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3:22

Man

3:24

yeah, I'm in town this week and We

3:27

We're just going over some

3:29

trick shots for the next Trick

3:33

shot video but in addition to that

3:35

there's a lot going on around here We got boy

3:37

episode of punch for punch in the can. Yeah,

3:40

Niko's off on some Panel

3:43

thing right now talking to

3:45

industry experts What

3:49

is it leading experts in the AI experts,

3:52

yeah, so he's doing that and Famous

3:55

people Sam and I Sam says I have a tip on

3:57

my shoulder. Yeah, you do leave it or

3:59

not. That's the

3:59

premise of this whole trick shot video

4:02

now. Which I am now in. Wait,

4:07

I thought this was between Jake and Jordan Allen.

4:10

Right. Isn't that great? I thought it was humanity versus

4:12

the Wally future. Yeah, we're taking a

4:14

break from that. And I get to

4:16

take my hand at meeting

4:18

Jake. Yeah, well, it's really a side quest.

4:20

It's the chip on the shoulder. Yeah, yeah. It's the lessons.

4:23

Yeah. And we will find out if you learn

4:25

from these lessons or if they're like,

4:27

if I'm going to teach you a lesson or if I'm going to

4:29

like teach you a lesson. Right. Exactly.

4:31

It'll be one of those two. Yeah. Here's what happened.

4:34

You know, Jordan beat me. OK,

4:37

great. Now, not I mean, not

4:39

great. Let's no. I mean, yeah, certainly.

4:41

Let's roll it back. You beat Jordan. I beat

4:43

Jordan. That was great. Yeah, that was wonderful.

4:46

And then, of course, you know, the devil

4:49

makes his return. Mm hmm. Exactly. Sweet,

4:51

sweet revenge. You guys are kind of back where you started.

4:53

Yeah. And now, you know, I've been dejected

4:57

and I need to seek additional wisdom.

5:00

So while Jordan's out on

5:02

his honeymoon, I. like moved to run

5:04

away right after his wife. Right. She's like

5:06

gallivanting across

5:08

the world. Let me just make a honeymoon here so

5:10

I can go. Right. Made it. We

5:12

don't even know if his wife is real or not.

5:14

We think she may be simulated. I

5:16

know her. I still am not entirely sure.

5:18

She may be a fembot. It's possible.

5:21

Very possible. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not

5:23

entirely convinced yet. So

5:25

the wedding could have been a farce. Well, the whole thing

5:28

is probably made us feel. Yeah. Could have been an actor. Yeah.

5:30

Yeah. Well, he does do acting. I

5:32

mean, sometimes you really can you really trust

5:34

a man who started acting as a child? Exactly.

5:37

A child actor. You could never trust a child.

5:39

Like probably the world's greatest spy. Yeah. Look

5:41

at Lindsay Lohan. Is he right? World's

5:44

greatest spy. Is he? Lindsay

5:46

Lohan. The world's greatest

5:48

spy. Yeah.

5:50

So could be. You don't know. Conspiracy

5:52

theory. We know. Yeah. I feel bad

5:55

for Jordan because you're going

5:55

to get all this practice this week. Right.

5:58

He's going to come back. All aggressive. Dusty

6:00

dusty and your skills sharpened.

6:03

Yes, I'm going to Sam the

6:05

sage To

6:08

to go on a side quest if you will to

6:11

learn about

6:12

Well, I don't know. I'm gonna learn something. Oh, we'll

6:15

have riddles. Oh prepared

6:17

for you You

6:22

know we were riffing on some riddles over there,

6:25

yeah, you know things Questions

6:27

that make you think as you're doing the trick shot

6:29

like

6:30

what's the meaning of this trick shot? like what

6:32

am I taking away from this other than

6:35

Succeeding in the trick shot like mentally

6:37

right where am I going? You should have them do

6:39

a mental trick shot Mental

6:48

a riddle is a mental trick shot, but if

6:50

it's a competition then I have to do it, too Right

6:53

someone else has to deliver From

7:00

one trick shot to the next there's just a brief riddle

7:02

break

7:05

So

7:07

yeah, I don't know if we want to stray too far from

7:09

the path here But the idea is like

7:12

you know How can

7:14

I how can I get back to my roots here

7:16

so that I can improve the skills and next time?

7:19

When

7:19

we go to the this is kind of a mini game

7:21

in addition, so we're gonna be doing

7:24

a series of smaller more

7:27

What do you say? refined

7:29

and Efficient

7:31

trickshots rudimentary shots

7:33

that you experience in life

7:36

yes You know these are the trick shots

7:38

that you grow up with

7:40

right? Yes The trick shots you impress

7:42

your friends with in fourth grade right real life

7:44

trick shots. Yeah And

7:46

I think by doing that I'll gain

7:49

an appreciation for the basics and

7:51

and that'll really help me take on Jordan When

7:54

he comes back, and then we're

7:57

talking about dunk tanks in the next yes,

7:59

young tank

7:59

Are on the table I think a dunk tank

8:02

still is great or at least permanently

8:04

destroying his computer. Yeah. Yeah

8:07

I'm when I heard dunk tank. I am so happy

8:09

that that finally is Maybe

8:11

getting realized because we've been bouncing that around

8:13

for a while just like how do we use dunk

8:16

tank? Oh, yeah, and we can't find a good but

8:18

like Sam's brought up destroying Jordan's

8:20

computer And it's like

8:21

you just have him work on the dunk tank.

8:24

Well, how do we how do I save humanity?

8:27

You know, yeah, we need to destroy the machine

8:29

the machine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah get that

8:31

guillotine blade Trick

8:37

shot sets off the guillotine blade Suspend

8:47

it with rope and you know, just tell no one

8:49

to go underneath it

8:51

except for Jordan This is computer

8:53

just we'll get a very long

8:55

HDMI cable for his monitor.

8:57

Oh, yeah, just cut the game Yeah, right now

9:00

that's not as fun as it yeah, no, it'll be funny

9:02

to see that thing crash through that PC Oh,

9:04

yeah, like destroying computer jokes

9:06

are really funny. Yeah,

9:08

we have never done it. We've only done like one

9:10

Yeah, it was when we first started working

9:12

with Puget maybe. Oh, no

9:16

You remember that one? Wait, is this the bridge one?

