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Hello, and welcome to cool people who cool stuff.
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You're weekly reminder that it's worth fighting for shit
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sometimes. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy,
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and with me today is the one and only Francesco
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Fiorentini. I'm just good. How are you? I'm
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good? You know. I
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need I need this show. I think I'm feeling
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like I need to show I need to remember
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the bravery, the heroism, the
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fact that things have always been bad
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and there've always been people standing up to it
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and yeah, fighting the power and fucking the patriarchy.
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So yeah, I'm here for that. Yeah.
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Yeah. Usually we pretend like we recorded
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on a different day. This time we're actually recording
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on a different day, and like you
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all in the future will know more details than
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us. But there was like, yeah, another mass shooting yesterday
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and everyone's really in a terrible mood. Yeah,
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and so I was like, all
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I want to do is well I really
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want to do is go work on my truck or whatever, forget
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about the world. But hanging
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out with cool, weird pacifists
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in history who fight the FBI, I
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think that'll help. To our
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producer Sophie Hi, Sophie, Hi, Magpie,
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how are you doing Yeah,
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our audio engineer is Ian. Everyone say
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hi to Ian. No just
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En. Our
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theme music was written for us by on Woman. I have no
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idea if she listens regularly or not, so I have no strong
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reason to say hi to her in which case unless
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you're listening, which case Hi on Women. So
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are we left off? Everyone's really
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fucking mad about government repression and
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the government killing people in Vietnam,
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and lots of people are starting to do stuff about
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it. And some of those people they're pacifists
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and they're not rioting, but they're not doing nothing either.
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And one of them is a guy named William
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Davidson is who we're
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gonna a little bit hie
1:58
everything together with to tie
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it. Yeah, I already
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got his name wrong. His name is William david
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In. There's no S in his name. My
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brain reads the name david
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In and adds the S and
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I had to later go back through and find
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replace my whole script. I've never heard
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that name, but I feel like he's going to be cool, so there's
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a reason there's no S in it. Yeah.
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Yeah, he's the furthest thing from the SS.
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Yes. William
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Daviden is primarily
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a physicist and a teacher, Like there's
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a physics thing named after him, which I
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do not understand the slightest of I tried reading
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about it, but literally none of the nouns were
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nouns that my high school science education
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included. Oh god, so
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he's a science guy. So
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we'll just get even more weird breaking bad people
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going in more interesting directions than actual
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breaking bad. Yeah, seriously, less
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selfish directions, as we've laid out in
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episode one, part one. I mean, yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, I'm still holding out for the Walter
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White just makes napalm and gives it to pass fists.
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Yeah, so,
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David and William. He's a pass fist,
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and he's a progressive activist and he's a secular Jew.
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And if you need to find this guy, he's either going
3:14
to be studying physics or helping run the local
3:16
chapter of the ACLU. He's like, I
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feel like you can get a picture of this guy with that information,
3:22
you know, like you've you've met this guy. You don't
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suspect him of combitating
3:27
large numbers of felonies. No,
3:30
but but but they do it with like a smile, you
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know, like you have you know, you have a wonderful
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day. You know what I mean. I'm just going to you
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know, trespassing and a couple
3:38
of light misdemeanors and felonies and yeah,
3:41
exactly whatnot. And he gets called
3:44
mild mannered a lot, and I think
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this absolutely helped him get never
3:48
get caught for pulling off one of the greatest heights
3:50
in American history. Although
3:52
the one thing I found about him he managed
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to have kids with at least three different women. And
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he's also really famous for telling really
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really boring long jokes while
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committing crimes. Oh
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I love this. I know you're
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going in like like while making love
4:12
to these people, like you know now,
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that's how we like
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shut up and get inside me. Please
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please are
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you finished? No? I mean in both ways? Yeah? Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, please finish.
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Yeah, just struggling with the condom.
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I don't know how you know they're well do you
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ever hear the one about the condom? And
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like, shut up, don't even use it. Damn
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it, We're that
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That's exactly how it happened. Um,
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And I'm not gonna like stake my reputation
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on the fact that he had that
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was in my perusal of his personal
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life, which is largely left out of these histories.
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That's what I came up with. If I'm wrong, Sorry,
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his descendants, Yeah,
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the Davidens. Yeah,
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it pays Viden's you know what I'm saying. Daviden's
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all right, but that's
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a short, bad joke. So yeah,
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that's and that's more my speed, especially
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if you're hiding in a closet during a
5:13
raid on a draft board. Like literally,
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people would be hiding in a closet because
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they'd be in the middle of raiding a draft board to
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burn stuff, and he would tell some awful
5:23
joke and you can't do anything about
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it. You're a captive audience in like every
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possible way. Love that. Yeah.
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So in nineteen
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sixty six, I think, before he's
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a burglar, I know, it's before
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he's a burglar. He goes with a delegation
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of US Pacifists to talk in South
5:42
Vietnam, and
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it went well. They met with Buddhists and
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Catholics alike who were like, fuck, yeah, let's
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stop this war. This war sucks
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until they had a final press conference. And
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at this press conference it got interrupted. First
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students would throw eggs at them, not
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because he told a boar and joke as far as I can
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tell, but I'm not going to rule it out. And
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then cops came and busted up the meeting,
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and everyone's shouting shit the whole time, like if
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you're not with us here against us. Both the like students
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and the cops, who are like weirdly
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similarly similar vibe
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about how they're disrupting it. So then they get outside
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the conference, and as
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soon as they get outside, both the cops and the students
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like drop the anger and are like, sorry,
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we got told we had to do that. The military
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police made us disrupt you and throw exit
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you and stuff. You're you're fine with us, nothing
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personal anyway, We're off the block now,
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so you want to grab a drink. It's a great
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spot exactly, yeah,
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only instead the next day the Vietnamese
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police were like, now we're going to drive you to
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the airport, whether you like it or not. Goodbye.
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So he gets deported from Vietnam
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unceremoniously, not
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before like fathering at least one child
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and telling a bad jokes that the
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South Vietnamese still tell to this day about
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the yeahs
7:04
terrible fuck boys everywhere he used his yes
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indeed, no, no, he's he's
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gonna be Look, first of all, he's mild mannered.
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He can't be held accountable for anything, all
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right, he's a good guy. He's mild mannered. Yeah.
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Yeah, And that's why the David and Effect
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has a disambiguation page on Wikipedia
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between the joke about condoms
7:24
in order to not use them, right
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and the like science thing. Yeah,
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So he gets home, he tells
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one joke last the whole flight. He gets home, and he
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starts working to try and stop the war. But
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except he's actually a good guy. I'm like, there's
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actually literally nothing wrong with like, as long as everyone's
7:41
consenting, I don't care how many people
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you have kids with or whatever. Right, he
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keeps up his teaching, and he also keeps up his
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share of raising his two kids with his
7:50
wife. Okay, and
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all the hours that went into anti warship.
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He's still like,
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like half the men I've pro filed on this show gets
8:01
so involved in their activism that they just like fucking
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ditched their kids and their wife and shit, right, you
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know, and so like it. It actually
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really stands out to me that he's like an l right
8:10
guy totally of all of them, he like took
8:13
responsibility. Yeah it's nice. Yeah,
8:15
yeah, it's a nice change, I
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know. And
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so more people should be like taved
8:22
into this particular that particular
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part of it, actually a lot of it. He's actually,
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I mean, there's a reason he's on this show. So most
8:31
that work was at first with a group called
8:33
Resistance, and Resistance is an anti
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draft organization, and they had
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this really cool strategy. I
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love how like I kind of like thought I
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knew about Vietnam War
8:43
resistance in the United States, you
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know, and I just like keep finding
8:48
new things that they did, and there was like that
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were like involved. And so what Resistance
8:53
did is they went up to Jersey near
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an army base. They
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bought a coffeehouse and
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they ran a coffee house for soldiers
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and then the pacifists would
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come up and hang out and talk
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to on duty soldiers or off duty soldiers
9:09
but you know, active duty soldiers
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whatever. Yeah, befriend
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them, ask them
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what's wrong with their life, talk to them
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about how to get how to help, and
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then help them get the fuck out of the military.
9:22
Yes, And they helped deserters and they
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helped draft resistors, and they would take
9:27
people underground and like get people the fuck
9:29
out of the country. Yeah, the GI coffeehouse
9:32
movement was a huge like
9:34
it they were multiple, I believe
9:37
under I mean during Vietnam War. There's
9:39
a great documentary that sort of fell into this,
9:41
like nether Regions of before,
9:44
Like before documentaries
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like looked good, but there
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was like a you know moment in between, like two thousand and
9:52
five and six, when it was like, oh, if we
9:54
just waited three years, this would actually look way better.
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But it's called Sir No Sir, and it's about gis
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resisting the war and
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GI organizing, and yet coffeehouses
10:03
were a thing, and they could be like right outside
10:05
of bases and so like gis could
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have a place to go and not feel like, you know,
10:09
an officer was breathing down their necks and they could
10:11
like talk about, you know, how fucked
10:14
the war in Vietnam was. Yeah,
10:16
that I love how
10:18
many different things were
10:20
involved. Like I mean still
10:22
at the end of the day, I think that the Vietnam War was
10:24
stopped by the US being militarily defeated
10:27
by the Vietnamese, but it
10:30
sure helps that everyone was trying everything
10:32
to like, yes, disrupt this like
10:35
horrible anyway, So
10:38
so resistance it's not working.
10:41
I mean it's working, but it's not enough. The war
10:43
keeps going. And since he was a pacifist,
10:46
he's realizing he's watching the entire anti
10:49
war movement as six he's come to a close realizing
10:52
that the ship isn't working. More and more of them are arming
10:54
up and rioting harder and not being pacifists.
10:56
And I have I think both sides
10:58
are great in this particular thing, but
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for him this doesn't work right. He's like looking
11:04
at this and he's like, shit, the
11:06
sort of liberals aren't doing enough. But
11:08
then the people who want to take things further are doing it in
11:10
a direction that doesn't work for me, who
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is getting more and more hard but
11:16
in a way that remains pacifists. The
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Catholic left, So
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William who is a secular
11:25
Jew and he's not Catholic, which is I
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think why within this movement.
11:30
Like there's a book called Burglar for Peace, and I don't have
11:32
the name of the author right in front of me, which is terrible.
