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Cold open! Oh my gosh, it's happening.
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Hello everyone. It's kind of not happening,
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but it also is, but kind of not. But
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you'll see. So here's the situation. I
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am currently on
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a show, a show that is on
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the internet called Dimension 20. The
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season is called Mintopolis. It's a lot of
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fun. It's a tabletop role-playing game show.
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And this season is me and
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a bunch of cool people being inside
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of a man's mind and trying
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to solve mysteries. It's like a, it's like
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inside out, but noir detective thriller.
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And it's very fun. And you can watch the first episode for
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free on YouTube. And then the rest of them are behind a paywall at
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dropout.tv, which is a subscription
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service that I quite like. And I'm a big Dimension 20
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fan, and I was really excited to be on this.
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show and I am and when I was like,
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okay, what this show is going to come out, what we should do
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is we should record a bunch of podcasts with
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all the other people who are on the show with me. And
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then I got diagnosed with cancer and I
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got very busy with that and
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I had only recorded one of them. And so
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we were going to release them during the release
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of Mentopolis, which is now going on.
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So we're going to release the one that
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I recorded, which was, which is with Mike
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Trapp. And you
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can get that and it was recorded
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back before I had a diagnosis
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of any guy. I did not know there was anything wrong with me. And
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you can watch the first episode of Mentopolis on
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YouTube by searching Mentopolis on YouTube.
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So this is kind of not the thing.
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It's got working kind of not coming back. But
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news is we also are coming
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back. We're going to start recording Dear Hank
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and John again and they will start
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coming out in October. I believe
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that's
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the plan.
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They might come out a little bit sooner than that, but
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we'll see. We're still in
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sort of a transitional phase. Somebody
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used the phrase healing season. You're
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in a healing season with me the other day. And I'm like,
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yes, I am in a healing season and I'm
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going to try and take care of me as much
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as I can. So thank you. We're
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sorry that we went away for so long and then we are
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very excited to come back. But in
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the meantime, I hope that you will enjoy this
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Dear Hank and John. It's Dear Hank and John. It's
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a podcast where
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two brothers and sometimes a brother and a friend
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answer your questions, give
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you to be surprised and bring you all the week's news from both Mars
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and if you want to do that, probably not that this week. Hello.
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We're got we're joined by a special guest today.
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This is Mike Trapp of actually
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and various other cool
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things that have happened in the world college humor
3:57
stuff and sometimes
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Dungeons and Dragons. Things hello. Hello.
4:01
Thanks for having me. Do you know why do
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you know why you're on my on dear Hank and John? I
4:07
I mean, I think it has something to do with the fact
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that we we have recorded
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and Hopefully by the time this comes out
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put out Yeah season of
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dimension 20 called mental police and
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we had a great time Playing we did
4:21
playing I was gonna say D&D together. I guess it was kids
4:23
on bikes But we we we tabletop
4:25
together and we had a great time and now
4:28
we're just we're keeping the party going It's
4:30
been so hard to not
4:33
talk about this. I don't know how people
4:35
do that I am a YouTube boy
4:37
and I live a YouTube life and
4:40
to have made a piece
4:42
of content I like I don't even know
4:45
like months almost a half
4:47
a year Between when it was recorded
4:49
and when it comes out is very uncomfortable
4:52
for me Especially when I may have been
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as excited about it as I am about this. Yeah,
4:56
you don't get that instant gratification I mean
4:59
I've been I've been writing for animated
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shows since 2020 and One
5:05
of your credits. Well, that's what I was just about to say
5:07
I can't talk about any of my credits because
5:10
they haven't come out yet You know, what have you been doing
5:12
for the past like three years and it's
5:14
like well One of the show
5:16
that hasn't come out yet. I don't think I'm even allowed to talk
5:18
about it Well, I
5:21
think I can say that I'm writing on big city greens
5:23
right now But the stuff I'm writing it won't
5:26
come out for another two years or so So like people
5:28
like I want to check out your things. It's like you can't I either
5:30
can't talk about it Or you gotta wait. I'm
5:33
writing things that are going to come out of the
5:35
mouths of Animated characters
5:38
in three years time. Yeah, great. It's
5:40
a fun job If
5:43
you've ever wonder why there's not a lot of topical content
5:45
on an animated show I will say though I
5:48
kind of love that After after writing
5:50
for the internet for years and like you have
5:52
to be like on top of everything and like have
5:55
a take It's really actually kind of refreshing
5:57
to to write stories that are like your
5:59
cut you kind of just one
8:00
session to like clear out the
8:02
anxiety about the people at the table and be like, we're
8:04
all friends here. Here's one less thing to
8:07
worry about. Like we'll get comfortable and then we'll
8:09
worry about entertaining all the people
8:11
out there. Yeah. And
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I was like, aren't we going to make this like a Patreon exclusive
8:15
or something? And they were like, literally no. The
8:17
point is that there's no audience. Yes.
8:20
You have to accept it, which was hard
8:22
for me. Yeah. Because
8:25
you can monetize this. You're telling me that I'm
8:27
not supposed to talk right now, that
8:30
I'm not currently making content. I don't
8:32
know what that's like. Me walking
8:34
through the forest and filming things, being
8:36
like, I bet I should make a video about lichen. That's
8:39
my life. So
8:41
you want to answer some questions
8:42
from our listeners, Trav? Let's answer
8:44
some questions. Yeah. I
8:46
miss y'all so much. We've filmed
8:49
for like five days and I'm like, my
8:51
summer camp friends. That is what it
8:53
feels like. It's like a series of brief,
8:55
intense, and you
8:58
go through a big adventure together and then
9:00
it just all kind of fades away. Yeah.
9:03
And somebody cooks the food for you. Yeah. Just
9:05
like somebody. All right. This
9:09
first question comes from Hannah who asks, Dear
9:11
Hank and Trav, why is it called Eastern
9:14
and Pacific time? Why not Eastern
9:16
and Western or Pacific and Atlantic?
9:19
Ever been to Montana, Hannah? For clarity,
9:22
and I've said this before in the podcast, Hannah
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Montana is not from Montana. Her
9:26
last name is Montana. She is from Texas.