9:18

Oh, yeah, there's the bridge. I see Mike

9:20

pulled a little bridge prank Oh, yeah, you're

9:22

right. That was that those early days. Yeah,

9:25

those early days with like Niko's first

9:27

computer body It's

9:31

so funny because I mean I mean granted

9:33

the case and some of the cables are still useful But

9:35

it's really funny when it's like, you

9:37

know, it's basically just a case we're throwing

9:39

off and I was like Computer

9:47

off you yeah We

9:49

actually emptied it out but this time we

9:52

wouldn't Distinction

9:54

is that I think it's important to have a functioning PC

9:57

that is actually working on. Yeah

9:59

be either

11:59

Insane. Yeah, like jaw dropping

12:02

like world class. Yeah.

12:04

Yeah. Is it going to theaters?

12:06

My first didn't right

12:09

or might just be there streaming. That's

12:11

crazy. Was it Amazon? It feels like a theater

12:14

thing. It's like something that should be in a sugar. Yeah,

12:16

who knows?

12:18

Anyway, yeah, it's really cool because we got

12:20

to recreate like a prison

12:22

riot scene and it was like just Freaking

12:24

nuts like just super crazy and like

12:27

yeah the thing that one of the cool

12:29

things like I'll know I won't say a whole lot but the

12:32

One crazy thing while we were filming that

12:34

was that like all there was like all this

12:36

background needed to be involved in it And

12:39

we got yes the the background chaos

12:42

was so chaotic I think

12:44

G got some like real stunt guys

12:47

in the back there that were really just guys

12:49

that to just make visual noise in the background

12:51

To just make it seem more chaotic But

12:54

like the the guys were going

12:56

so there was a moment where one of the guys

12:59

was spinning another guy Like

13:01

holding him up and spinning

13:03

him around Just the way

13:06

back of frame like you could barely see it But

13:08

he was just helicopter on this guy and

13:10

throwing him around and they were just so

13:12

loud like we had to I think

13:14

Christian was like a doing that

13:16

and he had to like scream over them just to

13:19

yell cut an Action when it was

13:21

just like yeah, I was it was real

13:23

real intense. I cannot wait a lot of fun Yes,

13:25

yeah, that was that was a real

13:27

wild ride They spent about 70% of the day

13:29

filming his sides and then about 30% of the day filming

13:31

G's So

13:35

G was left with 70% of the day to just

13:37

choreograph a fight scene in the back yeah,

13:40

and that's that's pretty much what happened, which

13:43

is kind of similar to what they did

13:44

on the On

13:46

the Avengers set. Oh sure the airport.

13:48

Okay. Yeah Have you seen that stuntman

13:51

react? Yeah, they basically just

13:53

made up their own. Yeah

13:55

thing back there Yeah, which is pretty cool.

13:57

And hey, we got to film with the director

14:00

Sam Hargrave. Yeah. Yep. Let's

14:02

talk with him for a little bit. What was that like? He's

14:05

a great guy Very professional

14:07

gave us a lot of great insights Yeah,

14:10

I and I think I believe we were on his property,

14:12

right? That was where yeah, we went out to Malibu.

14:14

It's a nice little spot. Yeah Yeah,

14:17

a little ranch like little ranch feel like

14:19

you're not even right on the coast of California.

14:21

It's pretty nice Yeah, see the peel of that place.

14:23

Very cool. Yeah

14:25

Jake you got a little ranch too. I do. Yeah Animals

14:31

about to drop my first

14:33

Vlog at the new place. Oh, yeah. Yeah

14:37

and yeah, we we moved there about

14:39

two months ago and

14:41

Yeah, it's more land

14:43

and we got some animals now. So

14:46

it's just a good it's a fun little

14:48

hobby

14:48

you know Ranch

14:52

and we'll

14:53

see where it goes hobby Yeah, I've

14:55

never heard someone describe their home. It's like a hobby

14:57

farming See

15:04

the thing about current farming is like so

15:06

much of it is and I've been

15:08

studying like it for a while. Yeah

15:11

It's so much of it is industrialized

15:13

now that it's really hard

15:16

for You to make a living

15:18

off of it on a small farm Most

15:21

see the thing the way that they do most of it. They

15:23

do what's called confinement farming

15:26

and that's like they'll put you know

15:28

200 head

15:31

of dairy cow into like a giant

15:34

building and then

15:37

they'll just milk them, you know, whatever

15:39

twice a day or whatever and then like

15:42

You don't even own the

15:45

Cattle You

15:47

meaning like as the farmer? Yeah, you're just storing

15:49

them on you build your bar you build

15:51

the building and you take on all

15:54

the risk of building

15:56

the building and and all that stuff and the infrastructure

15:59

and then like the vertically integrated

16:01

companies, the ag companies, big ag,

16:05

will be like, okay, we're gonna contract with

16:07

you for- By the squirt or like- Yeah,

16:09

yeah. The contract

16:11

with you for, to be able to put their

16:14

animals in there. And so

16:16

it's just, there's a lot of risk in it. And

16:18

it's like

16:19

very, very vertically integrated. So

16:21

like when 2020 happened, I said,

16:23

maybe I wanna get away from this a little bit. You know, the grocery

16:26

stores were empty and,

16:28

and it was just, you know, it was very uncertain

16:30

times. And, you know, I just

16:33

said, wouldn't it be better

16:35

if I could

16:36

raise my own meat and- Yeah.

16:40

Of course, if other people like it, you know, then

16:42

we'll see where it goes. But I don't think

16:44

I have quite enough land to be able to actually make

16:46

a living off of it, unless we did chickens. Oh,

16:48

okay. Yeah, you can make living off

16:51

chickens. Do you have a pond?

16:52

I do, I have a small stock

16:54

pond that- So you can put like fish in there

16:56

and fish. Well, it doesn't stay,

16:59

it doesn't stay like full

17:02

all year. Okay. It fills up when

17:04

it rains and then, you know, it'll

17:06

dry out. And the fish drink

17:08

the water. And the fish drink the water

17:10

and it's all gone. So, I don't know how

17:12

it works. Jake, that pond's great though,

17:14

cause guess what, you might not have thought of

17:16

this. If you truly wanna be off the grid during

17:19

the next pandemic, gotta grow reeds

17:21

to make your own toilet paper.

17:23

Ooh. I know. I

17:25

mean, we got food, you know, whatever, food. Yeah.

17:28

That's the scarcity right there. Right. You

17:30

press it just like the ancients, you know. Why

17:32

did everyone buy toilet paper?

17:35

Yeah, I don't- Like out of all the responses,

17:38

out of all the responses to something like that,

17:40

why did toilet paper go- Maybe cause it's just

17:42

like- They're shitting their pants. Yeah. Yeah.

