Michelle Conrad, badass comic, joins us in the treehouse to talk about giving the Heimlich maneuver, filming the Obama movie, and chancletas. We talk to professional nannies about their experience with gorillas, read the cringiest text messages the internet has to offer, and wrap it up with new segment called Confession Booth. Please check out and support the Can’t Go Home kickstarter while it’s still going here.

This week’s featured track is Sleep When Dead from A Giant Dog.