9:29
I don't know why her last name is Montana, I
9:31
guess just because it sounds good. It
9:34
is a constructed identity after all. It does
9:36
feel like time zones are sort of named a
9:38
little willy-nilly, especially when you cram mountain
9:41
time in there where it's like, Hey, we're
9:44
the mountains dark. We're cramming it. Well,
9:47
I do think like, I don't know the answer to this. I'm
9:50
going to venture a guess here. I'm going to
9:52
venture a guess that it is,
9:54
that everything is coming from like an
9:57
Eastern centric point of view because that does
9:59
be how things go where it's like clearly
10:02
this is Eastern time and then for them everything
10:05
everything after that is Western so like well
10:07
you have to be more specific than Western because the
10:09
rest of the country that's just that's all West
10:12
and like they needed to like define it more
10:14
that's kind of my guess but that you
10:17
we don't I don't know that there was like an oral
10:19
history of how this happened but that is definitely
10:21
part of it but the West what we consider
10:24
to be West is so big that you can't have
10:26
a Western time because I
10:28
am in Montana which is definitely the
10:31
West like it's you know really you think
10:33
of Montana is more Western than you'd
10:35
think of California or
10:37
Oregon but and
10:39
so you so it's like can you really can
10:41
you say Western but
10:44
also importantly there is an
10:47
Atlantic time zone oh it
10:49
is the one that is east of eastern so
10:51
Puerto Rico is in it the Virgin Islands are
10:53
in it and so the
10:56
that was taken or I don't I don't know somebody
10:58
had to name these things so it was so
11:01
there there is an Atlantic and a Pacific time
11:03
it's just that if those are not
11:05
referring to the the
11:08
parts of the US that are Atlantic and Pacific
11:10
interesting though there's a lot of
11:13
Pacific out there that also
11:15
is in different time zones yeah that's
11:18
true because you get the other end of the Pacific yeah
11:21
there's a there's so much Pacific that it seems
11:23
it's a little bit nuts that
11:25
America's like this is Pacific time part
11:28
that it's the part that contains a very
11:31
narrow slice of the Pacific Ocean yeah
11:33
what about the biggest of the ocean what about like
11:35
a lot of Asia and and what
11:37
about parts of Russia and Hawaii
11:40
and that's all Pacific
11:43
yeah I mean the part that's put the Pacific time zone
11:45
should be the one that has the least stuff in it and
11:48
I have no idea what that the bad time zone
11:50
is called but yeah
11:52
I was a little bit surprised to find that there was an Atlantic
11:55
time zone yeah even though obviously
11:58
lots of people isn't it yeah it feels like that But
12:00
like just thinking about how this sort
12:02
of like Eastern centric view of like so
12:04
much west It's like I still sort of feel like sometimes
12:06
when people like the Midwest It's like, you
12:09
know, it's like a lot more east
12:11
than it is Well, like you could call it the Midwest
12:13
but like I don't I don't know like where you
12:15
it's all like It's just pure historical reasons
12:18
why it's like yeah. Yeah, it's because
12:20
the people on the East Coast as and
12:22
as a person in Montana I'm
12:25
I accept your Lack
12:28
of interest in what's going
12:30
on And that's fine.
12:32
It's fine. It's fine. But also If
12:36
just a tip if you ever if
12:38
you ever say to me oh Montana,
12:41
I go there sometimes and Because
12:44
what I'm gonna hear is I go skiing
12:47
or fishing there Like I go to whitefish or
12:49
I go to big sky. I was
12:51
the ski resort
12:53
I know what you mean. I know
12:54
what you mean You don't go to Montana
12:57
you like fly in on your private jet and
12:59
you do a thing and you leave again. I remember
13:03
when I I grew up a military
13:05
brat, so I moved around a lot and When
13:09
I moved from from California
13:11
to Maine I remember
13:13
I talked with a lot of people and they
13:15
were like, oh what you know What part of California just come
13:18
from and I was like, oh, you know around around around
13:20
San Francisco around the Bay Area And the number
13:22
of times people would say something like I said, oh, that's
13:24
cool. Cool. You know, I just visited San Diego
13:32
California geography you have to understand that would be like me
13:34
being like, oh, I'm so glad to be here in Maine. I
13:36
went to North Carolina It's
13:40
really it's pretty far apart Yeah,
13:43
I got confused by San Diego for a while. I
13:46
don't I don't know it particularly I
13:48
was like, I don't know could be anywhere Yeah, it'd be
13:50
really anywhere between LA and San Francisco and
13:52
I don't think it even is no. No, it's it's
13:59
I've figured that out now I've gotten there. I
14:01
actually am going to San Diego shortly. We'll
14:03
have already gone when this podcast comes out And I was
14:06
like I can take the train from San Diego to Los
14:08
Angeles and I did I booked the train ticket on Amtrak
14:10
And they're like here's your train ticket. It's going to be amazing
14:12
like you could go three times Uh
14:15
on this day. I picked my time. I'm gonna be up there and
14:17
then they sent me an email and they're like that train
14:19
line doesn't exist anymore and uh,
14:21
but we can get you on a train take you to
14:23
a bus stop you could take a bus to another train station
14:25
and then take a train to Los Angeles and I was like Oh,
14:30
I will drive like that's fine.
14:32
That's no thanks for that I
14:34
remember I was so excited about my train trip
14:37
and it's just canceled It's also it was
14:39
like supposed to be like one of the most beautiful train trips you
14:41
can take because it just like goes along The beach in southern
14:44
california. Oh look at the waves. I
14:46
still I remember hearing about this. I wasn't clear whether
14:48
it was a permanent closure or
14:50
whether because I think it was somehow related to like, um The
14:54
like rains washing away some important
14:56
part of the tracks or something So I wasn't sure whether it was like oh
14:58
we have to rebuild some things or whether it's like no
15:00
We're permanently closing this whether they were like well
15:02
the train broke. So Uh, it's
15:05
america and we're not gonna fix that I
15:07
mean there was there was a period a year
15:09
or two ago where there was a portion of of
15:11
the Amtrak line in big sur
15:13
that like there's a big old mudslide and
15:16
wash it away and it was the same thing It's like we'll take you
15:18
halfway to san francisco and you can get on a bus
15:20
and go to the mountains And we'll unload
15:23
you on the other side. They keep going like this is none
15:25
of this is Is efficient
15:27
or logical at all? Yeah, we'll
15:30
figure out trains, uh right around
15:32
the time when we like
15:34
right before we invent transporters from star trek
15:37
And don't need them anymore I'm
15:39
glad that we figured out the answer to your question
15:41
by which I mean we definitely did not this next
15:43
question comes from leah Who asks steer hanken
15:45
also trap? What would happen if I blended
15:48
my smoothie for a whole year? I assume
15:50
the smoothie would be blended so hard that it would just
15:52
disintegrate into nothingness But uh,
15:54
feel free to prove me wrong. Have a blended
15:56
day leah
15:58
Yeah Uh,
16:01
so so
16:02
we're talking about a single smoothie one
16:05
in a blender One and you turn it
16:07
on and you just let it go for the whole year one
16:09
year. I so I assume
16:13
That there is a point at which you hit like
16:16
terminal smoothness Like
16:19
a sort of terminal velocity. Yeah, like
16:21
this is a huh? This is smoothies gonna get
16:24
new to cut Yeah, everything that can get
16:26
cut got cut Yeah, correct.
16:29
Then I sort of start but what I kind of started
16:31
wondering with this was What
16:34
happens to like does the movement
16:36
does the motion? Keep like
16:39
bacteria from developing on this Certainly
16:42
not right. Yeah, I think we
16:44
got a couple of problems Drink
16:50
this movie at the end of this. Yeah. Yeah.
16:52
I mean I actually I do wonder because I you
16:55
know mold does
16:59
Most I think that mold actually Not
17:02
all funguses but mold specifically do
17:04
require for the fungus
17:06
to be able to build a structure With
17:09
all of its stuff sort of tied together and sort of
17:11
hyphy like these like root structures That
17:14
would also be getting blended. So like
17:16
they wouldn't be able to form a mold Bacteria
17:20
don't care. They're like, ooh fun Like
17:23
it's a it's a roller coaster and food Not
17:29
it's like it'd be like a waterslide
17:31
made of smoothie for a better area It's
17:33
like you have a great time and and
17:36
it's kale and carrots and
17:38
apple juice for a lot So
17:41
I think that it would you know Like
17:44
there's my question here something kind of
17:46
antibacterial in there. Is that gonna help at all?
17:49
Well, there is a way to
17:51
put enough something in there that that so
17:53
this is what this is correct This is the correct course
17:56
of action. I like it great. We'll put something
17:58
in the smoothie that makes it so the bacteria don't
18:00
grow, or we dose
18:02
it with a bacteria that's cool.
18:05
Like that's the- That'll out-keep. Like
18:07
a lactobacillus or something like
18:09
that. Or a yeast. Yeah, something good.
