(PSA This was recorded 10 months ago. I do mention the holiday season at the end and we all know I don't edit)Ever been on a long disappointing road trip with 3 losers and a kid? Well if you haven't I did it for you in the late 90s so you don'

I'm here for the Cat Lady!

Sep 16th, 2022 28m 40s

Lets go back in time when teens looked for the undead and looted old abandoned churches for a good time, and by teens I mean me. It was me. I looted an old abandon church.

Robbery and Hell Fire

Jun 16th, 2022 30m 21s

I was robbed!! Luckily not at gun point or face to face!Today Ill tell you about my forced hiatus and the things terrible people do. Also I want to tell you about how I once put out a fire during a massive hurricane and simultaneously beat de

The One About The Meat

Mar 9th, 2022 51m 50s

Growing up a vegetarian wasn’t as cool as it is now. The mid 80s-90s were not the decades for a child to take on such a freak show of a lifestyle. That’s exactly how I felt with the never ending barrage of stupid questions from adults I would h

Me and Rex, Rex and Me

Jan 19th, 2022 47m 17s

Listen to the tale of my trusty steed and my mechanical best friend. He had been apart of some of my best memories, and my lowest moments. With Bob by my side in his copilot seat, we took on America one state at a time.

He followed me home and that didn't end well.

Jan 12th, 2022 50m 35s

This is a story of me getting followed home from the bar and the wackiness that ensued afterwards.

Im a P.I.M.P Now tell me whatcha heard about me

Dec 9th, 2021 27m 47s

This is a story of a really nice girl that I crossed paths with for a brief moment in time. She made me realize that I was in fact not ready to be a big girl out on my own. Thanks Lindsay.

Why are You Following Me!?

Nov 24th, 2021 47m 20s

Welcome to SEASON THREE!! Today we will talk about a boyfriend I had in my early 20s that liked me so much he felt the need to see what I was doing all...the...time, without me knowing of course.

Ouija Boards, am I Right?

Nov 3rd, 2021 39m 15s

Other people will say its not good to play with them.I say, you cant tell me what to do. Also, ok I wont, kinda.

Trying to Impress the Unimpressible

Aug 25th, 2021 38m 14s

Lets talk about the guy who grew up in the same house as me and the fun we never had. Getting men drunk, and falling from great heights to impress someone who just couldn't be bothered. Start the mower, car, or treadmill and lets get to liste

Where Did You Guys Go?

Jul 21st, 2021 39m 41s

Today I'll be telling you about the piacular relationship I had with these Chinese people and why I cant trust anymore. Here are my ramblings...

Seek and Destroy

Jun 10th, 2021 35m 23s

Have an edible with me and listen to a mild introduction to one of the most important people in my life, my cousin lover brother, Ray. When we reunited we had no idea what kind of hell was going to break loose.But we made sure to cross all t

Part 2 The Guy from Bangladesh

May 24th, 2021 50m 42s

We will be finishing the tale of me making friends with a psychopath from another country. Grab and bong, or a drink and listen to the bullfuckery that was Johntu.

Part 1 The Guy From Bangladesh

May 6th, 2021 47m 7s

This is the first part to the long story of how I became friends with a psychopath.

“Rollin” with the Homies

Apr 22nd, 2021 27m 32s

Today I’ll be discussing the friendship with Wally and the time he almost killed me with drugs. When you fight with the boyfriend it’s a good thing to have a friend to be there for you with an overdose to get you forgetting about your boyfriend

The Laughing Tea

Mar 3rd, 2021 34m 39s

The first time I tried mushrooms and the realization that no one likes a person who laughs.

Run Another Lap Kristi

Feb 27th, 2021 38m 43s

Today I wanted to tell the story of how I met Kristi. One of the few ppl I have found to put up with me for over 20 years.

The Flightless Bird

Jan 14th, 2021 27m 49s

Here’s a little ditty about learning to fly and it being scary for those who watch.

The First Devils Lettuce

Jan 6th, 2021 19m 55s

My cousin and I do what we gotta do to fight boredom out in the country with the devil on our heals.

The Spirit of a Girl

Dec 30th, 2020 20m 55s

A tale of two cousins, a tragedy, and a visit from a ghost.

The 911 Call

Dec 18th, 2020 33m 19s

Being young in high school accused of something you didn’t do. Traumatic situations that later on in life help develop Irrational fears. It’s all here in today’s episode.

Dead horse and the field

Dec 18th, 2020 18m 52s

A fun little story about my first time getting wasted out in a hayfield. If you’ve never had malt liquor you haven’t lived. (Go easy on me, it’s the first one! Lolol)