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Trolling The Roaches Part 2

Released Thursday, 27th June 2024
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0:00

The seeing wit show? I'm watching

0:02

that for sure. Oh, 100%! I'm

0:04

sorry, I'm a female. I do not do work. I'm

0:07

too rich for that. We don't like violence. Guys,

0:10

I'm not gonna brag or anything like that, but

0:12

like... Let's watch that. Everyone

0:15

has? Fuck them. Very mean. Welcome

0:18

back, bitches, to part two of

0:21

Reddit Roaching Finds. We

0:23

really, like Whitney, is

0:25

going to explain. I am going to explain that. I

0:27

totally forgot the fuck we were talking about. You guys

0:29

are being boring with this Reddit stuff, so can you

0:31

get me something a little bit more interesting? Okay,

0:36

wait. I found one that says Crazy Lies.

0:38

Let's start there. Okay.

0:41

Is it like a caption and then I already comment? So

0:44

Crazy Lies, big bitch. It's

0:47

you. Okay, got it. Pretty crazy. She

0:49

promised everyone, plus, that she was gonna do

0:51

a house tour when she got settled in

0:53

and moved in. And he used it to

0:55

do that, even though her supporters bought everything

0:58

for insight. I

1:00

have yet to do a house tour, and I probably said in the beginning when I did it.

1:03

People are crazy. We do a house tour. They know

1:05

exactly where everything is. I said that you just took

1:07

everything out of my mouth. Well, one,

1:09

I didn't have cameras there yet, so I ain't gonna do

1:11

something like that. And then someone shut through my house and

1:13

tried to murk me. And then me not

1:16

have cameras in the house. I could

1:18

do one now, and actually they

1:20

didn't buy absolutely everything in my house.

1:24

I bought the couch and

1:26

the TVs. Everything else?

1:29

Probably. But it's probably more for our safety, because

1:31

if you know the layout of my house, you

1:33

know exactly which rooms people are in and what

1:36

goes on. I think we

1:38

were a little bit smarter than you think. That's

1:40

why I didn't do that. Give me another

1:42

one. Thanks for your concern. Is that it? Can

1:45

we talk about how shouldn't he jump on gay cub in

1:47

front of Kristen? Seems a little inappropriate for me. When?

1:51

This might have been the first fucking day we met Jacob.

1:53

I don't know. This is when we were... He was hiding

1:55

in the blanket. Oh, that was. That was

1:57

when they

1:59

were. I'm not dating it. Okay, hold

2:01

on. I'm banned for a second. This

2:04

is what doesn't make sense to me. They posted a Snapchat.

2:06

I said, update, so I haven't taken off yet when we

2:09

were coming back from Michigan or going in, whatever we were

2:11

doing. Rich as

2:13

fuck. And then someone said, if you're

2:15

so rich, why

2:17

do they always

2:20

get on flights with layovers and sit in

2:22

economy? I'm most definitely not rich, but I

2:24

also pay for nonstop flights. So do you

2:26

have a nonstop from Big Bend? No.

2:29

Normally here in a little

2:31

Tampa, they don't do nonstop flights for a,

2:34

when you fly into a smaller airport, like

2:36

South Bend. What does that have to do

2:38

with nonstop and breeching? With being rich or

2:40

something. I'm not sure. Wait, aren't the layover

2:42

ones more expensive? Why were... I

2:45

wouldn't even know that. Just confused because you...

2:50

They just don't have a direct flight to where I

2:52

fly to in Michigan, but thanks for... Do

2:56

you do your own laundry? Sometimes

3:02

yeah. I don't.

3:04

We do all of Grayson's laundry here, all of our towels

3:06

and everything, but sometimes we just get so backed up because

3:09

I have so much clothes that I can literally not do

3:11

laundry for a year and still have the same amount of

3:13

clothes. I could wear a different thing every second of every

3:15

day and we still be good. I just, I'm really bad

3:17

at just throwing a load in whenever

3:20

my hamper's full because then I just throw it next to it.

3:22

I got Bree. Bree loves doing laundry

3:24

and cleaning the house. There's some people

3:26

out there that love organization, love laundry, love dishes, love cleaning. And

3:28

then when we get so backed up, it's nothing for me to

3:30

pull out a $30 from ATM and go get some

3:34

quarters and put in seven fucking loads to wash and

3:36

dry and then it'll be done in an

3:38

hour. That's cheaper than my fucking bill to wash both the

3:40

fucking boxers. Absolutely.

