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Don't Wreck Yourself features words and situations that are not appropriate for young listeners.
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This show is only for adults and unsupervised juvenile delinquents of exquisite taste and refinement.
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Each week, our hosts look into claims they find online, answer your questions, and say bad words.
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Now your way is the only way and my way is the only way too.
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Music.
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Build a space between a hard place and a rock is all we do. But we'll entertain
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the conversation that leads us to the truth What do we know?
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We're chimps, we're telephones, and I'm no different to you.
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Welcome to Don't Wreck Yourself. My name's Ryan Placetti, and I'm here to disentangle
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you from the Gordian Knot of the Internet's Bullshit.
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And my name is Ian Malden, and I'm here to help disentangle you from the Gordian
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Knot of the Internet's Bullshit.
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Or just make stupid jokes as Ryan does it successfully.
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I just imagine myself as I carefully, meticulously unwind this Gordian knot
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separating its Maldivian strands that hail from Moldova.
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Uh, you're, you're back there behind me, just French braiding them back together.
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Well, it's funny that you mentioned like meticulously and carefully,
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you know, untangling because I'm the guy, like when my headphones get tangled,
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I just kind of pull at it until it like magically untangles somehow.
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Like, so it's just, we have different disentangling strategies.
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Strategies you you tie it into a knot by pulling both ends and i unwind i un
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i unweave the woven that's why we make a great team yeah it's true yeah it's
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the forces of destruction and creation, all swirling together like a classic yin yang i love it i love it i'm not sure
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which one of us is a yin and which one of us is a yang i don't know enough of
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it i think i might be the yin yin. Determining whether you're the yin or the yang is the easiest sort of astrology that's out there.
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Gotcha. Gotcha. It's like, are you a yin or a yang? It's just like two options.
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You know, it's like, am I the fish or the crab or the centaur or the scales
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of justice or whatever the fuck that is?
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You don't have to think about that. And there's 12 different Chinese zodiacs.
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Like I'm a boar in the Chinese zodiac, but I know that I'm a yin in real life.
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What are the characteristics of yin and yang?
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So yin and yang is obviously dark and light.
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Yin is black and feminine and dark and is representative of.
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So in traditional medieval Chinese society, you would expect the woman to have
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command over the household, a.k.a. the dark spaces, whereas the man would be
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the outgoing kind of face of the business as the yang.
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So white is bright. It's in the sun. It's outside the house. It's.
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You know, basically introvert extrovert is the way to think about it.
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So yin is introvert, yang is extrovert, and there's a lot of baggage that goes along with that.
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Okay. Like, and I'm more familiar with Korean than Chinese.
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However, a lot of the Korean is based on Chinese and there are two words for housewife basically.
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And it's, it's kind of heartwarming because the same sort of implied misogyny
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of housewife exists in Asian cultures also, because Because in Korean,
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you can call somebody your buin, which means house person,
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or you can call them your chipsaram, which is the native Korean word for house person.
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And it's always assumed that the house person is, in fact, a woman.
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I will tell you that it is the position of this podcast that if you are a house
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person in Asia, you can be a house person of any gender.
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What a brave stance. I'm taking it right here, right now. Now you have Asia,
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you have my permission to be gender nonconforming.
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Take those roles and shove them. So yin is dark, yang is light.
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Correct. See, I feel like I'm yin, but yang presenting.
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That's just it. That's the beauty of yin yang. It's so like in the context of
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like Western pop culture, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. I love that. No rules.
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You can. I assume that part of this philosophy is that we all have a yin and
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a yang in addition to the families have a yin and a yang kind of.
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Yeah, exactly. You know, it's it's everywhere.
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And, you know, I mean, we could get into we could get into Taoism.
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We could. We could. Oh, my God. And then inadvertently start accidentally talking
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about Star Wars because this is just the light side of the dark side and balance.
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Well, the thing that always struck me as the core truth of Taoism is this idea that the Tao is...
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Infinite, and that any individual person can only perceive a part of the Tao.
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So truth is gained not through a singular clear perspective,
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but by kind of incorporating the perspectives of everyone who are in their own
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right perceiving a part of that larger, grand, hidden truth.
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I thought that was a nice thought. But speaking of hidden truths,
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there is a hidden truth that I think you were excited to talk about.