17:47

It was out of necessity. Yeah. All

17:51

the people who saw walking with that, had terrible

17:53

like, and all this and all this stuff. From their

17:55

anxiety. I got

17:57

out of all the things, guys. You know how-

17:59

Like you ran out of toilet paper. That's

18:02

like the least of your concerns I

18:04

can you know what they do used to do before throw

18:06

away diapers like they used to be Like

18:08

these to be cloth diapers. It's like if you're out

18:10

of the toilet paper. That wouldn't even be that big

18:13

of a deal Yeah, just use a rag

18:15

and then you throw it in a bucket with some bleach

18:17

and water you get one of those you know Infinity

18:21

towels that you know they used to have in some restrooms

18:29

Are we talking bathroom butt tech here? There's

18:39

paper towel dispensers, but then there's also ones

18:41

that were this giant spool of Actual

18:45

cloth towels that loop back in

18:47

so you pull it down for a dry section dry

18:49

your hands And we clean it when it went

18:52

through They just take the whole thing and put

18:54

in the laundry and respool it right

18:56

it's just for your hands But you know once again,

18:58

but it's just Just for your hands

19:01

not butt. No butt.

19:03

They are currently designed just for your hands

19:09

Easily modified Yeah,

19:11

you can modify them and then a lot

19:14

of people get away with no toilet paper in the world I was

19:16

reading this thread man Apparently

19:18

like like

19:19

most of the world like obviously uses

19:21

bidets or water like you know a bucket

19:24

of water And you're literally pouring the water

19:26

this is like in poorer countries Man Yeah

19:34

interesting is a word for it There's

19:39

like an Italian person who's like yeah like my whole life

19:41

I grew up like

19:42

you know use the bidet, but then we have like a designated

19:45

like towel for drying that's just okay

19:47

there I

19:49

guess

19:50

I guess if it's clean it makes sense. It's just like

19:53

for us Americans. That's yeah Of

19:57

our disposable culture yeah

19:59

It's like yeah, we're like, you

20:02

know, but most most of the people you

20:05

take that you use a bidet you throw

20:07

it throw it in the wash What

20:09

do you that's the difference in soap and water

20:11

I guess right? So

20:14

yeah, well reads. I mean, you know, you could grow those.

20:16

I don't think I'm gonna get into the read cropping

20:18

business All right, when I start my farm,

20:21

okay, all right, I'm gonna be you should Someone

20:24

should do like sriracha farming because that

20:26

shit is also Everybody

20:32

would drown what oh they don't

20:34

know. Okay, maybe the peppers. There's

20:37

no sriracha You can't buy sriracha anywhere.

20:39

Oh, did the factory get closed? Yeah,

20:41

I got like fucking I don't know what I

20:43

Was

20:45

there having where like they were, you know

20:47

business was booming and so they were making

20:49

so much sauce that everyone like, you know Those

20:52

mile radius or whatever was like

20:54

like being pepper Yeah

21:01

There's like a shortage of it

21:02

There's

21:09

a sriracha and I and I know

21:11

this because I'm a sriracha guy I do

21:13

like sriracha and I just have realized that

21:15

like it's missing from the shelves. It's

21:18

just like completely absolutely

21:20

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know, oh Interesting.

21:23

There's last summer's drought in Mexico.

21:25

That's what it was Because they're experiencing

21:28

a shortage

21:29

of the actual chili ingredients, right?

21:32

from Mexico Chili

21:34

pepper farming I

21:37

don't know if I'm far enough south to do chili

21:40

peppers Okay, the bush country of

21:42

the hill country is really really sad. That's really sad

21:44

You know, it makes me really want to have sriracha

21:46

right now. Exactly. All the off-brand sriracha

21:49

sucks. It does It's terrible problem.

21:51

They put like too much vinegar or too much sugar

21:53

in there or like they're never spicy That's

21:56

for sure. Damn right sriracha brand

21:58

sriracha is the most perfectly

21:59

balance. Hey guys, sauce. It's like, come on, it's

22:02

garlic and peppers. Yeah. How do you fuck it

22:04

up? Yeah, exactly. Well, I have

22:06

a bottle of sriracha in my fridge. Yeah, hold

22:08

on to that. It's

22:10

like precious commodity. It has the crust. It's like probably

22:12

the year long crust is on the thing. Yeah,

22:15

it doesn't go bad though. Yeah, it sort

22:17

of has like a half life maybe. Yeah, call me later.

22:19

We'll talk. Yeah, please. Yeah, we'll make a deal. In

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23:18

true. That's I agree with

23:20

that. Like anything that has

23:22

it in the world is never the actual sauce flavor.

23:25

Just want the sauce. What is this? They're just

23:27

taking the name. They're just licensing the name and

23:30

doing something similar. That's right. Yeah. It's

23:32

a farce.

23:33

Maybe we should start a hot sauce company. Yeah.

23:35

Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What

23:38

would we call that? Hot

23:41

takes hot takes hot takes.

23:46

Well, what do you think of that spicy render? Okay.

23:53

Well, yeah. Well, that's about as far as that went. Leave a comment

23:55

down below.

23:59

But yeah, let's let the audience do the work here.

24:02

Let us know what our hot sauce should be called. Then

24:04

we will start it. Nick and I also have been

24:06

talking about a series of videos we could shoot

24:08

on my property. Well, the first of which, maybe

24:11

not on your property, but possibly near it is VFX

24:13

artists try farming for a day. Okay,

24:15

so this is an idea. Yeah, I don't

24:18

think we have to leave California for that. But

24:20

if it was a part of a series of videos

24:22

that we did, we could easily do it there too. But the

24:25

idea is just exactly that.

24:27

We weren't gonna say VFX artists. We

24:29

were gonna say like, we made our entire

24:32

tech company farm for a day.

24:35

And it's just, we go out. Just

24:37

weeping, sweaty, sweet, weeping, weeping,

24:41

weeping, the weeping tech bro. Weeping,

24:43

metropolitan, 30 year olds.

24:48

Yeah, dude. No, I mean, honestly, I would love to

24:50

try farming for a day. It's a lot

24:52

of respect. There's a, there's

24:54

a, I find that there's a certain like, I

24:56

don't know, just like piece in it. It

24:59

would be terrifying to have to do it for your

25:02

living, I think, because you're so dependent

25:04

on

25:05

what the earth does, what the animals do,

25:07

what your crops do, like all of that stuff.

25:09

But to do it as a hobby, I find it really peaceful

25:12

because you get to like spend time outside.

25:14

You get to like

25:16

get to know the animals. There's like a relationship

25:19

that you build with them and

25:22

all that stuff. And then of course, like it

25:24

makes the process of when you are eating,

25:27

like it makes, you

25:29

know, there's, it has more gravitas,

25:31

I think, because you know

25:33

where it comes from. Heirloom tomatoes. Yes. We

25:36

have heirloom garlic. Like real heirloom. What's

25:38

an heirloom garlic? So an heirloom is anything

25:40

that has been, you know, like

25:44

transferred,

25:46

the same plant has been living for

25:49

many, many years.