3:43

These are just people making fun of

3:45

how ugly they are. I

3:48

just want them to just put their profile

3:50

pictures in there. Me too. Like, come on.

3:55

And I want to know, I want them to genuinely do something

3:57

where they post and be like, if you have met Kristin and

4:00

even though you hate those cunt ass bitches, post

4:03

a picture you took with them. You know what

4:06

my thing is? Just post a picture. Is

4:08

when you go and they'll be making fun of

4:10

people's comments and it's ours and it says

4:12

next to our name, like the comment and it

4:14

says following. That's always the

4:16

best. They all follow us. I

4:19

really actually genuinely love

4:22

PB and J's. Like seeing this

4:24

across the world actually makes me wanna cry

4:27

because I will. Wait, what was wrong with that? Oh.

4:32

This was on a boat day when.

4:34

Not her reeling him back in from

4:36

the girls on the other boat to

4:38

sober up. Was

4:41

he talking to other girls? I don't know. I

4:44

think it was just Kierdon. You

4:47

didn't like that he was overbising girls. If

4:49

he's gonna cheat, he's going to. Nothing ain't

4:51

stopping him. He was out exploring

4:54

for number three. Like someone posted the

4:56

feet and then took a picture of my feet and said

4:58

they're so fucking gross. How

5:00

do you just make a post about that? What makes you think I'm

5:02

gonna zoom in on her feet, screenshot and say. That's weird. Maybe

5:05

they tried to post it. I've never even looked at someone's like,

5:08

post for that long to even do that. They

5:11

said. Send

5:18

me that right now. Where did you

5:20

guys find that? Oh wait, I think they,

5:22

oh they photoshopped it. Damn it.

5:24

I thought that was actually him. I was gonna post

5:26

that on TikTok. I was like damn, he

5:28

has some big nips. Holy fuck. Damn.

5:32

I wish that was real. Dude, y'all be

5:34

fucking photoshopping. I be moving shit. You

5:39

just know this bitch posted this with her song

5:41

to try and start a TikTok trend. I actually

5:43

just copied Alex. Nobody

5:45

likes your music enough to use it big back. Dude,

5:48

my back is pretty massive. Like I could

5:51

probably body you. That's

5:53

why everybody's like, oh she can't fight for

5:55

nothing. Yeah, I'd. I'd

5:57

give you a nice big back that big that

5:59

is. They're

6:02

not loading. Why doesn't it go past the

6:04

start? I need therapy instead of hoarding dogs

6:07

and making mediocre music. Okay, let me just

6:09

give you something. We're straight. I'm

6:11

a singer. I don't fucking write songs. I

6:14

could, but I don't. I use other people. So

6:16

when you guys say my music is shit, you're

6:19

actually, you're actually

6:21

destroying my songwriter's feelings. So

6:24

if you could possibly stop, that'd be

6:26

nice. I sing. I

6:28

sound pretty fucking damn good too. Because

6:32

if not, there's also common state. I sound like Miley

6:34

Cyrus. So if that's the case, then I guess Miley

6:36

Cyrus sucks too. I

6:40

really do like Disney Channel. I think you're

6:42

doing a great job. That might be my preference for my favorite thing to do,

6:44

is listen to Disney Channel music. I'm

6:47

in the fucking shower singing. Send

6:49

it on, on and

6:51

on. Remember that song? Why

6:53

wouldn't it be another?

6:56

Be apart. Raise

6:58

your heart. If one

7:00

stuff starts a fire. Jonas

7:03

Brothers. Fuck with it. I love

7:05

it. I'm in the so

7:07

rich part of our, what are we on?

7:09

Reddit. So they took

7:11

a screenshot of how much our

7:14

bag weighs at the airport. So

7:16

rich. So rich. If they have so much money, why

7:18

are they sharing a bag? They

7:20

couldn't afford to check their own bag. This is

7:22

what me and my husband do to save money,

7:24

but don't brag about making as much. Okay.

7:28

We shared a bag because we went to Michigan

7:30

for three days. I

7:33

shared a bag with Tyler, but that's because

7:35

he won't have to. If you guys were concerned.

