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If you're American in the living room, what are you in

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the bathroom? European?

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Why do people like bananas? They

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have appeal.

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I've heard it can take Australians a while to get

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some jokes. I guess that's

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just adelaide response.

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I work as a mailman during the day and do stand

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up comedy gigs at night. I must

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admit I'm not very good at either. I

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just can't get the delivery right.

0:29

My wife tripped and phil while carrying a hamper

0:31

ful of iron clothes. All

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I could do was stand there while I watched it

0:35

all unfold.

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What are two things you can never eat for breakfast,

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lunch and dinner?

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I told my friend I liked your ceiling. It's

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not the best, but it's up there.

0:48

Me. Girls aren't as bad as people say. In

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reality, they're just about average.

0:54

This morning, Serri said, don't call

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me. Surely I accidentally

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left my phone in airplane mode.

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I've lived my entire life being absolutely

1:03

positive that I'd never receive a phone call from

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a vegetable. Then boom

1:08

onion rings. I'm

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Bob Jeffy.

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And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick

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around for a bonus dad joke. We're

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forget to share the laughs or droans

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with your loved ones. Sleep

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well and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow.

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