0:00

The C.N.Wit show? I'm watching

0:02

that for sure. Oh, 100%. I'm

0:04

sorry, I'm a female. I do not do work. I'm

0:07

too rich for that. We don't like violence. Guys,

0:10

I'm not gonna brag or anything like that,

0:12

but, like, let's watch that. Everyone

0:15

has? Fuck them. They're mean. Sorry,

0:21

I'm showing my fucking cheekbone. Welcome back,

0:23

bitches, to another podcast of C.N.Wit show.

0:27

Today, we are actually in a different location. I think we've had

0:29

15 different locations last month.

0:31

Big bitch here eating gluten. As

0:33

per usual, we're doing the opposite of everything that

0:35

you guys say. And we're doing something fun today.

0:38

Today, we decided to download Reddit and

0:41

go through what y'all say about us, because... I don't get to

0:43

say shit. I

0:46

do. People are like, Oh, my God, did you see what they said?

0:48

I'm like, no. I'm gonna say anything on that. Oh, apparently it only

0:50

goes back to 56 days. Damn

0:52

it. Can you not go down anymore?

0:55

Do they delete or something? Should

0:57

I do big bitch? Apparently

1:00

there's topics. So we're just gonna kind of go through and

1:03

just see what y'all say about us. I'm

1:06

gonna scroll. For real, for real. Because

1:08

I'd be curious. Oh, my

1:10

God. I haven't read this. I haven't read this in

1:12

years, bro. And if there's

1:14

like factual things, I'm gonna watch. We'll give y'all

1:16

credit for that. So this is, think

1:19

of it as like a fact check.

1:21

Before we get started, though, we're gonna go ahead and give

1:23

a life update. I'm still fucking pregnant. It's

1:26

fine. I

1:29

might be a little bit over it. Oh,

1:31

this one says 56 days too. I guess we're starting there.

1:33

So yours is different than mine. Yeah,

1:36

because I'm on big bitch. What

1:39

the fuck am I on? I click big

1:41

bitch. You have to click. I'm on baby mama number

1:44

two. Oh, okay. Okay, well, so it's about what? Us.

1:48

So you're going, I'll read one. All

1:50

right. All right.

1:53

That's my life update. I'm still pregnant. Family's

1:55

coming soon. That's

1:58

so exciting. What's your life update? her

4:00

car in order to call her if I'm a dog. I was like, shit,

4:02

who does she have? Luna! I'm

4:06

looking around, I'm like, one,

4:09

two, three, four. I'm

4:12

like thinking, I'm like Ruby's here, who the fuck ran

4:14

away? Yeah, damn Luna. She found the damn owl. They

4:18

were trying to keep that dog weren't they? She was

4:20

trying to keep her too. She's like, well, she didn't have a caller

4:22

so like, we weren't gonna, I was like, yeah, well check her chip.

4:26

I got a chip in there but I think it's

4:28

illegal in Florida to keep a dog that's been chipped

4:30

and stuff. They have to report it first. They

4:35

sent, they got Tyler's number and they

4:39

sent Tyler a message that

4:41

said, map of the

4:43

neighborhood and it's everybody's house

4:46

with the amount of dogs and

4:49

their names. It was like Buster,

4:51

Bagot, Bougie. So you had to like, submit your

4:53

dog number? Yeah, I was like, don't do it.

4:56

Don't do it. Everybody

4:59

had it and it said, Whitney

5:02

Wren unknown. Like literally, I

5:04

was like, don't tell them. Don't

5:06

tell them they have to know that we're at least a dog farm. They

5:09

told him 15 and

5:11

they're hard. I was like, oh my god. But

5:14

I think everybody knows that I'm

5:16

like the neighborhood talk of my trash cans

5:19

are out front for too long and I got too many

5:21

dogs. Is this an HOA you live in? Uh

5:23

uh. They're just, you

5:26

know, like the rich old people just like,

5:28

they get, you're telling me right now, you

5:30

pull down the street and you get bothered by a trash can

5:32

and sit outside? No. Don't

5:35

you get me started if you live in an HOA, your

5:37

mailbox cannot be dirty. What?

