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NBA players like to tell stories about Paul

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Bunyan. They're really into

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tall tales. Did

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you hear about that lumberjack who accidentally killed

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another lumberjack? He never saw

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it coming. What

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do you call a woman named Kim that's built like

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a lumberjack? Kim Burley. Why

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did the lumberjack

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swing his axe at people who don't get his jokes? No idea, this one stumps me too. What

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is the lumberjack's favorite book of the Bible? X. Did

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you hear about the lumberjack rapper-mathematician?

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He studies longer rhythms. A

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lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut

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a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing

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at the tree when it shouted, Wait,

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I'm a talking tree. The

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lumberjack grinned and you will

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dialogue. Paul

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Bunyan made a bad joke about an

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axe. No one laughed. It

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wasn't very cleaver. What

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do you call a lumberjack that can cut down

1:31

a tree with one axe hit? An

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axe-led lumberjack. Why

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couldn't the lumberjack think of a good

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tree pun? He

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was stumped. My

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lumberjack friend sometimes supplies me with wood to build home

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furniture. It's his random axe of

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kindness. this.

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and fall in love with a lumberjack. He

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