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The seeing wit show? I'm watching
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that for sure. Oh, 100%! I'm
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sorry, I'm a female. I do not do work. I'm
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too rich for that. We don't like violence. Guys,
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I'm not gonna brag or anything like that, but
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like... Let's watch that. Everyone
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has? Fuck them. Very mean. Welcome
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back, bitches, to part two of
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Reddit Roaching Finds. We
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really, like Whitney, is
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going to explain. I am going to explain that. I
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totally forgot the fuck we were talking about. You guys
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are being boring with this Reddit stuff, so can you
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get me something a little bit more interesting? Okay,
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wait. I found one that says Crazy Lies.
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Let's start there. Okay.
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Is it like a caption and then I already comment? So
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Crazy Lies, big bitch. It's
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you. Okay, got it. Pretty crazy. She
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promised everyone, plus, that she was gonna do
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a house tour when she got settled in
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and moved in. And he used it to
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do that, even though her supporters bought everything
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for insight. I
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have yet to do a house tour, and I probably said in the beginning when I did it.
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People are crazy. We do a house tour. They know
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exactly where everything is. I said that you just took
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everything out of my mouth. Well, one,
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I didn't have cameras there yet, so I ain't gonna do
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something like that. And then someone shut through my house and
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tried to murk me. And then me not
1:16
have cameras in the house. I could
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do one now, and actually they
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didn't buy absolutely everything in my house.
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I bought the couch and
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the TVs. Everything else?
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Probably. But it's probably more for our safety, because
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if you know the layout of my house, you
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know exactly which rooms people are in and what
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goes on. I think we
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were a little bit smarter than you think. That's
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why I didn't do that. Give me another
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one. Thanks for your concern. Is that it? Can
1:45
we talk about how shouldn't he jump on gay cub in
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front of Kristen? Seems a little inappropriate for me. When?
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This might have been the first fucking day we met Jacob.
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I don't know. This is when we were... He was hiding
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in the blanket. Oh, that was. That was
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when they
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were. I'm not dating it. Okay, hold
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on. I'm banned for a second. This
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is what doesn't make sense to me. They posted a Snapchat.
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I said, update, so I haven't taken off yet when we
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were coming back from Michigan or going in, whatever we were
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doing. Rich as
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fuck. And then someone said, if you're
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so rich, why
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do they always
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get on flights with layovers and sit in
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economy? I'm most definitely not rich, but I
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also pay for nonstop flights. So do you
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have a nonstop from Big Bend? No.
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Normally here in a little
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Tampa, they don't do nonstop flights for a,
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when you fly into a smaller airport, like
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South Bend. What does that have to do
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with nonstop and breeching? With being rich or
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something. I'm not sure. Wait, aren't the layover
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ones more expensive? Why were... I
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wouldn't even know that. Just confused because you...
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They just don't have a direct flight to where I
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fly to in Michigan, but thanks for... Do
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you do your own laundry? Sometimes
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yeah. I don't.
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We do all of Grayson's laundry here, all of our towels
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and everything, but sometimes we just get so backed up because
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I have so much clothes that I can literally not do
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laundry for a year and still have the same amount of
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clothes. I could wear a different thing every second of every
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day and we still be good. I just, I'm really bad
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at just throwing a load in whenever
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my hamper's full because then I just throw it next to it.
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I got Bree. Bree loves doing laundry
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and cleaning the house. There's some people
3:26
out there that love organization, love laundry, love dishes, love cleaning. And
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then when we get so backed up, it's nothing for me to
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pull out a $30 from ATM and go get some
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quarters and put in seven fucking loads to wash and
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dry and then it'll be done in an
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hour. That's cheaper than my fucking bill to wash both the
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fucking boxers. Absolutely.
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These are just people making fun of
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how ugly they are. I
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just want them to just put their profile
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pictures in there. Me too. Like, come on.
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And I want to know, I want them to genuinely do something
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where they post and be like, if you have met Kristin and
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even though you hate those cunt ass bitches, post
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a picture you took with them. You know what
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my thing is? Just post a picture. Is
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when you go and they'll be making fun of
4:10
people's comments and it's ours and it says
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next to our name, like the comment and it
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says following. That's always the
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best. They all follow us. I
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really actually genuinely love
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PB and J's. Like seeing this
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across the world actually makes me wanna cry
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because I will. Wait, what was wrong with that? Oh.