5:40

I got fined for that. No, you didn't. Yeah.

5:44

Ah, dog shit on mailbox. Fuck it. I'm

5:48

not fucking going outside and scrubbing my mailbox. They

5:51

literally gave you a note and said your mailbox is too dirty? I

5:53

got fined for it. No. Absolutely

5:56

not. Yeah, I didn't get one just

5:59

for that. And

12:01

I'm sitting there and I'm like, because

12:03

I remember what you're allergic to, because if I go and get shit,

12:05

I'll be like, I can't have that. I'm

12:07

looking at Tyler yesterday. I'm

12:10

eating my fruit bowl, and I'm cutting out the fruit

12:12

bowl, and I'm cutting out watermelon. I

12:14

was like, yeah, Kristen can't have this. And I

12:16

stopped. And I looked

12:18

at Tyler, and I thought, and I was like, she

12:21

was smoking a whole

12:23

thing of watermelon on the boat. I'm

12:29

sitting there thinking, I'm like, didn't she tell me she's allergic

12:31

to melon? Yeah,

12:33

my tongue gets itchy, and I'll get cold source. So you

12:35

just don't care? No,

12:37

I'm just hoping I don't go to anaphylactic shock. So

12:40

you didn't have any reaction? You know you could grow

12:42

out of them, too? And that's

12:45

what I'm thinking with this pregnancy for some reason,

12:47

because remember when our first trimester, we went to

12:49

a? Avocado, you got itchy. I remember avocado, we

12:51

got itchy, because we had avocado. Where did we

12:53

go? Where was our trip?

12:56

My first trimester, we had Bahamas. And

12:59

I wanted nothing but avocado, like an avocado sandwich.

13:01

Toes sounded so good. So I finally gave in

13:03

one day at breakfast and got it. And

13:06

I didn't have a reaction, like how I know. My

13:08

throat didn't get itchy. I didn't break

13:10

out sores on my lips and stuff. And I was like, mm-hmm.

13:15

So I kept eating it, and I haven't had them since I've

13:17

been pregnant. But maybe I just want to blame everything on pregnancy.

13:19

But I guess maybe you can grow out of it or something.

13:23

But if I push out this baby and I can't eat an avocado?

13:26

I've been better with gluten, too, which is weird to

13:28

say, because there was like celiac disease, different, blah, blah.

13:31

When I eat gluten, I don't get sick automatically anymore.

13:33

It takes me like four days, and then I'll get

13:35

sick. Like I don't get, my

13:39

stomach doesn't hurt. I don't get bloated. I don't

13:41

get itchy. Like it's so weird.

13:43

Like all of a sudden, everything, like, I

13:45

mean, you can grow out of shit. So I don't know. But

13:48

I was diagnosed, so I don't know if it just. But

13:50

you don't also eat it every day. Here's the thing. When

13:53

you don't know you're allergic and you just eat it constantly,

13:55

gluten's such an easy thing to eat. That's

13:58

why you're sick. So when you've learned that you were gluten.

