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🎵acoustic guitar music🎵 Classic.
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Welcome
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back to the Corridor Digital Podcast, episode 175!
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Wow, very exciting. We're glad you're here
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everybody. I've got some very special people
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with us today. We've got Griffin Thorne,
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the mystery man himself who keeps getting more
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tattoos. Which one will we get next? I've
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got Jordan Allen. Yeah.
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This guy. This guy, dude.
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And of course, the lovely Jordan Coleman,
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everybody. Hi everyone.
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All right, so Griffin, but for real though, I've noticed
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you've been getting more and more tattoos. Yeah.
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Yeah. Where's this coming
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from?
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I got my first tattoo
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in 2019 and I definitely
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caught the bug. You're
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in the bug phase right now? I'm in the bug
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phase. I'm just trying to strike
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the balance between getting
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the bodysuit, probably maybe
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before I'm 40, but also not just filling
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my body up with stuff
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for the sake of doing it. Wow. Bodysuit
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means down to ankles up to neck? Yeah, probably.
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I'll probably stop at the neck or like... Collar bone.
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I'm so sorry. I'm just genuinely
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curious in a bodysuit. Do you spend money on the cheeks?
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The butt cheeks? Yeah. It
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would look weird if you did. Oh yeah. Oh
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my gosh. It's so expensive. Two white butt
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cheeks and then a bunch of... Griffin, you know what
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you should do? You
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should do a fake whitey-tidy
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lines around your butt
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and waist. That's a good
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idea. That's genius. What
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is that sunblock? You know, the little girl. Yeah. Pants
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being pulled off. That'll just be the gun to me.
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I probably will skip
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the neck. I'll
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definitely skip the stomach for at least as long
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as I can because that's horrendous. I'm
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actually quite
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afraid of needles. I
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don't know if I can do anything on
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the jugular. That sounds so
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scary. Well natural
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next question is you take
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it to the dark side of the moon from the cheeks to the front.
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That is off limits too, I'm sure. No
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comment. Honestly, that's an interesting
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question. I don't know.
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I'm sure somebody has had their tattoo. Someone
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has and it may or may not have
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been in the shape of a dragon, which
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was interesting.
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I'm just like you're talking for personal experience.
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Yeah, I've regretted it instantly And
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people are getting it pierced people are gonna tattoo just
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oh yeah for sure for sure Yeah,
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somebody's out there. I don't guys I've done
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Yeah, I've none that is that is one thing
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that I swore to my dear mother
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I would never do and never get a tattoo. I thought
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about getting a slave though at one point
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I'll either do a sleeve or nothing
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Okay, yeah, I've been I've had
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that same thought I've all
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I've had so many nightmares about tattoos It's absolutely
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insane nightmares where I go through the process
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of I get the tattoo and then I get it lasered
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off In the within the same dream. Oh,
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and then I wake up
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check myself. I'm like, whoo What do you think that means
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that mean? Yeah, that's interesting I
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think I've always went back and forth on if I wanted a tattoo
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and then I have the dream and I'm like I guess
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I don't oh Okay,
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it's quite literal then, huh? I guess I
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try to be very practical. Yeah, I dig it. Yeah
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Are you sure you're not having commitment issues?
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Oh
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Well, yeah, I get that's exactly
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what it is with tattoos that is
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a commitment but does it mean
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you know what I mean Nah,
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I like committing to things that I can
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get you can get rid of a lot of things like a house Even
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a boyfriend or a husband you can get rid of all
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of them
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It's
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true it's like a lot of
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work and like legality sometimes
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getting rid of a tattoo is arguably more work
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It hurts is that it's painful. It's
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multiple sessions
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Just say I'm done. I mean the mother thing Griffin
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Do you have that because you said you don't want to just put anything
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on your body has to mean something
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For me that was always the biggest limitation is I
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don't I'm trying to think of something that would
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Be valuable or mean so much to me
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for the entire duration of my life
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And that's the hard part is here's
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my advice for that that
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this is only my personal perspective,
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but the reason why I went so
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long without getting any tattoos was for that same
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reason. And then at some point I realized
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that my values and the things that are important
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to me change over the course of my life. And
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nothing, like very few things will actually
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remain that meaningful to me.
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And so it's more important
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to me to just get
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things that like, my first tattoo was just something
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that,
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it was a wizard and I've just always
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like dug wizards. And I was like, I'm probably not
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gonna hate wizards in 10 years. And
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so like most of my tattoos, like
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the snake wrapped around the knife on
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my chest is like
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not super meaningful. I just thought it would look bad-ass
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and it does. So I got it. And some
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of them have some meaning to them, but like,
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yeah, I've found
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like not getting too precious with them is
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just as important as not being like too flippant.
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That's like- It's kind of a tap, it's a tapestry,
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you
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know? It tells a story over time. That's
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at least how I justified my worst tattoo. Which
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or worst one? Well, it's not
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that it's like a bad idea. It's
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just, I got a G
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clef
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and a base clef on my arm. And
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just the, it was my first one and the guy who
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did it, you know, I just went to one of those,
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un-researched, just walked in, was
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like, Hey, I want a tattoo, you know?
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It's like the fantastic Sam's of tattoos.
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You've done it in 15 minutes.
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Super cut. It cost 50 bucks, 30
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minutes or less. Those are the three guarantees.
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And I was like, well, you know what? At least whenever
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I look at it, it'll be a reminder of that time
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in my life.
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That's what it was for me. So
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I decided to get better ones after that, after
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having made that mistake. But
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yeah, only up from
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there.
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Cause you have a beautiful full sleeve.
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Thank you. Yeah, that was done by a guy named John.
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Josh Palmer, he's up in
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Lodi Stockton area. He's,
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yeah, he's great. I actually met him in Minnesota
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when I was living there, but then
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we were both there for like exigent
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circumstances. And then we ended up both
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back in California. So I
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would go up there and see him back in my motorcycle
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days. I would take my bike up there. It was a nice
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ride, but yeah, I had the bug
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for a while. I think it's all out of my system
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now, with the exception of maybe a cord or perspective
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logo. That seems
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worth doing. Yeah.
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For me it is. Yeah, for
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me it is, I think. It's just been such a part of my life
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that it makes sense.
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When I was in high school, like how you
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guys talk about changing, I went through a time
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where I was super into Jesus, like
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very religious, so I was Christian. And
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then right after that, I became atheist.
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Oh, and then I became like spiritual
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after that. And so I've always been in the spiritual lane.
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But when I was like 16 and into
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Jesus, I like had begging my mom to get
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this Bible quote.
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And like she said no, and I was like in tears.
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And I was like, you hate me, typical teenage stuff. Yeah,
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classic. You're the worst mom ever. I
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hate you. And then a year later, like I didn't
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even claim the man. So could you imagine
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if I had that tattooed on my body? And
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it's like, well, no wonder that, that's what parents are there for. They're
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like, bro, you have so much growing up and learning to
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you. You still want to get that quote, and you
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can get it when you're 18, 19, whatever.
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Is that the cutoff? Is that 18? Is
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that when you're allowed to? Well, go make a decision
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on your own. Oh, yeah. Without
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consent, without parental consent, yeah.
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Unless you go to a really, unless you go to a
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like a sleaze ball or like a shady shop, which
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if you find a tattoo artist who's willing to
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tattoo you underage, you probably don't want to
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get tattooed in that shop anyway. That's very valid.
