Flipping the fail bird. This week:

• The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person <3
• Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not stopping anyone from melodrama
• Diet like a pro and keep it a secret from all of your loved ones!*

*Please do not actually do that. If you’re in the U.S., you can call 1-888-375-7767 for eating disorder crisis assistance from ANAD, Monday-Friday, 9a-9p Central. The general mental health crisis line is 988.
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