18:12
That actually maybe makes it into booze. And
18:15
then you got a booze smoothie at the end of the year, and
18:18
that's... Surprise! You
18:20
thought you were going to get the smoothest smoothie of your whole life,
18:22
but actually you're drunk. And
18:27
it's like a chill kombucha
18:29
vibe. I
18:31
think there's also a reality
18:34
that your smoothie smoother is
18:36
going to be adding energy to the system the whole time.
18:39
I'm worried about the heat that
18:41
your smoothie might get up to. Yeah,
18:44
I was wondering too, but we should talk
18:46
about the heat for sure, but also just the pure mechanical
18:50
problems of this engine running for... I
18:52
feel like I get nervous running my blender
18:55
for like 60 seconds. I'm
18:57
like, this is too long. This is crazy.
19:02
It's making a lot of noise. I
19:05
feel like I'm actively breaking something
19:07
just by having this running. To have it running for a full
19:09
year, it's like, I feel like that... We'll
19:12
talk about the heat first. So
19:16
I think that if we took a blender from the 60s,
19:19
that thing would just keep going. Don't
19:21
make them like they used to. Exactly.
19:24
So we have to get an old one. Because
19:27
nowadays, I think you're right. I think they'll just shake themselves
19:29
apart in 25 minutes. But
19:32
those 60s blenders, they were
19:34
made by people who were making airplane engines.
19:36
Like the same man, not the same
19:39
company, the same man made
19:41
both the smoothie and the airplane engine.
19:44
And it's just going to go for... On the same wonderful
19:46
day where he actually chucked a banana into
19:48
the jet engine. It's like, holy moly, this
19:50
goop's delicious. We're
19:54
really going to change things around here, Jeff. I
20:00
don't like I think the heat in the system the
20:02
main like I think that you might actually
20:04
get some Well,
20:07
also you're gonna there's gonna be oxygen in there
20:09
and it's just gonna be oxidized
20:11
like you know, like a Banana
20:14
in a room. It's
20:16
not gonna be a real brown it's even if there's
20:18
no bacteria around it just it will break
20:20
down and So I
20:22
think that what you're gonna end up with is
20:24
a very smooth And if you dosed
20:27
it if you got a good blender that's
20:30
from the 60s Mm-hmm and
20:33
And you key and maybe maybe you have like a
20:35
like a thing in there to keep the temperature good You're
20:38
gonna have a very and some antibacterials.
20:41
You have a very smooth smoothie. It's
20:43
gonna taste not good But
20:47
how smooth is it does the smoothness make it worse It's
20:51
gonna be a textural experience if it's like a
20:53
level of soothe it's like I am Transcending
20:55
to another plane of I have my move
20:57
this is this might be how life happened, you
21:00
know, it's like you take a bunch of non
21:03
living Chemicals
21:06
mix them around add some heat Maybe
21:09
you maybe you invent life again
21:12
That would be I mean, yeah, this is this is like a
21:14
new like Frankenstein thing where it's like, oh, yeah
21:17
I think I just wanted to have a very smooth smoothie and
21:19
somehow I've I've become God Yeah,
21:22
I created life and I don't know what to do with my own
21:25
creation Yeah, okay
21:27
has thoughts now in feelings and it doesn't
21:29
want to die Jamba juice sells it for eight bucks
21:33
But not as a smoothie more as a friend And
21:38
if I get if I get if I get ten of these the next ones
21:40
are free, okay You Can't
21:45
keep making these things They
21:47
have thoughts they are feeling this is an ethical
21:49
problem. They're normal men Just
21:52
innocent men Okay,
21:54
here's another one. It's from Andrew who says
21:56
hello blank and blank. It's almost
21:59
like they knew Hello,
22:01
Hank and Trapp. I'm a high school teacher and
22:04
I get to overhear some of the greatest sentences
22:06
ever. Recently I had two students walk
22:08
into class arguing and one of them said, you're
22:10
hallucinating. Potatoes are infinitely
22:13
more versatile than cheese. Oh,
22:16
wow. To which a third student
22:18
across the room yelled, I've been
22:20
preaching this for years. What
22:23
is objectively and or subjectively
22:25
the most versatile food, slightly
22:28
more versatile than Gouda and Drew. I
22:30
have strong and definite
22:32
opinions on this subject. I
22:34
have thoughts on this too. So
22:37
my immediate thought was just an
22:39
answer to the debate that
22:41
was going on that was overheard, which is that I
22:44
think cheese is easily more versatile
22:46
than potatoes. I think cheese is easily more
22:48
versatile than potatoes. Potatoes are very
22:50
versatile. I'm not taking away a mash, chips,
22:53
fries. I come here not to bake.
22:55
You smurched the good name of potatoes. Absolutely.
22:58
One of the very best things that ever happened.
23:03
But I do think that, you know, you look
23:05
at the cheese can go on almost anything.
23:08
It can be a dessert. It can be
23:10
a whole meal. I
23:12
think there's no question even here.
23:15
Like I don't know how much we even need to get into this because it's like
23:17
so clearly like knocking on the car. I feel
23:19
like these children do not understand.
23:22
They haven't experienced anything like
23:24
the true versatility of cheese. Once
23:28
I was shopping, I was going to go shopping for my roommates
23:31
in college
23:34
and someone had written
23:36
cheese on their list. And
23:38
I said, blank, is what's his name. I
23:42
don't think that was his name when he was born. But
23:44
I said, blank, what kind of cheese do you want? And he said, regular.
23:48
This is an opinion of a person who
23:51
that that that potato is more versatile than
23:53
cheese. That's an opinion of a person who thinks
23:56
there's a regular cheese. Yeah, there's by
23:58
which he met everything else with a spin. Oh,
24:00
by which he meant craft American singles. Oh,
24:03
okay. Okay. That's
24:05
regular cheese, which I get. Okay. If
24:07
there's a regular cheese out there, that's it. At
24:11
least for an American college student.
24:14
But oh my God, so much cheese. But cheese.
24:17
Yes. Cheese is a kind
24:19
of another food. That was
24:21
exactly my thought process too. Look at us. Look
24:24
at us. The potato is a food in of itself, but cheese
24:27
is a processed food. So if
24:29
you're going to say that cheese is more versatile, you then
24:31
also have to say, well, milk is more versatile
24:33
than cheese because milk includes
24:36
the subset cheese, but also everything
24:38
else that milk does. But then I also
24:40
had the question. Does it also include all of the
24:42
milks?
24:44
Sure.
24:45
Wait. So not just, we're not just saying cow milk,
24:48
all of the milks. Milk
24:50
as a general category. Anything a mammal creates.
24:53
Walrus milk, platty milk.
24:56
Yeah. Yeah. And polar bears.
25:00
I also was wondering, and I'm curious what you think about
25:02
this. Is salt
25:05
a food? No,
25:08
actually. I think that this has come up on this podcast.
25:10
Oh no. Salt's
25:12
in everything. No, salt's not... And
25:17
you don't turn salt into other stuff. You turn
25:20
stuff into other stuff with salt.
25:22
But salt is a rock. Salt is a mineral. That's
25:24
like, if that were the case, water
25:26
would be the most versatile food. I mean,
25:29
I'm just going to have a very quick
25:31
question. Yeah.
25:34
Because, yeah, milk is made of
25:36
water and stuff. So in
25:38
that case, cheese is made of water and stuff.
25:41
Meat is made of water and stuff. But... We
25:43
just go down to the atomic level. We're finally saying, I think carbon. I
25:45
think carbon is the versatile food. Carbon. Carbon.
25:48
Carbon. Yeah. Definitely.
25:52
It can be each of the things. It
25:56
can be salt. It can be carbs. It can be alcohol.