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Yeah. It's not really something to mess
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around with, to be honest. Well,
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it's interesting because Jake, you got the full sleeve
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all at once, right? Or
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did you? Was it in pieces? The first one.
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session necessarily, but first one I got,
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I was only like 20.
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And then I got one like a year after that, and then I didn't
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get one for a couple of years. And
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then I got a proverb and then
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and then I got the sleeve. But
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you got like the sleeve done at once. It's
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one cohesive design. No,
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actually, I got the eagle and
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then
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and then I got the
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lions and then I got the sword
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with the crest on it. So you were
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like kind of spotty with it and then kept
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filling it in rather than like gradually coming
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down. Well, when when
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I met Josh, we started talking about doing
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a full sleeve. And so the idea kind
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of arose over the
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course of a few years. And it was like the
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first thing I wanted to do is get
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I wanted to get an eagle because in my family
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crest, there's a griffin and a griffin, as
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you might know, griffin is made up of an eagle
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and a lion.
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And it's two of those things combined.
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So then I had the griffin. I have the griffin up
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here and he wraps around my shoulder.
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And then I said, OK, well, let's let's do
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an eagle. Let's end griffins down or an
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eagle and lions down here. And that was kind of the
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plan. But
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it happened kind of in pieces. Mm hmm.
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Those
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are kind of some of my favorite tattoos, personally, because
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my roommate,
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he is also building it piece by
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piece. And I kind of love it because every single
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one of them on his arm is a different story, you
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know, and something that that you can inquire about.
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So such a good conversation starter, which is why I'm kind
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of bummed that I
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I may never have them,
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you know, just do that. Do that promise. And
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like, I don't know. They just seem
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like they're so cool. And I wish
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I could also dial back like how intensely
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I'd take them. Yeah. But it's
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a it's an interesting one, though. Like when you're raised
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to not
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have them like as an option, it's weird to
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like even play with the idea of them.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's different for
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everybody for sure. And, you know, you are
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demarking
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your body. And,
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you know, that's according
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to a.
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of religious traditions, that's not
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exactly what you're supposed to do, but then according
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to other religious traditions, that's what you're
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supposed to do. Right, right. If your body's
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a temple, they're the stained glass windows, brother. Yeah.
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Could be. You know what I mean? A little bit of art.
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Say that about the Cadillac tattoo on your thigh. I
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don't know about that one.
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Griffin, you're kind of going for that patchwork
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of ideas look,
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I've noticed.
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Yeah, that's definitely my favorite style
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of coverage, is
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just wall to wall,
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almost like an art gallery. You're
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just covered in individual pieces.
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Yeah. I like that a lot.
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Crazy. So, anyway, Jordan, not
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Coleman, Jordan Allen, sorry. She
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just goes by JC now and I've basically,
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Jordan. We've kind of settled. I want that to
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be known. I don't know, Jordan Coleman,
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if you're okay with this, but we've kind of settled on JC.
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You have it objected, so.
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Yeah, it sounds cool too. Like everyone's into it and then
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I'll just take Jordan and then you can take that. I
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don't know, man. Everybody's into it. I do
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like JC, but you go as Jallen.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I do Jordan and Jallen. Unless
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it's Nick, he calls you Jallen. Jallen,
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and some people who just want to watch the world burn,
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look at her while saying Jordan, but are
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talking to me.
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And that's my favorite.
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That's my favorite moment. Is
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it? I can feel,
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I can cut the tension with a knife. All right, let's
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move on. Big fan, big fan. Jallen.
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Yes. You got married
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and you went on a honeymoon. Dude, I did. We
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have some questions. Yeah, before you
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actually talk about it, I have a question.
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We've been wondering if your wife is
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in fact a real person. If she's real, yeah.
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I'm gonna meet her this weekend. So
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I'm excited. Like it's
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all been building to this. I'm only down
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about 200 grand. I keep sending her money over
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Zell and Venbo.
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And you know, her flight's coming
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in this weekend. And maybe, yeah, I can't
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wait. Jake,
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Jaller already lost his Redding wing once.
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My Redding wing. Redding ring. Redding
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ring. Redding ring. This
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morning. So you're like three days in. No, all
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that matters is I got it on now. Okay.
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And I've actually gotten used to it very
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quickly, but
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yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy being a married man. Sorry,
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boys. I'm off the market. I'm
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off the market. I'm done.
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So, you know, quick story
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about that. I lost my wedding ring. Oh.
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And it was, it was my
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dad's wedding ring.
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It was just the
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ultimate burn. Yeah.
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In the studio, I took it off. It
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was like a Friday. I was about to go
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home.
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I took it off, washed my hands, set
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it on the sink in the, in the, in the poop dungeon
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and, uh, and I left
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the weekend and there was a production
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that of a couple of friends that, that came in
15:02
and they had some extra people there that we didn't
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know and
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someone took it and somebody must've
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taken it because I looked everywhere. I
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went down the drain. No, I
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went, I looked everywhere. Like down
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the drain under the little cabinetry
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in there, like behind the toilet, in
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all the cracks, like everywhere.
15:21
That sucks, man. You would take a
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ring. That's so lame. I
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don't know. But yeah, somebody must have
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because it was just gone. And
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since then, I haven't worn one because I was like,
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that was it. That was the one.
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Is yours tattooed? No.
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I've seen people get the initials tattooed on their finger
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and. Or does the actual band they tattooed
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to now? Oh, really? Yeah, they just tattoo a band. I,
15:45
I like the, the rubber ones. I've
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always, you know, we've been talking about doing that for a little while
15:49
and I know they tear a lot, but I'm just worried
15:51
wearing this around. No, yeah. All
15:54
you got to do is, is if, is if you
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are in a conversation and you're not wearing one
15:58
and somebody like starts talking to you.
15:59
you, you know,
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in that way as if like they're interested
16:04
in you. You just go. That's a daily occurrence
16:08
for me, man. The humility
16:11
is unprecedented. You
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just immediately shift the conversation.
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At least this is what I do. I just immediately shift the conversation
16:20
to my wife and children. That's
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the move 100%. And then it's like, you know.
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Yeah. And then the tone down. They're
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like, oh, married must
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be a nice guy. And they think that's the thing. And
16:31
how true is that? I hear it all the time
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that people are actually more attracted to marriage because
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you know what it is? It's a mark of value.
16:37
Yeah. It's like, oh, this, this
16:40
guy must be a keeper. Yeah. I'm
16:42
going to try and take it. I
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know. I know. It is. I
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rock this. I rock this nonstop in Vegas
16:48
for the bachelor party weekend. Not, not for mine, but
16:50
for a friend of mine. Yeah.
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And I just, I didn't take it off. I like it. I
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really like it. It makes me feel
16:56
more adult than I feel a lot of the time. Well, because that's
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not, I know, I know. So it's really
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just a big issue with your wedding ring and
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like horse blinders on just walking around
17:05
screaming. I love my wife. My
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wife. I love my wife. I have the photo
17:09
up. I'm like, she's come. She's flying in this weekend.
17:12
We're going to meet. She's real. You've
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got the
17:16
hamburger board wrapped over
17:19
your shoulder of like your wife's picture.
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Do not talk to me.
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I am happy. Leave me alone.
