DMDS round up their top albums of 2021... finally. We said this would come out in June, and it's funnier if it ended up being even later. That's how it works. This was intentional. Who knew running through the woods at night would come back to

#27: 1914 - Where Fear and Weapons Meet | Boris Johnson's new release

Jun 6th, 2022 2h 22m

The boys are back in town and hopping back in time to review some dirty First World War metal from 1914's "Where Fear and Weapons Meet." Hammerhead decides it's a good idea to go for runs at midnight in the woods, and we're certain this one w

#26: Hooded Menace - The Tritonus Bell | Norwegian is a fictional language

Feb 28th, 2022 2h 10m

DMDS take a look at the Tritonus Bell in a timely and entirely not late manner. Pete from Bloodletter stops by to take a journey on Shitbag's Underground. Tim Reaper returns. Also happy new year! Not late!Play along to Decipher the Logö: bit

#25: Gama Bomb - Sea Savage | The Atomic Kittens

Dec 5th, 2021 1h 55m

DMDS get aquatic in this very nautical review of Gama Bomb's Sea Savage. Hammerhead gets stabbed in the face, and Warhound regales us with his urban combat story from the most disappointing battlefield of all time. On this episode of what is su

#24: Bloodstock 2021 | Acoustic Slam

Oct 24th, 2021 1h 44m

Disclaimer: This was recorded before Vicky's recent twitter exploits. Blisters! Atomic balls! The DMDS crew round up Bloodstock 2021. The boys pick out band highlights, talk festival food, and introduce wild snore spotting. Warhound extols the

#23: Hail of Bullets - On Divine Winds | Technically Asphyx

Sep 17th, 2021 2h 13m

Fearless goes the samurai, with godspeed from the skies. DMDS review "On Divine Winds" by Hail of Bullets. Chainsword and Earthshine are revisited. Did you know that apparently you die if you don't stretch? Please don't take any medical advice

#22: Darkthrone - Eternal Hails...... | The Circle of Tyrants

Aug 23rd, 2021 1h 53m

DMDS review "Eternal Hails" by Darkthrone. In the first Shitbag's Underground, Shitbag interviews Rectum Torture, featuring the surprise appearance of Patrick Star and an angry gorilla. Hammerhead provides meteorological evidence that the Gods

#21: Best Heavy Metal of 2021 So Far | Top Fives

Jul 27th, 2021 1h 35m

Each of the Dick Swingers rank their top 5 albums of the year so far, with supporting arguments and track extracts. With appearances from Asphyx, Cannibal Corpse, Vulture, and many more, where will they rank? Find out here on this very special

#20: Hammer King - Hammer King | King of King of Kings

Jul 17th, 2021 1h 35m

AWAKEN THE THUNDER! The Dick Swingers review "Hammer King" by Hammer King. The boys discuss the difference between power metal and flower metal, and the fine line between power screams and pressure screams is finally discussed for the first tim

#19: Sunrise - Equilibria | No Sleep 'til Butlins

Jul 11th, 2021 2h 19m

Storm Butlins, they can't stop us all! The Dick Swingers review "Equilibria" by Sunrise. This time around the boys reveal the central teaching of Ancient Egyptian mythology, and while Shitbag converts to a new faith, Warhound also converts to a

#18: Grave Miasma - Abyss of Wrathful Deities | The pop band Steps was a shamanic project

Jun 20th, 2021 1h 29m

The Dick Swingers review "Abyss of Wrathful Deities" by Grave Miasma. Hammerhead and Warhound suss out Shitbag's money laundering plot. Listen in shock as the boys discover the truth about H from Steps and his prophecy for humanity. And much to

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Jun 16th, 2021 1m 49s

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Fit Lads Forfeit #1: Six Feet Under - Nightmares of the Decomposed

Jun 14th, 2021 20m 2s

Bonus content?! Yes. Shitbag and Warhound are forced to review Nightmares of the Decomposed for your aural pleasure. Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.c

#17: Ninkharsag - The Dread March of Solemn Gods & Sun of the Dying - The Earth is Silent

Jun 10th, 2021 1h 58m

The Tim Reaper arrives with a twofer. The Dick Swingers are joined by guest host Nikodemus (@nikodemus_92) to review both "The Dread March of Solemn Gods" by Ninkharsag, and "The Earth is Silent" by Sun of the Dying.If you want to get involve

#16: Bewitcher - Cursed be thy Kingdom | Any of yous want a Peanut Butter Kitkat?

May 28th, 2021 1h 22m

The Dick Swingers review "Cursed be thy Kingdom" by Bewitcher. Shitbag regales us with his latest misadventures, and Hammerhead displays self-mastery by admiring the Peanut Butter Kitkat from afar.Podcast and social media links: http://dmdsp

#15: Cruel Force - The Rise of Satanic Might | No Sunglasses = Shit Band

May 13th, 2021 1h 14m

The Dick Swingers review "The Rise of Satanic Might" by Cruel Force, featuring Ratlord and Wodos. Warhound dials in via tin can, and we welcome our new co-host, Max Pepsi. Shitbag reveals how you too can become a Legend of the Woods.Play alon

#14: Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea | Moby Dick, Small Dolphins

May 11th, 2021 1h 21m

The Dick Swingers review "Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab. How slow can you go? What is dark jazz? What would the Eternal Nightmare album art look like if it was upgraded? And just who exactly is Circle Douglas? These questions and more, answ

#13: Possessed Steel - Aedris | Are you saying unicorns don't exist?

May 7th, 2021 1h 25m

I don't think this conversation about unicorns is factual. The Dick Swingers review "Aedris" by Possessed Steel. Shitbag fucks up Decipher the Logo once again, and Warhound somehow manages to find Lovecraftian album art that he doesn't hate. Me

#12: Christian Mistress - Agony & Opium | Willem Dafoe

Apr 22nd, 2021 1h 29m

The Dick Swingers review "Agony & Opium" by Christian Mistress. It's story time with Shitbag, and the shocking discovery of Willem Dafoe's death metal band.Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you wa

Episode 12: You can't even imagine how deaf I am right now

Apr 22nd, 2021 1h 29m

The Dick Swingers review "Agony & Opium" by Christian Mistress. It's story time with Shitbag, and the shocking discovery of Willem Dafoe's death metal band.Podcast and social media links: linktr.ee/DMDSPODCASTThis clip uses "metal bomber lo

#11: Solstice - New Dark Age | Parental Advisory - Explicit Content

Apr 20th, 2021 1h 40m

The Dick Swingers review "New Dark Age" by Solstice, and Hammerhead loses the will to live. Fit Lads season 1 also comes to a close, and the DMDS crew find out who will be forced to review Six Feet Under's Nightmares of the Decomposed. Podca

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Apr 16th, 2021 1m 59s

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Ancient wisdom for the modern era

Apr 15th, 2021 1m 36s

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#10: Primordial - To the Nameless Dead | Hammerhead Redemption

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 53m

The Death Metal Dick Swingers review "To the Nameless Dead" by Primordial. This one goes to some interesting places, from music as the most effective art form, to World Cup 2018, negative motivation, and coming home to 'spoons. Featuring the re

#9: Tomb Mold - Planetary Clairvoyance | Crustacean Damnation (ft. Egg)

Apr 6th, 2021 1h 44m

Joined by DMDS OG Egg, the Death Metal Dick Swingers review "Planetary Clairvoyance" by Tomb Mold.Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and socia