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This was on a boat day when.
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Not her reeling him back in from
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the girls on the other boat to
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sober up. Was
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he talking to other girls? I don't know. I
4:44
think it was just Kierdon. You
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didn't like that he was overbising girls. If
4:49
he's gonna cheat, he's going to. Nothing ain't
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stopping him. He was out exploring
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for number three. Like someone posted the
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feet and then took a picture of my feet and said
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they're so fucking gross. How
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do you just make a post about that? What makes you think I'm
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gonna zoom in on her feet, screenshot and say. That's weird. Maybe
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they tried to post it. I've never even looked at someone's like,
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post for that long to even do that. They
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said. Send
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me that right now. Where did you
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guys find that? Oh wait, I think they,
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oh they photoshopped it. Damn it.
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I thought that was actually him. I was gonna post
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that on TikTok. I was like damn, he
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has some big nips. Holy fuck. Damn.
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I wish that was real. Dude, y'all be
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fucking photoshopping. I be moving shit. You
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just know this bitch posted this with her song
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to try and start a TikTok trend. I actually
5:43
just copied Alex. Nobody
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likes your music enough to use it big back. Dude,
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my back is pretty massive. Like I could
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probably body you. That's
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why everybody's like, oh she can't fight for
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nothing. Yeah, I'd. I'd
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give you a nice big back that big that
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is. They're
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not loading. Why doesn't it go past the
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start? I need therapy instead of hoarding dogs
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and making mediocre music. Okay, let me just
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give you something. We're straight. I'm
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a singer. I don't fucking write songs. I
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could, but I don't. I use other people. So
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when you guys say my music is shit, you're
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actually, you're actually
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destroying my songwriter's feelings. So
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if you could possibly stop, that'd be
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nice. I sing. I
6:28
sound pretty fucking damn good too. Because
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if not, there's also common state. I sound like Miley
6:34
Cyrus. So if that's the case, then I guess Miley
6:36
Cyrus sucks too. I
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really do like Disney Channel. I think you're
6:42
doing a great job. That might be my preference for my favorite thing to do,
6:44
is listen to Disney Channel music. I'm
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in the fucking shower singing. Send
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it on, on and
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on. Remember that song? Why
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wouldn't it be another?
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Be apart. Raise
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your heart. If one
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stuff starts a fire. Jonas
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Brothers. Fuck with it. I love
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it. I'm in the so
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rich part of our, what are we on?
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Reddit. So they took
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a screenshot of how much our
7:14
bag weighs at the airport. So
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rich. So rich. If they have so much money, why
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are they sharing a bag? They
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couldn't afford to check their own bag. This is
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what me and my husband do to save money,
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but don't brag about making as much. Okay.
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We shared a bag because we went to Michigan
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for three days. I
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shared a bag with Tyler, but that's because
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he won't have to. If you guys were concerned.
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What does that have to do with anything? You
7:41
got all your new Louis Vuitton bags in one
7:43
bag. Someone says I'm
7:45
only judging because the fact that she was eating
7:47
the many garden salsa chips that are served on
7:49
Delta are tiny bags and tiny chips. My husband,
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my husband brings them home for our kids weekly
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from his travels, but Delta charges
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$35 for a check bag. They're so rich, but
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couldn't afford a second check. No. So
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actually what you guys don't know is our bag
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was overweight by 10 pounds.
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So we ended up having to pay another $100. So
8:10
it was actually $135 is what we paid for our
8:12
bag to be able to get there. These
8:15
people are going ham. Constantly
8:17
using her dad's mask. If you were concerned, you were
8:20
because you made a post about it. Yeah, these people
8:22
are going in. I just wanted to
8:24
let you know. Damn, I can't be reading these.
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These people are fucked up. I
8:28
actually look back or I look at
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these comments and I actually think somebody
8:32
is sitting behind this phone on
8:35
a couch or whatever the fuck.