17:28
Oh man. But
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yeah, it's, it's, you know, obviously like,
17:33
you know, leading up to the wedding itself, like I never planned
17:35
anything in my life. I
17:37
I'm the guy who will like show up to the thing
17:39
and have a good time. But man, I have so much
17:41
respect for people who plan anything. So planning a wedding
17:43
as like the first cold turkey move
17:46
was way harder than I thought it was going
17:48
to be. And we did a backyard wedding thing. So
17:50
we thought keeping it small and like that, that
17:52
would help
17:53
a lot. But then you got to worry about things like what
17:55
kind of cutlery do you want? I didn't even know
17:57
there's more than one type. Dude, I knew about the
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photo.
17:59
You can work on the spoon and the knife, but there's
18:02
like metals. There's different metals. Salad
18:04
pork. Yeah, what do you use the same thing?
18:06
Shrimp spoon. Shrimp
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sticks? Like what is a shrimp stick? And
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why is it $9 per shrimp stick to
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rent? And then they find out it's wedding
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and they bummed the heck out of the price of everything.
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It's absurd, man. When Wendy and I were looking
18:21
at it, so we got married under kind
18:23
of interesting circumstances. Like we had been
18:25
dating for,
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what was that, like four years?
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And by the time I asked her, and
18:32
we were in Minnesota
18:34
helping take care of my dad because he was
18:36
sick and he passed away at the end
18:38
of it. And it was kind of sad. And
18:41
we looked at the cost and we were like, okay, we have 15,000
18:43
maybe to spend on this.
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And
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that included the ring.
18:50
Oh, wow. Because I hadn't bought the ring
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yet.
18:53
Yeah.
18:54
And so we
18:55
were just like, man, like
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the last thing we wanna do after doing
18:59
nine months of this like life excursion
19:02
is then plan another thing and
19:05
spend like money we don't have
19:07
on
19:08
this thing. And so
19:10
we just got married in our backyard and
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I had my brothers and
19:15
my sister came up with their families. And we
19:18
just did like a nice thing in Orange County,
19:20
like Newport Beach.
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And that was it. And I'm glad we did.
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I mean, my aunt was kind of mad. She
19:26
was like, this would be the perfect thing to
19:29
like
19:29
get the family together, but I just, I couldn't
19:31
do it. Yeah. When
19:34
you go get married. I know. And that's the
19:36
thing. Like you do have to put your foot down with like, you know, what the family
19:38
wants too. And it's such a like a trade off of,
19:41
what do you want versus what do they want? And honestly,
19:43
going in, I
19:44
was, I will equate it to this. I had
19:46
a A5 Wagyu at a place
19:48
called Alexander Steakhouse in Pasadena. I
19:51
did it for Adrian. Adrian is my wife at the
19:53
time we were three years in
19:55
and she'd always wanted to try it. It was, it
19:57
was a, I think it was a hundred
19:59
and. $80 or something for three
20:01
ounces something absurd. I don't remember it was
20:03
absurd, but they're one of like 30 Wagu
20:07
bro, dude, they're one of like 30 odd places
20:10
in either, California or the US I don't remember that
20:12
is certified to serve this grade
20:14
of a 5 wagu from Japan or something They have
20:16
a big plaque on the wall might be BS But I believe
20:19
it and we went in there and I was like there's
20:21
no way this is gonna be worth it But
20:23
we'll fork out the money for the experience and
20:25
then just call it a day and it came out and we
20:27
spent I'm not even lying. We spent over an hour eating
20:29
three ounces of steak because we
20:32
were just in absolute ecstasy I burned
20:34
through all my serotonin and I was physically exhausted
20:36
by the end I was like I can't believe it but it
20:39
was actually worth it And that's how I felt
20:41
about the actual wedding itself not the act of getting
20:43
married but the
20:45
moment and like the family
20:48
being there and like looking up and seeing my my parents
20:50
and you know like those kind of precious
20:52
Moments you you kind of think oh it'll be a blur
20:55
and so expensive and then all
20:57
of that melted away in the moment And I was just a total
20:59
crybaby, and it's like it's weird to have a
21:01
clear-cut best day of your life But
21:04
it's like so easily that that
21:06
yeah, I know it's it's really cool man, so
21:09
I'm buzzing We're just we're goofy
21:11
right now man. We just moved into our new place, and
21:13
we're we're just excited We don't have
21:15
a couch like we're literally sitting eating
21:17
take takeout on a on a twin
21:19
mattress It's our makeshift couch, and
21:21
we're just we're loving every second of it man. It's like
21:23
the best It's definitely I get the the
21:25
idea of like the honeymoon phase It's like everything's
21:28
just exciting and we're digging it man, so
21:30
I love
21:31
that you guys
21:33
Waited and then like live together after
21:35
yeah, you don't see that yeah very
21:37
often anymore. It's interesting It's like in the
21:39
next chapter like I kind of live my life in
21:42
chapter phases And I like that personally
21:44
and I try to soak up as much of the current chapter
21:46
as possible like all the aspects of it So for
21:48
me the idea of roommates and like just
21:50
having your boys and going home I had three
21:52
roommates So I just go home in the four of us would just watch sports
21:55
and hang out and go out and
21:57
and now that that chapter Is closed it's like this is the new
21:59
exciting one, so we're like
21:59
discovering all these things about each other in
22:02
this new phase and man I'm I could
22:04
go on about it forever which is why don't talk about it cuz
22:06
then I just turned goofy and everyone gets awkward
22:10
I love it dude did you really go to Bora
22:12
Bora for your dude I
22:14
look from the beginning I said if we're spending
22:17
anything on the wedding I want to I want to drop
22:19
buckets on the honeymoon I care more about the honeymoon
22:21
than I do about the wedding and I have from the beginning
22:24
because the honeymoon is like you only get that
22:26
once dude like that's the special time
22:28
it's just you two
22:29
yeah it's you two you like get to just
22:32
goof out together and like be together 24-7
22:35
for this period and experience anything
22:37
you want and I asked her I was like what like what are
22:39
you what is your dream honeymoon
22:41
and she's like oh I've always just I don't know if it's doable
22:43
but I always wanted the over water bungalows
22:46
and I was like no joke that is my exact dream
22:48
honeymoon so I was like we have to do it and so
22:51
you know I'm like we do this once this is the only
22:53
real reason where I can feel good
22:55
dropping stupid money and there's
22:58
no other real reason where I could like quantify
23:00
it in my life and so it's like let's just do
23:02
the best and just taste it taste that life for
23:04
just a moment
23:05
and then just know how how good it can be
23:08
and so we went Bora Bora over water bungalow
23:10
at the st. Regis and it was like so far
23:13
into the middle of the Pacific Ocean it's
23:15
crazy it's a speck I'm looking
23:18
at it on a map right now it is
23:20
it's a speck I don't know how
23:22
they found it I see it on Instagram all
23:25
it's like halfway between Australia
23:28
and California yeah yeah
23:30
it's like in between Australia and Mexico it's kind of
23:32
nuts now is it far distance it is
23:34
it was a like an eight-hour night in Mexico
23:36
and Australia
23:38
those walkways really is clear as what like tick-tock
23:40
I'm not Jordan I'm not joking look here's
23:42
anyone on those walkways the best way I can
23:44
describe it is this
23:46
if you die and you go to heaven
23:49
this is the waiting room for heaven it's
23:52
it's it's untouched it's
23:54
like yes there are there are Westerners there and there
23:56
are like a couple resorts there
23:58
but the same region is the biggest one and there's like
24:01
90 villas or whatever, and
24:02
that's the biggest one. So in total, you're looking at maybe
24:05
a thousand Westerners are there, but the
24:07
rest of it is just this insane, untouched
24:10
gem. And looking at the sunset, silhouetting
24:12
the mountains in Bora Bora, it felt like
24:15
a 2D animation. Like at
24:17
any point, it was a miniature or something, stop motion,
24:19
and it felt like you could see hands reaching over the mountains and
24:21
picking things up because it was too perfect.