11:34
In that book he constantly refers
11:36
to the movement not as the Catholic Left, but as ultra resistance,
11:40
and so, and
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I think it might be because my guess,
11:45
I don't know, is that because it was heterogeneous
11:49
or whatever. Anyway, he
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goes and he joins it, and he becomes
11:54
a burglar for peace. He's stealing draft cards
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at night, and everyone assumes he's Quaker
11:58
or Catholic because those are the two largest groups
12:00
within this thing. Rumors
12:04
about FBI infiltration are all
12:06
over the place, and so this is on his mind too.
12:09
FBI Director jag Or Hoover had
12:12
just come out to the press about this growing anarchist
12:14
menace, the East Coast Conspiracy
12:17
to Save Lives. He
12:19
specifically said, I know right, I
12:21
love it. I love the East Coast Conspiracy
12:24
to Save Lives is the name of the n Evil anarchist terrorist
12:26
group or whatever. Quote.
12:29
This is a militant group self described
12:31
as being composed of Catholic priests and nuns,
12:34
teacher students, and former students who
12:36
have manifested opposition in Vietnam by
12:38
acts of violence against government agencies
12:40
and private corporations engaged in work
12:42
relating to US participation in
12:44
the Vietnam conflict. He
12:46
says this like, but it's like a bad
12:48
thing to him, But it's the
12:52
Hoover was the closest we got
12:54
in this country to you
12:56
know, having our own dirty war internally,
12:59
you know, like like Hoover wanted to do
13:01
what the military juntas in Argentina
13:03
and in Chile successfully
13:06
did to Again the first
13:08
line of everyone who's always involved in social
13:11
justice work, which is clergy
13:13
pre you know people in yeah, religious
13:15
folks, as students, teachers
13:18
like that, always constantly, constantly, constantly,
13:20
constantly throughout time. Right, yes,
13:23
workers are in there, but especially
13:25
when it comes to passimist movements. The only difference
13:27
is, like you know, again, those were dirty
13:29
wars internally, and you know,
13:31
he was like, oh, look they disappeared
13:33
thirty thousand, we could do forty. You know, he
13:35
really wanted to do that. Yeah,
13:38
yeah, any any I
13:40
mean, I mean he yes, you
13:43
know, hundreds of people, if
13:45
not through the i mean million millions of Vietnam
13:47
War. But he got his way in terms
13:49
of us. We talked about Cohen Telpro and the and the groups
13:52
that he undermined and the deaths that eventually
13:54
did occur in them, you know, under the shadiest
13:56
circumstances. But he wasn't
13:58
allowed to go full throttle. You know, he's
14:00
a little heart desired, which
14:02
is the one nice thing about checks and balances,
14:05
and why you know, democracy is a preferable
14:07
system to live under than many.
14:11
The one thing the things that Hoover
14:13
got wrong in his statements, one
14:16
is that he was wrong about the violence part, although I think in
14:18
this case he's probably referring to like the
14:20
violence of damaging property or whatever, you
14:22
know, or of the Marxist mind virus.
14:25
That's violent, Yeah, totally.
14:27
And then he was sort
14:29
of wrong about the anarchist part. Is kind of funny because
14:32
he's absolutely using it as like a
14:34
boogeyman word. But
14:36
the Catholic Workers were
14:38
started by the anarchist Dorothy Day in the thirties,
14:41
and then the Baragans, one
14:43
of them got referred to as sometimes anarchists,
14:45
always pacifists. Yeah yeah,
14:47
And but overall,
14:50
you know, he's using as the boogeyman. And he also
14:53
he mentioned the Barragan brothers by name in this
14:56
statement, not the part I quoted as
14:58
leaders of a plot to blow
15:01
up steam pipes in Washington, d
15:03
C. And kidnap Henry Kissinger.
15:06
If only I'm sorry, no no, hell
15:11
yeah, what no, no, not them definitely,
15:13
not the bargains. But that's out sight.
15:16
Yeah, and they're also in can we still do that?
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Uh So anyway,
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look, first of all, I obviously would never
15:25
blow anything up to get to Henry Kissinger. I would
15:27
tie a million helium balloons
15:30
to one of his ankles and have him float
15:32
away like the dude and up, yeah,
15:34
and everyone just waves goodbye, and you
15:37
could have like this, the picture of like
15:39
the one little girl with a red balloon, like
15:41
watching him float away into Yeah.
15:44
Needs to do is say you have a company that a
15:48
fake blood company that diagnosed things
15:50
that he can invest in. He'll run right over.
15:52
Was he a Paranos investor? By
15:55
forgotten about that? Of
15:58
course he was. That's
16:00
all That's all you have to do is beat him with some
16:03
some some grift and he's like, I'm in
16:06
amazing. Fuck
16:08
that little troll. Dude, he's still around. He's
16:10
still around. I know
16:13
almost everyone else in this story is dead
16:16
by now, not everyone. Some of these people
16:18
are still alive. But but
16:20
the one guy who persists, Yeah,
16:23
the good die Young. We've talked about this, I mean this
16:25
is yeah, this is not a common knowledge. Yeah,
16:28
Henry Kissinger did not believe in the plan to
16:30
kidnap him. He
16:33
laughed about in the media. He laughed about quote
16:35
sex starved nuns, but he believed
16:37
in Sorry, okay, I'll stop,
16:41
Okay, I don't know what tharonosissis.
16:45
Elizabeth Holmes. Uh,
16:48
she started the company that where it's like if you prick
16:50
your finger your blood, you could diagnose things.
16:52
But it was all a lie. And she's the only woman
16:54
rifter we have who should be celebrated
16:57
as a female drifter. There's
16:59
a great behind the bastards on it. Okay.
17:02
But yeah, if
17:05
you know, you know, And I'm being
17:07
very funny today.
17:09
If
17:12
you don't know, I sound like an asshole.
17:17
I love that you don't know who like who? Elizabeth
17:19
like Holmes is that's great. That name sounds
17:22
familiar. Don't let you be
17:25
tainted. Don't be yes, don't
17:27
be don't be Let's focus on the bargains
17:29
and the David dinns okay, and
17:32
the sex starve nuns who are going
17:34
to kidnap Kissinger, which
17:36
is what he told the press. They can't keep the hands
17:38
off me. Yeah,
17:40
it's like, yeah, it's just like se
17:44
And so no one in the government
17:46
believed that these pacifists
17:48
who are in prison were going to blow up DC
17:51
and kidnap Kissinger. But
17:54
it was a convenient lie. The FBI
17:56
got enough money to hire a thousand new agents
17:59
who were called the Bear again. One
18:01
thousand within the bureau Holy
18:03
shit, right yeah,
18:08
yeah, which is out of
18:10
like I think there's like about seven or eight thousand
18:12
before that. So this is a really major
18:15
addition. You know, how many FBI
18:17
agents are on like the January six ers
18:19
now probably three, you
18:22
know what I'm saying, You know what I mean again,
18:24
not tip for tat. We've been over this. I do not wish,
18:27
you know, all of these tactics to be used on any
18:29
community, no matter how heinous they are,
18:31
because fuck the FBI. But still,
18:34
the white nationalists have like like
18:36
a cool five people dedicated
18:39
to stopping the many militias that
18:41
are starting as I speak. Yeah,
18:43
and then another a cool fifteen setting
18:46
up militias for you
18:48
know, in case we need them in our back pocket
18:50
exactly. They work in separate wings
18:53
of the FBI. Yeah, totally keep
18:55
every now and then they've really awkward conversations
18:57
where like ones infiltrating the same group as the
18:59
other one, but for opposite reasons. Oh my god,
19:03
I know, so
19:07
one us representative called
19:09
bullshit on this. This
19:11
guy William Anderson, and
19:13
he's really interesting. I'm not going to give him a whole ton
19:15
of time, but he was this World War two submarine
19:17
hero who was famous for commanding
19:19
the first trip under the North Pole and the submarine.
19:22
So he's kind of like a Neil Armstrong
19:25
guy. Like he's like because
19:27
he's a famous explorer. Before that,
19:30
all just got one person,
19:32
one right, one person went to the moon, and everyone
19:35
forgot about everyone else. And he
19:37
had been super pro war until
19:39
he'd actually gone to Vietnam and seeing how
19:41
evil the US was being like he goes to Vietnam
19:43
and they keep being like, come over here and look at this stuff.
19:45
And he's like, what about those cages full of people and they're
19:47
like, Noah, no, he don't go over there. And
19:50
he goes over there and he sees and he's like, wow,
19:52
fuck this war. And he comes home and
19:55
he starts reading books, including by the Barragan
19:57
brothers, and so
19:59
he wasn't He visits them in prison and he's
20:01
like, yeah, is this true? Or are you going
20:03
to blow people up and kidnap Kissinger? And
20:06
then he left convinced accurately
20:09
that they were into non violence like now and forever.
20:12
So this you previously
20:14
pro war hero stands up in the House chamber
20:16
and it is basically like Nixon's full of shit. This
20:19
is complete and utter nonsense. So
20:23
sorry, not Nixon's full of shit, Hoover's
20:25
full of shit. I get my bastards mixed up. Yeah,
20:28
Hoover destroyed his career.
20:31
What this was it? Yeah,
20:34
Hoover went and found him
20:36
madam. He went around and was like, hey,
20:40
has this guy hired you? And everyone's like, no, I've never seen
20:42
this guy before in my life. But after asking like
20:45
uncountable numbers of sex workers and
20:47
madame's and stuff, one person was like,
20:49
oh, maybe he like Kyle, looks like someone
20:52
I once saw. Maybe, And
20:54
so Hoover like splashes
20:57
this everywhere, destroys this guy's reputation,
20:59
destroys his career. Anderson went
21:01
from winning eighty two percent of the electorate
21:03
in his district, which I completely forgot where is
21:06
to losing his reelection campaign because
21:09
Hoover, because he stood up to Hoover. I
21:12
was muted on the zoom, but you couldn't hear
21:14
when you said Anderson, my Anderson
21:17
made a growl and like,
21:19
how dare you defay me?
21:22
Well, this was a good Anderson are
21:24
both good? Anderson's career was ruined,
21:27
not Hoover, correct, Yeah, I
21:29
see yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah,
21:32
no, yeah, of course no. It was
21:34
just yeah, whistleblowers are gonna
21:36
get you know, completely cut off, even
21:38
though this guy was a fucking hero or like
21:40
he did something pretty amazing. Yeah,
21:43
And all Hoover did was you know,
21:45
target a bunch of priests. Yeah
21:47
yeah, and black people. Yeah.
21:49
Yeah, it's it's great. Everything
21:51
is great. Uh. The US has always
21:53
been good and will continue to be good do
21:55
good things throughout the world. Today's
21:58
hero the United States government.
