Connecticut well.

3:35

I really like Connecticut. That's

3:37

a good state. And

3:40

tell us a little bit about yourself. What's

3:43

your jam? What do you do? So

3:47

yeah, I lived in

3:49

Connecticut my whole life. And

3:52

I can't. You should get out sometimes.

3:54

You should leave occasionally. You

3:56

know what I mean? You should see what I

3:58

mean. You should see what I mean. hoping

8:00

we can identify, you know, like, can

8:02

I eat this? And I'm always like,

8:05

I cannot identify what, you know,

8:07

with 100% certainty. So I would

8:10

say, don't eat it. And

8:12

then we also get little

8:14

kids that ingest mushrooms as

8:17

well, which I always think is interesting, you

8:20

know, because I can't get my kids to eat a

8:22

mushroom on a good day from the grocery store. Yeah,

8:25

my kids still won't eat them. My kids still will not eat

8:27

a mushroom. Have you tried Play-Doh? Yeah,

8:29

I make them out of Play-Doh and I gob them right

8:31

up. So, okay. We

8:34

crossed the tranq. So most

8:36

of these things, what are the most, I'm

8:40

saying, is there, I'm just

8:43

going to come right to the point because I don't know how

8:45

else to ask this. Is there a

8:47

poison that you've come across that's

8:50

untraceable by a coroner?

8:55

Odorless, tasteless. What's the

8:57

best of the poisons for, well, I'm

8:59

just going to say for murdering. For

9:01

murdering. You know. Yeah.

9:04

I mean, you know, back in the day,

9:06

arsenic was the thing, but now they can

9:08

tell. Yeah, now they could. Yeah, now they

9:10

can. They can. But yeah. It

9:13

used to be they couldn't tell, but now they can tell with arsenic. What

9:17

about rice? And remember in Breaking Bad?

9:19

That was their go-to. Rice and that

9:21

might be a good one. Digitalis. Oh,

9:25

so that's interesting. We could test for that

9:27

as well. You can test for digitalis? And

9:29

the potassium, you can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See,

9:32

that's not good. And you would see an

9:34

elevated potassium level in the blood work and

9:36

they'd be like, hmm, a cardiac dysrhythmia and

9:39

a high potassium. You were

9:41

murdered. I don't know. Yeah.

9:44

So. That's why I always

9:46

go back to just cut the break lines. Okay. If

9:49

the car goes off a cliff, it's very hard to

9:51

tell later on, especially if there's a fire, if the

9:53

break lines were cut or were they severed in

9:55

the fire. Should we be taking an Uber

9:58

home today? Yeah. Have

29:02

a break. Have a KitKat.