You may wanna turn the volume down for this one and be prepared to spit your drink out because my friend Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk has entered the chat! It's our first post Covid catchup, and we hit all the bases. I learn everything DWI related and there's even some role play involved (not like that) If you've seen any of Bryan's commercials you know they come with a lesson and I learned a lot. Not to mention what does Taco Bell have to do with anything? My newest spirit animal is basically any animal who can deliver swift justice, the idea of a Law-ctopus just about took me out. I ask the hard hitting questions like "Do you really get a bologna sandwich in jail?" and "How many phone numbers do I need to memorize?" I'm impressed by the dedication Bryan has to his craft and possibly more impressed by his connections to the Tiger King and Snoop Dog. The animal theme is strong y'all. If you didn't know there is one bail bonds place in Fort Worth you should never contact. But more importantly: Just take an Uber, and you ALWAYS have the right to just shut the fuck up. I mean, remain silent.