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You know the
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thing, but no one picked up
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your thing And so you buried
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the thing, but that's not the
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end of the thing Don't you
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laugh, Jaius, yet there's a spooky
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surprise And though you cannot revise
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it, nothing ever really dies Welcome
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to Dead Pilots Society, the show that takes
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comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold
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and developed at networks and streamers but never
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produced and gives them the table reads they
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never got a chance to have. I'm Andrew
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Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilots
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Society. We've got a rare
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live show coming up in January 2024.
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It's going to be a good one. The show is Sunday, January
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21st from 3 to 5. We're
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Mike Eagle and Mike Benner and
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tickets. Sunday, January
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21st, 3 o'clock at the
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Elysian Theatre. This is the after
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show for Fulfillment, featuring
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my interview with Vali Chandrasekaran.
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Vali is such a respected
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veteran comedy writer. You'll
1:41
hear the crazy story of him getting his first writing gig
1:43
on My Name is Earl. He
1:45
went from there to 30 Rock and from there
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to Modern Family. He talks
1:49
about creating a show with Chris Lloyd
1:51
from Modern Family that was starring Kelsey
1:54
Grammer and Alec Baldwin. It somehow did
1:56
not make it to TV. The
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some really good stories about writing that
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and advice about multi camera become writing
2:04
that he got from Chris Lloyd. yeah
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we get some them they writing nuts
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and bolts here. I love hearing about
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Volleys approach to writing pilots. It's some
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of the best advice you hear writers.
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he didn't want to miss this one.
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Here is my conversation with Volley Challenger
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Saker on. When.
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We did this read it was September
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he heard him members like right before
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the strike ended. Yeah now and we're
2:29
just like all on pins and Needles
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and sectors as an hour talking and
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you're like back at work strikes over
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your ear. You're working on what? What
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are you doing? the so thrilling I
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am working Ah my friends. Quake.
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The Gregorio isn't working with Aaron
2:45
Foster who has a writer and
2:47
podcast or and all around personality.
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He has a clothing line legs
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nary a very cool person but
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she created a show that currently
2:56
I titled Six Sad but I
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think is Beings Haynes but it's
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very funny I just joined them
3:02
today. Actually this is my first
3:04
day here. I'm in an office
3:06
that has none of my personal
3:08
effects that at but I'm superstitious
3:10
about that anyway so that would.
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Even if I were here for a few months
3:15
and and and know veteran writer ever decorates in
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office. He I've been to. Typically
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it's been a couple seasons before I've
3:22
done anything and I would just I
3:24
used to just leave my printed scripts
3:26
on the floor which we don't even
3:28
really do as much anymore and I
3:30
would track the progress of the season
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based on how high that out the
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paper realize compared to previous years and
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then around season for I'd be like
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okay I think I'll bring a book
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it. is the fact that
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i could not have not that not
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artwork that through the wall the like
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he i could i have a book
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negative a photo know hammering in into
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the law will and noise the star
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who's visiting one time or product or
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for if they were you do look
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like you're in witness protection in the
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the office that you're in right now,
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but you know, it's, it's day one.
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You can't Hollywood, baby. Yeah.
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Well, that's awesome. I mean, working on
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a show in this, in this
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day and age, it's a,
4:13
it's incredible. It's very exciting.
4:16
I mean, that was part of the fun. I
4:18
was talking about the read we did with the
4:20
actors all afterwards. And I've seen some of them,
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you know, we're just around since. And because
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it happened during the strike and our
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strike ended, I think that day. The
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writers strike and the actors weren't,
4:32
weren't on strike for a lot longer. I
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mean, they officially ratified their contract last week.
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And it just was so fun to be making
4:40
something and recording something when we did
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the read and it's similarly coming
4:44
here today, just seeing the snacks on
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a TV screen, it's just fun to
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remember. Right. And we came here because we all
4:52
like making stuff and we like sitting
4:54
around and trying to make people laugh. I
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know. I mean, I, hopefully it won't get like
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a lot harder to get actors now that the
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strike is over, but yeah, certainly during the strike,
5:03
it was like, we're the only game in town.
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I mean, I guess there's like, yeah, you can
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do theater, but you know, that's a commitment and
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like, this is just like, you know, actors want
5:11
to act. And, uh, we're
5:13
like, here come, come and act. And like
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all sorts of, I mean, the cast that,
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you know, you helped us put together for,
5:19
for this read was insane. It's like incredible.
5:21
It was insane. I couldn't believe it. You
5:23
guys pointed out. No network
5:26
would ever afford it. You would not
5:28
be able to put that cast together. Yeah.
5:31
It's like you would get those, you know, you get a couple
5:33
of them and they'd be like, sorry, the
5:35
rest of these have to be like brand new people that
5:38
no one's ever heard of because we've used our whole budget.
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Yeah. And some of them,
5:43
uh, hopefully would have been ended up being great.
5:45
And that's how we get to know them. But
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yeah, it's like a bunch of people you all
5:49
know already is wild. That never happens. I know.
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It's, I'm just like looking at this list and it's
5:54
like, wow, that was just like crazy,
5:57
crazy cast. Well,
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I want to talk, I definitely want to talk
6:02
about fulfillment, but I'm realizing just because you're someone
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who, you know, I've heard your name for years
6:06
and years and we've got so many friends in
6:08
common and whatever, but we never really got a
6:10
chance to talk until like pick a line. So
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I don't really know how like
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your backstory and like, you
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know, I guess your first
6:19
credit seems to be my name is Earl,
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which is like an amazing show to be
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like, if that was actually your first show,
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like, how did this all happen
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for you? I
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so I wanted to be a comedy
6:32
writer my whole life. Like even when
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I was a kid, I just loved
6:36
David Letterman. I loved the Conan O'Brien.
6:38
I was obsessed with those shows. And
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I remember when I graduated
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from high school in 1999, there was at that
6:45
point, the Internet
6:47
was that big. And I remember going to the
6:49
guidance counselor's office and like reading one of those
6:51
books about colleges and
6:54
things like that. And I remember in one
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of the listings, it said like a lot
6:58
of the writers from David Letterman, you
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know, started out here. And
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that was the first moment it ever
7:04
occurred to me that Dave didn't just
7:06
sit behind that desk and in real
7:08
time come up with like all the
7:10
comments and jokes he was doing and
7:12
monologue jokes like I thought these, this
7:14
is the funniest person in the world.
7:16
And he just does it all himself.
7:18
He's funny. And like he brings in,
7:20
he probably watches the movies and stuff like that. He
7:24
would like shoot the bits that he did. But
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I didn't know being a comedy writer was
7:28
something that you could do. I
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grew up in a small town in Pennsylvania. So
7:33
after college, I moved
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out to LA to wanting to become
7:37
a comedy writer. And
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I didn't know if I could
7:41
make it. So I got a job working
7:44
at this consulting company called Boston Consulting Group.
7:46
And we did something called strategy
7:48
consulting, which I'm not even still
7:50
totally certain what that means. But
7:53
we would advise companies
7:55
on decisions that they
7:57
might not need to think about otherwise.
8:00
wasn't worth having an in-house person to
8:02
say, you should think
8:04
about this problem in this way, because they do
8:06
it once or twice a year. They would just
8:08
come to us. And I remember the
8:10
case I was working on is
8:12
a small medical devices company in
8:16
the Bay Area was trying to
8:18
enter the colonoscopy market. And
8:20
they came to us and they said, what
8:22
do we do? We make medical
8:25
devices, but should we build our
8:27
own colonoscope? Should we buy another
8:29
company that already makes colonoscopes? Should
8:32
we do a limited partnership with
8:34
somebody? In what way
8:36
do the finances make sense in our time to
8:38
market? How much money would we leave on the
8:40
table? And my boss turned
8:42
to me and said, Vali, figure out how
8:45
many colonoscopies are going to happen in the
8:47
United States and in the EU over the
8:49
next 10 years. So
8:52
I just made up a spreadsheet with the growth
8:55
of colonoscopies. And I
8:58
was doing it. And that was an interesting case,
9:00
because I was talking to doctors, reading medical papers,
9:02
and that's not my background. I said to computer
9:04
science. And I remember
9:06
being in this windowless conference room
9:08
in San Diego. And
9:10
I got a call from my
9:13
friend's agents, because I really didn't like this job.