14:00

free you

14:03

just learn to cut out most of that out of

14:05

your fucking diet and then when you have it it

14:07

won't have such an effect because it's only once in

14:09

a blue moon but dude I

14:11

was having like I just ate that damn cheeseburger if you're fun

14:14

and then in two hours up I had to shit it's

14:16

fine it's a constant action so here's one so

14:20

I tend to like match people's energy on tik-tok or

14:22

something if they're gonna talk shit like I'm gonna make

14:24

fun of you back like I'm gonna bully you back

14:27

because bring back bullying 20 people don't

14:29

understand that if somebody's gonna say something to

14:31

us talking shit I'm do

14:33

not get mad at playing with them don't

14:36

when we see the same shit back to

14:38

you doesn't have me to be the bigger

14:40

person no cuz I'm not gonna walk away

14:43

so apparently some girl made a video about me on

14:45

tik-tok other willing because the

14:48

same people yelling at this

14:50

one person about popping her son's hand

14:53

or the same people laughing at Kristen's

14:55

repost about spanking her kid period I'll

14:57

spank my kid and

15:02

yours if they need it I'll

15:04

pop them once in a blue moon for sure because I don't

15:09

tantrums in the store because they

15:11

couldn't get a Kit Kat mm-hmm

15:13

pop them I used

15:16

to get popped in the mouth anyway so I respond back

15:18

apparently this girl is fucked up to you so I said

15:20

I'll give you my Invisalign for free that's

15:28

right come back I'm sorry but while looking at your

15:30

fucking comments are the best sometimes I'll literally go in

15:32

your comments just to read what you say back you

15:34

always text me like how do you come up with

15:36

you know it's like the funniest shit cuz I'd be

15:38

responding people and I'm like I look like I'm but

15:41

her but like realistically I'm not as funny as you

15:43

in the comments so I just said I'll give you

15:45

my Invisalign for free and

15:47

then Reddit said this

15:50

toad is such a goddamn bully

15:53

like sorry someone's calling out on the hypocrisy

15:56

no need to get defensive for this girls

15:59

so what I'm What I'm focusing on in this post

16:01

is this toad is such a goddamn bully. Fine,

16:04

I'll take toad. Can

16:07

you just rib it for me? Rib

16:09

it. Um. Do toads rib

16:11

it? Like, ahh. Oh no, those are the

16:13

talkers. Anyways, what I'm going to

16:15

bring out, because I'm a little concerned in this sentence, is

16:18

she is such a bully. I

16:24

think I have 50,000 people on

16:26

a page. Bullying.

16:29

Bullying me. So, I'll probably

16:31

say it again to this girl if she didn't make a

16:33

video, like, I

16:36

paid six grand for my invis line, but I'm willing to

16:38

give it to her for free. I was actually a help.

16:40

I was, I'll give you my

16:42

invis line for free. You're

16:44

welcome. That's what I say. You're going to be rude

16:46

and I'm still giving you nice and giddy free shit.

16:50

I chose to be the grown up there. For

16:52

free. I

16:55

can't believe you did that, Kristen. I'm going to

16:57

clap for you. But, I am a bully. That's

16:59

fine. But y'all, you're saying that

17:01

they're calling me out of my hypocris, Chris,

17:03

whatever. But

17:06

you're bullying me too. So let's,

17:09

let's chill it out. Alright, you're next.

17:12

Um. I wasn't a bad one. This one really

17:14

didn't have much to it. It just said dumb

17:16

piece of shit. And it was

17:18

a picture of my two dogs. Um.

17:21

My favorite thing is when they- They actually made

17:23

a great fucking baby, I gotta say. Um.

17:26

I didn't go so quick. It was actually an accident.

17:28

But we actually- not

17:30

to say the least, but I think Penny might be pregnant

17:32

again. Which doesn't make any sense

17:34

because- What? Yeah. Tucker's

17:37

fixed and Gus

17:39

isn't old enough to have any. I

17:41

think we're just- I think she's just gaining weight from the

17:43

pregnancy before. I'm looking at her

17:45

like- I'm like. She's

17:48

getting a little weight but I

17:50

guess the dogs are a dumb piece of

17:52

shit. Oh, here we go. Um.