7:38

What does that have to do with anything? You

7:41

got all your new Louis Vuitton bags in one

7:43

bag. Someone says I'm

7:45

only judging because the fact that she was eating

7:47

the many garden salsa chips that are served on

7:49

Delta are tiny bags and tiny chips. My husband,

7:51

my husband brings them home for our kids weekly

7:54

from his travels, but Delta charges

7:56

$35 for a check bag. They're so rich, but

7:58

couldn't afford a second check. No. So

8:01

actually what you guys don't know is our bag

8:03

was overweight by 10 pounds.

8:06

So we ended up having to pay another $100. So

8:10

it was actually $135 is what we paid for our

8:12

bag to be able to get there. These

8:15

people are going ham. Constantly

8:17

using her dad's mask. If you were concerned, you were

8:20

because you made a post about it. Yeah, these people

8:22

are going in. I just wanted to

8:24

let you know. Damn, I can't be reading these.

8:26

These people are fucked up. I

8:28

actually look back or I look at

8:30

these comments and I actually think somebody

8:32

is sitting behind this phone on

8:35

a couch or whatever the fuck.

8:37

They probably came in for that. So they're sitting on

8:39

probably the fucking floor in a shack talking

8:42

about doesn't she complain

8:44

about her dad addict

8:46

felon would have liked Tyler someone who

8:48

doesn't care. You're a whore and you're

8:50

cheating. What

8:52

does that have to do with my dead

8:54

dad? That doesn't make no fucking sense at

8:56

all. Like what

8:59

in your brains like, yep, I'm going to text this

9:02

right now and I'm going to say, oh, M.G. He's

9:04

a addict and I can't believe that you. He probably

9:06

would not even like Tyler and oh my God, you're

9:08

literally a fucking whore and you cheat on your boyfriend.

9:11

Like I've

9:13

never my life actually sat back and like. You

9:17

know what I mean? But if I was a fan. No,

9:21

I'm never. I'm a big fan. No.

9:24

I'm a big fan of Senga Gomez. I am. Never

9:27

would I ever go on Reddit,

9:29

TikTok and comment. Yep. I

9:31

love her so much. I just want to suck

9:33

on her titties. Like, no, like I've never even

9:35

commented like this. I can't say that I have

9:38

either. Anyway,

9:40

so this is when TikTok

9:42

was going to get banned. It's

9:45

official that TikTok will be banned in six months a year. What

9:47

are they going to do? I know they

9:50

have their podcasts and shit has only fans and Snapchat

9:52

pays some. But let's be for real. Why

9:55

do people think that we make our living

9:57

off TikTok? I'm generally I'm genuinely confused because

9:59

I make. Zero money. Zero

10:01

money unless it's on live from TikTok. And

10:03

you know we don't even go live and battle people. We

10:07

make a living from other things. Not

10:10

just a living. Living

10:13

plus retirement. Plus

10:15

when we go to heaven. So

10:17

I'm not sure why people think that we just make all

10:19

this money. I just want to

10:22

ask. Spencer and Heidi get paid well over $300,000 a month

10:24

just off their Snapchat. Thank

10:27

you. Who's not who Spencer and Heidi

10:30

is that. I don't know how

10:32

the fuck these people are but every day

10:34

someone told me to lay off the pills

10:36

and eat right. Oh they

10:39

met me. I'm the one on pills. What

10:42

what. They told me that I

10:45

can't use the word brekkie because I sound like a

10:47

fucking mental weirdo. I say brekkie.

10:49

You want to go get some brekkie. Yes.

10:53

This is disgusting. Listen.

10:55

Kristen do you want to

10:57

go get some fucking breakfast. Or

11:00

some or some fucking brunch. No

11:02

she text me. No go get some brekkie. Go get brekkie.

11:05

God we're just funny. You guys don't understand

11:07

the word funny at all. Y'all are just

11:09

miserable. Holy shit. TikTok will

11:11

only be banned if it doesn't get sold. Stanky

11:14

will have to eat her words and go back

11:16

to OnlyFans. Plus

11:20

TikTok basically. Guys I

11:24

really hope you don't think we've only set ourselves up for TikTok.

11:28

Then we'd actually be screwed. There's actually people out there that

11:30

we don't. We do know that. So

11:33

we do actually know people that would

11:36

love to. Like you know the people

11:38

that like stand up. This one says that I know that house stinks.

11:40

I'm actually sitting on the couch where she actually made the video.

11:43

It smells pretty fucking good. You ask me. We

11:47

did wipe it before you did comment.