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It is the Gordian Knot of this episode that we are trying to
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untangle it is what i'm
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calling the kelsey swift protocol which is
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the relatively new conspiracy that taylor swift is a deep state psyop and that
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the nfl is rigging the playoffs and the super bowl so that travis kelsey wins
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and taylor swift is then able able to endorse Joe Biden.
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And I had to say it slow to make sure I got it right. I don't want to misspeak.
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I don't want anybody to misunderstand what this conspiracy is.
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This conspiracy is that the United States government is coordinating with the
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NFL to get Joe Biden reelected by having Travis Kelsey date Taylor Swift.
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Well, I would truly hate to misrepresent the people that are spinning this wild
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conspiracy, you know, I mean, they show such care to not misrepresent.
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The people and subjects that they speak about.
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So. So I'm going to just hit you with a couple quotes.
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This first one is from Stephen Miller, who was a senior advisor to President
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Trump during his presidency. He says, what's happening with Taylor Swift is not organic.
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And then I'm not sure if there's a gap here because I lifted this quote from a written publication.
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Then he says, have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this?
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And I mean, let's let's go ahead and tackle that. She's been she's been working
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pretty hard since, what, 2008. She's got about 20 years of. Yeah, this this look, I grew up in high school.
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I'm an older person than high school age by about fucking 15 years at this point.
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But you are getting old in high school.
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I was the like music snob, right?
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Like I my dad raised me on indie rock, which is like the hashtag blessed the hashtag blessed.
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But it's the way to create a little shit in high school.
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But in high school, I hated pop music is the is what I was trying to get at there.
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So, look, I was never predisposed to like Taylor Swift music.
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I have since become more of a pop fan, a pop culture fan, and my pop music has
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really grown on me. I like there's a lot of it that I really like.
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And I love a lot of Taylor Swift stuff. I feel the same.
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So I feel like I've got a foot in
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both worlds here but it drives me wild
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when I hear people talk about not understanding how
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Taylor Swift has become this global
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phenomenon because she has been a hit
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machine for so long like even
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if you don't like it you have to understand that she
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has wide appeal that clearly
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is viral constantly how could you not understand
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and not only that because she's so pervasive there are
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new fans picking up her music every day like taylor swift released you know
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performative albums like 15 20 years ago almost and people like me who may have
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just like dismissed it as being oh just another pop well actually originally
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country star and then pop star,
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you know, it's easy to just kind of write it off and not not expose yourself
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to it because you because you already have an understanding of what it is,
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even if you don't, you have a you have a prejudice, really.
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Right. But speaking of prejudices, this next quote comes from Jesse Waters, who is a Fox News host.
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You may remember him from his days running around as Bill O'Reilly's bitch before
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Bill O'Reilly got fired for wait for it. Surprise sexual harassment.
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This is going to be a recurring theme at Fox women are not treated well speaking
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of women not being treated well here's what he has to say about Taylor Swift.
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Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon Psychological Operations Unit floated
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turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting.
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I love this. I tried to verify this information that was broadcast on a cable
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network with the word news in the title. And I cannot find any indication that this ever happened as a serious or documented proposal.
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And if it did, it was probably just somebody offhandedly commenting about Taylor Swift's popularity.
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Sure. which is by the way global and
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not just with autocrats jesse waters took one
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look at the bad blood music video it was like she's clearly
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a sleeper agent she could kick anybody's ass do you think that's what the fact
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checkers fact checkers like hey jesse i don't know if we can say that he's just
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like no check this out they're like whoa and i haven't seen the bad blood music
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video but you've described it to me as her playing like a james bond jason bourne-esque
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spy yeah it's It's fucking cool. There's like, there's like three or four different segments of this music video.
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It starts with her in kind of a, no, none of that yet.
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Maybe the sequel. I don't know, but it starts with her in kind of an office
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building, just kind of generally kicking ass.
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And then there's like, I can't imagine her doing anything else in an office
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building. Certainly not working in an office building.
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She's probably like, you know, looking for the, there's always a USB drive with
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nuclear codes on it. And then in an office building somewhere.
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But anyway, It ends up being this epic team up with all these different characters. Oh, it's so cool, man.
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And I bet, honestly, I'm with Jesse Waters on this.
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You think the Bad Blood music video is actually a documentation of Taylor being
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recruited by the CIA and her just putting it out there Illuminati style to let
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people know that she's on board? Yeah, it's well, see, the footage leaked and she said, oh, my God,
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I have to put this in a music video so that people don't think it's actually real.