22:00
So the FBI went
22:03
viciously after anyone who questioned them
22:05
an author during this time with the nation who
22:08
dared right, maybe the US government should
22:10
should be in charge of the FBI. That was
22:12
like his like big wild thing. Hoover
22:16
had the IRS sicked on him, and like I don't think
22:18
it actually destroyed his career, but he like got
22:20
torn down in a million different ways, and Hoover just
22:23
like went after him.
22:25
But do you know who probably
22:28
isn't the IRS or Hoover,
22:32
Reagan's gold coins, I
22:34
know, God, the ads of it
22:36
getting worse lately. I'm sorry everyone,
22:40
but you know they're they're good.
22:42
This is cool stuff, right, yeah,
22:45
that's yeah cool people
22:48
like you buy cool stuff
22:50
like literally whatever comes
22:52
after this that we fully support and
22:58
we're back. So it
23:02
became clear to the movement at this point that the
23:04
FBI is investigating them and that the
23:06
rumors of infiltration are likely true.
23:09
And more and more
23:11
people are realizing, well,
23:13
Congress isn't going to investigate the FBI
23:16
because people who say maybe Congress
23:19
should have the power to oversee the
23:21
government are having their lives
23:24
ruined. So
23:27
our guy William David and he's like, all right,
23:29
if not me, then who If not now, then when
23:32
I will investigate? Yeah,
23:36
investigate hell yeah, this is on you, which
23:40
are mild manners? Yeah, I know
23:42
he's there's even some details about
23:44
how mild mannered he is through this whole Vegas. It's
23:47
great because some of the
23:49
other people are like wild hippies or whatever, and
23:51
he's just like the physicist guy. So
23:54
he figured Hoover is at
23:56
his heart a bureaucrat. And you
23:58
know what bureaucrats love more than anything else,
24:01
it's not goods and services. They love paperwork.
24:05
Yes, hard on for spreadsheets,
24:08
yeah, and physical ones, because
24:10
it's nineteen seventy at this point,
24:12
probably nineteen seventy, And so he's like, I
24:14
bet that guy is a shit ton of paperwork,
24:17
and I bet he makes all of his agents report
24:19
and detail on fucking everything they do. Yes,
24:23
he was right. This was a
24:25
hunch, like eight
24:28
people risk everything.
24:33
Yeah, on on Hoover being a
24:36
like a absolute like
24:39
stick up the ass, fucking
24:41
yep nerd for paperwork
24:44
and report and like suspicious
24:46
and detail oriented. But on some
24:48
like I'm gonna have a whiskey and yeah, read
24:50
over your reports and you missed
24:53
eyes and teas and all that. Yeah,
24:55
now you you just because he also just choice
24:57
the work, you know. I think we talked about last time
24:59
in destroys the careers of everyone
25:02
who doesn't like within his own organization too. And
25:06
so we've all seen heist movies, I
25:08
hope because they're the best kind of movie. I don't
25:11
know if that's actually true, but they're one of the best. This
25:13
is Ocean sixty nine, Yeah, exactly
25:18
damn seven. Well, so seventy
25:20
is right now, but the crime happens
25:23
in seventy one. They take a while a plan
25:26
but you first need a team.
25:30
So he goes and he recruits a team. It's
25:32
great, there's one guy who's obvious
25:35
to recruit. You can imagine it as the movie, right,
25:37
there's like the one guy that shows him in vignette,
25:39
and then what they realize. John Peter Grady.
25:41
This guy has led a ton of draft board burglaries.
25:44
He is a natural leader. He's charismatic,
25:47
his courage is infectious. He
25:49
is probably the main reason people, at least
25:52
in that area, maybe in general, we're doing these burglaries
25:54
anyway. So William was like,
25:57
no, we can't have him, not gonna work
26:00
too obvious. Oh
26:02
yeah, and it was the right
26:04
call. After the burglary, John
26:07
Peter Grady was the main guy who has
26:09
investigated as the leader of it. So
26:11
they didn't tell him a fucking thing. They
26:13
all knew him. Didn't tell him a fucking
26:16
thing. Oh he must have been
26:18
mad, but that's okay. You gotta cut out. One's got
26:20
heat on him, I know, and I bet
26:22
you in the end he was like, oh God, that
26:24
one wasn't me because I'd be in
26:26
prison. Although you know, depending
26:28
on his religious affiliation, he might have been perfectly
26:30
fine and happy to be in prison or whatever.
26:33
So William gets together's team. He's got
26:35
to convince them that it's possible, and it
26:37
seems like it will never work, right, because this is part
26:40
of why Hoover is able to keep
26:42
all this paperwork, because he thinks he's invincible,
26:44
you know. He gets together eight
26:47
people age nineteen to forty four,
26:50
and they come from all walks of life, except that
26:52
probably all of them were white, but the book didn't
26:54
say, and so that's why I'm assuming they were all
26:56
white because of I
26:58
don't know. But then again, there's this thing or sometimes and one
27:00
of them is an acrobat of course, that can fit into
27:02
very small places, you know, sort of like
27:04
like, yeah, do like a suitcase just like
27:06
an oceans you know eleven? Yeah
27:09
right, Yeah, one of them is really tall.
27:11
They do have a locksmith, oh
27:14
love it. Yeah. Four
27:16
of them are parents, which rule they
27:19
Also they weren't tight or anything with each other,
27:21
which I think played out very well
27:23
for them in terms of how they've survived the investigation.
27:26
Yeah, is anyone fucking anyone else here? Because
27:29
that would really ruin this all right?
27:31
There's one married couple, but
27:34
that's both of them. Yeah.
27:36
Yeah, So it's not a polycuele
27:39
because polycueles can't get shit done. No,
27:41
I mean polycules can get shit done very briefly,
27:44
but it is not a stable set
27:47
up most of the relationship.
27:49
Yeah, if you've been in a polycuele for thirty
27:51
five years, go rob the FBI.
27:53
You owe it to each other.
27:56
It'll bring the sparkle they've been investigating
27:58
you for ashi. Get this now. Yeah.
28:04
So John Rains was
28:06
a religion professor at Temple University
28:09
who had ridden with the Freedom Writers, the
28:11
people who had forced integration into the South after
28:14
integration on public transit was
28:17
was federally mandated, but it was not actually
28:19
happening. A lot of people consciously
28:23
chose to desegregate the buses, and some
28:25
people like died for it and stuff. You know, you
28:28
can hear more about them in the Armed Civil Rights
28:30
episodes we did last year. While
28:32
doing that, he'd been arrested and
28:35
he actually almost got lynched from jail, as
28:37
in people stealing
28:39
him out of custody to do harm to him, but
28:42
a local black farmer put up his farm
28:44
as bail to get him out before anything happened
28:46
to him. Yeah, so he's seen some
28:48
shit his wife, Bonnie Rains,
28:51
who ends up being the one to keep
28:53
him courageous actually during it all. She
28:56
runs a daycare center and she's a grad student
28:58
studying child development. They
29:00
decided right after their marriage in nineteen
29:02
sixty two, so they've been together for about eight years at this point.
29:04
At least, they decided that
29:07
they were willing to risk their freedom in order to
29:09
oppose an injustice, which is the kind
29:11
of conversation you need to have with your partners.
29:15
Yeah, and the
29:18
couple they spent days agonizing over
29:20
whether or not they're going to throw down in this because it seemed
29:23
impossible. But in the end they were like, all
29:25
right, we're gonna do it. This
29:28
is like pretty tablet too, Like you can't
29:30
just like leave a kid with a tablet and
29:32
you know, go and like bringing
29:35
the FBI, you know what I'm saying. She
29:37
I like how that they had babysitters exactly.
29:40
She had to set up an entire, you know, fucking
29:42
daycare center, as is long
29:45
con to get to the FBI because someone's got
29:47
to do childcare for militant mamma.
29:49
And I love her, Yeah,
29:52
no, totally, and that she comes
29:54
up a lot of I don't think she was named in the book the
29:57
there's one book about all this. We'll talk about why
29:59
in a little bit. It's called the Burglary. And
30:01
I don't remember if the babysitter gets named,
30:04
but she comes up a lot because childcare matters
30:07
during all of this. William's
30:09
wife is in on it, but she doesn't
30:11
doing it basically because
30:14
he's like not trying to hide shift from his wife because
30:16
he's a decent wife guy of history, which is my um,
30:19
Sophie and I current project that we're working
30:21
on as decent wife guys of history. I
30:23
love that. And
30:26
I don't know, you know what I mean? Yeah,
30:30
totally. The bars on the floor picked
30:32
up your feet, Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah,
30:35
yeah, yeah, I love that. I want like
30:37
a coin collection. Speaking of coins, we should
30:40
place Reagan with those dudes. Get
30:43
David in on there. Absolutely
30:48
um. And so she decides,
30:50
she's like, look, I'm not going to stop you, but
30:52
this is idiotic. I'm not having anything to do
30:55
with this. The next person
30:57
Keith for Synth he's an easy
31:00
cell. He was more or less a full
31:02
time hippie anti war guy who drove a cab
31:04
part time to fund his revolution hobby.
31:07
And William was like, hey, Bud, you want
31:09
to break into the FBI office? And Keith was
31:11
like, I don't know, is that possible? And William
31:14
was like, well, I checked out two of them.
31:16
The one in Philly is a nog. But there's
31:18
a small one in this town called Media, which is outside
31:20
of outside of Pennsylvania.
31:22
It's in Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia. M
31:25
love the name. Pennsylvania has too many
31:28
long names that start with P. Pennsylvania,
31:30
Pittsburgh, and Philly Philadelphia are all the
31:33
same word, so it's hard to distinguish between
31:35
they are the same word. Yeah,
31:38
I'm glad you agree. I agree? Oh completely.
31:41
Keith is like all right, let
31:43
me go check it out. And he drives over
31:45
to Media and he goes and he like walks into
31:47
the building because the office is like kind of in
31:49
an apartment building on the ground floor you got to walk into.
31:52
The ground floor was shared hallway.
