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Well , hello , my little creepies
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. Oh
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, yes , it's that
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time again . We
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talk about UFOs and
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Bigfoot , paranormal
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true crime and
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conspiracy stories and
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all things creepy
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. Yes , this
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is the Creepy Show . You
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can find us online at
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creepyshow and
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I'm your host , the
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Master of Creep .
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Greetings , my little creepies . I
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hope that you're having a good
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week . This
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week , I'm going to present
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you with a futuristic
1:18
story that could easily ring
1:20
true , but only
1:23
time will tell . Easily
1:27
ring true , but only time will tell . Settle
1:33
back with your favorite beverage and possibly a large plate of cheese nachos with jalapeno
1:35
peppers generously sprinkled about . As
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I transport you into the future
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of robot companions
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and their horrendous
1:45
treatment . In
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the sprawling metropolis of
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Neo-Tokyo , where
1:54
neon lights painted the sky
1:56
and the hum of technology resonated
1:59
through the streets , there
2:01
existed a dark underbelly
2:03
, hidden from the gleaming facade
2:06
of progress . It
2:08
was the year 2148
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, and it was here that
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the tale of Annie , the female
2:15
robot , and her abuser
2:18
, billy , unfolds
2:20
. Now , billy was
2:23
37 years old
2:25
and he still lived with his
2:27
mother . She
2:29
finally passed away at the age
2:31
of 82 and left Billy
2:33
, her only child , her
2:36
entire estate worth more
2:38
than $357
2:41
million HK
2:44
HKD . Now
2:47
, in 2148 , the
2:49
Hong Kong dollar was considered
2:51
the global currency and
2:55
since the US dollar collapsed
2:57
due to poor financial management
2:59
and socialistic ideology
3:01
, why the Hong Kong
3:04
dollar rose above all
3:06
the rest , and Billy now was
3:08
rich . However
3:11
, billy was socially
3:13
awkward and he never really
3:15
had a girlfriend . He
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worked as a tech support engineer at
3:19
a software company that
3:21
supported the new micro-nuclear
3:24
64 personal computer
3:26
. Now
3:28
, before I continue with this story
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, let me explain
3:32
how computers will be installed and
3:35
used in the future . Now
3:38
, I'm sure that you're familiar with desktop
3:41
and laptop computers
3:43
, but in the year 2148
3:47
, those are all
3:49
considered to be doorstops
3:51
. The latest
3:53
trend is to combine
3:55
the human body with computer
3:58
peripherals designed to last
4:00
a lifetime , and they're installed
4:03
just below the skin so
4:06
they can be easily replaced if
4:08
the need arises . One
4:11
of the central installations is
4:13
the iPhone , not
4:16
to be confused with Apple
4:18
iPhone . This
4:20
component is spelled E-Y-E
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phone and it is surgically
4:26
implanted into your left eye
4:28
with electrodes extending
4:30
into the brain . This
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special chip allows you to connect
4:35
to the internet and make phone calls
4:38
, take photos and run
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a series of apps designed
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to help you live
4:45
your life effectively , just
4:48
like nowadays , compared
4:50
to smartphones . Now
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, computers have a CPU
4:56
and a hard drive , and the micro-nuclear
4:59
64 was no exception . Most
5:02
people install the AB600
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into their right calf . The
5:08
AB600 , which stands for artificial
5:10
brain , is a CPU
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with 600 terabytes of
5:15
built-in memory . It
5:17
is installed into your right
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calf and as you
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walk , a self-energy
5:23
generator is activated to charge
5:26
the internal battery that keeps everything
5:28
running smoothly , just
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like the old-time self-winding
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watches back in the mid-1900s