11:49

Oh yes but you don't

11:51

have to tell them that. That's

11:54

fine. Dogs. This twat waffle.

11:58

Did they call Tyler that? I

12:00

don't know. This

12:04

twat waffle. It

12:06

got to be more specific. Who's twat waffle? Oh, here we go.

12:14

What does the caption say? Oh, it's long. Yeah, I can't. I

12:16

stopped reading because I was going to keep going. I was going

12:19

to get bored. Grow home, read the books.

12:24

Four weeks left and already planning on drinking. You

12:27

got me so bad if you think for one second,

12:29

I don't know, one fucking single pregnant person that literally

12:31

says, I can't wait to take a fucking shot when

12:34

this baby comes out. The second I got a positive

12:36

pricy test, I

12:38

smell a bottle of Tito's. That's

12:40

how bad I missed it. Okay,

12:44

here we go. There it is. I knew that was coming.

12:47

Fake celiac queen. I

12:50

was actually diagnosed, that was actually the only sandwich she

12:52

ate with bread. The rest she actually threw up everywhere

12:54

after. There was actually a whole tray of just bread

12:56

and then all the meat was gone out of the

12:59

sandwiches. Guys, if it's either starving myself

13:01

or eating bread, I'm fucking eating bread. And

13:03

you know damn well, if you go to any place, most

13:06

of the time they don't really have gluten free. I try

13:08

as hard as possible. When you're on the boat in the middle of the desert

13:11

and you have only bread, you're eating fucking bread.

13:14

I'm going to fucking eat it. I'm going to eat the ham and cheese out

13:16

of it too. I don't care. I'm

13:18

a fat bitch like you guys say. I'm going to

13:20

eat. I don't give a shit what it is.