31:54
And he looks at it and he looks at the locks and he's
31:56
like, yeah, all right, I could pick that
31:59
lock. And he leaves, you know, um,
32:01
and he's in I'm sorry,
32:03
sir, can I help you? Nope? Just
32:06
check. He's man like,
32:09
okay, yeah, totally, probably
32:12
dresses a hippie the whole time, and like with
32:14
his cab out front, totally. And then
32:16
there's Bob Williamson. There's
32:20
Bob Williamson. And it is not fair
32:22
to my brain that there's a William david In
32:25
and a Bob Williamson. There's also
32:28
same name. Bob and Bill are
32:30
the same name. Bob had dropped out
32:32
of college to focus on ending the war. As
32:35
someone who dropped out, I dropped
32:37
out of college to focus on anarchy. So I love you, Bob,
32:39
even though your name is entirely forgettable. But
32:42
maybe this is why they were never caught, as they all have
32:44
these impossible to remember names. Yeah,
32:46
the Bill or Bob, you know William Oh,
32:48
Billy, Billy, damn
32:50
it. They probably were looking for O. A
32:53
Davidson.
32:56
No, there's no Davidson. No, we got
32:58
it done. That's not a real name. Nobody's
33:00
named David did not
33:03
here, never heard of it. Must be
33:05
foreign. Yeah,
33:07
yes, I'm scary. So
33:11
Bob was a social worker to fund
33:13
his revolution, Hobby william
33:15
was like, hey, Bob, do you want to do this shit? And Bob was
33:17
like, yeah, that's what was born for. Let's do this
33:19
shit, there's a couple more
33:21
in the team. There's Susan Smith
33:24
and this one. I want to be like, what the fuck? This name is too
33:26
forgettable? But this one, that's actually the point.
33:28
This is a pseudonym. She never gave her real name
33:30
to the journalist. Wasn't Susan Smith
33:32
the woman who killed her kids also?
33:35
Or is that that? Like? Oh god, I don't know. At
33:38
some point, I mean, you know,
33:40
sometimes women do bad stuff too. Let's
33:43
see true, Yeah,
33:45
murdered her two sons
33:48
different, but any assuming this is a different
33:50
Smith because this one
33:52
was in ninety four. This is very different.
33:55
But sorry, that's where Susan Smith is. Yes,
33:57
like objectively the most nondescript name.
34:00
Yeah, we don't know too much about
34:02
her. She didn't talk as much about
34:05
her life and stuff. I do know that she wants
34:07
built a cabin in the woods by herself to teach
34:09
herself carpentry before all of this, which
34:12
I did too, and so I think it's fucking awesome.
34:14
Yeah, but did you use
34:17
the Internet? Yes?
34:19
I relied heavily on YouTube.
34:22
I assume Susan Smith relied heavily on YouTube
34:24
as well. I mean, how else would you learn how to build your own
34:26
cabin. Thank you. You're right, you're right, both
34:28
of you used YouTube, Yeah,
34:31
exactly, sure. Yeah.
34:33
She went to their physicist friend, got a time machine,
34:36
went forward in time, used YouTube
34:39
back in time, built the cabin. Probably
34:42
she bought David in an s for his name
34:45
and on
34:47
Sesame Street
34:49
and his coat, which went to fucking
34:51
Wheel of Fortune not yet a show. M
34:54
Ands brought it back into the seventies
34:57
and we're good to go. Nowhe's gonna mispronounce your
34:59
name. No exactly.
35:02
She took some convincing that she wanted to do
35:04
the burglary, not because she
35:07
didn't want to, not because she thought
35:09
was impossible, but because she was actually more of the stand
35:11
around and get arrested type. But
35:13
when ship needed burglary, she
35:15
was willing. And then you got
35:18
Ron Durst, another pseudonym. He
35:20
was a grad student. He's in. And
35:22
then the last recruit is Judy Finegold
35:25
and she's nineteen years old. She's a Quaker,
35:28
lesbian activist living in women's
35:30
housing cooperatives. And she
35:32
was the only one who had never broken into a draft
35:34
board before. And she's in. You
35:37
know, I just want to say that when
35:39
you just give the backgrounds of all these people. It reminds
35:41
me of a thing I learned, you know, during the Iraq
35:44
War and sort of being an activist and looking
35:46
back and my all my mentors are from
35:48
this decade, from this, you know, Aunt's Vietnam
35:51
War generation and the fact that you
35:53
could do things part time and still live
35:55
and survive and still be an activist
35:58
where I mean, it's hard. It's
36:01
the reason why they do, you know, Like
36:03
corporations are obviously in cahoots with government
36:06
to squelch us and squeeze us even more than
36:08
we can, because they do not want anyone
36:10
with any time on their hands to act, to
36:12
activate and to organize for a better condition.
36:14
Like that's it. People were on wealth.
36:17
Yeah, people were living on welfare, using
36:19
food stamps and living
36:22
in like collective houses where they could like
36:24
plot how to stop the Vietnam War, plot
36:26
how to like start revolution and do cool
36:28
shit and like and there
36:31
is nothing wrong. Again, the
36:33
vast majority of people who are on food stamps
36:36
are not revolutionaries plotting revolution.
36:38
But it was an added perk. And for
36:41
sure, the ass wipes of history like
36:44
Hoover definitely ensured
36:47
that in the future no longer
36:49
would we be free enough to work part
36:51
time jobs potentially you know,
36:53
be on food stamps and then plot revolution
36:56
in the spare time. That's all I wanted to say. There's
36:58
just less of a social safety net. Now, I think it's about
37:00
design. It
37:03
makes sense because like the socially conservative
37:05
people, it's it's one of the reasons why I don't
37:07
agree with accelerationism, right, is this idea
37:10
like things don't have to get worse before
37:12
they get better. That's not true. Yeah
37:15
that happened, Like
37:18
so yeah, that's the whole thing. Sorry, but that's the whole thing with
37:20
like when you realize when Nixon
37:23
came to power, you know, or like
37:25
no, yeah, or yeah,
37:27
exactly when Nixon came to power, it was like the
37:30
height of the fucking anti
37:32
Vietnam War movement, um
37:35
like and anyway,
37:37
all to say like we made such
37:39
a right word heel turn with him when at
37:41
a moment when so many revolutionaries thought we were
37:43
going to go in a different direction, that
37:46
the war was going to end, when it didn't, and
37:49
then Reagan came along, and it's like, nah, man,
37:51
things don't they actually get progressively worse? Now
37:53
we have just like you know, the zombified
37:56
Reagan, you know, incarnate,
38:00
Yeah, which fortunately
38:02
you can purchase as I'm not gonna
38:04
do an abtransition. So
38:08
they formed the Citizens Commission to Investigate
38:10
the FBI. That's the name of their group. I
38:13
love that you have this, Like the East Coast
38:15
Conspiracy to Save Lives, the Citizens
38:17
Commission to Investigate the FBI. These
38:20
are classy names, and
38:22
they have their security culture down. Normally,
38:25
all of these draft raids no
38:27
security culture. People are loose talking
38:29
about it, probably because go to jail for
38:31
justice is like a big part of the culture they're in.
38:34
But they knew the ship was different. What
38:36
they were doing was dangerous, hard, likely to
38:38
fail, likely to fuck up all of their lives
38:41
forever. It rules that the exact
38:43
opposite happens. And
38:47
yeah, most draft raiders were like showing up
38:49
in like jeans and a T shirt with like a Duffel
38:51
bag and just to run out with draft
38:53
cards or whatever, maybe a ladder
38:55
or whatever the fuck you know, hide in a closet, tells some
38:57
jokes have
38:59
a good time. This wouldn't
39:01
do for the New Action. They have briefcases,
39:04
they have non hippie clothes. They
39:07
decided that no one can invite anyone else
39:09
or tell anyone else, and that afterwards
39:11
they would never associate with each other again and
39:13
they would carry the secret to their grave. They
39:16
also developed really important security culture
39:18
protocol is like don't sound sketchy
39:21
over the phone, don't say things
39:23
like I probably shouldn't tell you over
39:25
the phone. Just don't talk
39:27
about shit like that over the phone. Yeah,
39:31
it's very good that they had this protocol. The FBI
39:34
was absolutely tapping on all of their phones, yea,
39:38
and yet they still pulled this off. They
39:40
picked March eighth, nineteen seventy
39:42
one is the date so that everyone, including
39:44
cops and neighbors would be distracted
39:47
by the Fight of the Century because
39:50
Muhammad Ali is back in the story.
39:52
Oh shit, the guy
39:55
who got the championship belt after a stripped from
39:57
Ali. His name is Joe Frazier and
39:59
he had never beaten Muhammad Ali. So people
40:01
are kind of like, I mean, like, yeah, I guess
40:04
you're the heavyweight champion in the world. I mean, you didn't
40:06
beat the last one, but you know whatever,
40:09
you got the bell's shiny a nice
40:11
bell. Muhammad Ali
40:13
had defended the title nine times before
40:15
this successfully, so no one believed
40:17
that Joe Frasier was the heavyweight champion of the
40:20
world, so Frasier wanted to fight
40:22
Ali. Frasier put it like
40:24
this, I went down
40:26
to DC to help Ali get his license back.
40:29
President Nixon invited him me up for tea.
40:31
Joe, if I do that, can you take
40:34
him? I said, you dust
40:36
him off, I'll beat him up. Nixon
40:38
kept his word, so did I. Jesus,
40:41
Yeah, it get presented. It gets presented
40:43
sometimes as they
40:46
were totally fine with each other, and
40:48
Joe was like looking out for
40:50
Ali and helping him get his license
40:53
back. And it was just because Muhammad
40:55
Ali was like such an asshole and like talked
40:57
so much shit. That's why they stopped being But
41:01
I think that's probably not the whole of it.
41:03
Based on this quote in the Oscar Award
41:05
winning um version of it,
41:08
it is definitely Joe Frasier
41:10
who is the protagonist and helps
41:13
Muhammad Ali ulive
41:15
his career. No, I'm saying in the future, in the future,
41:18
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll
41:20
be yeah exactly, just because you know
41:22
a Lah green book, Allah crash
41:25
allah, all of the other sort of like whitewashed,
41:27
you know, versions of history where like like God
41:29
come to rescue. Oh Joe's
41:31
actually black too, is worth knowing,
41:34
damn it. But forget
41:36
everything. Also said no,
41:38
delete all that, Yeah, completely delete.
41:41
I'm just kidding. You don't have to, Okay. But
41:43
one of the things that's interesting, and he's
41:46
kind of the like he's presented as
41:48
the great white hope even though he's a black
41:50
man. M and so we'll
41:53
get into some of the complicated stuff of that.
41:56
Well fuck it, okay. So, like, so Frasier's
41:58
build as the great white hope humanity or whatever. Fucking
42:01
nonsense, because Ali was into black power and
42:03
was Muslim. The two had kind of
42:05
been friends for a while, but that they let the division
42:07
get to them. Did Fraser serve?