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But it is. But it totally is. So recent presidential race dropout Vivek Ramaswamy
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had this to say on his account on X.
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I wonder who's going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there's
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a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped up couple this fall.
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So that that is somebody who was ostensibly a serious contender for the Republican
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presidential nomination. It's OK to laugh because Donald Trump has it wrapped up.
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And the only thing standing between him and declaring victory in the Republican
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primary is Nikki Haley trying to round up enough delegates to make an argument
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that she should be their presidential nominee when he goes to jail or people
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wake up and realize that he's been scamming them to pay his legal bills. If he goes to jail.
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Good Lord. Well, as somebody who has recently registered to be a federal juror
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at the request of the local federal courthouse,
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I would like to remind everybody that it is important to look at things with clear eyes,
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with fresh eyes, and with an impartiality befitting a person's right,
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as defined by the United States Constitution, as the right to trial by jury of your peers.
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And I am a potentially impartial juror.
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Okay. Okay. Just waiting in the wings. Just waiting in the wings. Look, as a comic book fan, I would love a future
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where a president rules the country from prison.
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I actually love that idea for a comic book, just not for my country.
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Right. Yeah, exactly. In fiction, it's great.
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When Kingpin does it, it's sexy as hell. Like if you were telling me that Vincent
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D'Onofrio was going to be our president, I'd be like, OK, yeah,
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he can do it from prison. He can do it from Rikers.
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Well, because Spider-Man goes to prison and beats the shit out of him.
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It was actually Daredevil that went into the prison and beat him up, wasn't it?
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I think they might have both had a crack at him in that way.
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If one of them is about to kill Kingpin, the other one has to step in and be
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like, hey, you don't want to do this. And obviously that's not true, but you got to keep the comics going because
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Kingpin is a phenomenal bad guy. But speaking of phenomenal bad guys, although the MAGA camp would have us believe
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that Taylor has been recruited by the government to support Joe Biden's reelection
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bid, she tells a slightly different story.
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She says, I'm just there to support Travis. I have no awareness of of if I'm
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being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, brads and chads.
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So, yeah, on top of that, there was some general complaints about Taylor Swift
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being at the game and being on camera as if that's something that she can control.
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Control right she shows up to the game and they point the
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cameras at her because it's good for ratings yeah i
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hate to break it to people but the nfl is a product and they are going to do
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whatever gets them the best ratings and taylor swift fans are watching these
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games to see her be adorable so this isn't some like wild you know plot this is just,
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People like seeing Taylor Swift on screen, so they're going to show it.
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But if you need deep state commentary on this, a Pentagon representative stated,
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we all know too well the dangers of conspiracy theories.
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So to set the record straight, Taylor Swift is not part of a DOD psychological operation, period.
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Which is exactly what you'd expect them to say about a top secret psychological
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operation. Like when the Pentagon comes out and we're like, no, nothing to see here.
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That does not set conspiracy theorist minds at ease.
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No johnny matters is out there like oh well i guess so
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that that kind of takes care of the first part of this claim
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the first part of the claim is is taylor swift a secret agent for the government
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the answer is probably not but she wouldn't tell us if she was so we'll just
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we'll we'll we'll put that out there well we're gonna launch that into the firmament
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and just let it stay up there a constellation kind of hinting at the shape of a conspiracy,
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but not in of itself provable or likely.
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The second claim being made here is that the NFL is rigged. And that is not
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necessarily a new sentiment. I've heard people say the NFL is rigged for a long time, right?
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It's usually people who are members of a fandom that has gone without a championship
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for a long time or immediately after a ref missing a call or blowing a call
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or something to that effect. And I think we're at an interesting place politically politically and culturally,
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where we have two major parties with very vocal cultural agendas.
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And the right wing in particular has had a kind of acrimonious divorce from
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the what they would call the mainstream media.
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And they successfully kind of extracted themselves and created an independent
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news ecosystem that's built on three prongs. Right wing radio,
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which kind of started the whole thing. Right-wing cable news channels. And then the most recent thing is,
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of course, the deepest bowels of the internet.
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And so the way this tends to manifest is that rumors and conspiracies start
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by percolating around in the depths of these right-wing online circles,
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like on Twitter, which I'm not going to call X.
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I mean, I'm going to acknowledge that it's called X, but I'm not going to be
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like, well, on X, because they're going to be out of business before anybody
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actually gets used to calling it X. So you may as well just keep calling it Twitter.
