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Millie & Mikaela

Dating Apps Suck

A weekly Comedy podcast
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Dating Apps Suck

Millie & Mikaela

Dating Apps Suck

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Dating Apps Suck

Millie & Mikaela

Dating Apps Suck

A weekly Comedy podcast
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It's not really making out if he has a big tongue
WOW things happened, like seriously, maybe the other segments aren't great but at least listen for the catching up segment because *news*
Is he Ken's buddy? ....The 23,000 genders....etc. hear some random stuff in this minimally edited episode
Sorry we're late. My laptop hates me.
Breaking news (kinda)! Dino sex! Also asexuality, the 8 types of people in the us, and fuckton of awkward dating stories
Sorry we don't have a new new episode for you guys, we are actually getting back to normal next week! In the meantime here are some of the best moments so far
(the name is because that's what the recording app suggested we call it) WERE BACK FOR GOOD WITH AN ACTUAL QUALITY EPISODE HELL YEAH!
We're finally back! And well... Not better than ever but hey it was a struggle to record this to begin with.
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Sorry that we don't have more to share with you this week but we are taking a short mental health break. We will hopefully be back next week!
Add free because of the horrible sound quality/being late!!We had to record in a car because we are on am adventure! So... Sorry... But for what we lack in sound quality we make up for in content, such as: meddling middle school teachers,rea
Here we are 8 weeks in, vaguely participating in tinder but not really. This episode features profiles from the south™, secret discounts, the antithesis of 5-in-1 shampoo guys, fake bird titties, and Unrealistic body expectations from okcupid
Life goals: don't kill my succulents, don't fail math, don't die This episode is brought to you by Chipotle's cuffing season menu, virgin things (like having a child), and Bill Nye who is in fact a celebrity thank you very much
We're back in front of a live studio audience so half this episode is basicallya monologue from Zach we are a bit of a cluserfuck. BUT tune in for Justin's longawaited debut("Mr. Aladin, yes!"), a WILD fetish, an ode to wombat butts, and mildly
CONTENT WARNING: Trigger warning after trigger warning... This episode features ranked competitive sex, mood potatoes, and the most embarrassing story.
We finally got our marriage pact results! Mikaela has a date! Animals get sent to horny jail (bonk)! We write bad poetry! I just put a week's worth of enthusiasm into this description you're welcome.
We spend most of this episode just dying over our friend Justin's first date, but we also talk about giant vats of chocolate, the most wild profile, and millipedes, so I promise it's worth it.
Honestly so much happened in this episode that I don't remember what questions we asked... But listen for anglerfish sex, cats that caused divorce, and "The Marriage Pact"
Who should message first? Why are so many guys holding fish? What was a chap book? Is shouting FLIRT in someone's face the best way to flirt? We answer these questions and more in the first episode of dating apps suck!
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