9:15
And when I didn't have to work, I would
9:17
write spec scripts. And I wrote a
9:19
two and a half men spec script. And I sent it
9:21
out. And nobody responded to
9:23
me. And I really was
9:25
not enjoying being by myself in this
9:27
conference room every day. I
9:29
think I sent a follow up email saying,
9:31
did anybody read this? Is it any
9:34
good at all? And it just
9:36
so happened that my friend's agent had
9:39
read it and liked it and happened
9:41
to have staffed all his other clients
9:43
that year. And
9:45
this was at a time when upfronts mattered a
9:47
lot. So this was a period where for
9:50
people who don't know, all of the
9:52
networks would announce their fall schedule in
9:54
New York City in front of advertisers. And that's
9:57
how writers would find out what shows are on
9:59
the air. and what jobs are
10:01
available for that year. And it was
10:04
two weeks after upfronts and this agent
10:06
had stabbed all of his writers
10:08
and he said like, let me see if I can get
10:11
this guy a job. And he had
10:13
me meet with Greg Garcia who created My Name
10:15
is Earl. And I was coming back
10:17
from San Diego. I think I told my boss at
10:19
the time, I had a doctor's appointment
10:21
and I had to meet with a couple people at
10:23
My Name is Earl and it's a studio, which was
10:26
20th Century Fox and the network and BC. And
10:28
I kept coming down and my boss was like, you're
10:31
23, are you dying? Like who
10:33
has an actor's appointment? But
10:36
it ended up working out and I got
10:39
the job and Greg was an amazing boss.
10:42
And my first job ended up going for
10:44
four years, which never happened. Like, you know,
10:46
I'm sure lots of people have come on
10:48
the show and like, you finally get your
10:50
break and it's a great show and has
10:52
great actors in it. And for some reason,
10:54
it didn't get at that time, like the
10:57
80 million viewers, it only got like 65 million
10:59
viewers and
11:02
you do nine episodes and
11:05
that's the end of your year. And you have
11:07
to wait a whole calendar year at that time
11:09
until next year's upfront. But I
11:11
was really fortunate that that show
11:13
worked and it was a lot
11:16
of people who had never worked with each other
11:18
before, but we were all connected and that we grew
11:20
up in small towns and there
11:22
were people like Kat Lickle and John Hoberg, who
11:24
I know have done this podcast before and
11:26
Danielle Sanchez-Witsil and Hillary Winston and Victor
11:29
Fresco and my, like all these great
11:31
writers basically took me
11:33
under their wing inadvertently because we were all
11:35
just working there together and they taught me
11:37
how to be a TV writer. They taught
11:39
me what the job was. And
11:41
it was so fun and so
11:43
fantastic. And to this day, like if I
11:45
have any questions or like I'm thinking about
11:47
doing something, I call Greg, I call Danielle,
11:49
I call all these people. I got to
11:51
see them a lot during the strike in
11:54
a way that was fun too, to
11:57
be to be visible together. But that
11:59
was my first time. That's
12:01
an unbelievable story that you just
12:04
like that
12:06
the agents were like hip-pocketed you and
12:09
got you a job on a show that
12:12
ran for four years. That's incredible. That's wild.
12:14
Wow. So crazy. Yeah, I mean, it was
12:16
a fun show and I keep thinking I
12:18
tell my friends like if
12:20
it was the previous year, the show
12:23
everyone wanted to get on, which was a great
12:25
script and a great cast, was
12:27
Joey. But that ended like it
12:29
ended fast. Like everyone thinks like, oh, you know
12:31
when it's going to work out. Oh, God,
12:33
no one ever knows. I mean, the hot show is
12:35
like, you know, it's
12:38
never what people think it's going to be.
12:40
But I mean, so you must have like
12:42
a that that spec must have been really
12:45
great and be like your meeting must have been
12:47
I mean, where you had the
12:49
colonoscopy story I assume you like break that
12:51
out. That's a good one. But
12:54
I mean, that must have been a great me for him to
12:56
like take that shot. You
13:00
know, someone told me gave me a great piece of
13:02
advice because as I think I was preparing to meet
13:04
with Greg and I was meeting with people at the
13:07
studio, there was an executive at NBC at that time,
13:09
or 20th at the time, I think her name was
13:11
Amy Hartwick. And I didn't know what
13:13
to do. Like I would come in and slacks
13:15
and a button down shirt and my agents called
13:17
me and said like, you have to dress like
13:19
a writer. You gotta be a
13:21
slob. It's a little bit weird like you look like you're
13:23
an accountant and no one's going to take you seriously but
13:26
I was meeting with her and I asked I was
13:28
asking her what Greg was like, and whether,
13:31
whether I should come in with pitches or something
13:33
and she said, I think you would appreciate it
13:35
if you came in with pitches so I, I
13:37
came I went home and I read the
13:40
pilot and I thought about the characters and
13:42
my small town life and people I knew,
13:44
and I came into that
13:46
meeting and I tried. I
13:48
came up with some ideas that I pitched him and someone
13:50
else had told me sort of with
13:52
that is your job. I
13:56
remember a showrunner on a first year show has so much to
13:58
do that like they want to do that. would love
14:00
to help you develop as a writer. But
14:02
they don't have the time to do that,
14:04
maybe later. Your job is to
14:07
make Greg's life easier. Do everything you
14:09
can to try and make his life
14:11
easier. So if you have
14:13
any ideas or any jokes, like the jokes come
14:15
from your spec, that sensibility, it's hard to be
14:17
really funny in a meeting when you're a new
14:19
writer. I found, I'm not that kind of personality,
14:22
but I pitched some stories to him that I
14:24
thought would be funny. And I
14:27
found out later that he went back to the room
14:29
and he pitched it to the room and they liked
14:31
it and they ended up making it one of the
14:33
episodes. And he decided to hire
14:35
me because of that, I just did pitch there.
14:37
And I never would have
14:39
come in with ideas otherwise.
14:42
But now having been
14:44
on the other side of it, I'm so appreciative. When
14:46
people come in and they've thought about the show and
14:49
you sit there and you think, oh
14:51
my God, this person is gonna make not
14:53
only my life easier, but it's gonna be
14:55
fun in the room. Like, you
14:57
know, sometimes you're in, this
15:00
person is making everybody funnier. This person
15:02
is so funny and I'm
15:04
funnier and everyone else is funnier when they're
15:06
around. And those people with
15:08
those magic personalities are so great
15:11
to be around. They're so- That's
15:13
what you're always hoping walks
15:15
into the room. Like when you're staffing a
15:17
show is those people. And it's right. The
15:20
good thing about people coming and pitching ideas is it
15:22
could also work in the other way. Like, okay, this
15:24
person does not get what, it's very clear now that
15:26
this person doesn't really get the show or whatever we're doing.
15:29
It can work in both ways, but yeah,
15:32
someone who's like an actual idea
15:34
that could become a story, which is the
15:37
most valuable thing. Someone
15:39
comes into your room with that, like, yeah,
15:41
that person's gonna get hired. So
15:44
great. And people who are good at that
15:46
are so legendary. Like
15:48
your rooms, I
15:50
know names of people from friends that
15:53
I've never set eyes on. I don't know if
15:55
I would recognize them if I saw them, but
15:57
I know the bits that they do. because
16:00
they have sort of like traveled out through time. Well
16:03
you then, because you then worked, if you went from
16:05
My Name Is World to 30 Rock, right? So,
16:08
and you've got Robert Carlock who had like
16:10
weird total recall for everything that ever happened
16:12
in that friend's room. Like, cause I would
16:14
watch 30 Rock and I'm like, oh my
16:16
God, I remember the bit
16:18
that this is based on. And I
16:21
can't believe like Robert, like was he
16:23
taking notes? Like he remembered everything from
16:26
that friend's room and made use of so
16:28
much of it on 30 Rock. It was
16:30
crazy. So I'm sure you heard, you best have
16:32
heard Carlock telling stories from that friend's
16:34
room. Absolutely. He was the
16:37
first person I knew who was in
16:39
that room who would tell room bits
16:41
and stories from there. And I
16:43
mean, 30 Rock was a show that was so dense
16:46
with comedy, like Tina, Tina
16:49
knew when it had the emotion and had to
16:51
breathe, but like she also knew when we could
16:53
get away with just making it The Simpsons. And
16:56
so like there was a lot of room to pack
16:58
one more joke in. So
17:01
like if Robert had trouble,
17:05
he I'm sure being forced
17:07
to think about that room like kind
17:09
of illuminated stuff in the corners of
17:12
his brain to bring back. So
17:16
wait, so how did that, so my name
17:18
is Earl. You were there the whole time.
17:20
I was just four season run of that
17:22
show. And
17:25
then 30 Rock, I mean, that's
17:28
the show in New York. And
17:30
you had like, so tell me
17:32
about that happening. So I
17:35
loved 30 Rock as a fan when
17:37
I was on My Name is Earl.
17:39
I remember watching every single episode of
17:41
it. And I remember the moment in
17:43
season one, there was this Peeley Herman
17:45
episode. Paul Rubens played this character where
17:47
he was an Austrian
17:50
prince that is
17:52
so inbred that
17:54
he like barely can function, but Jenna
17:56
fell in love with him. And like, basically
17:59
she... wanted to be a princess. And
18:01
I remember watching the show and thinking like, I
18:04
can't believe they're getting to do this. This is
18:06
so much fun. I really want
18:08
to do it. And then, but I was on
18:10
Earl and having a blast. And then when Earl
18:12
ended, I really, really wanted to get on 30
18:15
Rocks. Like I submitted a script
18:17
to them. And I first met with
18:20
Robert and that meeting was good.