13:22

It's coming out either way. It'll come out my mouth, come out

13:24

my ass. I don't care. The people

13:26

that have this, that post in this, if you're

13:28

broke just say that, like things like this, Pandora

13:30

necklace. When it's snap and gakob

13:32

popped up and I seen that... You

13:36

guys always talk about my grammar, but I just know

13:38

that this is not grammatically correct either. I

13:40

seen the necklace he got her, the engraveable

13:42

Pandora necklace. He can't spend more than $60

13:44

on her, that's embarrassing. When

13:47

people break down prices and take... Because

13:51

when I actually got my promise ring, I think you guys actually

13:53

googled and found where I got the promise ring and posted it

13:55

and made a big deal. None

13:58

of y'all are mad because your boy... friend if

14:00

you have one if that's it

14:05

didn't even come home with flowers cuz mine comes home with

14:07

flowers nevermind died actually I'm new flowers in

14:09

my problem this whole time you're says to actually I've

14:11

gotten some of you pretty upset about it

14:13

go on with it because Jacob actually didn't

14:15

give me something like straight but well fucking

14:17

we'll tell me we get back but when

14:20

you guys constantly say for money like

14:22

okay be for all you guys can't you guys always say

14:24

they're so rich like you

14:27

know you you know we

14:29

make money you guys know

14:31

the social media world so you guys are like why

14:33

are they buying bathing suits off sheen someone asked me

14:35

to fucking the other day why did you buy all

14:37

your outfits off sheen for the boat because they're cute

14:39

as fuck because sheen and then she just bought like

14:41

a $200,000 boat like like yeah

14:43

come on like I spend my money like $10

14:45

on bathing suits and then like a

14:48

really nice fucking boat like that's kind of just

14:50

how it works um true

14:52

shit true fucking shit and if anyone thinks I'm

14:54

gonna go buy a Gucci shirt you have

14:57

to wear what for a day and then the

15:00

thing about me and Kristen you don't know about what you're

15:02

gonna find out now we buy

15:04

things trips listen we

15:06

buy clothes we wear it

15:08

once and if it's seen in a picture

15:10

or a video we

15:12

would not fucking wear it again unless it's

15:15

comfy or if it's a t-shirt or

15:18

yeah someone got it for us and it was or we

15:20

go out and buy clothes then

15:23

we go to clean our closet and still find the

15:25

same fucking clothes in that bag with all the tags

15:27

on there and forget that we bought it and we

15:29

thought we lost it so we went and bought more

15:31

of the same shit thanks to Windsor they sell the

15:33

same thing all the time so

15:39

yeah for those of you that asking why we buy from

15:41

sheen they're cute as fuck if you go on Gucci you're

15:43

literally gonna see Gucci Louis Louis Louis Louis Gucci Gucci Louis

15:45

Louis I don't want to fucking show those Louis Gucci lives

15:47

I was fuck yeah so we really don't want to go

15:49

in there now do we have like one or two Gucci

15:52

and Louis items yes but me

15:54

and Kristen are the same way why have one of

15:57

something when you can have ten of

16:01

the same thing. Yeah, I don't,

16:04

well now I'm not saying we're definitely smart with our money

16:06

because I- No, we have 50 pairs of Jordans. But

16:08

do we also wear 50 pairs of

16:10

Navy fuckin', what

16:13

do they call them? Old Navy fuckin'

16:15

footfalls. I do. I

16:18

have, I- I wear slugs of sheep every

16:20

day. I have never purchased a real, just

16:23

for example, I have never purchased a real

16:25

pair of Birkenstock slides. I didn't even

16:27

know they were real and fake. I have

16:29

always gotten them from like the stores that make- Never

16:31

have gotten them. I've never owned a pair of real

16:33

Uggs. Neither. Because I went to

16:35

my local store that had like Walmart had

16:38

the off-brand ones you paid $20 for. Yeah. Yeah,

16:40

the fuck I'm getting those. But when you

16:42

asked me to go to the Bahamas in three days

16:44

and we haven't had anything booked, I'm

16:47

sure I'm spending 15 grand on those flights, tickets

16:49

and everything. We'll do that. So

16:52

that to answer your questions about the Sheen, all

16:55

my bathing suit are Sheen bathing suits. Who

16:57

to? My outfits, all my dresses I

16:59

wear. Sheen, I'm pretty sure I got some fucking Amazon.

17:01

All the crew stuff y'all saw us in last year

17:03

and then heard this year? Sheen. Sheen

17:05

and Windsor and what was it? Fashion Nova. So

17:07

you bitches that hate, but really are looking

17:09

for cute shit and cheap. There

17:12

you go. You're fucking welcome. Yeah, you are fucking

17:14

welcome. But you can't take my Louis bag. I

17:16

did pay six grand for, because

17:18

I do have nice stuff. But I've never even worn

17:21

it before. I don't wear

17:23

my- I could go for it. I don't wear my expensive

17:25

shit because I'm like, oh, if I go and ruin it,

17:27

it ain't shit. When I went out

17:29

a lot, I was in my little party phase. I

17:32

had a lot. I

17:34

went through a shoe phase for

17:36

some fucking reason. I'm in there right

17:38

now. Jordans and everything that were so cute. I'm in

17:40

there right now. I have like- You don't

17:42

wear them anymore. No, because why would I wear Jordans in

17:45

Florida? Oh, you do. No, you do. You do, you do,

17:47

you do. When you go to like basketball games and shit,

17:49

you do. Yeah. I wear Jordans out to like dinner and

17:51

stuff and I like cargo pants. Yeah, well, so I guess

17:53

I do too. Yeah. I have

17:55

a stupid amount of shoes. All

17:58

right. It's not loaded. past this big

18:01

B and puppy mills. I

18:04

got in this topic the last time. Big

18:06

B screenshots of 524 shelter dogs with good with

18:09

other dogs. 373 shelter dogs available for adoption good

18:17

with other dogs and kids. Keep lying

18:19

shit being a dog flipper. Now

18:22

if you want to come send me a fucking dog have

18:24

at it. If you want to

18:29

pay for shipping and handling send

18:31

it to my address because I will fucking

18:33

take all the dogs and

18:36

I'll rehome them. That's

18:39

what I do. I have been rehoming. Now

18:42

do I want a fuck if I don't have a

18:44

fucking dog I have nowhere to put the dog. All

18:46

right. I have to keep

18:48

an 85 pound dog in

18:50

with my 10 other dogs that I have. Do

18:54

I would rather find

18:56

a home for it from

18:58

wherever it's at in the shelter and have somebody go get

19:00

it. Yes. Rather than have the dog

19:03

at my house for three days fall in love with it keep

19:05

it and then have another fucking 13 dogs. So

19:07

I'm confused on what you guys want me to fucking do.

19:09

I really don't. I post the shelter. You can't please everybody.