17:54

I read the comments a little bit. I hate

17:57

Whitney. I know she shouldn't have- I

17:59

know I should. I know she shouldn't have hate

18:01

in my heart. Wait, hold on, what? I

18:04

can't even read this shit. I know she shouldn't have

18:06

hate in your heart, especially someone

18:09

you never met, but

18:11

I cannot stand this stupid bitch. I

18:13

would not be friendly if I ever saw her. Let's

18:15

just say that. And you know she has a picture of

18:17

me meeting us. She

18:20

definitely posted us. There's no point. Um,

18:24

I don't know if this is just proving that, like, I'm

18:27

a dumb piece of shit and I have dogs, I

18:30

think I'm doing great. Cause my dogs are

18:32

cute, so. Um, that one really

18:34

didn't give me much of an explanation to, oh,

18:37

animal hoarding. Okay, I'm gonna get

18:40

another one after this. Okay,

18:43

so I got called the pedophile. Talking

18:48

about my kid. What'd you say? Made

18:51

a snapchat and said, anyone else does

18:53

prego, does it ever feel like the baby's tickling your hoo-ha?

18:56

Cause it does, feels like his fingers are down there and they're going like

18:59

this. And they say, what the fuck? And

19:02

then the comments, honestly

19:06

can't believe she's having a boy. She gives me that weird

19:08

mom vibe. She's gonna be that mother-in-law that wants to

19:10

date her son. I

19:13

don't know if you hear those though. Someone said not the UTI kid. You

19:19

guys are funny. You

19:22

can be funny and bully us, but like it comes

19:24

to a point where you're just straight up and there's

19:26

like, like these fucking hookers. They're

19:29

literally reaching every single snapchat we take, we

19:31

make, they literally take something out of it.

19:33

Like, oh my gosh, her second toe is

19:35

bigger than her first. Oh my gosh, she's

19:37

a whale. Oh my gosh. She's gotta

19:39

be on a Zempic. Oh my gosh,

19:41

she's having a baby. I can't believe they're French. Like,

19:43

okay, no, it'd be funny. Come up with, there's some

19:45

stuff here I actually read. Yeah, me too. I'm like,

19:47

this is good. You're fucking funny. Like, please text me.

19:49

Like, I had got a gift. Like the Sankey and

19:52

shit, that's perfect. Who thought of that? Really?

19:55

Because who ever thought of it? Nice to be here. Oh

19:58

shit. Like this is when you, did they zoom

20:00

in, this picture of me? Will

20:02

they try to say it's me? They said the same thing to

20:04

me. That's funny, thank you.

20:07

But. My lips look like more

20:09

of an asshole than an actual asshole. But then

20:11

here's the comment, no, you're just a horny slut

20:13

that turns everything sexual. Like that's just not funny,

20:15

like that's just weird. But

20:18

I am horny. Okay. I

20:21

guess it doesn't make sense. Here's one,

20:23

the moment she realized she is the problem,

20:28

usually, most of

20:30

the time we troll on the internet, so that's

20:32

why you all still follow us. We

20:35

take things out of proportion just

20:38

for you guys to feed into it. I don't think

20:40

we've, I don't think we've understand social media yet. We

20:43

do things so that you guys will progressively

20:48

watch often. Correct,

20:50

would you say that? So

20:54

when you guys say they're the problem, whether

20:56

this, or that, in reality, we're sitting back watching everything

20:59

that we just went on live to talk about and

21:01

we're making fun of ourselves. And

21:05

we're also trolling everything else

21:07

that y'all are saying. So. You

21:10

have a thing called broke bitch or something like that.

21:14

No, we actually get paid for it. So

21:19

imagine the little clot you got in your little colt

21:21

you had 50,000, imagine times, I

21:23

got 1.3 mil on TikTok, 400,000 on Snapchat. Yeah,

21:27

but you know this is making us bigger. Right.