18:22
And I never met Robert before. And
18:25
I got a call a couple weeks, a
18:27
couple of days later that that meeting went
18:29
well and that I have to
18:31
meet Tina now. And this was after, so
18:33
30 Rock had won the Emmy three years
18:35
in a row and the Sarah Palin thing
18:38
had happened and Tina had already done
18:40
an update. So
18:43
Tina was like, I
18:46
don't mind. She was so funny and
18:48
so good at those jobs. And
18:51
I remember going in and being so nervous
18:53
to meet her. And on top of
18:55
that, I had to do
18:57
the meeting again. Robert was also in the
18:59
meeting. So like everything
19:01
I had pretended I had come up
19:03
with organically in the course of our
19:06
conversation as like a funny story, Robert
19:08
had already heard. So
19:10
I had to now do it in front of
19:12
a person. I like idolized so much, I was
19:15
scared of. And then had to like, I
19:17
don't know, like come up with new, new
19:20
casual material for the
19:23
meeting. But it was
19:25
still fun. And Tina's one of those people who's so good
19:27
and so great. And then Annie,
19:29
she is so skilled
19:31
that I, and Robert as well, but like
19:33
they're both so great that everyone
19:36
is their best selves in
19:38
that room for them. After the
19:40
show left, ended, I remember telling
19:43
them, it reminded me of a workout
19:46
that my track coach would make us do in high
19:48
school. And I'm not sure there's any value to this,
19:50
but he
19:52
would connect two runners
19:54
together with bungee cords. And the first
19:56
runner would take off. And
19:58
then like three seconds later, he would
20:00
have the second runner go and the bungee
20:03
cord from the first runner would kind of
20:05
like pull you forward and The
20:07
coach said that purpose of this workout was
20:09
to make you your muscles
20:11
Know what it felt like to run
20:13
a little faster so you could
20:16
like create new muscle memory Then I don't think
20:18
that actually makes sense But
20:21
in the context of 30 Rock being there
20:23
and watching Robert and Tina work It made
20:25
you realize like how much
20:27
faster your brain and then
20:29
better your brain can work Like the show
20:32
was so good. I thought And
20:34
so unlike anything else like it made
20:36
it I think trained us all to
20:39
like see like how funny You
20:42
individually could be try and try and
20:45
earn your place in that room Yeah,
20:47
what an amazing show and like it must have been
20:50
so fine. Oh the hours were a bit crazy,
20:52
but It
20:54
just hasn't been so much fun writing that show. It was
20:57
so fun and I was young I was in
20:59
my you know mid 20s so that I
21:01
just thought like who cares Right, you could
21:03
just pick up and move to New York and that
21:05
wasn't a big deal Right, you weren't like you're not
21:07
married at this. I was not married. I think I
21:09
got engaged I got
21:12
in I was get I just got engaged when
21:14
I got the call Telling
21:16
me that I had gotten tired. I think the
21:18
next day so my life was
21:20
very flexible and Everyone
21:23
was so funny. There was an element of Well,
21:26
what else would you be doing? What else would you not? In
21:30
fact on nights where we ended up not working late
21:33
we would leave and we
21:35
would just end up going to dinner together We
21:38
were with each other all the time. Yeah, that's kind
21:40
of what the friend's room was like It was just
21:42
like it were there crazy hours, but the you know,
21:44
we weren't we would still hang out Was
21:47
just you might as well be at work all those hours because
21:49
these are the people you're gonna be Hang
21:51
out with any anyway, and there's no one funnier.
21:53
And so yeah, I It's
21:57
amazing to have that experience like that's just
24:00
even so nuts to watch
24:03
at that time. And they had an idea and I
24:05
knew Alec a little bit. I
24:07
knew Alec from 30 Rock and he called
24:09
me and he said, Kelsey
24:11
and I have a, sold a
24:13
show to ABC and
24:15
we're looking for a writer. And I
24:18
said, well, what's the show? And he said,
24:20
Kelsey and I are in a show together.
24:24
And I was like, oh, so you need everything. But
24:26
it was a multicam and I said, I don't know,
24:29
I don't know how to do that. I've never
24:31
worked like this, but I think Chris Lloyd might
24:34
be somebody you loved and Kelsey knows him really
24:36
well. And I knew
24:38
the what the sort of jokes Alec likes
24:40
doing. But I said, modern families ending and
24:43
Chris Lloyd will wanna finish that. So if
24:45
you guys can wait a year, that
24:49
may be a good partnership, you
24:51
guys and Chris. And then modern
24:53
family ended and then Chris called
24:56
me and wanted to talk about the show.
24:58
And I was just telling him kind of
25:00
about Alec and what I thought they might
25:02
like based on my conversations. And
25:04
he very kindly asked if I would
25:06
like do it with him. And
25:09
I said, I don't really know anything about
25:11
this. And it was in a great experience
25:14
because I didn't know anything about multicam. And
25:16
then Chris who ran Frasier for years, kind
25:18
of like one-on-one in a room with me,
25:21
taught me what multicams are and how
25:23
they work. Cause I said to him, like, I
25:26
don't understand how on Cheers they never left
25:28
the bar for the first year. Like, how
25:31
did they tell stories like that? And
25:33
he said, like, it sounds crazy, but if
25:35
you come up with big enough characters that
25:38
everybody loves, when someone comes up
25:40
with a plan, they wanna do
25:42
something, you don't have to see it. And then
25:44
when they reenter the bar and they
25:46
sit at the top of the staircase, the
25:48
audience can tell from their expression what happened. And
25:50
then they laugh and then you follow it up.
25:53
And I still don't, it
25:55
still blows my mind. I spent my
25:58
entire life loving comedy. watching
26:00
shows like that but I never thought about
26:02
it so I didn't understand
26:05
how they did it and that and that was in friends
26:08
kind of blew it all open too because you
26:10
guys put so much more story like Frasier
26:12
pilot had five scenes in it how
26:15
many scenes did you guys have in a friend? I
26:18
mean so many because we always had three
26:21
storylines and you figure each
26:23
of those stories has like what
26:25
minimum six beats right
26:27
I mean so you know you've got
26:29
I mean you've got minimum like 18
26:32
scenes but probably more than
26:34
more than that and
26:37
many of those scenes had multiple stories in them
26:39
right because yeah and in like right because you
26:41
do have that thing I mean it's like it's
26:43
tell don't show often
26:45
which is such a weird thing to say like it
26:47
was against everything you've been told you're like no you
26:50
got to show this thing like no sometimes it's just
26:52
like hearing the characters just
26:54
talking about what happened off screen is
26:57
better because we actually don't really you know need you
26:59
don't always need to see it here certainly did that
27:01
even more than we do but sometimes it was just
27:03
like you'd get the beginning of a scene
27:05
you wouldn't really see it what you're really waiting for is
27:07
like the friends to be in Central Perk
27:09
telling each other about what
27:12
happened rather than you
27:14
showing the audience what happened so
27:17
yeah I mean that's what he's saying it's like telling
27:20
telling is what is what works at a multi-cam
27:22
what would it do you have other that's such
27:25
a good like you know that's
27:28
such good advice were there other little nuggets
27:30
like that that you remember when he was
27:32
like explaining about how to do
27:34
both the camps I mean
27:36
that that was the biggest one
27:38
that kind of blew my mind
27:40
and then he also said like
27:42
with these two actors that are
27:44
so great like well let's try
27:46
and do set it up
27:49
so that it feels like two
27:51
lions that can trade off circling
27:53
each other that
27:55
like what that's what he was like I
27:57
think that's what the audience wants from these
28:00
guys and that's what we fund for
28:02
it to like for one to never
28:04
know who would be in control of
28:07
the scene when the two of them are there
28:09
together and this is something I
28:11
never really thought about explicitly
28:13
before I started writing but it makes
28:16
sense now that you're mentioning that about multi-cam which
28:18
is what we really always almost
28:20
always want is to just watch our main
28:22
cast talking to each other so
28:25
even if that's we love
28:27
these people so even if they went
28:29
to go we went to show something but
28:31
it's just one of the members of the
28:33
cast it's less fun than
28:35
the other person hearing about it with
28:38
them because you just love these relationships
28:40
so much and it it
28:43
both seems antithetical but then this other thing
28:45
this other rule which is put your cast
28:47
that you love in scenes with each other
28:49
is the most important thing put
28:52
them in scenes together and give them attitudes and
28:54
then you're done if they like they
28:57
all have an attitude and the attitudes
29:00
are different you know then you're then
29:02
you're you're golden you're fine this person
29:04
thinks you should do x and this
29:06
person thinks you shouldn't the
29:09
scene writes itself you know it's just I
29:11
think they've got an attitude we know the
29:13
dynamics you know attitude plus dynamics dynamics should
29:16
be built in you know the characters and
29:18
then some people just have
29:20
to have different attitudes and let them talk about it well
29:23
I mean what was this what was
29:25
the premise of the show that you
29:27
guys came up with for like what
29:29
were the characters they were playing the
29:32
characters the premise was basically it was
29:34
a five scene multi-cam and the last
29:36
act was one long scene and the
29:38
premise was that it was
29:40
Alec and Kelsey and a third actor named
29:43
Alec Mappa who was really
29:45
funny and really fantastic and went
29:47
toe to toe with these guys
29:50
in a great way and they were
29:52
all roommates in Soho in the 80s
29:54
like when they were right after college
29:57
and one of them Kelsey
30:01
wanted to become the next Philip
30:03
Glass, like a composer, a musician,
30:05
and Alec wanted to be an
30:07
actor. And Alec kind of got
30:09
early success when he got on a soap opera
30:11
and went off. And
30:14
Kelsey and him always, like, locked
30:17
horns. And the three of them in the
30:19
pilot kind of come back because
30:21
there was a fourth roommate who died, and
30:23
they all see each other. And at the
30:26
beginning, there's a lot of chest popping about
30:28
how all three of them are doing great
30:30
with each other. And over
30:32
the course of it, we slowly
30:34
realize that they're all
30:37
lying. Like, Alec has gone
30:39
to jail for fraud, and
30:42
Kelsey never made it
30:44
as a composer, and no one would
30:46
know because no one listens to modern
30:48
classical music. And he's
30:50
teaching, and even that is
30:53
a bit of a lie because he's
30:55
not really even going in there anymore,
30:57
and everyone is staying at his house
30:59
right now. And over the course of
31:01
it, you realize that his wife left
31:04
him, and he has been waiting for
31:06
two years for her to come back,
31:09
and he hasn't been able to move
31:11
on from that. And their third roommate,
31:13
sort of the other shoe drops when
31:15
we realized, like, he still lives in
31:18
that same Soho apartment. And
31:20
over the years, like, he's gone
31:22
through a succession of roommates where
31:24
he's still living with 25-year-old roommates,
31:27
but they're now just way younger, and he has
31:29
to go to their improv openings and stuff
31:31
like that. And sort of all three of
31:33
them, it's Golden Girls. And
31:37
he needed to, like, come together and, like, see
31:40
each other and their weakness, but still love
31:42
each other and try and, like,
31:45
tell everybody, like, life isn't done with
31:47
us yet. Like, we have,
31:49
let's try and, like, pull it together and
31:51
live the lives that we hope to
31:53
have when we were younger. And they were great in it, all three
31:55
of them. And it
31:57
was directed by Jimmy Burroughs, who I know you've heard of. You
32:00
worked with a lot of friends and I idolized.