19:12

Yeah I keep the amount of dogs that

19:14

you wish you had. Do

19:18

I wish to go. This is the thing I say. You

19:22

folks watching that are irresponsible

19:25

are the ones that put the dogs in the fucking shelter in

19:27

the first place. I

19:30

would love to willingly go take care of your responsibility and

19:32

take them out of the shelters for you. I would love

19:34

to. I would take every single one of them. I have

19:36

a fucking farm if I had 400 acres but I don't.

19:39

I live on an acre with 10

19:42

fucking dogs. I

19:44

don't have the capacity for 15 500

19:47

pound dogs. I don't.

19:51

I would love to. I would try my best to

19:53

go get 400 acres just so I can get the

19:56

dogs. But you all irresponsible fucking

19:58

people leaving the dogs in the shelters and getting a

20:00

part dogs and apartments and then having to leave and

20:02

leaving the fucking dogs and shelter I

20:04

cannot do anything about that so

20:07

before you start blabbing your mouth about dogs and I've

20:09

already fucking saved damn 12 of them you get you

20:11

go get one yourself how would them did

20:14

you fucking rip ass no I didn't I'm by smelling

20:16

that too I would he poop

20:19

I wonder maybe Finley oh it's nine o'clock

20:21

I should probably tell him to let the dogs out did

20:23

he maybe a poop didn't went through the event I mean

20:25

for call Jacob bro did something put did a pipe burst or

20:27

something dude it's gotta be in that air vent baby do one

20:29

of the dogs poop up there because

20:34

we smell oh my god come sit right

20:36

here Dylan like I'm not kidding we smell

20:39

shit oh my god diarrhea

20:41

diarrhea yes okay

20:44

come on I'm sorry we had

20:49

to apparently shat everywhere upstairs

20:52

so when I take a shit

20:54

can it does it travel down here probably

20:56

you should try it that's awful that's

20:59

awful here's another one we

21:01

got God if Whitney's exes

21:03

ever came back to her do you think

21:05

she would drop do

21:08

you think she would drop Tyler first

21:11

of all I've left every

21:13

person that I have been with

21:15

I have left okay one

21:17

cheated so I stop talking to him why the fuck would

21:20

I be with a cheater okay another

21:22

one went to jail okay I'm

21:25

good on that gave me the shut throat I'm also good on that

21:27

thank you another one lives across

21:29

the fucking country and never even

21:31

got the strip through saw the child

21:34

no I'm not doing that I'm sorry another

21:37

one beat the fuck out of me who

21:41

first of all has ever treated me better than

21:43

Tyler let's give a friend of applause on no

21:46

one so he puts up

21:48

with me okay I'm a lot thank you he's

21:52

a fucking great boyfriend no I would never leave him and if

21:54

that were the case you know I wanted to leave him I

21:56

would leave him but why the fuck

21:58

anything he would leave me Like the hell

22:01

to another note. I've

22:03

never cheated on Tyler. So those

22:06

rumors can fucking Stop because

22:08

where's the proof because I would love to see that

22:10

cuz if that was a thing I'd probably be out

22:12

eight months ago because

22:15

I Don't fucking

22:17

cheat. Why would I do that? That's stupid as fuck.

22:19

I've been cheating on I don't do that. So They're

22:22

complaining about me posting a video of

22:24

I like that I thought was my

22:26

favorite video and of him moving in

22:28

my stomach. I said that's ever disgusting.

22:31

I love him I want to see him kick.

22:33

I literally texted her and I said, how's that grow?