8:37
They probably came in for that. So they're sitting on
8:39
probably the fucking floor in a shack talking
8:42
about doesn't she complain
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about her dad addict
8:46
felon would have liked Tyler someone who
8:48
doesn't care. You're a whore and you're
8:50
cheating. What
8:52
does that have to do with my dead
8:54
dad? That doesn't make no fucking sense at
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all. Like what
8:59
in your brains like, yep, I'm going to text this
9:02
right now and I'm going to say, oh, M.G. He's
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a addict and I can't believe that you. He probably
9:06
would not even like Tyler and oh my God, you're
9:08
literally a fucking whore and you cheat on your boyfriend.
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Like I've
9:13
never my life actually sat back and like. You
9:17
know what I mean? But if I was a fan. No,
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I'm never. I'm a big fan. No.
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I'm a big fan of Senga Gomez. I am. Never
9:27
would I ever go on Reddit,
9:29
TikTok and comment. Yep. I
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love her so much. I just want to suck
9:33
on her titties. Like, no, like I've never even
9:35
commented like this. I can't say that I have
9:38
either. Anyway,
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so this is when TikTok
9:42
was going to get banned. It's
9:45
official that TikTok will be banned in six months a year. What
9:47
are they going to do? I know they
9:50
have their podcasts and shit has only fans and Snapchat
9:52
pays some. But let's be for real. Why
9:55
do people think that we make our living
9:57
off TikTok? I'm generally I'm genuinely confused because
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I make. Zero money. Zero
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money unless it's on live from TikTok. And
10:03
you know we don't even go live and battle people. We
10:07
make a living from other things. Not
10:10
just a living. Living
10:13
plus retirement. Plus
10:15
when we go to heaven. So
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I'm not sure why people think that we just make all
10:19
this money. I just want to
10:22
ask. Spencer and Heidi get paid well over $300,000 a month
10:24
just off their Snapchat. Thank
10:27
you. Who's not who Spencer and Heidi
10:30
is that. I don't know how
10:32
the fuck these people are but every day
10:34
someone told me to lay off the pills
10:36
and eat right. Oh they
10:39
met me. I'm the one on pills. What
10:42
what. They told me that I
10:45
can't use the word brekkie because I sound like a
10:47
fucking mental weirdo. I say brekkie.
10:49
You want to go get some brekkie. Yes.
10:53
This is disgusting. Listen.
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Kristen do you want to
10:57
go get some fucking breakfast. Or
11:00
some or some fucking brunch. No
11:02
she text me. No go get some brekkie. Go get brekkie.
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God we're just funny. You guys don't understand
11:07
the word funny at all. Y'all are just
11:09
miserable. Holy shit. TikTok will
11:11
only be banned if it doesn't get sold. Stanky
11:14
will have to eat her words and go back
11:16
to OnlyFans. Plus
11:20
TikTok basically. Guys I
11:24
really hope you don't think we've only set ourselves up for TikTok.
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Then we'd actually be screwed. There's actually people out there that
11:30
we don't. We do know that. So
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we do actually know people that would
11:36
love to. Like you know the people
11:38
that like stand up. This one says that I know that house stinks.
11:40
I'm actually sitting on the couch where she actually made the video.
11:43
It smells pretty fucking good. You ask me. We
11:47
did wipe it before you did comment.
11:49
Oh yes but you don't
11:51
have to tell them that. That's
11:54
fine. Dogs. This twat waffle.
11:58
Did they call Tyler that? I
12:00
don't know. This
12:04
twat waffle. It
12:06
got to be more specific. Who's twat waffle? Oh, here we go.
12:14
What does the caption say? Oh, it's long. Yeah, I can't. I
12:16
stopped reading because I was going to keep going. I was going
12:19
to get bored. Grow home, read the books.
12:24
Four weeks left and already planning on drinking. You
12:27
got me so bad if you think for one second,
12:29
I don't know, one fucking single pregnant person that literally
12:31
says, I can't wait to take a fucking shot when
12:34
this baby comes out. The second I got a positive
12:36
pricy test, I
12:38
smell a bottle of Tito's. That's
12:40
how bad I missed it. Okay,
12:44
here we go. There it is. I knew that was coming.