42:10
Did he go to Vietnam? This is a no,
42:12
He didn't. Neither one served. However,
42:14
he was an anti war so then he was
42:17
like, right, yeah, the
42:19
world wanted to see them fight real bad
42:21
as basically left versus right, or
42:23
rather revolution versus
42:26
the establishment. By
42:28
the way, it's very sad that I don't know my history. But Joe
42:31
Frasier is just like the whitest sounding name. Okay,
42:33
keep going, Oh no, no, yeah, I
42:35
understand. Also, he's literally
42:38
being presented as the Great White Hope, which I feel bad
42:40
for him in terms of that, and he
42:43
after all of this, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frasier
42:45
of a complicated relationship where often they
42:47
do become friends again. And I think that
42:49
this is like, not
42:52
Joe Frasier's fault is my rest
42:54
he was utilised as a sort of tool,
42:56
yeah, to for all the things. It's
42:59
I mean, it's because we have a culture war now and
43:01
it's amazing. We think it's new. It's not. It's
43:04
super old. It was the culture war then, yeah,
43:07
yeah, exactly. This is
43:09
the biggest deal sporting event in modern
43:11
history. There might have been coliseum
43:14
shit that compared. Who knows it gets referred
43:16
to as the greatest sporting event in history, but
43:18
I mean colseums really big.
43:21
I don't know anyway, So
43:24
it's a really good night to go rob a place.
43:27
While the two of them are fighting, a
43:29
bunch of other burglars realized this exact
43:31
same thing actually, and like the
43:33
next morning, the FBI agent was like
43:36
late to getting into the office to realize it's been burglarized
43:38
because he'd been going dealing with the
43:40
effects of these other bank robberies
43:43
that had happened, and so good. I
43:46
secretly hope it was some of our burglars friends
43:48
who were like, yeah, if you want to rub a bank,
43:50
yeah, we're playing in this other thing. You know, it's
43:52
not really about peace or whatnot,
43:55
but we're gonna get rich and stay out of jail
43:57
anyone. And they're like, no, yeah, we're
44:00
ye going doing it for peace. Yeah,
44:04
or you could rob a bank so that you could afford
44:06
the fine goods and services that sponsor this
44:08
podcast, and
44:14
we're back. So for
44:17
three months, more nights than not, they go over
44:19
to the Rain's household, the married couple, and they
44:21
eat dinner. Then some of them would drive out to
44:23
media and case the place every
44:25
single night, which seems
44:27
kind of like overkill, but I know nothing
44:30
about burglary, and these people pulled off one of the most
44:32
impactful ones in history, so I guess
44:34
it's what to do. They
44:36
tracked regularities, what time neighbors
44:39
came home, how many cars came down the street, when cops
44:41
drove by in patrol, what time bars
44:43
closed nearby, all kinds of shit. They
44:45
also tracked irregularities, how often
44:48
random should happened. But they decided
44:50
in the end they could only control for regularities,
44:52
and then the fact that irregular should happened, they
44:54
just would have to take their chances. And
44:57
they did this caseinge and male female compare
45:00
so that if anyone saw them they could just like make out
45:02
and be like, oh, we're just like making it out in a
45:04
car. It's like totally not case
45:07
in the FBI headquarters. Does
45:09
media still exist as
45:12
an FBI headquarters or as
45:14
an FBI like outpost? Do
45:16
we know? I don't know, someone
45:19
knows it does get a lot of
45:21
the offices get closed after this particular
45:24
thing. Okay, okay, sorry, keep going yeah
45:26
yeah, And so okay, they go and they check it
45:28
out. They go and check out what's going on. Then they go back
45:30
home. They go up to the attic of the Rains's
45:32
house and they tack notes on the wall
45:34
and maps and shit, probably like connecting
45:37
everything with string and staring excitedly at
45:39
the camera like the guy from the meme. They
45:42
planned a getaway route. Yeah, I just
45:44
I love their vision board.
45:46
It's such a good vision board. They
45:48
planned to getaway routes, entrances, all
45:51
of it. A bunch of the burglars started crashing
45:53
at the in the attic on couches, probably
45:55
all the hippies who drove
45:57
cabs part time or whatever. But
46:00
a couple weeks into it, on January twelfth,
46:02
nineteen seventy one, our man, William
46:04
Daviden. He gets named as
46:07
an unindicted conspirator in the bullshit
46:09
case. The hoover was building the blow up steam
46:11
tunnels and like kidnapped. Come
46:13
on, keep david In out of your mouth.
46:15
You'd probably call him Davidson anyway,
46:18
I know. So they're busy
46:20
trying to break into the FBI headquarters. And meanwhile
46:23
the guy who brought them all together, who's presented
46:25
as the leader and might have been and started
46:27
to tell with historical things. Everyone wants to pick
46:30
a leader, but his name
46:32
is all over the papers. This
46:34
is not the best, no, But he keeps just doing
46:36
his usual shit. Now he stays in
46:38
ooh interesting, I
46:41
know, so David and keeps
46:43
doing his usual shit, like he's
46:45
in Puerto Rico protesting the Navy
46:47
or some shit, while he's in the middle of planning this whole
46:49
thing. Yeah, hiding
46:52
in plain site has been an effective strategy for
46:54
centuries, indeed, And they just keep
46:56
going fuck it, decide not to worry about Williams
46:58
brush with fame. The lock guy,
47:00
Keith he made his own lock picks
47:03
for this, so that there's no way to trace the purchase
47:05
back to anywhere, no way to be like, oh, it's this
47:07
type of lock back smart. He
47:10
bought two locks similar to the five pin tumbler
47:12
on the door to the FBI office. And then
47:15
in full not even
47:17
oceans, maybe oceans, there's like full fast
47:19
and furious moment they
47:21
hang drywall in the attic and install a
47:23
replica of the door so Keith can practice
47:25
I love that love. That's all
47:27
hard, you know. This is the thing with like
47:30
smartphones and all the data collection is
47:32
like you just can't pull off the FBI break
47:34
in that you want, you know, you just very
47:37
very difficult nowadays. And
47:39
also that's why the
47:42
cash list system is anti revolutionary,
47:44
counter revolutionary. You know. It's like, yeah, they
47:47
have us, you know, using our fucking Apple
47:50
pay and credit cards. You can be traced
47:52
in a second. Yeah, buy
47:55
with cash, yeah
47:57
or diy as Keith did
48:00
right, Yeah, because I mean even they try
48:02
and get that kind of record. Later they
48:04
case the inside too. There's a
48:06
previous one. But time is short, so I'm going to
48:08
go over the main time they case the inside. Bonnie
48:11
Rains. She called up and
48:13
she's like, Hi, I'm a student
48:15
and I was wondering if I could interview someone for about
48:18
thirty minutes about the FBI's hiring practices.
48:21
The FBI was not hiring women agents at
48:23
this point, but it was like around the time
48:25
they were starting to consider it. So there's I think,
48:28
I think that's kind of the vibe she's going for. They
48:31
say yes. She goes in two
48:33
weeks before the burglary, and she plays the
48:36
role of the kind of dumb girl
48:38
who flatters the guy a lot, which
48:40
men always fall for. I'm
48:43
discussed like my whole persona.
48:45
It's amazing how
48:48
consistently this works. Persona.
48:50
Whenever I do, like, you know, field pieces if
48:52
I have to play them the journalist and get
48:55
disarm people and then smile and pretend
48:57
like you don't understand. Yeah,
49:01
yeah, but massive
49:03
pieces of shit. Yeah oh I
49:05
don't mean that in a bag you Yeah
49:07
no, no, no, it's embarrassing for them exactly.
49:10
Yeah. That that it that
49:12
men always fall for. It is what's embarrassing.
49:14
Yeah. She wears gloves
49:16
the whole time to avoid leaving fingerprints. It's
49:19
February in Pennsylvania, so it must have gone
49:21
unnoticed, very unnoticed. Yes, she
49:24
wore her hair up in a way. She'd never worn it at
49:26
any anti war demo, so whenever she went
49:28
to an anti war demo, she kept her hair in two braids.
49:31
Um, but she like wore it up in a very
49:33
different way in order to be avoid matched to photos,
49:36
which literally saved
49:38
them. All of these details saved them because there
49:40
was a massive investigation, and
49:42
she went in and she was like high receptionist guy,
49:44
can I see an application for him? To get him to go to the
49:46
filing cabinet to see if it was locked
49:48
or not. She which it wasn't.
49:51
She visually traced every single wire she
49:53
saw to figure out which ones were phones, which ones
49:55
were air conditioners, and that none of them were
49:57
alarm wires. She
50:00
saw that the second door of the hallway was blocked
50:02
by a huge, heavy filing cabinet. She
50:05
just fucking does
50:07
it. She's just such a good job casing the place.
50:10
And then a few days
50:12
before it, another really big bad thing
50:15
happens. Someone chickens out. There
50:18
was a ninth person who was never
50:20
even named. It all this I think his name is Peter
50:22
or something. He backs out, even
50:25
though he knows all of it and he could
50:27
have exposed them. They kept they keep
50:29
going, and
50:31
then this part feels
50:33
like I'm making it up. I'm not right
50:37
before it, like a couple of days before it,
50:40
William David and who he's invited
50:42
to the Whitehouse to meet Kissinger. Yes,
50:45
yes, go go yeah,
50:48
but why like as an
50:50
olive bridge, what are they why do they
50:52
want and we need a physicist. It's
50:55
a it's like a publicity stunt
50:57
to show that he's it's
50:59
it's one. It's to show that he like is talking
51:01
to the anti war left, because Kissinger at this point
51:04
is playing both sides. This is before Kissinger
51:06
is just a like bomb them all and let him God,
51:08
let God sort him out. He's doing
51:11
that, but he's like, oh, I really hate
51:13
that I'm bombing everyone. It's so hard
51:15
for Yeah,
51:18
yeah, I love that. I yes, I
51:20
love it. He's Oh, this guy's mild mannered. Let's
51:22
let's invite him. I don't be a
51:25
great photo opportunity. And it's
51:27
also to show that he's not afraid of the kidnapping
51:29
plot. Oh god, we're still
51:31
on that at huh yeah,
51:33
So William David Daviden
51:37
goes in with someone whose name is frustratingly
51:39
David sin rather than David in stop.