26:00
other ones that I forgot. I also think
26:02
there's potentially an argument to be made
26:04
for, I was just thinking of like, what do we like,
26:07
what do we grow a lot of? What do we eat a lot of? And
26:09
there might be an argument to be
26:11
made for soy being an extremely versatile
26:13
food. Yeah, soy and corn. Yeah.
26:16
Because those, I mean, just in terms of pure
26:18
industrial uses,
26:21
those go into just about everything. And like, you
26:23
can have a you can have a meal that is like miso
26:26
glazed soy with some edamame
26:29
on the side. And it's like, this is like soy three
26:31
ways. But yeah, you would kind of look
26:33
at that and be like, yeah, that's a meal. Whereas
26:37
you can't really have like butter
26:39
on cheese with a glass
26:41
of milk. Nobody's
26:44
having that dinner. Not
26:46
without severe regrets at the end of the night. I
26:49
could do it. I could pull this
26:52
off. I don't know that you can make like a bread
26:56
out of cheese. But you can,
26:59
well, I can't really make a soy bread. But
27:01
I bet you can. I bet somebody has made soy bread. Yeah.
27:04
And they make soy milk. And
27:07
you can like turn almost anything into a flower.
27:10
It feels like you dry it out and grind it up. And like
27:12
these days. Yeah. Yeah. It's not gonna be super
27:14
effective all the time. But it's like, yeah, it's your soy
27:17
flour. You can do something with that. It's a
27:19
it's a wild world that we live in now where
27:21
we've decided to flour everything. Everything
27:24
gets floured and milk. And also milk everything. Yeah. It's
27:27
like what milks are next? I
27:30
mean, I'm totally in favor of getting animals
27:32
out of the process. It seems like a lot to
27:34
ask of another organism
27:36
to be like, hey, I know that that's for your
27:38
baby, but I'm a 42 year old
27:41
man and I want to put it on a cracker. So
27:44
get on into this machine. So I'm
27:46
totally in favor of figuring out other solutions to
27:48
this problem. But I do wonder
27:51
what we're gonna milk next. Because
27:53
I didn't see cashews coming. Yeah.
27:56
It feels like we've hit a lot of nuts. With
27:59
plenty, plenty more nuts left. Uh,
28:01
there's a lot of nuts left. There's a
28:03
lot of Like
28:07
I want to say just because also like cauliflower
28:10
has been big in the like I'm pretending to be sure I'm
28:12
a cauliflower milk sound that sounds
28:14
disgusting sounds like maybe someone's gonna try
28:16
it Yeah,
28:21
I see here's how I feel I think that
28:23
we've been at cheese and milk products
28:25
for longer like we've got ice cream and we've
28:28
got yeah Yeah, got the just the regular
28:30
milk and we've got all the different cheeses
28:32
and we've got curds and whey and I
28:34
don't know What else we do with that
28:36
seems like we're doing a lot But I think that we've been
28:38
working at some of these other problems for
28:41
less time where we could actually like turn Like
28:44
I think in my opinion fungus is
28:46
the future. I think that we're gonna figure out how
28:48
to make anything out of fungus Well,
28:50
there's what? Mushroom milk
28:52
and mushroom cheese and mushroom meat
28:55
and mushroom everything. There's been a lot of dairy
28:57
substitutes in my house lately because my
29:00
daughter has my young
29:02
infant daughter has a Insensitivity
29:05
to cow milk protein, which
29:07
means that my wife cannot consume
29:10
any dairy or eat any beef Otherwise
29:12
my daughter will have health problems when that protein
29:14
passes through the breast milk and so we've been just
29:17
trying like what's
29:17
this is this any good is this and
29:21
My wife is particularly fond of a of
29:24
a fungus based cream cheese Substitute
29:27
she's like
29:27
this is actually pretty close. It's
29:29
like it's oh you're fine.
29:31
Yes.
29:32
I love that. It's so good It's like
29:34
we did sponsors for them on such show.
29:37
We did a whole And
29:39
like they sent us and now we're not
29:42
good. Yeah. I mean their cream cheese
29:44
is better than cream cheese It's so good And
29:47
it's like yeah based on the space on the fungus
29:50
good grows in the hydrothermal vents at
29:52
Yellowstone National Park or something I
29:54
love that I like I got a
29:57
true if we can harness fungus to make me any
29:59
food. I But what a dream what
30:01
a horrifying dream Yeah
30:06
Like people sometimes wrinkle their nose like like meat groaning
30:08
that and groaning that something like that I'm kind of like
30:11
no, let's do that. That sounds incredible. Yeah.
30:13
Yeah, absolutely I'm
30:16
trying to figure out what time zones are in the
30:18
middle of the Pacific Ocean, but they don't have names on this
30:20
map. Oh There's
30:23
gotta be somebody who's maybe do do
30:25
the time zones not all have names sure they do
30:28
they must I mean, I guess
30:30
it's well, I
30:32
who named them and now I'm
30:34
wondering now I'm like going back and think about this because
30:36
like
30:38
Because it's you're covering full
30:40
vertical swaps of you know of
30:42
the world you're cutting across many countries every
30:45
time You're like, this is the time zone. Do they have the same name
30:47
in other countries? Yeah, did everyone agree? Like
30:49
yeah, yeah, like this is this is what
30:51
this time zone is Right,
30:54
right Or is it like it's got to be like
30:56
like any other place name where I like the people in the
30:58
place call it something and Then everybody else calls
31:00
us there like whatever they felt like that day like
31:04
Lawrence is most like the other
31:06
time zone in like Western
31:09
South America, right because Because
31:12
that aligns like that right? I'm not looking at a map.
31:14
So maybe if so, yeah Yeah, yeah, the Eastern time zone is Western
31:17
South America. So do they call it the Eastern
31:19
time zone in South America?
31:20
That's a great point Call
31:23
it if you're from Peru
31:28
If you call it
31:30
Eastern time that must be so annoying
31:32
you must be so mad that some that's
31:35
some deeply annoying colonial
31:37
stuff Like
31:40
we decided Eastern United States
31:42
everything here is to the east yep You
31:47
Forget how far to the east South
31:50
America is yeah all over there Isn't
31:52
China all in one time zone to like
31:54
they did put all of China in one time
31:57
zone China was like here's what here's what we're gonna
31:59
do. I know it sounds well But you're gonna go over a border
32:01
and skip times gonna change by eight hours Trivia
32:07
trivia boys here. Trivia boys Speaking
32:10
of which what do you call a potato wearing glasses? While
32:13
it's watching a football game What
32:16
do you call it potato wearing glasses? Well, it's a spectator.
32:18
Oh, I Kind
32:22
of like that. Yeah. Thanks. You're welcome
32:30
Okay, let's do a question here. It's from mark
32:32
who asks dear hank and Trump I was surfing
32:34
Google Maps wait last night go
32:37
to sleep mark And I came across a
32:39
town in rural Georgia with nearly completely
32:42
circular a nearly completely
32:44
circular boundary Homer Georgia
32:46
zooming out and scrolling around I began
32:48
to notice that in fact There were dozens
32:50
of towns in Georgia and South Carolina
32:52
with circular borders Most have
32:55
slight deviations from the circle to include this
32:57
or that neighborhood or a plot of land But
32:59
many retain a puzzling circularity
33:02
in my experience. This is not how we create municipal
33:04
borders in Ontario, Canada What
33:07
is what are these towns centered on
33:09
as a former residents of the US
33:12
Southeast? Do you guys have any idea? I don't
33:14
know. Did you ever live in the southeast? I
33:17
did not ever live in the southeast actually all the place
33:20
Yeah, but but I bet you can guess distinct
33:23
boundaries and dogwood trees mark. What do
33:25
you have it? Do you have a guess? I have a guess. I
33:27
have a guess that That
33:30
if if you have a circular border You
33:32
have to be not close to
33:35
other things for those circles to run into them to
33:37
other towns. That is yes, correct So I would
33:39
I would guess that they're probably
33:41
centered on either a church
33:44
or Like crossroads
33:46
that is like these are the two roads that go
33:48
to our town the you know the town
33:50
founding was here and that will probably
33:53
be like a church or a crossroads
33:55
or Some kind of point
33:57
of commerce and be like yes, that's way higher around
34:00
to this point. Yeah, where two rivers come
34:02
together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they
34:05
just said everything within a certain distance
34:07
from this point and mathematically defined
34:09
the town. Yeah. Which I kind of love.