22:35

I want one Don't know I can feel their mom

22:38

So when I I swiped up and I literally said

22:40

I want to feel this Like I

22:42

will come over and cuddle with you so I can feel

22:44

him kick like that is all the time. So cute Fuck

22:47

off. God that still smells so bad. So

22:49

bad It's funny

22:51

traveling down here in the back. Yes, my

22:53

dogs are puppies. This one says your dog

22:55

shitting piss in their crates. Yes There's

22:59

two it's dumb and dumber that sleeping their

23:01

crates. They're both Literally

23:03

what I don't 17 18 weeks had

23:06

dogs because Winston is still seven months

23:08

old and so she's training training I

23:10

don't know how to train them besides

23:12

go outside and when they poop

23:14

in their not everybody sleeps with their dogs Like

23:16

there's literally maybe half the people that watch this

23:19

sleep with their dogs I'm

23:21

not fucking sleeping in a huge ass

23:23

room. That's literally fucking at least 300

23:26

square feet With

23:29

two fucking brand-new 17 week old

23:31

puppies. Are you kidding? I don't even

23:33

sleep with my dogs now I have to that was

23:35

they would shit and eat everything like no, I'm

23:37

not doing that They can wait until they're old

23:39

enough to at least seven months to fucking sleep

23:42

with me Yes, they

23:44

shit and piss in their crate. There's nothing wrong. My

23:46

dogs They shit 50 times because their bladder is this

23:48

big Mine going the crate that

23:51

night cuz I can't sleep with them in my bed because one

23:53

I can't fucking move because my dogs are Huge too. They will

23:55

get a dog if they have a small bladder. It just doesn't

23:57

they will get up in the middle of night and find a

23:59

fucking piece of paper and tear it to shreds 400 times. Now,

24:03

I don't know where that fucking piece of paper came from, but they found

24:05

it. Dude, it's getting worse.

24:08

Holy shawlful. It's like burning my throat,

24:10

actually. OK, here's one. Got

24:12

one? Someone said, every

24:15

woman makes an OF and gets a little falling, and

24:17

then they think they can sing. Stick

24:20

to selling your pics to an 80-year-old. Y'all

24:23

can't sing without autotune. OK, well, one, if you

24:25

actually watched me and had a profile picture, you

24:27

would know you're a fan. You

24:30

definitely have heard me sing, because I can actually sing.

24:32

Wait, first sentence. I can't say

24:34

that I know another porn star that sings. I

24:37

don't either, actually. So that right

24:39

there is false. Yeah, OK. But the thing is,

24:41

it's like, back to the

24:43

comment, just because you

24:45

come at us and then shit on us exactly

24:48

what we're talking about, and then you get mad

24:50

and complain when we do the same fucking shit.

24:53

Make it make fucking sense. I,

24:55

for me, think it's funny, because you guys comment

24:57

about all my fans or whatever, but I

25:01

can do whatever the fuck I want. I think y'all

25:03

are forgetting that you're more worried about other people's lives

25:05

than your own. I just get

25:07

confused when everybody gets so mad when we

25:09

defend ourselves. Like, please to God, just if

25:12

you're going to come at us, don't cry when we come at

25:14

you. I just wish they had profile.

25:18

I know. Let me just fucking see you for a second. Let

25:20

me see how you live for you to

25:22

be talking about how shitty my voice is and how I'm broke. Like,

25:26

God, you guys have anything better to do? Half

25:28

of them live off of what we paid in taxes. I

25:33

know. Because it goes to the government. You guys live

25:35

off of our money. You're so right. You're

25:40

welcome. And the people that are nice, we

25:44

love you. And we appreciate everything that you do. So if

25:46

you're not part of the $50,000, I guess. Why

25:49

is it the same shit over and over

25:51

again? Shit needs dogs. Shit needs celiac. Kristen

25:53

Stink. Kristen's a tote. Crusty shit. Crusty underwear.

25:56

Ugly, fat. You guys are wondering my update

25:58

on my crust put. us down there.