24:23
And then the stars would come
24:26
out,
24:26
and there's no moon there right now. They have 53 days
24:29
in a row or whatever where there's
24:31
no moon in the sky. And what
24:33
that means is your eyes exposed for the stars,
24:36
and you get to see so much more of the sky,
24:39
and you get to see the dust of the Milky
24:41
Way, and you can even see a black hole. So
24:44
it feels like a different world,
24:47
and it felt like we shouldn't be there. So
24:49
we got pampered up the wazoo. It was absurd.
24:51
It was like the greatest five days. I hope you have
24:53
pictures, because I have to see those. Oh yeah, because I left my
24:55
phone, Jake. I don't know if you know this. I
24:58
got really sick before we left.
25:00
Extremely, like the sickest I've ever been.
25:02
And I was like hot and like kind of
25:05
passing out, but we couldn't change the flights.
25:07
They're so expensive. We couldn't change anything.
25:09
So I'm like in the waiting room at LAX,
25:11
just on my death bed, lying on the floor
25:13
outside the cage, slowly dying. And
25:16
we get called onto our flight, and I'm in such like a zombie
25:19
state that I just get up and walk into the plane.
25:21
And only when I'm there and seated in my seat, I
25:23
go to get my phone, and it's
25:26
not in any of my pockets. And then
25:28
I realized, good Lord, I put it next to me
25:31
in the gate.
25:32
And once you're in the plane, they don't let you off. You're
25:34
done.
25:35
So I'm begging the French
25:37
speaking, because we went Air France or whatever. So the
25:39
French speaking stewardess, and she didn't understand what I was
25:41
talking about, but she basically let me know I can't go off.
25:44
And at the last second before we go, and I'm just, you
25:46
know, when I get back off to do a new phone off, to rebuild
25:48
all of it, it's chaos.
25:50
And I got a call on my Apple watch,
25:52
and it was one of the Air France employees
25:55
who had found it and said, we're gonna put it in storage. And
25:57
they did, thank God. I think it's because it shattered
25:59
on the back. Yeah.
25:59
No one wanted to steal it. It's crushed and bent. Is
26:02
it still the bent one? And I think that's why
26:04
they didn't take it. No one took it because it
26:06
looks like it's destroyed. You can't sell that. It's genius.
26:09
It's the perfect camouflage. So, yeah, anyhow, maybe
26:11
I'll never fix it, you know? They
26:12
should make cracked phone cases
26:14
that just look like they're cracked so no one
26:16
will ever take their phone. It's genius. So
26:18
yeah, Adrian has all the photos of the trip and man, it was
26:21
bonkers. So now we know how good it can
26:23
be. So it's like an old volcano.
26:27
It is, yeah. The whole thing. And
26:30
I guess the island sinks over time.
26:31
And that land. It looks like it's sinking
26:34
because it's like a barrier reef
26:36
where it has the ring reef or the ring island around
26:38
it. And then there's the mountain top in the middle
26:40
and
26:41
it's surrounded by water.
26:43
Yeah. And it sinks and it creates those matus,
26:45
I think they're called, something like that, where it's like the flat land.
26:48
And eventually that whole mountain will be gone.
26:50
And it'll just be the flat land. So I need to
26:52
get there. You need to get there. It's going to be
26:54
gone in three months, dude. Go, go, go. Fuck
26:57
your flight. No, it's
26:59
like a centimeter a year or something. But
27:02
it is kind of crazy. So you have a couple, you only
27:04
have a couple million years left.
27:06
You better book it now because flight
27:08
prices just go up the closer you get now, guys.
27:11
Yeah.
27:11
I will say it's like so much more worth
27:14
it to pay for that, for you guys to have that
27:16
experience because at the end of the day for weddings, you're
27:18
just paying for everyone else to have an experience at your wedding.
27:20
Yeah. So it's like
27:23
if you pay $50 or $5,000, if everyone's there and they love you, they're going
27:25
to enjoy it. Yeah. A $5
27:27
honeymoon compared to however much that was.
27:30
Yeah. This is this was very much like
27:32
the treat of, hey, we plan the
27:34
only thing and the biggest thing that we've ever planned.
27:37
Let's treat ourselves and like unwind and reset. And
27:39
you were there for like a whole week. Yeah. Yeah.
27:42
It was like five nights, six days. It was amazing. Amazing.
27:45
But I'm glad to be back, guys, because I don't know. I always get that creative
27:48
itch whenever I go on vacation. I'm always just like, I want to make
27:50
something. So when we got back, I was just so
27:52
revved and ready to go. And I came in with some hot energy
27:55
on Tuesday. And I needed to
27:57
dial that back a little bit. But yeah,
27:59
I'm just. And now that we're doing the Animorphs thing,
28:02
I'm scared dude This
28:05
is like the perfect. I'm so happy. They
28:07
photo-scan me yesterday. I don't even want to know Yeah,
28:10
it's it's a weird one Griffin has this
28:12
tendency
28:13
to walk by our desks at the
28:15
worst possible time It's
28:17
it's insane how consistent lands it he
28:20
plans it. Yeah, you must plan it Y'all
28:22
are just doing some like really cursed
28:24
stuff All
28:26
the time yeah It's like
28:29
every time it is every time and
28:31
it's yeah, I'm starting to question myself I
28:33
think at a certain point. I can't keep saying
28:35
well his timing is just perfect But
28:39
yeah, it's that idea. I'm
28:41
very excited about me. Can I yeah am I cool to go into
28:43
it a little bit? Yeah, yeah, we're taking the
28:45
animals out of Animorphs
28:50
It's so dumb and like we were all
28:52
sitting you know brainstorming an idea and
28:55
and
28:55
Ren is actually reading
28:58
Animorphs right now and so he
29:00
happened to be he happened to be reading Animorphs
29:02
Yeah and you know the covers
29:04
everybody knows the covers of the transformation to
29:07
the to the animal and How
29:09
cursed those are like the in-between photo
29:12
of like the bug boy who's clearly
29:14
in pain Starfish
29:17
girls starfish girl yes Oh,
29:20
they're like on it. A classic.
29:23
Otter boy like yeah There's there's so
29:25
many good ones And you know we all grew up with them
29:27
like in the either the library
29:29
or the book fair or whatever
29:31
So we all knew about them, and it's like what can we do
29:33
with this because we've always wanted to do something
29:35
with Animorphs And yeah Finally
29:38
came to fruition and we put our heads together and eventually came
29:40
up with the idea we have of taking the animals out of them And
29:42
having the transition be just from me
29:45
to the animal form, but the animal
29:47
part never appears It's just my body being
29:50
crushed into the shape of you
29:52
know an otter or whatever the animal is And
29:54
it just being just a skin tomb essentially
29:57
of this beast that wants to die Everyone's
30:00
favorite part of the Animorphs is the in between and
30:03
so we take it to the very end because you
30:05
can still see the person So now we just strip
30:07
away all the animal and take you to the very end And
30:09
how do you guys choosing what animal goes with which
30:11
person? It's you have to you
30:13
have to feel it Yeah, what I mean spirit animal.
30:15
What is your spirit animal JC?
