Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson 

Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk 

Brian Donovan as Hans Frei 

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

Katie Markovich as Ad Voice 

Tony Werner as Ad Voice 

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 98883_noirenex_power-up, 342712_spacejoe_misc-lock-picks, 160215_qubodup_unlocking-door-lock, 431117_inspectorj_door-front-opening-a, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 389687_meggiepie_squeaky-wheels, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 240665_celticvalkyria_bodyfall, 235761_lex777_pillbottle-pills-open-close-01, 322445_goodlistener_horsewhinny-1, 471903_sheyvan_newspaper-rustling, 463843_filipiwo_opening-the-umbrella, 362959_gastonsaenz_fly-4-horse-steps-01, 347858_alienxxx_close-window, and 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1.