51:42
I think they
51:45
need more names. You can't just take a letter
51:47
out and call it a new name. Absolutely talking
51:50
to you, George, RR, Martin and
51:53
M. And then a nun
51:56
who whose name I didn't write down because I'm a jerk, because
51:58
it didn't the only reason I wrote down Davidson's
52:00
name is because it annoyed me. They talk about
52:03
the war. The anti war activists are
52:05
like the war is bad. Kissinger's
52:07
like I'm listening to what you're saying.
52:10
And then um oh and then the
52:12
whole time like um, David and comes
52:14
in with buttons in his bag.
52:16
Let's say kidnap Kissinger
52:18
question mark if everyone
52:20
finds its hilarious, So the guards
52:23
put on kidnap Kissinger like
52:26
badges is this?
52:28
Like He's like, I was gonna tell a really long joke
52:31
about it, but I just my wife said
52:33
you're just to make buttons instead. So kidnap
52:37
that's probably what happened. Yeah, yeah,
52:40
that's really funny. Wait what he
52:42
brought buttons to the kidnap? What happened like,
52:45
why, what did they did? They freak the
52:47
fuck out? No, he so
52:49
he goes through the metal detector and
52:51
it picks up the buttons. So they
52:53
take them out and they all have a laugh and
52:56
the guards put on the badges. Yeah,
53:01
and then they get chewed the fuck out
53:03
later by higher ups for having done this. So
53:07
and then you know, they left.
53:10
Kissinger went on to keep blowing up innocent people
53:12
everywhere and frustratingly live.
53:14
That's a thing. He's famous for still
53:17
being alive one day. If you're listening
53:19
to this in the future, maybe you can look
53:21
back and smile and say the things have changed.
53:24
Then the day came. The rains
53:27
are a bit late because their babysitter was late,
53:29
which is the most relatable part of this whole thing. John
53:33
the husband guy, he's sick with worry.
53:36
I feel you, John. They all meet up at a motel
53:38
they've rented. One of them rented
53:41
this place with their legal name. It's sort of a miracle
53:43
this didn't get them caught. Oh WHOA
53:46
totally against protocol. Yeah.
53:50
The thought was that they were like, if
53:52
we do this, it'll like seem more normal, even
53:54
nothing to hide or whatever. But like it's like literally
53:57
they like cross reference the names of everyone
53:59
who checked out hotels in that area versus
54:01
like names of suspects and anti
54:03
war people, and it's like literally
54:06
a coincidence. That are literally
54:08
luck that it wasn't noticed, you know. And
54:11
Susan Smith, the woman who not the murderer
54:13
but the one who built a cabinet, was this
54:17
was the first time in years she'd worn a skirt
54:20
and it was the last time she ever did so in
54:22
her life. Oh bless her. Yeah.
54:26
Meanwhile, in Madison Square Garden, Ali
54:28
and Fraser meet up to duke it out, and
54:30
the world was glued themselves. They glued
54:32
themselves to radios and TVs. Three hundred
54:35
million people were watching or listening all
54:38
over the world. People are watching except in the
54:40
US because you're not allowed to watch it
54:42
in the US. Excuse
54:45
me. The promoters
54:47
wanted as much money as possible, so you
54:49
could only watch it in the US by going
54:51
to the Madison Square Garden or going to one
54:53
of three hundred theaters that was broadcasting
54:56
it. So people in the US were glued
54:58
to their radios. I know other
55:00
countries, literally entire governments
55:02
would pay in order
55:04
to let it get broadcasts. For free to their population.
55:07
Oh we've been nickel and diming
55:10
people on this page. They didn't
55:12
even have pay per view at that point. It's like the
55:14
precursor to a pay per view. Yeah,
55:17
but I'm sure people were listening on the radio, not
55:19
even is it one of those like everyone's
55:22
listening on the radio, Which is
55:25
how we know about co intel pro is because
55:27
everyone was too busy listening
55:29
to the radio to notice a break
55:31
in. Keith the lock
55:33
pick goes first. His job is to
55:35
open the door and then get the fuck out of there. He
55:37
has a brief case of tools. Each one's wrapped to
55:39
keep it silent. He has normal leather
55:42
gloves over rubber gloves underneath because
55:44
he needs to take off the leather gloves in order to pick
55:46
the lock. And he picks the lock, and
55:49
then he noticed there was a second lock two which
55:51
he hadn't noticed, and it was a
55:53
high security lock that he couldn't pick. He
55:56
freaks out. He goes back to the hotel
55:58
and he's like, fuck are we gonna
56:00
do? And everyone's like, I
56:02
don't know what the fuck are we gonna do? And then finally they're
56:05
like, all right, let's just break down the door. Fuck it like
56:07
in for a penny. So he goes
56:09
back and he goes to the second
56:12
door, the one that has
56:14
blocked by a filing cabinet, and
56:16
he rips out the dead bolt or the
56:18
crowbar, but
56:20
then there's the filing cabinet. So
56:23
he goes back to the car. He gets a long bar for
56:25
an old fashioned jack stand. He goes back inside.
56:27
He lays down on the floor and he
56:29
like lifts and walks the filing
56:31
cabinet over with his back on the floor
56:34
and a long bar under the door.
56:37
It's really lucky that no one walked by while
56:39
he's doing this. I'm
56:42
sorry, sir, are you supposed to
56:44
be here? It looks like you're playing limbo
56:47
with that. Finally gets oh, yeah, no, just
56:50
you know, mister Hoover is he's always
56:53
there was a paperback here and I'm
56:55
just here a fine little miss. Don't
56:58
you worry. You're pretty little. I hear there's a fight
57:00
on. I bet you can still catch the end
57:02
of it. Yeah.
57:04
I don't really like I don't really like boxing.
57:06
Just go watch a goddamn fight. Yeah,
57:09
listen, I mean listen, so
57:13
Keith. He gets the filing cabinet out of the way.
57:16
He goes inside, he moves the filing cabalotle but
57:18
further so everyone get through. His part is
57:20
done. He drives off out of the hotel and into
57:22
history, well into obscurity for forty years.
57:24
And then that is a huge part more than Keith
57:26
signed up for. Keith could have called it at any point
57:28
and instead going yeah,
57:31
no, I I really
57:35
that crime brain of like when you're doing something
57:37
really sketchy as an activist and you're like, well,
57:40
I'm gonna do this, so I really
57:42
need to disassociate and get this done. It's
57:44
a powerful feeling that I don't know. I don't
57:46
want to say everyone should have at some point in their life because it sucks.
57:49
But right, I mean things, things are not going to go
57:51
to plan, and you're like, but I'm not actually
57:53
hurting anybody, This doesn't right,
57:55
I've already picked the lock once, so suspicions
57:58
on them anyway, right, right,
58:00
totally, So yeah,
58:02
it's not You're going to get investigated no matter what.
58:05
No, no, exactly. That's
58:07
a that's such a good point. Four burglars
58:09
head to the office. They slip inside with luggage
58:12
sized suitcases in their business
58:14
clothes, and they just rob
58:16
everything. They take every file
58:19
out of the place. They rip open the locked
58:21
cabinets with screwdrivers because some of them are locked,
58:23
some of them aren't. They work mostly in the dark
58:25
to avoid flashlights showing through the blinds. There's
58:27
like one person with the flashlights going over and like
58:29
holding his hand over the light as each person
58:32
needs it. Damn. They
58:34
don't leave a single fingerprint. They
58:37
called the motel from the office's phone,
58:40
which blows my mind, in
58:42
order to give a signal. But it
58:45
worked. It wasn't their own phone
58:47
wasn't tapped, I guess. And it's
58:49
just some that's just some seventy fifty year
58:51
ago shit. You know you couldn't star sixty
58:54
nine, you dumb dumb I don't
58:59
ironically sixty nine Star sixty nine,
59:01
not a thing star sent one,
59:05
Yeah, exactly. And so
59:08
the rest of them is outside in getaway
59:10
cars. And then Bonnie, who is really good
59:12
at playing the like dumb helpless woman who's
59:14
smartest shit, She is
59:16
hanging out outside with her car fake
59:19
broken down with the hood up, like being
59:21
like, oh, how does this work? Getting
59:23
ready in case a cop or someone comes to distract.
59:26
The buttons come undone
59:28
as well, yeah, exactly,
59:32
Um, yeah, it's
59:34
not necessary. They load the suitcases into trunks
59:36
of cars, they drive away,
59:39
and they go to another parking lot. They swap cars.
59:41
They split up to reconvene later, and they
59:43
don't go back to the motel. They go to
59:45
a farmhouse that they were lent by friends
59:47
of the podcast, the Quaker community. Hey,
59:51
the Quakers are like, you need you
59:54
need a farmhouse, no questions asked. Of
59:56
course, you can have it. And
59:59
one of the their final escape cars was
1:00:02
an old fashioned station wagon I think with the
1:00:04
wood paneling and everything. The photo is black and
1:00:06
white, so I'm not certain, but I really love
1:00:08
those old station wagons with wood paneling,
1:00:10
so I wanted to be that it
1:00:12
was the Rain's family car. Oh
1:00:15
yeah, I was just gonna say, that's a perfect family
1:00:17
getaway car. Yeah. Nobody suspects
1:00:19
that car. Yeah, exactly.
1:00:22
And the whole time they're like, God, I hope this hunch
1:00:24
was right, that there's anything worthwhile
1:00:27
in these files that were ripping out of some tiny
1:00:30
office, and there was. Within
1:00:33
an hour, they go to the farmhouse and they all just start pouring
1:00:35
through the documents. Within an hour, they make their first
1:00:37
discovery and I think it's worth highlighting
1:00:40
that this is the first thing they found, because I think it's one of the most
1:00:42
important things. They found, a memo advising
1:00:44
agents to quote enhance the paranoia,
1:00:47
that there's an quote an FBI
1:00:50
agent behind every mailbox. They
1:00:55
read until five am. Then they went about
1:00:57
their lives to avoid suspicion. So like
1:00:59
everyone like showing up at work the next day on State
1:01:02
Brooks. I think it's fascinating they immediately
1:01:04
got to work like that they maybe
1:01:06
knew they had limited time, but that it wasn't
1:01:08
like right, like their work wasn't done once
1:01:10
they got whatever they got from there, they were like, no,
1:01:12
no, we're trying to read and digest as
1:01:14
much as we can as fast as possible, right.