30:17
It's
30:20
my favorite animal Man,
30:23
I love the ocean just like the vastness you
30:25
can kind of get lost in it Okay, and
30:27
it's peaceful and they live long simple
30:30
lives. They're like, hey, I need to lay
30:32
some eggs
30:34
Crawl up to the sand drop.
30:36
All right guys. Hope you find your way They
30:38
go back and they just chill thing,
30:41
you know, it's like this is they're not really stressing
30:43
and they don't really have like a many many Predators either
30:45
like see actual sea turtles. Yeah,
30:48
not once they're full grown. Yeah So
30:50
do you do you relate to them because you
30:52
feel like you're similar to them? Why do you spirit animal?
30:55
I think because I love the ocean and I
30:57
love being deep into the ocean Like I like feeling
30:59
lost and like I don't I like when it gets so
31:01
cold that your feet can't touch
31:03
and you kind of you're like Oh mother nature
31:06
has more to terrify you Yeah
31:10
And maybe that comes from like me living in Florida and like
31:12
hurricanes and we go out really deep and just
31:14
I love the idea of mother nature taking its course rather
31:16
than like us as humans think that we can
31:19
Have all of this control and like really
31:21
nothing is in our control at the end of the day
31:23
That's why I feel about water Yeah,
31:25
that's how you should feel about water. I think
31:29
Paddling at the shore like there's nothing
31:32
compared to like Just
31:34
diving like in the middle like I'll be out in
31:36
the Pacific Ocean like sea dolphins. I'll just dive
31:38
in with them
31:39
That's cool. Yeah, I I
31:41
don't know. I love it. And you have a big
31:44
portable shell you take You're not telling us about you Slurp
31:47
into it for protection I'm just
31:49
going to hang out with them It's actually some
31:51
weird thing that you're not telling us about
31:55
Griffin what about you? It's yours. Um
31:59
the animal I relate to
31:59
the most you know I
32:04
don't know I don't really like
32:06
a want to give you that and the mission
32:10
that's smart man right there come
32:12
on man you can just
32:14
thought about what spirit animal you are or
32:17
what animal you just like animal
32:21
I mean my favorite animal for like
32:23
my entire life has been sharks I've
32:25
always found sharks to be really cool and really fascinating
32:27
there's
32:28
all the many
32:30
different varieties and
32:32
how ridiculously fine-tuned
32:34
they are to
32:36
do like one specific thing which
32:39
is eat one specific
32:41
kind of animal at an alarming
32:43
rate yeah and survive for
32:45
millions of years yeah not one shark they don't
32:47
live for millions of years but like they've
32:49
been around like
32:51
aren't they like one of the the
32:53
oldest 20 million years or so
32:56
yeah well there's the megalodon
32:58
too right like you know the megalodon
33:01
is a
33:02
god dude you imagine the
33:04
world must have been a terrifying place oh yeah
33:07
dude yeah
33:07
it's there's a megalodon skull
33:10
I think it in New York at the Natural
33:12
History Museum
33:13
and it's bonkers well
33:16
it's probably just the jaws because sharks
33:19
except for their jaws and their teeth do not actually
33:21
have solid bones they have cartilage
33:24
skeletons yeah it's
33:26
probably just the jaw there's a jaw there's
33:28
a jaw like at the San Antonio
33:30
Aquarium there's a jaw replica
33:34
of the size of maybe that's what
33:36
it is and you can stand in
33:38
it almost
33:40
yeah that's pro shops and they
33:43
don't what I think
33:47
it's more like the lions lions it's those
33:49
are bones
33:52
have bones yeah yeah why are
33:54
you saying yeah no I said I said
33:57
it's I think you're thinking of lion oh
33:59
I think I'm lying.
34:02
I don't know what you're talking about. Why is he thinking I'm a liar?
34:04
What do you mean? aquatic aquatic
34:06
life is such Such
34:08
a fascinating thing though like but when I was a little
34:10
kid I
34:11
I wanted to be like my dream
34:14
job was like marine Biologists like
34:16
I wanted to like study sea life
34:18
because
34:19
it's it's crazy Like you like
34:21
learning about like sperm whales and how
34:24
they like did you know that if you're in the water
34:26
near a sperm whale and it decides to like
34:29
Ping you with its sonar full force
34:32
It could kill you because
34:35
of how loud it is What?
34:38
They and they will do it at a lower
34:40
volume because they know you're alive Like
34:42
they're very very very very smart
34:44
and like when they're just checking you out to
34:46
see what you are They'll
34:47
kind of pulse their sonar through
34:49
you to like look at your insides
34:51
and apparently you can start to feel your body
34:53
heating up From the like
34:56
the amount of kinetic energy that is passing a microwave
34:59
Wow, it's it's bananas.
35:02
There's whales are
35:04
like like sperm whales
35:08
Some marine biologists theorize that
35:10
like
35:11
they're they're they're clicking and their calls is
35:13
like
35:14
Potentially a language that is like
35:17
more complex than human
35:19
speech and we just like
35:21
Haven't figured it out because it's not you know
35:23
Relatable to any kind of linguistics that like
35:25
humans have and
35:27
Yeah, that's crazy whales marine marine
35:29
life. It is it is a crazy crazy
35:32
world beluga whales They said
35:34
they're like the canaries of the sea because they
35:36
talk so much. It's just like constant
35:38
I don't want to do whale noises right now,
35:40
but I used
35:43
to have a stuffed beluga whale actually
35:46
Every night. I'm like kind of like you. I really
35:49
like aquatic animals I
35:51
think we're diving in and figuring out what your
35:53
uh, what
35:54
your spirit. Yeah the
35:56
sperm whale Something
36:00
in the scene. It's a mighty and beautiful creature. It
36:02
truly is. Yeah, there's, because correct
36:04
me if I'm wrong, maybe you know this, sharks, they
36:06
can sense
36:08
your, like the electricity in
36:10
your body. They can smell the fear. They,
36:12
yes, because they can sense your fear. Because
36:14
my dad and I, as a birthday gift for him,
36:16
we took a trip to South Africa
36:19
quite a few years ago, and in Cape Town, there's
36:21
tons of great whites. Yeah. And
36:24
we went shark diving in the little cages. That's a
36:26
bucket list item for me. Yeah. And they threw
36:28
a foam seal on the surface. They hadn't had any sightings
36:30
in a few days. So we weren't really holding our
36:33
breath there. But they threw a foam seal just in the
36:35
shape of one.
36:36
And I wasn't scared of the ocean going into this trip.
36:38
And watching the, just the black water, just
36:40
a mouth emerge out of the nothingness
36:43
and bite it clean in half and then disappear
36:45
all fast.
36:46
I had a whole new appreciation for how terrifying,
36:49
especially when they told me, hey, when you get in there, they're
36:51
gonna know you're there and they're gonna know you're scared. And
36:53
if they know you're scared, they know your prey. And if they
36:55
know your prey, they may just wanna take a bite
36:57
out of curiosity. And they don't
36:59
like humans, so they probably won't finish the meal, but
37:02
then you're down alive. And I'm like,
37:05
that's awful. So not only do you have to be in
37:07
the water, you have to be chill. They're just gonna mutilate you.