32:02
And I never worked for it. Like
32:04
he directed everything I'd ever loved. And
32:06
one of the first directors I'd ever
32:09
known, I noticed
32:11
their names and he lived in Florida
32:13
and he came in to
32:15
do it. And it was just, it
32:18
was just one of the coolest
32:20
experiences of my life to see Alex-
32:22
Conducting like to see Jimmy do what
32:24
he does with the cameras in that
32:26
way that only he does where he
32:28
can just like smoothly
32:31
ride them from scene to scene. I mean,
32:33
it is just, it's a master of this
32:36
form. Yeah, and it
32:38
doesn't feel static when he does it. And it's,
32:40
he's having so much fun and he's so great
32:42
with the actors. And I've always been
32:44
told like, Jimmy works with the actors
32:46
during the day and you get to come see
32:49
it later. And I don't know why,
32:51
but he let me just
32:53
like come peer in the
32:55
back and like watch what he was
32:57
working with them. And
32:59
to see how comfortable
33:02
he made the actors and how
33:04
he helped them find
33:06
the characters and the lines. It was
33:08
just, it was amazing experience to watch
33:11
someone that good at it. Who's done
33:13
it so that much and still be
33:15
working so hard to like try
33:17
and crack a new show. It was rad.
33:20
Yeah, he loves it still so
33:22
much. It's kind of like he gets the
33:24
same. And sometimes there's
33:26
like jokes that he's wanting to do
33:28
physical bits that are like a little
33:30
bit. You've seen them many
33:33
times before. He's just as amused
33:35
by them. Like the 50th time
33:37
as he was the first time
33:39
genuinely. Like he just gets excited
33:41
about, it's pretty infectious that
33:43
he just loves it so, so much.
33:46
Yeah, and to love the
33:48
art of it is so great. And there
33:50
are shots of his. I like the opening
33:52
of the Cheers pilot. I remember to this
33:54
day and I never noticed acting. Or
33:57
I didn't notice like camera movements when I was
33:59
a kid. But somehow he did
34:01
it without, made
34:03
me notice something without really showing
34:06
off that this is something special. Yeah.
34:10
So how did that show? Like what
34:12
happened? Like, I
34:14
don't know. I mean, they, it's all
34:16
as always is the case with pilots,
34:18
like they made it. They
34:23
we got a season pickup and we broke,
34:25
we got a great room together and we
34:27
broke half the season and then we shot
34:30
the pilot. And they,
34:32
you know, I feel like they didn't, they ended
34:35
up canceling us and they, I
34:38
think it maybe was not the time in that
34:40
year for a show about
34:42
three old men. Like
34:45
was that going to be ABC's brand then
34:47
two of them were white. I have, but
34:49
I am, I actually have
34:51
no idea. People give you reasons when
34:53
they don't want to make a show. And you
34:56
know, a little bit, it's like, I think you're
34:58
probably lying to me to say my things and
35:00
that's okay. Thank you for lying to me. Like
35:04
this, but I can say that Alec and
35:06
Kelsey and Alec Mappa were really great and
35:08
it was really fun working on the
35:10
show. And I don't know, had
35:13
we gotten to go on TV, maybe we would have
35:15
flopped and the testing showed that or maybe, and maybe
35:18
people would have wanted to check them out. I have
35:20
no, I have no, no idea.
35:24
I thought I was happy with how it came
35:26
out and I'm not always
35:28
happy. I
35:31
mean, it's such a cool experience, but you know, like
35:33
just have been able to do that with
35:36
Jimmy and Chris and those guys.
35:38
Like that's what a cool thing, whatever.
35:40
Yeah. So wait, so,
35:42
so what's the journey really needs to be the
35:44
destination as we often tell ourselves
35:46
and I think it's very hard to remember,
35:48
but yeah. If
35:53
you need a laugh and you're on the go,
35:55
try STOP, P O D C A S D
35:57
I. Are you trying to put
35:59
the name of the park? Yeah, I'm trying
36:01
to spell it, but it's tricky. Let me give
36:03
it a try. Okay. If
36:05
you need a laugh and you're
36:08
on the go, call S-T-O-P-P-P-A-D-I. It
36:11
will never fit. No, it will. Let me try.
36:14
If you need a laugh and
36:16
you're on the go, try S-T-O-P-P-P-D-C-O-O.
36:19
Ah, we are so close. Stop
36:22
podcasting yourself. A podcast
36:25
from maximumfun.org. If
36:27
you need a laugh and you're on the go. So
36:31
was fulfillment like, you know,
36:33
coming off of that? I think
36:35
when in your little quick interview before the read, you
36:37
mentioned something about how you were like coming
36:39
off of a pilot experience and
36:41
feeling like, okay, agents bring me
36:43
stuff because I'm like,
36:46
is that the point you were
36:48
at? Yes, it was. It was
36:50
right after that show got canceled
36:52
and I was not expecting
36:54
it to get canceled because the scripts were
36:56
really funny and we were having
36:58
a really good time. But I
37:01
still, you know, I still worked for the studio and
37:03
I still had to come up with new shows and
37:05
I didn't really know what to do. I
37:08
was a little bit tapped
37:10
out. And I think I told my
37:12
managers, like, I'm interested in meeting
37:15
people or there's IP, anyone
37:17
who's creative, like that you think I would like,
37:19
you guys know me. I
37:21
told everybody this and my manager
37:24
asked if I would want to meet Zoe Deschanel. And
37:27
I said, of course, and I never met her before. I
37:29
was a huge fan of all her movies and the new
37:31
girl. And I think she's just
37:33
so skilled and talented and fantastic and
37:35
funny. And we
37:38
also had similar points in our lives. Like
37:40
she has a kid around my kid's age
37:42
and we're both married and we were talking
37:44
about the pandemic and all of that stuff. And
37:47
we were just chatting and we were just having
37:49
a good time. And
37:51
I wasn't really saying anything about like what I
37:53
wanted to write next. But at one point, as
37:55
I was enjoying chatting with her, I asked her,
37:57
is There any role.
38:00
Have you ever get jealous up like that? She
38:02
just thought like man I wish I had a
38:04
shot to play that. Play. That role
38:06
and he said. Let. Me:
38:08
think about it. Was. I really love
38:10
that she took the question seriously and
38:13
up to do that. And then two
38:15
days later she called me and she
38:17
said she would always with jealous of
38:20
Katherine Hepburn's role in bringing up baby.