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Fake celiac queen. I
12:50
was actually diagnosed, that was actually the only sandwich she
12:52
ate with bread. The rest she actually threw up everywhere
12:54
after. There was actually a whole tray of just bread
12:56
and then all the meat was gone out of the
12:59
sandwiches. Guys, if it's either starving myself
13:01
or eating bread, I'm fucking eating bread. And
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you know damn well, if you go to any place, most
13:06
of the time they don't really have gluten free. I try
13:08
as hard as possible. When you're on the boat in the middle of the desert
13:11
and you have only bread, you're eating fucking bread.
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I'm going to fucking eat it. I'm going to eat the ham and cheese out
13:16
of it too. I don't care. I'm
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a fat bitch like you guys say. I'm going to
13:20
eat. I don't give a shit what it is.
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It's coming out either way. It'll come out my mouth, come out
13:24
my ass. I don't care. The people
13:26
that have this, that post in this, if you're
13:28
broke just say that, like things like this, Pandora
13:30
necklace. When it's snap and gakob
13:32
popped up and I seen that... You
13:36
guys always talk about my grammar, but I just know
13:38
that this is not grammatically correct either. I
13:40
seen the necklace he got her, the engraveable
13:42
Pandora necklace. He can't spend more than $60
13:44
on her, that's embarrassing. When
13:47
people break down prices and take... Because
13:51
when I actually got my promise ring, I think you guys actually
13:53
googled and found where I got the promise ring and posted it
13:55
and made a big deal. None
13:58
of y'all are mad because your boy... friend if
14:00
you have one if that's it
14:05
didn't even come home with flowers cuz mine comes home with
14:07
flowers nevermind died actually I'm new flowers in
14:09
my problem this whole time you're says to actually I've
14:11
gotten some of you pretty upset about it
14:13
go on with it because Jacob actually didn't
14:15
give me something like straight but well fucking
14:17
we'll tell me we get back but when
14:20
you guys constantly say for money like
14:22
okay be for all you guys can't you guys always say
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they're so rich like you
14:27
know you you know we
14:29
make money you guys know
14:31
the social media world so you guys are like why
14:33
are they buying bathing suits off sheen someone asked me
14:35
to fucking the other day why did you buy all
14:37
your outfits off sheen for the boat because they're cute
14:39
as fuck because sheen and then she just bought like
14:41
a $200,000 boat like like yeah
14:43
come on like I spend my money like $10
14:45
on bathing suits and then like a
14:48
really nice fucking boat like that's kind of just
14:50
how it works um true
14:52
shit true fucking shit and if anyone thinks I'm
14:54
gonna go buy a Gucci shirt you have
14:57
to wear what for a day and then the
15:00
thing about me and Kristen you don't know about what you're
15:02
gonna find out now we buy
15:04
things trips listen we
15:06
buy clothes we wear it
15:08
once and if it's seen in a picture
15:10
or a video we
15:12
would not fucking wear it again unless it's
15:15
comfy or if it's a t-shirt or
15:18
yeah someone got it for us and it was or we
15:20
go out and buy clothes then
15:23
we go to clean our closet and still find the
15:25
same fucking clothes in that bag with all the tags
15:27
on there and forget that we bought it and we
15:29
thought we lost it so we went and bought more
15:31
of the same shit thanks to Windsor they sell the
15:33
same thing all the time so
15:39
yeah for those of you that asking why we buy from
15:41
sheen they're cute as fuck if you go on Gucci you're
15:43
literally gonna see Gucci Louis Louis Louis Louis Gucci Gucci Louis
15:45
Louis I don't want to fucking show those Louis Gucci lives
15:47
I was fuck yeah so we really don't want to go
15:49
in there now do we have like one or two Gucci
15:52
and Louis items yes but me
15:54
and Kristen are the same way why have one of
15:57
something when you can have ten of
16:01
the same thing. Yeah, I don't,
16:04
well now I'm not saying we're definitely smart with our money
16:06
because I- No, we have 50 pairs of Jordans. But
16:08
do we also wear 50 pairs of
16:10
Navy fuckin', what
16:13
do they call them? Old Navy fuckin'
16:15
footfalls. I do. I
16:18
have, I- I wear slugs of sheep every
16:20
day. I have never purchased a real, just
16:23
for example, I have never purchased a real
16:25
pair of Birkenstock slides. I didn't even
16:27
know they were real and fake. I have
16:29
always gotten them from like the stores that make- Never
16:31
have gotten them. I've never owned a pair of real
16:33
Uggs. Neither. Because I went to
16:35
my local store that had like Walmart had
16:38
the off-brand ones you paid $20 for. Yeah. Yeah,
16:40
the fuck I'm getting those. But when you
16:42
asked me to go to the Bahamas in three days
16:44
and we haven't had anything booked, I'm
16:47
sure I'm spending 15 grand on those flights, tickets
16:49
and everything. We'll do that. So
16:52
that to answer your questions about the Sheen, all
16:55
my bathing suit are Sheen bathing suits. Who
16:57
to? My outfits, all my dresses I
16:59
wear. Sheen, I'm pretty sure I got some fucking Amazon.