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When it dissolves, it will be ironic that it's called X.
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It's an X. It's an X social media platform. Exactly.
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So, yeah, you'll find them on Twitter, Truth Social, Parler, Rumble and so forth.
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And then the more classic mediums like the right wing radio and the right wing
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cable news networks without confirming a conspiracy will say things like some
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people are saying or they'll make an offhanded joke like the Greg Craig Gutfeld
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show, which is ostensibly a comedy show,
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similar in format to, say, Bill Maher's now also fairly conservative comedy show on HBO.
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Boomer's going to boom. You know what I mean? So it lends it some credence just
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by acknowledging it like, oh, the people at the news channel,
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they have news in the name. They're saying it. Jesse Waters is implying it. It must be true.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I think there are probably few things that are sacred in conservative
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circles more important than the sanctity of sports, because if you're not at
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church, you better be watching the game. And it's a perfectly acceptable conservative joke to have, like,
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the doofy husband, you know, listening to the game in church type of thing.
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But yeah, so you see all sorts of attacks from conservative culture warriors
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on sports, specifically, you know, recently there's there's lots of attacks
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on trans people being involved in sports.
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And, you know, there's nothing that, you know, rings more true than conservatives
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being upset about women's sports. Sports uh but it's not
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just the the general sense that liberals are trying to
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ruin things that conservatives love like guns and
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football and country music and you
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know whatever whatever else we've destroyed recently um that's pretty much everything
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what should we set our sights i don't know just america america well yeah sure
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as recently as the last playoff season there were were rumors that the NFL was
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setting up the Kansas City Chiefs versus the Eagles in the Super Bowl,
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capitalized on the success of both franchises.
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And the fame of the Kelsey brothers. So Travis Kelsey, of course,
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plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. And then in my backyard, Jason Kelsey is probably
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the biggest hero on the Eagles football team because he wore a mummer's outfit
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and gave an impassioned speech and drinks a lot of beer.
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Like, he's just like he is. He is a very Philadelphia kind of guy.
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He's a good dude. Not to mention Taylor's. Fun fact, Taylor Swift,
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Eagles fan. She's from Reading, PA. Oh, wow.
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So I'm hoping she'll be able to convince Travis to move over to the Eagles.
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And then they got a real story on their hands.
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That might convince Jason to not retire. Yeah.
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So over the past several seasons, there's been a lot of discussion about poor officiating.
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Basically, refs are missing calls, blowing calls, etc. But that's always happened.
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The NFL's constantly tweaking rules, and it can seem kind of arbitrary at times.
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And a lot of times what will happen is a ref will make a call and everybody
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will be like, that's bullshit. And then the NFL will come back and say,
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well, actually, that is the rule. Yeah. Yeah. So this idea that the NFL is rigged exists independent of the Taylor Swift conspiracy.
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That case last year, you know, a lot of people were saying that,
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you know, they want the Chiefs versus the Eagles. And it's like, well, there's a lot of setting up and a lot of them pointed to
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the poor officiating in both the NFC championship and the AFC championship.
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But the Eagles didn't really have a lot of trouble getting to the Super Bowl
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because I don't know if you watched last year's Super Bowl, But Brock Purdy,
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who was their third string quarterback, started the game because Trey Lance and Jimmy Garoppolo, the two guys seated,
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seated ahead of him in the in the roster order, had gone down. But the 49ers. Yeah.
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Yeah. So after week 13, Brock Purdy, who was like literally the last draft pick rookie.
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Mr. Irrelevant, as they call him. Mr. Irrelevant. Yeah, that was his nickname. Yeah.
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He gets injured like in the first quarter, just like a few minutes into the
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game. He hurts his elbow and it ended up being like a torn ligament.
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It was not a minor injury. He didn't just get a bump, bump, booboo on his elbow. He tore a ligament.
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Then the fourth stringer, Josh Johnson, ends up playing. So at this point,
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San Francisco is playing its fourth string quarterback.
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He gets knocked out of the game with a concussion in the third quarter,
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and they put Brock Purdy back in with an immobile elbow.
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He can't toss the ball further than 10 meters or 10 yards, which is just barely
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enough to move the chains and not enough to win a game against,
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you know, the Eagles at one of the top teams in the league. Right.
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So they didn't have to rig that game with bad play calling.