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, except this was much
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more advanced . All
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the internal components are connected
5:43
and run on the BioConnect
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128 software platform
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. Now this system allows
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everyone to have their
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computer with them at all times
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and they can access the world's
5:57
information with a
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single thought . And
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in 2148 , there
6:05
were no more schools or no more college
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degrees . The need
6:09
for schools and universities is
6:12
now outdated . All
6:15
you need to do is pay for
6:17
a skill or an advanced degree
6:19
, which is downloaded
6:22
into your body , including
6:24
the skills to perform any
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task you choose . Completely
6:30
Changing Careers is now
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a simple download , followed
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by a week or two of internal adjustments
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. You want to be a doctor
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, a lawyer , a
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pilot or maybe a
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civil engineer ? Just
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pay the cost for the information and
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download it into your body . After
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the download , simple updates
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will keep you on the cutting edge of
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technology in any profession
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that you choose . Let's
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get back to Billy , shall we ? When
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Billy's mother passed away , he
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gained access to her home and wealth
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, and now he could live
7:13
the life he always wanted
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to live , and this included
7:17
buying a brand new
7:20
female robot capable
7:23
of all humanistic functions
7:25
. Yes , I
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said all oh
7:31
yes , I know what you're thinking and
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the answer is yes , she
7:43
can . Yes , she can perform like a real
7:45
human female . For example
7:48
, she can make sandwiches
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and iron clothes and , yes
7:52
, even vacuum the floors . So
7:57
Billy buys the new female
7:59
human droid 624
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, the most advanced
8:05
robot that you can buy , and
8:07
now , with his mother's
8:09
money , billy can afford to pay
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the staggering 11
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million Hong Kong dollars
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that it cost . So
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at this point , billy could
8:21
quit his job and retire
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, but he decided to keep working
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so that he wouldn't get too isolated
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and bored with his life , and
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bored with his life Now . Billy already owned the latest home information unit , similar
8:40
to today's Alexa , but the new female robot
8:42
would be a complete life changer
8:45
. He had to wait several
8:47
months for his female human droid
8:49
624 to be built and
8:51
delivered , and the excitement
8:53
of owning his own female
8:55
robot was almost overwhelming
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, causing many sleepless nights
9:00
of anticipation . Finally
9:03
, the day of arrival , a
9:05
truck drove up in front of Billy's house
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. It was an ambulance
9:10
type truck and it had the
9:12
human droid logo painted on
9:14
the side . But this is
9:17
it . Finally , his new robot
9:19
was arriving . A
9:21
team of technicians knocked on
9:24
the door and Billy invited
9:26
them in , along with this new
9:28
female robot . His
9:31
new robot was beautiful and
9:33
designed like a real woman in her
9:35
mid-twenties . She had
9:37
all of the working parts , if you
9:39
know what I mean . The
9:42
technicians explained that he should
9:45
make a few decisions before they powered
9:47
up his robot , such as
9:49
her name and personality
9:52
traits . Once they installed
9:54
her software and personality traits
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, there
10:01
was no turning her off . The technicians recommended
10:04