17:01
All the crew stuff y'all saw us in last year
17:03
and then heard this year? Sheen. Sheen
17:05
and Windsor and what was it? Fashion Nova. So
17:07
you bitches that hate, but really are looking
17:09
for cute shit and cheap. There
17:12
you go. You're fucking welcome. Yeah, you are fucking
17:14
welcome. But you can't take my Louis bag. I
17:16
did pay six grand for, because
17:18
I do have nice stuff. But I've never even worn
17:21
it before. I don't wear
17:23
my- I could go for it. I don't wear my expensive
17:25
shit because I'm like, oh, if I go and ruin it,
17:27
it ain't shit. When I went out
17:29
a lot, I was in my little party phase. I
17:32
had a lot. I
17:34
went through a shoe phase for
17:36
some fucking reason. I'm in there right
17:38
now. Jordans and everything that were so cute. I'm in
17:40
there right now. I have like- You don't
17:42
wear them anymore. No, because why would I wear Jordans in
17:45
Florida? Oh, you do. No, you do. You do, you do,
17:47
you do. When you go to like basketball games and shit,
17:49
you do. Yeah. I wear Jordans out to like dinner and
17:51
stuff and I like cargo pants. Yeah, well, so I guess
17:53
I do too. Yeah. I have
17:55
a stupid amount of shoes. All
17:58
right. It's not loaded. past this big
18:01
B and puppy mills. I
18:04
got in this topic the last time. Big
18:06
B screenshots of 524 shelter dogs with good with
18:09
other dogs. 373 shelter dogs available for adoption good
18:17
with other dogs and kids. Keep lying
18:19
shit being a dog flipper. Now
18:22
if you want to come send me a fucking dog have
18:24
at it. If you want to
18:29
pay for shipping and handling send
18:31
it to my address because I will fucking
18:33
take all the dogs and
18:36
I'll rehome them. That's
18:39
what I do. I have been rehoming. Now
18:42
do I want a fuck if I don't have a
18:44
fucking dog I have nowhere to put the dog. All
18:46
right. I have to keep
18:48
an 85 pound dog in
18:50
with my 10 other dogs that I have. Do
18:54
I would rather find
18:56
a home for it from
18:58
wherever it's at in the shelter and have somebody go get
19:00
it. Yes. Rather than have the dog
19:03
at my house for three days fall in love with it keep
19:05
it and then have another fucking 13 dogs. So
19:07
I'm confused on what you guys want me to fucking do.
19:09
I really don't. I post the shelter. You can't please everybody.
19:12
Yeah I keep the amount of dogs that
19:14
you wish you had. Do
19:18
I wish to go. This is the thing I say. You
19:22
folks watching that are irresponsible
19:25
are the ones that put the dogs in the fucking shelter in
19:27
the first place. I
19:30
would love to willingly go take care of your responsibility and
19:32
take them out of the shelters for you. I would love
19:34
to. I would take every single one of them. I have
19:36
a fucking farm if I had 400 acres but I don't.
19:39
I live on an acre with 10
19:42
fucking dogs. I
19:44
don't have the capacity for 15 500
19:47
pound dogs. I don't.