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They put a bug in the ref's ear and they were like, we can take this one off.
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Y'all can chill for this game. Yeah, just take a nap, guys.
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They rigged it for us. So, yeah, the idea that the NFL has been rigged is nothing
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new. However, a couple of players have come out and actually kind of made some allegations.
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So Arian Foster, who previously played for several teams, I think his last team was with the Texas.
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I think he was with the Texas Texans. Yeah, Texans. Yeah, that's the Texas Texans.
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Texas, the Texas Texans, the Houston Texans. Yeah, it's Dallas Cowboy, Houston, Texas.
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Got it. So Arian Foster has claimed on his podcast that at the beginning of
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the season, a script gets dropped off detailing the season. and the season narrative,
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including injuries, touchdowns, and so forth. And this has been commented on by sports writers as being a tongue in cheek statement.
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And for what it's worth, I've watched the clip and it's actually Foster's co-host
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recounting something that Foster told him prior to going on the air.
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And then Foster just agrees with his story and adds a little bit of clarification
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about how dedicated they were to maintaining the script. And he compared it to the WWE.
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That said, people who know Arian Foster's sports writers, they basically said
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it was a joke. And other NFL players have come out to adamantly refute the accusations that the NFL is rigged.
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So and the NFL itself made a made a high budget commercial where they like kind of sarcastically are.
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It's like a script meeting and Patrick, Patrick, all the stars are there.
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And there's also some comedy writers there.
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Like I think Keegan from Key and Peel is there and they're talking about like
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what the script is going to be this year. And then like they'll be like and so and so gets injured and that player
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will be in the meeting and be like oh come on man like you know it's like it's
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pretty funny but like this was wild because I remember my boss asked me about
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like did you hear that the NFL has a script and like you know like as if it
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was a thing and then I went and I watched this clip and it's pretty clear that he's being.
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Facetious like he has a very dry sarcastic tone,
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and also like it's absurd to think that
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they would plan an injury you know what i mean like well
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that that's just it the the thing with a conspiracy
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theory whether it be taylor swift
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getting recruited by the government or the nfl being rigged
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the one thing that ties all of these conspiracies together is
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how utterly impossible they are like the idea that the 2020 election was somehow
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rigged in local like basically at at the local level around the country to benefit
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Joe Biden would require a conspiracy so huge that it could not be a conspiracy.
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Yeah. Donald Trump couldn't even fake electors without getting caught.
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And he thinks Joe Biden faked the entire election.
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And I'm saying this, I'm saying that I personally believe what has that Joe
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Biden has won the election based solely upon newscast.
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If I were were in a courtroom and presented with facts to the contrary,
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I, of course, would side with Mr.
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Trump, our 45th president, 45th president, first insurrectionist.
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If he gets elected again, is he the 45th still or is he the 45th and the 47th?
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He's the 45th and the 47th. We played this game once before with Grover Cleveland,
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who skipped a term before coming back.
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I believe he He was the, I want to say like the 30th and 32nd, maybe, or 20th and 27th.
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He was the founder of the city of Cleveland, right?
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Fun fact, no, he wasn't. He was the founder of the Grove Park at the center of Cleveland.
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Uh grover cleveland was the 22nd and 24th
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president of the united states serving from 80 uh 1885 to
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1889 and then again from 1893 to 1897 good
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for him yeah i mean there is no better
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comeback story yeah he do an insurrection in
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his first term he forgot he forgot to do an insurrection maybe maybe there wouldn't
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have been a gap i mean but the final claim being made by the mega community
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in regards to Donald Trump is that it has been reported that,
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and there's been a lot of reporting about presidential candidates lately.
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They recently reported that Joe Biden apparently thinks that Donald Trump is,
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quote, a sick fuck, which I can't, as a potentially impartial juror,
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agree or disagree with whether or not he's a sick fuck or not.
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I'm just reporting what the president said i mean
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wouldn't wouldn't his fans wouldn't donald
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trump voters agree that he's a sick fuck
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like isn't that what they like about him they like the sick fuckery i don't
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know that they necessarily like the title they want the benefits without the
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optics fair enough exactly exactly so i was just like well how do we determine
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who's more popular i mean we can we We could try to do it by net worth,
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like who's willing to give these people more of their money.
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And I think that the average Taylor Swift ticket is probably more expensive
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than the average Donald Trump small dollar donation.
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So we're comparing the fame of Trump and Taylor at this point?