that Billy treat his robot like a natural person for a more personal
10:06
satisfaction , and
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they asked Billy if he wanted his robot
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to be programmed as a personal
10:13
assistant or a wife
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, and they quoted
10:17
reports that claimed that men with
10:19
robots reported higher
10:21
degrees of happiness and contentment
10:23
when they regarded their robots
10:26
as their life partner , equal to
10:28
their wives . Billy
10:30
eagerly decided he wanted his robot
10:33
to be in wife mode
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. Now
10:37
the technicians explained that his robot
10:40
would perform her updates when necessary
10:43
and he didn't have to do anything
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. After a few hours of instruction
10:48
and adjustment , the technicians
10:50
left and Billy was
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alone in his own
10:55
home with his new companion
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up and running . Billy
11:00
decided to name his robot
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Annie . Life
11:06
was wonderful for Billy . Why
11:10
? Billy was in heaven with his new
11:12
robot wife Annie , and
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for the next few months , annie learned
11:17
how to please Billy at every level
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. She always had
11:21
Billy's breakfast ready to eat
11:23
just before he had to go to work each
11:26
day , and while Billy
11:28
was at work , annie cleaned
11:30
the house from top to bottom . Was
11:35
at work , annie cleaned the house from top to bottom . She would
11:37
do yard work and the laundry and anything else that Billy wanted
11:40
her to do . And , as stated before , billy
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wasn't very experienced with relationships
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. In fact , annie
11:47
was his first real attempt to
11:49
maintaining a relationship with anyone
11:52
. Annie
12:00
would try to entertain Billy by talking to him , and it was undeniable that Annie was much smarter than
12:02
Billy ever hoped to be . Even though Billy
12:04
could have paid for and received
12:06
higher education downloads into
12:08
his own body's computer , he regarded
12:11
such updates as a waste of money
12:13
. Now , when Billy returned
12:16
from work , annie would have his favorite
12:18
dinner ready . She would then
12:20
remove his shoes and rub his feet
12:22
. They both would settle
12:24
down on the couch and watch
12:26
movies together . Why
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Annie was so lifelike that
12:31
Billy regarded her as an actual
12:34
human . He
12:36
knew deep down that she was a robot
12:38
, but it was much more fun
12:40
for him to pretend that she was
12:42
real . After
12:44
a few months , billy grew accustomed
12:47
to Annie doing everything for
12:49
him , including giving him
12:51
haircuts and even fixing
12:53
his car when needed , why
12:57
and he could do anything . But
13:01
something strange happened . Within
13:04
a year , boredom set
13:06
in and Billy
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started getting tired of Annie always
13:11
being right . And
13:13
as the days progressed , annie
13:16
got smarter and Billy
13:18
got dumber . Since
13:20
Annie was in charge of keeping up
13:22
with Billy's happiness , he
13:24
didn't feel the need to keep up
13:26
with worldly things like politics
13:28
, news or even new
13:30
inventions . Billy
13:33
soon lost his job because he
13:35
didn't keep up with the new technology
13:37
. He still had lots
13:39
of money from his mother's inheritance so
13:41
he really didn't care . But
13:44
the downside of Billy's life was
13:46
the fact that he was now spending more
13:48
and more time with Annie and
13:51
he was getting tired of her always being
13:53
right , so
13:58
he started abusing her verbally . Annie would say something
14:00
like there's a new comedy movie
14:02
out . Would
14:06
you like for me to download it so we could watch it together ? In which Billy
14:08
would reply what
14:11
do you know about comedy ? Your father was a transistor radio
14:14
. Billy's
14:16
insults would not stop Annie
14:18
from being nice to him , which frustrated
14:21
him even more . Billy
14:23
asked why don't you ever argue with me
14:25
? Annie said well
14:27
, I'm not programmed to upset you , even
14:30
though your IQ level is much lower
14:32
than mine . Now
14:35
this would really piss Billy off even
14:37
more . Oh , shut your pie
14:39
hole you , bucket of diodes . Annie
14:42
smiled back at Billy without showing any
14:44
hurt feelings , which frustrated
14:47
Billy to no end . Each
14:49
insult simply rolled off
14:52
Annie like water off a
14:54
duck's back . Annie
14:56
continues to receive more abuse
14:58
from Billy . Annie asked
15:00
Billy what would you like for breakfast and
15:03
he would say something like why
15:05
don't you go stick your head in the microwave
15:08
? And Annie would giggle
15:10
and just say well , I'm not programmed to injure
15:12
myself . And
15:14
Billy would say Annie , your mom was a calculator
15:17
. Did you know that ? Annie
15:19
just smiled and reminded Billy
15:21
that she didn't have a mother . As
15:24
much as Billy tried , he could
15:26