25:50

So we have these heirloom garlic plants

25:53

that the previous owners

25:55

put in

25:56

and those garlic,

25:58

that garlic comes from.

27:59

Um, cause for the first like two

28:01

weeks, he was, you know,

28:03

he'd come up to me, but he wouldn't get too

28:05

close. And then the other day, yeah, I

28:07

got him to eat out of my hand.

28:09

So I'm just building that bond with him and you

28:11

know, he's figuring out, okay, I can trust this

28:13

guy. He's got good stuff for

28:15

me whenever he comes around. I've got a call

28:18

for them. So when I go out there and I call them and

28:20

they come running over, uh, it's a, it's

28:23

a, it's a, I'm

28:25

a whistle. Yeah. And

28:28

then I say,

28:31

come on cows and awesome power steam.

28:34

And then I have another one for the ponies,

28:37

which is a, wow. And

28:39

they can distinguish this. Yeah, the kind

28:41

of, they're learning to, the dog is just like, what

28:43

is your, did you call? Did you call? So

28:46

what's your, what's your plans with the cows? What

28:48

is it milk? Is it more cows?

28:51

So milking is kind of a, like

28:53

a subsection of cattle

28:55

raising, which is,

28:56

you know, like any mammal, they

28:58

only produce milk when they're, you

29:01

know, producing for a calf.

29:04

So if you're going to do like

29:06

dairy, you need, there's certain breeds. And

29:08

then of course you need to make sure that the dog has a calf.

29:10

So it's always producing, um,

29:12

for that calf. But

29:14

you could melt them. Yeah. What

29:17

you'd want to do is have the calf

29:19

and then bottle feed the calf and then hope that

29:21

it's a, it's a heifer. And

29:23

then, uh, you can,

29:25

you can get it friendly. And then once it comes

29:28

to age, then you can, you know, milk it. Um,

29:31

but yeah, you could do some really good food

29:33

with that. I like, hadn't

29:35

put that together that they have to have a calf.

29:37

I mean, it's obvious now that I think about it, but

29:39

I kind of just, it's like chickens where there'll always be

29:42

like laying blanks, you know? Well, there are, there

29:44

are like, there are breeds that produce

29:46

more, you know, than other breeds.

29:50

Um, damn. So like people would always have

29:52

to make sure that, I mean, when people like had

29:54

a milk cow, like for sustenance, they'd always have

29:56

to get it.

29:57

Uh, I guess. Yeah. The thing is, the thing

29:59

is, the thing is, is you're, if you are raised, I

30:01

mean, if you're raising them for, for

30:03

sale or for your own consumption, like you do

30:06

always want to have the

30:08

cows breeding. Cause

30:10

like, that's where the actual value in the

30:12

animal is. So, you know, basically once

30:14

they they're there, they're, is it called gestation

30:17

when they grow out of, when you grow a baby?

30:19

Is that called? Yeah.

30:21

The gestation periods are nine months long, just

30:23

like a person.

30:24

So you can kind of time them.

30:26

But, um, basically yeah. Like once

30:28

a, once a,

30:30

once any animal,

30:32

cattle animal gets to two years old and pretty

30:35

much they're ready to either breed

30:37

or you're, they're ready to butcher. Um,

30:39

so you can, you can choose

30:42

what you want to do obviously, but like you would, you

30:44

have them on those regular cycles.

30:46

So like every year they're calving

30:49

and every, and if you leave, if you don't wean

30:52

the cat, the calf off of the mom, then,

30:55

you know, she's going to produce milk for probably

30:58

until right up before the next one is

31:00

born a year later. Um, but most

31:02

of the time people, if your beef, if your beef

31:04

farming, you'll wean them so that they're

31:07

not doing that.

31:08

Um, but if you don't wean them, then of course they'll

31:10

still produce. Yeah. It's crazy.

31:13

Like I never thought

31:14

that I would get

31:16

cows or pigs. Yeah,

31:18

man. That's how you got pigs too. Yeah.

31:20

Yeah. That's right. Cows and pigs. How many pigs do

31:22

you have now? Chip and Dale. That is a chip

31:25

and Dale. Yeah. Ones of, ones of boar and

31:27

ones of borrow. So a borrow is a

31:29

fixed male. Okay. A boar,

31:32

a boar is a unfixed male. And

31:34

so one of them is like a

31:37

mini something or another.

31:40

I don't know. And the other one's a Cooney Cooney.

31:42

Um, which is a pretty popular,

31:44

uh, like

31:46

homesteading breed. They

31:48

become more popular now. I wasn't actually

31:51

didn't want to get Cooney Cooney's because they take 18

31:53

months to grow out. Whereas

31:54

like a, a Duroc, which is another

31:56

breed that also produces a red meat.

31:59

Those grow. I would go out in like 10

32:01

months, eight months. This

32:05

is for the bacon then. This is for the bacon. This

32:08

is all about the bacon. Well, the cows are too a little bit.

32:10

Oh, the cows are all about the, yeah. The

32:12

cows are definitely. You don't wanna say

32:14

the thing is with the bull and with the cow that

32:17

I currently have, that's like the start of a herd.

32:20

See, those ones actually, those ones are probably gonna

32:22

breed for a long time if they do

32:24

well. But

32:26

then they're calves, you wanna grow it out.

32:28

And then of course, like, then you have the situation where you

32:30

need to separate the bull from the

32:33

heifers if they're his kids,

32:36

because you don't want that to happen. Don't want that to

32:38

happen. Yeah. So then you have to like

32:40

start paddocking them and you need to bring in another

32:42

bull. It gets more complicated

32:45

if you're doing it that way. Right, right, right. Yeah.

32:48

Okay,

32:48

interesting. Yeah. And then we

32:50

have 20 chickens. Oh my God, you have 20

32:52

chickens? Yeah, so you got a whole, Jesus Christ.

32:54

You really do have a full farm happening right now. You

32:58

like sell the eggs? Oh yeah, you can.

33:00

I think, well, there's nine of them, there's 10 of

33:02

them that are baby chicks still. And

33:04

so they're only three months old. So

33:07

in about another three months, they'll start laying eggs.

33:09

And then we'll have way more eggs than we

33:11

can consume. So then yeah, you can start

33:14

selling them. And technically, you

33:16

know, if you're like industrially selling them,

33:18

you need to have, there's FDA,

33:21

regulations

33:24

on all that stuff. But if you're just selling them to friends and

33:26

stuff, then.