37:09
Yeah, just out of curiosity. I
37:13
imagine that there is,
37:15
like you see pictures of great whites and
37:17
you're like, oh yeah, that's big. But I imagine seeing
37:19
one in person, like there's no way to prepare
37:22
yourself. They're like 20 feet long. That's
37:25
so crazy. Some of them can be, I think. Let me
37:27
look that up. Yeah, I think 26, because
37:30
this one was a younger one, so it was 13 feet. And
37:33
that alone was humongous. So I
37:35
can't imagine double the size. Females can
37:37
get up to 16 feet.
37:39
Oh, it's up to 16. Wait, really? Oh, how
37:41
big can males get? Wait, wait, wait, okay, the longest one.
37:43
The largest white shark reliably
37:46
measured was 21 feet. 21, okay, 21. So
37:50
yeah, 13, I guess, is, you know, it's
37:52
still big. It felt humongous.
37:54
And how fast it moved. The recent whale carcasses from
37:57
Southern Australia suggest that some
37:59
are as long as.
37:59
is 25 feet. Oh, dang, son.
38:01
That's so crazy.
38:03
The guy who was on the boat had been working there for one season,
38:06
and he says during whatever the seal season
38:08
is, where the seals are moving through,
38:10
he says he saw five get caught in a day
38:12
on the water where they're like jumping out
38:14
and trying to get away, and sharks are just coming out of nowhere,
38:16
just munching them. Like, that must be the craziest
38:19
thing. Twenty feet is the height from
38:21
the floor of our studio to the low part
38:23
of the bow.
38:26
Get out. Of the bow truss.
38:28
Yeah. Forget that, dude. Forget
38:31
that. Why does that exist? Because
38:34
the ocean is vast. It's
38:36
huge. Like, they can be that big
38:38
because there's plenty of room and there's not a bunch of people
38:40
building cities under there. Yet. We're
38:44
coming for you. You know, we're coming for you,
38:46
Great Whites. And like being
38:48
suspended in a liquid,
38:51
you know, allows for like larger bodies
38:54
to develop.
38:55
Yeah. Gravity doesn't have as much
38:57
of an effect on like they don't have like
39:00
sharks don't have knees. Yeah. They don't have
39:02
to have knees to like hold them up. Elephants
39:04
got knees. I don't know if you knew that. I
39:06
didn't. That's actually what I did. Well, I made
39:08
a joke literally today that manatees have
39:11
no bones and they're just bags of meat.
39:14
And so like, obviously I was joking. Thank
39:16
you so much. Obviously I was joking.
39:18
And to hear now in the same day that
39:20
sharks don't have bones
39:22
and they're just bags of meat and cartilage,
39:24
you've shooketh me to my core.
39:27
Dude, they're so like. Let's see if
39:29
manatees have bones. Hold on. Manatees
39:32
have bones.
39:33
I've been looking at manatee bones almost all day.
39:35
Like sharks are so
39:38
like they're like the opposite of manatees, man.
39:41
Like sharks have bones. Yeah. Sharks
39:43
have teeth for skin.
39:44
They were. Are manatees mammals?
39:48
Manatees are manatees. They waddle up on land.
39:50
They need them bones.
39:52
I think they're mammals. Let's see. I don't
39:54
know if they. Well, you can't get a manatee waddle
39:56
up on land. They are mammals. So
39:59
mammals. Yeah, that's that makes sense
40:01
because even their their little fins
40:04
are actually just hands. They got fingers They
40:07
can't use bones in there. Yeah, they've there's
40:09
hand. There's finger bones in there
40:12
I did Google sea turtle because
40:14
we had asked about how old a shark
40:16
is 110 million years God
40:19
I was way off Yeah,
40:22
and they said that they were there wait turtles or sharks
40:25
sea turtles turtles. Yeah, okay 110 110
40:27
Okay for for me the
40:30
ocean like the deeper you get
40:32
the more I love it Like when you start getting to the level
40:34
of where they're translucent and emitting their
40:36
own sources of light the angler fish. Oh
40:39
My gosh when I read that as
40:41
a child in essence. Oh my
40:43
gosh that lived in my dreams for years
40:45
Just the freaking ghouls at the bottom
40:48
James Cameron just got his submarine and
40:50
was like I'm the hell I saw ghouls in person
40:53
Sick have you guys ever seen the algae
40:55
that occurs like once a year It's
40:58
like this like it's like the bioluminescent When
41:00
everyone like boats go through any
41:03
type? Yeah, the waves crash. I just is
41:05
neon blue.
41:06
Oh, it's so cool. It's Beautiful.
41:09
Yeah, it's so cool down there. All right Jordan
41:12
Jordan Allen What say
41:14
you about your about your?
41:17
About your spirit animal.
41:19
Oh about my spirit animal. Yeah
41:22
I'm kind of curious for you to assign me one real
41:24
quick. I have one in my mind, but I'm curious I'm
41:26
curious what what the outside world would
41:28
think You might not like
41:31
mine, but the first thing that comes to mind is
41:33
a prairie dog Prairie
41:35
dog why prairie cuz you
41:37
know like they're they're always happy
41:40
and they're always like oh, that's sweet, isn't it? They're
41:42
always like friendly and wanting to play and like
41:45
good natured. I feel like I get that
41:47
vibe from you Wow That's like
41:49
really really good dogs. Yeah, Daniel gave me
41:51
golden retriever. So that was no no not a dog
41:53
a prairie dog a prairie dog
41:56
Yeah, I don't know the difference. I'm putting it on you like
41:58
specifically a prey No. Not
42:01
dog. Oh,
42:03
it's a rodent! You know. That's
42:06
a rat, Jake. That's not a rat. That's
42:08
not a dog. Go for it. That's not
42:10
a dog. That's a lie. Oh, that's funny.
42:12
It's called a prairie
42:14
dog. It's a rat. It's
42:16
a herbivorous burrowing ground squirrel
42:19
native to the grasslands of North America.
42:21
Is it my teeth? Is that why? It's
42:23
giving meerkat. It's giving beaver. Meerkat.
42:26
Meerkat. That's another name for it. Oh,
42:29
man.
42:30
Yeah. Meerkat. Okay.
42:33
Weird that they put dog in the name. That's a weird choice. Because
42:35
I was thinking of lassie. Yeah,
42:37
I was too. I was like, how lovely. Are
42:40
meerkats the same as a? No.
42:44
Meerkats. No, meerkats are Lion
42:46
King. Okay. That's what I was
42:48
thinking of. Not a prairie dog. I was thinking of a meerkat.
42:51
Oh, okay. Meerkats are cool. They're
42:53
very polar. I feel like meerkats
42:55
are not your energy because if memory serves me
42:57
right, meerkats are incredibly
43:00
homicidal creatures. Apparently,
43:03
they kill each other in huge numbers.
43:06
They're very aggressive.
43:07
Is that true? If
43:10
memory serves me right, I have pretty bad memory, but
43:13
I feel like there's a lot of podcasts
43:16
you listen to that gives you this random information.
43:19
This
43:19
random batch of trivia. I love it. Yeah.
43:23
20% of meerkat deaths
43:25
are murders. Meerkats
43:28
are highly social form packs of
43:30
two to 30. Ew, look how
43:32
evil. Look at that picture they chose. I
43:35
see it now. The
43:37
number one most murderous mammal.
43:41
That's definitely not what I meant. That's
43:45
the best twist I could have ever
43:47
hoped for. The number
43:49
one most murderous mammal. I
43:51
used to have a meerkat stuffed animal. What
43:53
is with you and all the animal stuffed animals? I have a stuffed
43:55
turtle. I have two stuffed turtles at home.