38:23
And I I'd never seen that movie before
38:25
and I know I didn't really know. I've
38:27
heard of Katherine Hepburn's you Like what others
38:30
have been with a usable by the I
38:32
wasn't sure like what that meant. So then
38:34
I. Said. That was interesting
38:36
and and and so we start talking about
38:38
screwball comedies and how much she loves football
38:40
com a than her dad loved them as
38:42
you were Bob, wash them growing up and
38:44
then ice I will immediately bought. On.
38:47
Amazon screaming the movie and
38:49
I started watching it and
38:51
it's. So. Good it's
38:53
that it's Katherine Hepburn is so
38:55
funny, she's so weird in winning.
38:57
In the premise of the movie
39:00
is she falls in love with
39:02
his palaeontologist who's about to get
39:04
married and and it seemed follows
39:06
him out in bringing up baby.
39:09
The title the movie and baby
39:11
is the name of a leopard
39:13
that's a bit heavy could let
39:15
prepared food that someone has ships
39:18
to her house is that is
39:20
He had to take care. Of
39:22
ended The premise of them having
39:24
to work together to find that
39:26
leopard that she somehow let escape.
39:28
Good causes them to fall in
39:31
love is so crazy and it's
39:33
so funny and she stops is
39:35
a guy from get his his
39:37
engagement in a been fall in
39:39
love with her. The movie shouldn't
39:41
work at all but it's so
39:43
fantastic and I remember watching them
39:45
thinking like though you would be
39:48
amazing analysts rebel like it It
39:50
is loose. To. Nothing
39:52
you've ever done and I can still see.
39:54
You doing it. So based on that
39:56
character I kind of thought about like
39:58
what is. Why did
40:00
a good place to put to
40:03
the Zoe-stealth playing this character who
40:05
who's just of force of nature
40:07
of positivity that like there's nothing
40:09
that can stop her and. I.
40:12
Thought like I would be fun to
40:14
put or someplace bleak like that. Nothing
40:16
can breaker and I started thinking about
40:18
like. This. With the
40:20
news that the time about the conditions
40:23
like warehouses were like everything that we
40:25
order that's not the border on Amazon
40:27
Prime likes the way it gets here
40:30
so fast that it's so cheap. Remember
40:32
one time like buying a chair online
40:34
ads for like my friend plate in
40:36
front of our house the patio and
40:39
it was like thirty dollars in it
40:41
came to me the next day and
40:43
I thought like. How
40:45
did this happen? Like so, the human dignity
40:47
must have been vital that he did first
40:49
quarter to pull them up. And I
40:52
really need. I don't even think I needed to cheer.
40:54
Tomorrow like just wanted to share and
40:56
it I have any would I would
40:58
read about like amazon fulfillment center and
41:00
how hard it is there and how
41:03
different by people are always needing to
41:05
move in with would might feel legs
41:07
to work. At. A place
41:09
like this and I thought. I
41:12
wanted a made me think of because at
41:14
that time as working at Twentieth which was
41:16
owned by News Corp and you know by
41:18
Rupert Murdoch was in charge of the of
41:20
the mr Burn through the center script and
41:22
I but I want their everyday and I
41:24
thought. Man. But this is fun.
41:27
Like how come how come it doesn't
41:29
break me that like most of us
41:31
work for a giant. Conglomerate.
41:34
That does things that weeknight not
41:36
all love but for some reason
41:38
we have a good time at
41:40
work. Many of us I particularly
41:42
and I started thinking about like
41:44
a we make sort of our
41:46
community of friends there and like
41:48
someone. Is. like a cheerleader
41:50
that like has gallows humor i had
41:52
comes up with a wave to help
41:54
us get through it and from that
41:56
idea like i developed character and in
41:58
this workplace of Like, the
42:01
most, try to turn up the
42:03
volume on the difficulty of it, of
42:05
like figuring out the most
42:08
dehumanizing place, people could
42:10
really work and put Zoe playing this
42:12
role, in this role in there. How
42:16
much research did you do? Because it
42:18
does seem like, in the past, there
42:21
was some research involved about like, what
42:24
actually goes on and like metrics and
42:26
hitting numbers and like, how did you
42:28
research the details of these
42:30
fulfillment centers? So, because
42:32
Amazon has to hire so many people,
42:35
they put out a lot of videos.
42:37
Like, they have distribution
42:39
centers all across the nation and
42:42
especially during big times of the year,
42:44
like Christmas, like they need to scale
42:46
up really fast. So they make videos
42:48
to like that talk about what they
42:50
do. And every day, you can
42:52
just go and sign up for a live
42:55
Amazon distribution center tour.
42:58
We're like very energetic tour guide.
43:01
Like you're at Disneyland, we'll be like, welcome
43:03
to Amazon, this is what we do. And
43:05
like, it shows you the ins and outs
43:07
of the whole place. So I took one
43:09
of those tours and there was, it's so
43:11
fascinating to me to just watch, it's all
43:13
online. You don't have to go in person
43:15
to just see like, the amount
43:17
of technology that takes, that is
43:19
required in addition to all the
43:21
humans, to get you a box
43:25
of big pens the next day for cheaper than
43:28
it would be to walk to your corner store.
43:31
It's insane. And then once I started researching
43:33
it, and that you would always
43:35
like, I'm sure you find this in your own
43:37
work, like you're always two
43:40
degrees away from someone who knows
43:42
a lot about that. And
43:44
I found one of my sister's friends,
43:48
boyfriends worked for Amazon as
43:50
in the office that they'd
43:52
work in and fulfillment. And
43:55
I just called him one day and he had
43:57
actually left. And if you can find someone who's.
44:00
job. They're often
44:02
a great source if you want to write a
44:04
copy by them. And
44:07
I talked to him for a couple of
44:09
hours about what it
44:11
was like day to day there. And
44:13
everyone, it's so funny when you when you
44:15
call the writer, people are like, oh, sometimes
44:17
people are excited to talk about stuff. And
44:19
sometimes people are think it's boring. But as
44:21
a writer, you're like, there's nothing too small.
44:23
I want to know, like, when did you
44:25
eat lunch? How did you guys eat lunch?
44:27
Did you eat them at your desk?
44:30
Did you go find one
44:32
patch of sunlight next in a table
44:34
next to the parking lot? Like, any
44:37
every mundane detail is so
44:40
important when you're in that world building
44:43
stage and character building. So it's
44:45
really fun to talk to
44:47
people. And it's also fun to have people
44:49
realize like, oh, there's no
44:51
detail too small when you're doing that research.
44:53
Because all the book research you do is
44:56
kind of technical on metrics and things like that.
44:58
But that's not actually the world of a comedy
45:00
show. It's, it's what are
45:03
what are Chandler and Joey gonna say
45:05
to each other? And what are their
45:07
different personality types? And what's the texture
45:09
of Yeah, what's just the tasks? Like,
45:11
what's the chuffa or whatever
45:13
we want to call it? Like, what's, what's
45:16
the stuff that's going on in the
45:18
scene while we're talking about the story
45:20
point? But like, what's the business? You
45:23
know, exactly. What actors are doing? And
45:26
there was weird questions, because I thought, oh,
45:29
this is going to be a pilot. Like, if is
45:32
it going to be distracting to see, you
45:35
know, goods zipping around behind people on conveyor
45:37
belt and is that hard to shoot? Like,
45:39
I almost needed to, I was thrilled when
45:41
I found out there's an office that overlooks
45:44
the warehouse. That looks
45:46
like an office bullpen. That
45:49
is a little quieter. And people can talk to
45:51
each other and have some privacy because there
45:53
was I was initially scared thinking, if Everyone
45:56
is having to move so fast all the time and scared
45:58
to go to the bathroom. We. Can't do
46:01
a show because he have a Show is about.
46:04
You. Got in a fight with your be
46:06
your mother in law yesterday. It's or your
46:08
sister is annoying you and you're trying to
46:10
figure out how to respond with your friend
46:12
at words. If people are constantly moving, you
46:15
can't do that. And.
46:17
So once you have the Sansa
46:19
beards you we've got some research
46:21
and have a sense of though
46:23
his character at the center of
46:25
it. What's your process for? like
46:27
peopling. The. Rest of the
46:30
show. The great
46:32
question: I steal so much. As
46:35
from other pilots that I read, I
46:37
mean up their pilots. I read every
46:39
year before I'm right thing pilots the
46:41
friend pilot is one of them and
46:43
the news radio pilot is wine and.
46:46
Ah, Month. I. Know
46:48
that Thirty Rock Pilot pretty well
46:50
and having watched a lot new
46:52
usually if there's something in this
46:54
area I think around that time
46:56
I also read. Ah,
46:58
I read Silicon Valley for this
47:01
one too, I think I also.
47:03
Was really find to figure out
47:06
how to inconvenience claimed. That.