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Yeah, Donald Trump has allegedly stated that he is way more popular than Taylor Swift.
26:37
So apparently this is like this entire conspiracy theory has offended him.
26:42
He is now mad at Taylor Swift for being the object of MAGA fixation,
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because how dare anybody else be the object of MAGA fixation, even in a negative way?
26:51
Well, if any moment on this show goes viral, let it be this one. Donald Trump.
26:58
I challenge you to release a
27:01
diss track against Taylor Swift with a music video as badass as bad blood.
27:08
It's going to be really hard to get the J6 choir out of the out of the pokey for this one.
27:14
I want Donald J. Trump in a miniskirt doing flips and kicking dudes in an office building.
27:21
You know what? I'm not going to make him wear a miniskirt and do flips in an
27:24
office building. If he wants to dress up like a kingpin, he can dress up like a kingpin.
27:28
Sure, sure. I think we both agree that Vincent D'Onofrio has given him permission.
27:33
Not directly. He didn't specifically say, Donald Trump, you have permission.
27:37
But I think that the existence of Vincent D'Onofrio as the kingpin gives Donald
27:42
Trump permission to take it, you know, just take a nibble off that steez.
27:46
Yeah. So the best way during an election season to determine who's more popular
27:50
is just to look at the polls. And you might think, hey, is there polling about Taylor Swift?
27:56
And the answer is, yes, there is. is you gov.com is
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basically a data analytics survey site and
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they have a most popular contemporary music artist q4
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2023 ranking list all
28:09
right so they have two stats here one
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is fame and the other is popularity so fame and popularity differ so popularity
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is more like approval rating fame is more like name recognition sure at least
28:23
that's the way i'm understanding it based on the fact that you can sort by fame
28:26
or popularity and fame is higher for virtually everybody.
28:30
So that said, Taylor Swift is moving down the fame roster.
28:33
Apparently people have forgotten who they forgot about Tay. Who?
28:39
Exactly. So looking at the most famous contemporary music artists in terms of
28:45
popularity, Handler sitting right around number 15 overall with a 54 percent popularity rating.
28:53
Hmm. So 54 percent approval is a landslide in a presidential election.
28:58
Donald Trump's current approval rating, according to the most recent Quinnipiac
29:04
University poll, which is a very very respected poll in political circles.
29:08
So in terms of popularity within the Republican Party, 77% of Republican and
29:14
Republican-leaning voters support Trump and 21% support Nikki Haley.
29:17
So, I mean, I think if it came down to just Republicans, that 77% is higher
29:24
than 54%. So I think that Donald Trump could potentially beat Taylor Swift in
29:28
the Republican primary. Sure.
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Although I would love to see that race Because I feel like there's a fair amount Oh,
29:41
there's a number of Swifties Of Republican Swifties She transcends political
29:46
divides She just can't cross into the Magalans You know,
29:49
when she sits up on Pride Rock with her father Looking out at all the light touches,
29:54
knowing that it's hers She sees that dark spot over there, and that's Magaland.
29:59
Now now i'm picturing maga hat
30:02
wearing hyenas just crawling around
30:05
laughing actually i think i got that wrong
30:08
so in in overall polling and get your
30:11
fucking facts straight man i know right
30:14
so republicans in general like
30:18
once you take nikki haley out of the equation 91 of republicans support donald
30:22
trump wow that's a pretty good number of people but what that fails to account
30:27
for is what percentage of Republicans would support Swift over Trump.
30:35
You know what I mean? Like, yeah, we don't know how they would stack up together
30:41
in a race just because currently Trump is very popular compared to the other Republican option.
30:49
Donald Trump's overall approval rating is somewhere in like the upper 30s,
30:52
maybe low 40s, whereas Taylor Swift's overall approval rating is 54.
30:58
That's kind of a landslide in terms of percentage, but in terms...
31:01
Get bodied, Donald. Get bodied. Another way to look at it is how much money did they raise this year?
31:09
Taylor Swift went on tour and generated over a billion dollars in revenue.
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To my knowledge, Donald Trump did not generate a billion dollars in donations.
31:19
I mean, he also went on tour, so maybe... But he didn't. He did go on tour and I didn't see anything about him raising a billion dollars.
31:27
Not even when you start including like the PAC contributions and things like that.
31:31
Well, talk about the deep state, those super PACs. That's the deep state.