19:51
I would love to. I would try my best to
19:53
go get 400 acres just so I can get the
19:56
dogs. But you all irresponsible fucking
19:58
people leaving the dogs in the shelters and getting a
20:00
part dogs and apartments and then having to leave and
20:02
leaving the fucking dogs and shelter I
20:04
cannot do anything about that so
20:07
before you start blabbing your mouth about dogs and I've
20:09
already fucking saved damn 12 of them you get you
20:11
go get one yourself how would them did
20:14
you fucking rip ass no I didn't I'm by smelling
20:16
that too I would he poop
20:19
I wonder maybe Finley oh it's nine o'clock
20:21
I should probably tell him to let the dogs out did
20:23
he maybe a poop didn't went through the event I mean
20:25
for call Jacob bro did something put did a pipe burst or
20:27
something dude it's gotta be in that air vent baby do one
20:29
of the dogs poop up there because
20:34
we smell oh my god come sit right
20:36
here Dylan like I'm not kidding we smell
20:39
shit oh my god diarrhea
20:41
diarrhea yes okay
20:44
come on I'm sorry we had
20:49
to apparently shat everywhere upstairs
20:52
so when I take a shit
20:54
can it does it travel down here probably
20:56
you should try it that's awful that's
20:59
awful here's another one we
21:01
got God if Whitney's exes
21:03
ever came back to her do you think
21:05
she would drop do
21:08
you think she would drop Tyler first
21:11
of all I've left every
21:13
person that I have been with
21:15
I have left okay one
21:17
cheated so I stop talking to him why the fuck would
21:20
I be with a cheater okay another
21:22
one went to jail okay I'm
21:25
good on that gave me the shut throat I'm also good on that
21:27
thank you another one lives across
21:29
the fucking country and never even
21:31
got the strip through saw the child
21:34
no I'm not doing that I'm sorry another
21:37
one beat the fuck out of me who
21:41
first of all has ever treated me better than
21:43
Tyler let's give a friend of applause on no
21:46
one so he puts up
21:48
with me okay I'm a lot thank you he's
21:52
a fucking great boyfriend no I would never leave him and if
21:54
that were the case you know I wanted to leave him I
21:56
would leave him but why the fuck
21:58
anything he would leave me Like the hell
22:01
to another note. I've
22:03
never cheated on Tyler. So those
22:06
rumors can fucking Stop because
22:08
where's the proof because I would love to see that
22:10
cuz if that was a thing I'd probably be out
22:12
eight months ago because
22:15
I Don't fucking
22:17
cheat. Why would I do that? That's stupid as fuck.
22:19
I've been cheating on I don't do that. So They're
22:22
complaining about me posting a video of
22:24
I like that I thought was my
22:26
favorite video and of him moving in
22:28
my stomach. I said that's ever disgusting.
22:31
I love him I want to see him kick.
22:33
I literally texted her and I said, how's that grow?
22:35
I want one Don't know I can feel their mom
22:38
So when I I swiped up and I literally said
22:40
I want to feel this Like I
22:42
will come over and cuddle with you so I can feel
22:44
him kick like that is all the time. So cute Fuck
22:47
off. God that still smells so bad. So
22:49
bad It's funny
22:51
traveling down here in the back. Yes, my
22:53
dogs are puppies. This one says your dog
22:55
shitting piss in their crates. Yes There's
22:59
two it's dumb and dumber that sleeping their
23:01
crates. They're both Literally
23:03
what I don't 17 18 weeks had
23:06
dogs because Winston is still seven months
23:08
old and so she's training training I
23:10
don't know how to train them besides
23:12
go outside and when they poop
23:14
in their not everybody sleeps with their dogs Like
23:16
there's literally maybe half the people that watch this
23:19
sleep with their dogs I'm
23:21
not fucking sleeping in a huge ass
23:23
room. That's literally fucking at least 300
23:26
square feet With
23:29
two fucking brand-new 17 week old
23:31
puppies. Are you kidding? I don't even
23:33
sleep with my dogs now I have to that was
23:35
they would shit and eat everything like no, I'm
23:37
not doing that They can wait until they're old
23:39
enough to at least seven months to fucking sleep
23:42
with me Yes, they
23:44
shit and piss in their crate. There's nothing wrong. My
23:46
dogs They shit 50 times because their bladder is this
23:48
big Mine going the crate that
23:51
night cuz I can't sleep with them in my bed because one
23:53
I can't fucking move because my dogs are Huge too. They will
23:55
get a dog if they have a small bladder. It just doesn't
23:57
they will get up in the middle of night and find a
23:59
fucking piece of paper and tear it to shreds 400 times. Now,
24:03
I don't know where that fucking piece of paper came from, but they found
24:05
it. Dude, it's getting worse.