47:08
Pile if I watch a lotta episodes
47:11
of that. But so friends and News
47:13
radio are like constantly. Every single time
47:15
I write a pilot, I read those
47:17
pilots first. Com.
47:19
And I think there's a lot of course been
47:22
in from news radio but but but to join
47:24
do this for I mean I almost always
47:26
start. I go through a phase of like. Writing.
47:29
Down the cast members in the role
47:31
of a pile of or shall I
47:33
love and find is like figure out
47:36
of there needs to be a one
47:38
to one correspondence and then like crossing
47:40
out people that I don't need adding
47:42
people that might be specific as world
47:44
and it changes a tremendous amount obviously.
47:46
But I start by it's just stealing
47:48
at simple them up. It's the first
47:50
couple of days or weeks. it's
47:53
a good method is a pic of the
47:55
i was the psych why does it feel
47:57
like i'm of hundred inventing the wheel by
48:00
each time, you know, like I wish there was
48:02
a there was something we were like, okay, time
48:05
for time for this pilot. Like, I know the
48:07
steps I know, I need this kind of character
48:09
I need that kind of character, you know, it's
48:11
just, I don't have a
48:14
system, like, to be systematic about so
48:16
it ends up just kind of you
48:18
stumble your way. Yeah. Oh, I need
48:20
this kind of dynamic. I
48:22
need this person who's all id and,
48:25
and I'm sure there's systems out there where people are
48:27
like, well, here's what you need the machine, you need
48:29
the animal, you need that this, you know,
48:31
like, whatever these archetypes are, I just don't
48:34
have that thing. But it seems like, yeah,
48:36
news radio. That's a
48:38
pretty good. That's a pretty
48:40
good template for a workplace show. Like,
48:43
I mean, that show was incredible. And
48:46
perfect pilot. Yeah, I
48:48
mean, and that's the thing is, whenever you
48:50
land on a show, like if you're going to
48:52
write a workplace show, and you know, the sort
48:54
of tone you like, and shows
48:56
that work, there's not that many. Not
49:00
that many to steal from like, and
49:02
then, you know, everybody who writes a workplace
49:04
show now will read the office for sure.
49:07
I definitely I probably didn't even say that
49:09
because it was so obvious that you need
49:11
to read the office because it's the biggest
49:13
workplace show of all time. But
49:17
yeah, I wonder, the other thing is I'm,
49:20
I'm, I'm realizing after I hear you say
49:22
that, I've never gone through it
49:24
the same way twice. Like every time I'm like,
49:26
how do you come up with a pilot? And
49:29
I think that's what leads me to stealing. But it's
49:32
not. That's why I read different
49:34
episodes or different shows every single time. I wish
49:36
there was a system, I should just write it
49:38
down afterwards. But by the time you
49:40
know what you're going to do, and you're like, you're
49:42
like, I'll never have to deal with this again. Now
49:45
I'm often like, what's my pilot story? Yeah,
49:48
it's, it's so I
49:50
don't know, I'm in the middle of it
49:53
now. And it's just kind of like, wait, how
49:55
do you do like, how do I know like,
49:57
what? Because once you You
50:01
know it once you actually start
50:03
writing dialogue and scenes, it comes
50:05
very clear. You're like, oh shoot,
50:07
I don't have this point of view. I don't
50:09
have this attitude or whatever. But when you're just
50:11
in that, all these steps you have to do
50:13
before you get to write a script, you know,
50:15
or you're doing these outlines and character things, it's
50:17
not as obvious what you're going
50:19
to be missing.
50:22
You know, when you're in this scene, you're just
50:24
like, shoot, I wish I had the person who
50:26
just had the like, fuck it attitude or whatever.
50:29
You know, there's like an attitude that's missing. But
50:33
it's not like I have some list of like, okay, I need
50:36
all of these. I need
50:38
a dumb person. I
50:40
need this. Yeah, it's
50:43
a show like this where it's a workplace. It's, you know,
50:45
there's like a concept. You've got
50:47
a main character, but you could throw any, it
50:49
feels like you could throw anybody in there, you
50:51
know, to surround her. And
50:56
narrowing that down is so hard.
50:59
I think I often, I'm
51:01
very big on like, I don't remember
51:03
who gave me this advice, but like
51:05
having the theme up front and center
51:07
and knowing it's a very
51:09
open-ended question. Like, I don't remember who told me
51:11
this, but I think about it all the time,
51:13
that someone told me that the pitch for Friends,
51:16
and you may tell me this was totally wrong, was
51:19
that it's about a show about the time in
51:21
your life where your family is your friends. Was that
51:23
true? I believe
51:25
it's when your friends are your family, but
51:27
yes. Oh, yes. That
51:31
is definitely true because it's something
51:33
we would mockingly like say constantly. Yeah,
51:37
that's the pitch. Like, that
51:39
is the pitch. It
51:41
made me think like, oh, that's so
51:43
good because it's so open-ended. You can
51:46
get 300 episodes out of this,
51:51
but everyone needs to fit
51:53
into, everyone
51:55
needs to be described so that
51:57
they fit in that, into the
51:59
framework. of the show in that way. So
52:02
I think I probably with this show,
52:04
man, I wish I remember, I think
52:07
I remember thinking like the pitch of
52:09
the premise of the office or the theme of the
52:11
office is like, how do you
52:13
possibly abide work when it's the most boring
52:16
thing in the world? Like, how do we,
52:19
how do we get through the day? And everyone
52:21
kind of seems to stem from
52:24
that, like, guys, it takes too seriously. And I think
52:26
this one was how, how
52:28
do you get through it and find
52:31
community and meaning when you're like, probably
52:33
possibly doing something evil. And
52:36
how in this like very
52:40
mechanized, like, dehumanizing
52:42
environment, do you hold
52:45
on to your humanity? Yes,
52:47
that's a better one. You feel I should have
52:49
had you in this. So I
52:52
probably like stole a bunch of characters
52:54
and then started throwing away people I
52:56
couldn't jam into that theme would be
52:58
my guess of what I did, but
53:01
I last year I don't remember how
53:03
I did it. But
53:05
you know, it's a fun, you know,
53:08
I really like the, you
53:10
know, the high
53:12
horse, you know,
53:15
character who's who's just trying to
53:17
be so pure in
53:20
there that everyone just like wants to avoid because
53:22
you know, they're going to get a lecture, you
53:24
know, just feels like that's a very modern
53:28
kind of workplace character that's
53:30
not in the office. That's
53:33
not in radio. And
53:35
I think I probably pitched that
53:37
character out as and
53:41
I had a comp for that character.
53:43
I think
53:45
I said, oh, I think I said this is like
53:48
Aubrey Plaza in Parks and Recreation, that
53:50
young person energy. But but I said
53:53
to me, that young person
53:55
energy that no one knows what to do
53:57
with now, that energy is different. And I
53:59
think what I've experienced in seeing the
54:01
world is it comes out like this and
54:03
that ended up being the Shankar character. So
54:06
I stole from Park's Recreation
54:08
too. But
54:11
everything ends up, you know, yeah, it's all,
54:13
everything starts out stolen and everything starts out
54:15
sort of like simplistic
54:18
and if given time,
54:20
grows. I mean, if you read the Friends
54:22
pilot all the time, you know, like, when Phoebe, and
54:24
I hate this moment, it's one of
54:26
the few months I don't like, which is like, I'm
54:28
cleansing your aura. It's like, oh,
54:31
she's the new agey, like,
54:33
it's an annoying, like, stereotype thing. But
54:35
like, when you think about where writers
54:39
and Lisa like, took that character from
54:41
that simplistic beginning, it's
54:43
unbelievable. She's so not that, you
54:45
know, by the end, Joey starts
54:47
out just like, in Lords of Flatbush
54:50
or something, you know, it's just like a, you
54:52
know, like a leather vest wearing like,
54:54
goomba, you know, and where he goes.
54:56
So it's just like, in a pilot,
54:59
it is helpful to go like,
55:01
okay, this is the joke lane for
55:03
this person, like, you can expect these
55:06
kinds of jokes from this person. You
55:08
know, they're horny, they're dumb,
55:10
they're drunk, they're, you know, and it's
55:12
just like, okay, and then you can
55:14
flesh it out. But it's hard to
55:16
have a super three dimensional character in
55:18
a pilot. You just don't have a
55:20
lot of time. Yeah, I
55:23
wanted LeBlanc, bring that to Joey, because
55:25
I always remember thinking, the
55:27
genius of Joey seems to me
55:29
that he's both that and
55:32
every girl loves him still too.
