This week, Keith and Damon welcome Star (Nicholle Harris) to the agency. She's recently had a falling out with her circus family and really needs to get away, possibly because the "circus family" is actually a cult. "It's Keith and Damon Time!"

Episode 48: Clizzing (with Cody Sanders)

Nov 16th, 2022 1h 17m

This week's client is Terry Clothrobe (Cody Sanders), a successful professional karaoke singer with higher aspirations. Keith and Damon do not want to put him on the spot, but they DO want to send him on the vacation of a lifetime. Why? Because

Episode 47: Jennifer Adjacent Leigh (with Rach Angard)

Nov 9th, 2022 1h 20m

This week, Keith and Damon meet Barbara Walters (Rach Angard), a toddler soccer coach who wants to get away from the toddler soccer grind and get into knitting. Can the travel fellas tailor the perfect vacation for her? Yes!

Episode 46: Talllco Bell (with Phil Corridor)

Nov 2nd, 2022 1h 11m

Keith and Damon sit down with bakery/deli owner Mark Spliffson (Phil Corridor), who needs to get away due to some litigation concerning the name and branding of his bakery/deli. He's also reached his legal limit of children per continent, but w

Episode 45: A Sensitive Hubby (with Jabari Keyes)

Oct 26th, 2022 1h 20m

This week's client is Gregory Del Gowski (Jabari Keyes) a Warner Brothers security guard whose wife recently left him for both his doctor and his boss. He wants a human experience that could potentially allow him to enter his wife's new polyamo

Episode 44: Downpawsit (with John Patrick Coan)

Oct 19th, 2022 1h 27m

SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Keith and Damon are rested, relaxed, and ready to send more people on the vacations of their dreams. This week, they meet pet store owner Bryans Turtles (John Patrick Coan). Bryans needs to get away from the grind of running

Bonus

BONUS Mailbag #1

Oct 15th, 2022 22m 51s

Keith and Damon take a few questions from listener. Also new season starts October 19, just FYI.

Episode 43: Mailbag #1 (with Keith and Damon)

Aug 31st, 2022 1h 8m

SEASON FINALE! Keith and Damon answer some listener questions before taking a well-deserved self-care break.

Episode 42: Breast Milk and Funnel Cakes (with Josh Doolittle)

Aug 24th, 2022 1h 11m

This week, Keith and Damon welcome Damon's former co-captor, muscleman and human lock Thurman Carr (Josh Doolittle), to the studio. He's never even heard of the word "vacation" because he spent his childhood as a famous musclebaby and has spent

Episode 41: Milky Milk (with Dan Burger)

Aug 17th, 2022 1h 23m

Damon is out of the shed and the boys are back in the studio! This week, they meet Benny Plope (Dan Burger), the last milkman. He's been very busy driving around the country at delivering glasses of milk to his twenty remaining clients and he c

Bonus

Keith and Damon: Live! from Tom's Shed/A Sioux Falls Panera

Aug 10th, 2022 29m 55s

Damon's still stuck in Tom's shed, but thankfully Keith was able to sneak him a laptop so they can record a quick ep. #GetDamonOutOfTheShed

Bonus

A Message from Keith

Aug 4th, 2022 2m 57s

See ya next week... hopefully!!!

Episode 40: It's Bertucci's! (with Jonah Cooper)

Jul 28th, 2022 1h 13m

Keith and Damon welcome this week's client Maybelline Newyork (Jonah Cooper), a back-of-house accountant at a family-oriented Italian fast casual restaurant. She wants to get away to a beach without too much sand, but WITH plenty of Ferris whee

Episode 39: Mounds and Heaps (with Alissa Ahlberg)

Jul 20th, 2022 1h 18m

This week, Keith and Damon meet Jeanette Neuchin (Alissa Ahlberg), a recent empty nester from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Her normal husband, Tom, is gifting her a nice solo vacation. It's up to Keith and Damon to find a trip that offers both wh

Episode 38: Cladaclast (with Charles Mustaklem)

Jul 13th, 2022 1h 20m

This week's client is Don Denke (Charles Mustaklem), a year-round fireworks store employee and extremely minor local celebrity. He wants to take his wife, Donna, and his two adopted army brats, J.J. and Julia, on a family vacation that ticks al

Episode 37: 360 Nose Scope (with Duncan Young)

Jul 6th, 2022 1h 16m

This week, Keith and Damon sit down with Doug Rifers (Duncan Young), a skateboarding-obsessed Best Buy employee who lives with elderly roommates who are technically his parents. Can our heroes find a vacation destination without any sunshine, p

Episode 36: Super Lucid (with AJ Campli)

Jun 29th, 2022 1h 8m

This week's client is Steve Vpofsales (AJ Campli), a lawn mower from Brooklyn who specializes in large memorial lawns. He didn't realize he was entering a travel agency, but now that he's here, he's legally obligated to pay for a vacation. Can

Bonus

A Message from Keith and Damon

Jun 22nd, 2022 2m 25s

See ya next week!

Episode 35: Fine Showin' Warts (with Kyle Brown)

Jun 15th, 2022 1h 20m

Keith and Damon meet Kyle Brown (Kyle Brown) who introduces them to Knuckles-36 (Kyle Brown), a SoundCloud rapper who's on the run from the feds. Can they help him get somewhere dark, cold, secret, and far away from the government? Or are thing

Episode 34: Big Ben Laden (with Luke Null)

Jun 8th, 2022 1h 19m

This week's client is P. Peter Peanut-Brittle (Luke Null), and he's a man on a mission. He's in love with his pen pal, Vivica, and he needs to get to Germany within 19 hours so he can stop her from marrying his rival. Sounds like a job for the

Episode 33: Little Guy's on the Prize (with Katie Falcongrove)

Jun 1st, 2022 1h 22m

This week's client is Tawny Bootswamp (Katie Falcongrove), a tiny little guy who hopes to win re-election as the local miserable dog walker. Unfortunately, many of Tawny's constituents are upset that their dogs come back from their walks no lon

Episode 32: Lids is Rembrandt (with Dana Stream)

May 25th, 2022 1h 11m

This week, the travel boyz take on Rodney Terman, a mall curator with a dream to one day be a museum curator at the Lurve in Paris, Texas. He wants to go somewhere tropical, away from his family, where he'll be surrounded by funny art. Easy wor

Episode 31: Hasta La Wawa (with Connor Schuck)

May 18th, 2022 1h 5m

This week, Keith and Damon's client is Carl Baggins (Connor Schuck), a real human being who manages a Wawa in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. He loves his job, but he could still really use a break. Also, cannot stress this enough: he's a real guy.

Episode 30: Sexually Transmitted Scurvy (with Julianna Beckert)

May 11th, 2022 1h 14m

It's a new episode of the podcast and it's former housewife Mag (Julianna Beckert) who is the client at Berd Product Travel Agency. She wants to celebrate her very recent divorce and even-more-recent birthday by finally going on a nice vacation