34:12
Indianapolis is actually like this, except instead
34:15
of it being a circle, it's a square. And now
34:18
it's like added like little bits onto the side,
34:20
just like, you know, they incorporate new area. But if you
34:22
look up Indianapolis, I
34:24
do this because my brother was there and I'm
34:27
like, this is not
34:30
what I would have imagined
34:32
things to look like. But yeah, it's
34:34
just a perfect little square.
34:37
It's beautiful. There's
34:39
a nice simplicity to having like
34:42
a perfect square or a perfect circle as like
34:44
your borders. And certainly if you're trying
34:46
to be like, here are the borders of our town, it
34:48
seems very simple on paper to be
34:50
like 12 miles out from this point
34:53
or whatever it is and just sort of like,
34:55
the northern point is this and the sun is this. But it
34:57
does feel like you're going to run into like rivers,
35:00
mountains, other municipalities, things
35:02
that are like traditionally borders of
35:05
towns and that like probably you have to make
35:07
adjustments for that. I've
35:10
just, I've just zoomed in on the
35:12
very precise center of Homer, Georgia.
35:15
And I was like, well, is it the crossroads?
35:18
And there is indeed a crossroads. You are correct.
35:21
Very clear crossroads. And the,
35:23
as far as I can tell, the exact center
35:25
of Homer, Georgia is about 300 feet
35:28
north of the crossroads. Do either
35:31
Google maps just mess with me or
35:33
the people who created Homer, Georgia were a little
35:35
confused that day. Like it's not like
35:37
they had perfect surveying equipment. So
35:40
they like decided and drew the
35:42
line and then they were like, I guess we're
35:44
stuck with what we got. I'm guessing that most
35:46
of these towns, these circular towns, I'm going
35:48
to guess that a lot of them are are maybe
35:51
on the smaller side. I don't know. Yeah,
35:53
Homer has 1300 people.
35:56
Okay. I'm willing to bet
35:58
that almost of these towns has
36:01
like a field trip for third graders
36:03
to go visit the center of town. And it's
36:06
like, you know, or it's like,
36:08
there's probably some plaque there and all of these
36:10
or something to sort of be like, this is it. Pretty
36:13
cool, huh? I
36:18
want to see if all of them are like this. Carnsville
36:20
is kind of like that. Oh, he's right. They're
36:22
all like this. It just
36:24
became the way to do it. Let's
36:26
see where the center of Carnsville is. Oh,
36:29
no, it doesn't like that at all. Never
36:31
mind. It's not going to let me do it. You're getting too close to the truth, Hank. You
36:33
have to go back. Google
36:36
Maps just stops you. It'd be like, you're digging
36:38
too deep. Stop looking at the center of
36:40
Carnsville. I really love the idea
36:43
that if you figure out that there's like some
36:45
hidden code, that if you
36:47
figure out the like how far from the
36:49
center of each town or something,
36:52
the circle, the center of the circle actually is. This
36:54
is always one. Some like Dan Brown
36:57
treasure thing. Yeah. So you find the
36:59
Declaration of Independence at the end of it or
37:01
something. The deck, yeah. Yeah. It's
37:05
like the bones of George
37:07
Washington. What will be like the fourth installment
37:09
of National Treasure or something? Yeah. Yeah. It's like
37:11
there's a code hidden in small
37:13
towns in rural Georgia. Oh, yeah. God.
37:16
Yeah, you just have to like, yeah. You got
37:18
to get a whole new outfit so you fit in. Get
37:20
a pickup truck with a gun rack on it and go around
37:23
and be like, look, I'm just a guy who likes
37:25
history. No big deal. And then at the
37:27
end of it, you're like, golden teeth. I
37:30
found George Washington's golden teeth.
37:32
I'm a millionaire. They say they can bite
37:34
through anything. The
37:38
only thing, stop something
37:40
bad. If
37:43
you put them in your mouth, you become George Washington.
37:45
10 feet tall. We've all heard the legend, right?
37:48
We've heard that legend. You put in your truck and
37:50
see if you become George Washington. Which
37:53
reminds me of this podcast is brought to
37:56
you by, weirdly enough, George Washington's
37:58
teeth. George Washington. The
38:00
good ones, though. This podcast is also
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38:18
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38:20
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38:22
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38:25
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40:48
with the caption, Get under the shower, you
40:50
dirty b----, and I was really caught off guard
40:53
by the use of under rather than in. Should
40:56
it be under? I understand that we get in
40:58
the bath because we're literally in the water,
41:01
but we aren't in the water
41:03
in a shower, we're under it. When
41:05
we talk about showers, do we mean the glass box
41:07
that we stand in or the stream of water coming
41:10
out of the shower head? Starting to think John
41:12
might be right about baths, Daphne. First
41:15
of all, John's, I mean,
41:17
I guess it's fine. You can bathe whatever way
41:19
you like. I'm sorry.
41:23
Are you a bather? I am not.
41:25
And the place I live now has
41:27
no bath. It just has a shower. So
41:30
even if I was a bather, I
41:33
would have no choice. I wouldn't be able to do it. I
41:36
like this question because my initial
41:38
response to hearing like, get under the shower
41:40
is like, that's so wrong. Don't say that.
41:43
That's not the right preposition for that.
41:44
But then it is like, well, I
41:46
can't. I do think that like a shower
41:48
by definition has to be above you,
41:51
right? Like you can't have a shower coming from
41:53
any other direction. But I think
41:55
I can get in a shower and not get wet. Okay.
41:59
So you're you're saying the shower. Is because I don't because
42:01
I think that you're getting in the shower. Okay, it's
42:03
the it's the room It's the small little room
42:05
that is created for the water to be
42:07
in showers of things that are not the shower
42:10
right because you can have rain showers or showers
42:12
of light and like that right will apply
42:14
to And those I go outside
42:16
and yes, and it's raining like
42:19
it's a shower. It's a shower. It's a language
42:23
I'm now having a really hard time with with the calling
42:25
of a rainstorm a shower, which is a thing that we
42:27
do But now I don't like it anymore.
42:30
I'm I'm protesting and I don't want to I
42:32
don't want to like one particularly dirty man Who's
42:35
like a shower outside? It's like that's not what
42:37
that is. That's a rain. We know what rain is I
42:45
don't have an umbrella. I don't need to do
42:47
that What is it
42:49
they feel like light showers, I
42:52
hate this now, why do I not like this? I know
42:55
now it feels like it's designed
42:57
to clean you but I do think
43:00
but also like if you If
43:04
you if you had a shower stall and
43:07
there was a shower Nozzle
43:10
that was coming from any direction, but above
43:12
you Uh-huh, if you if you went if
43:15
you got a hotel and you went to the bathroom
43:17
and there was sides I don't like here's about here's the shower
43:19
and it just like blasts from the sides I
43:22
feel like I would be like that's not a shower. That's
43:24
something else By
43:26
far the best option here is it
43:28
comes right up from the bottom, right? Like
43:30
it's just the giantest bidet.