not provoke Annie into an argument
15:29
. She was always two steps
15:31
ahead of him and Billy
15:33
became less and less enchanted
15:35
by the thought of having Annie around
15:37
. She was much more intelligent
15:40
, much quicker , and
15:42
she was starting to really get to him
15:44
. The verbal abuse became
15:46
physical abuse when Billy
15:48
ordered Annie to stand out into
15:51
the freezing rain all night long
15:53
and wait for the mailman
15:55
to arrive . The next day
15:57
the mailman came and Annie brought
15:59
in the mail and delivered it with a smile
16:01
and a wink . Billy was
16:03
so mad he had tried
16:05
to turn Annie off , but there was no switch
16:08
. Billy was going insane
16:10
with Annie's niceness . He
16:13
wanted her to be more combative , but
16:15
everything that he tried failed . Billy
16:19
makes the decision to change Annie's
16:21
programming . Being
16:24
nice wasn't good enough for Billy
16:26
. He wanted someone more like his mom
16:28
. He remembered his mother
16:30
being mad and abusive . She
16:33
would often tell Billy that he was like a car's
16:36
glove compartment box full
16:38
of crap , and no one could seem
16:40
to shut him up . She
16:43
would also say things like he should
16:45
carry a potted plant around to replace
16:47
the oxygen that he was wasting
16:49
. He longed for
16:51
such insults to make him feel alive
16:53
. These are the things that Annie
16:55
would never say . So
16:57
Billy contacted an aftermarket
17:00
program that would change Annie's
17:02
demeanor and make her more
17:04
combative and exciting to live with
17:06
. He paid for the upgrade
17:09
and was told that Annie would get the new
17:11
programming the next time she updated
17:13
. And was told that Annie would get the new programming
17:15
the next time she updated . His
17:19
regular update schedule was on Friday morning , starting about 3 o'clock in the morning . Finally
17:21
, annie received her new programming and
17:24
Billy noticed right away that Annie
17:26
seemed a little different , instead
17:28
of smiling at him and greeting him with her
17:30
usual good morning . She
17:34
glared at him and she said I think you're suffering
17:36
from Zachly . Billy
17:39
asked what is that ? Annie
17:42
responded your breath
17:44
smells , zachly , like your ass
17:46
. Oh
17:49
wow , annie was now insulting
17:51
Billy . This is a complete
17:53
turnaround . Well , not
17:55
to be outdone , billy launched
17:57
into his own verbal attack . Oh
18:00
yeah , your cooking is so nasty
18:03
, the houseflies got together
18:05
to fix the hole in the window screen
18:07
. Annie smiled
18:10
and responded You're
18:12
so fat you sweat mayonnaise
18:14
. Billy
18:16
soon learned that he could never keep
18:18
up with Annie's insults . Just
18:21
like everything else , she
18:23
was better than him . Annie
18:25
went from being his wife to being
18:27
his mom . She
18:29
was always telling him what
18:32
to do and how to do it , making
18:34
him feel worthless . He was
18:37
no longer happy with his robot
18:39
and since he had her reprogrammed
18:41
, no one else would want her either
18:44
. Billy
18:46
contacts the manufacturer's tech
18:48
support and , after talking
18:51
to the programmer , he learned that
18:53
her update needed to be adjusted and
18:56
that he would need to pay extra because
18:58
he voided his warranty when
19:00
he used an aftermarket company to
19:03
give Annie a new personality . The
19:05
tech support also recommended that Billy
19:08
try something different . What
19:10
should I do , billy asked , and
19:13
the tech support man said why
19:15
don't you just try being nice to
19:17
her . Wow , that wouldn't cost
19:19
anything . So
19:22
Billy tried that . He thought
19:24
what have I got to lose ? So
19:26
for the next few days Billy decided
19:28
to be extra nice and
19:31
the results were staggering . Annie
19:34
started treating him with respect
19:36
and she stopped insulting
19:38
him . And , as it turns out , annie
19:41
was reacting like a real human
19:43
. Why ? Billy
19:46
was so impressed with the change that
19:48
he decided to try his newfound skill
19:51
on other people you know
19:53
, non-robots and
19:56
to his amazement , he started to make
19:58
friends and was invited to social
20:00
events . All in all
20:03
, his life improved dramatically
20:06
. You see , my
20:08
friends , it took an artificial
20:10
person to teach a real person
20:12
how to treat people with acceptance
20:15
and respect . Billy
20:17
ended up selling Annie and marrying
20:19
a real woman . Annie's
20:22
lessons turned Billy's life around
20:25
and Billy learned
20:27
a very important lesson it's
20:30
nice to be important , but
20:33
it's more important to be nice
20:35
.
20:40
As the casket closes on another
20:42
creepy episode , we
20:45
bid you farewell to
20:48
the shadows that danced upon your
20:50
fears . Oh
20:53
, and thank you for joining us on this
20:55
creepy journey into the
20:57
unknown , where the darkness
20:59
whispers secrets and
21:02
the silence echoes within
21:04
your soul . Find
21:07
us online for some extra
21:10
creepy content at
21:12
creepyshow and
21:16
if you happen to make it through
21:18
the night , don't forget
21:21
to share this podcast
21:23
with someone you want
21:25
to terrorize . Good
21:30
night , my little creepies . Sleep
21:33
with one eye open , for
21:35
the night is long and full
21:38
of horror , thank you .
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