Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy 

Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie 

Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard 

Luke Rampersad as Guard 

Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C 

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

Katie Markovich as Janessa 

Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov 

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix). 

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