43:58
Yeah. That's a lot of. I know people,
44:00
he probably wouldn't think that of me. Yeah. Yeah.
44:03
She's not that many. Two
44:06
turtles. I only have one animal at a time. Are
44:09
you sure? Are you sure that meerkats
44:11
are this aggressive towards one another? They're
44:14
murderous, man. I just said it, we just googled it. It
44:16
said, what's the number one aggressive mammal?
44:19
Okay, yeah. I thought hippos were, honestly. 37% of
44:22
the knifings in the Serengeti are meerkats.
44:25
The other 70% are me. Did
44:29
you know that 37% of the knifings in
44:32
Sub-Saharan Africa are meerkats? Are
44:35
done by meerkats. Just are running around with a bag
44:37
of... Did
44:42
you lock the back door, honey? No, why?
44:49
Oh no, they're coming. Encounters between members
44:51
of different packs are highly aggressive, leading
44:53
to severe injuries and often deaths.
44:56
19% of meerkats die by conspecific violence.
45:04
I assume that means...
45:05
Not specific. Species on species
45:08
crime. Wow.
45:11
That's a
45:13
fascinating fact.
45:15
What does conspecific violence mean?
45:18
I mean, hold on. We're doing this,
45:20
guys. There's no rhyme or reason
45:22
to why they're killing. Belonging to the same species,
45:24
okay, yeah.
45:27
So there
45:27
you go. That's definitely not what I meant, Jordan. I
45:30
meant your carefree, friendly
45:32
nature and your generally
45:34
amicable attitude.
45:37
Not the knifings because those are just alleged at
45:39
this stage. So maybe we just go with
45:41
the golden retriever. Nobody
45:44
proved anything. I've always resonated
45:46
with the naked chimp. That's
45:48
not a species man. Chimps are
45:50
pretty violent too, though.
45:52
They are, man.
45:53
I have seen you throw your shit before. Why were
45:56
you in there? I
46:00
don't lock that door that yeah, that was that time
46:02
that he like we found him and then he
46:04
got really embarrassed It was like method acting but
46:06
we asked him for what and he like we had a wash them all
46:08
I was in character Yeah for the thing which
46:10
character? Yeah,
46:13
all right, so you're your self ascribed
46:15
spirit animal is a
46:17
chimpanzee naked chimp
46:20
well
46:20
No, well
46:22
some are more naked than others Jake, but
46:24
I want you to Google naked chimp because it
46:27
chimpanzee Boil boy
46:29
look if you're God if you're is
46:31
this an actual species They're
46:34
the second most murderous
46:38
I don't think naked
46:41
chimpanzee is a subspecies. I think it's just
46:43
a chimpanzee that's lost all its hair No, no,
46:45
no, it's a chimp that plays by its own rules
46:48
and shows who wants to show Hairless
46:51
mutation Yeah
46:54
I'm hairless This
46:57
is from the National Institute of Health
46:59
a hairless mutation introduced into the chimpanzee
47:02
human last common ancestor six million
47:04
years ago diverged hairless human
47:06
and hairy chimpanzee lineages
47:09
That doesn't
47:12
mean that oh God
47:15
this is a real thing. Oh, yeah Welcome.
47:19
So why do you welcome to the Brotherhood? So
47:24
your your spirit guide
47:27
your guide into the spirit realm
47:29
is the missing link Yes,
47:33
yes I
47:35
think we all need to go watch brother
47:36
bear and come back tomorrow.
47:38
What is that shout out? I'm glaze. Oh,
47:41
we haven't seen brother bear. I watch
47:43
a surprise of their movies. I Always
47:47
intend to I had on VHS. Oh,
47:50
this is an old one. Yeah Brother, babe,
47:52
I don't know when it came out Did
47:58
the same thing man
47:59
Okay, it takes a while to
48:02
like adjust My
48:06
worldview The
48:14
background a corridor like crew videos there's
48:16
just like a chimpanzee in a diaper someone's
48:18
like running out Monte no Yeah,
48:26
yeah, yeah, yeah, I
48:28
Stop thinking about it. So why
48:30
why why it's I mean
48:32
look at all, you know There's
48:35
there's a beauty in how they just bear
48:38
all you know what I mean? They're
48:40
just they are who they are. They
48:42
hide nothing They show the world
48:45
and the world judges them for
48:47
it the world They're
48:51
just so ugly man, I love them. I
48:53
don't know. They're just my favorite animal. I
48:56
love them, dude. They're weird Look at this thing
48:58
man. That looks like when you go over to grandpa's
49:00
house What
49:12
tell me about the war
49:14
I
49:21
told you we're coming over here like 97% of
49:24
the same DNA. Yeah
49:26
You see a hairless
49:28
and you're really like that's that's us dude
49:30
We
49:34
are we are just naked chimps
49:36
just yeah, we just split six million years
49:38
ago, that's about it Yeah,
49:41
just a little bit better posture
49:42
They
49:45
got to keep the the hand feet and we got the gene
49:47
that like we invented Coca-Cola They're they're
49:50
so strong though, like actually Christian you pulled that picture over
49:52
time. Yeah, these things are like act like they're
49:59
Looking at their muscles, you'd kind of think
50:02
that they're like
50:03
kind of strong, right? But their muscles are
50:05
like so much stronger than our muscles. It's
50:08
like those pimples that have muscles. Yeah,
50:10
they just rip your arms off.
50:12
Chimps scare, chimps actually scare me more than
50:14
any other animal. Look at that dude, look at that dude.
50:16
But you know they're one weakness. They
50:19
do have one severe weakness and
50:21
they share it with gorillas and also
50:23
orangutans.
50:24
They cannot float in water because
50:26
their muscle and bone density is too
50:29
high. They sink in water. Gorillas,
50:31
chimpanzees, and I believe orangutans are like
50:34
horribly afraid of water because they will just drop like
50:36
a rock. It makes sense man, it's like corded steel
50:38
dude, those freaking biceps. And
50:40
what's crazy is like obviously they're
50:42
hyper intelligent monkeys are and
50:44
they know when they attack you, they know the parts
50:46
to attack and that's
50:48
the scariest part about them. They know the soft
50:51
spots and they're like, they go
50:53
for the balls, both the eyeballs and the
50:55
other ones and they go for the fingers. They
50:58
just look to maim you when they're mad and
51:00
it's the most terrible. Now this has nothing to do with why
51:02
I associate with them. I
51:04
just wanna clarify that. I'm still trying to figure
51:07
out why you associate with them. They're honestly to
51:09
be totally transparent, they're just my favorite. They're my favorite.
51:12
So I wanna try and be more like
51:14
them. I don't think you should. I
51:16
don't think so. Yeah, I go home
51:18
and I just strip completely naked.
51:21
Strip completely naked. Natural abs. Look
51:23
for someone to maim. I
51:27
don't know what animal I am, dude. I have no idea.
51:30
No, you're the naked chimp. It's settled. Naked
51:32
chimp or the mere cat either
51:34
way, I'm deadly baby. Why are you so violent?
51:36
What is this history of violence that you have?
51:39
It's, you know, I think I
51:41
smile too much and people don't trust that. So
51:44
are we gonna do an anamorph of you just
51:46
morphing into a naked chimp? They,
51:50
Matt and Dean picked mine. I don't know what they picked,
51:53
but they assigned me my
51:55
spirit animal. We assigned everybody their spirit
51:58
animal, you know, based on just, we had some.
51:59
conversations down here
52:00
and worked through some stuff.