43:33
It's of all time and it's just like we
43:35
know where the problem is Is that you get this
43:37
is where most of the self it's
43:40
like it's like those things bartenders use to clean glasses,
43:42
you know Put the glass
43:45
on top of this glass water You're
43:47
just in a container compartment it doesn't turn
43:50
on until your feet hit it Yeah, it's
43:52
like it comes it comes so strong
43:54
and so hard. You really wanted this stuff I
43:57
hate this shower Well,
44:01
is it a shower? I
44:03
think it's a shower if it's in the shower.
44:06
Also, you don't get, you don't want to just
44:08
get in a shower. If I'm telling you
44:10
that I'm about to be showered
44:13
and I'm going to clean myself, I don't say I'm going
44:15
to get in the shower,
44:16
do I?
44:17
I say I'm going to take a shower, which
44:19
makes me think that just a great
44:22
deal of empathy for people who have
44:24
to learn how to speak English. What? You're
44:28
not taking it anywhere. Where are you taking
44:30
it? It's not yours. You're not, you're
44:33
not, you're not like what, what
44:35
is the shower that is being taken? Is
44:37
it, is it, is it the concept?
44:39
Is it the action? Well, to loop things
44:42
back around to taking to rain, too.
44:44
Like I didn't think about this until
44:47
I took Russian
44:49
in college. I retained almost none of it. But
44:51
one of the one of the things I did retain was like
44:54
really taking in how strange the construction.
44:57
It's raining is. It's
44:59
like, well, what is raining? It
45:01
is raining. And it's like, what is it referred
45:03
to? It's like just the general state of
45:05
being like the
45:08
outside is raining right now. That's
45:10
not like it is raining. And
45:13
that construction doesn't exist in Russia.
45:15
In Russian, it's just if you want to say
45:17
it's raining, you say like the rain goes
45:19
or something similar to
45:21
that. The rain is going right now. It's like,
45:23
well, that feels a little bit more sense.
45:27
More sense than it. Yeah. It's
45:30
like, is it God? Like what is it? It is raining.
45:32
It's like, oh, no. I like this
45:35
less than there are showers. Yeah.
45:38
Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going
45:41
to take one. And then I guess
45:43
I'll have it, but I won't have it anymore.
45:45
I will have had it. Right. I
45:48
took it. I took a shower. I
45:50
took a shower and then it and then
45:52
it stopped existing. But
45:54
to go back for a second now. Okay. You
45:57
said you said something about like getting
45:59
into. the shower like that defines
46:02
the shower or something like that. I can get into
46:04
this. I can get into the shower and not get
46:06
wet. I cannot take a shower and stay dry,
46:08
but I can get into the shower and not be wet. I
46:11
can be in there just like, I don't know,
46:14
looking at, watching a movie. So
46:16
you're saying that that is a
46:19
more precise way because if you say get
46:21
under the shower, that means you are under the water.
46:23
If you're saying get into the shower, you can be within
46:26
the stall of the shower, but not under
46:28
the shower of water. Yeah.
46:31
But I also think that in this particular construction,
46:33
whereas whatever the joke was that you got to
46:37
take a shower, you dirty ****, you can't. In that situation,
46:39
you got to say get under the shower or
46:41
get, like it's, it's abstracting
46:44
from the normal speech
46:47
so that we can like enjoy
46:49
the phrase more. If you just
46:51
said, take a shower, you dirty ****, that's
46:55
not, that's not, that's not fun. And
46:57
if you say get in the shower, you dirty ****, that's a little more
46:59
fun than take a shower because it's
47:01
like you get in there, I'm telling you to get in. But
47:03
if it's get under, that's more fun. I don't
47:05
agree. I don't agree with that. I agree
47:08
with that. Yeah. It's like, you know, when
47:10
writing advice, like they always sort of, you know, avoid
47:12
cliches and, and, but so much
47:14
because you just like, once you hear a phrase enough times,
47:17
like it no longer makes an impact anymore. Right.
47:19
I think it's that. It's like you just like tweak the words
47:22
enough to be like, like you really have to think about a shower now that
47:24
I've like changed these, the
47:26
structure of this just a tiny bit. Yeah.
47:29
Yeah. It's like, it's like creating some kind of
47:31
structure that's pointing out the sort of
47:34
ridiculousness of the phrase, take
47:36
a shower or eats raining.
47:39
Give me, give me something that pulls me out of
47:41
the, out of the sort of, you know, tropes
47:44
of, of English speech. And, and
47:46
I'll be like, well, that actually is more like what
47:49
I'm doing. I'm more getting under the shower
47:51
than I am taking one. Or over
47:53
the shower. If you decide to install one of our crazy
47:55
bartender glass. Okay,
48:01
well, I think I learned way more about both
48:03
the English language and water being
48:05
sprayed on people than I expected to today.
48:09
This next question comes from Sabrina who asks,
48:11
Dear Hankentrap, why
48:13
is surprise such a large source
48:15
of joy? People go out of their way to buy
48:18
a surprise, surprise toys, mystery
48:20
boxes, and bags. And there are even places
48:22
on Etsy where they will send you a surprise
48:25
outfit. Now I have to admit, I am also a victim
48:27
to the marketing scheme of a surprise.
48:30
For some reason, the joy of opening a box with a mystery
48:32
in it is so much more satisfying than picking
48:34
something out for myself.
48:35
Why are we so much more willing to
48:37
spend money on a mystery rather than
48:39
a sure thing? A teenager but not
48:41
a witch? Sabrina. That's a
48:43
great question. I hadn't really thought about that
48:46
despite the fact that I run
48:48
a surprise sock company. Never
48:52
question why people would want to purchase your product.
48:55
Well, I don't know. I have always maybe
48:58
thought that that's kind of a bit of a drawback that you don't
49:00
get to know what the socks are going to look like before they arrive.
49:02
But now I'm thinking, yeah, it's kind of
49:04
a little surprise that I get to have.
49:07
I like it. I'm fully with
49:09
Sabrina here. But
49:11
this is coming from someone who I'm
49:14
a very indecisive person. And
49:16
I feel like
49:18
it only gets harder for things that
49:21
don't really matter. Like if it's a choice that really
49:23
matters, it's like you can do a pretty good weighing of
49:26
pros and cons and stuff like that. But if it's
49:28
something like, here's 80 different patterns
49:30
of sock you can have. And
49:34
it's like, I have to make a choice
49:36
if I'm going to buy a pair of socks. But
49:39
I don't want to. It doesn't really matter,
49:41
but I still have to make a choice. And
49:44
that can be kind of paralyzing. So
49:46
having someone else just be like, I'm going to
49:48
take care of this for you, I think is very comforting.
49:52
But I also don't think so that's comforting. But
49:54
there is,
49:55
I think, a second. There's
49:56
like a separate joy that comes from actually
49:58
like the discovery. Right of like actually
50:00
opening it and seeing like what is this thing?