55:35
Like, he's not not like in
55:37
the show, like, people watching the
55:39
show love Joey. He's not
55:41
he's both a bro and somehow
55:45
your best friend. Right, because he's not
55:47
because he's very childlike. You
55:50
know, he has just a very childlike sort of
55:52
innocence to him. Like, he's having sex with everyone
55:54
and yet he maintains this like, childlike
55:57
wonder of things. And, you
55:59
know, he's He just loves food
56:01
and loves his friends so much. He's
56:03
such a loyal friend. And he's not
56:05
really a bro. He's just
56:07
a sweet, childlike
56:10
guy, which is why you
56:12
forgive the womanizing. And he's
56:15
a very different womanizer from Sam
56:18
Malone, who's much more adult. Also
56:20
likable, but he's likable because his
56:22
sort of conceited nature ends
56:25
up being kind of winning. But
56:27
he's not childlike in the way
56:29
Joey is. And
56:32
he just seems sweet and nonthreatening.
56:37
But there's just moments in the pilot where I
56:39
feel like he's this sort of Italian stereotype that
56:41
he got away from quickly.
56:44
But it's just like, oh, that's how he
56:46
was thought of. And then the
56:48
nuance comes out because it's also you
56:51
combine it with an actor who's bringing things
56:54
to it. And Matt's
56:56
bringing this sweetness and loveability. I
56:58
mean, it's like you meet Matt
57:00
LeBlanc. You can't not like him.
57:02
Like, he's just such an open,
57:05
warm, lovable guy. So it's
57:07
just like, OK, fine. He
57:09
can have sex with four different girls in
57:11
a day. But we don't hate him for it. Yeah.
57:14
I mean, and then with even the Italian stuff
57:16
that you guys ended up keeping and
57:18
doing, you turned it up just the right
57:21
level. Like, did he have nine sisters? Those
57:25
episodes were incredible. That's
57:27
funny. It's nice. You can always bring in someone
57:29
else that's like another sister. There's like, oh, yeah.
57:33
You can bring it. Yeah. And I think when you're
57:35
doing a pilot, too, sometimes you
57:38
forget like, oh, it's nice to plant
57:40
things like that that can keep paying
57:42
dividends, you know? Like, that
57:44
there's something or like, oh, this down the
57:46
road. But it's hard to be so
57:49
much to think about just to get that one
57:51
episode written in any kind of decent way. Like,
57:53
not thinking too much about series. And so it
57:55
was like, we'll figure out the series of that.
57:58
Well, it's also funny that pilots. become this
58:00
word text where there's a
58:02
joke that you put in because
58:04
you're like sketching out a character and then
58:06
partway through season one you think like and
58:08
then he said this thing in the pilot
58:10
so like now that's part of his character
58:12
and you pull it out and you just
58:14
think like that was a total accident. Yeah
58:17
right but your staff is looking at this one
58:19
you know trying to figure what the show is
58:21
all they have to go on is this one
58:23
thing so they're gonna analyze it and like yeah
58:25
you're like I don't know I needed a joke
58:27
there it said this thing. Seems
58:30
funny there was a guy I went to college who did it.
58:33
Yeah. That's pretty interesting point I never
58:35
thought about the way Joey's masculinity is
58:38
different from Sam Malone's because
58:40
I remember the moment I locked into Sam Malone's in
58:42
the Cheers pilot at one point or
58:44
maybe it's the second episode no
58:47
I think it's the pilot I think at
58:49
one point Diane answers the phone and there's
58:51
a woman looking for Sam and she just
58:54
wants to pass along a message and she's
58:56
just screaming into Sam about like how he's
58:58
a camera the words are so important to
59:00
this but it's about how he's just like
59:03
a dirtbag road rogue who loves himself
59:06
and at the end of the pilot
59:08
when Diane decides to stay there Sam
59:10
knowingly looks at her and says I think
59:13
you're I figured so and she said oh why
59:15
you think you know everything about every woman something
59:17
like that and then he's like no I
59:20
think you just can't get the phrase womanizing
59:22
rogue out of your head like he
59:25
knows the words are
59:27
so important but like he's so
59:29
confidently masculine in a very different
59:32
shade I never thought about that
59:34
before and they
59:36
got away both those actors are amazing.
59:38
They're just amazing they're just bring such
59:41
like likability you know I mean Ted
59:43
Danson you know on the page and
59:46
that's what's frustrating sometimes is you're like you could
59:48
see getting notes like this Sam
59:50
Malone character seems like just an asshole like
59:52
why would we like this guy he's a
59:54
dick and you're just like no
59:56
but when Ted Danson's saying these lines it's
59:59
gonna be too so different, like
1:00:01
you're gonna experience it so differently.
1:00:03
You know, an actor just
1:00:05
like brings so
1:00:09
much to it. It's funny, you know, bringing up Baby
1:00:11
was a movie that like for a while I didn't
1:00:13
like that. I found it annoying. I found Cary Grant
1:00:16
annoying in his like nebbeshie, you
1:00:18
know, pretending that he's mainly handsome.
1:00:20
Yeah, yeah. And then at a
1:00:22
certain point I watched it like,
1:00:25
I mean, probably like third or fourth of
1:00:27
you, I kept, people loved the movie so much and
1:00:29
I loved I was always like,
1:00:31
no, come on, His Girl Friday, you know, Lady
1:00:34
Eve, Preston Sturgis movies are so much better.
1:00:36
Like bringing up Baby was the screwball comedy
1:00:38
that I was just like couldn't get, I
1:00:41
couldn't. And then finally there's fourth
1:00:44
time or something, it clicked for me. I'm
1:00:46
like, this is unbelievable. This is just so
1:00:49
great and insane and just
1:00:51
like the anarchic
1:00:54
energy that Catherine Hepburn like
1:00:56
brings to it, but
1:00:58
that she's kind of in control of and I don't know, there
1:01:01
was something where it was just like, okay, I
1:01:04
Cary Grant's no longer, you know, I love Cary Grant.
1:01:06
I was like, he was no longer annoying me in
1:01:09
that role, but it's just these things
1:01:13
where it's like, we're just
1:01:15
expecting to put it just words on a
1:01:17
page just from that. You're
1:01:20
supposed to like imagine what it's
1:01:22
going to be, but then like an
1:01:25
actor comes in, Zoe Deschanel comes in, it's
1:01:27
just like changes everything so much. It's
1:01:31
almost not fair because I sometimes think like we
1:01:34
get to have fun and be silly and your
1:01:36
job is to make it like a human being
1:01:38
would possibly ever say this. Right. Yeah. Jesus, on
1:01:42
30 Rock, right. Those actors all had to
1:01:44
like, you have to make it sound like
1:01:46
this, these lines could come out of a
1:01:48
human being's mouth, like something so dense with
1:01:50
jokes with this one line. And
1:01:52
yet those actors could just like, could pull that
1:01:55
off. That was the amazing things
1:01:57
about Tina and Alec is they can
1:01:59
say It was probably bad
1:02:01
for me as a writer. You never, you
1:02:03
were like, yeah, you don't have to worry
1:02:05
about it. They'll say it.
1:02:08
They'll figure out how to make four
1:02:10
turns in the middle of one speech.
1:02:12
I know. So written. Like these things
1:02:14
are so written. And yet, like, it
1:02:16
works. Like those, you know, just
1:02:18
magical actors can like make that
1:02:21
work. You know, and yeah, how like it's
1:02:24
just so, I mean, it's
1:02:26
just a line from one of his friends up who's like, mix
1:02:29
those both bar and bot. It's
1:02:32
the thing. What is, you know, and I think
1:02:34
it was Scott's a very roto, like,
1:02:37
there's a great little line, but like only like
1:02:39
he can pull it off. He can
1:02:41
just like make that work coming out
1:02:43
of this unnatural thing to
1:02:45
say. And yet from him,
1:02:47
it's just like, oh, that's, you know, it's
1:02:50
totally works. And
1:02:53
I think that's, that's the thing. I think that's the
1:02:55
thing. I love that you watched the movie. You don't
1:02:57
like four times. That's
1:03:00
such a great quality. There was just something about, I
1:03:02
kept, you know, it's just always on these lists of
1:03:04
like the greatest. I'm
1:03:07
like, there's got to be something here. Like there's got
1:03:09
to be something. And there's definitely, I don't
1:03:11
know. I feel the
1:03:13
way about a lot of things. There's just like at different
1:03:15
ages, you're just like not ready. You know, for certain movies
1:03:17
and they just seem boring to you and they watch movies.
1:03:22
And they're like, you know, I mean, I think that's
1:03:24
something like, you know, they click
1:03:26
and maybe they're. There's something more adults
1:03:28
and, you know, so
1:03:31
it's like, your kids are younger. I guess your
1:03:33
kids are held. No, your twins are eight. Yeah.
1:03:35
Yeah. So it's just like, you know, you get, or
1:03:39
you want to show them some of these things and it's just like, what's going
1:03:41
to work, you know, like, I don't want to. we
1:03:45
watched a lot of movies over the pandemic, you know, that
1:03:47
my kids were like 13, 14. And.