52:03
Let me hear it. Let me in on the insides. Who'd
52:05
you? I mean, the video's
52:07
not gonna be out yet, so it's kind of a surprise.
52:10
So I don't know that I wanna spoil what
52:12
we're morphing everybody into. And you're listening
52:14
to this before the video's out, you
52:16
have to stop here. This is a warning. This
52:19
is a warning. There will be a spoiler here. I'll give
52:21
you one. I'll give you one tasty one. Okay.
52:23
Matt, he doesn't know this yet.
52:26
He really wanted to be an otter. I'm not
52:28
sure why. I can kind of see it though.
52:30
No, he's talked about, he loves
52:32
otters. He loves otters and he wants to be an
52:35
otter. And that's
52:37
a whole thing with him. It's giving otters.
52:40
It's giving otter, but the problem is he asked to be an
52:42
otter. And that's a no-no. That's a no-no in
52:44
the Animorphs world. And so
52:47
being from Florida,
52:48
I don't even remember why we
52:50
talked about it on camera. And in the moment
52:52
it felt like a perfect fit, but we made him a manatee.
52:55
I thought
52:57
you were gonna say crocodile. No, we made him a manatee.
53:00
And it's hilarious. Cause watching the body morph,
53:02
cause they all start in like their normal standard position.
53:05
So he's kind of just like, he's begging in
53:07
his animation not to be changed. And
53:09
then he just gets like lifted off the ground and
53:12
his legs shrink and flatten and his head
53:14
grows big and oblong. And he just
53:16
assumes the form of this busted manatee.
53:18
And it's so fricking funny. It's
53:20
gonna be great. How are you hiding that from him
53:23
with the monitor situation being as close
53:25
to his computer as yours? He's
53:28
working from home today. Cause we're back to back
53:30
in the studio. So he will just naturally
53:32
glance over shoulder. I do the same thing. And it would have
53:34
ruined the whole thing. So either I was gonna work down here in the podcast
53:37
room where in shut the curtains or
53:39
take advantage of today. And we finished it today.
53:41
And so that's
53:43
done. But for the other people who are gonna
53:45
see, I'm gonna need to be sneaky. That's gonna be
53:47
the hardest part. Sneaking around and making
53:49
the transformations. But
53:51
it's the craziest video.
53:54
I just keep catching Daniel smiling
53:56
and laughing, watching it cause it's so chaotic.
53:58
And I don't know how he's gonna do it.
53:59
but Daniel is a master editor, so he'll
54:02
find a way to tell the story. He'll
54:04
find a way. He'll find a way. If anyone
54:06
can, it's Daniel. Yeah, oh
54:08
man. It's beautiful, man.
54:11
What have we done?
54:13
I woke up this morning with a big fat
54:15
smile on my face, knowing I'd spend the day doing this,
54:17
so. All right, so. Bring me joy.
54:19
Last topic here, Jalen, when
54:22
you were away,
54:27
we did a trick shots video and it's coming.
54:30
It's coming out this weekend. I
54:32
heard about this in passing and I don't know exactly
54:34
what you did, but my first thought was
54:37
how the heck did you do it without me? Like,
54:39
how could you betray the one-one?
54:42
You know what I mean? So this is
54:44
officially a side quest
54:47
to
54:47
beat,
54:49
to get a side
54:51
item so that I can beat you, which is
54:53
my main boss.
54:55
You have a side item? Yeah, I
54:57
have a side item. What do you have? I
55:00
can't tell you until. Do you know what you have or are you still
55:02
in the rhythm? I know what I have. I know what he has. What?
55:05
Is it
55:05
gonna work? I think it's gonna work, right? I
55:08
think you're in for trouble. That's what I have to say
55:10
about it. Do you know what this is? My
55:13
headphones cut out for the last 45 seconds, so.
55:17
He says he has a side item to beat me in Dude
55:20
Perfect.
55:21
Trick shot. Trick shot render challenge.
55:24
Are you aware of it? Oh, you're talking about the. Oh. Like
55:28
the. Yeah. What is that? The thing.
55:31
What is that? The thing with the thing. Oh yeah,
55:33
I know about this. Yeah. I love that
55:34
you did this. I don't really understand it, but I know what it
55:37
is. So if you're interested in catching up
55:39
on the saga, you can watch the
55:41
previous two where Jordan and I compete against
55:43
each other. And this went by
55:46
the time this podcast comes out, there'll be
55:48
another one coming out on
55:50
the weekend. And yeah,
55:52
I had to face off against Sam.
55:55
I can't wait to see that. He brought
55:57
training. You as he? Yes. Is
55:59
he judicing the scene? Well, he's- Is he brotherhood?
56:01
He was honestly trying to beat me, but the lesson
56:04
was to break me so
56:08
that he could rebuild me.
56:11
So it's like, this is your Rocky montage basically.
56:13
Yes, this is totally my Rocky montage. So imagine
56:16
the Rocky movie,
56:17
if at the end of the montage he still lost,
56:20
because that's what you're gonna be watching.
56:23
He lost, yeah,
56:25
but the same way that Lightning McQueen
56:28
loses in the first car-
56:30
Oh, spoilers.
56:31
Well, yeah, it's like from 2006 or something. So
56:35
it's actually still a victory. So
56:37
no matter what you're going to lose,
56:40
Jordan, I just want you to know- I am
56:42
fascinated to watch this. I
56:46
might need to level up myself. We'll have to think about
56:48
how I can elevate, because the Wall-E future, dude, it's
56:51
right within my grasp,
56:53
and I've been enjoying the victory. There's been some comments
56:55
about the wind too. I must warn you.
56:58
Oh, have there. Oh, do people. Well, here's
57:00
the thing about CG, baby.
57:01
I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'm
57:03
the God in that CG world. I can control the winds
57:06
if I want to. There's nothing you can do about
57:08
it. You can take the lid off the cup if you want
57:10
to. I can take the lid off the cup.
57:12
Or put it back on. Or put it
57:14
back on, baby. It's my world, and you're
57:16
merely living in it. Let me tell you. Well,
57:19
you're not, because you're not in it. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Direct threat.
57:21
The mayor cat's coming out. Point is, people can
57:23
hate on the wind all they want. The
57:25
wind exists in the real world, and therefore can exist in my system.
57:28
The difference is I
57:29
can control it. And haters
57:32
going to hate. But winner's going to
57:34
win, baby. I'm very excited. I've enjoyed
57:36
this saga so much. There you go.
57:39
You see where he's at, people. You see
57:41
my enemy before me. He
57:43
must be defeated. We can't allow this to happen. The Wally
57:46
Future, baby. I'm fighting for it. Unionize.
57:48
I just like saying that so much.
57:51
Oh, man. All right. Sorry.
57:54
I'm very excited about this Animorphs video. It'll be
57:56
out the weekend after this episode
57:58
comes out.
57:59
And, uh, man, after that, a whole
58:02
bunch of goodies in the bag. We got that punch for punch
58:04
episode coming out soon. We got anime rock,
58:06
paper, scissors two on deck. So
58:09
stay tuned everybody. Cause it's going to be a wild
58:11
summer. Woo.
58:13
Wow. Play is out baby. Y'all
58:15
ready?
58:22
I'm feeling murders. Thank
58:24
you for turning into the corridor podcast.
58:27
This week's podcast was sponsored by, uh,
58:30
a wild world of the undersea
58:32
laugh. Thanks
58:38
for watching everybody. See you on the next one.
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