Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:  

• A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island 
• SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment 
• Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/ 

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