21:31

Talking shit about it, I was like, oh my God, they do

21:33

that, she really does that. I'm gonna go look, I'm gonna go

21:35

stop. I'm gonna go do this, I'm gonna share. Yeah,

21:37

like y'all are just making it better. And then tell us to get a

21:39

job, but like, you're paying us. Like,

21:44

ugh. Like we make the

21:48

subscribers in a month. Like, I don't know whatever

21:50

you wanna do, but. I

21:52

can't even read this, this isn't even English. The

21:57

entire group of people needs to grow up and have

21:59

moral values. check but

22:02

out of all of them it's

22:04

becoming more and more obvious that

22:06

horse head continues to be the one... God

22:11

I want a horse so bad I'm not

22:13

joking I want one so bad continues

22:16

to be the one that causes division between stank

22:18

and whoever comes in her life that is a

22:20

true fact honestly

22:22

me and Kristen

22:24

will plot when people come into our life

22:27

all right well we'll plot not plot like

22:30

we have this checklist if you're not

22:32

checking the checks we're not hanging out with you no

22:35

fence if you want to

22:37

come around hang out let's chill whatever we buy with

22:39

you we as you're like clicking but

22:41

like me and Kristen are

22:43

the same we just have different ways of

22:45

showing it yes one

22:48

has to be muted on certain occasions the

22:51

other has to be muted on the second occasion but

22:54

at the same we think the exact same yes

23:00

I think it's

23:02

your turn

23:05

now I

23:10

made a snapchat you can't take someone

23:13

said you can't take but until pregnant I said he wanted but

23:16

his girls comment said like

23:19

this is funny maybe crusty panties would

23:21

sleep if she actually got up across the

23:24

panties I don't know what the charge is

23:26

crazy well break dude I want to know

23:28

sometimes I think of like the names that

23:30

they come up with and I just have

23:32

like this image in my head and it

23:34

ain't you but it's just some

23:36

crusty panties that

23:39

I've seen oh please

23:42

no he's got stop this

23:45

one says I'm a very oh god is

23:49

this the comment yeah sure like this okay Benetra

23:51

was actually safe during pregnancy but see still

23:53

a cunt what

23:59

is that for you to sleep Benadryl. Yeah,

24:01

but it's not like you're gonna go and take it every single

24:03

night. Benadryl's actually safe to

24:05

use during pregnancy. I want to think.

24:07

I can't take anything outside. It's

24:09

melatonin or Benadryl. Yeah, but it's

24:11

not like you're going there and drinking it like

24:13

it's freaking coke. Actually, she'll

24:15

never take him to Benadryl just pregnancy. We

24:19

just talk out of our asses and people believe it. I

24:21

just don't understand. Me? This

24:24

person gave her whole life story about how she got

24:26

addicted to Benadryl. No. And

24:29

then you weren't supposed to take it. That sounds like a youth fucking

24:31

problem. I don't know how the fuck you got addicted to Benadryl. This

24:36

one's back to when I was actually out

24:38

of town for making music and y'all went

24:41

to the beach. Oh my

24:43

God. Apparently, I was the

24:45

problem, right? That's why nobody could all go into

24:47

the beach unless I was out of

24:49

town. That's not the case at all.

24:51

We literally were at the beach like the week before

24:53

with the same exact people. I

24:57

just wasn't there, but

24:59

I would have been. That would have been

25:01

a great time. Now, there is

25:03

about two people that I can't stand that's there, but

25:06

am I going to say anything? No. Am

25:09

I going to fight them? No. I

25:11

don't do that anymore. I'm

25:14

actually being the bigger person. Just keep reading.

25:16

I'm being the bigger person. I

25:19

believe if shit wasn't always involved in drama,

25:22

she wouldn't be in so much drama. What?

25:27

I can never read. Stank definitely needs new friends if she

25:29

wants this rep on her to dissolve a little bit. You

25:32

have a rep? What's

25:35

your rep? Maybe the main

25:37

reputation. Yeah, but what is it? I

25:42

thought it was crunchy panties. I don't... Mine's

25:44

big bitch. I'm not sure

25:46

of my reputation. Oh, fuck me. These

25:51

are insane. Girl,

25:55

you aren't even there and they'd never hang out like this

25:57

when you are. Okay, what have they hung out since then?