33:27

It's nice though, the eggs are really good. They're

33:30

in all these different colors and

33:33

they lay almost every day. Mostly

33:35

fresh eggs or something else, man. You

33:38

don't realize like how bad the eggs we eat are

33:41

until you have a fresh freaking egg, like stick

33:43

from the chicken. That's why we got into it. Cause

33:45

we, our friend, when we were, when Wendy and I

33:47

were living in Minnesota, like a couple of years ago,

33:50

we got fresh eggs

33:53

and we were like, what are these?

33:55

Like one of our friends, we brought some eggs

33:57

for them. And she's like, guys, the eggs

33:59

I got. Or her friend brought her eggs.

34:02

The yolks look weird. No, she said the eggs, one of these

34:04

eggs is blue. Do you think that's okay to eat? Yeah,

34:08

it's okay to eat. What is

34:10

it? What's the difference in like the taste? It's

34:13

just like, it's like,

34:14

for me, I noticed the yolk was way different.

34:17

It like was like creamier. It felt creamier. Yeah.

34:20

It's richer. Yeah. It's

34:22

got more flavor. I mean, after they're cooked, I don't think you notice

34:24

the biggest difference, but you can tell right

34:26

away once you crack it, right? Like it's

34:28

like, is it like watery? Is it like thick or is it like

34:31

holding its form better?

34:32

Like you know, sometimes you take an egg and you crack it on

34:34

the pan to fry and it just goes like, yeah. And

34:37

it kind of like, it looks like you just poured

34:39

like water. Right. And it like, it starts

34:41

to splinter off and you know, like little,

34:44

little trails. Yeah.

34:45

Yeah. Versus like a good egg. You

34:48

put it down and it stays, stays together. It stays like a circle. Oh yeah.

34:51

Okay. You know, I don't know. That's what

34:53

you learned when we go to Texas, Matt. We're going to be eating all those

34:55

eggs soon enough. We're going to eat consuming

34:58

eggs. Dude, it would be fun to do. Like animals. A

35:00

contact. VFX

35:02

are a slaughter of all of Jake's. Yeah.

35:06

That's for the website. I mean, Jake, do you

35:08

worry about like having a bond, like

35:10

too much of a bond with any of these animals?

35:13

And then like, well, damn, now I gotta,

35:15

he's going

35:15

to be my dinner man. It's definitely a thought, but you know, I

35:18

kind of think about it like in this, I realize

35:20

this isn't for everybody. I realize that, you

35:23

know, like there's a, there's

35:25

often a misconstruction that happens with

35:28

like raising animals or hunting or

35:30

whatever, but to me it's like, okay, this

35:32

is, this is this animal's

35:34

purpose. You know,

35:36

it's, it's not just meant to roam

35:39

errantly and it's like

35:41

been bred for this over the course

35:43

of a millennia to do

35:45

this exact thing.

35:47

And so you're just facilitating that process,

35:49

trying to make it as peaceful

35:52

and as enjoyable for the animal while it's alive.

35:54

And then of course, when you go to butcher it, making

35:57

sure that you're doing it as humanely and as efficiently

35:59

as possible.

35:59

And that's really, that's

36:02

really all it is. And it's like, it's a, it's a

36:04

give and take, you know, they give you

36:06

sustenance, they give you life. And

36:08

in exchange, you do the same thing for them. That's

36:10

actually really good for the planet too. Yeah, it

36:12

is actually. It's better than like

36:14

a lot of people around here. You're

36:17

not. Cause we don't have a choice. Well, yeah, no. And

36:19

it's not like, it's not like I think everybody should do this. Like I

36:21

realized there's like, everyone's got a

36:24

particular role to play. And,

36:26

and of course in a major

36:28

city, you, you just can't do something like

36:30

that because it's completely ridiculous

36:32

to even, you

36:34

know, think about the logistics that would go into that.

36:36

And also

36:37

when you, both things, like

36:39

both big cities and

36:41

small farms and things, they, they both have a role to

36:43

play that are

36:44

harmonious with one another. Like

36:47

the city offers development,

36:50

technology,

36:52

progress, ideas, the,

36:56

the, the rural offers food,

36:58

it offers like retreat.

37:01

It offers,

37:02

you know, like it offers the,

37:04

the, both of those things have a role to play. So

37:06

yeah, I do worry about getting

37:08

too attached to them sometimes, but at the same time, I

37:10

just think, well, this is, this is its

37:12

purpose. And so this is, and this is my purpose.

37:15

Yeah.

37:16

Heck yeah. It's really cool, man. Yeah. I

37:19

can only hope to have at least some chicken someday,

37:21

man. That's yeah. Chickens are really easy.

37:23

I want to have that. I would recommend if you have, you don't need,

37:25

you, you only need like a small space. I

37:29

have some grass on my eight by 12 balcony.

37:31

You got like three on there. In my studio. I'll

37:34

see. Maybe I could just do this. Urban

37:36

interior livestock, dude. You could do

37:38

two chickens probably. Yeah, just.

37:40

Yeah. Yeah. I got 300 head

37:42

of soakers. I got a rooster on my balcony.

37:45

Your neighbors. Well, so if you have a

37:47

rooster, I'll talk about roosters,

37:48

but chickens, when they lay

37:51

an egg, when they lay an egg, they

37:53

have to basically,

37:55

you know, when, when a human has a baby, like,

37:58

like everybody, you know. You know,

38:00

when a mom has a baby, you go, bop, bop,

38:02

bop, bop. Everybody, it's like, oh, congratulations.

38:05

You know, you gotta let everybody know. Like,

38:08

you have a baby shower. Chickens

38:11

do the exact same thing. Every morning. Every

38:13

morning. They go out, they lay an egg,

38:15

and then they get up on like a high, they

38:17

get up on a roost, and then they go, bop,

38:19

bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,

38:21

bop. And if you have a rooster, the rooster will

38:23

call back to them. So there'll

38:26

just be this eruption of chaotic noise.

38:29

Every time an egg is laid. Sure.

38:32

So you have that going on. My name is really

38:34

crazy. I love that. That's

38:37

good. Okay, something to consider, but I think I can

38:39

make it work, you know? Yeah. Maybe

38:42

you can put it inside. I

38:45

can put it inside. Yeah,

38:47

there'll be indoor roosts, indoor

38:50

chickens. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

38:52

Yeah, I'll think about that. Yeah, Wendy's grandma used

38:54

to have a hand that wouldn't lay. And

38:57

she said, okay, we're gonna turn you into stew. And

38:59

then

39:01

she like had a conversation with the hen, and then the

39:03

hen came

39:05

in one day after they had that conversation,

39:07

and it jumped up on her kitchen table. And

39:10

in Mexico, they have these little woven

39:12

baskets that you keep tortillas in to

39:15

keep them warm. And it

39:17

laid an egg right in that basket. And

39:20

then every day it would come in and lay an egg

39:22

in that basket. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow.