50:03
What did I get and that's it? I think a separate thing
50:06
from just like avoiding a decision Yeah,
50:09
yeah. Well, I think There's
50:11
there's a piece of that's like can someone curate
50:13
this for me? Like I need a person who's
50:15
better at socks than me and
50:17
I'd like you to choose that I actually
50:19
have I have there's a there's a local
50:22
business in town that will give you a a
50:24
thrifted item every month gift
50:27
but you buy if like you pay a monthly thing and they'll
50:29
just like give you what is it one of the things
50:31
that they thought was really cool and I
50:33
love it. I like I love it. I wore one
50:36
of them on our series and
50:38
everybody complimented me on that shirt So
50:41
that when the fuzzy red one with the with
50:44
the collar that when that one's
50:46
there every single person I walked
50:48
by on that day was like,
50:50
oh my well, I love that
50:52
one And so I was like what's wrong with all my other
50:54
clothes? No one has said anything for the other five out there
50:57
Oh, we deeply hate those Does
50:59
you know we really really hate those? So
51:03
I do love the curation aspect of some
51:05
person I trust making a decision for
51:07
me But I also think that there is
51:09
something to like I don't know
51:11
what it's gonna be and then I find out what it is I
51:14
love that. I think it's a I think it's a value that's that
51:16
is delivered And I like a blind
51:19
bag from from like the Disney store
51:21
with a Mickey that's painted like Boba Fett
51:23
maybe I'm into that. I don't know
51:25
why it's the experience. Yeah,
51:28
I think there is neurotransmitters What
51:30
yeah, I'm what I'm running into is to sort of like I'm
51:33
like running into like that that endless chain of why Right
51:35
or it's because like I do think there's something uh-huh inherently
51:39
Joyful about discovery like the
51:41
chance to experience something new for
51:43
the chance for novelty the chain Like
51:46
that is I think inherently Joyful
51:48
and going like getting a box and being like I don't know
51:51
what's inside this but for that moment
51:53
It has the potentiality to be something that could be
51:56
incredible something you've never seen before that would really make
51:58
you happy There's like oh, there's like Maximum
52:00
potential in there and I think there's almost like
52:02
anxiousness as well Like there's worry
52:05
in that moment. That's the worry is
52:07
part of the excitement
52:08
Like I don't know what it's gonna be and
52:11
and I'm worried that I'm like sometimes
52:13
like maybe I don't know Maybe I'm not gonna like it
52:16
Yeah and but and I think that there is
52:18
something that is like that is just like deep within
52:20
us like I think about surprise a lot because
52:23
Because I I write Comedy
52:26
scripts and like so much a comedy is about
52:28
surprising people but in a way that like also
52:31
makes sense and it's logical And so it's like, okay How
52:33
do you like blend those two together and like how do you set
52:35
up expectations in just the right way? so that
52:37
you can come in from the other side and and surprise
52:39
someone and It spends so much time
52:42
like trying to like arrange the conditions for maximum
52:44
surprise But not a lot of time asking
52:46
like but why do we like to be surprised?
52:49
Yeah, why is the surprise in and
52:51
of itself like something that that is
52:53
is a joy And I don't I don't know
52:56
but it does feel like something like deep and biological. It's
52:58
yeah I bet it is a evolved
53:01
trait that conferred advantage
53:03
to our ancestors, you know sure where it's
53:05
like and and I
53:08
think that humor is one of It's
53:11
hard to see it in other species I
53:13
like I'm not gonna say that it's definitely not there, but
53:16
it's it's very there for people
53:18
It's a really big deal and it's
53:20
so weird Like I bet if if and
53:23
when we meet some other intelligent
53:26
species a thousand years in the future They
53:28
won't have humor Like we
53:30
do they won't have laughter like they do it like
53:33
that I don't like it seems weird
53:35
enough that it's probably like it's probably
53:37
something that wouldn't happen every
53:40
time an intelligent Living
53:43
system evolved and like that makes
53:45
it really special I feel like whereas music is
53:47
all around like lots of different organisms
53:49
make music Which I think is another really lovely thing that
53:51
people do but jokes feel pretty
53:54
just human. Yeah, we're so
53:56
goofy Maybe
53:59
and maybe a little like Well, something you said
54:01
made me think about maybe it was in sapiens.
54:03
I don't know if you read that book.
54:05
Yeah. Yeah. But there's something
54:07
I read that was talking about like how much human evolution
54:09
has been sort of like supportive
54:12
of risk takers or like from
54:14
a sort of broad point of view of like
54:18
humans have been rewarded for taking kind
54:20
of insane risks. Whether that is
54:22
like canoeing across the Pacific or
54:25
spreading across like continents
54:27
and being like just like a little bit crazy,
54:30
like just crazy enough to like do
54:33
take these like these big risky moves
54:35
that a lot of times fail but sometimes
54:37
pay off and then they pay off things. And
54:39
I wonder if this is all tied together of like
54:41
sort of like you're being rewarded for taking
54:44
risks. You're being rewarded for unknown,
54:46
for like looking at the unknown and going like, oh, that's
54:49
cool, right? And
54:52
if you're being like sort of if you're getting like
54:54
these, this like, you know, dopamine rush
54:56
from like, wow, the unknown, that's
54:58
cool. And then to tie it back to your like, do
55:00
aliens have humor? Like that, does that
55:02
mean that we just look totally insane? Like we're
55:04
just laughing and giggling and taking
55:07
insane risks and it's like a little bit crazy. Like
55:09
we're like the crazy old prospector that
55:11
you come into that is he was just like giggling
55:13
and laughing and like, man, that species
55:15
is just off its rocker. Well, I mean, please
55:17
let me know if you know about this
55:20
out there listening because so there's
55:22
a lot of, there are
55:25
traits, evolution does this, where
55:27
you have a visible trait that's representative
55:30
of something else, but
55:32
it's actually a good representation. Like antlers
55:34
growing out of the head of an elk are going
55:37
to be bigger if that elk is better
55:39
at finding resources and fighting off
55:42
people competing for those elk, competing
55:44
for those resources. So like it's an actual
55:47
sign of that elk's ability
55:49
to thrive is how big the antlers
55:51
are. You know, it's older, it's
55:54
been able to eat a lot of food, it's big, it's strong.
55:57
And so it's not like, it's not like
55:59
something you can. fake. You can't grow big antlers
56:01
if you didn't actually succeed. And
56:04
so maybe this is like humor
56:07
and like the feeling of joy at
56:10
surprise might be or
56:12
like not necessarily being able to make a joke, but being able to
56:15
enjoy one might be like
56:17
antlers, but for like
56:19
risk taking, like safe risk taking
56:22
and like social success.
56:25
Where if you're good at like enjoying
56:27
and laughing at a joke, it's a surrogate
56:30
signal that you are also good at
56:32
being curious and taking
56:34
a risk intelligently.
56:37
Interesting. And so that's
56:40
like humor evolved as a way to
56:43
signal our ability to do those things. Seems
56:46
like something that a researcher
56:49
might have looked into. And if you know about
56:51
that, please send me the paper because I would love
56:53
to see that. I could also see, but now we're
56:56
just talking about humor instead of surprise.
56:58
They're kind of like they're, they're
57:00
being something to this developing
57:03
as just a way of dealing with the
57:05
sort of like the cosmic horror
57:07
of consciousness. Maybe
57:10
every conscious organism out is really
57:12
goofy because you can't do it
57:14
otherwise. You can't, it would just try. It's like
57:17
it's that you have to be a little goofy or you have to go totally
57:19
insane. You have to like look at the world around you and be like,
57:22
this is so crazy. None of this
57:24
makes any sense. It's
57:26
to be conscious right now on this earth is so
57:29
much so unlikely and so stupid
57:31
that I have to laugh at it. Otherwise
57:34
I will just crumple the ball at
57:36
the like a normal need someone
57:38
to do a big fart right now or
57:41
else. Yeah, it's not going to work. Like
57:43
we can't be humans without like nice
57:46
big fart sounds that we can have
57:48
a good time with.
57:51
I like that farts are loud. I think
57:53
I talked about this on Twitter a while
57:55
back where I was, I said the fact
57:57
that farts are loud kind of indicates that
58:00
loud farts didn't hinder
58:02
our ancestors' ability to procreate,
58:05
and I love that for them. Yeah.