1:03:51
They did. Like I was just like, I love his
1:03:53
girl Friday so much. Like are these kids, you know,
1:03:55
and they did refer to it as that movie. We're
1:03:57
that yelling movie. Yeah. they
1:04:00
laugh when we were watching it like they
1:04:02
were laughing, you know, can't take back, can't
1:04:05
take back the laugh like, you know,
1:04:07
I figure you plant those seeds and
1:04:09
it's not quite like Zoe's, you
1:04:11
know, Zoe's dad like really feeding
1:04:14
her a steady diet of screwball
1:04:16
comedy. But you know, you just want to
1:04:18
expose your kids to the good stuff. I
1:04:22
think I read his go Friday
1:04:24
because when I first saw the pulp
1:04:26
fiction script, and like the
1:04:28
first paragraph, Quentin Tarantino
1:04:31
wrote like they, they talk
1:04:33
really fast. Like
1:04:35
in his girl Friday, I was
1:04:38
like, Oh, okay. Why did he
1:04:40
bother adding that part? He's
1:04:43
your Friday. Like I understand what talk really fast
1:04:45
to me. But there is
1:04:47
a very certain kind of pace
1:04:49
and velocity to the dialogue in that
1:04:52
movie. That's just, it's just incredible. So
1:04:58
how much
1:05:01
did you like think like, series
1:05:03
wise, when you you know, with this with fulfillment,
1:05:05
like, did you have, do you have to write
1:05:08
one of those things where like, here's where it
1:05:10
all goes? I mean, you
1:05:12
obviously figure, you know, the pilot builds to
1:05:14
the, you know, a really big physical moment,
1:05:17
you've got birds being eviscerated
1:05:20
by a drone, you've got, you know,
1:05:24
like, you've got the pilot. Like,
1:05:27
did you think that you were going to need
1:05:29
to build to something that big
1:05:32
each episode? Or how were you thinking about
1:05:35
series? I
1:05:37
so I think I had story areas
1:05:39
that I wanted to explore for sure.
1:05:41
And in future episodes, but I remember
1:05:44
thinking the biggest thing I wanted to
1:05:46
do in this pilot was I wanted
1:05:48
to like, stake a lot of
1:05:50
flags on things I could do,
1:05:52
comedy wise, that wouldn't feel outside
1:05:55
of the tone of the show. And I knew
1:06:00
One thing was that there was that big physical
1:06:02
comedy bit, and I liked, I
1:06:04
kind of liked it, and there was questions about whether
1:06:06
we needed it from the pilot, but I just thought,
1:06:09
I think I wanna make a show that
1:06:12
we can do this sometimes on. That's what's
1:06:14
interesting for me in that moment
1:06:17
in time. I don't think
1:06:19
we're gonna do this every episode or even most
1:06:21
episodes, but I tend to,
1:06:24
I find it satisfying when stories dovetail,
1:06:27
and if they can dovetail in a
1:06:29
funny way, I think it's
1:06:32
great, but sometimes on some shows, that
1:06:34
would feel really written and weird. Like
1:06:36
if an episode of, you
1:06:40
know, catastrophe did that, you
1:06:43
might be like, that's not the show now. You can't,
1:06:45
you're not allowed to do this anymore. And
1:06:47
I wanted to establish a couple of things.
1:06:51
I wanted to establish these cutaways. I wanted
1:06:54
to establish we could sometimes do flashbacks. Obviously,
1:06:57
there's a little bit of
1:07:00
pushed, stacked, joke dialogue that's a little
1:07:02
30 Rocky in
1:07:05
that world I wanted to establish, and there's
1:07:07
a little bit of that, yeah, that
1:07:10
big physical comedy bit that you would
1:07:13
almost, I feel like
1:07:15
sometimes you would do on multicams, but I think on
1:07:17
single cam, I thought we can get
1:07:19
away with a bigger, crazier bit, because
1:07:22
it doesn't have to be live. And
1:07:25
I thought that's something that, it
1:07:28
was kind of a combination of a lot
1:07:30
of tones that I just been on, a
1:07:32
combination of some of the like broader
1:07:35
modern family episodes that I also
1:07:37
had a lot of fun doing and like
1:07:39
some of the more pushed things on 30 Rock, but
1:07:42
also I wanted to get real
1:07:46
emotional like love interest stuff
1:07:48
that we had done some
1:07:50
other modern family episodes, and I
1:07:52
wanted to, one thing I love from
1:07:55
My Name is Earl, like you're talking about Joey,
1:07:57
is that if you liked Jason Earl so much,
1:10:00
And we don't have to go back to it. And I do think
1:10:02
I probably, like a lot of pilots do this.
1:10:05
Mindy Kaling did it really well in the Mindy
1:10:07
project pilot where
1:10:11
there is voiceover, but then you
1:10:13
cut to the scene that it's
1:10:15
coming from and you get
1:10:18
away with it. And it's not something that they use
1:10:20
the rest of the series and you get a little
1:10:22
bit of leeway on pilots that I decided to do
1:10:25
that. Because you just, the beginnings of pilots
1:10:28
are so hard. I don't
1:10:30
know how your process of
1:10:32
going through them is, but mine is very
1:10:34
brutal. Yeah, no, the first scene of
1:10:36
a pilot is
1:10:38
the hardest thing in all of
1:10:40
writing. I feel like there's just nothing harder
1:10:43
than that first scene and figuring
1:10:45
out how you, you know, are
1:10:47
you gonna make that fun? Are you gonna introduce characters efficiently?
1:10:49
I mean, it's just, there's so many things you have to
1:10:52
do in that first scene. And that's
1:10:54
why, you know, people end up doing all
1:10:56
these same kinds of
1:10:58
things. You start at
1:11:00
the most heightened moment and then it's
1:11:02
like two weeks earlier, you know,
1:11:04
you just like those kind of tropes,
1:11:06
which as writers, we're
1:11:09
sick of all of them and yet sometimes we do
1:11:11
them because it's like, I
1:11:13
don't know what else to do. I don't know
1:11:15
how to make this work and how to answer
1:11:17
these notes. But
1:11:20
yeah, I just noticed, you know, single
1:11:22
camera is like, it's
1:11:25
often, you see the shows that actually
1:11:27
make it often have like one of
1:11:29
these just handful of devices that they
1:11:31
end up using because it
1:11:33
is hard to just like make
1:11:36
a show that's just kind of shot like a movie,
1:11:38
you know, that where, and have the jokes land and
1:11:40
have it be clear. I mean, 30 Rock did
1:11:42
that, but it also has such
1:11:44
a specific tone that you
1:11:47
can't really describe, you know, like,
1:11:49
now you can, oh, it's a 30 Rock tone. Yeah.
1:11:52
Before they, you know, it's just like, you couldn't have gotten
1:11:54
that through if you weren't Tina Fey and Robert, like, anyway,
1:11:57
it's a... And actually that
1:11:59
pilot. starts with just
1:12:02
a character introduction of Liz Lemon.
1:12:04
She goes to buy a hot
1:12:06
dog and she's getting guff
1:12:10
from the people behind her in line and she's acting
1:12:12
like she's the only person who follows
1:12:14
social mores. So then she buys all
1:12:16
of the hot dogs from the vendor,
1:12:18
making everyone mad at her behind her,
1:12:20
but she feels like righteous. And
1:12:23
it's not a plot point in the episode,
1:12:25
it's just a character
1:12:27
intro and it's so good.
1:12:31
So all we need to do is come up with
1:12:33
something as good as 30
1:12:35
Rock Pilot and we'll
1:12:37
be fine. Well
1:12:40
this was so great. I feel like I
1:12:43
could talk about writing pilots with you
1:12:45
for hours and hours. I could really do this
1:12:47
until I die. I could be so fun to
1:12:51
talk about. I know because we're all we're
1:12:53
just constantly trying to figure out even if
1:12:55
you do it well a few times, you're
1:12:57
like the next time you're like, how did I do that? I don't know
1:13:00
how to do it. I'm excited
1:13:03
about your new show. Craig's great
1:13:05
and that's going to be
1:13:07
fun. I'm just excited to see you. You're
1:13:09
actually in an office, you're not on a
1:13:11
Zoom room. You guys are doing this old
1:13:14
school in person. Being in
1:13:16
person in a room, it's the
1:13:19
best thing in the world. It's my favorite sometimes.
1:13:21
I'm like I don't care if we even put
1:13:23
this on TV. I would rather be fine to
1:13:25
just chop it up about anything with comedy
1:13:28
writers that are good. A good comedy writer in
1:13:30
a good comedy room. Great. Yeah that's
1:13:32
great with hopefully
1:13:35
some decent snacks.
1:13:37
I'm excited for you. Can't wait to
1:13:39
see the finished product and
1:13:42
I'm so glad we made this happen. Thank you
1:13:44
so much. Thanks for having me. Thank you.
1:13:50
All right I hope you enjoyed that.
1:13:53
We will be back in 2024 with
1:13:55
more great Dead Pilots and don't forget
1:13:57
that live show. elysiantheatre.com for tickets. Pilot
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1:14:22
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