39:26

That is a funny story. Yeah. That's

39:29

a good one. Wow. Chicken one, a little gift.

39:32

Yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh,

39:35

and that's the other thing. Once they grow up, they have an egg

39:37

laying, sort of like ideal egg

39:39

laying phase of their life.

39:41

But then you get what's called a dual

39:43

purpose chicken, which means you can eat it later.

39:46

And so once it

39:48

ages out of that period, around like three years,

39:50

then you can stew

39:52

hen them. And

39:54

of course, if you allow them to brood

39:57

before they get to that age, then they replenish

39:59

them. or the flock. So

40:02

it's all about like looking at it as a totality

40:05

of the species health

40:07

and replenishing. Yeah. Then it is any

40:09

individual animal. OK.

40:12

Yeah, you don't want to be going back to the livestock store

40:14

every time. No, buy more. No. Damn.

40:17

You made a very perfect cylinder out of that play.

40:19

I've been really working really refined that

40:22

throughout the podcast. It's like a looks like a crayon.

40:24

It does. That's Play-Doh. That's

40:27

crazy. It is very. I'm very impressed.

40:29

Behold. I mean, just a comparison.

40:31

This is what I'm doing. Yeah,

40:35

I think that's a good idea. I can't

40:38

look at that. You

40:40

can throw away all the fidget spinners now. This

40:44

is an interpretive art play to at their desk.

40:46

And it's going to lead it

40:49

back to me when you have a perfect stand. I

40:51

don't know about that. You stand perfectly

40:54

and operating on a different level

40:56

over there. Can it stand up?

40:58

No. No, it can if you believe

41:01

it. It's a little harder. It can just

41:03

roll the perfect crayon cylinder. Just

41:05

roll one up. Yeah. So anyway, when

41:08

you come out, we're going to shoot. I can't wait to

41:10

see it when I come out. Yeah, you'll have to check that out. What else do we want

41:12

to shoot out there? Yeah, we're going to film a video,

41:14

the first one, which is, how

41:17

much mud does it take to hide from predators?

41:20

I can't wait for this one. Super fun. Probably

41:23

the most intense Jake movie myth. Yeah, dude. Yeah,

41:27

it will involve a real hunt.

41:28

A real

41:31

sniper. A real sniper. But yeah,

41:33

an actual sniper. Just get an airsoft gun with

41:35

a thermal scope on it. And then the final

41:37

test

41:38

is we have three mud piles.

41:41

Three mud piles. And

41:44

then you have one BB in your airsoft gun. You

41:47

shoot one of them. You get to shoot one pile

41:49

with your BB gun. One pile. And hopefully...

41:52

Yeah, so the question is, how much mud does it take to hide from

41:54

a thermal optic?

41:56

You know, can you... It seems

41:59

like

41:59

it would be... Would take a lot

42:01

based on the little videos. I've been looking up on YouTube

42:03

like yeah Very

42:12

different part of the internet. Let me say I

42:14

can see all those mud men Yeah,

42:19

but it looks like what the most they do is they

42:22

just rub it on their skin to be crazy like

42:24

muddy Yeah, you can do better. I'm thinking chicken

42:26

wire exo suit Yeah, and you

42:28

use that as a kind of a packing,

42:29

you know Yes, so you

42:32

can really pack it. Yeah. Yeah, you kind of have to

42:34

it's a sleep it on we're talking like it

42:36

We're talking like about the eye mad

42:38

mouth of the nose Yeah,

42:50

dude, they're doing something new and I almost

42:52

might want to make a sequel since we I

42:55

want to make a sequel almost Because it's like

42:57

I'm thinking about I definitely have been collecting more

42:59

but they're doing something now where they're making

43:02

these apology videos Like

43:04

they're apologizing for lying about

43:06

their game of that It's not real a real

43:08

real game

43:09

But and so they're and then they're giving them points

43:11

like they're giving people points to go play the real real

43:14

game But the apology

43:16

videos are just as insane as the regular

43:18

mobile game The one I keep seeing is the

43:21

please don't skip Please don't say like there's

43:23

no live action She's

43:25

trying to like get me to find one of those because

43:27

I was referencing it and I've got it. I

43:30

couldn't find those Well, I have it. Yeah, why do you ask?

43:32

I have I've been collecting these for years.

43:34

Go as mad, you know Like

43:38

please there's a team of developers We

43:43

made this game for your entertainment pleasure It's

43:47

like a bunch of random actors. It's that

43:49

urge is like a Please

43:51

don't skip It's a collection

43:53

of like actors in business suits that are just

43:55

like on their hands and knees begging you to Sorry,

43:59

we're sorry

44:00

Download our game are they doing the yes? They're

44:02

doing very on their hands doing that yes,

44:04

they're all doing this You're all doing what brain

44:06

hands like oh with these mobile

44:09

gamers. I give us yeah I think it's just that

44:11

like they they figure out what works the

44:13

first like five seconds like what gets people

44:15

to click on it And then they just are all they all decide

44:17

to do that. You know they all they're following all these

44:20

trends man It's great. It's

44:22

still working so great. I like how there's a resident

44:24

expert on almost everything corridor

44:27

match the mobile game guy I guess

44:30

guy it's like the true

44:32

about the moon worldwide study on Attention-seeking

44:35

and it like yeah to capture attention

44:38

in the shortest time. Yeah, they're

44:40

I mean they're pioneers Honestly, I

44:42

mean that brings us to another video we shot

44:44

last week, which is the child psychologist.

