John and Cirrhosis scheme against the White army as Clade makes his last stand against the Red army and the survivors receive an otherworldly challenge from the mysterious obelisk!

49 Choke Jerking It

Dec 16th, 2016 1h 43m

After a brief recap, Clade rejoins the party as they take on the White and Red armies!

48 Tankless

Dec 9th, 2016 54m 32s

With Clade missing in action, John and Cirrhosis take on the ship’s first mate with an epic spell, realizing the party may need to be completed to end the campaign!

47 Flame On

Dec 2nd, 2016 2h 1m

Cirrhosis and John move deeper into the “magic” city to stage an attack to appease the gods employing them!

46 Loot and Stuff

Nov 25th, 2016 1h 20m

Without Clade and Lavender, John and Cirrhosis divvy up some loot, talk game mechanics, and proceed with the gods' plans!

45 Wait Another Dragon

Nov 18th, 2016 1h 19m

As the gods get impatient, the party finds themselves united to fight another dragon!

44 Pick A Card

Nov 11th, 2016 1h 9m

After a frosty recap, the party calls on Gabbie as they talk to gods, defend themselves from wraiths, and start pulling cards from the Deck of Many Things!

43 Ship Shape Like P**sy

Nov 4th, 2016 1h 48m

After some "uni-Corgi" issues, the separated parties explore more of their respective ships, light things on fire, there's another shocking death, someone pulls a Bin-Laden, Clade eats humble pie, and there's a brief respite.

42 Aural Sex

Oct 28th, 2016 1h 2m

With the gang all there, we have a NPR recap, Lavender and a magical sphere suddenly appears, the party remains separated, Clade finally stands down, and John keeps trying to hang on to the loot (of course).

41 I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Oct 21st, 2016 1h 6m

Doug really role-plays an unconscious Clade when he falls asleep and the rest of the party find loot!

40 The Boatman's Call

Oct 14th, 2016 1h 53m

Clade loses a fight and ends up a prisoner while the rest of the party try to get to the Wizard Guild before mounting a rescue!

39 Senates and Swamps

Oct 7th, 2016 1h 32m

The party discusses a coup with a god, Clade attacks everything, meets some Draconian guards, they talk Star Wars racism, and then they find a mysterious swamp!

38 Got Medicine

Sep 30th, 2016 1h 3m

The party reconvenes to learn more about the Hungergames-esque world they find themselves on as Cirrhosis goes through a portal and finds a job!

37 Slap Fight Club

Sep 23rd, 2016 1h 35m

As the party ventures forward onto a new world, they meet the barbarian Clade, and a god who has a mysterious mission for the adventurers!

36 Use Everything

Sep 16th, 2016 1h 1m

After vanquishing the dragon, the party decides to strip it for parts! Also, Doug wears skinny jeans and the party levels up!

35 Belly of the Beast

Sep 9th, 2016 1h 49m

After a character’s sudden death (and memoriam), the party fights a f**king dragon!

34 Blackened

Sep 2nd, 2016 1h 2m

The party is in full force as they carefully storm the underground alter of the Magistrate’s castle and IRL, they invent Donglish!

33 Recap of a Recap

Aug 26th, 2016 43m 3s

After we recap a recap, the party continues to explore the magistrate's castle, fighting more of the hissing creatures while Lavender keeps rolling natural 20's, and Doug keeps referencing Deadpool!

32 Be Kind Rewind

Aug 19th, 2016 1h 19m

As the party fights of orcs and spiders, Doug’s butt becomes a topic and Brandon should be an Uber driver!

31 Whats In The Box Again

Aug 12th, 2016 2h 4m

The party finally comes together to explore more the castle and find the source of the voice asking for help!

30 Fuzzy Crotch

Aug 5th, 2016 1h 48m

Cirrhosis and Kagi take center stage as they leave the castle to gather information about the magistrate. They find Crazy Frank and make cats, then reenter the castle to discover a new foe and a cry for help!

29 Swayzed

Jul 29th, 2016 1h 22m

As the party continues to explore the magistrate’s castle, they find themselves besieged by both creatures and devilish traps!

28 Hand Mustache

Jul 22nd, 2016 2h 5m

As the party returns to the Thatwhere Tavern, they meet the mysterious adventurer, Kagi, before they go through another door and find themselves on a dark and violent new world!

27 Wiener Stab

Jul 15th, 2016 2h 22m

The party races to to finish the Dark Prince and save Bjorn, Crucible tries a last minute gambit involving genitals and a dagger, and the group discuss leveling up!