24:08
Holy shawlful. It's like burning my throat,
24:10
actually. OK, here's one. Got
24:12
one? Someone said, every
24:15
woman makes an OF and gets a little falling, and
24:17
then they think they can sing. Stick
24:20
to selling your pics to an 80-year-old. Y'all
24:23
can't sing without autotune. OK, well, one, if you
24:25
actually watched me and had a profile picture, you
24:27
would know you're a fan. You
24:30
definitely have heard me sing, because I can actually sing.
24:32
Wait, first sentence. I can't say
24:34
that I know another porn star that sings. I
24:37
don't either, actually. So that right
24:39
there is false. Yeah, OK. But the thing is,
24:41
it's like, back to the
24:43
comment, just because you
24:45
come at us and then shit on us exactly
24:48
what we're talking about, and then you get mad
24:50
and complain when we do the same fucking shit.
24:53
Make it make fucking sense. I,
24:55
for me, think it's funny, because you guys comment
24:57
about all my fans or whatever, but I
25:01
can do whatever the fuck I want. I think y'all
25:03
are forgetting that you're more worried about other people's lives
25:05
than your own. I just get
25:07
confused when everybody gets so mad when we
25:09
defend ourselves. Like, please to God, just if
25:12
you're going to come at us, don't cry when we come at
25:14
you. I just wish they had profile.
25:18
I know. Let me just fucking see you for a second. Let
25:20
me see how you live for you to
25:22
be talking about how shitty my voice is and how I'm broke. Like,
25:26
God, you guys have anything better to do? Half
25:28
of them live off of what we paid in taxes. I
25:33
know. Because it goes to the government. You guys live
25:35
off of our money. You're so right. You're
25:40
welcome. And the people that are nice, we
25:44
love you. And we appreciate everything that you do. So if
25:46
you're not part of the $50,000, I guess. Why
25:49
is it the same shit over and over
25:51
again? Shit needs dogs. Shit needs celiac. Kristen
25:53
Stink. Kristen's a tote. Crusty shit. Crusty underwear.
25:56
Ugly, fat. You guys are wondering my update
25:58
on my crust put. us down there.
26:01
Update, I've actually only had to use
26:03
I'm honest at when I was with
26:05
this one singular person and
26:09
got UTI so I mean it's kind of basic knowledge
26:11
if you fuck somebody you don't know they're fucking somebody
26:13
else and nothing in them then nothing you you
26:16
can't say that it's too safe right? I've
26:19
been good since meds harming
26:21
the baby this was such a big ordeal Whitney when I talked
26:23
about me taking my myetoprolol
26:26
and Lexapro while pregnant. Guys
26:29
I actually have an OB believe it or
26:31
not and I have
26:33
been cleared and I mean you would think by now
26:35
36 weeks pregnant that they would have
26:37
told me if I couldn't have taken it I would I wouldn't
26:40
they know all my medication so
26:43
just mind your own business. Here's
26:45
another one on me I've
26:49
never been with an underage person I
26:51
don't know about the video that we
26:54
did never have I ever a long
26:56
time ago we were roasting
26:58
each other making it was never an issue until
27:00
recently because that post that video was posted like
27:02
two but I've never slept with a minor that
27:04
shit I the
27:07
boyfriend that I last had we've been talking and he
27:09
was 15 and I was 16
27:12
and then the last time that we talked
27:16
we were still dating but that was the only
27:18
person that I've been with in high school like
27:20
we were me and Kristen were just fucking around
27:22
like joking like I've had my
27:24
high school boyfriend but I've
27:26
never been with anybody underage like ever
27:29
like that's fucking no I
27:31
know people that have but
27:33
I am NOT one of those people and
27:36
no like
27:40
it's not it was at the time it was
27:42
a joke but now it's not a joke okay
27:44
because there's people out here that have been you
27:47
know essay and all that stuff
27:49
and we don't like to joke about
27:51
that so I apologize for joking about
27:53
that but as
27:56
of the truth I have never been with anybody
27:58
underage I've never slept with anybody underage each
30:00
other as much as they showed on the
30:02
internet. Y'all think that they did, but it
30:04
was not as near as how she feels
30:06
about Jacob and how I feel about Tyler. It's
30:09
just old. It's
30:11
funny, it's cool, it's funny. I
30:14
don't care because I'd fuck her
30:16
too. We're
30:19
both with different people. She's having a child
30:21
with somebody. You would think
30:23
it'd stop
30:25
talking about it by now. I'm fucking in there.