44:47

Yeah That was

44:50

really interesting to shoot for me. Yeah,

44:52

it was I'm not a parent to give us a glimpse

44:55

Yeah, I mean, I don't know anything about this Yes,

44:58

Sam could give you better. I mean yeah, I mean in

45:00

a nutshell You know obviously

45:02

we got kids and so it's it's a thing

45:05

it exists

45:06

but very specifically we are going

45:08

to children's content

45:10

that's on YouTube and kind

45:12

of the breadth of

45:14

All of it everything from you know the classic

45:16

spider-man Elsa stuff to

45:19

cocoa melon And then you

45:21

have in the middle like the Ryan's world stuff where

45:23

it's like are these children actors

45:25

like do they fall under? like child labor

45:28

laws in the film industry kind

45:30

of covering

45:31

kind of a little bit everything on just like You

45:33

know a is this you know

45:36

good content for children or like ultimately

45:38

like what are these? messages that we're

45:40

getting from this stuff to

45:43

Yeah, I know all the weird dark stuff. Yeah

45:46

for sure. Yeah I mean I walked

45:48

away with it with a pretty positive outlook to be

45:50

totally honest Yeah, because ultimately

45:53

it comes down to the the

45:54

the real old-fashioned like

45:56

don't watch too much TV. You know that's

45:58

really Ultimately the message

46:01

with the majority of stuff sure

46:03

even you know so yeah because even like

46:05

the quote-unquote worse stuff that we pulled up

46:08

She was going like well look if we break it down like this

46:10

You know there's actually positive things

46:13

positive takeaways that you can kind of look at

46:15

here There are some you know

46:17

negative ones as well, but you know

46:21

You know as parents you just like stop watching your iPad. You

46:23

know stop watching crap like that's

46:26

never gonna end I'm curious. Did you like

46:29

did you walk away with anything that you would

46:31

apply as a parent

46:32

from that like or? I'm kind of just like

46:34

reinforcing like okay. Yeah, I'm

46:37

this is kind of like the right path. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah,

46:39

I mean I already do that yeah each

46:41

time they pick it up. I set a timer on there Oh, it

46:43

goes off. I put it down, and that's it. Yeah. Yeah,

46:46

like I watch the stuff I mean I I see the

46:48

stuff they watch and I'm sure like I'm

46:50

like okay. That's alright, or I go

46:52

I ban the channel Okay, move

46:54

on that's good, and then the trick that I do

46:57

lately is

46:59

When they're not using it I go on there and search for

47:01

a bunch of cool stuff Mm-hmm so that way like automatically

47:03

will recommend them stuff that they're interested

47:06

in okay. Yeah, oh playing the

47:08

algorithm Yeah, my older. Yeah, cuz Gideon

47:10

is

47:12

He's just starting to like

47:14

write right now and like do the reading writing

47:16

thing and

47:18

So yeah, he can't like necessarily search for stuff on

47:20

his own

47:21

Yeah, so yeah, that's

47:23

so that works. Yeah, okay Cool.

47:25

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of techniques you

47:27

can apply although. It's really funny So

47:30

sometimes I use the Siri feature on the iPad

47:32

to like set the timer. I'm like hey Siri

47:34

Set a timer for 15 minutes and

47:36

so Gideon my older kid

47:39

doesn't he doesn't use that feature But

47:41

sometimes I say set a timer for 15 minutes, and then

47:43

he

47:44

quickly yells like no 30 minutes My

47:50

younger daughter who's three whenever she's like kind

47:53

of like angry with him goes over there And

47:55

she's starting to say like it series timer

47:57

five

47:59

Trying to get the voice I

48:02

don't think it really recognizes kid voices. It

48:05

never works with their yeah I'm saying it has

48:07

to be an adult or someone who's like actually yeah, cuz

48:09

it does like voice ID stuff, too Yeah,

48:21

that's probably it to like this slight incoherence

48:24

of it Yeah, like might just not yeah,

48:26

I mean nice obviously

48:28

you know if you're listening to this don't let this

48:30

stop you from watching the video because it is a really

48:32

interesting breakdown and also the Our

48:34

guest is like look very legit legit.

48:37

Yes, very published. He's like like

48:39

an author and Practicing

48:41

and you know everything yeah cool

48:44

Yeah, but yeah, just big

48:46

takeaway Just make sure

48:49

you know what your kids are watching and don't let them watch

48:51

crap forever big takeaway parent Yeah,

48:54

like already time like be present Yeah,

48:58

even if like For

49:00

me like the cool thing was hearing her say like

49:02

hey even this bad stuff We're watching can

49:05

be good if you're there parenting your kid and talking

49:07

to them and asking them questions about

49:09

What they're watching think about it. That's really interesting.

49:11

Yeah, I've noticed that too though My

49:14

kids will ask me questions if they're what if they're

49:16

watching something That's kind of on the edge

49:18

of you know what I would

49:20

allow them to watch They'll ask me questions

49:22

about it, and then I can sit there and

49:24

explain to them what it is So

49:28

that

49:29

yeah, that's helpful Quality

49:33

time yeah, we learned yeah

49:35

quality to QT QT

49:39

on the farm. Yeah, yeah, yeah

49:41

QT on the farm. We kind of went full

49:44

Fully around let's go back to the farm. Okay

49:47

some other video Yeah,

49:50

we have like a whole list of our idea of Viking funeral

49:52

challenge We

49:55

just got to like we got to like choose a time

49:57

in war. I really want to do the battleship

49:59

one. So we build a boat.

50:03

Well, there's two build a boats. There's

50:05

one build a boat, which is for the battleship.

50:08

And then there's one build a boat for marine

50:11

assault. Yeah. Just

50:13

naval warfare. So we

50:15

get a small pond and then we put

50:17

up, you know, like a two by,

50:19

like a four by eight

50:21

panel

50:22

run across it in the middle

50:24

of it. And then you have

50:26

your ships on one side and the other person has

50:28

their ships on the other. And then you have flaming

50:31

arrows and you shoot flaming arrows

50:33

over the, over the wall

50:36

and you play battleship.

50:38

And if you burn down all their

50:40

ships, then you win. And you win. Yeah.

50:42

All right. That's like Viking funeral

50:44

battleship. Yeah. Well, then there's Viking

50:47

funeral challenge, which is, you know, your

50:49

great grandfather's ashes are floating off the sea

50:51

and you're

50:52

the young warrior who can't become a warrior until

50:55

you hit

50:55

the boat. This is your moment. Yeah. This is

50:57

your moment. The whole family's watching. Just

51:04

trying to shoot the flaming arrow. It keeps like flopping

51:07

out of the boat in front of the whole. It's like

51:09

the like chieftain in front of the whole. I can't perform.

51:14

Finally saw Northman North

51:16

movie. Yeah. Yeah. Did you think,

51:19

what

51:19

did you think about it? Did you just cut

51:21

to my reaction, Christian? Sam

51:26

has a fan. I don't want to do it again. I

51:28

like it a lot. I've

51:30

ranted a lot on the podcast. I

51:32

hate it. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. You hate

51:34

it. Okay. Wow. I fucking like it. I'm

51:37

a fan. That movie came out. You said you loved it.

51:39

No, no, no. Look at

51:41

Sam. We all thought Sam would love to share

51:43

it. He can't even get it. We all convinced

51:46

ourselves. This would be Sam's like

51:48

soul movie that he'd bond with. Yeah.

51:50

That's, you think I'm a basic. Yeah.

51:58

I got horns on my helmet.

