We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.
This week: 

• A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs 
• WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY 
• A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :( 

Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.

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