58:08
It's interesting, like, something...
58:14
Let me pause this question to you, and
58:16
then I'll back up and explain where this is coming from. Do
58:19
you think humans have the loudest farts?
58:21
And now I'm going to back up and say, because
58:24
humans, I know, have a pretty large butt
58:27
ratio, but to the rest of your body ratio,
58:29
because we are bipedal and we
58:31
need those strong gluteal muscles
58:34
to move us around. Yeah, they do different kind of work. And
58:36
a lot of the sound is going to come from air moving
58:39
between those big old cheeks. It actually maybe
58:42
doesn't. Okay. So I
58:44
actually... I've looked into how fart noise
58:46
happens, and it mostly does not... So,
58:49
the cheeks matter. Oh, of course the cheeks
58:51
matter. The actual
58:53
sound, though, isn't the... It's
58:56
not the cheeks hitting each other. The
58:58
sound is actually the anus itself slapping.
59:01
So it's the anus snacking
59:04
together as pressure builds
59:06
behind, and then the
59:08
pressure is released. And then when the pressure
59:10
releases, the anus slaps together again,
59:13
the pressure builds, the anus opens, it
59:15
slaps together after it releases, the pressure builds again
59:17
over and over and over again. It's just like you can do it with
59:19
a balloon. It's the same... Like, mechanistically the same
59:21
thing is happening. But it's... But
59:24
most of the sound is from the anus and not the... Yeah,
59:26
the cheeks can control what the anus
59:28
is doing. So if you lift the
59:31
cheek, you can fart more quietly because the
59:33
cheek isn't causing the anus
59:35
to... It's not putting that pressure to slap
59:37
it back together again, but the noise is actually...
59:40
And also, I think that it matters, the loudness
59:42
of the fart matters that the rectum
59:44
is full of gas, and so it's kind of
59:46
a sound
59:49
resonant chamber. I can tell you're
59:51
a professional radio
59:53
man because as soon as you... When
59:56
you start to scream, the cheeks clap together, you clap too,
59:58
so the audience could be... fully transported
1:00:01
to the visual of
1:00:03
two cheeks apart. So they're not
1:00:05
the chicks. It's the anus. It's
1:00:07
an informing beep. Actually,
1:00:14
Sabrina, does this answer your question about why you
1:00:16
like your mystery dress? But
1:00:20
seriously, another thing
1:00:22
I really desperately want to know is what
1:00:24
species has the loudest fart. And if
1:00:27
it is humans, I
1:00:29
think that without a doubt, that
1:00:31
means that
1:00:33
farts,
1:00:34
we evolved intentionally loud
1:00:37
farts. Like we can start
1:00:39
like it didn't hinder us. It helped us. I
1:00:41
really think there's a good chance that it could
1:00:43
be humans. Because I think we do
1:00:45
have loud farts, loud farts. And
1:00:48
I think there's probably like so many,
1:00:50
I try to imagine something like
1:00:52
predator-prey relationships where it's like, hey, it
1:00:54
is really evolutionarily,
1:00:56
just have that day just for you to have a loud fart right
1:00:59
now. That jaguar is going
1:01:01
to eat you if you let one rip right now. Which
1:01:04
is like true for humans too, like with things prey
1:01:07
on humans. But I wonder if sort
1:01:09
of like, I don't know, being
1:01:12
sort of top of the food chain for a while or whatever
1:01:14
sort of allowed loud
1:01:17
farts to exist. So
1:01:19
then you would think that the thing with the loudest
1:01:22
farts are going to be either the top of the food
1:01:24
chain or the really big animals that don't have to worry
1:01:26
so much. Yes. I was just
1:01:28
reading that hippos, because
1:01:30
I was like, maybe hippos have loud farts. They
1:01:33
don't though. They have quiet farts. They have long
1:01:36
farts and they have disgusting farts. But they
1:01:38
don't. They're silent
1:01:40
but deadly. But they're not loud. So
1:01:42
like great white sharks can't possibly have
1:01:44
a loud fart. They're sharks. They
1:01:47
fart at all? I don't know. I don't have the note
1:01:49
to answer that question. Well,
1:01:51
that seems like something I should know.
1:01:53
Elephants. You didn't catch that seed
1:01:56
in jars. You've
1:01:59
got a great white.
1:01:59
The loudest farters on the planet. I
1:02:02
like the, I do like the idea that they're there on the SS Indianapolis.
1:02:04
There's like a mouse hiding from a fox
1:02:06
and it's just like, be very quiet and it's a little
1:02:08
hard to do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, and
1:02:10
it's sitting there next to its like, you know, what
1:02:13
like mouse wife and she's like,
1:02:15
quiet Henry, quiet. And then,
1:02:18
and then he's like, oh no, Susan, Susan.
1:02:21
And she's like, what's wrong, Henry? And he's like, and he's like,
1:02:25
Tiny mouse fart and then the fox is
1:02:27
like, how long?
1:02:29
That's the, but we don't have to worry. We're,
1:02:32
we're humans.
1:02:33
We can fart in front of a great white
1:02:35
shark and actually probably that would be a
1:02:37
bad idea. We are on, on a, on
1:02:39
a, on a species level, the
1:02:42
rude, the like rude husband
1:02:44
from a 90s sitcom. He's like,
1:02:46
we're just letting it go. Like, what are you going to do,
1:02:48
eat us? You can't. You
1:02:52
could work with your time zone, South America. I,
1:02:56
I have so many questions and
1:02:58
I feel like we're about to get to
1:03:01
a really deep and true truth
1:03:03
about humans. So we need to stop
1:03:05
the podcast. Cause if, if we get to
1:03:07
it through farts, then we're going to, then, then like,
1:03:09
I don't know anybody who's going to take us seriously.
1:03:12
And also it might, it might be a problem for the eventual
1:03:14
white paper that we publish in, in nature. So,
1:03:17
but I'm looking forward to doing that. Everybody
1:03:20
go check out Mentopolis on Dropout
1:03:22
TV. It was one of the best
1:03:26
things I have ever done
1:03:28
in my life creatively. It was so
1:03:30
good. So yeah,
1:03:33
I, I, I've extraordinarily privileged
1:03:35
to have been able to be a part of that cast. So thanks
1:03:38
for doing it with me, Trapp. And thanks for coming on. Oh,
1:03:41
I felt privileged to be able to play, play with
1:03:43
you. Of course. It was, it was a great time.
1:03:45
And there's also lots of other really amazing stuff on, on
1:03:47
dropout.tv. If you haven't heard
1:03:50
of that or seen it, what's happening? Come on
1:03:52
game changer. Come on. It's the,
1:03:54
it should get Emmys. It's
1:03:57
the best. I hope, I
1:03:59
hope it gets a tune. for Christ's sake.
1:04:01
I don't know how, but I feel like it could. How did they
1:04:03
do this? Someone put
1:04:06
an iPhone on stage and they just let it play, auto play
1:04:08
for a couple of seasons of Game Changer. That's
1:04:12
how it works. That's how it works these days. If
1:04:15
you want to send us questions for the podcast, you can do that at HankandJonatatgmail.com.
1:04:19
We don't have a podcast without you, so thank you to everybody
1:04:21
who does that. This podcast is
1:04:24
edited by Joseph Tounamedish. It's produced by Rosianna
1:04:26
Hals-Rojas. Our communications coordinator is Brooke Shotwell.
1:04:29
Our editorial assistant is Devoki Chakravarti. The
1:04:31
music you're hearing now and at the beginning of the podcast is
1:04:33
by the great Gunnarolla. And as they say
1:04:35
in our hometown, don't forget to be awesome.
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