26:01

Update, I've actually only had to use

26:03

I'm honest at when I was with

26:05

this one singular person and

26:09

got UTI so I mean it's kind of basic knowledge

26:11

if you fuck somebody you don't know they're fucking somebody

26:13

else and nothing in them then nothing you you

26:16

can't say that it's too safe right? I've

26:19

been good since meds harming

26:21

the baby this was such a big ordeal Whitney when I talked

26:23

about me taking my myetoprolol

26:26

and Lexapro while pregnant. Guys

26:29

I actually have an OB believe it or

26:31

not and I have

26:33

been cleared and I mean you would think by now

26:35

36 weeks pregnant that they would have

26:37

told me if I couldn't have taken it I would I wouldn't

26:40

they know all my medication so

26:43

just mind your own business. Here's

26:45

another one on me I've

26:49

never been with an underage person I

26:51

don't know about the video that we

26:54

did never have I ever a long

26:56

time ago we were roasting

26:58

each other making it was never an issue until

27:00

recently because that post that video was posted like

27:02

two but I've never slept with a minor that

27:04

shit I the

27:07

boyfriend that I last had we've been talking and he

27:09

was 15 and I was 16

27:12

and then the last time that we talked

27:16

we were still dating but that was the only

27:18

person that I've been with in high school like

27:20

we were me and Kristen were just fucking around

27:22

like joking like I've had my

27:24

high school boyfriend but I've

27:26

never been with anybody underage like ever

27:29

like that's fucking no I

27:31

know people that have but

27:33

I am NOT one of those people and

27:36

no like

27:40

it's not it was at the time it was

27:42

a joke but now it's not a joke okay

27:44

because there's people out here that have been you

27:47

know essay and all that stuff

27:49

and we don't like to joke about

27:51

that so I apologize for joking about

27:53

that but as

27:56

of the truth I have never been with anybody

27:58

underage I've never slept with anybody underage each

30:00

other as much as they showed on the

30:02

internet. Y'all think that they did, but it

30:04

was not as near as how she feels

30:06

about Jacob and how I feel about Tyler. It's

30:09

just old. It's

30:11

funny, it's cool, it's funny. I

30:14

don't care because I'd fuck her

30:16

too. We're

30:19

both with different people. She's having a child

30:21

with somebody. You would think

30:23

it'd stop

30:25

talking about it by now. I'm fucking in there.

30:28

I'm probably gonna have a kid with Tyler and get married to Tyler. She's

30:30

having a kid with Jacob and getting married to Jacob. Why

30:33

are we still talking about exes? Because if that were the

30:35

case, why aren't we still talking about how she's with, she

30:37

was with Rocky and Connor and I was a fucking Tate

30:39

and Romeo. Like, no, no one fucking talks about that shit

30:41

anymore because it's just not something

30:44

you talk about. Like who gives a fuck? They talk

30:46

about it. Nobody knows like who

30:49

y'all fuck and who your husbands have fucked and

30:51

you, your husbands, they're all swingers. They're

30:53

all swingers. Yeah, for sure. Have definitely fucked

30:55

one of your bridesmaids like, okay,

30:57

their husband definitely cheated on them. That's lit. But

31:00

guess who they're with now? Better

31:02

than you. Either one of us. So

31:04

it doesn't fucking matter who they've been with in the past.

31:07

Like realistically, I've

31:09

accepted it. It's fucking sick. So

31:12

just keep an eye on your men and we'll keep an

31:14

eye on ours. Um, but the extra eyes

31:16

we do appreciate at all times. Yeah. Yeah. If you're

31:19

going to keep watching and making a bullshit, we'll probably

31:21

go over this next time. So can you come up

31:23

with something better? Yeah. Okay. We're going to do like

31:25

a part like, like, if you're watching this, do everybody

31:27

go to Reddit and make questions about

31:29

what you have about me and Kristen that you

31:31

want us to answer. Like, why are you such

31:33

a cunt? Why have you hunted

31:35

your crusty crowd? Why

31:38

are you such a titty

31:40

sucking baby? Why have you cheated and there has been

31:42

no proof? Why

31:45

does Jacob just live here with free without

31:47

paying for anything? Why does Tyler

31:49

not go home to see his friends? Why?

31:55

Why did I trap Jacob? Why

31:58

am I begging Tyler for a ring? Why

32:03

did I already scheduled the sexing point for 2030? Oh,

32:08

shit. Why don't you never travel to go

32:10

see Tyler's fucking parents? Why

32:15

am I so ugly? Why

32:17

do you still like to see his still eat bread? Why

32:20

do you take medication that kill your kid? But

32:24

it's 36 weeks along and he's perfectly healthy. And why

32:26

are you still broke? That's

32:30

what I was. God, we're so fucking good at this. No,

32:32

no, we're not. Say here and laugh at this. Those are

32:34

questions we want, not just the post, because then you guys

32:36

got to ask us because you don't know. Well, we're here

32:38

to help you. Yeah, we're here. We're

32:40

actually giving you guys ideas. You're welcome. Why? Why

32:45

can't you afford fucking better clothes? Why

32:47

do you wear the same fucking thing every single day? Why

32:50

do your dog shit piss? Why are you still fat? Why

32:55

do you look like you fucking look pregnant? Why

32:58

is Kristen not not pregnant with two kids?

33:01

Why is Whitney not pregnant either? Why

33:03

is Whitney copying Kristen? Why do

33:05

I want Tyler back so bad? Why are we using

33:08

each other for clout? Those

33:10

are questions we want next time. So part three and

33:12

four. Stay tuned whenever

33:14

this comes out. You

33:16

guys, just for you, have great vagina.

33:19

I love you. I love you. Bye.

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