51:59

I Have

52:02

horns yeah, they went figure

52:04

out Sorry,

52:07

that's a bike I'm

52:11

just thinking about some Looney to Speak

52:15

a Looney to shit. What about the north? Yeah,

52:17

right?

52:19

Well listen, I thought they did a good

52:21

job staying in the world

52:23

Except for the fire I

52:28

Was fine that was sick the magma about

52:30

yeah, I mean so Though

52:33

the dark the dark soul scene is cool. I think

52:35

that's where there's a skeleton guy and there's a fight

52:37

And that's sweet.

52:39

Yeah, yeah, I just don't like that when you just

52:41

think about it It's like you walk in the boat and picked up

52:43

the sword walk out. Oh, yeah He

52:46

just walked in there got the That

52:57

was easy. Yep. Yeah, this could have gone way

52:59

worse

53:04

Yeah

53:12

Good thing there's no such thing as giant skeleton

53:14

nights Thank

53:16

God there were no skeleton there I

53:19

could have been bad yeah Not

53:22

gonna come to life. All right I'll

53:25

be taking this Like

53:31

what kind of like it's just you dream

53:34

Vinland saga, yeah, okay

53:38

Yeah, you watch it do right yeah Doesn't

53:43

justice because so good like obviously it's animated

53:45

so all the sword fights can be really cool Yeah,

53:49

but then also just like from a storyline perspective

53:51

It doesn't I don't know it just it stays

53:54

really true to like that time

53:56

period and then like the like the

53:59

weird brutality Of the

54:01

era and I know it's really cool Yeah

54:04

And I'm totally gonna read the manga after the

54:06

season ends because I'm not gonna wait three years

54:08

for this third season

54:10

That's how long it's gonna take well the first season

54:12

came out a long time ago. Yeah

54:17

Like Netflix just picked it up probably I don't

54:19

know. It just took a long time, you know, like attack on

54:21

Titan Yeah, oh, yeah is very

54:23

similar does take forever. It's a great Viking

54:26

anime if you haven't watched it I know I never thought

54:28

it well after watching it. That's when I was like Hey, you

54:30

know, we were working on rock-paper-scissors. Yeah,

54:32

what if we did anime?

54:35

Civil war. Yes, like it's

54:38

authentic civil. Yes. I'll animate

54:41

American Civil War It's

54:43

like really intense and not

54:45

like a joke Right. Yeah, like

54:47

it sounds like a joke. We explained Vinland's

54:50

August like it's an anime Viking show and everyone's

54:52

like, huh? Okay, yeah, dude You

55:00

could bring the ground not having fun. No

55:02

anime to the Civil War How

55:05

intense would it be? Yeah, totally.

55:07

We just need a good writer man. Yeah,

55:09

take it super seriously Good writers

55:12

are hard to find. Hmm. Yeah.

55:14

Yeah, especially ones who can do like historical shit

55:17

as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah,

55:19

man But that would be cool.

55:21

Oh super cool. Yeah. Yeah

55:24

So That's

55:27

all we're gonna film out there then we're gonna do the biking

55:29

stuff we're gonna do You're

55:32

forgetting one real important one, which

55:34

is real life organ trail simulator. Oh, yeah.

55:36

Oh, yeah, Sam. We need you in on this That's

55:42

one we've been talking about for a while what the video

55:44

is I'm not really sure No,

55:53

dude, I think that would be fun to go out to Texas and shoot

55:55

a bunch of videos. Yeah. Yeah

55:58

any other bright Texas

56:01

ideas like, like fish

56:03

out of water stories. Yeah.

56:06

Who can drain that pond? Jordan Colman's from there, so we

56:08

can't really do that story. Yeah, that's

56:11

true. Oh, she's from Florida. Oh, okay.

56:13

Her family lives there. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah.

56:16

My family lives there too, actually. Like a lot of- Oh, you have

56:18

the same situation. Yeah, it's a very similar situation. You're

56:20

like from Florida, but also kind of well-living.

56:23

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Visiting Texas a lot. Yeah, they're all

56:25

moving around. Where?

56:27

Uh, it's in Dallas, actually, so a little

56:29

different. Yeah, Texas is very

56:31

big. It's huge. Yeah.

56:33

Yeah. Yeah. It's 700

56:36

miles, 300 miles across. Pure freedom. The

56:38

deer. Pure. 800 miles. Sorry,

56:41

I can't see 300 miles. In the distance

56:43

from Brownsville, which is at the

56:46

tiny bottom corner to the top

56:48

of the panhandle,

56:50

if you flip that and go up, you're in Des

56:53

Moines, Iowa. Hey, wow, wow,

56:55

wow. Jeez. That's

56:57

why you don't mess with it. That's big. That's

57:00

a big state. There you go. Right there.

57:04

Wow.

57:05

All right, well, I feel like we all learned something today. Yeah.

57:08

You know, I learned a lot. I learned that Sam

57:10

hates the North. Yeah, he does. Yeah.

57:13

Look at him. He's out there with me. Did you like

57:15

it, though? He's having a tic-splode. I was about to say,

57:17

I don't walk out. Like, each time you say that, I just visualize

57:21

my list of gripes. Very disappointing. That's

57:25

too bad. But yeah. I'm

57:28

going to be honest. It's cringy. It's cringy.

57:31

There's a cringy take on my hands. There's

57:33

a cringy take on my hands.

57:35

Not dumb. No. What

57:38

are you thinking about the North now? Is Sam

57:40

wrong? There's a couple of things I got to make known

57:42

here. What are you making known? We

57:44

got some proclamation. Yeah, so if

57:46

you haven't seen Peter's Rest Stop,

57:49

check it out. Oh, that'll be out. Just came

57:52

out. Yeah. Made with pure magic. Yes,

57:54

made with the finest magic. The

57:57

childhood, the child psychologists

57:59

react. episode is coming out at the end

58:01

of this week when this video comes

58:03

out. Um, and then,

58:06

uh, very importantly, very importantly,

58:08

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And, uh, yeah, thanks for watching everybody. Uh,

59:27

this was a fun one.

59:28

I feel like you learned a lot. I feel, I feel

59:30

like I learned a lot. I mean, Matt learned how to

59:32

make a croissant. I made a croissant

59:35

with his Play-Doh. The Play-Doh

59:37

continues here on the corner cast

59:40

and, uh, any last words, gentlemen?

59:42

What

59:44

do you want on your tombstone? Pineapple.

59:51

Me. Yeah. That's a good one. I can see. Pineapple

59:54

and, uh, some ham. Pineapple

59:56

and ham. See

59:58

you later, everybody.

59:59

Have a great

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day.