1:01:18
And I almost decided
1:01:20
to make this a four parter and didn't do it because there's a bunch
1:01:22
of stuff I'm going to skip over here about like
1:01:24
how hard it is for them to get anyone
1:01:26
to listen to them about this, and like there's
1:01:29
like a lot of there's a lot
1:01:31
more shit. One guy,
1:01:33
the grad student. He stays to guard the student
1:01:35
the documents twenty four seven at the farmhouse,
1:01:38
and then one of them calls a reporter at six thirty
1:01:40
in the morning from a pay phone to announce what they've
1:01:42
done. It's a pretty good statement, but one
1:01:44
line of it stands out. Quote,
1:01:47
we believe that a law and order which depends
1:01:49
on intimidation and repression to secure
1:01:51
obedience can have but one name, and
1:01:53
that name is tyranny. It's
1:01:56
fucking cool and
1:01:58
one of the mild man things that they do. They
1:02:01
actually throw out all the documents that are
1:02:03
about like regular crime. Mm.
1:02:06
Nice. They like they're like not trying
1:02:08
to expose all
1:02:10
FBI agents or something, right, They're
1:02:13
specifically focusing on co intel pro
1:02:15
which they don't even know if this is how we learn about
1:02:17
it, but like they don't know it exists yet. They're just like,
1:02:19
we know your asses are tapping us. We
1:02:21
know that you guys are on peace activists,
1:02:24
civil rights activists, so
1:02:27
we want to find proof. Yeah,
1:02:30
And so they delivered the biggest blow the
1:02:32
FBI has ever received. Two
1:02:35
one night, two hundred agents were transferred to
1:02:37
Philly to track down the files. They're given
1:02:40
so much overtime that they all like bought sports
1:02:42
cars and shit. Their
1:02:44
first suspect was the reporter because
1:02:46
the reporter called the FBI and was like, whoa
1:02:49
is it? Truely your office was broken into and they're
1:02:51
like, how do you know that? Soon they had three
1:02:53
main suspects, the unknown woman
1:02:55
who had come in who you know was
1:02:58
one of the burglars, that
1:03:00
guy John Grady, who is the obvious would
1:03:02
be leader, and the
1:03:05
other guy who dropped out at the last minute,
1:03:07
which means it's good that that guy dropped
1:03:09
out at the last minute. Hell yeah, poor guy.
1:03:12
He was like, damn it, I know I could
1:03:14
have just done it anyway. I
1:03:16
know he was followed twenty
1:03:18
four seven for months afterwards. Soon
1:03:21
after, they're investigating every hippie and anti war
1:03:23
protester and Catholic peace activists they can imagine,
1:03:26
and it's so unfocused and frantic
1:03:28
that it's ineffective because they search,
1:03:31
they investigate everybody. They investigate
1:03:34
four of the
1:03:36
burglars, right, but they
1:03:38
don't. They're investigating so many people
1:03:40
that they don't get anywhere.
1:03:43
I mean, this is like then you low and behold like
1:03:46
whatever. Fifty years later you get warrantless
1:03:48
wire tapping and like meta whatever,
1:03:50
what was it? Metadata or just like the
1:03:52
amount of information the NSA
1:03:55
had or has on us and
1:03:57
it's like to what end ye dingdong?
1:04:00
I know what. Unfortunately AI is going to help that for
1:04:02
them. God damn it, don't say that.
1:04:06
Yeah. Two of the people
1:04:08
who wound up on the suspect list were the super
1:04:10
cool anarchists Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn
1:04:13
because they worked with an organization. Oh,
1:04:15
Noam Chomsky is still live. That's another are still alive?
1:04:18
Persons? Come on? Chomsky
1:04:21
beat Kissinger? Yes, please,
1:04:23
God damn it. They worked with an
1:04:25
organization called Resist that agreed to accept
1:04:28
the documents anonymously and remail them.
1:04:30
For the actual burglars ended up contacted
1:04:32
and investigated to no avail. After
1:04:36
the FBI visits, the activists learned what all activists
1:04:38
eventually learn. If the FBI visits you, it
1:04:41
means they don't have enough evidence to indict you. If
1:04:43
they know you actually did something, they don't visit
1:04:45
they arrest you. So you keep your mouth shut
1:04:48
and you'll probably be fine. If
1:04:50
you're visited by the FBI, dear listener
1:04:53
politely declined to talk to them. Tell them that if
1:04:55
they provide their name and information that you will have your
1:04:57
lawyer contact them, take their information, and
1:04:59
then contact lawyer The National Lawyers
1:05:01
Guild runs a hotline for free legal advice
1:05:03
for those who have been contacted by um by
1:05:06
the FBI. Thank you, Yeah
1:05:09
Solid PSA. They mailed
1:05:11
out the documents and then agreed to go no contact
1:05:13
with each other for the rest of their lives, except
1:05:15
for the husband and wife. I know. So
1:05:18
they kind of got lucky because they're the only two who can actually
1:05:20
talk to anyone about what the fuck they did. Seriously,
1:05:22
Okay, keep going, Sorry, I'm in thrall.
1:05:25
No, no, no. The homemade lockpicks
1:05:27
befuddled the experts because they couldn't
1:05:29
identify them, so the FEDS demanded
1:05:32
lists of every student from every lock
1:05:34
picking school in several states, the
1:05:37
lock picking University, Like, I
1:05:39
know, it's everyone knows. The way
1:05:41
that you learn lockpicking is you watch that guy Devan
1:05:44
Olaf on YouTube and he teaches you. Like,
1:05:48
I don't understand why they didn't just do that back
1:05:50
in the day. You learn shit by just being
1:05:52
bored to fucking tears and
1:05:55
fumbling and you're bored and you're bored.
1:05:57
Ah, you know everything
1:06:00
a rubics cube and it should return to
1:06:02
be just a rubics cube. The
1:06:04
burglars tried to copy the documents, but the
1:06:06
copier they'd bought for this, like well ahead of time,
1:06:09
was absolute shit. So in
1:06:11
order to get rid of the copier because they knew
1:06:13
it could be traced, an accomplice drove
1:06:15
the shitty machine to Ohio and left it in a
1:06:17
friend's garage, like one of those garages filled
1:06:19
with drunk and Ohio you know, oh yeah,
1:06:21
where it is probably still to this day.
1:06:24
I love that weight. They bought a cop that's so much
1:06:27
money, that's a huge investment,
1:06:29
and of course it craps out. Yeah.
1:06:32
So instead the burglars copy the documents
1:06:34
at work, release
1:06:38
their findings a bit by bit to the media to draw
1:06:40
evermore attention to them, and
1:06:43
the Washington Broke Post broke the
1:06:45
story. Other papers rushed to follow. The
1:06:48
FBI's reputation has forever been scarred.
1:06:51
People know what they're about now, what most people
1:06:53
do. Author Max Holland said, far
1:06:56
from being invincible, the FBI appeared merely
1:06:58
petty, obsessed with monitoring what
1:07:00
seemed to be in many cases, lawful descent.
1:07:04
They shut down Cointel pro officially.
1:07:07
It took a couple of years. It was like a bunch of investigations
1:07:09
and shit with
1:07:11
the claim that all further disinformation campaigns
1:07:14
would be conducted on a case by case basis
1:07:17
maybe true, but
1:07:20
they do an awful lot of fun creative this day. The
1:07:22
main difference now is that we know their playbook,
1:07:24
we know better how to cover it, how
1:07:26
to counter it. So they didn't
1:07:28
even know what this
1:07:31
straight up led to the end of co Intel
1:07:33
pro at least the actual official
1:07:36
program, the official program, even though of course,
1:07:38
yeah, they employ similar tactics. That's incredible.
1:07:41
So, like, we know this is happening. We know our
1:07:43
phones were tapped, we know you're infiltrating,
1:07:45
we know you are sowing discent within these
1:07:47
organizations that have led
1:07:50
to straight murders of people. We
1:07:53
just need the proof. Yeah,
1:07:55
and also like the scale of it, right, Like
1:07:57
they didn't know about the injecting
1:07:59
lax of lives into oranges until they
1:08:01
got these documents, you know, like like
1:08:04
and it's also awful because they found
1:08:07
they found out that there is an FBI agent
1:08:09
behind every mailbox. But they also found out that the entire
1:08:11
point is to make people worry that there's an FBI
1:08:13
agent behind every mailbox, you know, I mean this
1:08:15
is the thing about like, you know, it's so funny
1:08:18
about you know, our obsession with
1:08:20
foreigners like meddling in our democracy.
1:08:22
It's like, bitch, we do that to
1:08:24
one another, to ourselves, Yeah,
1:08:26
like exactly, you know, like cut
1:08:29
everyone in on it. You know the Russian Chinese,
1:08:31
they just went in. It's not like one
1:08:34
lead by example. You know,
1:08:36
once we can quit, then maybe
1:08:38
others will quit. Yeah
1:08:42
that's for our heroes. No, go ahead, Oh yeah, please
1:08:45
tell us of our heroes. Most
1:08:47
of them went on living their lives all normal and ship
1:08:50
keeping their heads low. One of them,
1:08:52
the nineteen year old Judy Finegold, the
1:08:56
lesbian Quaker. She took off with a backpack
1:08:58
and a sleeping bag, went out west and never came back.
1:09:00
She lived underground for about a decade, and then
1:09:03
she started working in the National parks. She
1:09:05
like contacted the lawyer and was like, yo,
1:09:07
would it be like really bad if I had committed
1:09:10
the following type of crime ten years ago to
1:09:12
come out, And the lawyer was like, I'm
1:09:15
not really sure. Even
1:09:17
though the statute of limitations was officially
1:09:19
five years five yeah.
1:09:22
Nine. Anyway, none of them ever
1:09:25
connected with one another again, which is a huge
1:09:27
part of how they weren't caught they finally came
1:09:29
forward, most of them to talk with a journalist
1:09:31
named Betty Medsker, who wrote
1:09:34
the book about all of this, The Burglary
1:09:36
Judy didn't actually come forward until the paperback
1:09:39
edition. Basically a couple people came
1:09:41
forward and everyone was like, wait,
1:09:43
I thought we weren't going to talk about what we're talking about this now?
1:09:46
Yeah. And
1:09:48
when I say until the paperback came out, she's
1:09:50
like, it's not real until the paperbacks out.
1:09:52
Well, I'm not going to spend thirty five dollars book.