31:38
It's certainly the deep civilization. I don't know if it's the state, but it's it's a problem.
31:44
Right. So, yeah, in terms of raw dollars, I think I think Taylor Swift raw dogs them.
31:49
It's not even it's not even
31:52
close taylor swift has so much more money than donald
31:54
trump this year i think donald trump is probably losing money he's hemorrhaging money
31:58
first he was fined five million dollars for the defamation lawsuit with eugene
32:03
carroll and then he went back and doubled down now they find him another 87
32:06
million which i don't know the last time you lost 87 million dollars but that's
32:11
a pretty significant chunk of change oh if i lost 87 dollars i would be devastated statement.
32:19
It would change the course of my life forever. So well, thing is,
32:23
if I lost $87, I'd be really upset unless I deserve to lose it.
32:27
And Donald Trump certainly deserves to lose his money, I assume,
32:31
based only upon the jury recommendation and no preconceived notions.
32:37
You're doing a great job at this. I am still and I remain an impartial,
32:43
ideal ideal citizen of this country who believes firmly in the constitutional
32:50
powers invested in all of our government.
32:54
Ryan, I'd like to apologize for laughing while you were saying part of that
32:59
statement, because I understand that you're being totally sincere and you're
33:03
the most impartial candidate I can possibly imagine in my life. Thank you. Thank you.
33:08
I like to think that I I could look past any preconceived notions I have about
33:14
our 45th president and just, you know, just squarely thumbs up,
33:18
thumbs down. That's what the law says. That's not what the law says.
33:22
Determine and determine the consequences. If he's innocent, I'll find him innocent.
33:27
And I'm sure his legal team will make a compelling argument to that point.
33:30
They've been so competent thus far. Oh, my God.
33:34
Speaking of, he also spent something like $50 million on lawyers this year.
33:39
And to my knowledge, the only lawyers that Taylor paid $50 million to were the
33:44
ones who, you know, got their piece of whatever contract she signed to sell out stadiums in Tokyo.
33:52
She may have spent 50 million dollars on jet
33:55
fuel which is a very real and valid criticism of
33:58
oh yeah fox news fox news said that her
34:01
that her private jet landed belching co2 like fox news is very concerned about
34:06
the climate impact taylor swift yeah i mean valid but also fuck you unless fox
34:16
news ends up in a federal trial at which point i will,
34:20
to be able to neutrally judge whether Jesse Waters touched somebody inappropriately.
34:24
I'm not saying he did, but a lot of people are saying he has, which counts as news.
34:29
I mean, if you're Trump, yeah, a lot of people are saying it.
34:34
That's one of his catchphrases. But it is. It's the Fox News special,
34:38
I call it, because a lot of people are saying it gives you permission to say it. Yes.
34:42
And I guess the last way that we could compare the two of them in terms of fame
34:45
would be the total number of fans.
34:50
Well, we know that Donald Trump has, I think we could generously say he has
34:54
about 72 million fans based on the 2020 election.
34:58
Now, that is assuming that he didn't have any drop-off when he tried to overturn
35:03
the results of the election by sacking the Capitol, allegedly. Allegedly.
35:10
His followers did that, and that has reflected poorly
35:13
upon him in the public sphere and i
35:17
remain impartial as to whether or not he was responsible jack
35:20
my well let's let's i
35:23
want to give the full picture here because my i have
35:26
a conservative brother and what he says about the january 6th situation is that
35:32
babies are slippery and that's why he's not as smart as you so many things about
35:38
this are true at the same time it was totally Totally justified to try to sack
35:43
the Capitol because of the rigged election.
35:47
But it was a totally peaceful protest.
35:52
And also, Trump had nothing to do with it. When you give me a thumbs up,
35:56
I got a little we get a little icon now. Oh, that's wild.
35:59
That's nice because it kind of draws your attention. It's like a little cue there. What about this?
36:05
Well, now I'm just OK. So Ian is sticking his middle finger up at me and there
36:09
is no complimentary emoji. It's just...
36:13
You telling me to go fuck myself. But if there's one person who's guaranteed
36:17
to be more popular than Taylor Swift and Donald Trump combined and would never
36:21
tell me to go fuck myself, it's Rick Reynolds. Who has been kind enough to allow us the use of his hit song,
36:27
United, from the album Portals in Progress, which you can find on Amazon, iTunes, and Spotify.