26:00

They haven't. Um, I was doing

26:02

a once in a lifetime thing. You always have to trial and

26:04

error. I'm going to move on to the next one. Your

26:07

turn. They

26:11

called me shitneh.

26:15

Like shitneh, like horse? Is that the...

26:19

Are you still reading? Actually,

26:21

I'm not going to lie to you today. Before

26:23

I got here, me and Tyler looked up narcissist. In

26:26

the words, I said yes to a few. I'm

26:28

not going to lie. I

26:31

think it's trauma. It might be. The one

26:34

I said yes to, let me revise this. The

26:37

one I said yes to has no empathy. We

26:40

don't give a fuck about you. Real

26:42

talk. I cry when puppies die.

26:44

I cry when people get married. I cry

26:47

when family members pass away. I

26:49

cry when Christine gets birth. I'm

26:51

not going to cry over

26:53

someone calling me big bitch. So

26:57

you're going to call me a narcissist because you want to

26:59

tell me that I'm too old to be in drama. I'm

27:02

too old to do this. I'm a

27:04

dog hoarder. I'm fat. I'm skinny. I'm

27:06

broke. I'm... But you still

27:08

want me... Do you want me to cry? Because I

27:10

won't. I can't. I just

27:12

can't do it. No, my Lexapro stops all my

27:15

tears. I don't even

27:17

have that. I don't have an excuse. Shitneh

27:19

popped up with my suggested on Snap. After

27:22

seeing someone post about her crying. What?

27:27

I thought I wasn't empathetic. No, I'm crying. We

27:31

all know that she stays obsessed with her exes. I've

27:35

only really dated like maybe three

27:37

people. The last few I don't

27:39

claim as exes because I don't.

27:43

They either cheat or they just

27:47

suck. But

27:49

I haven't actually talked about them in a minute. Should

27:52

we bring it up? Give

27:55

a little revision. One

27:57

of her exes beats her. The other one just cheats.

28:00

on her. That's

28:03

it. Yeah, that's all to say about them. Um if

28:05

if you guys have been in that situation and you're

28:07

listening to this or watching this, that's

28:10

traumatic. You're all stupid. There's like screenshots and like

28:12

zooming on my face. Yeah, they just say we're

28:14

ugly. That's why I said stupid. Like come on,

28:16

I'm so good. Um. They say I'm

28:18

fat while I'm pregnant. I

28:22

don't, guys, I

28:24

don't even claim that I have a fat ass. I

28:27

don't. I don't sit there and I'm like, I

28:29

have a fat ass so you guys can suck

28:31

it. Like I've never even said like, damn,

28:34

I've got a donk. I say it though.

28:36

But everyone's like screenshots of pictures that are

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like the worst pictures they zoom in like,

28:40

where's her ass? Dude,

28:44

honestly, I don't know. I think Tyler might have ate it. Oh

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wait, like actually. He might have actually dissolved it.

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Like, um,

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I don't care about who my exes are with. I

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don't care about who they talk about. I don't care

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about who they cheat with. I don't

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care. I don't care. Next. Mommy

29:03

made milky. Who says that? What is

29:06

she? Three? Like that is just stupid

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shit. Okay. Oh, there's me.

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Does it match? All

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right. I paid for these though. They're fake

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too. Okay. Says

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we all know gross puss reads

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these. Was actually my first time. So you're

29:26

correct on this. Probably checks

29:28

us up every 10 minutes. We

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know she's going to read this along with every other comment.

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So how about we all comment some nice words and motivation

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to her in the comments. I'll

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go first. Just know you're the world's

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worst mom. Year

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eaters isn't even safe anymore. You

29:45

think you're saving Jacob what he

29:47

did to he will do to you. What goes

29:49

around comes around. Also, she's way prettier than you'll

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ever be. Jacob

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thought she was too out of his

29:56

league. Okay. So let's

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see what. So let's see what's them.