1:09:56
Once the hardback came out, she contacted
1:09:58
and was like all right, me too, Oh, got
1:10:00
it, got it, got it. And then she was included. She was like, okay,
1:10:02
I needed She was out there,
1:10:04
you know, working the just
1:10:08
like working one of like basically
1:10:10
I imagine her in like Yosemite
1:10:13
or in like Yellowstone or whatnot, more
1:10:16
like Yosemite, just sort of leading tours,
1:10:18
you know, yeah, totally just
1:10:20
kind of like that gray haired like park ranger
1:10:23
hippie lady who's like, you know, telling you about
1:10:26
the different species of you know, birds
1:10:28
and the different like bark kinds of
1:10:30
bark and you're like, okay, lady, that's enough
1:10:32
Yeah. Yeah, that bit. That's a badass bitch
1:10:35
right there. Yeah, that bitch broke into the
1:10:37
FBI. Yeah exactly.
1:10:40
I love that. You
1:10:43
just have to think all
1:10:45
of these like random people, like people
1:10:47
can have these amazing secrets. You know. Oh,
1:10:50
I would definitely work in the National Parks for the rest
1:10:53
of my life if yeah, I did something like
1:10:55
this. Yeah. And when
1:10:57
I say keep their heads down, I really mean
1:10:59
keep doing what were doing. Two of them got
1:11:01
arrested that same year, in nineteen seventy
1:11:03
one as part of the Camden twenty
1:11:05
eight. Another Catholic left raid on a draft
1:11:08
board. That's right, And you
1:11:10
have to because that's the best cover if you
1:11:12
just disappeared, right if the because
1:11:14
the Barrigans were involved, right yeah,
1:11:17
not in this actually, oh not in the burglary.
1:11:20
They're involved in the Catholic left. Yah.
1:11:22
But the David didn't did David didn's if
1:11:25
the David did, If David didn't just stopped
1:11:27
doing David in stuff. As
1:11:30
soon as the FBI got broken into, Yeah, yeah,
1:11:32
people will be like what the hell? And or maybe
1:11:34
that meeting with Kissinger worked, you know, he's
1:11:37
like I converted him. Yeah,
1:11:39
maybe Kissinger was secretly behind it the whole
1:11:41
time. Kissinger,
1:11:44
Yeah, um swoke. Kissinger
1:11:47
is trying to argue that he's responsible
1:11:49
for the anti Vietnam War movement.
1:11:51
He was like, you see, I did the war
1:11:54
and then then then now you have the movement.
1:11:57
Yeah, exactly, like he really
1:11:59
wanted to. It was accelerationists, that's all.
1:12:01
I love it. So the
1:12:03
Camden twenty eight, forty
1:12:05
FBI agents watched all of it happened
1:12:07
because one of the twenty eight was a snitch, and
1:12:10
so the FBI paid for all their burglary tools
1:12:12
and shit, the stuff that we've been talking about
1:12:14
about how the FBI creates these situations.
1:12:17
The Camden twenty eight included priests, ministers,
1:12:20
vets, blue collar workers, middle aged parents.
1:12:23
All twenty eight agreed to be tried
1:12:25
together and they were facing more than forty
1:12:27
years. They were offered a really light plea
1:12:29
bargain and they refused it.
1:12:32
And this is like, that's some hard shit.
1:12:34
If someone's like, you know, you can either
1:12:36
stand up for your principles and take forty years maybe,
1:12:39
or get off on probation
1:12:42
and say you're sorry. I
1:12:44
might say I'm sorry. The Camden twenty
1:12:46
eight, they're made a harder shit. They
1:12:48
all refused the plea bargain. They
1:12:51
all decided to be tried together.
1:12:53
And sometime during all of this, the priests
1:12:56
and the nuns started calling it instead of civil disobedience,
1:12:58
divine obedience, I think is a clever
1:13:01
turn of phrase. And
1:13:04
their snitch had a change of
1:13:06
heart and testified for
1:13:08
the defense, revealing even
1:13:11
more about how the FEDS had set everyone
1:13:13
up. So in
1:13:15
nineteen seventy three, two years later, the
1:13:18
jury returned a not guilty verdict,
1:13:20
which was jury nullification. The jurors
1:13:22
were like, we don't care
1:13:25
that they did it, they just shouldn't be punished.
1:13:27
We're voting not guilty. Wow. And
1:13:31
because the FBI involvement, because
1:13:34
it's a big part of it, I think yeah,
1:13:37
And basically, be people, the
1:13:39
fucking the
1:13:41
people of the US were sick of this ship at this point.
1:13:43
You know, absolutely, the FBI have been
1:13:46
outed is not the good guys, And and that
1:13:48
I think is the most important thing. I mean, this is
1:13:50
a heel turn in from
1:13:53
from like, oh, the FBI is like looking out for us
1:13:55
or to set super cool. Oh,
1:13:57
I'm sure they're going after you know, like harden
1:14:00
criminals and Nope, priests
1:14:02
and nuns and peace activists, and so
1:14:05
it's like we have this moment to
1:14:07
thank for just our
1:14:09
complete understanding of the
1:14:11
FBI in general. Yep. And
1:14:14
that's the story of how
1:14:16
a bunch of pacifists
1:14:19
expose the FBI for what they are by
1:14:22
lying on their back in a hallway with
1:14:24
a tire iron moving a
1:14:27
heavy piece of furniture. Has
1:14:29
this been fictionalized? I
1:14:33
don't believe. So. I think there is a documentary
1:14:35
about it. I do this
1:14:37
weird thing where I like, I consume a lot of media when I
1:14:39
prepare things, but I usually don't watch the documentaries.
1:14:42
I'm not sure why. Yeah, I'm
1:14:44
like, I think it's like I want to build
1:14:47
my own narrative out of
1:14:49
things and then like, so I
1:14:51
go for the books and the articles sometimes
1:14:53
podcasts, but I don't watch the documentaries usually.
1:14:56
But no, this one makes such a good straight up heist
1:14:58
movie. I don't want to the document he is probably great.
1:15:00
I'm not talking shit, but I
1:15:02
want to watch the heist movie. Yes, that's what I
1:15:05
want to watch. Yeah, everyone's
1:15:07
all like sexed up, you know. I
1:15:09
feel like Luke Wilson is
1:15:12
is key.
1:15:16
That's why I'm laughing. I like name
1:15:18
all these actors. Does not
1:15:20
know Bob Cat
1:15:23
gold Wig, it will be one of
1:15:25
them, yeah, Goldwin, I know that actor Goldweight.
1:15:28
Yeah yeah, oh he definitely would be involved.
1:15:31
Yeah. Um, I mean who would play
1:15:34
the who would play David in just
1:15:37
kind of like um, nondescript
1:15:40
and sweet. I feel like Toby
1:15:43
maguire could do it. Well,
1:15:45
Sophie, I'm tapping you in because you know what
1:15:49
I was thinking of. Michael Sarah
1:15:52
Michael, Oh shit, I know that one why he is
1:15:54
huge. I think Michael
1:15:56
Sarah should be the the lock pick.
1:15:59
Yeah yeah, yeah, Sarah can
1:16:01
be in there. Yeah yeah, exactly, but like someone
1:16:04
who's got to be very like um oh,
1:16:06
first of all, he did play
1:16:09
he like I think he did play like sort of a
1:16:11
very religious Jew in a
1:16:14
show that I actually didn't like about, like called The
1:16:16
Divorce or something. But um, oh
1:16:19
my god, I'm gonna
1:16:22
fuck it because I'm um, I'm blinking
1:16:24
on his name. It's fine, We're fine.
1:16:27
I want the lesbian love triangle where
1:16:31
the um, the
1:16:33
lesbian Quaker is seducing the why
1:16:36
the Housewife?
1:16:38
Yeah, Sarah Paulson, maybe sure,
1:16:43
you have no idea, You have no idea? Who
1:16:45
that is that's cool. I even watch a lot of
1:16:47
movies. I'm just incapable of remembering names
1:16:50
faces, but also
1:16:52
could also be a SHIV
1:16:54
from Succession Sarah Snook. She's
1:16:57
so good, She's so good. It's okay,
1:16:59
Margaret, anyways, before Mapie
1:17:02
anymore? Do you have anything you'd like
1:17:04
to plug? Yes, um,
1:17:07
I would like to plug the
1:17:09
name of this actor? Okay,
1:17:12
what is it? Oscar Isaac? Oh, my
1:17:14
god, should be Oscar Isaac. Sorry, he's so
1:17:17
handsome, he'd be so good as
1:17:19
David in that. I can't remember. I can't
1:17:21
believe I forgot it. I can't remember anything. I've
1:17:23
got mom brain, Um, get
1:17:26
everyone like, yeah,
1:17:28
he's from Dune and listen to the Bituation Room
1:17:30
podcast. That's
1:17:32
with me, follow me on all the things at
1:17:34
Frannifio. Um and hell
1:17:36
yeah, thank you so much for having me, Margaret, I love,
1:17:39
love love this. Yeah,
1:17:41
thanks for coming on more bravery.
1:17:44
We need to do this again, I
1:17:46
know. Do you think they change the lot? Do you
1:17:48
think they like they
1:17:51
got wiser? Maybe the FBI, But it was
1:17:53
I love what a what an ego blow? It was
1:17:55
like I want Hoover's like I want to
1:17:57
feel his little like you
1:18:00
know, like he must have been so mad. Oh yeah,
1:18:02
no, I if I had gotten to do the super long
1:18:04
version, there's just all of the things about him freaking
1:18:07
out about how all this happened and just like doing
1:18:09
wild petty shit and closing down
1:18:11
all these offices and freaking out. He lost
1:18:13
his shit over this at day, mad
1:18:15
asshole. Yeah, and he died like
1:18:18
a year later, unfortunately on relatedly, but
1:18:21
you know, so if you guys thinking
1:18:23
the plug, yeah,
1:18:26
you can buy Margaret's books. Oh
1:18:29
yeah, it's my plug. Hell yeah,
1:18:31
you can buy my
1:18:33
book Escape from Insul Island or a Country
1:18:35
at Ghosts or we
1:18:37
Won't be Here Tomorrow or
1:18:40
some other ones, and
1:18:43
you can listen. Oh, my other podcast is going
1:18:45
weekly, Live Like the World Is Dying. If
1:18:47
you were like, man, I sure
1:18:50
love listening to Margaret twice a week. If only I
1:18:52
could listen to Margaret three times a week. Well
1:18:55
you can by listening to Live Like the World
1:18:57
is Dying on Fridays and a
1:19:00
secret fourth thing that I can't tell you about
1:19:02
yet, but you'll be able to listen. I
1:19:06
have no idea what sounded, so what I got was no,
1:19:09
I'm not sure it's the Sophie, Yeah,
1:19:12
I tried, and
1:19:14
we'll be back. We'll be back next week.
1:19:16
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