36:32
Ian, would you like to tell folks where they can find your shenanigans?
36:36
Well, so hang on, though. Sorry.
36:39
Are we backing it up? Yeah. got back yeah well i
36:44
want to put a button i want to put a button on you
36:47
you listed the trump voters and like how many fans he has but we didn't get
36:53
to how many fans i think you were going to get to how many fans taylor swift
36:56
has yeah is taylor swift even on twitter at this point i don't know taylor swift
37:02
13 there she is that's right taylor swift is taylor swift 13 on twitter official official.
37:07
That's kind of badass. She is following zero and she is followed by 95 million people.
37:14
Nice. Get body Donald J. Trump compared to his voters.
37:19
Let's see what Donald Trump has. So he is the real Donald Trump, I believe.
37:23
Oh, I wrote the real Trump. That's not right. Because people could be hate following.
37:28
You know what I mean? Yeah, well, that's true for both of them.
37:31
So I think that we should just assume that everybody who follows them does so
37:34
with a degree of earnestness, like an earnest appreciation.
37:38
Donald Trump has 87.4 million followers.
37:42
Incidentally, that is the same difference. That is the same delta between his
37:46
number of Twitter followers and Taylor Swift's number of Twitter followers as
37:50
there was between him and Joe Biden in the 2020 election.
37:53
Just a seven, like, oh man, Donald Trump, always 7 million people short.
38:00
That's a win for the Swifties in my book. That's a win for the Swifties.
38:04
I've already plugged Rick Tell us where we can find your stuff,
38:07
Ian Yes, I am Ian And you can find me on Shrimp and Crits Which is a podcast
38:12
It's an actual play podcast With a southern twist I'm sure you've heard about
38:16
it Ad nauseum from my good friend Cap,
38:20
But just in case you haven't, you can find us on all podcatchers that I'm aware of.
38:26
And you can find me on, unfortunately, X slash what I would prefer to call Twitter.
38:33
You can find me on Blue Sky and all that stuff, too. The only thing I haven't
38:37
joined yet is like threads. But yeah, I don't know. I'm an actual play podcast producer. I make music.
38:44
I'm an amateur TTRPG game designer. So, you know, I don't know.
38:48
I've got my my hand in a lot of tills because I just love to gobble up that grain.
38:53
So you reach into the cash register, you and the till, and you get the grain
38:59
out of the cash register and then you gobble it. There's grain in my till.
39:04
My till's just all full of grain. Ian Malden, you heard it here first,
39:08
is living in a barter based society.
39:13
That'll be that'll be seven ounces of grain. Here's your egg,
39:16
sir. I've got only $87 to my name in terms of real.
39:20
And it's all tied up in grain assets right now.
39:25
At least it's not liquid, you know? He got robbed at knife point by a baker.
39:33
Hey, it's hard out here, you know? It's hard out here. I heard he's been brewing at night.
39:40
That's what bad bakers do. They brew. Bad bakers.
39:45
It's a solid band name. Yeah, Bad Bakers is a solid band name.
39:49
And I bet you'd crush it in Cleveland where Baker Mayfield made an ass of himself.
39:54
Or in Florida where he's having his resurgence as an NFL quarterback because
39:59
of the script favoring him this year.
40:04
And you can find wreck your pod at
40:07
www.wreckyourpod.com and
40:10
on most major social media platforms
40:13
except except for one except
40:17
for one that is run by bloviating dipshit i know it's hard to narrow it down
40:23
but i am i am of course talking about the social media platform formerly known
40:28
as twitter you can't get through with an episode without out some kind of dig at Elon. I can't.
40:34
I can't help it. The guy rubs me the wrong way, and he can dry his tears with
40:40
dollar bills and the fiery wreckage of, well, take your pick,
40:44
rockets, cars, whatever. So between now and next week, you find yourself wondering, is my life scripted?
40:52
And you don't know whether you've been recruited by the CIA to undermine Donald
40:56
Trump's rightful claim to the throne of America?
40:59
Then we encourage you to check yourself not wreck yourself don't wreck yourself,
41:06
it's a do not it's do and then there's
41:09
an end there and then an apostrophe which symbolizes the O that we have removed
41:13
and then a T and it's don't wreck yourself it's the name of the fucking podcast
41:19
I know and I fucked it up it sure would be a shame if you were responsible for
41:26
some aspect of the quality of this show,
41:30
All right, let me give you a clue. Music.
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