Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:  

• A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME
• Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it)
• Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not)

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