30:28
I'm probably gonna have a kid with Tyler and get married to Tyler. She's
30:30
having a kid with Jacob and getting married to Jacob. Why
30:33
are we still talking about exes? Because if that were the
30:35
case, why aren't we still talking about how she's with, she
30:37
was with Rocky and Connor and I was a fucking Tate
30:39
and Romeo. Like, no, no one fucking talks about that shit
30:41
anymore because it's just not something
30:44
you talk about. Like who gives a fuck? They talk
30:46
about it. Nobody knows like who
30:49
y'all fuck and who your husbands have fucked and
30:51
you, your husbands, they're all swingers. They're
30:53
all swingers. Yeah, for sure. Have definitely fucked
30:55
one of your bridesmaids like, okay,
30:57
their husband definitely cheated on them. That's lit. But
31:00
guess who they're with now? Better
31:02
than you. Either one of us. So
31:04
it doesn't fucking matter who they've been with in the past.
31:07
Like realistically, I've
31:09
accepted it. It's fucking sick. So
31:12
just keep an eye on your men and we'll keep an
31:14
eye on ours. Um, but the extra eyes
31:16
we do appreciate at all times. Yeah. Yeah. If you're
31:19
going to keep watching and making a bullshit, we'll probably
31:21
go over this next time. So can you come up
31:23
with something better? Yeah. Okay. We're going to do like
31:25
a part like, like, if you're watching this, do everybody
31:27
go to Reddit and make questions about
31:29
what you have about me and Kristen that you
31:31
want us to answer. Like, why are you such
31:33
a cunt? Why have you hunted
31:35
your crusty crowd? Why
31:38
are you such a titty
31:40
sucking baby? Why have you cheated and there has been
31:42
no proof? Why
31:45
does Jacob just live here with free without
31:47
paying for anything? Why does Tyler
31:49
not go home to see his friends? Why?
31:55
Why did I trap Jacob? Why
31:58
am I begging Tyler for a ring? Why
32:03
did I already scheduled the sexing point for 2030? Oh,
32:08
shit. Why don't you never travel to go
32:10
see Tyler's fucking parents? Why
32:15
am I so ugly? Why
32:17
do you still like to see his still eat bread? Why
32:20
do you take medication that kill your kid? But
32:24
it's 36 weeks along and he's perfectly healthy. And why
32:26
are you still broke? That's
32:30
what I was. God, we're so fucking good at this. No,
32:32
no, we're not. Say here and laugh at this. Those are
32:34
questions we want, not just the post, because then you guys
32:36
got to ask us because you don't know. Well, we're here
32:38
to help you. Yeah, we're here. We're
32:40
actually giving you guys ideas. You're welcome. Why? Why
32:45
can't you afford fucking better clothes? Why
32:47
do you wear the same fucking thing every single day? Why
32:50
do your dog shit piss? Why are you still fat? Why
32:55
do you look like you fucking look pregnant? Why
32:58
is Kristen not not pregnant with two kids?
33:01
Why is Whitney not pregnant either? Why
33:03
is Whitney copying Kristen? Why do
33:05
I want Tyler back so bad? Why are we using
33:08
each other for clout? Those
33:10
are questions we want next time. So part three and
33:12
four. Stay tuned whenever
33:14
this comes out. You
33:16
guys, just for you, have great vagina.
33:19
I love you. I love you. Bye.
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